/sug/ Steven Universe General - Still in space edition Last

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ţ̷͚̭̌́̓̂̑̽͟͜͞ͅh̢͚̤̙͚̮͎͚̣͐̆̌̂̈͗͘͘͜͡i̴̧̻̰̞̮̗͙̱͛̏̌͋̓̓̓͢͢s̩͈̞̗̖̾͆́͂̽̐̏̆͠ i̭̮̪̹͈̳͑̌̍͋̒̈́̇̊͘͜͠s̺͔̫̠͌̌̿̈̅̈̾̃͟ ṅ̶̢̛͖͖̘͈͎̞̮͖̊̌̽̾͝͡o̵͙̣̳̬̖͌̒̀̿̈́̑̃w̸̼̟̟̘̜̯̰̎͊̔̆̓͋͠͞͡ ā̶̢̡̛̝̠̻̘̓͗́̿͆̾͞ h̶̨̙͉̮͖̒̔̅̀̈́̓́͛͠e̷̛̹̫͔͎̦͖̰͋̇̒͋͝͡ā̡̺͙͈͕̦͉͉̌͋̓͐̃͘ṿ͎̩̗̬̩̠̄̄̇̉͑̏̑̚͜ͅý̡̦͈̲̬̲̒̀̆͂̈́͆́̒̋ t̢͍̺̼̮̺̪̒͗͗͌̎̈́̿h̤͉̺̱̜͛̃̒̄͡ŗ͔̮̺͔̠̗̯̭̃͆̏͆͐́̇̕͠ę̸͖͓̤͕͖̯͔̬̓́̈͂͐̔̕͘͝a̢̡̖̹̲͔̱̮͋͛̍̀͛͞d̡̛̫̦͔̮͍̊̌́̚͘͜.̢̘̻̟̮̥̲̺͋̀̔̇͐

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RUBIES AND KARS, ALL ON MARS

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>>6178027
Ĩ͈̝̬̩͇̘͚̂́̌̕̚͢ͅ Ḩ͕̱̩̣͇̎̂́̅̀̀͟͞͝Ḁ̬̗̹͙̳̟̈̓̾̅͘̕͢͞͞ͅV̴͇̭̪̱̓̐͋͌̄̽̊̾̕͢É̷̘͕̫͖̝͈̓̀̒̈́̈͌̅͗ H̶͉͙͔̗̎́̀́͛̔͑͢͡͞͞A̶̡̻̩̙͇̝̖͂̿͐̈́̑̀̃̓̕͜͟Ḋ̛̝̮̞͈̱͛͊̐̊͢͡ J̴̧̘͎͖̪̻͕̰͈̈͗̽͒͐̿͒͐̎̚͢U̵̹̪̭̝͙̲̲̯̹͆̀́̈́͋̑͑́͜͞S̸̙̼͚͇͈͕͈̤͛͋̌͒͌̋̈͗͘͜͡T̴̥̳̦̠̬̰̟̲̥̠̂̈́́̈̈͝ Ȩ̶̛̠̪͍͖̖͍̪̹̑̄͊̚Ṋ̬͔̝̲̼͙̝̯̺́̅́́̿͠͝Ơ̧̦͉̫͉͓̫̖̞͒͊̍̐̑͑̽̚͞U̪̲̬͎̭͉͖͑͗̔̍̔̇̉͠Ĝ͍̳̥̮̟̊̅̂̓̇H̶̯̠̦̟̙͗̈̀̎̚͝ͅ O̬̩̤͙̞̺̫̫̽͊̾͗̎̈̚F̹̻͎͈̩͔͙̼̑̃̏̑͘͟͜͝ Y̲̣͖̠̯͚̋̓́͊̔́̊̋̓͞ͅO̧̯̘͕̞͙̠̒̐̆͐̈̀̊͝͠U̶͕̫̮͇̩̩̇̊͋̆̀͞R̨͉̻̙͙̓̀̽̋͆̃̈̕͜͜ S̴̠̝̙̰̦̻͓̾͐̔̌̂̓̕̚͞͠ͅḦ̸̼̣̦̠̱͙́̏̆̋́̋͗̉̍I̶̡̛̳̖͙̱͐͑̍̔͠͡T̸̡͉͔̩͇̘͍͆̈͑͘͝ S̴̳͎̙̤͖̜̮̦̀͌͑̏͛͌̒́̄Ṭ̡̧̪̮̟͈̗͛̀̾̽̔͠͡Ĕ̷̛̗̺͇̥̦̏̊̿͑͑͛̒ͅV̧̛̹̟̼̊͗̉͊̀̆͟͞͠Ė̷̢̢̥̙̲̦̭̼͂̂̿͂̔Ņ͓͕͓͚̙͇̩̘̼̇̅̿͋̄̅͌͑̚.̶̡̬̩̗͎̹̩͎̰͆͛́̿̽͋͜͝

>>6178004
Jasper is fat

>>6178147
Jasper is overweight, but more importantly Jasper is boring

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.


You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6178191
Cringe

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Who stole my quarter?

>>6178225
I did.

>>6178234
Give it back, please

>>6178252
Sorry I used it to buy a gum

>>6178256
It's alright anon, as long as you enjoyed the gum.

>>6178273
Thank you
do you expect to be repayed? Do you charge interest?

>>6178284
Nah, you don't need to pay me back. It was only 25 cents

>>6178303
Cheers

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SPICY

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>Skimming through the previous thead
>Nothing's changed from co /sug/
>Except tenfold the amount of nsfw
I'm not sure if I should be here.

>>6178544
Wrong thread, but yeah, nothing is different about /trash/ except the amount of porn.

why is sug so dead
is there a thread i dont know about

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>>6178694
There might be a super secret Steven Universe thread we don't know about.

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Why are all the blue girls the best girls?

>>6180919
Lapis is shit tho

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>>6181008
Wow r00d

>>6180919
are you implying lapis isn't worst girl, because that's what she is

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>>6181037
Nonono shes a top tier girl i promise

>>6178145
>Gems are secretly zalgo.

Writefags please.

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>survived through that last thread
steven universe fans are kinky motherfuckers

>>6181066
I was a kinky motherfucker before Steven Universe.

>>6181066
>
Those were shitposters not SU fags.

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>>6181100
Too bad i'm a SUfag and a vorefag, you're stuck with me.

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>>6180953
kill yourself also

>all that pissposting
Im proud. ~Pisspearl anon

>>6178544
>that Jasper
Oh fuck. You the artist? Today is a really shit day, it's never this bad usually

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Hey /sug/, wanna play a game?

>>6181066
>he actually thinks all of that was legitimate

>>6181066
fuckin dumbass

>>6181100
somebody had to draw all that shit that was being posted

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>>6181194
Is it stick Sapphire's hand in a blender?

>>6178544
Damn, what a miss.

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>At least this thread is keeping out all the pissfags from the other thread
excuse me

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>>6181270
Thank You anon

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>>6181326
sexy

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What is your favorite charater for Inflation guys

This is why we need to get off hiatus soon.

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>>6181344

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Or cum Inlation

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>>6181305

>>6181358
This is why abortions should be legal up until age 50.

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>>6181305
kill yourself

Are there any non gemfags?

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>>6181336
>chui

>>6181402
>Liking townies

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>>6181402
Lars and Sadie

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Good

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Crossover soon???

>>6181402
Conniefags definitely exist, unfortunately

>>6181402
Priyankafags

>>6181417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G3ZpCfaEs

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its me!

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Steven Bomb

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I would join to the movement and post fetish, but since i doubt there is anything fart fetish related about SU exept the (ugh...) AnimatedJames pack, i think i'll gonna pass.

God i hate that guy.

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>>6181462

>>6181445
I forgot those pedos existed since they haven't been around for a while now.

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>>6181476
dont you fucking dare.

Watching V for Vendetta right now. Great movie.

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>>6181462
PER-A-DOT

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>>6181417
>chui chui

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>>6181508
hey perio

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>I'd watch

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>>6181475
I am okay with farts. But not shit.

I don't have any saved. But I can look.

Is Tang shitposting?

>>6181548
Yes.

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>>6181548
no one gives a shit

>>6181548
Only Puke could ever do something this disgusting. It must be her.

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It's kinda of Shit

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What would hugging Pearl feel like?

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Next time, on Steven Universe...

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>>6181509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF7XSZudDuc

>>6181649
>>6181649
can someone explain vore-related fetishes to me, why is it so popular

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>>6181596
Fucking KEK.
Please tell me you have more comics like this

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What did they mean by this?

>>6181596
wow they really arent funny at all
sucks that zuke looks to her to copy her style and humor because... yeah

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>>6181700
i don't

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>>6181533
>>6181617
After searching a bit, this is the only pic that i can consider "good" somehow.

All the rest are absolute shit.

>>6181714
Sorry anon, some memes just have to die

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>>6181731
That is weird and sad. There is Cannibalism but no fart pictures.

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i want to try a flavor of ice cream i've never had before, dubs says which one i buy a gallon of at the store in fifteen minutes

>>6181785
Rum raisin

>>6181785
Mint Chip

>>6181785
caramelized dog shit

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>>6181785
"""""""""""""BlueBerry""""""""""""""'

>>6181785
What's your BMI?

FBZ was filler.

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strawberries cheesecake

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>>6181785
This one.

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>>6181785
>>6181831

>>6181812
i'm 5'6 and 130 pounds, don't know my bmi

>>6181826
BCD was shit

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is this how /sug/ finally dies?

>>6181881
Beta killed my family

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I want Pearl to father my children!

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>you will never be a knight in the human division of Pink Diamond's Earth colony
Why even live?

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>connie will never eat you

>>6181852
I'm 2in shorter and 30lbs lighter. I will stop by your house and fuck you and your pet after you eat your tub of mint chip

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>>6181881
Fuck you, that driving was off the chain.

>>6181890
This made me chuckle, more than what you are currently imagining.

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>Lapis has loved Steven ever since the day she met him.
>She wants to tell him how she feels but she can never express herself to him.
>Soon Connie and Steven start dating Lapis is happy for Steven but she feels he's drifting away from him.
>Years go by and Steven and Connie marry and Connie is even pregnant.
>Lapis feels more sad feeling like there's no way she can tell Steven she loves him and not be rejected,
>The more time goes by and Steven and Connie are living with each other happily.
>Lapis has gone past sadness and is full on depressed feeling like the one love of her life has slipped away from her she even thinks about ending it feeling as theirs nothing left for her in this universe.
>Soon Connie dies and Steven along with her decding to die with his love rather then stay without her.
>Lapis is now alone Steven lost forever and she just cant stop crying.
>Lapis kneels down to Stevens grave and says what she should of said years ago.
>"I love you Steven...."
>Lapis then shatters herself hoping in another world she can be with him just once more...

>>6181916
you're only 100 ibs? are you just a pile of skin and bones? i'll let you have some of my mint chip if you're starving.

I'm 5'7"

LOooBC gave me vibes

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>>6181799
>>6181799
i used to eat a ton of that shit as a kid so it won't really be new but i guess it's the winner

I'm 12'5''

>>6181954
more like viberators

I'm CIA.

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>>6181951
imagine standing next to jasper

>>6181962
I never got tired of Mint Chip. It's one of the few ice cream flavors I still eat, nowadays.

>>6181947
103, I look ok
Thanks anon, see you soon

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>tfw there will never be a musical episode again

>>6181977
Why would anyone want to imagine something so disgusting?

>>6182015
Good, most of the songs sucked.

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>>6181977
Imagine her fucking Sapphire

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>Oh! Steven would you help me with this please?

>>6181977
I'd surmise that she's around 7'10-8'5.

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>>6182032
All the songs were great. Fite me.

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You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do you do?

>>6182058
That one was the worst.

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Lapis cut herself again.

Do you think Pearl loved her diamond?

>>6182100
Summon a Dah'ren Mohran to fight him.

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>>6182118
You're dead to me, anon.

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You've impregnated Ruby, what do you do?

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>>6182123
And Steven has to lick her arms.

>>6182118
Fuck you that song was the best

>>6182118
>Muh Rose: The Song
Agreed.

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>>6182196
Not this shit again

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>>6182196
>>6182118
I'm calling samefaggotry.
This is my one samefag accusation for this quarter.

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>>6182235
Shame you wasted it.

>>6182235
Stupid fucking Pearlposter.

>>6182242
*grumble*

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>>6182250
Not even a pearl poster.

>Lapis will get a song one day
A reason to live.

>Jasper probably won't
Why live? Oh right, Lapis singing.

>Peridot will probably ruin Lapis' song anyway
Fucking

>>6182275
>Posted Pearl
>Not a Pearl poster

>>6182289
You and I have different criteria for assigning titles to posters.

>>6182275
Oh man, you guys are just too funny.

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>>6182175
>Lapis cuts herself because she wants to feel again.
>Steven finds out she's hurting herself and wants to help.
>Evverytime Lapis cuts herself Steven licks and kisses her wounds and cuts till there fully healed.
>Lapis really loves Steven licking her wounds and starts to cut herself just so Steven will lick and kiss her wounds.
>Steven is really worried that Lapis is really hurting herself but evertime Steven licks and kisse her wounds Lapis moans and gasps in pleasure which really confuses Steven.

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>>6182299
Ehh, lets just stick to gem cracking

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Is indexer here? I need the full image of this please

>>6182334
Shut up, Indexer. Nobody likes you. You aren't fooling anyone by posting images that can be easily searched.

>>6182356
im not indexer but i guess ill do it myself if i have to
anyways fuck off
I just wanted a cute picture of pearl

>>6181916
>>6181951
This just reminded me of something. Did we ever figure out Rebecca's height and weight? I remember some anons were debating that a while ago.

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>>6181428
filter image.jpg|png
death to phoneposters

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How much longer?

>>6182405
o

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>>6182375
I'm betting she is anywhere from 5'1 to 5'4. She's on the shorter side but not extremely short.
As for her weight, I have no idea. How much does a 12 year old jewish boy normally weigh?

>>6182411
b

>>6182402
Is this artist female?

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>>6182334
Not indexer, but found it for you anyway

>>6182423
I ended up getting it myself but thanks anyways dude

>>6182413
Six-million milligrams

>>6182413
Why does Doc just where suspenders? She could have easily have worn one of those other ruby shirts. It wouldn't cover up her gem. That's a lot of lewdness for very little reason.

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>>6182442
Rebecca is a sick perverted fuck, that's why.

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>>6182035
kill yourself

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What is the funniest moment in SU?

>>6182462
amethyst pranking greg was pretty great

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>>6182462

>>6182442
Lewdness IS the reason.

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>>6182441
She weighs 13 lbs? Damn she thicc

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>>6182462
Sapphire getting shattered by a freshly unbubbled bismuth.

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I think it was a coal vein fire.

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>>6182462
The part where Bismuth wanted to fucking kill herself.

>>6182522
>I WANT YOUR DRILL INSIDE ME, STEVEN
l-lewd

>>6182522
> The most relatable part of su

>>6182502
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania

>>6182442
It's called fashion, look it up.

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>>6182522
It was more like when someone has a gun to a persons head and then they grab the gun and say just do it.

>>6182541
TOO SOON! XD

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>>6182565
Basically every gem or person in the world if given the opportunity at the right moment.

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Steven's body doesn't become light. It just gets stored.

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Give me you're most lewd Steven and other gem doing lewd stuff together green texts please. I will love you for it.

>>6182607
It makes his fusion with Connie make even less sense.

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>>6182613
I got this

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>>6182619
Their bodies are stored in Steven's gem and a new body is projected by Steven's gem.

>>6182462
pearl punching peridot in the face

>>6182613
Peridot would look so much better without her retarded visor. Why doesn't she just ditch it already?

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Lars' donut and his mom's hotdog.

>>6182644
Then why is Steven stored inside Amethyst if he can do that?

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>>6182533
kill yourself

>>6182653
I want Scribble to draw futa Martha giving Lars a reach around.

>>6182653
>>6182675
Kill yourselves

>>6182613
what if steven got peridot pregnant

>>6182649
It's prescription, she needs it to see.

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>>6182668
Steven's body is stored in one of Smokey's gems.

>>6182640
I love you anon :)

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>>6182649
to keep her hair up?
hell I know, but its protected her gem through some serious shit so its good for something

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>>6182679
Haha, then she'd die, haha

>>6182679
see >>6181775

>>6182686
It doesn't look like that's what's happening at all.

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>>6182679
>Steven and Peridot will never have kids together because pregnancy is death for a gem.
>Peridot will never be the mother and wife she deserves to be

>>6182607
>>6182619
>>6182644
>>6182668
>>6182686
>>6182713
hard light and organic tissue don't mix, steven's body is basically deformed to become smoky quartz with the help of amethyst's gem, while stevonnie is an hybrid monstrosity of organic flesh governed by steven's gem

>>6182733
C-cool

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>>6182679
Peridot can't shapeshift as of current

>>6182738
*doesn't know how to

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>>6182733
>hard light
Stop reading there.

>>6182679
then peridot would die and i would be happy

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bulimic

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>>6182750
>Nopal

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>>6182679
what if Lapis got Jasper pregnant

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>>6182675
Yeah that sounds like the kind of thing she'd get up to if she had that source of testosterone.

>>6182745
don't tell me what to do

>>6182745
Why is Kevin so hot?

>>6182773
Hi, Steven

>>6182759
With her monster whale penis?

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>>6182689
anon no, thats gay

but love you too
>>6182724
sucks, honestly sucks

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>>6182756
>not being aroused by the thought of Opal purging
get out

>>6182745
>literally in-show canon

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>>6182782
kill yourself

>>6182785
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>6182750
>>6182785
This meme has gotten stale.

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>You trying to kiss my hand with your hand or something?

>>6182785
>vomit up plate chunks and jet fuel
real hot bby, moist

>>6182773
why does kevin have the same haircut as lapis

>>6182805
BENIS XD XD XD

>>6182787
You are delusional. They have never said any such thing.

They project their bodies.
Their bodies BECOME light during a fusion.
They are an "illusion".

None of that is "hard light". "Hard light" is a capeshit level shit science fiction.

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>>6182759
What if Jasper got Lapis pregnant?

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>>6182810
Lapis = Kevin

Jasper = Lars

Peridot = ?????

>>6182801
Just like Opal's puke.

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>>6182738
>tfw you used to watch people eating bananas on youtube at the library when you were younger

>>6182772
Underrated (you).

>>6182834
Peridot is Mayor Dewey

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>post-the asnwer
>fanfusions are still just A+B with no real stand-alone theme but just an average of A and B themes

>>6182829
>Think of it like a hologram, but with mass
Yeah, no such thing at all.

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>>6182832

>>6182861
How do you visually portray autism?

>>6182829
>skipped LO3BC

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>>6182801
You think this is a meme? Silly anon.

>>6182862
>LIKE a hologram but with mass
"Hard light" is retarded. The fewer science fictions use it the better.

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>>6182759
PERMANENT MALACHITE

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>>6182832
denta 11000

>>6182893
Not seeing a single thing from you that disproves anything said so far.

>>6182844
L-lewd
got any stories related to this?

>>6182861
it's like the crew puts more time and effort into the fusion designs than individuals simply making fanart.

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>>6182861
>Implying fusions (garnet included) were ever gonna have characters beyond their base traits
Just hope for more fusions like pic related or Sapphire/Pearl.

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>>6182897
MALACHITE COMES BACK AND BECOMES HER OWN GEM IS ENDGAME

>>6182905
>implying you said anything in need of disproving

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>>6182898
shit, i accidentally told captcha to kill itself

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>>6182877

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>>6182640
I had forgotten about this. Thanks

>>6182913
>says shit like this when smoky quartz and dog rape fusion exists

>>6182920
In other words you can't because there's nothing that's been said in the show to contradict that. There's a lot less shame in just admitting you're wrong.

>>6182941
>my headcanon import from a blatantly retarded other science fiction is canon because you can't prove that my supposition is wrong
Stop that.

>>6182912
What kind of stories do you mean?

>>6182956
Getting triggered pretty hard there, anon. Maybe you should step away from the computer and take a break.

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>>6182940
Smokey's concept art was godly.
So was Bismuth's.
Probably Yellow Diamond's too.

I don't know what the Crew's problem is with taking good designs and then fucking them up when they finalise them.

>>6182971
do you have any stories regarding the banana videos
did anyone ever catch or something? You thought it was good enough to bring it up

regardless im going to go to sleep now
cya guys

>>6182977
>you so triggered because you disagree with my headcanon
Just stop.

>>6182640
does anyone have the peridot abuse greentext saved? I think she got raped by Pearl in it

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>>6182877

>>6182994
>My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light.
You're right, I should stop because clearly they have never once said anything about being light before. Yep, I'm totally wrong and you're totally right. If only I had known to completely ignore facts and just cover my ears while shouting loudly for the bad things to go away. Thank you for showing me the true way to do things.

>>6182991
noone caught me but I did get a virus on that computer (years later unrelated) that gave it like 50 porn popups

>>6183004
Yes, it's the dogcopter background. What of it?

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>>6182931
that pic always gives me butterflys, Stevidot was always a fun topic when peeps wernt flipping their shit

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>>6183004
>it's a blury photo of a television screen so you know it's legit

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>>6182917

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>>6182998
You mean this one? I saved this as a text document, I don't know why. There are more parts too.
>It's midnight
>Steven is soundly asleep and Peridot is in the bathroom, she wanted to spend the night at the beach house
>Peridot is scrubbing toothpaste all over herself with Steven's toothbrush, and enjoying immensely
>Suddenly she sees light flash from under bathroom door
>Footsteps slowly approach the door
>"Nyeheheh, I can hear you clod! You simply cannot sneak up on the exceptionally perceptive Peridot!"
>There is no response
>The doorknob creaks and turns slightly
>The door cracks open just a tad
>"You should just get this over with, you know I can hear you!"
>The door flies open, almost falling off the hinges as it slams against the wall, revealing a bony figure hunched over in the doorway
>It's Pearl, her pupils are constricted to pinpoints and her whole body is trembling. Droplets of sweat are pouring from her visibly strained face.
>"Peridot... do... you know what time it is?" she asks in a low, shaky whisper.
>"P-Pearl?! What's wrong with you? Did something happen to Steven?!"
>Pearl is silent for a moment, and then mumurs softly
>"It's nightly molestation time"

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>>6183034
>Peridot opens her lips in an attempt to speak, but Pearl lunges onto her and tightly clasps her throat before she can mutter out a single word
>Peridot tries to push her away, but her soft, stubby hands are no match for Pearl's strong lean body
>While wringing Peridots throat with one hand, Pearl begins tearing off Peri's suit with the other
>She claws her way down to the crotch of Peri's suit, and rips off the smooth fabric
>Peridot tries to scream, but all she can get out is a loud gurgle
>With Peri's vagina fully exposed now, Pearl begins her molestation
>She grabs the toothbrush Peridot was using and attempts to shove it into her vagina
>But there is no hole
>So Pearl decides to make a hole instead
>She brings her arm up behind her back, and prepares to thrust
>Beads of sweat prick up all over Peridot's flushed skin and tears well up in her stinging eyes

>>6183004
>IMG_1969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He2kbOadOi8

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>>6183049
>Pearl throws her whole body into the thrust, clutching the messy toothbrush as tightly as she can
>She pierces Peridot's vagina at lighting speed, and manages to force her way in elbow deep despite the blunt tip the brush
>Peridot pushes out a shrill shriek past the unforgiving grip of Pearl's bony claws
>Steven wakes up for a moment, but mistakes Peridot's cry for help with Lion's snoring, and falls back asleep
>Peridot has lost all control of her body, her whole being is consumed by the searing pain in her lower torso
>She violently convulses against Pearl's grip, her limbs lashing out for anything she can reach
>The only thing Peridot can think of is getting Pearl's muscly body off of her to end the agony
>Unfortunately for Peri, this only makes Pearl want to molest harder
>Pearl begins rythmically pumping her arm in and out of Peridot's vagina, her arm getting coated Peridot's sweat and fluids with each thrust
>After thirty minutes of this, Peridot has lost the will to fight
>Her body limply jiggles with each stab of the toothbrush, all she knows at this point is pain, she can't feel anything in body except a web of pain extending out from her groin
>Pearl decides that this is enough molestation for now, and gently pulls her arm out of her vagina
>She gives Peridot a hug, and softly mutters something in her ear before leaving
>"If you tell anybody about this I will shatter you and throw the shards in the ocean"
>Peridot poofs
>Pearl, satisfied, goes back into her room

>The next morning, Steven wakes up and goes to the bathroom
>Peridot is sitting curled up in the corner of the bathroom, with an emotionless expression on her face
>"Hey Peridot! Did you have a nice night?"
>Peridot is silent
>"Huh? Well you must have had a lot of fun! You seem worn out."
>Steven picks up his toothbrush and begins brushing his teeth
>He pauses for a moment, and pulls the brush out of his mouth
>"Aww Peridot, have you been using my toothbrush again?"

>>6183021
I like it

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>>6183032

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>>6183069
Mhmm

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>>6183078

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>>6183032

>>6183010
>has to resort to "u so triggered" instead of facts
You should step away from your computer, anon.

But yeah, that line is the best point you've brought up so far. It's beyond me why you resorted to such blatant shitposting beforehand.

Regardless, that is still not "proof" of importing "hard light" from other shit science fictions. Cortana is a concious manifestation of light, that doesn't require "hard light".

The simplest explanation is that they are made out of regular old mass. Not "hard light".

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>>6183089
>>6183078

>>6183094
>The simplest explanation is something hasn't been said once.
The irony of your talk about headcanon is just hilarious. I'm going to end this here because you clearly have nothing else to say and have successfully made a fool of yourself enough as it. Lucky you don't have to actually take accountability of anything you've said.

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>>6183034
kill yourself

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>>6183120

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>>6183120
>>6183133

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>>6183132
>almost 4mb image
No thanks