HG thread
>>6191809
Maybe Paula told you the wrong advice. Someone won by not focusing.
>>6191847
Yes! Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>6191847
You did it!
>>6191837
She isn't here.
>>6191821
You're not even bothering to justify it.
Even still, so are you.
>>6191847
Everyone's gonna be dead before I can find them..
>>6191847
Congrats comrades
>>6191847
>>6191866
>>6191756
>>6191727
Oh hey, it worked.
>>6191847
Congratulations Mokou!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula!
>>6191883
Are you dead or alive?! It's important to know if I can change your room into a bar
>>6191883
Hey Kuga
>>6191866
Congratulations, teammate. And thank you for having us once again.
>>6191866
Give yourselves a round of applause!
>>6191898
>>6191866
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6191899
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6191904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIvekfe7GU
>>6191866
Congrats... At least a touhou girl wons the game. Thanks Host!!
>>6191872
Come on... the next time you eat the drugs.
>hold the laugh
>>6191898
>>6191895
I'm dead, but I'm also a ghost. Turn the room in whatever, but I'm still gonna haunt you and Mokou.
>>6191897
Sup bruh
>>6191899
Thanks for hosting.
>>6191921
>eat the drugs
>holds the laugh
>at least a touhou girl wons the game
>>6191929
Yeaaah, sure
Post link to HG discord
>>6191862
>>6191885
>>6191898
>>6191908
>>6191921
Thanks for the congrats
>>6191899
Thanks for the game
>>6191929
I don't think you've been wrong yet
>>6191921
...What?
>>6191929
Long time no see huh.
>>6191899
RIGGED!
>>6191990
Calm down idiot
>>6191962
I'm not too sure myself actually, I just know I've been acting strange.
>>6191944
I've nailed it a few times when it comes to you at least.
>>6191929
It's true. my hair is black and I don't grow up.
>>6191982
I've been here the whole time, you should clean that helmet.
>>6191962
Thanks
I want to shove a cactus up Ocelot's ass.
>>6192031
How? So you know what has happened here right?
hg discord link???
>>6191990
What was that? Paula sees no boats here.
>>6192018
Paula still doesn't really get it.
>>6192039
Why are you so late? Thank you too!
>>6192052
Non non non
>>6192071
Because I am a dumb dumb.
>>6192069
>i don't think we have one
>>6192099
We do
>>6192052
And i want to take a pic of that
>>6192054
I don't avafag as kuga you dumb russian, but yea I do know what happens here, sometimes.
>>6192130
link me to hg discord
>>6192106
>Where is the proof?
>no link
>no screenshot
>>6192110
There is a 0% chance that you aren't Ditto
>>6192069
I think you are talking about /brash/ or what was /b/ HG
I want to hug Kuga.
>>6192142
I'm afraid that the invite link can be traced back to the poster
>>6192071
Neither do I, but I'm sure it'll clear.
>>6192159
>>6192069
Actually /b/ discord crew is in alert because trolls and nobody want to share the link
/trash/ crew? I dont know, they hate hoshi and thats the reason why dont post the link.
>>6192143
Im not ditto mister... believe me.
>>6192137
Can't right now, leaving in a afrew.
>>6192166
>
>>6192208
The combination of terrible english and wanting to take pictures of Ocelots cactus anus convinces me otherwise
post link to hg discord
>>6192208
>listen
>do NOT reply someone saying "ditto"
>ok?
>>6192237
And thanks for confirming it
>>6192208
You are right but right now it is peaceful.
Baki! Come out wherever you are!
>>6191944
Here you go!
>>6192180
How can you be sure? Did this happen before?
>>6192260
Yours are almost done, I promise
>>6192272
Paula can hardly wait! Thank you again!
>>6192259
Forgot to add something
>Some of /trash/ is in the discord chat like two people
>>6192260
>Ditto is a touhoufag
This can't just be a coincidence
>>6192302
Parker, bring me pictures of Spiderman!
>>6192329
Once a king of shit taste in Narnia, always a king of shit taste in Narnia.
post hg discord plutia made
>>6192302
you're obviously not ditto, somehow your english is even worse than the english of the retarded spic that is ditto
>>6192327
Don't look so scared!
>>6192260
No, at least I don't think so..
>>6192302
>terrible english
>rping based off 1 character trait
Still Ditto
Ditto is now a concept.
>>6192356
>retarded spic that is ditto
>forgive the things i already did
>stop thinking about the past
>and live in the present
>>6192259
yes, it is.
>>6192387
nobody is going to let your past go
if you fuck up in here, you're going to have to live with it for the rest of your days here
there is no getting away from that fact.
post the hg discord please
>>6192381
A ditto means copycat, and copycat is already a concept.
>>6192408
>This is true. Then again, I am who.
>>6192387
>bites into your neck, licking all over your clavicle
>>6192408
Shouldn't we just have fun and not really care about what an anon says?
>>6192408
just make new ava
>>6192365
Boy was I fat back then or what, heh. Thanks.
>>6192408
>well... fuck
>then i have to live with this shitposters talking about the past
>this is just shit
>>6192374
Then I order you to not go through it! If Paula can't get rid of her problems then you shouldn't either!
>>6192459
It's like looking at a funhouse mirror! You're welcome!
>>6192408
I really don't care.
post hg discord fags
>>6192462
>its fine. just don't end up like me and you will have improved by miles
>>6192462
Maybe stop revealing avatars
>>6192506
>i already know that
>>6192540
>Maybe. but is not fun to hide avas
post what you're listening
>>6192477
Hm.. Haha, alright I'm fine with that, but don't complain about me being weird after.
>>6192563
Then you should accept the consequences of being shitposted when you do so.
>>6192564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym1Cqa4_qB4
>>6192564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU
>>6192564
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhB319zX1E
post hg discord link guys
Greetings
For me there is the 7th of November, 1 AM. How are you doing, guys?
>>6192611
hello ditto
>>6192611
go to sleep ruskie
>>6192564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-kWBPI1EU
>>6192611
Doing well. You?
>>6192564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wE-oPPogQ
>>6192634
i honestly hope you fucking die
hey guys can i get a hg discord invite
We really need a john cena ava
People became weird... they really wants to play.
>>6192609
Come on!! nobody will to post a link
>>6192647
Thanks. The hate you bring upon me is good. Best part is that you won't get backlash. So you are winner
PLEASE LOVE ME AWAWAWA
I Dont know why you guys hate Ditto he was like the best ava ever.
Honestly, the Discord is even more boring and circlejerky than the threads are, are you sure you want that?
>>6192569
I don't think it's a problem like that. Unlike me, it seems that can be changed.
>>6192611
Paula's tired! She thinks she needs another nap!
>>6192677
>the fuck?
>>6192665
>hugs
>open hosthelper
>pc crashes
>lost 180 hours of work of my autocropper
>>6192695
My life now is complete
>evaporates
>>6192634
Feeling great. Want some games?
>>6192705
Thanks save buttonkawa
>>6192688
"Next dubs choose the transformation"
it was sick as fuck.
>>6192719
Sure why not.
>>6192724
A prophet
>>6192724
>i really regret everything about those days
give me hg discord link or ill post about dubs
>>6192683
How do you mean? But, why can't you change? I'm a little confused.
>>6192737
>going to see Ghost in concert soon
>>6192707
wow a real ghost
>>6192754
I would rather not talk about myself. What you are doing just seems like you are trying to hard. Try not to do that, 'kay? You don't need to do that stuff with me.
Ok, let's play one game. 24 contestants, please
post the discord or nanako gets my double digit dick
>>6192837
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>6192837
Robbie Rotten
>>6192837
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6192837
Emmy Altava
>>6192837
Reigen Arataka
>>6192837
Dave Strider
>>6192837
Emeralda Kasim
>>6192837
Aya Shameimaru
>>6192837
Jeff Gordon
>>6192837
Starman
>>6192837
Worst Ava
>>6192837
Burrito and Snakeboy
>>6192837
Rawberry
>>6192837
Eggman-kun
>>6192837
Shalashaska
>>6192837
Flower
>>6192837
Russian Edgelord
>>6192837
Salad and chocolate chub
>>6192837
Demon Archer
>>6192845
https://youtu.be/Odf-s7hlDqg
>>6192837
Adrian Rollini
>>6192837
Cappy
>Female
>>6192837
Artoria Pendragon
>>6192837
Practician Taste
>>6192805
Amezo with Nitori
>>6192805
A-alright, I suppose we'll stick to this instead of talking about you.
But, I think I understand now though, haha, at least I hope so.
>>6192859
noice
>>6192883
Too skinny to be NFKRZ
>>6192837
Senshougahara
>>6192837
Kaito
>>6192837
The Tornado of Terror
afternoon citizens
>>6192915
Hey there.
5 minutes of checking and swapping
>>6192915
Good night
>>6192898
Ayy, thanks, bro.
>>6192915
Yo, armored dude.
im getting pissed now ill fucking start dubs posting if i dont get the hg discord
>fucking around with discord config and macros
>you have left HG Discord
Someone post link please.
>>6192927
Challenge accepted. Let's do this shit.
>>6192927
this'll be fun
>>6192927
>>6192878
Give my spot over to the off tune brother >>6192908
>>6192927
I accept this challenge.
>>6192927
We are doing well
>>6192941
I've been waiting for the link for 2 hours now.
>>6192929
>>6192943
>>6192920
Greetings human
>>6192927
I apologize
Good evening.
>>6192929
Combine soldier.
>>6192941
https://discord.gg/xbHyt
Make sure to give me one hatepost
>>6192927
Swap please!
>>6192888
>>6192910
>>6192927
I live to aid. Let's begin.
>>6192927
Can we just go already?
>>6192968
That's a pretty interesting mask you've got there. Have to use it often?
>>6192947
Ah..! H-hey! I'm not out of tune.. Am I? And besides, I was late and that's my fault! I refuse! Though that probably won't do anything..
>>6192979
A little weird for me right? I bet a lot of people already thing I'm weird in general when I'm acting normal.
>>6192979
Oh fuck!! sorry, was a mistake. i was trying to reply the bear post.
>>6192980
fuck off Soviet
>>6192979
Thank you, Paula
Your actions will be remembered.
>>6192982
I should be saying thanks, right? Yeah, thanks.
>>6192967
My greatest fucking masterpiece right here.
>>6192968
Whatever. ready to get owned?
That's all. No more swapping. Let's go!
>>6193006
Thanks anon
>>6192992
you are correct human
I do use it often.
>>6193020
Owned
I'm already owned by the combine empire.
>>6193023
Ready for combat
>>6193020
do u want
JELLY HOT GOD
>>6193023
I'm paired with the old man too..?
>>6193001
Probably not, but you might still want to get a tune up.
>>6193023
>>6192982
You missed one before your cut off.
The game has started!
One person died.
Combine is ready for combat!
>>6193023
im paired with the best person, haha!
because we're NUMBER ONE!
>>6193063
Oh. Yeah. Sorry
>>6193065
haha! i got myself a backpack! time to start taking them out with my perfect traps!
You want a discord link?
Take your discord link: https://discord.gg/nSMBh
>>6193075
Oh no, you got my request. I understand that it's a difficult thing to manage so many.
>>6193049
Another reason why I don't want the spot back.
>>6193065
a strange blade
must be useful
>>6193066
I agree.
>>6193044
Oh shit, sorry to hear about your life of slavery.
>>6193047
Yeah, pass that shit over here, dog.
>>6193065
K.
>Walks into battle
>>6193110
>he pass him hot god
>>6193096
Oh, please, don't broke the heart of good ol' me. I promise that it will never happen again!
>>6193063
F-fine, I'll go ask when I go back for the day..
>>6193065
>He holds up the smoking barrel of the gun and blows on it.
...
I don't have anything cool to say.
>>6193096
..! You had alternative motives! Little sis is sneaky!
>>6193044
I'm not exactly human, but let's go with that. So you have to run through a lot of smoke. Must be tough.
>>6193110
slavey
I am not a slave, the humans in city 3-17 are the slaves.
>>6193126
I'm catching a ton of sarcasm here.
>>6193128
The old guy just has a weird vibe.
>>6193001
I never found anything weird about you. Other than being a robot, what else is there?
>>6193002
Oh well have a good day then!
>>6193129
Smoke
No
Oxygen is poison to combine soldiers.
>>6193155
Oh? That's... strange. So then what does your mask filter the oxygen into?
>>6193174
carbon monoxide
>>6193119
Thanks.
Wow, it's too shitty and artifacted for me to even hold right. Oh fuck-
>The snack begins floating up into the sky
Well, shit.
>>6193137
Brutal. What dicks would even do that?
The Rebellion attacked the Combine Outpost!
Russian won in russian roulette, of course
>>6193150
In my post there wasn't any sarcasm, unlike in your post
>>6193198
follow me! i know where they are!
>>6193197
And there it goes.
It is RIDICULOUS what kind of air this thing is getting. Dude come get the ruler check this out.
Yeah, it's not coming back.
>>6193198
Dude, go away. We are talking about some serious shit over here.
>>6193150
Nah, Ocelot's a good enough guy I suppose.
>>6193152
I.. I guess being a robot was all I feel is weird about me, though a lot about being a robot is weird..
>>6193198
Oh my.. That wasn't very fun.. It made a mess too..
>>6192837
Aussa the Busy Baking Charmer
>>6193198
I lost the game... and my life?
>>6193197
The combine empire.
>>6193198
I am pissed.
>>6193198
I was serious though. You got my request but missed someone elses before the cut off. So you had no need to be sorry to me.
>>6193194
Alright. Do you like snacks?
>>6193218
You suppose? So he could be a completely off guy who'd jump off the deep end and murder everyone?
>>6193198
Oh, shoot. Ah well!
>>6193236
Surprisingly, there wasn't any death at night. But Combine is plotting something. I am sure he is plotting his revenge
>>6193252
Very well then. But I am still will make sure that this will never happen again
>>6193252
snacks
I have no reason to consume any food.
>>6193271
seems like a good night to start making traps, eh?
>>6193252
... I wouldn't say that, but to be honest I think all people have a chance of doing that.
>>6193271
>He just keeps on smiling like he always does, at nothing in particular.
>>6193216
Aliens will find that shit one day. Then my masterpiece will be known across the entire fuckin galaxy.
>>6193241
What the fuck is the Combine anyway? It's some shitty mix of humans and trolls, right? That's why you guys have that name.
>>6193271
That is one hella sunset.
>>6193218
Sounds like Kaito wants to be a human! All Paula wants to know is why.
>>6193216
my favorite narration in the comic
>>6193268
Hey, I reacted as soon as I saw. Can't blame me for being preoccupied, right?
>>6193271
This "cigarette" feels good
>>6193312
>kissu
>>6193271
Alright. Though I won't be there every time to make sure you little teddy bear.
>>6193281
That's sad. I enjoy candy.
>>6193293
It's a bit scary if you imagine everyone like that.
>>6193333
QUADS
>>6193311
>>6193295
Incorrect
We are not human
We are the most advanced species of the 59th galaxy and we conquered and enslaved planets around the universe.
>>6193295
Its a gift, they will forever cherish it. They will worship it like the god it is.
>>6193333
>stuns you with my stun stick
Stop that
>>6193335
Candy?
>>6193355
I'm still the one that's gonna have brownies, either way.
>>6193303
Haha, you might have read a little too far into that, but not really, not anymore at least. There are a lot of things I can do that people can't and vise versa, I would be missing out on things either way.
>>6193335
Some facts are scary though, like spiders crawling into your mouth while you sleep... Though that's more of a human fear.
This is pretty brutal, Dave!
Cappy done the same thing, but in a lame way
>>6193407
>>6193413
Ouch
sharp.
>>6193362
Wow, you guys are some huge dicks.
>>6193372
Damn right. There'll be SBAHJ merch from here to Pluto. Or whatever's still a real planet now.
>>6193413
*4X KILL COMBO*
>>6193413
This water is the perfect temperature, or at least close to it.
>>6192302
>lenguage
>>6193413
god damn it cappy!
>>6193439
Duh. Like I said, I was bakin', so yeah.
>>6193466
How so?
>>6193466
heeeeeelllllllll yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>6193411
You just keep talking about how it;s weird and humans an- my head hurts now.
>>6193378
Yeah. It's normally all sweet, but sometimes it can be spicy. I like lollipops because their crunchy.
>>6193411
I was going to say. Spiders aren't that scary. I even have a few in my room they keep out the annoying bugs.
Yeah,,, Yeah,,, Something is happening...
>>6193475
>pets
>>6193551
>Purr
>>6193531
>did you hear about the story of how i butchered sportacus?
>>6193531
Dont mess with my waifu Adrian.
>>6193488
You guys fuckin enslave people, that's how.
>>6193502
Give me five, Bro.
>Dave raises his hand in silent anticipation
>>6193531
Try harder, babe.
>>6193509
>Kaito gives her a light pat on the head hoping it would ease the pain.
Haha, sorry Paula, I'm just saying people are weird too, at least to me.
>>6193513
Not one of the rapist spiders we have around here hopefully.. But I know, aren't they so cute?
>>6193531
I don't need the food nor the warmth of the fire.. But this does look delicious.
>>6193512
I don't see why that is. I'm the one who made it, I'm the one who decides who gets it.
>>6193578
>He goes for the high five, but it becomes a bro hug bunp
we're doing this bro
we're making this happen
Oh, a lot of dead bodies.
>>6193594
fuck off adachi
>>6193487
>>6193626
>>6193617
But.. That's not very kind.. I thought you were supposed to be good..?
>>6193580
Rapist spiders? That isn't a combination of words I'd ever have expected to hear. What do they do, lay eggs in your ears?
>>6193617
so close!
>>6193640
>>6193593
>Dave embraces his shittily made creation
Wow, this feels just as awful as I thought it'd be.
>A single tear rolls down his face
Fuckin beautiful...
>>6193617
See ya.
>>6193513
I'll keep that in mind
>>6193578
Is that not normal for humans?
>>6193531
Restock if you wish to.
>>6193617
Retreat!
>>6193640
All they are is straight fudge brownies, get your head out th'gutter.
>>6193594
Oh well, I got every right to it.
>>6193640
>nice
>>6193684
Combine just received the information about the destruction of the Citadel
>>6193663
I hope she doesn't! We only have one and she normally just makes innuendos and drags people away.
>>6193640
>Also I'm saving this anyways.
>>6193713
What?
>>6193732
This
This is not true
This is not happening
>>6193671
>I'm loving this more and more.
>Dave was the best kid
>>6193679
So you don't need anything other than carbon? You've never tried juice before?
>>6193734
>She raises an eyebrow
So just how big is that spider? Actually never mind. I'm sure I'll meet her eventually if I'm here long enough.
>>6193679
Like, in the past it was, but now it isn't. Because owning another human being's kinda fucked up if you think about it.
>>6193732
Yeah, you tried to kill me and shit before, but it's all good in the hood now, babe.
>>6193752
I know I'm the best. No need to remind everyone, babe.
>>6193746
>>6193640
>
Combine obeys the orders of his High Command and slays one of the Generals of the Resistance
>>6193752
She's big enough to drag me away I believe.. She hasn't tried to do that yet though, but yeah you'll see her around.
>>6193671
And that day, SBAHJ became more than a shitty meme, it became an even shittier meme.
Dave never forgets!
Combine still can't belive in the destruction of the Citadel. Or maybe he is trying not to believe?
The amount of newfaggotry at this hour is stunning.
>>6193779
Okay, we aren't cool again. Don't send fucking assassins after me.
>>6193818
>Dave celebrates the occasion by popping a bottle of wicked apple juice and downing it
...*brrrap*
>>6193836
Fuck. I should stick with swords.
>>6193752
Juice?
>>6193764
How so?
>>6193779
The deed is done.
>>6193854
Cause some drama, and the oldfags will come shitposting.
>>6193836
I need to forget
Human, bring me another "beer"
>>6193791
That doesn't sound pleasant at all.
>>6193764
I'm not your babe.
>>6193857
Have you ever taken a fruit and crushed it and seen the liquids that come out.
The Feast!
>>6193854
This is because there were no oldfags that actually gave a shit about the games at this hour to begin with. They're all in the dead hours.
>>6193870
Newfags shitpost unironically but they think it's RP.
>>6193900
Fruit
Like those yellow phone shaped things right?
>>6193916
>combine scream
>>6193857
Look, I don't know about you, but I'd rather not leave every decision in my life up to some asshole I don't even know.
>>6193900
Kay. What do I call you then?
>>6193916
*Backstab!*
I thought ninjas were supposed to like, not get snuck up on.
>>6193900
Well, the people do come back and I think she just like.. Has a sleep over? I don't know.
We are almost there!
>>6193948
But that's every night
>>6193943
Yeah. Something like that but I don't think you can make juice out of a banana. Try the red balls called apples, or the tiny purple balls called grapes. Oh you could also try the gourd looking things called pears.
>>6193954
A sleep over? She drags them off screaming for a sleep over?
>>6193946
Well my names Flower, not babe for starters.
>>6193981
And what have you ever done about it? Nothing.
>>6193981
Not when you are around. <3
>>6193993
I liven the place up with trashtalk and drama.
>>6193982
I don't think I said they would scream.. They just get dragged off, but yes I think so.
Try again, Dave. Third time's the charm, right?
>>6193968
Now I'M the highlander.
>>6193982
Flower? Really? Okay, guess I'll go with that. My name's Dave, and I'm the most sicknasty dude to ever grace this trash heap.
>>6194006
That's 1/3 of what oldfags do.
>>6194026
Good fucking going, Dave. Doing the same thing twice and shit.
>>6194026
But... WE ARE KAPPAS!! WE LIVE ON THE WATER!!
>>6194015
That's pretty.. pretty interesting. A sleep over doesn't sound so bad, but I wouldn't want to get dragged into one by a stranger.
>>6194027
Sick nasty?
>She scratches her head a bit
So you try to rap here? If I knew a bit more maybe I could try and throw down.
>>6193999
>kissu
>>6194052
Im not an oldfag. Im not ready for that kind of sacred responsibility yet
Dave and Cappy are going one after another
>>6194077
This place and everyone in it are obviously a huge joke to you.
Dave found an ally, Cappy found an enemy
>>6194073
Well, most of the people she does it to know her, or at least it's how they meet... I wouldn't be surprised if she's around right now.
>>6194093
Not everybody. Just people like you.
>>6194114
Edgy.
I hope Rinoa doesn't think I'm a joke.