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I do not enjoy these random speed spikes when everyone is asleep

I love herm cock

>>6206105
Please stop

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last thread straight up died
wew

This is one of my top fetishes, yes. Please do go on.

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Quick! Someone gimme a short story idea (preferably a small scene or two, just a snapshot of their life) about a herm and her lover!
Fill in the blanks of their relationship, the setting, their kinks, anything you can think of! I'll take as many as I can get and try to do as many as I can over the next little while.

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>>6206579
dressing room problems eventually involving sex in the dressing room.

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>>6206606
I honestly might dump a bit. Just horny and fapping while I RP

>>6206579
Write a story where the herm has accidentally turned her boyfriend into a herm and is trying to make up for it by showing him how good sex can be with their new pussy

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>>6206652
where do you RP?
just curious.

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>>6206672
I am a Secondlife user. I use to have F-list, but I enjoyed being able to make a character visually since I can't draw for shit. I have posted gifs and pics of my shark in these threads before.

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>>6206695
could you post a pic or two? I think I must've missed them.

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>>6206710

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>>6206710
and here is two. I haven't taken any in awhile I usually do gifs but they are too big to post here

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>>6206729
das breddy gud

not as good as the zebra girl though.

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>>6206579
Bigger horsegal herm finds qt antelope femboy embarrassingly trying to shop for panties at a department store, she wants to help him out and ends up taking him home with her for a good time.
She likes girly sub guys with a soft spot for seeing them in cute panties and has piercings on her face/nipples, he likes crossdressing (but is bashful about it) and being on the receiving end of well-endowed dickgirls while wearing cute clothes.
Pls :D <3

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>>6206747
I have a horse character too, but I personally prefer my shark. some of the assets on my horse are out of date, such as my cock. but I don't have the cash to buy the nicer, newer ones.

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>>6206811
don't play second life, but do you pay with in-game cash or real cash?

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>>6206838
Real cash. And actually that zebra actually has the dick I want. But I haven't bothered to look up how much it is, but I can promise its gonna be a few dollars at least.

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It does suck that it requires money, but for the ability to create a pretty detailed character visually, and access to what is basically a 3D sex game that isn't some BS advertisement on a porn vid, its not bad.

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>>6206858
what kind of price ranges are we talking here?

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>>6206879

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>>6206883
To make a decent base avatar without any sexual parts I would say maybe 5-10$ depending on the brand of avi you buy and if you get skins or a full body mesh.

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>>6206937
It usually tends to be more expensive when you get to the sexual bits, but you can make it work if you try. Just gotta shop around. This was my first avatar, my horse, right after I put 10$ into buying all the bits.

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>>6206937
>>6206968

that's kinda expensive for a virtual cock.

but my God, what a cock it is...

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>>6206975
But some of those are one time purchases, like the cock, or the tits. those bits are usually pretty modable between avis.

she probably looks so much better because she also have better graphic settings. my computer is a toaster that can barely handle any current game. SL has that problem where it doesnt look that great but you need a beast PC to run it nicely.

>>6206579
Newly wed herms, possibly after a recent conversion

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>>6207038
Wow my grammar is awful....
doesn't help I have been edging for 2 hours.

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>>6207068
IKTF
fat meaty herm cocks can do that to a man.

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>>6207085
>you will never get to service these two lovely herms until you're stuffed with their thick cum

I just gotta follow my dreams...

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>>6207085
do what? make him edge for hours, bringing himself to the brink over and over again just to hold off as he knows its what a herm Mistress would enjoy? After all, his ass is tighter when he is so close. I am sure bad grammar factors in somewhere to this though.

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>>6207130

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>>6207130
>tfw no herm mistress to please

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>>6207170
Gonna be my last post, time for me to go cum

Always wondered why I've never really seen a story where herms are commonplace and anus destroying sex is just a casual thing you can just do out in the street. I've seen so many pictures where they're just hangin' low and gettin' some out in public, I'd love to see that expanded on.

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>>6207691
She's fucking awesome! absolutely love herms with piercings like that, I think they look so rad.

What I'd the ideal herm you would become?

>>6207738
>becoming a herm
Nah man

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>>6207738
Essentially this~

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>You will never suck the oversensitive head of a herm's cock
>She will never give out a stifled gasp of pleasure as you stuff the entire tip into your mouth
>You will never feel a warm trickle of precum pour down your throat, proccing your cough reflex
>She'd use your fit of coughing as an opportunity to grab your head and shove five inches (about a third of her cock) down your tight throat, filling it completely
>She'd ignore your struggling and muffled gagging sounds, and slowly but firmly cram inch after meaty inch of creamy dick down your strained foodpipe
>At this point, you'd probably start choking, but she'd pay no mind as she buries her thick meat rod to the hilt, her fuzzy crotch fluff tickling your nose
>The combination of the stench from her unwashed crotch and the assault on your gag reflex would've made you retch, but your entire throat is blocked by her massive member
>Just as you start blacking out, you hear a low moan of pleasure from your master, and you sense a warm heavy liquid starting to fill your belly
>The lack of oxygen has also pushed you to your own limit, and you can feel your comparatively small cock throbbing against the front of your pants

>You will never wake up the day after with a cum-heavy stomach, moist pants and the warmth of a sleeping herm at your back

feelsbadman

>>6206122
but why?

>>6207925
There was a pic of this herm in the last thread that had her being sucked off by a white-furred femboi (fennec?) fox, covered in purple lipstick kisses; anyone got that?

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>>6207925
>unwashed
I like my herm gals nice and clean, at least until she wants to cum, then things can get nice and messy.

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>>6207956
I gotchu, it's a personal favorite.
What I wouldn't give to be that fox :(

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>>6207973
yeah I was debating whether or not to include
that
I just forgot to delete it.

>>6207983
Many thanks. I forgot to grab it before the old thread crashed.

On a random topic, is anyone in this thread interested in herm/dickgirl anthro or monster on femmeboi human written smut? I've had a couple of ideas for shorter waff & smut pieces in my head for a while, even a longer-running story, but I've never been able to decide if there'd be an audience for them or not.

>>6208013
Lol, in this thread alone there's probably at least 50% of the people here that would be interested.
If not, then at least I'd be.

>>6208013
totally

>>6208283
animation could use a little work, but otherwise that's pretty hot

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>>6208304
I know I'd definitely take a seat.

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>>6208283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
Link extremely relevant
Love me some beautiful horsecock <3

>>6207174
>ywn be a hung dickgirl mistress to please those lonely anons
Life is not fair, is it?

>>6208336
no, it is not but who knows, maybe in the future

>>6207738
Probably a sexy shark herm with right girl abs and tribe tattoos

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>>6208334
That's what I based the filename on
God, that song is way too catchy. it's got a bit of the Bobby Brown Syndrome, where you really wanna start humming it in public, but you can't rally sing just because it's so inappropriate

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>>6208334
I love this song so much.

I refuse to believe the made this without bursting in to laughter a few times

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>>6207174
>>6208336
Now kiss.

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>>6208321
wouldn't be walking for a few days, but it'd be worth it

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>>6208377
I think you can hear him almost starting to laugh at 1:40

>>6208366
Honestly it'd be my luck that I do start to hum it and someone else recognizes the tune and winks at me
>>6208377
How could you NOT have a great time recording this?

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>>6208415
>Honestly it'd be my luck that I do start to hum it and someone else recognizes the tune and winks at me
what, are you implying that's a bad thing?
you might end up making a friend.
as a wise man once said: "Through dick: unity!"

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>>6208436
I guess you got a point there, could always do with more friends who appreciate a nice horsecock.
That gif would be so good if it was more finished.

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>>6208495
it sucks being the only pervert in my group of friends

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>>6208516
Yeah it's unfortunate because I used to have a bunch of cool furry friends I hung out with and played vidya with but since I started working full-time again I've had next to no time to do anything.
I always had a great time teasing one of them about his crossdressing fetish and asking him if he was wearing his stockings when we were playing and I think he really liked that. We were a bunch of pervs but it was great fun.

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>>6208574
I have this one friend who is the antithesis of a pervert. makes me wonder how he puts up with me sometimes

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>>6208648
Usually opposites attract, he could just be very polite/reserved but secretly enjoy it, who knows?

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>>6208691
I'm pretty sure he's asexual.
My mind would be blown if I found out he was secretly a pervert

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>>6208724
>asexual
That too, I keep forgetting that's a thing
He probably just likes having regular friends to be around then. You know, to see what it's like to be a "normal" person with their personal likes/dislikes.
Iunno, people do stuff for all sorts of reasons and I try not to judge anyone for that unless they're an asshat about it.

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>>6208856
huh, he has admitted to me that he doesn't feel "normal". perhaps you are right, I think we need each other to balance ourselves out. that's probably why we're such great friends.

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>>6208927
Maybe, like I said people do stuff for all sorts of reasons, but that's just my two cents.

But anywho, how about them beautiful ladies with dicks?

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they're the best

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When did this become the marecock thread?

>>6209060
wanna post something else?

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>>6209060
When people don't post their best herms and a couple of people keep contribootin' the same genre of stuff for a little bit.

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Post qt girls with dicks you'd want to suck.

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>>6209107

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>>6209107

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>>6209194
Wow she is quite cute, and such modestly sized too, I like her.

>>6209194
The only thing bothering me is the mismatched eyes

>>6209302
Eh, furries love their heterochromia, she's still very cute.

>>6209302
This
Trying to be that much more unique.

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>>6209107

>>6209434
God damn I wish I her a sexy girl who could give her a tit job while kissing those glorious abs

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>>6209493
I got a couple more nice fit pics too, here ya go.

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>>6209529

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>>6209531

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>>6209537

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>>6209552
And one of my personal favorites <3

>>6209552
>dem abs
>dat sash
>dat bulge
UNF!

>>6209988
I really like her too, plus I love her "oh you!" look she's got.

>>6206185

her dick is a fucking KNIFE

what does she say when she unsheathes and teleports behind you

>>6210222
Doesn't matter so long as she takes off that silly condom and puts her cum somewhere useful so it won't go to waste.
Hint: It's my ass.

>>6206975
Whoever the owner of that avatar is, you wouldn't mind if I draw a pic of that zebra girl, would you?

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>>6210637
I posted the pic, but I'm not the owner. he dumped a huge gallery, with like a billion pics of her.

I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with it.

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>>6207738
There are so many choices. Sometimes, I may want to be a petite rabbit girl with a massive horsecock, other times I want to have a prehensile cock that I can use to suck other people's dicks dry.

>>6211265
A vampire-dick? Sucks all the cum from other people's dicks to fuel your own now swollen balls?

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>>6211958
>A vampire bat herm who has to feed her dick other people's cum in order to cum herself
>One night, she sneaks into the all-men's dorm rooms to suck their dicks dry
>Once she's done, her balls are so bloated with semen that it's much harder to sneak out
>She has to resort to carrying her balls over her shoulder like a sack
>She grins like mad, knowing that the next day will be devoted to blowing her seed out for hours on end

This thread makes me less unsure if envisioning gnolls as sexy futa-only hyena-morphs who use cunt-cocks and testicle pregnancy to reproduce among themselves is actually that weird an idea. :P

>>6213058
I see it, each womb is a "testie" they bare two kids at once and their members though stiff are ludicrously flexible

>>6213090
Sometimes more than two at once, if the partner is virile enough. They can still knock up others the old fashioned way, but to knock up a gnoll, you go to convince her to let you put it in her dick.

>>6213155
>>6213058
>>6213090
a borderline forbidden technique among gnoll shamenesses is the act of rebirth, where they seemingly consume one or more people into their wombs to be remade into their children, sometimes they make one person into multiple, others they turn multiple into one depending on the spell, however the converts must always be volunteers or their soul essence will naturally rebell and destroy them all

>>6212988
Sounds hot, I'd willingly let her do me, that dick looks cool af.

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Sneak peek at a new Alina n Anon sketch. Taking inspiration from the first story for sex positions. I have a lot of stuff to tweak and put in still, but I'm proud of it so far.

>>6213704
That pose is fantastic
>Handholding
hnngh

>tfw you can't decide if you'd rather be a femmy sub guy getting his ass reamed by a herm with a huge dick or the herm doing the fucking
The life of a switch is suffering.

>>6214147
why not a milf herm who fucks and is fucked in equal measure? whats the point of going herm if you don't utilize both organs?

>>6214198
That makes sense.

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>>6213599
>ywn have a herm bat gf with a vampiric aliendick
>ywn have your cock sucked dry by her in the middle of the night
>ywn get creampied by her at the end of the week, the cum she stored converted into her own sperm
>ywn play with her dick in the morning after she's been tuckered out
>ywn be caught off guard when her dick suddenly moves and starts sucking on your finger, her body reflexively thinking that your finger is a penis that needs to be drained
>ywn get the bright idea to get some fruit and feed it to her dick
>ywn feed it small grapes at first, watching each berry slowly go into her balls
>ywn start trying strawberries, cherries, and other fruits, filling her testicles up
>ywn hear and feel the fruit be slowly digested in her balls, swelling them up with cum
>ywn stick your finger into her cock's maw and taste her fruity precum
>ywn wake her up with a blowjob, her berry flavored cum filling you up
>ywn finish it off with a kiss, letting her taste what you have tasted
>ywn tell her what you did, surprising her with this newfound knowledge
>ywn come home to see her making a fresh berry "smoothie" just for you

>>6214524
That's kinda hot!

>>6206742
Oh hey, it's you! I remember I messaged you on F-list a while ago after talking to you in a thread, you promised to stay in touch but I haven't heard anything from you since then

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>>6214524
>mrw
I already love fruit but damn, herm aliendick digesting fresh berries into even more delicious cum? Fuck yes please, I'd gladly guzzle that shit from her dick.
Is it bad that I want to see that exotic cock latch it's lips around mine, slurping away and siphoning all the cum from my balls into hers
Is it bad that I want her to fuck me silly with her aliencock until she cums her big stored load deep inside me
Is it bad that I'd love feeding her dick and making her balls swell up until they were heavy with cum
Is it bad that I now crave smoothies?

>>6214909
>Is it bad that I have great taste?
No

>>6214942
Guess now I'll have to keep in mind the next time someone wants a prompt or the next time I feel like writing a story it's gotta include hot vampire aliencock and smoothie cum...

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>>6214524
Goddammit. I can only draw so much in such little time. Damn you for making me want to draw something else.

>>6215976
Don't let yourself get overwhelmed with a ton of things you want to draw

>>6215976
>>6216026
Just make sure you write down somewhere all the ideas so that when you DO find yourself with time to draw something, you already have your idea outlined for you. Don't forget to share :P!

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>>6211265
>>6211958
>>6212988
>>6214524
>>6214909
new fetish! as i spiral further into the realms of degeneracy, i sing triumph

>>6216594
Huzzah! Hopefully we get some more writefags or drawfags in here soon that can do this sweet fetish some justice!

>>6216675
I feel proud for starting this. It was not my intention to make cum-draining vampire dicks popular with this thread, but by god I love where this is going.

vamp-cocktails, the bartender pours them just for you. straight from the tap with love.
>tfw your loving gf will never turn you into a raging cum/alcoholic with her special mixed drinks
>ywn have her mix a special one every night for you, cosmopolitans, bullshots, berryblushes, bloody marys, brandy sours, white russins, and a extra speciel nightcap every saterday night.
>you can really taste the love
THE KEGS GONE DRY

>>6216726

Honestly man you have created something that Giger would be smiling about in his bio - mechanical BDSM death world.

>>6216726
Unless I'm mistaken, it's probably not that often that people come up with a "new" fetish like this. It's exciting and I think it's hot, so what's not to love?
I'm just mostly excited to get to writing some stories along the lines of this kink because I can already tell I'll really enjoy this.

>>6216856
ordering one on the rocks sounds painfull
screwdrivers, long island ice tea,blue mondays, metropolitans, cranberry collins...
"shaken, not stirred" with ensuring jumping jacks

>>6216856
>>6216928
my sides were not ready for this
never have i been so aroused and so amused at ounce

>>6216928

Which makes the vamp girl's tits bounce in such a hypnotic way that it subdues the patron's mind. Her next victim is ready.

>not get trashed on creamy caribou lou and having you drunk ass demolished in the afterglow
FUND IT

Sounds like this thread is gonna need some herms with alien vampire cocks really soon before a riot starts!
I just want my smoothie T_T

coc beer-cat Niamh style tits filled with beer, and a fat tap resting on the plumpest boozed-laden orbs you've ever seen

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You guys are weirding me out

>>6216856
>>6216928
>>6217111
>>6217040
a whole new level of AA meetings. with obligatory hot herm dickings

>>6217133
here, have drink and chill out

>>6217140
May I still have a hot herm dicking even if I don't have an alcohol problem?

>there's irl a drink called buttafuoco.
2 measures white tequila
1/2 measure galliano
1/2 measure cherry brandy
1/2 measure lemon juice
cracked ice
club soda
and a cocktail cherry to decorate
>the clear and tranquil appearance masks a fiery combination
yeoch

>>6217211
>ordering your drink "virgin"
>vamp gf cant stop giggling
kek

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>>6217265
That'd be pretty adorable desu.
Also, found some cute herm bats to help go with all the fun we're having! Unfortunately I couldn't find any with aliendicks, so I'll just pretend they secretly are ;)

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>>6217325
More bat gals <3

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wtf i wasnt away from the keyboard for the time to make hotpockets and i sit back down into this fuckitryy holy shit

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>>6217450

>>6217453
I know how you feel
Come back to this thread and get a dick slapped in my face full of weirdness

>>6217133
>>6217453
>>6217510
comeeee on guys~ relax! here, have a drink on me<3
>new idea, bukkakes are now bodyshots
>>6217459
hot af

>>6217552
dead

someone screencap this shit

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>>6217636

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Don't you die on me! I need more thick, throbbing hermcock in my life, and in my mouth, and in my ass...

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>>6219349
There's more to herms than their dicks you know

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>>6219959
You're right, hermnuts must too be given the worship they deserve

We're just as bad as the marecock thread

>>6206811
Bump

>>6216856
What kind of fetish should we call it?>>6214524

>>6216901
I like herms cumming on cakes. The cums are use for the cake's "cream">>6216928

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>>6220875

>>6220254
Naaaw. We're actually creative with our fetishes

>>6221270
Thinking about nothing but herm cock is not 'creative'

>>6221328
We're thinking about vampiric cocktail making hermcocks now

>>6221391
He's right you know

>you will never get to see your shaft slide into a qt bat herm's vampirecock's maw and throb as she drains you of your cum, slowly filling up her now swollen balls.

Why even live

>>6221441
So that we can have more stories of vampire dicks

>>6221270
Very little utilizatuon of herm pussy, it needs remembering that they have both and not fucking them in return is a waste

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>>6221507
>Implying I'm not a switch

>>6222023

Who's this?

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>>6222455
It's a request I made in the drawthread.

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>>6222613
Oh, and the blue bunny I'm posting belongs to someone else, forgot their name. Still, it's some good shit.

>>6222661
"Well, I suppose my chocolate covered cock was amusing."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNNPVVtkbbM

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>>6214524
Is she a [carlos]fruit bat?[/carlos]

>>6206672
I usually hang out in the /tg/ room on flist.

>>6207900
I'm not really into fur, but I would seriously fuck this creature.

>>6226993
Pretty sure she's my literal favorite herm gal right now.
Just absolutely beautiful.

>>6227500
Although if someone could put some great art to that fucking awesome bat herm with the vampire aliencock idea then idk, she might be fighting for that spot.

>>6227585
I'll be up for it. Consider it done.

>>6228053
You da real mvp.
Can't wait :)!

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And here we go

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>>6229121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3R45jPDWJU

>>6229172
Fucking cool gif m8

>>6229180
That's rather cliche
Needs more of a twist

>>6209162
>dick poking out from skirt
easily the best

>>6229738
She's quite the charmer ain't she?

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>>6229738
>mfw
I especially like bottomless herms. It's like they're saying "I'm shy enough to cover my tits, but ballsy enough to show off my dick"

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>>6229811
My personal favorite part is that she's still got her panties on underneath, something about a herm gal showing off her goods while still mostly clothed is something I very much enjoy.

>>6230005
It's like she's too turned on to be physically constrained by anything

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>>6230067
Perhaps that has something to do with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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>>6229180

As a massage therapist, this is all I ever want in life.

I'm very tempted to write something along these lines now.

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>>6230724
DO IT, YOU WON'T!
NO (herm) BALLS!

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>>6230786

what

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>>6231213
I need me some herm stories man

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>>6231239

More herm stories are always welcome.

I gotta come up with some names and details before I start writing though.

>>6232653
there's always the vampire aliencock story.

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a doodle

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More progress. Got the colors figured out, so that's done for the time being.

Night everyone. Y'all have a nice thread now, ya'hear?

>>6233265
Berri neicu

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>>6233265
I took a stab at this.

>>6233037
It a good doodle

I would very much like to see more doodles like this in the future

>>6234350
UNF MUH DICK

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>>6232878

I was aiming towards this one. >>6229180

The vampire aliencock idea is a bit out there for me.

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>>6236764
Thanks man. Will keep an eye on the discord even in the future

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>>6236804

Didn't know there was a discord for all this.

I just lurk and write lewd things sometimes.

>>6236832
It's pretty ded but come in https://discord.gg/qenMzmR

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>>6236865

Cool.

I'll keep percolating things for a while til I get everything worked out in my head. If you've got suggestions, don't hesitate to throw them my way.

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>>6236957
>purgy

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>>6237167

I don't judge, man.

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>>6232653
>>6236764
>>6237204
Yeah I'm gonna need more guys getting lovingly fucked by bigger herm gals <3

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>>6237204
Unfortanatly I do

>>6234350
This is pretty great, actually! Would you possibly do it like this once I've shaded it properly? I really like this, thanks anon.

>>6237848
It's easier to add lighting to a flat shaded image, though.

>>6238470
Touché, I'll fill in the white spots and render it that way. But seriously, what you did with it was fantastic, thanks a bunch!

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>ywn be a herm nurse who has to work overtime after a wave of female furries go into a heat so strong only a good dicking from herms could sate

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>>6237246

I've only got so much, but I'll see what I can do.

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>>6240153

>>6240153
>>6240249
Bless you kind sir.

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>>6240398

No problem.

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>>6240471

>>6239335
"Uh yeah nurse, I think I'm starting to get some of that "heat" too"

>>6239335
Nurse outfits are my weakness.

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>>6240656

>>6241606
Damn, those are some glorious herm balls.

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>>6241796

Indeed. Huge, heavy herm balls are glorious.

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>>6241833
>tfw you'll never be sandwiched between two big furry herm gals both pumping you full of gallons of their cum.

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>>6242151

Someday, maybe.

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>>6242509
This is the only way

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>>6242509
So fucking jealous of that cutie guy

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>>6242846

Indeed.

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>>6242880
I'm not even really a fan of cuntboys but that pic is great.

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>>6242919

Ha, didn't even notice.

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>>6243366
"Only 10 more inches to go!"

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>>6243531

This whole thread is giving me plenty of ideas for that massage story from earlier. Once I come up with some names for the characters, I think I'll be ready to start writing.

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>>6244054
You could always use placeholder names. I have trouble with names, myself, they're usually the very last thing I come up with.

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>>6244140

I don't like to do that, personally. I think a character's name is an important part of their personality, so just plopping one in at the end feels substandard to me.

Plus, it makes it hard to focus on writing instead of laughing if you were to give them silly placeholder names, like I probably would.

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/r/ing hung herms with semi-erect cocks

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>>6244733
Ask and ye shall receive!

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>>6244847

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>>6244927

>>6219349
What is the title of this comic

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>>6245917

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>>6244257

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>>6234350
Hey man, if it's alright with you, could you render this again, considering I've gotten it to a finished point? You did great on the old one. Also, I'd like a username or something you use so I can give you proper credit on the e621. I'm not gonna just say "thanks to a random anon" because it wouldn't feel right.

>>6247992
I really hate to be the one to do this. But isn't one of her arms supposed to be mechanical

>>6248312
He ended up changing it because of me

>>6217453
Hotpockets fucking suck dude, except for the philly cheesesteak ones

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>>6248527
Good taste

>>6247992
I am away from my main computer for about a week, but I can probably work on it later. Or I could restart it, but the existing layers would almost certainly still work with small tweaks. Might have time for another doodle before then though.
Credit as "an anon" is fine by me. If I ever jump in the discord or something I'll let you know.
See you next /hfur/.

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>>6248527
The chicken pot pie ones are really good as well, though I haven't seen them sold anywhere else aside from the local store near me.

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>fucking hot pockets

Anons? Quick question; how relevant to this thread's interest would be a smutfic involving a trappy wizard either getting seduced & double-timed by a shemale kobold mother/daughter duo or involved in a tsundere threesome with a herm goblin and a shemale kobold?

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>>6253276
You really have to ask?

>>6253276
>shemale kobold
You so don't have to ask

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>you will never wake up as a qt dickgirl with chain piercings and a nice bulge in your panties

I cry every time

>>6253868
We get it man.
Your life is shit.
Stop reminding us.

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>>6254151
We need more glorious herms doing butt stuff.

>>6253276
Yes please.
I want the kobold duo option.

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Me gusta

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>>6257263

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>>6257273
>cum inflation
yes please

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>>6257488
Wish I could be this cute little hyena boy.

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>>6257488

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>>6258150

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>>6258157

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>>6258210

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>>6259533

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Oh my~

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>>6259917
Bigger

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>>6260333

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>>6261541
Sorry, let me get the high res for you

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>>6261961
Ah yes, things make much more sense now, ty.

>>6261961
Thats a lot of cock, and cum. It'd be pretty sweet if earth had an ocean of cum somewhere

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Drawing a new pic of Dragon Momma. Fruit Bat pic will have to wait. I'm gonna need to practice my bats first.

>>6207738
a quite short, flat chested bunny with wide hips and a massive ass. i'd prefer to have a rather large cock and oversized balls, but idk about the dick so much as im locked up and unable to use it

>>6206025

>You'll never accidentally go to a herm only strip club
>You'll never realize that even the dancers are eying you hungrily
>You'll never find out after much molestation that those kinds of strip clubs are herm only because it's too dangerous for anybody else to go alone
>You'll never get to decide it was worth it anyways

>>6259533
never enough pregnant herms

>>6206025

>>6267442
Kill yourself

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>>6267442
What thread are you trying to slide, anon?

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>>6267781
This fuck is only here to fuck up the speed.
reaching page 11 was at a comfy 8 hours. now its near 3 hours