HG THREAD: NEARD CUP EDITION
We're finally going to have that game from Charlotte.
Give me 47 tributes, using Rome code, 3 tribute per person limit please.
Jeff Gordon
Megu
Temmie
Papa Emeritus
Slade
>>6160916
Ryan Braun
The Captain
Kazugetacus
>>6160916
Ayumu Kasuga
Capra Demon
Prof. Zoom
Frog waifu
Goryucus
Kuromaru
>>6160916
CIA Man
Turkey
Laura Bodewig
>Ancient Rome, right?
Pirate King Blackbeard
>>6160916
Father Chapman
>>6160916
Awoo
Miguel
Firebrand
Ed with a fucking gun
Bo3 dildo
>>6160916
RINOA
Storyshift Asriel
Irori Mimasaka
Firebrand Water scale
Frederick
Hitler
>>6160916
Fluttershy
Gaz
Thrawn
Kagamine Len
Banana Joe
Nemesis
Muffet
Sorona
D. Va
Saito Hiraga
>>6160916
Sombra
Doctor Stephen Vincent Strange
John Drake
Luffy
>>6160916
Tyrone
Ebola-chan
A E S T H E T I C S
Ibn al-Khattab
>>6160916
Fighter
Thess Enate
The Imperator
>>6161111
>Palpatine gets quads
>Its time for the order 66
>>6161111
Nice quads. Try not to be too late next time.
Any swaps? Or are we ready to go?
>>6161111
Order 66
>>6161159
just let me kick Capra's ass
>>6161159
Time to actually get some points!
>>6161159
Swap father chapman with gretchen if it shows up
>>6161159
Now is the time.
Onward.
>>6161159
ehh, looks good
start it
>>6161219
hey look it's the crimson autist
>>6161210
Hold up. Gretchen? Are we talking Gretchen from /b/? He's back?
>>6161230
whoops. forgot pic
>>6161233
Yeah, Gretchen came back recently.
>>6161233
Yeah, Gretchen from /b/ is back.
>>6161253
Oh shit! Good to hear
>>6161159
Nice for me
Lets roll!!
>>6161259
Yeah hes back
Why helo ebri1, it is I, Gretchen.
>Also, Gretchen
>>6161233
Yea.
>>6161277
Welcome back, Gretchen!
>>6161277
YOU'RE BACK
Swaps have been made, and we're off!
Gretchen will win this for the glory of the Roman Empire and Julius Caesar!
Ave Caesar!
>>6161306
nice, i Storyshifted his face into an unrecognizable mess
>>6161306
as long as someone kills the crimson autist I will be happy
>>6161306
This is just -
what the fuck man
>>6161306
>CIA thinks Muffet is a funny guy
>Guy
Like Poetry
>>6161306
Broken nose wont stop me!
>>6161322
All hail the new king of pirates! kek
>>6161331
Well, dearie, I'm definitely not a guy, ahuhuhu~!
>>6161340
NOO! Blackbeard is still king
DAY 1
Papa is an unliked man
Some tributes are preparing for Thanksgiving
>>6161329
kek
>>6161351
>chasing Gretchen, the future empress
Pretty ballsy move, Neard.
>>6161351
there ain't no Tem Flakes in Ancient Rome
>>6161351
B-but I am not a girl !
>>6161351
VAPORWAVE IS DEAD
[spoiler]LONG LIVE VAPORWAVE[/spoiler]
>>6161351
>Looks like everyone killed a flightless loser and a turkey for thanksgiving
>>6161379
There's only room for 1 Emperor.
>>6161415
And it's Gretchen.
>>6161351
Oh boys, actually you love hate me...
NIGHT 1
FBI VS CIA CONFIRMED
Luffy does what he does best
>>6161379
You sure? I didn't think it was too bad of a move.
>>6161396
Oops, sorry. I can never tell with some of those anime characters.
>>6161454
Well that was fast
>>6161454
FBI won because of Gretchen.
>>6161454
oh now that's just not right
>>6161454
FBI>CIA
>>6161454
>Kinky sex with Fluttershy
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
>>6161454
Wow, that event was made for me!
>>6161498
Never gets old.
>>6161454
It happened to me all the time, don't worry about it.
>>6161508
Amen to that
>>6161498
STOP HURTING ME
DAY 2
Rinoa strikes again
Tem loses it again
>>6161528
YEAH YOU BET YOUR ASS I'VE LOST IT COMPLETELY
>>6161528
One of us has to die. And it'll be you.
Come back here !
>>6161491
I thought that was what you wanted...
I'm so sorry....
>>6161454
tem what the fuck
you said you dropped being a ponyfag years ago
>>6161528
o-oh my
>>6161528
Wow Tem is fucking damaged this game
>>6161516
u love it
>>6161528
BARBARIAN, ME??
I'M THE EMPRESS OF THE WESTERN EMPIRE, HUMAN!!!
>>6161544
>>6161548
>>6161556
i'm in actual physical pain right now
>>6161566
Gretchen is the real empress around these parts.
>>6161579
>of my world, I mean
NIGHT 2
More of our tributes are going insane, it seems like the cool thing to do this game.
>>6161592
and now i get violated
just fucking end me already
>>6161592
Those are tears of joy. Because she knows she's going to win.
>>6161592
>Megu questions her sanity.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>6161592
Really takes the edge off after a homicide.
>>6161601
This is your 'rich history' before you ended up in the vilage
Embrace it
>>6161601
Not until you became a harem slut
>Augustus
>>6161592
One less, now need a tem head in my shelf
DAY 3
Tons of tribute hunting, but not much actual killing.
>>6161620
>>6161626
fuck you all
>>6161640
Well, what a "strange" course of events.
NIGHT 3
Gretchen gets violated
Temmie cries herself to sleep again, continuing her descent into madness
Everyone walks like an Egyptian, its second only to losing you mind in coolness
>>6161653
At least your life will be a brillant tradgedy by Roman choir to come
>>6161640
Bootleg Vegeta finally killed Bootleg Goku. Didnt think you had it in you, Kaz
>>6161653
Pretty soon you will be my slave and we will see who will have the last laugh
>>6161640
>>6161690
>runs away in tears
>cries herself to sleep
im laffin
hi welcome to the "Temmie's life sucks" edition of the Neard Cup
>>6161700
>Slaves
I thought you took no prisoners.
>>6161696
At least i didn't get crippled by a little girl (>>6161690)
>>6161690
That wasn't an apeeling way to joe
>>6161721
That is the start
Then murder
DAY 4
Temmie has begun chanting fanatically, truly new lows.
This thread is a salt mine now
>>6161725
Fear me mortal
>>6161724
Dude, you got killed by a TACO once. Your whole HG career is as low as Temmie's run on this one game!
>>6161738
Oh my... That looks painful.
Please, let me try and fix that for you.
NIGHT 4
Tem finally has something go right, managing to avoid rape.
Kazugeta gets sick of Luffy's burns.
Neard tempts the gods
>>6161781
i've had enoug-
jesus christ Asriel
>>6161781
Ha! Here's your taco, bitch! Eat shit, rubber boy!
>>6161781
>Looks like everyone killed a flightless loser
Oh the sweet irony!!
>>6161781
RIP Joe, he killed Fred with his powerful yellow flesh
>>6161798
Whatever Kaz. You needed a team, bitch ass!
DAY 5
Kazugeta kills a pony
Gretchen x Hitler
>>6161838
Oh, well that hurt.
>>6161838
TO THE GLUE FACTORY
>>6161838
Slade, that's illegal, he's a child
NIGHT 5
Firebrand learns what the worst consequence for rape is.
Temmie is thinking about winning, she has definitely lost it.
>>6161887
it was too good to be true
>>6161887
i deserve it at this rate
DAY 6
Jeff Gordon gives 0 fucks
Temmie tries to go fishing
>>6161936
Dammit
NIGHT 6
Temmie is spared, her suffering may continue.
>>6161936
>D.Va's genitals
I guess she doesn't have the balls to do that again
>>6161971
Good job, Neard!
>>6161971
shit
>>6161997
Game stop, i don't want boners
>>6161971
>>6161997
"WELCOME TO MY SPECIAL HELL" - Lemon Bread, True Lab
>i am such a fucking fanboy...
>>6161997
>black Laura or gay pride keyboard
it was a hard choice desu
DAY 7
Tem's suffering is over.
>>6161991
Hey, I do it once a game. Seems it was time for it.
>>6162055
Oh, of all the ways to go out after being tortured this game.
What a tame death.
>>6162055
there is a god
>>6162055
Well at least you host Nuclear Crew games. The spigget has been rather dry.
Also shit, the only two people to surpass Kaz is dead
>>6162092
and his name JOHN CENA
NIGHT 7
Gordon kills a cheater
D. Va drinks to forget her recent experience
>>6162104
actually, no, it's the God of Hyperdeath
>F A N B O Y
>>6162122
FUCKING PLEB
Chuck Norris masterace
>>6162122
Plebian Heretic
THE FEAST
Really fucking boring
>>6162160
Gotta go
Thanks in advance for hosting.
>>6162197
Alright, thanks for stopping by.
DAY 8
Fittingly, we are down to our final 8
Hitler takes a dip in the canal
>>6162197
No problem! Thanks for playing! Cya.
>>6162160
Damn, I feel bad now
- Luffy
NIGHT 8
Nothing
>>6162298
Hm, What a view.
>>6162313
>what a view
>left blinded in the previous day
m8
DAY 9
D.va learns you can never leave Rome
NIGHT 9
Gretchen brings us down to 6.
>>6162372
DAY 10
Ed is a sneaky guy
>>6162400
ah-
Skipping all boring days after this one
NIGHT 11
Down to 3 tributes, OP's dreams are dead
DAY 12
We have our winner!
Congratulations Thrawn! I will have your wincard ready soon!
FINAL STATS AND STANDINGS
Thanks for playing everyone!
Excuse me when will be the Team Battle?