/sug/ Steven Universe General - Peridot is a sweetheart Edition
Last Thread: >>6209058
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
P L E A S E
Spiral Staircase
>two threads again
Fucking retards.
WHICH ONE
>>6212498
heh, that's a funny way to spell- honestly at this point i don't like any gem enough to say they stand above the others
>>6212548
Jasper one is older.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6212632
he other night, dear, as I lay an egg
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my egg, and I cried.
You are my egg, my only egg
You make me happy when eggs are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my egg away.
>>6212506
Jasper is fat
Let Lapis sleep.
>>6214520
Someone asked for Rebecca's self insert bondage por-
I mean, completely innocent Invader Zim comic.
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6215373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G3ZpCfaEs
>>6215413
Ah yes brilliant
>>6215340
>fuck off hands
I like that
>>6215413
Also, Ian liked this on tumblr.
Make what you will of this.
So, anyone got any news on saucy-scones?
d i c k s
>>6215157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6215413
WEW
E
W
>>6215475
that he's a nigger and you should kill yourself
>>6215475
>>6215472
>>6215413
We should have gotten a full episode of the inside of Malachite's head
>>6215496
Wasn't there a page in that comic where he gets fucked by a mind control jellyfish?
Becky is kinky
>>6215521
>wanting to see 20 full minutes of unedited double rape
Why are there like 3 different threads
>>6215472
>fuck off hands
>>6215573
uncensored
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Rgfim-xuo
>>6215573
22 minutes, actually
ALL 22 minutes.
>>6215521
The 2hot4tv boards are currently shoved somewhere in the back of one of Rebecca's desk drawers
>>6215579
There is a fetish one that's just one anon talking to himself and bumping the thread, and then this one was made and I didn't see it so I made another thread, my bad.
At least we got another thread to use instead of the fetish one.
Found it
the snowy temple image people keep using for 3 gems and a baby is a background posted by the crew on tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/127433852546/a-selection-of-backgrounds-from-the-steven
>>6215524
Correction:
He got fucked by a mind controlling space jellyfish, that brought back memories of when he was having gay sex, where he was caught by his parents while having sex. This actually happened twice in the comic, and the second time he was explicitly shown orgasming and then cumming in his pants while being mind raped by the jellyfish.
Good ol' Beck.
>>6215599
They look statuesque in the best way possible
>>6215639
Good job.
>>6215658
I love you, Rickenbacker, but you can't be doing this, come on.
Post sad/anxiety ridden gems
>>6215701
that's hot as fuck
>>6215701
>>6215722
>>6215701
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUSE WITH ME LAPIS
>>6215701
>>6215701
>>6215658
what the actual fuck
>>6215701
>>6215701
Dubs and I fap to first ship that is replied
>>6215757
no ship
just pearl
>>6215757
Good luck, fucker, there's no porn of this.
>>6215757
translate pls
>>6215747
wait, what?
>>6215757
>>6215757
>>6215496
Anyone have the rest of this? I'm honestly curious.
>>6215757
oh, ship
>>6215739
>>6215694
>>6215796
dubs
>>6215757
Lapis x Salad
>>6215757
trying again for pearl
>>6215757
>>6215785
love this picture
too bad griefers ruined it before she drew the gem.
>>6215823
>Not the creampie version or the text version
>>6215787
http://thepugdavis.tumblr.com
>>6215796
people really misunderstood your statement
Reading comprehension isn't strong in this place
>>6215785
Opal x Bulimia
>>6215701
>>6215830
fixed
>>6215757
>>6215835
Thanks, anon.
>>6215846
i-im not bulimic
>>6215835
Is there a printed version?
how do you tell if a gem isn't gay
Turns out there's an eating disorder clinic in Seattle named Opal. So is this where Becky went to treat her bulimia and got the inspiration for Opal?
>>6215757
Armstronka.
Good luck, there's no porn of it!
>>6215873
There probably are some out there, but I doubt you'll find them. This was comic Rebecca made in 2008 or so.
>>6215757
Nothing. You don't fap and go to bed.
>>6215859
So, fusions headcanons?
>Pearl+Bismuth: ammonite
>Eyeball+Sapphire: Pyrope(a garnet whose name means fire eye)
>Eyeball+Jasper: Tigers Eye
>Lapis+Peridot: Aquamarine/Turquoise (teal gems) or cinnabar (water+metal = mercury ore)
>All diamonds: Carbonado(black diamond)
>all crystal gems : cubic zirconia
>>6215701
what about sad things in genral
>>6215881
The rabbithole gets deeper once again
how deep does it go?
>>6215895
Jasper's melons.
>>6215899
if the lapshit x shitdot fusion is my birthstone i'm quitting this stupid show
>>6215881
What if Becky relapses? Will something bad happen to Opal then?
>>6215796
>5757
>>6215912
big warm mounds of quartz
>>6215884
Looks like it was printed just basically nowhere
https://www.mycomicshop.com/search?TID=21864833
>>6215907
Very deep because Opal is a huge slut and has been stretched out from Jasper's long cock.
>>6215905
that is ok too
>>6215920
Depends if they can afford Aimee Mann or not.
>>6215957
>Pearl is trans
Good night /sug/
>>6215949
>>6215968
kys
>>6215957
if pearl is the gay boy, then who is pug
>>6215881
Is there any way of checking the records of who has been at different eating disorder clinics?
Or I guess it would be enough proof if Sucrose has ever posted or been seen in Seattle.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B_oawYmCJ7OgRlhDVThBUXdvN0k
>>6215968
Goodnight anon
>>6215937
>its bear cum
>>6215982
I don't think eating disorder places keep public records of who has visited
>>6215980
Amythyst? They're both short and have fucked up faces.
>>6215918
I hope it is.
>>6215982
No? I'm pretty sure that's confidential.
>>6215701
>>6215982
I'm 99 percent sure that's a HIPAA protected thing.
And, depending on how serious CN is about it, anybody who reveals that they've been in a ED clinic with her will get skinned and hung by CN's lawyers. But that's only if Sugar is considered famous enough to warrant that by CN's PR tea, or whoever handles it.
>>6215993
No anon I'm not watching your dolphin porn.
>>6215934
Never liked art of short haired Jasper, that glorious mane of fluffy hair is too perfect to give up for me.
>>6215483
why was his tumblr deleted?
Here's his pixiv
>>6216044
do you think jasper may have got diddled by a pack of dolphins when she was swimming in the big O
>>6215757
steven x steven
>>6216082
>dolphins gang raped malachite
>>6215777
perhaps the artist has a twitter
>>6216096
>lapis chained jasper down while they gangraped her
>after they split and jasper was living in the ocean the dolphins came back for more
>>6216008
>>6216031
>>6216041
I guess you could find somebody stupid enough to say they've been in an eating disorder clinic with Sugar, if she's ever been in one at all. But I think that's very morally wrong thing to do, let's not do that.
>>6215957
i despise that sideways smile. I liked it better in the first OP when they gave Steven slight looks of disapproval/curiosity
>>6216115
Not only would it be pretty much impossible to do but it's mean and hurtful to try and do. Let Rebecca live her life.
>>6216112
>sharks follow the scent of blood
>dolphins follow the scent of cummies
>>6215993
So is Pug Davis complete for the most part? I hope it doesn't end on an cliffhanger.
>>6216188
Haven't read it yet so can't say.
>>6216041
watch some asshat ask her this live at the next SU panel
>>6216082
I hope Malachite was sucked off by an orca.
Fouind a copy for sale
>trolls
>>6216168
>>6216203
If that happens while I'm watching it on livestream I will fucking sudoku right then. I almost couldn't handle bisexuality question because I was so scared of what he was going to ask.
>>6216207
fuck that
>>6216205
They have a lot of teeth, her horsecocks would be at risk. Good thing she has two
>>6216233
What was the bisexuality question?
i'm really glad the meme i've been forcing is catching on
>>6216279
What meme?
>>6216213
He probably got bored and fell asleep. Too bad.
>>6216213
People misread my post
>>6216264
Anon, do you prefer girls without teeth sucking you off? Because I'm pretty sure not having teeth is a turn off. Also Malachite's horse cocks are too strong for that.
>>6216311
>Dubs and I fap to first ship that is replied
How can that mean anything else?
>>6216244
>Sold a dumb figure I had for $160
>Still have $113 from it left
I could basically get this for like $30 if I just think of it as $30 and trading the thing I sold.
>>6216224
I was going to make a dumb joke but then I realized something
Despite being asexual, gems engage in intense platonic relationships with each other that often help the unstable warrior castes find balance, and the symbol of their race is the diamond
in other words, Ruby and Sapphire are Moirales
>>6216312
A lot of POINTY teeth I mean. And no lips
But if there's a will there's a way...
>>6216333
It meant if I get dubs I fap to the first ship that is replied to the post.
>>6216357
You did get dubs
>5757
>>6216276
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4u8jug/sdcc_2016_qa_panel_transcript/
some guy asked about the explicit female empowerment and lgbt themes.
She starts off with an offhanded comment about her being bisexual, but the main takeway of her response was probably this.
>I...I want to feel like I exist and I want everyone else who wants to feel that way to feel that way too.
>>6216357
And you got double 57's retard. Hell, you got 57 right there, too.
>>6216312
>without teeth
There was a pic of a beaten and blindfolded Jasper giving Pearl oral after pulling all of her teeth out, while she projects images of Rose. It's out there, somewhere.
>>6216393
>not fapping to Pearl anyway
shame
Post more of these things?
>>6216393
Says who? You didn't invent dubs.
>>6216417
yes
>>6216423
Says literally everybody who hasn't been here for five minutes.
>>6216433
so no one
>>6216443
Just because you're the newest newfag around doesn't mean everyone is.
>>6216433
Oh get over yourself. Your dubs-knowledge is meaningless when compared to mine.
>>6216230
How similar are dolphin and whale dicks?
>>6216464
just kys
>>6216472
>getting mad over my double 64's
Get the fuck out, crybaby.
>>6216472
BITCH
>>6216401
Don't ask where i found it.
Just fulfill the part of your deal.
>>6216492
>>6216429
no i wanted to know if anyone has more, i just have the ones from last thread
>>6216492
what the actual fuck? How is this allowed and I still can't get connie porn?
>>6216492
Wrong anon, I was just telling him what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJay7L7DoJs
>>6216521
Are you not able to look it up? It would probably take like 15 seconds.
>>6216536
we posted steven universe related vids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-7Fq8efb8I&t=3s
>>6216541
every pic I find has steven's dick in it.
and even then there's none of her peeing, despite there being porn of that for every other major character
>>6215980
I solved the puzzle.
>>6216512
gems flirting/lewding and weirding/annoying the other gems is too rare
>>6216572
is any of becky's old stuff any good?
>>6216579
The more I see of Rupphire the more I hate it. Every canon ship is fucking awful.
whiod
>>6216572
oh...FUCK
>>6216584
No, and neither is any of her current stuff.
>>6216592
Kill yourself.
>>6216606
Right after you, plebeian.
>>6216565
Damn you're right. Probably because no artist wants to go to jail. Can you even go to jail over drawing CP? At what point is a legal line even crossed?
>>6216603
oh
>>6216565
kys
>>6216626
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>6216615
Please kill yourself.
>>6216619
Depends on your country, I think.
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2010/01/simpsons-powerpuff-girls-porn-nets-jail-time-for-australian/
>>6216572
What does it mean? I ship proto-lapis and eddy-hedgehog anyway
>>6216572
HOLY SHEEEIIITTTTT
>>6216592
I can tolerate it.
https://youtu.be/q4VWKbZkIcM
>>6216641
If my taste ever gets as shit as yours I assure you I will. Until then I've stated my terms.
>>6216592
Thats why you need crack ships
For those that missed it, i have gathered up the last big lewd discussion regarding everyone's favorite Mutant
>>6216572
what did she mean by this
>>6216627
Why do people hate on Blushmallet so much? Their art is really good, the only thing I don't like with it is 4 fingers instead of 5.
>>6216696
>Their art is really good
Hi, BM
>>6216696
>Their art is really good
>>6216661
>>6216696
>Their art is really good
>>6216693
>Armstrong wearing that shitty Goku weed culture shirt
Damn, that'd be pretty dope.
>>6216720
I just realized Peridot is the cartoon equivalent of a beta-orbiter.
>>6216732
*Bed Mutant
>>6216696
>their art is really good
>>6216732
Yea, tons of dope ideas were slinged, was a great discussion
>>6216729
Welp I just changed my mind.
>>6216729
This will never not be funny.
>>6216729
I bet they're proud of this image, too.
>>6216696
>blushmallet
>good
>blushmallet
>really good
I FUCKING HATE PEARL! I THREW UP WHEN I FIRST SAW HER UGLY BULL SHIT GAY TWINK DESIGN LITERALLY EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER WITHOUT HER I THREW UP JUST FUCKING SAVING THIS TO M FUCKING COMPUTER
soo
new episode WHEN
>>6216809
Ten days.
>>6216809
Ten years.
>>6216809
November 17th.
>>6216809
2026.
>>6216746
>shitposting about names instead of calling out a bad pun
>>6216729
I'm reminded of something my neighbour once said to me.
"Just look at that. Her vagina's all fucked up. And her guts have gotta be torn to buggery. Gotta fuckin' put her down.
>>6216838
That's so lapidot
>he can't handle the truth
>>6216729
>Shadows on two different planes
>>6216875
That sounds like a cryptic message.
>>6216875
That's why it's so great.
>>6216923
BM did 9/11
>>6216942
BM IS 9/11
Their sfw stuff is okay.
>>6217002
kys
>>6217002
It's shit
>>6217002
This is basically what I meant when talking about their stuff. It's definitely above average. I don't really bother with their nsfw stuff.
>>6217034
How so?
>BMIDF is a thing
Thomas the Train x Alexandrite when?
>>6217034
giant baby jasper shaking peridot like a rattler when?
Long time no see, /sug/. I have that request from ages ago for Jasper holding a rubber duck/dick.
>>6217055
Alex is already taken.
>>6217073
>Peetlechite
>>6217067
Is it that time again
>>6217067
Shit ship, sorry mate. Don't fill my locomotive needs.
>>6217098
>sorry mate
You should feel sorry for having such poor taste.
>>6217092
>>6216572
What if Steven can't heal Jasper all the way and she reforms with a giant dog head like Pug?
>>6217101
Throw in one or two trains and I approve.
>>6217128
Couldn't be worse than that ugly mug.
>>6217064
Jasper is planning something
That duck is fucked
>>6217144
*Bed Mutant
>>6217149
I hope nothing bad happens to that duck
Anyone have links to SU nsfw animations? I swear there are none.
>>6217145
Your waifu couldn't possibly be hotter than this.
>>6217182
Jasper is a bonafide animal lover
Feathers WILL get ruffled
>>6217182
>It's a Jasper fucks a duck episode.
>>6217187
http://swfchan.com/37/182333/?PeriDT+by+Satch+%28Fanart+StevenUniverseGemPeridotGarnetPearlAmethystLapisStevonnieJasperVidaliaFemaleDeepthroatingLesbianOralCumshortSquirtingSwallowLabiaVulvaHorsecunt%29.swf
what if peridot was your gay autistic peridaughter
>>6217213
Nice pecker
>>6217144
I'm about to head to bed, since I haven't been feeling great today. But I'll save that screencap and take a look tomorrow, see what Requests peak my interest.
Don't worry, Anon, I'm an official /sug/ drawfriend. Requests are always welcome!
>>6217231
>Peridot
Who? Sorry, I thought this was the Jasper Show.
>>6217231
Send her to a barn to live with two lifestyle BDSM stepmoms
>>6217245
No, that was cancelled.
>>6217245
It is
>>6217276
Impossible. I'm watching as we speak.
>>6217286
I wanna rip Jasper's uniform off and stare at her fat and ugly body
>>6217328
*lewdly tug down her uniform and gaze upon her fat and sexy body
>>6217349
>>6217354
>>6217344
*shred off her uniform and rub every square inch of her fat and supple body
>>6217359
>>6217285
REVERSE GEARS
>>6217328
>>6217328
I want Jasper to rip my clothes off and laugh at my skinny and out of shape body
>>6217388
*shit
>>6217390
I want Jasper to rip off my clothes and cry as I go to town on her fat ass.
>>6217399
Put it out of its misery
I WANT JASPER TO DECAPITATE ME AND SHIT DOWN MY NECK
>>6217388
It is true what they say, Lapidirts are a collaborative cancer.
>>6217439
I just wanna hold Jasper
>>6217472
DO YOU WANNA DO ANYTHING ELSE? LIKE PERFORM A FUSION DANCE?
>>6217472
Under the arm like a newspaper? Bridal style? Her on your lap(fat chance)? Vice versa?
You ignored Matt and Amber... but will you give your vote to Clinton for Rebecca?
>>6217529
Those are all nice.
But I was thinking more along the lines of this
>>6217554
If i vote for Hillary will you bring Jasper back Rebecca?
>>6217554
Only if she comes out to say lapidot will never be canon if I vote hillary
>>6217554
>not specifying
>Sugar is secretly a Trump supporter
>>6217571
Are you sure toting Jasper around in handbag or backpack doesn't suit your fancy? Positive?
>>6217578
>thinks anyone on the crew but Zuke wants Lapidot to be canon
>>6217624
Mhmm. Although if she were tiny, I'd definitely put her in a comfy little handbag
How would you carry her?
>>6217645
It doesn't matter if they want it if they keep letting Zuke do whatever she wants. Rebecca needs to stop being so lax with her and just accept that sooner or later she's going to kill herself regardless.
I've never met a Hillary supporter that wasn't ugly as fuck or didn't have dyed hair
>>6217554
See, this is how you tell people to vote. By not telling them WHO to vote for because it's their own damn business.
>>6217765
They also reek of sweaty ass and do not practice oral hygiene.
>>6217793
Exactly this.
It comes off as... narcissistic? or just annoying as fuck when you tell someone to vote for someone or else YOU'RE A BIGOT, RACIST or AGAINST WOMEN.
>>6217765
None of the Hillary supporters I know are ugly and don't dye their hair.
>>6217839
>an alt-right retarded
Really makes you think.
>>6217765
Is this a "The King of France is bald" kind of thing?
>>6217676
>>6217676
My sweaty palm would make contact with her arm or uniform and then I'd pass out probably
The omission of a nose in pic related is unfortunate
>>6217676
didn't mean to reply to you anon
>>6217909
>>6217929
LOL LOOK AT THE ORANGUTAN
>>6217945
>no lips
Give Paul the belt
>>6217917
>I'd pass out probably
I think I could handle her
Maybe
>>6217989
>c'mere, sis
Why is Lapis such a pedophile?
No visor big hair
>>6217989
Where are the Jasperthyst x Jasper pics
>>6218057
CUTE!!
>>6218057
What did it mean by this?
>>6218016
>Rose not Mercy
>Jasper not Zarya
>Pearl not Genji
>Peridot not Symmetra
>Amethyst not Roadhog
>Garnet not Lucio
>Lapis, who can fly and has nothing to do with healing not Pharah
>Steven not Zenyatta with shields as orbs
Whoever drew this has no idea what they're doing.
>>6218083
she's a bully as well as a talentless autistic shit
>>6218119
>she's
Don't give it the pleasure of having an implied gender. Puke is practically a swamp monster at this point.
>>6218128
>MAGA-shopping a BM picture
>>6218090
Pearl would be Tracer
Steven would be Reinhardt or Lucio
Garnet as Lucio? wtf
Rest I agree with though
>>6218201
oh hey my edit
it's been a long journey, but it's finally here...
the new Independence Day has arrived.
>>6218213
>Garnet as Lucio? wtf
Her fusion music reminds me of Lucio a lot.
Post your MAGA gems
>>6218261
>Breaking the thing that produces an infinite amount of healing
BISMUTH YOU DUMB CUNT!
>>6218288
>88
Reminder that we're gonna build a fence and the humans are gonna pay for it.
is Bismuth's or Smoky's design worse
>>6218288
Nice dubs.
>>6218351
>Instead of going with the god-tier concept design we had to go through one more "revision"
>We never got this Bismuth
Why do we have to live in the shit universe?
>>6218373
I keep forgetting how huge Smoky is.
I wonder if she can spin-dash?
>>6218351
I just really don't like Bismuth's color palette, when I see black and white art of her she looks fine
>>6218351
Smoky's
Besides the inexplicable crown thing on Bismuth's head she's okay
>>6218417
You mean the purple thing? I'm pretty sure that's just a hairband.
>>6218459
kys
>>6218467
pedos get out
would you?
G'night /sug/~
Looks like Nicki Minaj.
>>6218493
gnight
>>6218487
Would I what?
She's trying to suck his own dick, I can't help him with her own problems.
>>6218527
Uh yeah, you can suck it for her.
>anti-NATO
>anti UN
>hates Muslims
>loves Russia
Why does anyone vote for this man?
>>6218493
Goodnight anon
>>6218537
>hating muslims is a negative
OUT
>>6218487
WOOD EYE!
>>6218535
But I don't like that dick. I like another dick more.
>>6218548
>>6218553
selfish
>>6218537
>loving Russia, a country that has just as many nuclear weapons as us, is a bad thing
>>6218533
>Get dumped by your abusive girlfriend
>Decide to fill the void by hunting wild dogs and raping them
>Get beaten up by a midget and a conjoined alien abomination
>Die from an STD you got from your bestializing ways
>>6180963
mfw theres a surprising amount of piss porn but almost none are any good
>>6218573
.... yes?
>>6218583
kys
>>6218578
>any piss porn
>good
come on, man
>>6218537
>Hating globalism is a bad thing
>Hating muslims is a bad thing
>Not wanting to pick a fight with a country that would frankly kick our ass to kingdom come is a bad thing
>>6218561
See I like that dick, and this dick.
Not Stevonnie's dick though.
>>6218590
I think you need a nap, dude.
>>6218601
That's a good dick, anon.
You're alright.
>>6218537
TRUMP 2016!
>>6218537
literally none of those are bad
in fact all of those is why im voting for him
>>6218600
>russia
>kicking our ass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6218591
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>>6218600
>Russians kicking US ass
>>6218637
I hate that this has become a meme, I actually liked the idea of hijab peri
>>6218615
I would sit on her lap but I don't want to get all that pepperoni on me.
Now add a fat cock into these shorts and I'd sit on her lap all day.
>>6218641
The image itself isn't too bad, but the piss kills it
>humans
>>6218527
>not helping her to pleasure herself just to be nice
>>6218647
Yeah they did.
>>6218657
>not wanting your booty to gobble up a spicy sausage
to each their own, I guess.
>>6218677
>>6218667
>>6218656
>>6218646
>>6218684
I'd watch dubbed cowboy bebop with jasper any day of the week. Lapis sounds like elitist trash.
>>6218666
i mean, i guess if you dont have the fetish you wont like any of it. but to me, that pic is pretty snazzy
also nice satan trips
>>6218623
>pro Russia
Explain.
>>6218712
its not the fucking 60's anymore you red scare cunt
>>6218687
too bad their tumblr isn't active anymore
>>6218674
Yeah?
>>6218722
You have yet to explain why Russia is good, now of all times.
>>6218690
I'm talking about the red blotches on her skin, tumblr nose gone too far there.
But I love me some Ruby dick.
>>6218693
This one's okay actually
>>6218750
one of the best leaders in this century and an ally that could actually be useful in annihilating sandniggers
>>6218732
They're still alive, they just don't post there a lot.
>>6218757
That hard blush is a stylistic choice oddly prevalent on tumblr, but I can dig it.
>>6218772
Are their shoulders, hands, and knees blushing as well?
>>6218792
you got me there
>>6218767
Answer me this simple question.
How did Putin become a billionaire?