HG Thread
Hunger Games Thread
First 24 or more.
Adrian Rollini
>>6175225
Littletale Asgore
>>6175225
Ikkun
Faggot
Artoria Pendragon
Kagamine Len
>>6175225
Gay cat
Onizuka
Sanae Kochiya
Starman
James Harden
Vega
Space Dandy
>>6175225
Fighter
The Real Alfred Jones
Jooe Ruston
crendor
>>6175225
meme expert
Adachi
>>6175225
Yuubari
>>6175220
You're a knight, so you have a horse right? You should be able to hit them hard and fast enough for it to work as intended.
Regulus Corneas
Amezo
>>6175225
Iris Heart
>>6175264
die
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6175225
Hamster Face
>>6175204 (Minnie)
Chinese food? Blegh, you poor girl, you might have to treat me to clothes shopping, but I need to get some proper food in you. Why explosives, anyhow?
>>6175273
kys faggot
>>6175254
is this the one that's not a ginormous faggot?
>>6175225
Minnie May
Kuromaru
Schrodinger
>>6175225
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6175287
I haven't kissed or shipped with any big bearded men. What do you think?
Late Grimes
>>6175306
ayyyyyyyy lmao!
Oreki Houtarou
Check and swap
Also keep entering, maybe we can get enough in
>>6175306
Please bring back England. He doesn't make me want to vomit.
>>6175315
The Dinkster
>>6175305
>>6175315
Please
Donald J. Trump
>>6175306
ayy lmao
Rika
>>6175315
everything is ok
>>6175278
It's kind of a long story. It'll be easier just to say "why not explosives?".
>>6175315
Can you bump the game? I'd really fucking appreciate it.
>>6175315
Eggman-kun
>>6175315
Yes yes, just get this over with. Allowing myself to be in the presence of this common filth makes my skin burn with pain and anger.
We have 35, come on now, hop to it.
>>6175311
Shhh! Keep the ayy lmao a secret or other countries will try to do experiments on him.
>>6175317
I would if I was England, but I'm not.
>>6175329
ayy lmao
>>6175326
Hello Mr. President.
>>6175341
Thanks, fella.
>>6175315
It looks fine. Go ahead when you're ready.
>>6175317
Love, I'm right here.
Haruna
And there.
We'll start.
>>6175341
Benny Goodman
>>6175335
I like stories from people I've taken a liking too. For why not, they tend to be a tad messy, don't they?
>>6175341
Earth
>>6175342
Not trying to be rude or anything, but is there something you need, pal? I'm a real busy guy, ya know?
>>6175360
Mima.
>>6175353
Oh fuck me I forgot all about the size.
Give me a second.
>>6175353
Looks good.
>>6175349
Tally ho, old chap! FOR THE QUEEN!
>>6175353
Nice!! its time to fight!
>>6175267
I most certainly do, but what makes this so different from a standard lance? It looks like the force of impact would nearly tear my arm off!
>>6175225
Berserker
>>6175374
RIGHTO! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, OLD CHAP! WE'LL BE BACK FOR TEA IN TEN MINUTES!
>>6175385
>kissu
>>6175367
I only wanted to stop and tell you that I appreciate you're making America great again.
I've been waiting for a man like you to take control, it's been quite a while.
>>6175353
Let's do this!
>Jazz vs. Metal, Rollini, let's see who comes out on top.
I've wasted enough time.
>>6175393
Fuck!
>>6175395
>mfw i voted for Hillary
>mfw i want to see ww3 in my lifetime.
>mfw she will win
>>6175405
OH GOD A BLACK MAN
>>6175405
O-OK!
I'm ready for anything!
>>6175405
I've a feeling this will be an interesting round. For what reason, I wouldn't know, but it feels like it will be an interesting round...
>>6175405
>tfw I just noticed that I horrible misspelled Joe Rushton's name
>>6175399
>let us see m80
>>6175419
I want this.
>>6175405
Eggman-kun will win
>save this post
post HG discord please
>>6175395
It's an honor to hear that, it means a lot to me. Don't you worry, I won't let that scumbag into office, mark my words.
>>6175419
Even if she does win, she'll just be impeached, kid.
>>6175382
If you really want to understand what's the big deal with it, there is a bomb inside that is designed in a way to direct all or at least most of the explosion at what you hit rather than yourself. It'd stink if you just had dead weight after the fact, so it should break all the things you no longer need off and leave you with a steel club so you can keep fighting without having to pull out another weapon.
>>6175405
This is a good start.
>>6175405
Is 3 minutes time good?
>>6175436
Yeah right.
>>6175360
Er, well, by long story I actually meant it's a really plain and boring one. I learned the trade from my boyfriend and it's always stuck with me since. It's like a passion of mine, or something.
>>6175446
Dammit...
>>6175446
Oh, thank you! (´・ω・`)
>Look's like Trump is trying to make HG great again
>>6175446
No one will ever see me if I stay still enough! It worked when I snuck up on Germany, it will surely work here! It has to!
>>6175446
>Is 3 minutes time good?
Yes
>>6175446
heheheh
this is gonna be a good game
>>6175422
>>6175444
A club isn't exactly the best weapon one could have on horseback, you realize.... It doesn't sound particularly helpful.
>>6175391
Are you injured?
>>6175393
Thank you. I will be sure to help plenty on the battlefield.
>3 days till d-day
I'm scared, HG.
>>6175446
Dont mess with a kappa!!
>>6175443
IS IT REALLY YOU FUTURE PRESIDENT?
>>6175446
>>6175468
You need to shave friendo.
>>6175446
>>6175443
Sorry Donald, but it's necessary for her to be in office for our empire to rise. You are a strongman but.you are no Caesar. Once she fucks things up enough our Caesar will take charge by force need be and purge this land of the intellectual and Greedy.
Then things will be back to normal as nature intended.
>>6175446
There's your mercy. Don't expect it to happen again.
>>6175451
>She laughs briefly
You could've just said "preference", then.
...Wait, you, a boyfriend? Sheesh, it feels like I'm the only person who hasn't had some sort of relationship at this rate.
>>6175369
Shut up.
>>6175490
I say we let the machine handle it.
>>6175443
Tell me Donald, what's it like getting your ass kicked by a girl?
>>6175474
Why are you scared, lad?
>>6175490
...
On second thought, perhaps we shouldn't do that, yes? I quite like not being injured, so let's forget about it!
>>6175490
G-GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU COMMON, BUCKTOOTHED FILTH!
>>6175490
>>6175490
Oh...dear...(´・ω・`)
We done goofed...
>>6175474
discord day?
>>6175474
you should be, you kraut fuck
>>6175308
the legend continues
please touch my anus
>>6175446
They stole my limited edition figures!
>>6175470
I'll make some changes for future ones, but you should still be able to crush some skulls with it until you get a better weapon ready.
>>6175490
They didn't have them, I need to find them before they get damaged or worse!
>>6175446
>>6175490
Oh, I've certainly fouled this up today, haven't I?
>>6175487
>>6175490
>>6175474
WW3 is coming man.
>>6175505
ELECTION DAY
EVERYTHING WILL GO WRONG
>>6175523
oshit
>>6175513
I'd still have my sword, but...can't you test this out yourself, madame? I'd never be able to forgive myself if I harmed my horse because of this.
WE
>>6175519
OH CHRIST IT'S ONLY WORSE.
>>6175535
>>6175523
America is boned.
>tfw America was never great to begin with.
>>6175543
USED
>>6175535
Ah, this will never get old
I love you!
>>6175535
A hatchet? Why not a sword, or something similar to that effect? It would be appreciated more than you think.
>>6175547
Do you think I failed in raising him properly, Anonymous? I have a feeling all of this is because of me, and I don't like it.
>>6175546
>>6175500
I heard somebody 'doesn't like being hurt'..~
>>6175484
Of course it's me. Do you really think an imposter could pull off this handsome look so well?
>>6175491
I won't allow unnecessary bloodshed to take place. Not in this great country of ours, no sir. This is supposed to be the land of the brave and the home of the free, not the kingdom of the corrupt and liars.
>>6175499
Thank you for correcting the record, pal, but that ain't gonna happen.
>>6175535
>>6175556
Fuck!! from all players was you... not supossed you love youkai?
>>6175490
Aww...
>FUCK!
>>6175560
Probably.
>>6175535
Rika didn't have them either.
>>6175538
I could, but the data wouldn't be as accurate. The blast shouldn't hurt your horse, but it might spook it in hindsight. Sorry, I didn't think of that.
>>6175563
>Cuddles the Pururut
>>6175497
It's... Well, it's kind of an on again off again thing, plus it doesn't help that's he's had to go underground for the past few years but -
>sigh
You know.
Anyways, don't worry about not having a boyfriend, it's not like it's a requirement or anything. I'm sure you'll find someone who makes your heart flutter one day.
>>6175558
</3
>>6175565
At least you decided to show up and give your constituents some false hope in the polls.
>>6175566
Love youkai?
Now that is just plain silly.
Troublesome youkai have to be kept in check
>>6175596
>>6175565
AWOO~
>>6175558
The feeling is mutual, love.
>>6175563
Hm? Oh, yes, I just didn't like the look of his outfit and the such, that's all! It looked quite threatening and very violent! Why do you ask, love?
...Why do I have the feeling you're going to harm me?
>>6175576
I thought so. I'll give it thirty days before America regrets everything.
>>6175596
BLOODY HELL--
>>6175596
>Lies there for an hour before going on a walk to clear her head.
>>6175596
i will remember this
>>6175586
Maybe I already have, for how much it'd work out for me. Maybe I never will. Whatever.
...Yeesh. I didn't mean to stop on a touchy subject.
>>6175535
WHAT THE HELL YUUBARI-
>>6175617
MEOW~
>>6175595
Even if you do win, you won't be staying in that White House for long, crook. Keep talking all you want, but the American people won't stand for it.
>>6175617
Now that's what I like to hear.
>>6175565
You had a good run, but like Rome it's time for this republic to turn into an empire.
I can't wait for this pitiful excuse of an ideology that is democracy to fall.
Is it wrong that I want to fuck Yuubari?
>>6175634
well shit
>>6175629
RATTLE~
>>6175596
Good evening to you.
>>6175580
And the sound could deafen him! It's quite alright, but you have to put no small amount of thought in to this....
>>6175634
That's quite the fascinating tale, madame, but I'm afraid I don't have much time to spare at shrines and the like.
>>6175634
These fish are too small. I need a net.
>>6175655
oh, thank you so much!
>>6175637
You calling me a crook? That's rich. Didn't you just have a restraining order filed against you? That's only the tip of the tip of the ice cube sitting on top the iceberg that sunk the Titanic
>>6175652
Be careful, you could catch me in the net and it would be bad for you.
>He submerges on the water
>>6175671
I believe I can agree with his claims Secretary.
>>6175655
>>6175649
Alright then, I'll figure something out and make you something special for your help.
>>6175655
I need to stop getting distracted.
>>6175679
I was being careful, but I'm down and out. Good luck.
>>6175692
Can it Bernie, you're officially supporting me now, remember? Live long enough, and you'll do what I did when Obama beat me.
>completely ignored by yuubari
Time to just kms.
>>6175596
>>6175655
Sane, definitely sane~
>>6175621
It's not the injuries that count. Just what's with that worried look, are you trying to turn me on?
>>6175583
>Places in a chokehold.
>>6175563
I love you, Purururururururu <3
post your ava in a maga hat
>>6175706
Great, what should we do?
>>6175712
Meh actually me too (down)
But dont worry i was bad with you. sorry
>>6175735
>>6175655
I'm afraid I'm...I'm still a bit injured here! Anyone?
>>6175706
I doubt we'll be finding anyone, with a group this large.
>>6175712
It's really know trouble. I'm happy I could at least talk this out with you.
>>6175706
>>6175735
>>6175739
You know what we should do.
Work.
>>6175749
I-Is that so?
Well, you do make a valid point
>>6175743
It's alright, don't get down on yourself.
>>6175746
I have some work to do, but before I go, I'd like to know more about you.
>>6175760
But who's going to do what?
>>6175730
T-TURN YOU ON?! Right, just what the hell are you on about, you crazy git?! Are you a German or something?! No sane person what ask that question and sincerely mean it!
>Is the Poptart nurse avafag here? I have his wincard
>>6175773
>>6175784
Would ask that question and mean it.
In my panicked frenzy, I seemed to have lost a few words. Terribly sorry, love.
>>6175749
This is not my day!
>>6175779
Oh? How can I help you?
>>6175777
I'll stay here, getting out alive from there is nearly impossible
>>6175727
I may be supporting you, but its only to beat this man of pure hatred. These claims of what you did that have come out of the emails, the words that were said against me by your allies, its hard to look at Secretary. And just confirms my supporter's fears.
I think we both know that I'm not going to have a campaign in 2020, I'll be 79! They'd already be crazy to elect me at 75!
>>6175780
Works either way.
>comes out from around the corner and begins dancing
>>6175801
...!
>>6175817
...That doesn't help very much
>>6175808
Bernie, at the end of the day, we're both politicians. You know the game we play, those shouldn't have been revelations. However, I am grateful to have your support despite the primary. Besides, our theoretical presidencies won't look very different in end, yours and mine.
>>6175803
Just anything about you, but I guess if we need a place to start, you can tell me about your family.
>>6175801
>>6175837
W-why... is your love... so painful..!?
>>6175834
It has to be done together. That's about it.
>starts a nuclear holocaust
>>6175851
Your hair is shit
Which avafags do you miss?
>>6175837
>>6175858
Fuck you, Hillary.
>>6175851
Gappy makes me happy
>>6175837
What's with my exasperated response is that you just expressed pleasure for harming others - I take that German comment back, you must be Russian!
...M-MY OWN PLEASURE?! Not at all, you insufferable twit! Who enjoys harming themselves unironically? Not me, and I'm sure that I didn't do it for you, either!
>>6175855
That's obvious, but what exactly do we have to do?
>>6175843
Hmm....
>He smiles
Well, I've a wife and two children. Considering the nature of this place, I'm not certain as to just how much detail I should go in to, myself, and I'm rather busy as well.
>>6175862
>Gunner
>>6175878
Nothing. Go back to sleep. I am dead tired of these conversations that are going nowhere.
>>6175859
.. Okay.
>>6175871
>
>begins dancing with extreme fervor that's sure to fill onlookers with happiness
>>6175841
We may be politicians, but you are a politician of the corporations and the wealthy, and I am a politician of the people.
I think our theoretical presidencies are quite different Secretary, I cannot trust you to not flip-flop on progressive promises and stances you made during the primaries.
Its a moot argument though, you are the one running, and I'm not. I'll keep my word on backing you through the election, but afterwards I, and the American people, will be hoping you keep the promises you have made.
>>6175862
Matoi
>>6175906
God help me, I hope so too. I might be more corporate leaning than you, but neither of us can touch the GOP.
I want to fucking die.
>>6175889
What an unusual amount of smoke...
I'm sure it's nothing
>>6175895
Weren't you the one who wanted to work together?
It's not easy to do that if you don't know what to work on.
>>6175904
I think you're at the wrong place, though I don't know of any anime expos nearby
>>6175941
Why don't you hang yourself?
>woke up at 5
I've reached a new low.
>>6175889
Next slide has the winner, predict.
>>6175944
If you didn't get it from the first post it means you're not ready to work. That's it, period.
>>6175955
OH GOD NO!!
so close...
>>6175955
I'd predict the Space man over the frog woman.
>>6175891
That sounds pretty nice. One last thing, do you know a woman named Peri?
>>6175955
Who of you stole my drink. I know I just had it there!
>>6175953
Oh don't see it like that, since you woke up that early, you have much more time to get things done.
>>6175967
Post?
Jeez, there's no need ot be so rude, just say you changed your mind
>>6175990
I'll show you the power of the Moriy-
>>6175990
Hm. An anticlimactic ending. Congratulations to him, and thank you for hosting, I suppose.
>>6175937
I'm glad you think that.
I think this was a good conversation Secretary, until next time.
>>6175999
Congratulations you overpowered a woman and beat her to death.
Thanks for hosting.
>>6176002
Was funny overrated girl.
>>6175944
>Kumamon begins to droop, and places him palm on his forehead
>exhausted, but not defeated, Kumamon turns and hops away with a renewed bounce in his step, off to regroup with his campaign managers in the hopes that with their help, he may devise a plan to garner more attention to his beautiful home prefecture of Kumamoto from the residents of HG
>>6176009
Thanks for hosting
>>6175976
They're all wonderful.
Hm? Certainly, I do! She's...eccentric, certainly, but I think we get along well. Why?
>>6175999
A shame, I was rooting for her. Congratulations, sir! And thank you for this bout, young one.
>>6176009
Thanks for hosting.
>>6175999
Congratulations Dandy..
Thank you very much for hosting.. I'm glad I didn't have space in the game, it would have been a wasted one..
>>6176024
Faggot.
>>6176009
Thank you for hosting, she almost cheated again but you were here to put an end to it
>>6175999
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>6176009
Thanks for hosting
>>6176009
Thanks for hosting! (´・ω・`)
>>6176009
Thanks for the oppertunity!
>>6176017
I was so close, what's so funny about that?
>>6176019
Awww, that does look pretty cute
And that is all, now if you'll excuse me, I'll be under the water, trying to be "creative"
>>6176023
After I started to actually get to know her, she really left an impression on me for some reason, so I started working on a gift for her child whenever she had it. I finished it a few days back, but I haven't seen her since our meeting. Anyway, I'll catch you later.
>>6176046
I actually did mean to quote Ocelot.
Are you a mind reader?
>>6176070
Yeah. Just cleaning up after you.
>>6176070
>>6176046
C'est celui qui dit qui est
>>6176082
hon hon hon
>>6176086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBXNXeyq18
That shit was dank.
>>6176082
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>6176105
Luv u bb
>>6176082
Avez-vous des rapports sexuels avec des hommes?
>>6176093
>Actually I'm from the South so it would sound like han han han
>>6176105
I'm not a literally who
>>6176110
Pas actuellement
>>6176058
Well, she has been staying at home.... By all means, farewell.
>>6176116
>Pas actuellement
>>6176116
Who the fuck are you?
>>6176086
Right denied...
>>6176116
>I'm not a literally who
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you?
>>6176125
>>6176086
I'm sure you'll get the money but just for beating a woman to death to win doesn't give you rights to mate.
>>6176123
It could mean anything and nothing at the same time so you'll never know
>>6176124
>>6176132
You know who I am, you just said my name ealier!
>when you cant decide who to play as for the day
>>6176143
Literally who?
>>6176143
Faggot?
>>6176143
It clearly means you had sex with men before.
>>6176124
He's the fancy spinning revolver man who named himself after a member of the wild feline species know as "Ocelots".
>>6176099
>That whole episode was fun.
>mfw TOHN JRAVOLTA
>>6176125
But I just won the game! That means I'm the greatest right? I'm not the supreme ruler of this planet.
>>6176136
I didn't beat any woman! She just fainted upon witnessing how cool I am.
>Points at >>6176047
See? She's totally fine.
>>6176136
>Oh yeah, I found a couple
>>6176157
It just means I'm not currently having sex with men but it doesn't mean I had.
>>6176148
No it's Ocelot, take example on this man >>6176167, he knows me very well
>>6176149
N-no
>>6176179
Whatever you say now. She could be fine now but it doesn't mean you didn't beat her and hide the bruises.
>>6176180
>tybby
>>6176179
eheheh..... please don't remind me of it, I'm already ashamed of losing
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>6176203
That's the only thing I've called you though, and you claimed I said your name. So your faggot.
>>6176203
No it doesn't mean that, the implication is here. Choose better words next time.
>>6176136
>>6176205
>I've been using tumblr lately because of this Kaito thing, so that's where these are from.
>>6176179
If winning a game meant that then... What would Eggman-Kun be..? Truly a frightening thought...
>>6176203
Gato?
>>6176225
Adachi and Rika
>>6176225
Len and Sanae
>>6176205
>
>>6176226
I was mainly talking to Adachi, you're this guy in the street who thinks I wave at you when I actually wave to the person behind you
>>6176235
My words are correct and were intended to put this implication on your mind so we can have that argument. It's all part of the plan
>>6176243
N-no..
>>6176244
I am fine with that.
>>6176241
>I found a good majority from tumblr, don't have to read anything to snag picks
>>6176225
Donald x Hilary
>>6176205
>Last one, I'll find more later bby.
>>6176261
I want someone to take you up on the condom offer already
>>6176244
Shipping?
Are you 14 or something?
>>6176225
aikawa and yuno
>>6176259
Pussy?
>>6176261
>>6176277
I'll fuck his ass if I can wear a condom.
>>6176259
>All according to keikaku
>I meant I didn't had sex with men
>But I meant it because it was to confuse you I was only pretending to be retarded
What's the next step of your master plan, geinus ?
>>6176271
>>6176295
Crashing this plane, with no survivors
>>6176290
Close
>>6176295
To make you write this line so I can say this punchline
>>6176300
And also this
>>6176285
t. aikawa
>>6176307
I just can't seem to figure out your name.
>>6176290
>>6176277
I don't want you to cheat your cabbage Dacchan
>>6176219
It's totally fine baby, I'm a galaxy-wide alien hunter. Don't feel bad for losing against the best of the best.
>wink
>>6176205
What kind of crazy criminal you think I am? If there's a weapon I've gotta use against woman is names CHARISMA.
>>6176241
...What the hell is an Eggman-Coon?
>>6176326
Cabbage and I broke up a long time ago.
>>6176326
Just let it happen
>>6176268
>The only real cancer stuff is head cannon, the one's that make Kaito a transexual and Haku a lesbian with a sex change.
>>6176339
Eggman-kun is the god of poon
>>6176339
I guess I have a lot of training to do, if that's the case
>>6176350
>True, and none of the more recent one's are actually included normally. like V4, VY2, or Vy2v3
>>6176350
>Transexual
>>6176339
That original line didn't sound not incriminating in the slightest.
>>6176363
Nah, you don't want to become an Alien Hunter. Have you seen yourself in the mirror? It'd be a damn shame if that body of yours ends inside a giant worm's stomach.
>>6176355
Sorry buddy but I'm not the kind of guy who joins religious cults while visiting planets.
>>6176390
What crime are we exactly talking about here? Being handsome and amazing? Guilty as charged, baby.
>>6176418
Mating with all the women.
>>6176339
.. Oh, you don't know very much.. Hes has like.. Probably 110 now, wins..
>>6176374
>It's not that bad though, you'll probably see some on your ava eventually, it hurts but then you realize there's just something wrong with the other person.
>>6176380
>Trust me, there are more and I'm just trying to forget them, there's one with Haku having down syndrome or something, it's just.. fucking stupid.
>>6176425
It isn't a crime if they want it. Unless harems are illegal here then you got nothing on me, kid.
>>6176418
I have hunted my fair share of monsters as well!
It shouldn't be that hard, but I guess the only thing holding me back is... not having a spaceship
>>6176453
>
>>6176425
>Gropes
>>6176453
Dojima's wife has a better chance of rising from the grave.
>>6176444
>All Flower has going is went from long hair to short little androgynous creature
>>6176447
It's a crime if their underage.
>>6176474
Want to stop that? It hurts more than anything.
>>6176475
Well, fuck.
>>6176498
So buddy, how about it?
>>6176444
What? Naaaah you're joking. How can a doll win 110 of these games? That's stupid. But I guess that comes with worshiping idols.
>>6176451
Sounds like a predicament. But don't worry!
>POSE
I happen to own the only spaceship around. Wanna register some rare aliens?
>>6176493
...Alright I gotta agree with you in that. Dandy only accepts girls over 18 into his glorios harem!
>>6176493
No.
>Kissu
>Gropeu
>>6176518
Well, fuck.
>>6176519
Free for 17 years.
>>6176520
>Moves head out of the way
It's like a wash board.
>Points at the drunk silver hair woman
Go grope her instead.
>>6176535
I'll take that as a yes.
>>6176552
wnna fug?
>>6176550
Uh...how come?
>Dandy.
>>6176581
Why not?
>>6176550
I like flats more.
>Huggu