/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Jewish Booty Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Snow Bored and Funny Business Available on French iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/fr/tv-season/drole-daffaire-jour-de-neige/id1158025249?i=1163885888&l=en
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Upcoming Episodes:
Funny Business (Airdate: November 7)
>Lincoln begins to hog the spotlight when he becomes Luan's clown assistant.
Clip [French Dub | English Subs]: https://a.pomf.cat/mqvqck.mp4
Stream [Hebrew]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQE7lzjiLU [Embed]
Snow Bored (Airdate: November 8)
>The Loud kids set out to show Lisa what is "fun" about a snow day.
Stream [Hebrew]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AwacPy0EsU [Embed]
Intern for the Worse (Season 2 - Airdate: November 9)
>When Lincoln and Clyde both get an internship at Flip's, they compete to win the title of manager.
The Old and the Restless (Season 2 - Airdate: November 10)
>After seeing how tame Pop Pop has gotten in his advanced age, Lincoln takes him out for a day to remember.
Eleven Louds a Leaping (Parts 1 and 2) (Season 2 - Airdate: November 25th)
>Lincoln and Clyde try to retrieve a sled after it ends up in their neighbor's yard.
What just happened?
why was the thread deleted
Why are there two threads with no replies?
can you give us r34 of linka loud?
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>6131236
hat happened to the other ones? wtf
I just woke up and the land was smote. Did we go shit post crazy again?
A happy Lincoln is a cute Lincoln!
gayfags btfo
>>6131280
Yes, we did. Is there a problem?
What happened to the other thread?
dang it
the last thread was so good
Why did best girl have to be taken by worst guy?
Other thread for now guys
>>6131237
does anyone have genuine genderbent lincoln porn?
A happy Luan is a cute Luan!
>>6131341
This thread was here first, tho
>>6131338
Maybe because Clyde deserves to be happy too.
>>6131387
Why you do not delete it?
>>6131448
because fuck you faggot it was here first.
>>6131436
But what about MY happiness?
>>6131448
Because he's a 13yo kike.
my temporary thread was first.
i made it a few seconds before they did.
>>6128995
>>6131907
Niceu!
>>6131638
>>6131957
thanku
>>6131907
i am cum
>>6131236
Remember not to bully the Mexiloli.
What if The Loud House aired on The Hub?
>>6136260
It wouldn't exist
>>6136260
What if TLH aired on Adult Swim or FX?
>>6136188
Don't do it!
What if TLH aired on Disney XD?
>>6136398
>Esos shorts de puta
More Lola in a leotard when?
Lily's birth discuss.
What if Luna made a terrible stay at home mom for your ever expanding brood of children because she sucked at cooking and cleaning, but she tried her best?
>>6136398
Ugh, i hate the way jcm draws noses.
>>6136188
>>6136398
Ronnie Anne is exclusively for bullying! Don't be afraid to hold anything back.
>>6136440
I mean after the first 3 kids i'd probably get a vasectomy cause I'd wanna keep rawdoggin' it.
>>6136144
last thread is almost dead, ill be delivering here
>>6136533
noice
>>6136533
excellent work man, thank you
Someone draw one of the Louds doing this.
So how exactly is Flip Jewish?
>>6136447
But only in a sexual way.
>>6136440
I'd still love her and help her around the best I could
>>6136611
I think Boybox did one with Lincoln
>>6136611
no u
>>6136640
Luna looks older than she should be. Remember she's suppose to be older than Lincoln by just four years.
>>6136627
Big nose, scammer.
>>6136633
Only Lincoln is allowed to bully her in that manner!
Well, after 108 years, the Cubs finally did it. I guess my grandpa can die in peace, now.
Post sport-sister in honor of the Cubs.
>>6136764
best sport sister for best sport, cmon tlhg, lets celebrate
>>6136611
>>6136650
What the fuck does this even mean?
>>6136815
some schoolyard game
Post pics only oldfags remember
>>6136815
did you not go to middleschool? how old are you
>>6136764
Is baseball even a sport?
>>6136819
Jarate!
>>6136829
>>6136815
It's called the circle game nerd
>tfw you're stuck playing your sister's hand-me-down Game Boy
If the drawfag is still around, requesting Lisa tipping her fedora.
>>6136881
you make that seem like its a bad thing
Ultra here, Going Away Present update
http://pastebin.com/500ZfCSp
New shit starting from line 97
>>6136841
I was an complete loser in middle school, just like I am now.
>>6136833
I've seen another image like this, but with Luan. Did this guy do one's for the other sisters as well?
>>6136928
so was i and i knew about this shit, you cant pull the loser card here
Fucking hell, im finally back from the ER. Of course Yanderemom threw a fucking tantrum there and made a huge scene and pissed off literally everyone she came in contact with, leaving me to do damage control, then yelling at me for doing said damage control.
And I still have to watch over her all night to make sure her stupid ass doesn't stop breathing because she got a morphine shot AND took two doses of meds. After that, I need to wake up at like 8:30 and schedule her for a follow up appointment at the doctors to make sure that she didn't permanently fuck her eyes.
Guess I'm not getting any sleep tonight. Fun.
What if Lynn asked you to be her spotter?
>>6136953
Well fuck man, what if people around me just didn't play that shit?
>>6136989
Your mom needs some help
>>6136992
Spotter? But she's right THERE!
>>6136992
>Y-you too
>>6136992
I'm okay at spotting, but calling for wind is still pretty tricky at times.
>>6136174
>>6137019
I remember bustin a nut to that girl years ago
>>6137000
how, unless it was the early 90's or after 2010, how did either a bully or a friend not try to pull the fucking circle game off. hey if you missed that shit good for you, maybe you were better off then the rest of us
>>6136992
I'd wear the tightest shorts ever and accidentally put my dick on her forehead as much as I can
>>6136829
>>6137056
>>6137000
My memory on it is a little fuzzy but from what I can recall you make a circle with your fingers near your crotch and try to get people to look at it. Silly schoolyard nonsense and an excuse to call others gay.
REAL ASS HOURS START NOW
>>6137029
its the shorts
what if Luna was in heat and demanded you put a baby in her?
>>6137090
You'd also get to punch the guy in the shoulder if they looked.
Good night /tlhg/
tomorrow's gonna be great
>>6137110
what kinda man would i be if i refused, like savino teaches us, we must spread our seed
>>6137055
You mean "accidentally". And I would too.
Jesus Christ
>>6137125
Tomorrow, the day after that, or the next week. It'd all be the same.
Sweet dreams, if you can have any
>>6137136
He only does it to trick trolls you dork!
>>6137007
I agree. And no one helps her but me. She's on so many fucking meds that as soon as she tries to get medical help, doctors see her list of pills and say "WOOOOW YOU'RE ON TOO MANY PILLS LET'S GET YOU OFF MOST OF THEM ALL AT ONCE AND CUT YOUR DOSE ON THE REMAINING PILLS!"
And they're a bunch of fucking idiots because these pills barely do shit for her and cutting her off only makes her go batshit.
>>6137182
Sorry you have such an extreme case. Couple months back I had to deal with depression from my step-mother when they couldn't afford her anti-depressants.
Just that was a fucking nightmare due to every little thing pissing her off and getting to hear all the shit she hates about me and my bro come out in the open.
This month she finally seems stable, actually cooking again too.
Not comparing or anything, frankly that sounds like hell.
how do I get my Lynn to stop humping my leg?
>>6137136
That was posted last week.
>>6137253
throw her a lincoln bone
Mr. Hirostein, why did you claim that 4chan costs over $90,000 per month in server costs, when in actuality it costs no more than $10,412.50?
>>6137305
oh, ah sorry I no speaky da engrish very good
pls donate directly to me ;)
credit card only.
>>6137191
>i guess on linclon side you could expand on the ralationship with ronnie, maybe have some classmates tease them and stuff and them not knowing how to deal with it
Makes sense. After all it'll probably be a big shock those who know about their prior relationship. Good idea!
>maybe have clyde cuck him too huehuehuehuehue
Haha, you kidder... Stop it!
>>6136389
Then Loudcest would be canon.
>>6137305
*meme english text*
>>6137305
>5080x3848
>776KB
just how?
>>6136829
>>6137376
current version when?
>>6137331
i feel honored you replyed to me, real talk tough, are you guys planning to include clyde on the history, maybe the helping guy who helps him deal with the teasing and bullying since you know, he has two dads and hes black.
also maybe on lori side make her seem al stressed over his new position, like taking hards decisions about some employe whso also going through bad times, or her feeling angry beause the new job is not giving her enough time to spend with lincoln, or the stress its making her get sick more often, i know that happens, my dad started to have alot of heart problems when he got promoted to section chief, hes better now thank god
>>6137376
That's one hell of a time capsule
>>6136829
I don't think I ever got to thank the Anon who did this for me either...
Reminder that Ronnie Anne being a beaner makes her lower in attractiveness than White women like Christina.
>>6136829
I remember when Enclave first drew this.
>>6137407
>Christina
Who?
>>6137398
What would you suggest be changed? Just certain parts or the whole thing?
>>6136829
pussyinmotion.gif
When we had to go through a separate link to see it cause we were on /co/. That shit was great!
>>6137416
wasnt that when jumpjump first started his comic?
>>6137398
NEVER
EVER
But honestly, what would be changed in the picture? Anyone have any ideas?
What if Lynn started selling her bottled urine as an energy drink because of how rich in electrolytes it is and you found out the truth?
one last request for today
>>6137458
Boy Lynn show girl Lynn his abs
>>6137445
So I've been drinking air since she doesn't exist in real life?
>>6137458
This with anon as scout and any loud sister as Miss Pauling
>>6137401
>i feel honored you replyed to me
You flatter me, anon.
As for both of your suggestions, I like them, specifically the one regarding Clyde and helping Lincoln deal with any bullying issues.
Wrightfag and I have talked a lot about things to come, and I feel like you'll like the direction we'll head with everything. That's all I'll say.
>>6137458
Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan like in pic
>>6136918
good update, man. are you gonna do a fic about linc leaving home after you get through all the older sisters, or are you gonna end the series after lynn's?
>>6137458
Carol hugging Lincoln from behind please!
>>6137499
I second this. Also why is Lazy Town posting been getting popular again recently?
>>6137554
apparently its a new meme, get with the times buddy
>>6137554
He is number 1.
>>6137566
I know it's a meme. but why? It's not cuz of that one rip Siivagunner did is it?
>>6137498
its nice to help the content creators, just one question, is the next upadte coming soon or will we have to endure another hiatus, is there like a schedule you and wrightfag follow or is it more " we update when we think the content is good enough"?
>>6137581
i dont think so, can you truly explain and understand why a meme is a meme, its all autistic in the end
>>6137234
>Just that was a fucking nightmare due to every little thing pissing her off and getting to hear all the shit she hates about me and my bro come out in the open.
Right? I mean shit, just the other day she was listing off all the reasons why I should kill myself, simply because she was in a pissy mood. You try so fucking hard to help them and you never get any thanks.
>>6137592
Ah that is true. Meme magic is beyond the understanding of mere mortals.
>>6137587
We (or to be more specific, I) don't have a set schedule. I apologize for the inconvenience. Is it more about the wait being longer or the inconsistent time between updates? If it's the latter, I think it's safe to say we try to go by the mentality of "at least weekly." That said, we have a lot of projects ourselves, so things could change, but we'll at least try to keep people informed if there's a particularly long gap in content.
>>6136401
It would get cancelled before Season 2 aired while Star Vs gets renewed prematurely for Season 4 and 5
>>6136401
>XD
Stop posting.
>>6137658
Disney XD is a thing. Its like the difference between Teen Nick Nickelodeon.
>>6137658
>Not knowing what DisneyXD is
Is this a new meme?
>>6137668
Teen Nick AND Nickelodeon. Holy fuck.
>>6137668
>tumblr
Stop posting.
>>6137629
its ok friend, i was just curious hope you guys keep on doing a great job, love ya buh-bye ;^*
>>6137678
Oh I get it! Yeah okay buddy whatever you say.
What's up with this cartoon that makes so many adults around here like it?
>>6137678
desu man that kinda hurt my feelings
do you think The Loud House would ever become a netflix exclusive?
>>6137684
this happens with all cartoons. and its because they are all manchildren.
>>6137684
Lincoln. He's a cutie
>>6137684
Jail bait
>Disney XD
They're waiting
>>6137684
The Loud Family, characters who pop up like Hugh, and Background QTs are all attractive or cute. I'm serious. With all the shows on CN and Nick with wacky animal characters or STRAANGE humans or aliens or the Niggers and hambeasts in SU it's dandy to find a hit show with characters who don't look like tumblr brand Niggers.
>>6136401
>>6137668
>>6137673
>>6137717
>XD
Neck yourselves.
What if Luan sent you her nudes and spoofed sexually explicit chatlogs with your username and sent those to the FBI.
imagine your face when they show up at your door
>>6137755
good as time to meet them as any
>>6137697
Hey HG Nigger.
>>6137756
this to be quite honest family
so tired of cartoons with women who look like toothpaste tubes or hamplanets, """""men""""" who look like hipsters/numales, etc.
this show is like the white conservative nuclear family as opposed to nigger welfare gibmedat families
>>6137493
>>6137797
Hey "neighbor".
>>6137807
fucking perfect haha
>>6137807
good job man.
>>6137807
haha thanks
>>6137807
Excellent
>>6137839
Have you seen real children
They only range from somwhat cute to completely disgusting.
>>6137859
>somwhat cute to completely disgusting
Do you even pedophile faggot?
>>6137859
Would say the same about this show desu
>>6137695
No but I hope it gets on Netflix one day. Of course, Nickelodeon is pretty ass when it comes to that. I still miss watching ATLA on there.
>>6137695
Nick has a thing with Hulu, so no
>>6137921
>>6137839
Humans are drawn to young and pretty mates. "Children" (I'm talking 12 and up) do certainly attract "adults" (21 and up). And that's not abnormal.
Fuck you Frankie Green
>>6136401
>>>reddit///
>>6137921
Good to know!
>>6137806
How is the Loud Household not a white nigger gibsmedat family
>>6137895
But they aren't SU characters.
>>6137883
Pedophiles will find themselves attracted to the most hideous little girls. That's why it's a paraphilia and not a legitimate sexual orientation
>>6137926
Oh, never knew that. I'll probably get Hulu anyways. Bar some original series and documentaries I really don't have much use for Netflix.
>>6137941
dont call me that
>>6137951
It's Jew Gold.
>>6137618
What would Loki do if he thought Loni was seeing Bobbi behind his back like Lori and Leni in the first dream episode?
>>6137951
the father figure is still around
both parents are employed
each kid has their own bed instead of all 11 of them sleeping in the same one
>>6137959
>Pedophiles will find themselves attracted to the most hideous little girls.
Also called a Black or Beaner girl.
>>6137982
never watched this show but it does have some good music.
>>6137951
>Jews turning us into pedophiles and white trash in one show
Sneaky merchants.
>>6137988
thats because most actual pedophiles online tend to be hispanic, filipino, or muslim
>>6137980
Leni is a princess.
>>6137807
kek
>>6137305
Well that's just quackin crazy
>tfw you will never be Lynn's son
>>6138013
>tfw you will never drink Lynn's breast milk, which is a blend of gatorade and a whey protein shake
>>6137998
>white trash
>Dentist Mother which makes her a degree holder in a white collar job
>Office Worker father
>Hang around in the Michigan suburbs
They're not lower than Lower Middle Class.
>>6137962
I didnt think much of "nutting" when I thought draw"friend" was some lad, but this old ass nigga jerking off to fanfics of child cartoon characters is creepy.
>>6137980
>implying a middle class home can have 11 kids and not be on food stamps
>>6138034
What if they are Mormons?
>>6138023
>Lower Middle Class
>11 kids
Nu-white trash
>>6138024
How old did you think he was? Actually how old do you think most people here are? I assumed it was mostly people in there late teens and young twenties.
Good morning!
post pure louds
>>6138080
Good night.
>>6138090
She's the only one.
>that episode where Lincoln awoke the inner woman in Ronnie Anne
How can two beings be so perfect for each other? It's inconceivable.
>>6138063
I just assumed everyone was in their twenties and late teens
>>6138111
this
Lori: more like whori
Leni: mentally challenged fucy
Luna: sucked Mick Swagger ass off on stage and even lost an eyelash because of that
Lynn: locker room whore
Lucy: literally wants to fuck a vampire
Lola: every wonderful how she wins so many pageants?
Lana: pretty sure she's fucked an actual pig
Lisa: Hugh
Lily: need I say more?
>>6138129
With the occasional wizard
>>6138054
Tell us all about the white trash with degrees for jobs like dentistry.
>>6138090
None cuz they all sluts
>>6138131
>implying Luan doesn't give clownjobs when she does parties
>>6138063
late teens and young twenties, bar the NEET leniautist. Expected drawfriend specifically to be in his early twenties, either an art student or a recent graduate with him talking about wanting to work on the show
>>6138140
How do you know she isnt just a dental assistant?
>>6138151
Well how old is he? He can't be that much older than the average poster here.
If the Louds are on foodstamps/EBT Why did Rita had Lincoln $200 in cash to go shopping? if you live in some third-world shit hole or are just poor, money is green in the United States.
>>6138145
No, Luan is a classy girl.
Morning wonderful people
>>6138189
As irresponsible with money as with not getting too many children?
>>6138158
http://www1.salary.com/MI/Royal-Oak/dental-hygienist-salary.html
Not too shabby a salary range.
>>6138239
Honestly Ive never seen one that wasnt a spic or black working for a jew.
>>6138218
She had a pretty strict budget that didn't even allow him to get extra cereal
>>6138281
Maybe they just save all money for crack?
>>6138038
Yeah... In RL the Louds would be Mormons, with all that implies.
Though thankfully Lincoln is the only guy so he won't end up as a lost boy. Or is he so emasculated he will be excommunicated anyway despite being the only son in the family?.. Hmm, something to ponder.
What if Luna invited you over for Thanksgiving but you had to sit next to Clyde?
What would each Loud sister do in case they met a molester?
>>6138335
Who's sitting on the other side?
>>6138338
I'd say at least half would get molestered.
>>6138140
Man, these days a bachelor really doesn't mean anything since literally everyone has one. Even Jamal and Pako.
>>6138341
Luna of course, papa loud will be directly across from you
>>6138335
why the fuck is clyde there and not with his family?
>>6138281
>>6138218
>>6138189
The Loud's socieconomic situation is iffy to tell since the lots require different versions. You can have Lynn Sr. throw in his work bonus just to teach his kids a lesson in one episode to Lincoln apparently taking his showing of status from getting to ride a limo to his head so hard he insults his sisters.
My guess is that the Louds are your White Collar, Yankee, Middle Class family. Pocket money from work is largely kept away from the kids for filling the fridge, letting them indulge, etc., unless they do a good job at a task or some other way to get some happens.
>>6138358
Why is Clyde at the adult table!?
>>6138378
because Clyde gets shoehorned into everything
>>6138338
>Lori would get screwed, then brutally murdered afterwards. Bobby would get arrested and thrown in the gas chamber. Ronnie would get fired out the cannon across the border by the Indomitable Trump and will spend the rest of her life working in a Taco Truck with creepy cousin Mencia who REALLY likes her and second cousin Marco, who also got deported.
>Leni would just get drugged.
>Luna would become a Tumblr SJW, though one who actually has a reason for being a basketcase.
>Lynn would try to black out the memory, but would have a massive mental breakdown as she got older. Eventually she'd just learn to accept that what happened was fucked up, but the best she can do is move on.
>Take a look at Michael Jackson's insanity for a accurate portrayal of Lincoln's eventual fate.
>Lucy would go nuts and kill herself. Either that or star worshiping the ruinous powers, eventually corrupting Donald Trump Jr. and helping start the Junior heresy in which half the Primarchs turn on the God Emperor.
The others are young enough they'd just black it out and forget about it.
>>6138275
Lots of white ladies where I'm at work as dental hygienists. Maybe it's a generational thing, as younger doctors have more nonwhite dental hygienist and assistant candidates to choose from.
Fun fact: Singer Diahann Carrol played the first black professional (a nurse) to star in her own weekly TV series, "Julia", on US television. She worked for a older white male doctor.
>>6138393
You forgot Luan.
>>6138404
Serial killer shit.
>>6138324
>>6138038
I can tell you right now that they wouldn't be mormons. And this is coming from a guy who spent like 3/4ths of his life living in Utah.
Mormons are a special breed of fucked up, and not because they're rumored polygamists and shit. Literally everything they do is one massive pissing contest with the people around them. The entire religion is built around bullshit like every other one of them is, but the only people who follow it do it because they crave attention.
Kid broke his leg? Well your mormon neighbor adopted a kid who doesn't have a leg.
Fell down the stairs on your way to work? Well your mormon neighbor was in a car crash.
Got diagnosed with cancer? Your mormon neighbor did, too. Along with three of their kids.
Wife's pregnant with your first kid? Mormon neighbor just found out she's pregnant, too. With triplets.
Got promoted at work? Your mormon neighbor's your new boss.
Oldest kid just won an award? Mormon neighbor's kid did too, except he won seven, all better than your kids.
I shit you not, living next to them is the most infuriating thing that'll ever happen to you. They always have to make it about them, no matter what. Doesn't matter if you're having a good or bad day, theirs is always better or worse than yours. Anything you say, they'll top. They crave attention and will do just about anything to get it. And it's the way they do it that's the worst. They have to do it in a totally non threatening passive aggressive manner. You won't even know that they're manipulating it to be about them before it's too late. Image is everything to these fucks. They have to be perfect to show up everyone else. And if they have a bad seed? They fucking abandon it. And turn it in to a sob story like it's not their fault. Kid comes out as gay in the family or something similar? They make the kid into a monster that left the family no choice but to abandon them because they refuse help.
All the loud kids would be disowned as mormons.
>>6137684
I started watching for the waifus, but I kept watching because it was comfy and sometimes relatable.
>>6138416
The fuck?
>Kid comes out as gay in the family or something similar? They make the kid into a monster that left the family no choice but to abandon them because they refuse help.
Well, the Louds haven't gotten rid of Lincoln YET but he hasn't even reached puberty yet... Then again, he DOES hang out with Clyde.
The Louds are still a obnoxious white trash family rigging some kind of government tax break.
>>6138460
They're a cartoony Yankee Middle Class family. They can have 11 Kids without Big Daddy Government. For cartoons go beyond limits.
>>6137416
I haven't been here in months. Do Cell, Nito, Coop, that caliborn fag, and the rest of that bunch not post here anymore?
>>6138460
All I'm saying is, if the Louds were mormon, they would have disowned all the kids and the parents would give zero shits about any of them except for Lily, Lisa, lola, Leni, and Lincoln. The second any of them turn 18 and are on the shitlist, they're kicked out without a second thought. Parents would immediately turn around and cry over what a fucking heartbreak and tragedy it was and how they tried so hard to make them normal but they couldn't do anything so as soon as they turned 18 they left and never looked back.
Lana?
Tomboy. She's gone.
Lucy?
Not mormon. Gone.
Lynn?
In to boy sports and not female exclusive ones. Also open with her sexual fetishes. Gone.
Luan?
Is a female comedian who does nothing but spew shit puns, ruin the house, and attract unwanted negative attention. Gone.
Luna?
Bisexual and listens to devil music. Gone. However, her pre rock self was the ideal mormon. Pretty and proper, doesn't stand out in any negative way and is pretty much lacking a personality.
Lori?
Dating before marriage several times to non mormon boys and doesn't value her pruity. Gone.
Mormons fucking suck.
The only advantage of hanging out with Mormons is that the kids all go through that weird amish phase except instead of the parents letting them do as they please for a while, they just do it behind the parents back.
Best example would be the mormon teens living next to military bases. The girls will literally suck your cock and let you assfuck them seven ways to sunday if it means you'll score them cheap booze. Mormon girls are massive sluts if you meet them during the right years, otherwise they're extremely paranoid, god fearing children or they've turned in to their parents.
And they really do, too. The moment that phase is over, they turn around and pull the exact same shit their parents did to them all their life to their own kids, and the cycle continues.
Oh and mormons don't do welfare. They use the church. Google tithing and what it's used for.
>>6138530
>Yes goy, white conservative Christians with many children are bad for you
>>6138530
>Luna
>Bisexual
Hmm?
>>6138490
Uh, I don't mean to be one of those guys but in real life most people would despise the Louds. Even if they're not rigging the system, Joe Average and Sam Smith will still suspect they're doing SOMETHING illicit as they keep popping out babies despite going well above and beyond what's sustainable. The local kids probably heavily dislike the Loud children as they're particularly obnoxious, especially fucking Lori who is undoubtedly a massive bitch in HS (and will soon become a sorority slut everyone secretly wretches at in Uni, before becoming the next Mother of all Lies). More than a few would swear that Lincoln and Lynn secretly fuck each other. And then there's the armchair shrinks trying to paint Lucy as a future school shooter at PTA meetings.
Why do we know better? Well, we see things with the Loud's perspectives, even then we're still iffy on some matters (Lynncoln exists after all).
>>6138548
being part of a cult is.
The Book of Mormon is basically Bible fanfiction.
>>6138530
Actually, i'll just link it and explain.
https://www.lds.org/topics/tithing?lang=eng
Basically, all mormons who are of working age are required to donate 1/10th of everything they make each month to the church. The church pockets the majority of the money and passes it around to fund those in positions of power in the church. They then take a fraction of the free money thrown at them and use it to build churches and shit and send, but not support, their missionaries. And then they also use it to help members of the church who are "poor" or "in need of assistance" by paying their housing costs, any sort of bills, etc. And if they need food, they send their members to the bishop's storehouse, which is basically where they give you free food but it all sucks super hard. And all the places that make the food are operated by church volunteers for the most part, so they don't have to pay labor costs and can get away with it because religion loopholes.
And there's also this
https://www.lds.org/topics/fasting-and-fast-offerings?lang=eng
Which is another stupid thing that mormons do once a month where the mormons are supposed to only eat one meal a day once per month and then give the church the money they would have spent on the two meals they normally would have eaten. Most mormons just give the church $20 per person in the household.
>>6138551
She called Ms. DiMartino "Smokin'"
An off comment that can be construed as her having an attraction to the same sex. Like how they can have gay dads except can't call them gay.
>>6138530
>Lynn?
>In to boy sports and not female exclusive ones. Also open with her sexual fetishes. Gone.
Just because she dutch ovens her brother which she has massive sexual tension with on a regular basis doesn't mean it's a fetish you weirdo.
>>6138530
>girls will literally suck your cock and let you assfuck them seven ways to sunday if it means you'll score them cheap booze.
Muh Dick is diamonds right now anon!
You have to write a fic about Mormon Loudhouse.
>>6138570
Women who wouldn't fuck women do really compliment other women's looks.
>>6138528
Caliborn and Nito are still around. Coop recently returned. Cell is a mystery, but Lincoln Louder was updated unannounced a few days ago.
>>6138528
I'm still here. I just haven't written an update in a long time because writer's block and depression fucking sucks.
>>6138584
There really isn't much to tell.
Mormon girls in their late teens (~16-18) who live near army bases will look for single, low ranking military dudes and flirt with them. Eventually it leads up to, "If I suck your dick or let you ravish my asshole, will you get me a bunch of tax free booze? But don't stick it in my vagina, because I'm saving it for marriage."
So then you agree and do it, and it turns out that you aren't the only dude they're fucking. They've got a whole list of guys willing to spend money on them in exchange for sexual favors and discounted prices.
Most of the time the guys get caught, get a slap on the wrist, and nothing ever happens. There are a few rare occasions where the parents can't feign ignorance any longer because the kid gets caught, and then they throw a massive fit about it to the base, who keeps it quiet and just discharges the offending officer if they can't get away with the wrist slap.
This comes from both living in Utah and knowing military dudes. Guy in my old WoW guild was often on those 24 hour duty shifts where he'd have to check in all visitors and make sure no one was sneaking in bitches to fuck. If he catches them, he reports them to the CO who usually does fuckall to actually punish them.
If you want a mormon loud fic, you go with all the abuse and manipulation the parents do to the kids behind the public's eye. Now THAT's the fucked up shit. I guarantee you that Rita would be stealing numbing agents and anesthesia pills and giving them to the kids so she could physically abuse them or just flat out sedate them. And if they tell anyone? She'll deny it and not give them the painkillers or sleeping agents the next time she feels like relieving some stress in the name of the lord.
>>6138584
>Lori, Luna, and Luan: massive sluts who're perfectly fine with fucking in a massive orgy for a few bottles of cheap ass shit Mexican Beer.
>Lynn: sort of screwed up as she wants her brother, but she's simultaneously the only one who knows just how much of a joke her religion really is. Plans to escape the Mormon life. Somehow. Preferably with Lincoln and Lucy.
>Lincoln: a stupid kid whose... Well, pretty stupid. He's a alright lad though, sort of like a naive happy go lucky Hobbit which doesn't mesh well with stepford smiling Mormons.
>Lucy: hates everyone. Especially Lori.
>The twins: two measly clones already deadset in becoming clones of their shitty parents.
>Lisa: indoctrinated big time.
>Lily: pooped all over the book of Mormon. Shit's goin' down. The 1928 Innsmouth incident all over again. Some greasy Marco Mexican kid accidentally took a wrong turn and is now in Mormonville, will he survive?
Louds who's hymens are still intact
>>6138338
You're assuming they don't consume the molester in an orgy of death.
>>6138654
>>6138654
Hymens don't work that way.
>>6138654
>paper clips
>not safety pins
Missed a reference to Luna's punk rocker interests, 0/10 Savino is a hack
>>6138663
roastie detected
>>6138630
Fucking hell... Why do I get the depressing feeling Mormon Rita dopes up the oldest sisters while unleashing all her pent up rage on Lynn?
>"You harlot! You dare fornicate with boys outside of marriage! Do you know what the lord has in mind for girls like you? He'll throw you in the eternal lake of fire, where you'll spend the rest of eternity screaming for mercy!"
>"Oh piss off mo-"
*punch*
*kick*
*punch*
>"I will save your sinful soul from hellfire girl!"
Straight up Mozgus shit.
>>6138578
*TRIGGER WARNING*
>>6138633
Luan would end up an SJW before any of the rest do.
Why do folks think Luna is Bi because of her comment on Lincoln's sub? Women comment on each other's looks ALL THE TIME that's normal. Heck you can argue that she was just stating facts more than making a statement .
If I'm remembering correctly Lincoln comments on Hugh's attractiveness and no one seems to rally behind him being Bi.
Unless I'm taking the bait and people are just goofing around.
>>6138674
>implying being punk means conforming to specifics and not doing whatever you want your own unique way
Can you at least complain about something a little more substantial?
>>6138674
Which band did that again? Social Elite right?
Louds who have roasties literally from wearing out their vaginas with miles of cock?
>>6138708
Definitely Lori. She's one of those people who peaks in HS and just decays afterwards. I don't mean having a tough time after graduation or failing to make it into College or some shit, but I mean really peaking. Like there's nothing but a slow decline before culminating in looking middle aged at age 30. But whatevs, she'll have plenty of half-bean children with Bobby... Assuming Trump doesn't make America Great Again in November.
>>6138685
People here are like Tumblr at shipping people, here the common determiner is lesbians rather than gay though.
>>6138689
>implying punk is anything but conforming to a manufactured counter-culture movement while pretending you're a free-thinking individual
Funny joke mate
what does Luna smell like?
>>6138790
Luan's pussy
>that episode where Luan's pussy smelled throughout an entire party
>>6138790
sweat, liquor, and a whole carton of fags
>>6138730
>Assuming Trump doesn't make America Great Again in November
Don't even say shit like this, you dumbass. We're so fucked with Shilliry I don't want to even to consider her a possibility
>>6138790
Parent disappointment
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
>>6138819
I want to return mine
>>6138829
Can't blame them. This election is frightening (for me at least).
>>6138826
No refunds, exchange for identical model only.
>>6138829
Shillary want war with russia because she's sucking the money dicks of military contractors.
That cunt's willing to start WW3!
>>6138844
lmao
>>6138844
Wow, careful with dissing the Hilldawg aon.. You don't want to commit suicide, do you?
>>6138863
That looks like a rather unnatural position for your hand to end up in when committing suicide like that.
blah blah, new art incoming, last art blah blah
>>6138883
Funny you should say that. The same thing happens a lot to people who commit suicide after dissing Hillary.
>>6138896
Mahou shoujo route :p
>>6138901
But Trump said some mean things, you should really focus on that.
>>6137503
The story would end after Lincoln leaves for college himself seven years later.
>>6138908
I don't know much about Duel Monsters but isn't there a "brownie magician girl" Or something like that? Whatever the case I dig the picture.
>>6139029
not sure, 2 lazt to check atm
>>6137554
Robbie Rotten's actor has been diagnosed pancreatic cancer
what if lynn shat herself right in front of you and started to cry
Reminder that Luan/Lincoln stuff is hot
>>6139081
It'll be like it never happened
I got her back
>>6139107
>you will never be raped by a sex-crazed psychotic sister
>>6139107
It doesn't have the comfiness of Lynncoln but I hope for the amount of shit she puts him through she gives a bit of tenderness.
>>6136447
No, don't bully her at all! The Mexiloli is cute, cute, CUTE!
What if Leni let people assfuck her to keep her virginity until marriage? She knows that anal and oral doesn't count
>>6139145
I want to bully her until she goes crying home knowing she is a useless beaner shit.
And I want her older brother to hold her as the heaving sobs subside into quiet whimpers and and sniffles before he wipes away her tears while saying she is cute and the best little sister he could hope for.
>>6137807
I though requests was all about being first, not about having a good enough idea that they'll like.
fml
>>6139177
Okay, this is just a fleshsuit mecha at this point
>>6139178
then they fuck right?
>>6139177
>people find fat people sexy
They will be the first against the wall when Trump wins
>>6139177
> Lincoln jumps toward those girthy hips and gets absorbed into her ass
>>6139192
Then he makes her a snack and they snuggle together while watching TV and fall asleep on the couch.
What the hell is wrong with you?
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>6139177
i want more of her
>>6139214
I'll make it if no one else will.
Anyone?
Next Thread:
>>6139216
>>6139222
>fat thread
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay your trips convinced me
>>6139029
Dark Magician Girl was an egyptian qt during one arc, but there apparently being a Lemon Magician Girl fits.
>>6139195
Ultrahand is weird, apparently he finds IRL fat people abhorrent but through a combination of trolling people and having a minor interest to begin with he became the fat loving pervert we know today.
I don't 100% buy it though, think it's still mostly trolling people
>>6138908
Will the other girl be getting a pic too?
>>6139178
As they ride the crowded repatriation bus southward toward the border?
>>6138654
All except Lori to be quite honest.
>>6139178
Now that's just plain rude, anon! But you're not wrong about Bobby, he loves his little sister with all his heart!
>>6139192
You're a sick man, she only has eyes on one log: and that's the Lincoln Log!
>>6138677
Why Lynn and not Lori? Lynn hasn't been seen interacting with any boys other than lincoln.
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