/sug/ Steven Universe General - Peridot is really cute Edition
Last Thread: >>6191567
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
BALDING
SPICY
>that moment when you realize two anons you like are the same guy
>>6194480
Jasper is fat
>>6194521
> this meme again
Jesus that philosophical shy guy from last thread really caught me off guard, especially from a mario game.
>>6194480
>Peridot is really cute
again, tru
The day of reckoning will come.
>>6194521
Fixed!
Just had a conversation with someone for the first time in three days. I almost forgot how nice it can be to be with other people.
What did you accomplish today, /sug/?
>>6194334
>>6194468
Okay so I know who you are for sure now, but what did I call you? Fuck my brain isn't working today...
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>>6194541
>pearl's creamy maggot infested thighs
Better, pearlfag?
>>6194563
More suffering
>>6194563
you should get out more
>>6194557
Will the day you shut the fuck up ever come?
>>6194569
no, make it about me getting cucked for mystery girl, and i'll think about it
>>6194542
Paper Mario is a good series with deep characters. Well maybe not Sticker Star but still.
>>6194563
kys
>>6194569
Not him but jokes on you. Ive jacked off to that fic
>>6194563
I got a motherfucking job
>>6194588
No, especially not after Gem Harvest.
>>6194591
Thousand-Year Door will always be the pinnacle of the series, though.
Sug i wanna wank. Post pearls
>>6194534
Kek, yeah I like you too bro, you're pretty awesome, but shit man, I can't even remember what I posted yesterday, can you drop me a hint?
>>6194620
It was a rhetorical question, I already know your kind doesn't know how to shut up.
>>6194636
>>6194615
No...
>>6194608
The joke is you.
>>6194658
well rip
sorry dude
>>6194566
Oh nono, you called me "Anon". That was already it! The important clues were the other two.
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>>6194652
This sickens me.
God I hate lesbianism.
The joke is >>6194671
>>6194677
>>6194676
thanks for the cute pearl, Anon
>>6194535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6194701
Pearl is shit, so he did you a favor.
>>6194608
Why? It's not even good.
>>6194701
oh shit
also here you go
>>6194627
True
>>6194616
Good job, anon! I hope it works out well.
>>6194701
>>6194677
>>6194729
but anon, why would you put things you love in the trash
Tell me, What is your favorite fetish?
Do you have a weird one?
>>6194738
>love
>>6194743
This one.
>>6194756
Yes love indeed
she's amazing
>>6194743
Too many to count, facesitting i think and yes
I give up on drawing
This
>>6194761
stop showing how much of a cuck you are please
>>6194761
>>6194676
Oooh, alright, hey man i didn't even get into college, I'm as dumb as a rock, a purple one to be specific...
I think I found you
>>6194777
Sick trips
>>6194694
no problem.
>>6194786
well then, add me!
>>6194797
now now settle down little cuck
>>6194743
Told ya before, it is farts.
That is for both parts of you question.
>>6194677
>>6194786
Im in college but i feel like a numbskull for several reasons
>>6194781
Based modeseven
>>6194777
You see those trips?
Turn that positive achievement into motivation to worker harder as a artist.
It can go a long way.
>>6194777
Me too god
>>6194797
That's fine, she's still a terrible person
>>6194865
Thanks anon
I do have to disagree though
>>6194828
I know Pearl. She lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into her in a sandwich shop. She was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Pearl was laughing to herself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"
I wasn't sure why I guess she was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while she just leaved back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away she stopped me and offered her hand. I was shy because I knew who she was but she introduced herself anyways. When I shook her hand the other hand came out of her pocket holding a tazer which she used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. She laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face screaming over and over, "STUPID APE STUPID APE."
I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Pearl."
Now every year she shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to herself, and then leaves. Last year she murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Pearl will bring this year..
>>6194877
I saw Pearl at a grocery store in Beach City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cookie Cats in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Pearl kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Pearl stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Pearl kept interrupting her by squawking really loudly.
>>6194824
Fucking puns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEvhi2OlEY
>>6194877
You can disagree that the sun is going to come up, but that won't stop it.
>>6194832
I've been on this path for too long a time
>>6194803
I'm trying so hard! I'm adding people left and right an nothing...
Give me a moment I can do this!
>>6194824
Hey man you'll never be as bad as me, at least you got into college, kek
>>6194777
Post what you've drawn anon.
dumbasses
>>6194880
I saw Pearl at a grocery store in Beach City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cookie Cats in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Pearl kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Pearl stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Pearl kept interrupting her by squawking really loudly.
>>6194934
I beat you to it, bud.
Glad to you see you have them too, though.
>>6194743
Girls grinding or humping things for pleasure.
>>6194952
>>6194924
I try taking requests to see if I can improve but it's infuriating how much I suck. I think I should dedicate a lot of time to knowing how anatomy works
>>6194959
Is this considered a fetish?
the GRANNY
>>6194950
You can say she's not, but in the end reality is the opposite whether you accept it or not.
>>6194964
Wait a second I think I know you
I think you're on my discord server
g
>>6194950
>she's a bad person
it's a fact, no true waifufag ignores their wife's faults, kill yourself cuck
>>6194964
Don't give up anon. That one was good enough for me to save it the first time you posted it so there is at least that. Work on anatomy but keep taking requests if you enjoy them.
>>6194999
gez
>>6195013
I'll shatter you.
>>6194966
Honesty the closest thing to a fetish that I like so if this does not count i guess i don't have any fetishes.
cute and fat
>>6195002
>no true waifufag
as wall anon im going to go ahead and call myself a true waifufag
pearl is amazing
>>6195031
>>6195045
>>6194995
Yeah I'm the Porl guy
>>6195011
Thanks it means a lot to me that someone liked my art enough to save it. But yes, I'll have to focus more on the anatomy, I was currently working on another request but I don't really have the motivation to continue from here.
>>6195063
>>6194803
Okay maybe I can't, I'm retarded and I'm ashamed for wasting your time, I have a quicker way to do this... can you make a throaway account on this site https://www.chess.com/? We can message each other here...
This is my account https://www.chess.com/members/view/Kind-anon
>>6195068
>>6195086
>>6194974
>>6195101
>>6195114
kys
>>6195065
>Yeah I'm the Porl guy
Oh hey
also that beginning of a drawing looks nice
>>6194914
True true, but im wondering if i made the right choice after all and might have wasted lots of money and getting into a dept i could probably take a while to pay off.
>>6195148
Hey man I'm in debt AND I didn't get into college, kek!
>>6195176
>becoming a debtslave
>>6195126
What kind of Pearl do you want me to draw for you.
>>6195176
how you in debt, you take out a loan for something big?
>>6195214
How about pearl in a bikini or dress?
>>6195214
Pearl getting assaulted by a mad quartz.
>>6195069
someone should have sent you a message now.
>>6195065
Yea sometimes I give up half way through a request too.
>>6195114
If you're able-bodied and can't go to college without going into debt then you really need to enlist in the military. Just do your minimum, get your college payed for, and dip out. In the meantime you probably improved your physical health and possibly learned an actual skill while getting all your food and housing payed for. It's a great deal.
>>6195348
that sounds pretty good
>>6195348
>Just enlist in the military
kek
>>6195367
is this a fetish?
>>6195348
>what is a Clinton election
>what is WWIII
>what are drafts
>>6194961
This is nice and all but Peridot wouldn't be that tall with limb enhancers. With I think she's around Pearl size, maybe even just a bit smaller.
>>6195428
Well, if you join before the draft, you'll probably have a higher chance of getting a non-shit job. So there's that.
>>6195290
But wouldn't your family have the deed unless the land was quick claimed?
>>6195230
I don't do lewds, bikini one is borderline lewd, sorry.
>>6195290
Did he not have a will? How does that even happen?
>>6195463
>bikini one is borderline lewd
Wholesome Christian values, eh?
>>6195230
Wall anon is that you requesting bikini pearl again?
>>6195301
So Are you taking any requests today bro?
>>6195379
Yeah they were pretty scummy, but it's alright, good luck with your debts anon, you're in college, you got a bright future waitting for ya.
>>6195452
My mother would have it if they got married, but no cigar.
>>6195348
I never really liked the american concept of college. Mostly because there is no clean separation between regular and higher education.
>>6195482
Was he not satisfied with your rendition?
How rude.
>>6195479
Atheist but very prude
>>6195506
I'll do the dress one with pleasure
>Gems start force breeding with captured humans to produce superior hybrids.
>Years later half of homeworld gems are now hybrids.
>Hybrid warriors like quarts are like big bara Steven's with all the power of gems along with the ability to breed like normal humans.
>Hybrids are superior to gems because there just like gems but can reproduce normally like humans.
>Homeworld is soon turned into a world filled with big buff gem dudes like Steven.
How much will it blow you're mind if this becomes endgame?
>>6195514
never get enough dude
>>6195520
>>6195489
No I haven't but I guess I should take one or two quick ones so I don't break the streak of drawing every day. Schoolwork filled up so much of my day.
>>6195482
Is wallanon the guy with a wall covered in Pearl pics?
>>6195525
>Atheist but ver-
Stopped reading right there.
>>6195489
Same with you Amethyst friend, im sure you'll do fine in the future, lets both try to have a good outlook
>>6195528
kys
>>6195556
>
Stopped reading there
>>6195555
that's me
I also got a shrine shirts and some other things
>Lapis cuts herself because she wants to feel again.
>Steven finds out she's hurting herself and wants to help.
>Evverytime Lapis cuts herself Steven licks and kisses her wounds and cuts till there fully healed.
>Lapis really loves Steven licking her wounds and starts to cut herself just so Steven will lick and kiss her wounds.
>Steven is really worried that Lapis is really hurting herself but evertime Steven licks and kisses her wounds Lapis moans and gasps in pleasure which really confuses Steven.
>>6195540
This but with Opal and Garnet?
http://orig11.deviantart.net/d582/f/2016/051/0/c/sexy_jasper_by_zerocloth-d9sf6yh.jpg
>>6195556
Did you also stop halfway the word "very"
>>6195556
>implying most Christians nowadays aren't nominal Christians, but effective atheists.
>>6195588
Yes.
>>6195588
This is cute AND sexy.
Who's the artist?
So I just caught wind of something that happened last night involving wall anon
someone must've been impersonating me or something
whatever happened likely was not me
If I'm wrong and nothing happened then whatever, someone lied to me
>>6195528
>all gem hybrids would be built like steven
retard
Why do you keep using new threads instead of the oldest thread?
>>6195640
Something, something fetish
>>6195632
Seriously? After last night this is the best you can come upwith?
>>6195649
what happened last night
i honestly don't know
>>6195540
Sapphire in pic related outfit?
>>6195632
Seek help
>>6195632
attention whore cuck, typical pearlfag
>>6195663
JEsus christ have some balls. just own up to it and don't pretend like you don't know anyhting.
>>6195540
Sapphire calling the police.
>>6195681
Not him but what did happen last night?
Hard light
>>6195632
>>6195693
What is this sperg talking about?
>>6195710
dicks
>>6195632
Why are you here
>>6195717
A friend told me that i was being talked about on /co/ or something
not sure really
>>6195708
He started an AMA on /co/ to attention whore. He actually got a lot of posters then he started shilling his fucking retarded subreddit and spammed a shit ton of threads. Now he's sad that he can't call himself wallfag anymore beacuse everyone knows he a shill
>>6195731
>pearlfag
>friends
best joke i heard all day
>>6195732
to add on, I called him out and he litterally replied with "Shut the fuck up nigger, /r/fuckpearl is the best subreddit."
dont' go there it's... a strange place.
>>6195732
Why does this kid have to keep pestering us? Why can't he just fuck off, already?
>>6195732
Did he show wall in AMA?
>>6195684
What kind of game are you playing at?
>>6195732
>AMA on /co/
Why did it not get deleted immediately
>>6195584
>>6195745
>Pearlfag
>Talking to others
Best joke ever
>>6195777
I have many friends and own an active discord server
>>6195777
>Pearlfag
Best joke ever
>>6195776
fixed a little error
can confirm. Was really confused when a steven universe subreddit was being spammed in a discussion on adventure time.
>>6195762
The Game.
>>6195790
You have many shills and own a very inactive shitty subreddit.
Now shoo away and please don't come back to this board.
>>6195790
>pearlfag
>on discord
can't be any more pathetic
>>6195811
>>6195798
CUTE
>>6195576
Why not get a wall of a good gem instead?
>>6195776
>>6195798
Jesus that was fast, and it looks great dude, you keep improving by the day...
>>6195843
>Said while posting Lapis
Good joke
>>6195751
Post pic of your wall or you're gay
>>6195867
It was kind of traced so it doesn't fully count
>>6195891
Yes wall with timestamp
>>6195540
Smokey Quartz but with a grown-up Steven?
>>6195902
OF COURSE NOT
Wallanon is the msot pathetic excuse for a human to crawl onto this board. and that's coming from an active user of it
>>6195902
I still chuckle at how that was best 3 frames of that video but he took the art from pic related.
>>6195891
>>6195904
I'm in EST
>>6195942
jizz on it you stupid piece of shit
>>6195942
Now fucking burn it!
>>6195931
>msot
>>6195942
That's the wall, It was for sure you last night. Jesus christ, you could've tried and like.. I don't know... made it seem like you DIDN'T spam co last night?
Go back to your subreddit, they might be the only ones who like you.
>>6195902
Well I think it looks great regardless, good work bro!
>>6195931
I want to believe it's an extensive troll but they have an actual wall, even in irony that's autistic as fuck.
>>6195942
Fucking terrible handwriting.
Just ignore him, he's just an attention whore
>>6195966
Thanks
>>6195983
KEK
>>6195971
It's pretty bad i know
>>6195963
Go and take a look at that sub
and think about this for a minute
I'm not a moderator there
I also love pearl
why would i have anything to do with a pearl hate sub
>>6195976
just trying to clear things up
i fucking hate these people that impersonate me
>>6195968
it's not a troll dude
I used to like /sug/
Where did it all go wrong
Was it the hiatuses?
>>6195999
you're a pearlfag, that's when it went wrong
>>6195999
"Wallanon here, I just want to reply to you with inane bullshit that's trying to shill out my sub, hahahahahah!"
>>6195996
>>6196017
I don't shill subreddits like that
impersonators can suck my dick
they've followed me around the internet for a long time
>>6195999
PEARLFAGS
PERIFAGS
FAGFAGS
>>6195999
I used to like you, anon
And I still do.
>>6196017
I miss the old attention whores.
>>6195954
It's a common mispelling for keyboard users, since you'll probably have your right index on the m and right middle on the o, while having left ring on the s and left index on the t, it's natural for the left hand to move a little faster than the right
I don't know who's trollling who anymore
Anyone wanna shoot me a short greentext late night request, maybe help everyone get nice and steamy?
>>6196032
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself, cuck. Or do you have to keep whoring yourself out to afford all of that Rogaine for your waifu's light bulb of a forehead?
Fine, I admit it. I, wallanon, spammed /r/fuckpearl on co
It was just suppposed to be a joke
I didn't realize you guys would take it so seriously..
sorry
niggers
>>6196050
>>6196060
Pearl reads passion of xanor that greg has.
>>6196026
>>6196069
>impersonating me
literally not cool, fucktard
>>6196069
That was somehow better than your first apology, good job.
>>6196060
Peridot secretly masturbating to Pearl masturbating
>>6196069
So you're going to impersonate me while I'm present fuck you
Is Pearl possibly the oldest gem we've seen besides the diamonds?
>>6196060
Peridot and Steven go to the fair and fuck in the mirror funhouse.
>>6196056
thank you for giving me a reason to post this for the first time in years
>>6196091
>Impersonating me so it looks like i didnt apologize
litterally not cool, fucktard
>>6196039
Roseanon was not an attention whore, he was too good for this general.
>>6196108
>filename
Ancient as fuck
>>6196056
trolling requires intent
stupidity, on the other hand, doesn't
>>6196108
agreed, can we get a unanimous vote to ban wallfag from litterally everything?
>>6196060
lapidot/jaspis NTR
>>6196130
set up a strawpoll, and leave a margin of error of one, in case wallanon himself votes.
>>6196138
Shut up, cuck-impersonator.
Do the /sug/ thing
>>6196138
Wtf, stop impersonating me
>>6195942
Do people seriously find this abnormal? It's just a collection of pictures on a corkboard.
>>6196142
never fails to give me a chuckle
>>6196156
>do you mind steven being old tho?
Not at all! Whatever makes you comfortable, broski.
>>6196156
Meant this one http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Passions_of_Xanxor
http://www.strawpoll.me/11592011
>>6196156
you can never have too much milf cock.
>>6196182
>inb4 he gets all of his fellow autists to skew the poll
>>6196142
Oh Christ I love Steven...
>>6196162
It's a stalker shrine but for a cartoon character. Your call on whether a real person would be better or worse.
>>6196195
Nice try, faker. How about you fuck off
>>6196126
man I forgot I had that folder
>>6196216
This must be at least two 1/2 to three years old, Christ
>>6196224
That guy was impersonating me...
again
Trying to protect yourself from impersonation on 4chan seems like a lost cause
Fuck me
>>6196213
These impressions aren't even good,
I'm also a user of /r/FuckPearl
>6196209
Not me.
>>6196156
>Whos cucking who?
You decide.
Hey, I don't care who impersonated who. This is LITTERALLY a ll because wallanon wanted to get attention. Can that nigger get a ban?
>>6196224
>fetishes or kinks
Spanking is nice, and so is biting. But if you have anything special you'd like to add, yourself, go right ahead.
>>6196244
It is, give up and go rest
>>6196206
Nobody noticed I changed the Japanese text on the box to say dick
>>6196255
The AMA was an impersonation though
>>6196244
Stop.
Impersonating.
Me.
>>6196259
Is it time to post fat gems?
I wanna get something straight
I'm a proud mod of /r/PearlProtectionSquad
And I LOVE Pearl
I know she's real
>>6196232
Tomorrow I'll be 5 years old, meaning I'll have to retire from my dream job as a coal miner. Guess it's child military from now on
>>6196232
4chan filenames are Unix timestamps IIRC, that makes it from 2010.
>>6196266
Wish I could read moonrunes.
>>6196267
Wtf no it wasn't. There was a picture of your wall, WITH timestamp
>>6196304
Bullshit no way
Post the pic then
>>6196290
Kek, this is a good troll impersonation.
Something he would say, and sounds fucking retarded.
>>6196293
>>6196232
oh wait, you said the IMAGE is that old, not me.
Well
that makes a lot more sense. It says October '13.
>>6196293
Alright
What's /sug/ up to tonight?
>>6196259
>tfw have fat fetish
someone just end me
>>6196313
Take care, bud.
I'm looking forward to it.
>>6196338
wallanons starting random drama or something
He shilled his sub i guess.
Getting tired of this guy ruining our board...
>>6196338
it could be worse desu
Why are people
impersonating
poor pwa
?
>>6196338
Can't tell if trolls are cirlejerking themselves or if Wallanon is mad.
>>6196295
>>6196388
Idk these people have devoted their lives to making mine miserable
I want to kms
>>6196388
Last night he started an ama on co and started calling people niggers and linking to /r/fuckpearl on a bunhc of different threads. people are mad that instead of apologizng he's blaming "impersonaters" so i assume they're actually impersonating him to get back at him
>>6196418
if we keep doing this will you actually do it?
awesome
>>6196357
>our board
>>6196182
>"No" majority
Told you so.
>>6196426
I don't use racial slurs and what reason do I have to support a pearl hate sub
I got involved with these dicks for three days a few months ago
Ever since they've come back regularly to pull shit like this
>>6196338
doing what I always do on a sunday, be lazy as dicks and just chill, the theraflu taste raunchy but got me some honey cough drops to counter it
>>6196418
Well don't, I don't know what happened, but stick around, it'll get better with time.
>>6196338
Fellating myself, nothing really.
>>6196492
>wanting a pearlfag to stick around
pls
>>6196470
What? litterally a supermajority in favor of banning him
>>6196492
Idk I've tried clearing my name just tonight
Nobody believes me
The impersonators are still here too
>>6196508
Yeah, didn't update it. Nevermind.
worst gimmickfag 2016
>>6196514
That almost sounds like me
Except I know the majority is on my side
And I'm saving myself for Pearl
>>6196514
how about isntead of believing in some shadowy orginzation that's out to get you you just accept that maybe spending your days on a fucking board dedicated to a show that isn't currently on the air is bad for you, along with printing out photos of acartoon character that you think is real.
WHile I do believe you were responsible for the trolling last night, I didn't think you deserved to be hated for it until now. Get another hobby, PLEASE.
>>6196560
Lol, I know no one likes me on this board
I only come here to ascertain more photos of me beloved Pearl
Now please leave me alone
>>6196560
kys, jew
>>6196593
>I only come here to ascertain more photos of me beloved Pearl
Then shut up.
>>6196507
Eh I don't see why Pearlfags are so bad, I mean some are but not all of them
>inb4 Christ chan's video
>>6196593
>Only comes to get pictures of pearl
>Starts drama
>This bitch
>>6196602
How about no.
I will not submit defeat to you assholes.
My love for Pearl will prevail
Now go away, fool
>>6196607
>Christ chan
>>6196593
Stop typing like a fucking autist.
>>6196593
I love you wallanon
I hope you have a good week
>>6196380
I just want a chubby gf. it's all I want in life at this point
>>6196506
that's some flexibility
>>6196481
same
sundays are lazy as fuck
So how do we fix this general? I´m thinking a good porn dump might do the trick.
>>6196626
>Now Go away fool
>>6196637
>Lapidots fap to this
>>6196627
Chris*
kek
>>6196632
don't fucking reply to me
>>6196607
>>6196617
>>6196602
>>6196597
>>6196593
In moments like this a tripcode would be very, very handy. But people keep losing their shit about trpifags even in the one case trips are actually valid to use.
>>6196632
Thanks, I know I'm not that popular here.
But I do have friends and girlfriends irl
>>6196637
>>6196669
kys
>>6196669
They're good for filtering purposes sure.
why would a man obsessed with pearl. link to a subreddit hating her it dosent make any sense
>>6196669
The one thing that would help all of this, is if we were on /co/ instead.
>>6196671
>has a girlfriend
>Calls people niggers and owns fuckpearl
Jesus christ man, if you'er going to lie do it right
>>6196669
>being this new
>>6196688
Which is why it's not me
>>6196688
autism works in mysterious ways.
>>6196657
Lapidots will fap to anything if it's blue and green.
Are all the gems except Rose and Amethyst virgins
>>6196696
I don't need this
One day I'll leave
You'll all see
>>6196688
the fuck pearl people are really fucking pathetic
>>6196722
Depends on whether Rose decided to tell Pearl about this fascinating "mating" thing animals do.
And Ruby and Sapphire did seem pretty intrigued by that frog...
>>6196722
Garnet is literally a walking coitus.
>>6196722
Lapis isn't
>>6196722
Lapis lost his virginity to Steven
>>6196722
kissless virgins yeah
peridot im not so sure about, but yeah
>>6196748
>>6196755
>Lapis
>his
>>6196748
I don't think shoving a frog up your butt counts as losing your virginity.
>>6196555
THANK YOU. Honestly this is a harsh truth I think al ot of people need to hear here... Especially wallfag, but others too.
>>6196785
It doesn't? Aw man.
>>6196791
No, we ban the one that has the wall...
>>6196770
>tfw still kissless
>>6196810
but we dont get anymore pearl guy stuff. and we just get an impersonater loser instead
>>6196810
Why ban me
I've done nothing
I don't even know what "nigger" means to be completely honest
I was homeschooled
>>6196800
>frogs
>not using a dragon dildo
scrubs
>>6196686
>>6196697
they are good fro uniquely identifying an anon if it is relevant to the conversation. You can't sincerely argue against that
>>6196692
ultimately, that is a valid point to make
>>6196810
We need to build a wall around wallanon.
>>6196781
Lapis has a penis, so it's a he.
>>6196833
Thankyou
Do you have a kik
Maybe we could get together or something
Or not
>>6196834
i know you arent pearl guy just say which fuck pearl mod you are
>>6196837
>not a Malachite dildo
>>6196839
Nigger, have you ever seen anyone use a trip on /trash/?
>>6196849
Your degenerate headcanons aren't reality, so no.
>>6196849
That doesn't look like a floppy whale penis :/
>>6196849
>no whale penis
Delete this, pretty please
>>6196857
You are acting really defensive
I can prove I'm the Wall Fag anyway
>>6196889
Then prove that you're me
>>6196829
>no chance with Garnet
>No kiss with amethyst cause reasons
>Rose 100% gregsexual
pearl for fucks sakes dont blow this with MW and leave your ptsd bullshit at home
>>6196889
do it. then.
>>6196863
of course not, /trash is forced anon like /b.
I'm just saying that is not a good thing.
>>6196889
jizz on board now
>>6196909
Jasper is always an option
>>6196946
I don't want to ruin my board
Maybe on a spare pic I care less about though
>>6196950
Get off 4chan, Pupsper.
>>6196965
Do it!
>>6196979
I wouldn't plan on posting a pic though
>>6196925
Probably my newfaggotry kicking in..
But is there a honest reason from having a default vanilla on 4chan in general, spoilering can be used for good jokes and to genuinely spoil something.
And forced anon kinda leads to this problem where two guys can circlejerk themselves while attacking someone thus ruining the thread.
Finished your request wallfaganon. I migt consider coloring it.
>>6196950
Jasper belongs with the watermelons
>>6197009
Oh hey thanks dude it's nice
>>6197009
this is pretty cute anon, gj!
>>6196999
Nice cucktrips
>>6197009
>Zuke hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYutuxLSTh4
how about more fat gems, eh?
>>6197048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgK5OUHCuHg
>>6197015
Jasper is a pumpkin and also a dog
She and pupkin will hit it off right away
>>6197071
kys
>>6196839
>Connie thinks to herself "I'm never going to get laid without feeling like a total freak".
>>6197088
Did somebody say FREAK
>>6197022
No problem my man
>>6197030
Thanks
>>6197047
It's the wind
>>6197109
*jasperfag
>>6197074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfYY14CIw2c
>>6197109
YEAH
So with all the drama did you guys at least to find evidence to prove who was right or just yell at each other
>>6197109
AHHH, JASPER
>>6196889
Well..... im waiting
>>6197071
yes
>>6196909
no she gets with greg too.
grepearl ftw
>>6197134
Proving identities on 4chan is a lost cause I've found, if you want proof it's me but I'm just not bothered anymore
My name's ruined
>>6197109
No.
HEY, Okay so I talk to the wallguy on discord a lot. I used to be a mod of fuckpearl but got kicked out. I know the guys that run fuckpearl and I can confirm that it wasn't wallguy, ama
>>6197178
Katie is that you?
>>6197169
Your name had no value to begin with.
>>6197178
Shut up wallanon
>>6197082
>I want more fat gems
Say no more friend.
Week 4 video when
>>6197171
>not hairy
thank god.
Their style's still a bit manish for my tastes though.
>>6197202
>>6197203
It's already out you stupid retard.
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6197197
Some people liked listening to my stories
>>6197202
kill yourself
http://orig03.deviantart.net/621b/f/2015/035/b/7/double_giant_woman__colored__by_jeetkunex-d8gopwy.png
also kill yourself
>>6197219
I'll give you more friend
>>6197203
Yesterday
>>6197223
The only good Pearlfag.
im pretty sure the guy who said he could prove it is an imposter its been nearly 30 minutes
>>6197252
>good Pearlfag
Oxymoron
>>6197237
post the pics or else
>>6197204
It's a lot better when it's characters they don't draw as mannish.
A lot more noticeable too.
>>6197109
-S COME OUT AT NIGHT
>>6197169
I believe your right but disappointed no one even tried to find any real evidence, was everyone in /co/ so dumb that they did not even ask for timestamp?
Oh geeze i Just realized, I need to prove wallguy couldn't do it!
Okay so his name is bolt2strike on reddit, right?
So he used to mod fuckpearl with us but he got kicked out, the mods told me they kicked him out for being "too hardcore" so he would have no reason to want to promote their sub if he split with them.
picrelated
>>6197002
Oh boy that's a can of worms I really LOVE to open because this is really, really debatable shit.
I've seen the spiel of forced anon on /b/ being played twice. The line of reasoning goes as follows:
There are two groups, the Circlejerks and the rest of the board. The rest of the board has no interest in the CJs. It's a comparably new development that they are called "generals" and treated less like pumpkin spice flavored cancer aids but honestly this change is cosmetic and people know it. Since outside of the CJs there is no reoccurrence trips make no sense. Inside, they have advantages and disadvantages. So ultimately, democratically speaking, forced anon is the way to go. However, this entails that you neglect the needs of subcommunities in favor of the whole board.
Now, speaking of vanilla 4chan... normally adding a meta layer on top of 4chan is frowned upon as it again isolates a subcommunity. This is because of the previously outlined dynamic.
>>6197257
>>6197277
Apparently
>>6197310
>autistic handwriting
>dirty ass nails
>thumbtacks
god just fucking kill yourself already
Peridot being embarrassed by her weight gain is simply the best.
>>6194480
Hey, it's Rivet. Rivet desu!
While you guys have been being mean to Bolt, I started work on a brand new story.
I want to post it on Pastebin when I'm done.
There really was an imposter, you know. The real Bolt-kun's been chilling over on his discord server. I've been curing my writer's block in the most creative way too <3.
Be nice to Bolt-kun, 'kay? I'm going to work hard on my next story, so I hope you'll all work hard, too!
>>6197297
Lol that wasn't me,
Bolt2strike left the sub on his own accord.
He mods gemirl now
>>6197361
kys
>>6197297
why the fuck would he mod fuck pearl. bolt2strike isnt pearl guy.i know him
>>6197239
>That left peri
thats it man!
what's even better is when she gets even fatter and starts to flaunt it
>>6197361
A fellow writer! Can you help me with my story?
>>6197310
make a new one with the date.
>>6197381
I was involved with these guys for a few days back in like... August big mistake
>>6197381
https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckPearl/comments/4yar90/the_bolt_is_gone_ubolt2strike_has_stepped_down/
He "stepped" down. Aka fired for being too hardcore
>>6197305
I mean, aside from the fact it btfos sub-communities, (which 4chan has kinda devolved into nowadays) what positive impact could forced anon have other then btfoing circlejerking of the specific problem that can instant crash a thread?
I guess i'm just thinking about this in light of the issue that happened here but i don't really see a good positive beside the "n-no subcommunities inside my generals of a specific topic/general reeeee"
Which granted a sub-community in SU so far has been pretty cancerous but mostly because of one or two guys.
>>6195528
>along with the ability to breed like normal humans.
Except that's wrong. They'd need another gem to create another hybrid as their powers are only a result of having a gem, so you'd get the same quality soldier as a normal Quartz for twice the effort.
lets kidnap the imposter and pearl guy and cut the imposters dick off and force him to dress up as pearl and force pearl guy to fuck him
>>6197389
you must be some kind of gay. Right peri is where its at. The fatter the better
>>6197411
Yes I know my handwriting is appalling
Let's just behead anyone who posts in this thread.
Requesting this with Peridot
>>6197403
Help? How so?
>>6197492
yes please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4
>>6197503
Just look through ti and tell me if it's good?
>>6197479
This is sad
>>6197479
so did you do the ama? reply with your thumb up and holding the paper
>>6197527
Maybe fat Jasper will be more to the threads liking.
>>6197310
Unrelated but your thumb is kinda square.
>>6197479
Good job timestamping only once and then allowing people to impersonate you after. FYI timestamps only work on the post you used it for, they don't carry over.
For example I could pretend to be you and no one would tell the difference
>>6195540
Armstrong hanging out with Bad Pearl in this patchy outfit?
>>6197252
I'm not going to let you father my children for saying that
>>6197530
Will you please post it on Pastebin? I'll go over it, but right now I'm working on a new story. I, Rivet's first non-futa fic.
It's actually a huge milestone. I'm surprised myself.
>>6197552
>>6197592
here's the first part
Steven: He-hey pearl? I have a question
Pearl: What is it steven?
Steven: well, it's kind of embarrassing...
Amethyst: What is it steven? you get your butt stuck in the toaster?
Pearl: Amethyst! Now steven, you know you can ask us anything.
Steven: W-well its just that... How come my penis keeps getting really hard all the time?
Pearl: ....
Amethyst: ... *breaks into extreme laughter*
Pearl: well- uh.. steven this is.. uhm, a really complex human matter that maybe you should uh... talk to your dad about
Steven: But you said I can ask you anything!
Pearl: uhhhhh.... Garnet?
Garnet: STeven your dick is hard because of pent up sexual frustration. You need to fuck some holes to make it better.
Steven: Fuck holes?
Garnet: Yes... it's the only way.
Amethyst: *Still laughing, gasping out the words* Y-yeah steven, hey pearl why don't you shapeshift somes holes for steven?
>>6197574
bad pearl in the outfit or armstrong in the outfit?
>>6197546
I can't hold it do a thumbs up and take a picture at the same time
This is the only pic of a fat diamond in existence. And that is just unacceptable
>>6197635
draw a stickman then with a top hat
>>6197523
This song reminds me I want gems to fight, no weapons, no flashy moves, just raw fists and headbutts, foot stomping and biting
ah well
>>6197635
BULL. SHIT. I've been silent this entire thread because I don't care, but don't just come in this thread and FUCKING LIE about it.
have some FUCKING balls. I don't care that yoiu spammed fuckpearl everywhere, but the fact that you care so much about your identity of buying a fucking cork board and posting pictures that you're lying to what i presume are your only friends is disgusting.
>>6196060
Futa Priyanka cranking one out while Armstrong also masturbates with her? Just on her couch next to eachother so she can compliment him on his jerking and on her furious strokes.
>>6197689
*Bed Mutant
>>6197667
I care about what people think about me so being impersonated i'm trying to clear my name
why are you so angry about this
I hate it too
but it's become necessary
or i just say fuck it and stop caring
>>6197667
agree completely, this asshole has to be 12 years old and afraid that his internet friends are thinking abd of him.
pic related as proof of his age how can you litterally not draw an 8
>>6197689
NUMBUH 2
>>6197667
I'm not doing it for you
This is for my love of Pearl
>>6197429
it's just that you're currently coming from a perspective that is dominated by this microcosmos. And so are the anons losing their shit. The mindset that originally supported forced anon, that is needed to make sense out of it all... implies that this thread SHOULD NOT EXIST. There should not BE such a thing as a general. And now people try to have the cake and eat it too.
>>6197707
go get a life cuck
>>6197712
He was number one!
>>6197687
Seeing these two together is always a treat
>>6197707
im waiting on the picture with the time,date and a tophat stick figure "pearl fag"
>The Modding Branch is default held by /u/bolt2strike.
Found this in the fuckpearl constitution
So can you explain what is the history between you and fuckpearl subreddit?
>>6197720
Pearl is a fictional being.
and if she was real I doubt she give the fucking loser with a wall of her in his room who never leaves the time of day.
and if she ever did meet you she'd probably think worse of you than she does to Greg.
That's how pathetic you are.
Please, PLEASE, stop going on this board.
>>6197745
Woops yea wrong reply
Don't worry wallanon I like your handwriting. The rest of you needs to die though.
>>6197599
Setting: Right on the beach outside the temple, we see tables, balloons, and other party supplies being set up.
Close up into seeing Steven carefully putting a cake in the center of the table, he looks contemplatingly at it, then adjusts it's angle slightly. New shot reveals that it says "Happy Birthday Connie"
Amethyst comes in carrying a bunch of streamers and other party supplies, she dumps them all on the ground slopily
Amethyst: Ugh, Ste-VEN, why are we even doing all this? You know i'm not a good person to set UP things...
Steven: It's connies birthday, and I want it to be perfect. I've bought all her favorite colors of streamers, got her favorite flavor of cake, and The Pizzas are bringing her favorite pizza! I really want it to be special and- *GASP*
(Pearl comes in carrying a few boxes, followed by garnet carrying an extreme amount)
Pearl: What is it steven?
Steven gets on his knees and screams: NOOOOOO, I FORGOT TO BUY HER A PRESENT.
Pearl: Oh steven, can't you just get her a present some other day?
Steven: Her birthday is TODAY, in a few hours! You have to give people presents on their birthdays.. its-its- its the law!... I think.
Pearl: You humans and your silly rituals never fail to-woahwoahh WOAH
(Pearl trips on Amethysts mess while walking and talking to steven, she lands right on the cake and ends up causing a huge mess)
>>6197605
Rivet desu. First, thanks for sharing.
It's written in the screenplay format. That's not a fault, but do you intend to rewrite the story in prose? It might work better that way. Adjectives are your friend, friend!
It's missing a period after the first sentence, and in Pearl's first instance of dialogue, a comma should go after the word "it", else it sounds as if she's regarding Steven harshly.
It might sound a bit better if you rephrase Amethyst's "What is it, Steven?", as Pearl had said the same bit of dialogue previously. Maybe, "What happened, Steven?", or "What's up, Steven?"
The story and subject matter, as well as Garnet's "dis-parental" way of explaining to Steven the "solution" to his trouble. The interaction between the characters is good and fluid, and the characterization seems to be very accurate, so that's very good!
Overall, I say the story's off to the right start, and that you only need to revise the punctuation a bit. Thanks for asking for my help and advice. I really appreciate it!
New thread
>>6197760
>>6197623
Armstrong in the outfit please. Bad Pearl looks great in her normal outfit already.
>>6197769
>>6197773
Amethyst: WHAT THE H, PEARL? I SPENT ALL THAT TIME SETTING UP THE PARTY
Pearl wiping cake out of her eyes: come now Amethyst, we all know you didn't do any-
Steven: NOOOO, MY CAKE, PEARL WHAT DID YOU DO? THE PARTY IS RUINED
Pearl: What did **I** Do? Steven, this is obviously am-
Steven: PEARL, this is all YOUR FAULT. CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW!
Pearl: I- (PUpils narrow) O-Of course.
Ameythyst: Woah, I've never seen P act like this before.
Garnet: It's not her, you ordering her around has activated her natural pearl senses to clean and cook, your mother spent thousands of years trying to get Pearl to not be subservient. I thought we finally-
Steven: SO pearl is just a slave now?
Garnet:... More or less, I suppose.
Steven: *GASP* GUYS, I KNOW WHAT TO GET CONNIE FOR HER BIRTHDAY.
>>6197714
oh no
oh fuck no, I dont need another ship damn it!
>>6197722
Yeah, even if i've been in orbit of 4chan for longer then my time on it, i've still got the mindset of a newfag through and through.
I'm using what i have to interpret what i see are kinda self-created problems due to forced anon or no trips.
And i kinda see that same mentality with the /co/ mods.
There is literally not a single "general" on here but because generals are pretty much a 4chan staple every thread relating to a certain show or topic is always gonna feel like a general, but not at the same time just because it'll be deleted if it was called one.
And to the point of spoilering, i only really said that because it's just used for comedic effect 75% of the time and 25% of the time for it's true purpose.
>>6197797
>>6197797
She's a monster.
>>6197825
>>6197605
>>6197773
>>6197798
I'm busy with a project now, terribly sorry.
But if you send me an email at
[email protected],
I'll be happy to help you further with this story just include "story" or "Steven Universe fanfiction" in the email's subject.
Are we being raided by redditors
>>6197906
people that use this site and reddit
>>6197870
>>6197931
Do you have the original for that pearl?
>>6197917
>>6197823
It's good you're self-aware. I hope my elaboration was somewhat helpful.
>>6197605
>>6197773
>>6197798
Hi again, anon. I was able to give feedback for the first part of your wonderful story, but I have a previous engagement. I'm terribly sorry.
But I was able to give my feedback for the first part you shared here: >>6197780.
Again, my email address is
[email protected]
and you can feel free to send me your story there. (Please just include the word "story" or "Steven Universe fanfiction" in the email subject.) I'll look through it when I'm free and I'll give you the advice I have to give.
Thanks for your time and sorry for the inconvenience.
>>6197917
kill yourself
>>6197981
>>6198131
Aww that's cute
thanks