HG THREAD: NEARD CUP TRIPLEHEADER EDITION
Welcome folks, to a very special presentation of the Neard Cup!
Today we have a great lineup of matches, all from the greatest single day in motorsports
We begin in Europe with the crown jewel of Formula 1, the Monaco Grand Prix!
Then we travel across the pond for the largest sporting event in the world, the pinnacle of the IndyCar season, the Indianapolis 500!
Last but not least we take the flight to Charlotte, North Carolina for the longest race on the NASCAR schedule, the Coca-Cola 600!
First, lets check out the top 10 after yesterday's action in Bristol
#1: Kazugeta, with 1978 points
#2: Frog Waifu, with 1895 points and 1 win
#3: Temmie, with 1802 points and 1 win
#4: CIA Man, with 1773 points
#5: Frederick, with 1673 points
#6: Capra Demon, with 1671 points and 1 win
#7: Firebrand, with 1628 points
#8: Ryan Braun's Girlfriend, with 1503 points and 1 win
#9: Fear the Neard, with 1472 points and 1 win
#10: The Captain, with 1441 points
First 48 are in, using race code (obviously), 3 tribute per person limit please
Fear the Neard
>>6129924
CIA Man
Jeff Gordon
Whyyyy
Capra Demon
SpoderWhyyyy
Prof. Zoom
The Champ
(count as Temmie)
Kazugeta
Firebrand
Chun
Robbie Rotten
Cal Naughton Jr
Frog waifu
Sportacus
Miguel
Kazugeta
Andrew Wiggins
Megu
>>6129924
Natsuki Subaru
Frederick
>>6129924
Togami Byakuya
Adam Henrique
>>6129924
a VERY fast Mccree
Storyshift Asriel
Ed with a fucking gun
Wade Barrett
Gaz
>>6129924
Rinoa and Angelo
Gretchen
Blackbeard
Irori Mimasaka
>>6130007
Throw it at him, not me!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Adyson
>>6130056
Ed without his gun
Temmie Wonder
>>6129924
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Milly
Memoca
Hitler
Alpha Dave
Locke
cat
Confused Anime Girl
QuickSilver
Peenus
God of Hypderdick
White Kids
Ghost
Vriska Serket
Blanket monster
Are we ready?
Also, an announcement!
The top 192 tributes in the rankings at the end of the cup will qualify for the new Neard Playoffs. Points leader still wins the cup at the end.
>>6130119
Oh cool, I use Dave sometimes too
>>6130275
Everything is in order.
Onward!
>>6130275
i'm gonna be a back-to-back winner, boys
>>6130292
>>6130275
kek, Megu check Andrew
>>6130275
Okay, 3 games today. I'm confident that I'll win at least one. Please today.
Anyway, start.
>>6130305
Fixed.
i have to win one of the three games today
We're off!
Peenus is the superior dick
Quicksilver is fucking brutal right off the bat
>>6130369
oh what the fuck
DAY 1
Some people die, some people live, some people are idiots. But the thing that surprises me is Quicksilver is even using a car.
NIGHT 1
A cat wins a race
Zlatan does a sick jump
Megu is 2 sexy
>>6130480
>explosion witch fails to blow someone up
>>6130523
This is completely safe.
DAY 2
Some idiots dont wear seatbelts, Subaru gets hit by a blue shell, and Dave is now a taco salesman.
NIGHT 2
Togami tries to run over a child, SpoderWhyyyy knocks out 2 top 10 tributes, and Ed is depressed since he lost his gun.
>>6130606
Aaaaaaah muh rank
>>6130667
brutal
DAY 3
Dave dies in an explosion, again.
NIGHT 3
Kaz and Gretchen kill some sleeping people, I think Lord Ainz and Ed are dead, and Quicksilver is drunk running.
>>6130780
T A K E N O P R I S O N E R S
DAY 4
Vriska is using unapproved modifications, fined 10 points and 50 dollars by Brian France. Great rules inforcement is important.
>>6130830
well what the fuck do you expect, she's like barely two feet tall. can't see over the top of the damned wheel.
NIGHT 4
Nothing
>>6130887
1 0ff
>>6130887
FUCK
>>6130908
you can't clamp the champ
DAY 5
Much like the standings, Tem is following Kaz
>>6130908
Megu loves her Hitler.
>>6130945
oh good, he's leading me right into the grave.
NIGHT 5
Megu gets arrested
2nd and 3rd place are both dead, which will make Kazu very happy
>>6130965
Well, you weren't wrong.
>>6130982
BUT I'M ONE OF YOU
>>6130982
oh thank you so much cat.
THE FEAST
Actually pretty boring.
>>6131034
just-
It's ok, I still have the next 2 games. I still have a chance
DAY 6
Air bags are important, and an expected thing happens.
>>6131058
MEGU
JINX
NOW
NIGHT 6
8 tributes remain
>>6131142
Aw, fuck.
I AM confused.
DAY 7
A whole lotta nothing.
NIGHT 7
Fireside Girl infighting is real, and we are down to 6
>>6131233
the Fireside Girls are infighting, nice
Nothing DAY 8
On to NIGHT 8, which brings us down to 4
DAY 9
And then there were two...
NIGHT 9
You literally could not script this!
On their first game back, Gretchen is the winner of the Monaco Grand Prix! Congratulations!
I'll start work on your wincard after posting the placements!
FINAL STATS AND PLACEMENTS
Let me set it up and get the wincard finished. But we should be racing at Indianapolis in 10-15 minutes
Heres your wincard! Congratulations! I'll get to work setting up the next game.
>>6131717
Ayyy, that's pretty good.
Demoneeho
Terminator
Now, its time to head to Indianapolis Motor Speedway, for the Indy 500!
First 44 tributes, using Columbine code, 3 tribute per person limit please
CIA Man
>>6131875
Megu
Rick Taylor
>>6131875
Ryan Braun
>>6131875
Chrom Mousepad
>>6131875
Use:
>>6130077
>>6130093
>>6130111
>>6131875
Frog waifu
>>6131875
Ayumu Kasuga
Whyyyy
Bastion
>>6131875
Laura Bodewig
Wade Barrett
>>6131875
Father Chapman
>>6131875
Kazugeta
Adam Henrique
>>6131875
Togami Byakuya
>>6131875
Moonman
>>6131875
Goryu
Cal Naughton Jr
>>6131875
Prof. Zoom
>>6131927
Fatty
Origami Tobiichi
>She has a higher ranking than Est.
>By two places.
>>6131875
Pirate King Blackbeard
Chun
>>6131875
Ed with a fucking gun
QuickSilver
Sneaky Iowa
>>6131875
Frederick
>>6131940
Do not confuse me with that disgusting imposter.
King Whyyyy
>>6131875
Hubert Ozwell
Storyshift Asriel
>>6130055
>>6131875
Nemesis
Saten Ruiko
>>6131875
Rinoa
>>6131875
Silver
>>6131875
Goku Black
>>6131875
Yumemi Okazaki
>>6132033
IT'S NO USE
Look good?
>>6132146
Looking good
>check
>>6132146
H Y P E
>>6132146
Okay, I still have a chance at this.
Start.
We're off!
Ed tries to use his fucking gun
>>6132146
>>6132274
This seems just fine. Let's begin.
DAY 1
Last game's champion is already out of the running
Bombs, bullets, and blood is the name of the game today.
>>6132274
You tried, Ed
>>6132351
oh my god
pls
>>6132384
get fucked, shmup boy
>>6132351
This all certainly feels like a dream. I haven't participated in a match for quite some time.
>>6132351
And boom goes the dynamite!
NIGHT 1
A very intriguing game of Russian Roulette is played, Sneaky Iowa is sneaky, and Megu fails at explosives.
>>6132442
>I know where I am, I'm out after this. Just joined this game since no one's hosting one there.
>>6132448
This girl is quite arrogant to tell an armed man that.
DAY 2
Whyyyy joins Blackbeard in the succesful bombers club
Moonman has no fear
Neard kills someone to help others escape again
>>6132501
Ah, enjoy your visit then!
>>6132501
Alright, just making sure. Thanks for stopping by.
>>6132522
It's not fair
>>6132501
You should stay these guys are cool.
>>6132522
...Alright. That should conclude the earthquake drill.
>Will do.
>>6132524
>No problem. I'd join more if I didn't sleep so much.
>>6132560
>Sure. I'll try to have you guys's threads up too.
>>6132522
there goes braun. again.
he needs to get back on his peds
NIGHT 2
Wade is just killing people, mostly Kaz's people.
>>6132593
If you desire a place to hide, this is a poor choice. Find someplace else.
>>6132593
Who isn't nowadays?
DAY 3
Neard saves people again
Zoom adds more to his impressive list of kills
>>6132664
kek
>>6132739
Neard's just carrying out what father chapman taught him
>save all the whites
>>6132739
Of course... How silly of me to overlook such a thing.
You have my thanks for hosting, sir.
Until next time.
NIGHT 3
A whole lot of nothing.
>>6132784
No problem. I love doing it.
>>6132771
This
>>6132739
Dumb kids have no future.
DAY 4
F for Neard, all he wanted to do was help people
CIA doesn't jump so good
NIGHT 4
Not much going on here
DAY 5
Other than Quicksilver's fall, not much has happened.
NIGHT 5
Pipebombs and toilet drownings, a fun combination!
>>6132958
>her
you fucking what mate
>>6133004
Is this the third bullet chapman has dodged? Tamn son
DAY 6
Gordon tries to recover from that explosion
Whyyyy gets a double kill
Some notable tribs play Russian Roulette
Cal is a pussy
>>6133011
I swear I had Asriel in as a male. Guess the code has an issue.
>>6133060
oh yes, this is my chance to get ahead now
>>6133060
well, it doesn't matter anymore, not does it?
NIGHT 6
Shooting lockers is the brand new craze!
Wade does a wrestler thing
>>6133088
Well...
>>6133092
Not really, no
>>6133113
I - I just
WHYYYYYYYYY
>>6133148
told u guys, you say gonna get the lead, and u die.
Neard cup curse
THE FEAST
Well, which teams will live?
Either way, 9 tributes remain.
DAY 7
Down to 8, Whyyyy's rampage is over.
>>6133184
>>6133257
Oh the pain
>>6133291
Don't feel blue, ex-king. At least this time it's a little girl and a taxidermy cat instead of a fucking pretzel
Nothing NIGHT 7
On to DAY 8
7 remain
NIGHT 8
We're down to 4!
DAY 9
Well, we were actually down to 5, but now we're down to 3.
Wade's rampage continues
>>6133386
Holy fuck, Wade is Columbine incarnate
NIGHT 9
And then there were two...
>>6133413
I'm gonna root for the Pillar Man.
DAY 10
Well, tributes with insane rampages barely ever actually win.
>>6133386
Wade is too savage for this game.
>>6133467
Ha! Another blessing!
Congratulations Rick! I'll start work on your wincard after the placements are posted.
Oh Well good job Rick Taylor
FINAL STATS AND PLACEMENTS
Wade finishes with an outstanding 10 kills!
Congratulations Rick Taylor!
I'll get to work on setting up the next game
Thats all from me for tonight, we will get to the third game tomorrow. I think someone else is going to host soon though, so stay tuned.
>>6133900
Bump
>>6133900
I hope so. I want to do one more game before i go to bed. Gotta see an important client
>>6133900
you'd be right
taking 36 for Tem's new, soon-to-be-declassified code
>>6131911
Wade Barrett
>>6134366
Thrawn
>>6134366
Tito Dick "Dickman"
>>6134366
Luffy
Waluigi
>>6134366
Dork Destroyer
>>6134366
Goten
>>6134366
Dr. Rodicknik
>>6134366
Frog waifu
Whyyyy
>>6134366
Destoroyah
>>6134366
Emerald Isle
>>6134366
John Wick
Adam Henrique
>>6134366
IllegAyyyl ImmigrAyyynt
>>6134366
Elizabeth
>>6134366
Perplexed Joker
Vriska!!!!!!!!
>>6134366
Vietnam Gunner
>>6134366
Squilliam Fancyson
>>6134366
Megabait
>>6134446
Oh hey, thats rad
>>6134366
Sponjihad
Welder
>>6134366
Jack Black
>>6134457
nice thumbnail
>>6134366
Arkantos
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
>>6134366
90's Hetfield
>>6134366
Kim Jong Checkum
>>6134366
Wyvern duchess
>>6134366
Frederick the Great
>>6134366
Otto von Bismarck
shall we?
>>6134575
Looks good!
>>6134575
>Vriska
>District 8
I love you my dude
>>6134575
It's been awhile. Let's go!
>>6134618
Very fitting.
689 events...5 days of working-on-and-off...and a helluva lot of Wiki reading...but welcome to the Terraria Games
>>6134618
that wasn't even intentional, hahah.
>>6134647
>Vriska kills everything in sight 8ecause shes a dick
8EST
>>6134647
COOOL! I love Terraria!
>>6134666
THIS IS CANON
>>6134647
HOLY FUCK
2MANYEVENTS4ME
day 1!
the Joker does not have the last laugh in that situation.
a lot of successful boss fights...and one not-so-successful one.
>>6134680
it's definitely in my top 5 favorite games of all time, for sure.
A goblin army approaches from the...which direction? Who knows.
>>6134781
Died to the fodder race. How embarrassing.
night 1!
two successful boss fights.
Tito Dick gonna paint that shack of his.
Arkantos is from Age of Mythology, right?
feast time!
someone has fried starfish.
sounds like a party to me!
Dickman is a dick.
>>6134879
Well, he is a dick. Dickman baby
>>6134879
Aherohasfallen.mp4
day 2!
"the game in which Tito Dick just keeps buying stuff."
next Overwatch costume confirmed?
night 2!
John Wick celebrates getting a sequel.
D. Va upgrades her weaponry.
day 3!
two different groups fight Plantera...only one walks away.
If Vriska wins im gonna do something
i'd hate to do this for a new code, but i skipped peaceful days.
John Wick also upgrades his weaponry.
the Eater of Worlds halves the number of tributes.
i said i'd skip peaceful days, but this one was too good to pass up.
D. Va, Halloween's over.
John Wick is apparently throwing a party.
Tito Dick just keeps buying stuff.
JUST
>>6134957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of9rp-zkGmM
M - my luck is dead. It's certain now.
I'm not ready. I'm not ready for this. I can't do this.
No no no no no. I need it back by TB. Please come back alive soon.
hey, that's a spoiler for John Wick 2.
>>6135005
aaaand image limit.
oh, well, all you gotta know is that D. Va won and Elizabeth had the most kills, with 2.
if any of y'all /trash/ regulars/lurkers liked the code, i'm also gonna try it on /trash/ HG, hopefully tonight. peace.
>Tem
>>6135061
So, you are gonna host again?
Other Vriska anon, you're a cool bean. Stay cool my dude.
>>6135076
in a bit. the /trash/ HG thread has a game winding down so i'm gonna step in with this code afterwards.
>Tem
>>6135124
Ok, thanks
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