RWBY/RT Trash General #310: Lewd Edition Previous Thread:

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Best.

Why does yang have to be so mopy about getting a goddamn robot hand?

>>6176698
Because it means a return to fighting. That's a combat prosthetic, not a housework prosthetic.

>>6176698
She's not mopy about getting the arm. She's mopy because it only "fixes" the physical aspect of the incident.

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>>6176698
>"You earned this one all on your own kiddo! Ironwood said you fought admirably!"
>Literally all she did was get her arm cut off
>The only reason Ironwood even knows about her is because she was on Weiss' team

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Gotta post these.

>>6176698
Because it means that she is again ready for fighting.
But she is in no shape to fight.

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>>6176880

>The Grimm are biological weapons with a hive mind
>The water dragon evolved wings mid fight
>That jellyfish thing in this episode
Literally the zerg, overlords and everything

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New waifu?

>>6177066
*theyfu you sperg

>>6176698
Why did she purposely drop a glass and then freakout?

>>6177504
Lefties are klutzes.

Whats makes nipple pasties so good?

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So RWBYg I went to Youmacon today
Saw a RWBY cheer team
Multiple Qrows, Yangs, Rubys, Jaunes, one Pyrrha and probably missed a lot more

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>>6177650
The boobs around the nipples. And the fact that they're technically not nude when wearing pasties. It's breaking a taboo.

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>>6176852
He probably knows about her more from the whole getting arrested thing

>>6176698
Because she doesn't want the arm, she's given up.

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>>6177978
Even worse
>Hey, I saw you almost kill that guy! That was awesome! Here's a new arm, go do more of that!

>>6178061
Less that, more 'Hey, I know things were tough and got out of hand, but you really are a good fighter and you did well against Grimm. Keep doing that!'

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Just watched the episode. Holy fuck, I need to hug Yang, I need to tell her it will all be okay. Also I failed to suspend disbelief over Blake's first jump. Bitch went like 80 feet straight up before she did her little shadow clone trick. Sun's still a best. Tai is literally Church.

>Water Grimm didn't fire its beam from underwater
>didn't ram the ship underwater where it can't fight back
I thought the bigger they were the smarter they wee.

>>6178755
I think the fight was ridiculous. They jumped so far and high, even coming to a complete stop in mid air. The rule of cool is getting way out of hand and it looks like fucking shit.

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>>6178871
Clearly he's tiny for his kind.
>>6178893
The island hopping was a little better, but the midair shit was just silly.

ALSO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THESE? NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THESE. I WILL METAPHORICALLY SUCK A DICK FOR THAT MERCURY.

>>6178971
>that roman
GIVE

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lookit dis shit.

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>>6178971
>No Neo

>>6179131
Yang where she belongs.

Covered/Filled with cum

>>6179149
>She gets a whole 4 figure set for all of her disguises

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>>6179187
Yang belongs in a warm makeshift bed next to the fireplace, do not say such dirty things.

>>6179211
>Normal.
>Pig tails.
>Nurse.
>Pilot
Weeeew.

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>>6179215
When will Merc put a smile back o the little sun?

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>>6179305
Not soon enough.

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>>6178871
>Dragon didn't try to ram the ship
>it got rammed in return
>Brutally Kunnin'

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>>6179377
I would like to see Merc kind of help Yang adjust to her arm and stump
It would help her grow, maybe do some shock thinking that she broke his leg during the tourney so hard he had to get a new one
Him explaining his past, why he joined up with Cinder
Maybe he cracks a bad pun that gets her to smile for the first time in a long time...

>>6176465

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>>6177869
Did you see any Ozpins?

where is anon's phyisque JNPR lewd thing he said he would post here?

It was from /co/

>>6182355
Who knows? Must have been bullshitting.

>>6182355
Really? Its the post above yours..

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>>6179149
>No Neo

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Bossverse time. Been thinking about Menagerie. I haven't seen the latest episode, for the record.
>Originally a penal colony turned slave trade hub turned reservation, the Faunus recieved independence from Vale following the Faunus rebellion.
>Their religion sprang up as a result of uneducated Faunus being exposed to the religions of their owners and the superstitions of the Huntsmen who aided in establishing their villages.
>Syncretized from the Vale/Mistral pantheon and the Hunter Spirits, they essentially worship anthropomorphic (faunopomorphic?) personifications of various natural concepts.
>Though the interpretations of the gods are highly varied, there are a few chief deities with persistent depictions.
>The moon, an owl woman; The world, a grasshopper woman; the ocean, a shark man; and the Grimm, a wolf man.
>All four are seen as playing a crucial role in maintaining the integrity of the world and of souls.
>It is held that when the moon was shattered; the moon goddess, chief mediator between the gods and mortals, was gravely wounded.
>She is still believed to have influence on the world, but in a drastically limited fashion.
>Due to her condition, a rift formed between the material world and the spirit realm.
>The gods can now only communicate with mortals through intermediary spirits capable of straddling the divide.
>Mortal magicians study the language of the spirits in order to communicate in kind.
>Effigies of gods are an extremely important part of the religion and are believed to literally incorporate a portion of the god represented.
>Making effigies without proper training is deemed amoral, reckless, and heretical.
>Effigies also play a role in village defense drills, part of a practice known as 'statue wars'.

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>>6184116
>Statue wars serve as a means of settling disputes between villages and keeping militia sharp.
>Two forces of equal size meet on a designated field.
>Under the supervision of a magician, they construct fortifications around a statue of their patron deities.
>The two forces then attempt to either topple or steal the other side's statue.
>Lethal force is not permitted and surrender must be acknowledged.
>Stealing the other side's statue, while significantly more difficult than merely toppling it, is considered an extremely prestigious show of skill and cause for celebration on returning home.
>Villages will often arrange statue wars in favor of pursuing actual military disputes against rivals.
>Gambling is commonplace and the participants usually make wagers between themselves as well.
>Due to lacking a centralized government of any form, once a year (Barring extreme circumstances warranting more), each village will send a delegation to meet in holy grounds under the supervision of the magicians and Huntsmen of the island.
>Anyone may choose to put forward a concern/grievance/whatever for the consideration of all present.
>In the case of a vote being necessary, the magicians organize the ballots and are forbidden from voting due to their positions as spiritual advisors.
>Ignoring the will of the conclave is viewed as an affront to the gods and places a mark of shame upon one's entire family.

That's all I've got so far.
Any ideas/questions/comments/etc?

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>When you have better RWBY discussions on /pol/ than /trash/.

This bread is LOW ENERGY.

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>>6182236
No, No Penny either

>>6185146
Help make RWBYg great again then Mr. /Pol/ Anon

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Ruby needs a stiff drink now.

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>>6185146
I am now considering if Velvet just had a bunny in the case rather than her actual weapon.

>>6186777
>politely explains to weiss that the world doesn't run on tumblr logic and girls can't get girls pregananant.
>Then shame weiss for trying to pin neptune's baby on her

>>6188792
Ruby agrees to raise it anyway.

>>6188805
>raising somebody else's baby that you didn't choose to adopt together

Definition of cuckold.

>>6188825
Neptune was just the sperm donor Weiss chose.

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>>6182317
>that Nora

I had work yesterday, did I miss any interesting discussion about the new episode in a previous thread?

>>6189540
There was literally no discussion at all, just people bumping and talking about /pol/ shit. If you want to discuss the show, go to /co/.

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>>6188834
>Weiss calls Neptune into the room
>She tells him to get naked
>He's confused but complies
>She pulls out a dixie cup
>"Hurry up, I don't have all day"
Muh dick

>>6189984
Weiss inserts Neptune's cum into herself with a turkey baster afterwards.

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GIVE ME SOME IDEAS YOU WEABOO NIGGERS

>>6190010
>Serial killer.

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>>6190003
>She makes Ruby fill her up
>While Neptune watches from the corner

>>6190081
>Neptune jerks off anyway.

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>>6190095
>Ruby sees
>Grabs another dixie cup
>Hands it to him
>"Wouldn't want to waste it"

>>6190498
How about Ruby being gangraped?

>>6190514
>>6190010
Whore

>>6190533
>Ruby having her holes filled with cum from men she doesn't even know
>Used in every way imaginable.
>Made into a cocksleeve.
>Fucked by Grimm and animal cock.
>Turned into a mindbroken cock whore.

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>>6190579
Grimm cock is best cock

>>6192744
>Ruby is given drugs.
>She becomes a cheap junkie whore.

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>>6190010
>Soldier
>Pirate
>Wanderer

>>6192777
Please no
Ruby is too pure

>>6193305
Pure things are meant to be destroyed.

>>6192744
>Those fingers sinking into her buttcheek

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>>6193442
>Pure things are meant to be destroyed.
It still hurts so bad every day

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Bumping

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Do you guys ever wounder why we're here?
Like not in the mysteries of life way but here.
On this thread, on this board, on this website.

I for one found RWBYg soon after it was announced Ray was leaving
I shitposted, took up a name, wrote shit green
Then I found the /trash/
Tried to fallow the OC thread but just couldn't
Then the mods struck on /co/
After the summer it just felt better to stay here
Although our existence is always on the edge I feel more at home with you guys than I ever did on /co/.
It would be hard to think of a day with out RWBYg

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>>6195415

>>6197116
I feel you bro.

I know much of /tash/ hates me, but after hours of black pills and CTR, sometimes a nigga needs to post some waifus and breathe.

Where would I be without Texas anime? I dare not say.

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>>6199167
Forgot pic.

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>>6199167
>Where would I be without Texas anime?
In a better place

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>>6199167
It is all good Anon
I think /trash/ is fine with /pol/ posting
At least compared to /co/

>>6199499
But I would not then spend time with all you lovely people

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Don't share this with anyone yet, but I'm working on a rwby cyoa. Sshh, it's a secret.

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>>6200215
And here's the unfinished second page I'm sharing with you before anyone else because I love you guys too much.

>>6200215
But can I be a seductress?

>>6176465

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>>6203626

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>>6203632

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>>6203639

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>>6203653

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>>6203661

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>>6203691

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>>6203698

Wow. /trash/ is kill.

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Fuck, might as well pull all the stops.

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>>6203839

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>>6203856

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>>6203861
Someone stop me, please.

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>>6203874
I don't want to do this.

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>>6203892
You've forced my hand Roobeegee.

>>6195415
I know.

Is thread kill?

>>6205386
Pretty much. I was hoping people might get interested in what I'm working on, but that failed. No one else seems to have anything with more substance than dank memery, so no traction there.
Is all the decent discussion on the /co/ thread now?

>>6205429
Well thanks for the (you) I guess, I hope people take interest on your project, anon

>>6205436
Seems unlikely at this point. I'm wary of posting in the /co/ thread for it and I'm not sure if the /gt/ is appropriate/active.
>>6184116
It's this crap, if you're interested.

>>6205429
/co/'s kind of a cesspit but people are there.

>>6205518
That sucks.

>>6205518
Don't pretend that this place is any less of a shitpit than /co/ is.

>>6205779
There's less people here

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>>6205779
Only real dividing factor is that I can post porn here.

>>6176465

>>6176465

>>6207011
>>6207841
Why?

>>6207916

>>6205827
And we have /aco/ for that, so the /trash/ thread is now entirely irrelevant beyond "I hate namefags, but not to the point where I get a simple application that switches all names to anonymous, so we should cater to my needs"

>>6207988
Pretty much.

>>6207988
>"I hate namefags"
>I actually am a namefag
>Who primarily posts in /trash/
Feels good, mang.

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I'm a nervous fucking wreck /RWBYg/.

Give me comfy greentexts and MAGA waifus if you have them.

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>>6210454

>>6210454
I'm going to enjoy your tears.

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>>6210454
Here is some Ruby greentext.

>>6177878
Sorry If I'm a bit late to the party but got anymore?

>>6210454
Awww, poor anti-establishment baby is going to lose the election.

Your tears sustain me.

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Can we post Awoos on election day or are you guys going to get pissy?

>>6211708
What are Hillary's odds of winning?

>>6211708
There's nobody here to get pissy, so do whatever.

>>6211743
95%+

>>6211743
>>6211754
50%
>>6211754
>t. CTR

Guys I need links to porn on YouTube
Not even just sex but anything even vaguely erotic or sexual

>>6211803
No, t. Literally Every Reliable Polling Site.

>>6211840
>Reliable Polling Site
Also known as a thing that doesn't exist

>>6211827
Get it yourself.

>>6211861
Keep telling yourself that, Trumpfag.

>>6211874
WTF I HATE Trump now looks like I'm #MentallyHill

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>>6211874
wtf I love mormons now

>>6211943
LAST
DAY
JEB!
SURGE

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>>6212026
>Jeb
>Not Webb
I'd be sad desu.

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Why is Penny so perfect?

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>>6213456
Because she's cute and nice and would have totally beaten Pyrrah if Emmy didn't interfere.

Check 'em.

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>>6213771
So close Anon
I just miss her so much though...
I also want more Penny merch
Damn it RT I might as well make my own pocket Penny that is a flash drive
Get my own Penny plushes, patches and the like

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>>6214037
>Penny that is a flash drive
I didn't know I need this. Fug. We'll probably see some merch of here when she does show back up.

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>>6214368
Doubtful
In the 3 volumes we had Penny all we had was one shirt
I am so dedicated to Penny I will go out of my way to get merch of her
The Daki
Custom mouse pad and poker chip
And I got this image as a postcard from Youmacon
I regret not getting a larger print....

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>>6214368
Cont from >>6214665
RT has failed us when it comes to RWBY merch
We must procure it in our own ways
Maybe then they will learn....

>>6214665
>>6214745
While I'm inclined to agree with you, I do think Penny will pop back up either late this volume or the next. This, combined with the fact that we're finally seeing some merch that isn't shirts, means that there is a solid chance of worthwhile Penny swag.

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>>6215094
It will be great when Penny shows back up but until I see more Penny sweg from RT I will continue to procure more Penny from other sources

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>>6210751
>>6211642
>>6211874
This is the popular vote as it stands in New Hampshire.

BE AFRAID.

>>6217533
>counting Bernie Sanders as having 1

He's not even registered as a viable write-in candidate.

What the fuck even are these numbers? NH has 4 electoral votes.

>>6217533
...Is the joke that New Hampshire only has 21 people?

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>>6217662
>>6217681
It's from a small town where everyone already voted.

It's still only midnight lads. We'll get some results, but not many until later today.

>>6217744
Okay so

The town only has 21 people?

Or 21000?

Either way, rural areas always vote Republican. A single small town doesn't decide shit.

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It's almost over lads. What ever happens it's been an honor memeing with you all.

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Update, I'm not fucking ready yet. https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/795862625582247937

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>>6217533
>>6217744
>>6217877
Praise Kek, I am on fire.

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Across the multiverse, Salem's plans come to fruition and the collective Ozpins see only one option.
Combining forces at the ley lines between dimensions, they rip apart the boundaries of worlds, smashing them all together.
Every AU, every alternate timeline, every different fic and greentext ever collide into one world.
The various characters must choose sides in the ultimate battle between good and evil.
Crisis on Infinite Remnants time. Who are the main contenders? What are the dramatic plot twists?

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Woah...so this is real nigga hours...who the fuck up?...

>>6218481
I'd love to answer this but I'm not autistic enough to get into any fan fiction than isn't smut.

>>6218481
>Who are the main contenders.
Well RWBY JNR from the main show.
Professor Arc, PTSD!Blake, Drunk Ruby, Tawny, the Wincest sisters, Cthulu Grimm, Renshiro and JoJaune and finally, Henceforward Ruby.

>Dramatic plot twists.
Henceforward Ruby is evil, Professor Arc proceeds to completely fuck with everybody's expecations espcially if he has Neo. PTSD!Blake can smehow control Xenomorphs and a Predator comes in for clean up.

We need more autism.

>>6220241
Professor Arc also seduces canon Team RWBY.

>>6220241
We need some variation of TheGamer!Jaune in this.

Additionally, we need to have two version of Jaune quoting Independence Day:

>"Do you really think you can take that thing on?"
>"Do you think you can pull off that bullshit you just said?"
>Both stare helplessly into the distance, one of them giving off a nervous sigh.

>>6220401
Tawny can do the Independence Day qute.
Probably with JoJaune.

>>6220561
Of course, part of the appeal of this situation is having multiple variations of Jaune in the same place and the same time.

All of them aware that the rest of them are full of shit, but unable to call them on it because they are equally full of shit.

>>6220617
Unless it's the Fate!Jaune.
He's actually legit, just too focused on trying to spend time with his family.

>>6220636
I think Professor Arc would get the worst of it from all the other Jaunes, though... at least they were only pretending to be Hunters-in-Training.

>>6220651
It'd be hilarious.

Especially with him being "20".

>>6220401
>We need some variation of TheGamer!Jaune in this.
That would be The Games We Play!Jaune. Which would make the affair fairly boring since the fic explores what happens when an ancient sentient genius superweapon soul reincarnates. He grows exponentially in combat and by now he's basically locally omniscient and can emulate reality warping pretty well.

boop

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>>6220809
Would Nora play as Reinhardt or Sombra?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRfdCtjbbA

>>6220684
>>6220684
And the fact that he managed to fuck Glynda.

>>6220835
Mains Reinhardt but will stitch to Sombra when playing with Ren because she ship the two.

>>6220788
There are other variant out there.

>>6220843
For real?
Damn.
I honestly though she wouldn't go for it.

>>6220861
Aren't they all very minor? There's a few with Ruby and one with Blake which are the big ones as far as I know.

>>6220864
As of chapter 38 he has.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10898868/38/Professor-Arc

>>6220867
True, but for a multiverse crossover we'd be looking for a less OP version of it.

>>6220877
He fucking did it, the absolute madman!

>>6220975
And he's actually feeling guilty about fucking the hottest teacher in Beacon.

>>6220985
Needs to fuck her more to get rid of the guilt.

>>6221022
Now I wonder what will happen when Jaune is revealed to be a fraud and Glynda learns she fucked a teenage boy.

>>6221030
Donno.
The fallout is way too big to simply brush it off.

>>6221082
So it will be revealed during the Vytal festival as Cinder unleashes her virus.

>>6220241
We need some more contenders.
>Perfect Huntsman!Jaune, who traded his capacity for emotions for combat skill. Fuck off, I liked the idea.
>Grimm Pyrrha in both evil and friendly variants.
>Succubus Pyrrha, who definitely abuses the fact that there's a bunch of Jaune's going "tfw no waifu" over her.
>Good guy versions of the antagonists and bad guy versions of the protagonists, including the evil version of Ozpin and the good version of Salem.
>The version of Salem that just wants to push Lancaster together and has no loftier goals.
>Something from Bossverse.
>Something from Ultimate RWBY.
>>6219930
>smut
>Implying some of that idiocy isn't perfect fodder for this idiocy

Anyone else have any shitty AU ideas they might not have shared before?

>>6221508
Which one is Ultimate RWBY?

>>6221508
>this edge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULmuDafMYM&list=FLdSuXSeQXpX_Xax4qNKMnlw&index=8

>>6221511
I don't remember well, since it wasn't my AU. I just remembere it existing. Thought it worth a mention, in case the anon who made it was around.

>>6221520
What was it exactly?

>>6221508
>>The version of Salem that just wants to push Lancaster together and has no loftier goals.
Fucking kek.

>>6221524
If I recall correctly, it was pretty much a less autistic/less sprawling Bossverse in terms of what it was supposed to do and focused more on the existing characters reacting worse to experiencing trauma.

>>6221524
You know Ultimate Marvel?
That but with RWBY.
So just a somehwat more edgy regualr version.

How about adding Weiss and Yang from a World of Bloody Evolution?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10855163/1/A-World-of-Bloody-Evolution

>>6221544
I don't wanna read it so just tell me waht they are like.

>>6221551
Basically Weiss is an Inquisitor for the Imperium of Man and Yang finds herself in 40k after dying.

>>6221567
Fucking kek.
Add them in.

>>6221579
Also Weiss is obsessed with finding Ruby because Ruby died while killing Salem in Remnant.
Also Ozpin was an inquisitor five thousand years before Weiss and Yang showed up in 40k.
Basically the 40k verse is a resting place for Remnant's dead.

So what's the list of characters at this point?

>>6221655
>Well RWBY JNR from the main show.
Professor Arc, PTSD!Blake, Drunk Ruby, Tawny, the Wincest sisters, Cthulu Grimm, Renshiro and JoJaune, Henceforward Ruby.
>Perfect Huntsman!Jaune, who traded his capacity for emotions for combat skill. Fuck off, I liked the idea.
>Grimm Pyrrha in both evil and friendly variants.
>Succubus Pyrrha, who definitely abuses the fact that there's a bunch of Jaune's going "tfw no waifu" over her.
>Good guy versions of the antagonists and bad guy versions of the protagonists, including the evil version of Ozpin and the good version of Salem.
>The version of Salem that just wants to push Lancaster together and has no loftier goals.
>Something from Bossverse.
>Something from Ultimate RWBY.
>Weiss and Yang from a World of Bloody Evolution.
Here you go anon.

>>6221672
Thanks, Anon.
Of these characters, who do we want to focus on?

>>6221681
Main show RWBY and JNR, Professor Arc, Grimm Pyrrha, Succubus Pyrrha, the Good guy versions of the antagonists and bad guy versions of the protagonists, and the Salem that ships Lancaster.

>>6221508
I had what I called the Anti-AU.
>Basically, bizarro versions of the characters show up literally out of nowhere.
>Jaune's is pointlessly evil and a great fighter but has no tactical skills whatsoever, for example.
>Mercury's is literally a Boy Scout and says things like gosh while escorting little old ladies across the street.
>I never bothered coming up with a reason why they existed, it was just an annoying thing that happened.
Maybe toss that in there?

>>6221699
>Salem wants Remnant 1 Jaune and Ruby to bang.
>Succubus Pyrrha's trying hard to get d'Arc.
It writes itself.

>>6221722
>Jaune compromises by having a threeway.

>>6221726
>Succubus!Pyrrha is perfectly fine with that.
>Ruby is highly intimidated.
>S!P suggests bringing Yang for moral support.
>Ruby throws something at her.
>Jaune stares into the camera. Not like he's on The Office, just in the manner of a man realizing just how little sense his life truly makes.

>>6221746
>Succubus!Pyrrha tells Jaune to impregnate the both of them.

>>6221749
>Ren reminds everyone that there's a war on.
>S!P says he's just jealous there's not a Succubus!Nora.
>Nora spits out her drink.

>>6221768
>Jaune cums inside both Succubus!Pyrrha and Ruby.
>Succubus!Pyrrha makes sure they both get pregnant.

>trash thread moving faster then the /co/ thread
What wizardry is this

>>6221807
Believe it or not, a namefag got the ball rolling. In /trash/.

>>6221681
Ruby and Jaune from the main universe. Tawny's reaction to them.
Professor Arc is next, chilling out with his sisters because he assumes that they're safe to be around.
Renshiro and Jojaune are on a quest to battle the Cthulu Grimm and Henceforward Ruby is running around trying to undermine them.
PTSD!Blake, is taken in by the Pale Order.
Ruby from Ultimate Ruby wonders why Jaune gets so much focus.

>>6221780
>Impregnation.
It's odd to have this fetish so young but damn would that be hot as fuck.

>>6222048
She's a succubus. Also it would make for a good laugh.

>>6221974
>Blake taken in by the Pale Knights
I like it. Are you who I think you are?

>>6222161
If you think I am a Pimp Named Slickback, then yes,

>>6222060
>Also it would make for a good laugh.
What would the situation progress as for it to be funny?
Succu Pyrrha gives Jaune and Ruby sugar pills?

>>6223277
More like Yang's reaction to Jaune impregnating her little sister.

>>6223304
Assuming Tawny makes a good impressin on Yang then I'm sure she'd be at least slightly more ok with it.

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>>6221722
>>6221726
>>6221746
>>6221749
>>6221768
>>6221780
Fucking diamonds.

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AWOOOOOO

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>>6225213
>3 hours of having sex in a hoodie and jeans

>>6226942
He's just really fucking comfotable in them anon.

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How was your day RWBYg?

>>6226942
Hey, jeans are comfy as fuck.

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>>6218481
>>6220241
>>6220617
>>6220788
>>6221508
>>6221672
>>6221707
>>6221974
We need to go deeper.
>Grail war AU
>Superheroes
>Mercury Killustrated
Someone ought to write this shit.

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Guys I shitposted too hard and Barbara blocked me.

I feel happy desu.

>>6230509
Yea dude, she's in Austin, the most liberal place in Texas
What did you expect?

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>>6230689
I expected that I'd be hidden amongst other shitposters.

Reckon I'm the only one who thought that way.

>>6226893
>The hats aren't red white black yellow

Welp polls say trump has a 95% chance to win

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>>6234627
He's won in all but the formalities mate.

We dunnit.

Hurray for my swing states i even voted on paper

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>>6234818
The Rust Belt are the real heroes of this election. They took it right to the (((Globalists))) and ran them out of town.

Anyone have that Sasuke "yeah, sorry" picture?

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>>6235009

>>6234780
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6235338
We need a Cinder edit of this

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>>6235358
THIS WAS A MIGHTY AWOOVEMENT!

AWOO~~

276 He's officially won

>>6234960
I bet you believe Trump when he calls himself a populist.

>>6228888
>Quints.
Adding Loli Mors and King Jane to this shit show.
God damn this will be a fantastic mess.

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Hey look, Pyrrha's back

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>>6237208
Does that lead to this?

>>6237257
It's her best chance at ever getting knocked up.

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We did it.

>>6237365
>The picture has Pyrrha in Grimm bukake.
>She just survived a Grimm orgy.

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>>6237257
>Grimm cum can corrupt the innocent
Noice

>>6237385
We sure did Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQjJ1tEvrsw

>>6237418
How long do you think she lasted before she finally fell?

>>6237434
Less than 2 hours

>>6237445
I hope they taped it.
Then sent a copy to Jaune.

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>>6237463
First were the boarbatusks and beowolfs
Then the Ursa
Finally a Harambe and some Elephants

>>6237490
The secret to becoming a new Salem is to have your cunt destoryed by Grimm so they accept you as their overlord.

Can someone create a portal to Remnant right now?

>>6211874
I'd like to see your face right now.

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Can we go back to RWBY?

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>>6239004

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>>6237581
>Implying my waifu a slut
She's a shy girl who just wants to settle down with a nice /d/egenerate

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>>6239415
>Implying your waifu isn't a slut.
Come on anon.
Just accept that she takes Beowulf knots daily and be done with it.

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>>6237715
:^)
>>6239004
I'd love to go back to RWBY. I finally have a chance to relax now that he's won.

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>>6239528

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>>6239582

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>>6239554
I guess.
I'm really just looking for excuses to post autistic shit like this.

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>>6239607

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>>6239619
Don't anger the tsundere bug

>>6239004
>>6239315
>>6239516
>>6239528
>>6239551
>>6239558
>>6239582
>>6239607
>>6239619
>>6239626
Patrician tier taste, all of you.

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>>6239626

>>6239731
You're cool, too.

>>6236824
Those are quads.

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>>6241815
I may have fucked that up, yes.
Point still stands.
Loli Mors was added to Crisis on Infinate Remnants.

>>6241900
>Added
What part of "every single autistic idea" do you fags not understand?

>>6237490
Will she love the Grimm cock by the end?

Crisis time.
>Jaune laid prone at the crest of a hill, concealed by tall grass.
>He peered through the lenses of his binoculars at the enemy camp below.
>Knights Belligerent, they were called. Apparently.
>Followers of some edgy asshat that literally ate Grimm for whatever reason.
>Fucking Ozpins, making him put up with this absurdity.
>Jaune waited until the guard rotation before pulling out his radio to signal his partner.
>"Assassin Ruby, you're up."
>A blur shot through the camp, unnoticed, as the radio crackled to life.
>"You know, we need a better way to address each other," came the distinct nasally tone of another Jaune.
>"I nominate myself for Jaune Prime."
>Oh HELL no.
>Jaune, the real Jaune Prime, barked into the receiver.
>"Listen here, you. The Ozpins all agreed that my timeline was the original."
>He paused.
>"Besides, is now really the best time for this?"
Someone continue this.

>>6242112
>By the end
She couldn't wait for it to begin

>>6242208
I really want her addressing the camera and Jaune by the end, utterly hooked on it.

>>6241900
>humanoid forms of weapons
>can actually tell their wielder how they're doing it wrong
One of the few things I liked about Bleach. Just need some delicious brown now.

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>>6245182
>Humanoid forms of weapons
>Not using it for Lewd
Come on Anon

>>6247483
Why?

>>6247529
>Not using it for Lewd
I never said that now did I? I mean it was even implied in Bleach how that one captain that always flirted with his subordinate fucked his.

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>>6247779
We what I mean is that the first thing that comes to my mind when Humanoid forms of weapons are involved is lewd
But maybe that's the /k/ in me....

>>6247957
I remember seeing a thread talking about a dude fucking his - I think - nugget. Posted a pic and everything.

I mean I enjoy guns & shooting but damn son.

>>6247957
>>6248111
Underskung onahole?

>>6248323
Depending on dimensions you could potentially conceal one behind the butt plate of a rifle yeah?

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page 10? Man, you guys are way dead

>>6247779
Considering that Jaune's sword is a heirloom... does that make it a MILF?

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>>6245182
Humanoid weapons are good, yes.

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>>6252306
She's normally drawn as a loli due to Jaune's lack of skill.

>>6252447
I see...

...but if you look at it the other way, a mature milf of a woman who's humoring Jaune despite having been wielded by far more experienced hunters, might fit, too.

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>>6252457
Don't get me wrong.
She ages-up as Jaune becomes better at weilding her.

She does retain a MILF mindset... kinda.

>>6252479
Was she very annoyed at having been reverted?

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>>6252485
More irritated with Jaune's lack of skill than anything else.
Since she retains her full power but Jaune can't bring it out she's in a situation where she looks weaker than the other weapons when she can really kick their combined asses without trying.
Loli Mors is cute and scary.

I suppose it helps that Jaune supposedly looks exactly like Julius with somewhat shorter hair anyway.
Or so I assume. Why else would a weapon like her put up with a moron like that.

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So which chaos gods would each member of RWBY pledge themselves to?

Ruby
>Likely Khorne, since she can kill Grimm fasta and get a chainsaw upgrade for Crescent rose and she's dressed up In red so she'll go even fast a- wait that's Gork/Mork

Yang
>Khorme at first for obvious reason
>Nurgle after losing her arm.
>Jovial and happy as she brings rot and decay to the white fang

Weiss
>Tzeentch
>Keeps making grandiose plans
>but like Ahzek keeps getting fucked over by Tzeentch

Blake
>Slaanesh I guess?

>>6252583
We've been through this anon.
RWBY is still loyal to the Imperium of Man.
It's JNPR that fall to Chaos.

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>>6252583
Blake would probably align herself with either Chaos undivided or Slannesh. Chaos undivided if she reverts to her more White Fangish past, Slannesh if continues to indulge herself and just herself.

>Yang and Rubes are both Khorne
THANK YOU

The amount of people putting Yang in Nurgle just cuz they want 4 girls for 4 gods pisses me off

>>6252627
pic

>>6252583
I'd say Blake would be more suited in Tzeentch camp

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Lewd Rube.

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It's honestly a shame these threads are so dead.
They're usually a nice break from the autism that is the rest of the fandom.

Bumpin'.

>>6252505
So is this an actual, fleshed out thing? Cause I'm kinda curious now.

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>>6254840
The only real answer I can give you is vaguely.
Like, the artis wrote the personalities like they did with King Jaune, it's just never gotten the traction it needs.
Thing about Julius is all me though.
Because I'm autistic enough for it.

As a result there isn't a lot of art for it.
Crescent Rose is edgy as fuck through.

>>6254910
>Crescent Rose is edgy as fuck through.
I expect nothing less from a scythe.

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>>6255030
Really, not all that special but they don't particularly get along.

>>6242174
>Jaune tuned out the chatter from the radio, something he suspected the other hims were beginning to do as well.
>Stupid jerks.
>If all went according to plan, the alternate Ruby in the camp would be in and out before anyone knew she was there.
>"Um, I have something to report."
>Jaune perked up at the sound of an alternate Pyrrha's voice over the radio.
>Judging by the faint feeling of blood rushing to his ears, it was the succubus.
>"I'm feeling something... Familiar. Someone from my timeline. My hell."
>Jaune reached for the radio and spoke as calmly as he could with the magical honeyed voice of a literal sex demon in his ear.
>"You feel someone? You can sense them?"
>"If I can sense him, he can sense me."
>Jaune thought of a few rather colorful curses before responding.
>"Have we been made? Do we need to scrub the mission?"
>The silence that followed was rather uncomfortable for all parties.
>"Uh, Jaune?" The assassin Ruby spoke very softly into her radio. "I'm not alone here."
>Down in the camp, she had been going through the water stores of the Belligerents, poisoning as much as she could.
>Instinct kicked in before she realized why she was hiding.
>A man clad in very little came into the pavilion covering the barrels.
>Piercing red eyes scanned the area.
>A pair of horns crowned his head.
>And in the distance, he felt an old pet.
>Mercury Black; or an alternate of him, at least; smiled coyly to himself.
>His masters' enemies had miscalculated.
>And he was alone with one of them.
>How delectable.

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>>6255840
So is this the Rape Lord from the Succu Pyrrha thing?
Because if it is the only logical solution is to have full Paladin Jaune and/Valkerie Pyrrha smite the fuck out of him.

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I suppose I'll bake the bread.

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>>6256165
Thanks anon.
Have Busty Barmaid Yang.

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>>6252479
>She's a mature minded loli who treats Jaune like her son

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>>6256236
I'm on Nofap dammit. Appreciate it regardless.

Page 10 be damned, MIGRATE LEGALLY.
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