Time for an All-Star Battle!
First 24!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnU0vGDaSVA
>>6125611
Mononobe no Futo
Eggman-kun
Avenger
Starman
Artoria Pendragon
>>6125611
Lord Beerus
Oreki Houtarou
Tenryuu
Aali
>>6125611
Monokuma
>>6125611
Fujiwara no Mokou
Caroline and Justine
Demon Lord Jedah
Grand Man
Slayer of Guardians
Super Vegito
>>6125611
Togami Byakuya
Mukuro Ikusaba
>>6125636
>>6125600
Verily, I'm still rather tempted to try to get a reaction out from him.
>She strokes her chin thoughtfully
Eh...'twould not likely be worthwhile, aye?
Junpei Iori
Kurumi
Still need 5 more.
Nozomi Suemitsu
Titty Ninja
Demon Archer
>>6125674
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>6125674
Samus Aran
Check this roster!
+1 UID
>>6125665
I doubt you'd get anything worthwhile, so who cares.
>>6125605
So what? You want a turd brown colored life? Dude, c'mon.
>>6125701
Looks great! Lets scram.
>>6125701
This shalt do nicely!
>>6125701
Let's go!
>>6125701
Hey, Byakuya! It's nice to see you
>Let's begin
>>6125717
yes
YES
>>6125701
>>6125710
No I want a gray one...
Now you're going to bug me here too, aren't you.
>>6125729
I am sorry to shatter your dreams, but this is not Junko
Kosaki Onodera
Well let's hop to it and Enter the Game!!
In our bloodbath today we have a nice selection of good people making terrible mistakes. Also mallets. Plenty of mallets.
>>6125736
Of course she's not the crazy cunt Junko, that's why I'm happy to see Junko (Mukuro) around.
>>6125713 (Severa)
You need not worry further then, friend! It shall be done! Mine apologies for the inconvenience.
>>6125710
What a shame....
But nevermind that! What dost thou think of the sake? I've been holding on to it for quite the while!
>>6125748
In the name of mine prince!
>>6125713
Huh?
Calm down, Kuuko. Do you have memory problems?
>>6125748
Thank you very much for hosting. I'll try to make it next time.
>>6125759
No offence taken.
>>6125760
Do you have mental problems? Why are you wearing girls clothing, kid?
>>6125748
At least it was quick
>>6125735
That's just as bad...
Of course I am, I ain't stopping until you start living a little.
>>6125748
...Beh, I don't feel like it.
>>6125759
Honestly? It's pretty damn good! I didn't expect much...but I'm surprised.
>>6125755
Even if her puppetmaster is me - some russian newfag?
>>6125748
Oh that's just great
>>6125748
There's plenty more where that came from, granddad.
By the look of things, Hope is clearly outmatched.
>>6125771
N-no... do you like it?
I like it.
>>6125771
Now, art thou certain you need nothing? 'Tis my duty to serve, after all, and I've a fair bit of approval of mine drinks here.
>>6125774
>She laughs triumphantly
Excellent! The secret arts of the Mononobe Clan remain excellent to this day!
>>6125787
I-ah-ooh-lady Mokou-gah, this is....
>>6125779
Yeah, why not? Not-Junko is fun.
>>6125787
Lisa games when?
>>6125790
You look terrible. Whoever is your tailorer should be fired on the spot. And who does your hair and make up aswell.
Post Screens
>>6125802
Whaaat?
That's a lie. Are you jealous?
Girls always seem to be jealous when they see someone nice.
>>6125748
>>6125787
On the first night, only one dies. At least they didn't suffer.
>>6125801
Once I'm happy with the amount of events I have.
>>6125811
Why would I be jealous of your poor fashion taste? If anything, I am impressed that you don't realise you dress like a fool all the time!
>>6125798
W-what is it? M-my heart is beating faster. Thank you, Anon-kun
>>6125764
Nepgear?
>>6125808
you first
>>6125829
>That Mokou event
>>6125829
No fair, no fair!
>>6125797
Wait...I thought you were a taoist...huh, great.
>>6125774
just let me live my life...
why does it even matter to you?
>>6125797
You can serve me by minding your own business. Unless you carry around some cold medicine against a headsplitting headache that is....
>>6125830
Well, that's because I don't! Besides, it's my school uniform.
Why are you wearing guys clothes?
>>6125835
I'm sorry but I don't know who that is.
>>6125860
Soldier's clothing. And I don't want to ruin my favourite dress when training or fighting. Did they forget to give you common sense when you were born?
>>6125829
Hope defeats Despair in a fair 2v2.
Looks like he wasn't that super after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9CvAsu6KYA
>>6125869
Fighting, huh?
How manly. And in guys' clothes too.
Not much different from me, see?
>>6125856
Your life is boring! BORING! YOU NEED THIS! ACCEPT MY KINDNESS DAMN IT!
I'm trying to do a good deed! Just let me unbore you!
>>6125871
Super Vegito? More like...Super crispo!
Daily reminder that you cancerous retards got kicked off of /b/, the asshole of the internet, and shit out into the /trash/ where you belong.
Kill yourself hg faggots.
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Pity +1
>>6125829
How in the world canst I do such a thing?
>>6125854
>She pauses mid-drink, and lowers it.
Eh? I am, my friend! What made you think otherwise?
>>6125858
No need to come off so rude, now, I arest merely trying to help.
>With a flourish, a small bottle appears in her hands
Like this? I might not be susceptible to such things, but when one has so many converts and the like.... One has need for such things!
>She holds it out with a grin.
>>6125871
Mine faith belongs only to mine prince!
>>6125787
You better not touch my sister, you maggot!
>>6125871
Raised together and died together. This is how the story of the Ultimate Despair ends?
>>6125871
Well if you can't beat them...
>>6125887
Sorry, I don't have the effort I need to get involved in romance.
>>6125890
Thanks for the pity
>>6125890
Calm down Paul
>>6125890
But we went somewhere else after we get kicked off /b/.
>>6125906
Welcome, Lady Mokou! 'Tis as much a pleasure to fight you as it is to fight with you!
>>6125906
Don't lose hope now!
>>6125890
Kicked off /b/ just means one of the sjw mods got pissed
stop using that as an insult when it means we are too awesome for /b/
>>6125890
Pity (You)
>>6125891
I thought Taoists where all about that inner purity or something...I'd never take one for a drinker.
>>6125907
Wait what? I mean as a friend, dumbass! Don't just jump to conclusions! Plus, I like my dudes like I like my wine, aged to perfection.
>>6125906
I'll be shocked if he makes it a foot off the ground.
nice graze.
>>6125934
So you're into old men? I had no idea.
>>6125881
Newsflash, kiddo: It's not always the case where men are knights in shining armour and women are damsels in distress.
>>6125891
How is it rude? Do you always talk friendly like that? My liege lord would probably suspect you to be a killer or atleast a dishonest person. And like I said: Stop talking like that, good gods!
>>6125934
>>6125954
Well, see? I can be a damsel in distress too.
Thanks for proving me right, Kuuko.
>>6125936
That crazy duo takes out another tribute.
>>6125967
Except that you are not a damsell. Nor are you in distress. AND FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME I AM NOT KUUKO!
>>6125934
...
>>6125934
Hoho! One must obey the spontaneity of one's will, and act naturally!
And I didst never say we were the standard Tao, either!
>>6125936
Nice try!
>>6125954
It would be a disservice to my clan, my faith, and my prince if I were to speak so lacking in confidence, and a disservice to myself for going against my nature!
Once more my apologies, I'd hoped that would've proved a happy medium.
>>6125978
>trips
O-ouch, help me Kuuko, I am in distress!
>>6125934
>>6125981
So just because you are born in some family or believe in some god makes you talk like that?
...I don't know wether I should pity you or feel bad for you - Wait, that's the same thing...
>>6125951
I prefer the term DILFs, Thank you very much.
Preferably with big bulging muscles...gorgious white hair...lo-lovely beard...Ohhh that's not the point!
>>6125966
>>6125979
...What?
>>6125981
Huh...finding inner enlightenment while getting plastered, nice!
>>6125976
Suddenly three are dead!
>>6125986
Grow up. Not even enough to bruise your skin or nick one of your nails.
post porn of your ava
>>6126001
K-Kuuko, I can't move my legs... only you can save me...
>>6125992
For some reason I envisioned something more disgusting when you said aged...
>>6126006
never
>>6125996
Enjoy one peaceful day before everything spirals downhill.
>>6126015
You imagined something realistic
>>6126006
No, that would be a pain... and Chitanda would ask more questions
>>6126006
>Shit nigga, I don't even know if that exists.
>>6126025
it does
>winks
>>6125996
>Grope
Ah! Mine apologies!
>>6126006
>Get dubs or something and I will
>>6125992
Well, 'tis rather distinct, but I've heard of a few instances of it! A rather intriguing concept....
>>6125991
I am a very confident person in general, madame! But I must also uphold the standards set forth, as well.
...As for mine dated speech, it is merely what I grew up with, I'm afraid.
>>6126019
>She takes a deliberate effort not to look at fire.
Moge?
>>6125992
>Winks.
I'm all yours babe.
>>6126012
Kuuko? Who is Kuuko? Do you see a Kuuko around? I certainly do not.
>>6126037
Yeah? Well ''rude'' and unladylike is how I grew up. Standards is nothing but than nobleblood hogwash. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>6126037
>gets dubs
>>6126025
One search later
>>6126029
>Oh God why.
>>6126037
heres the dubs
>>6126019
THE FEAST!!
Even though death by fire is a terrible way to go, I'm sure she found some enjoyment in it.
>>6126046
I-I need a strong and manly woman to help me in my distress.
And she has to be pretty too.
If only there was one like that around.
>>6126052
>OH GOD WHY
>>6126015
What? Like fat faceless old men? That's fucking gross, dude.
I have taste, thank you very much!
>>6126037
Sheesh, maybe I should convert, sounds cozy.
>>6126045
...
>Tenryuu slowly raises her hand, doing that ok sign that Italians do
You. Me. Dinner. Later.
>>6126067
Yeah, good luck finding someone dumb enough to rescue a boy pretending to be a girl.
>>6126071
How am I supposed to know!? There was a good amount of it too
>>6125996
>>6126080
It makes no difference!
Is there really none around?
>>6126081
>That doesn't make me feel better, anon.
>>6126049
>>6126054
>F
>>6126046
Ah, and you've every right to believe that! But the residents of mine land expect a certain level of power and grace from one such as me! I cannot gather more followers for my prince by angering everyone, now can I, friend?
>>6126063
It's...beautiful.
>>6126076
Oho! And it has the reward of immortality, at that! I couldst provide our book, if you would like. 'Tis very small.
>>6126076
Most old men don't look like that. I think you're more describing video game characters...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhqUwokTUs
Is it true that if you are an oldfag you are well respected?
>>6126101
dubs dubs come on
>>6126106
no, it just makes it easier
>>6126106
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>6126101
If dubs you post Aussa porn
>>6126106
No. Look at Hoshi.
>>6126076
Got it!
>does the okay sign in return.
>>6126106
Nah, to be well respected you need to host good games first. Even if you're a newfag you'll get your dick sucked just by keeping this shithole alive with games.
>>6126063
Sorry, technical difficulties.
We're at the final two now though!
Who's going to win?
Guilty HG confessions.
Hardmode: Post with ava
>>6126101
Ohhh! Now that's what I call a steal! That's seriously tempting.
>>6126103
Well, 2D is a best, dude...
Pluuus...my previous admiral was pretty hunky...and dreamy...and he made really good brownies.
>>6126146
Almost set my neighbours house on fire when they were on vacation
>>6126146
Not that anyone cares now but i made the first hg List
>>6126132
Thinking about it, this matchup is kind of unfair.
>>6126162
She is immortal after all.
>>6126116
>>6126107
>Even further off the mark now.
>>6126151
You don't have to convert without knowledge, you know, yes?
>She once more reaches in to her sleeve and draws out a small book, holding it out.
>>6126162
Haha! Well-done, Lady Mokou!
Congratulations! And thank you, sir!
Someone please talk me off taking these damn pain killers.
>>6126166
Stats for nerds.
>>6126175
don't do it kuuko
>>6126146
I want to violently rape Muffet.
>>6126176
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>6126176
You have my gratitude.
>>6126176
So close
Congratulations and thank you for hosting
>>6126167
>Tenryuu flips through the tiny book, nodding as she flips through it.
Yeah-huh...Alright...got it!
>>6126176
Thanks for the game, buddy.
>>6126176
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6126092
Maybe if you promise payment. But I wouldn't rescue you even if I was paid all the gold in the world!
>>6126101
First of all, priest. I am not your ''friend''. Not even close to friend nor am I a follower of your ''prince''. For you, I am just another stranger.
>>6126151
Oh you're one of those people into 2d...
Also I don't care about your past "admiral", whatever that means.
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>>6126193
>>6126197
>>6126203
Thanks for playing.
>>6126210
What kind of payment?
If you don't take gold, then...
>>6126176
Thank you for hosting and congratulations.
>>6126176
Thanks, and all that.
>>6126190
Certainly not!
>>6126197
Eeh? Give a few days to contemplate, friend!
>There's apparently 81 "chapters", and all of them are some three paragraphs' worth at longest.
>>6126210
If you are human, you are my friend, madame, and follower or not, I serve all humanity! Unless you'd rather I call you something else.
>>6126228
Squid!
>>6126211
Well, not exclusively...but it always is the best.
He was my boss! And he was the GREATEST!
>>6126235
Bit short...eh, oh well, that just means I'll get it quicker!
>>6126231
>Sarcastically claps her hands
Well done. You are as stupid and oblivious as you look.
>>6126235
Madame? Quit the fancy titles. Do I look highborn to you? Just call me Selena. Or not, whatever. I don't want to know how you pronounce it.
>>6126241
That's Reigen
>>6126241
>>6126255
>>6126255
Don't mind Parsee. They just thirst.
>>6126248
Too young?
>>6126248
'Tis more of a philosophy than a fully-structured religion.
>>6126254
Certainly, then, Lady Selena! Everyone deserves proper respect!
...And I've still the medicine, if you need it.
>>6126248
I said I didn't care... and you probably shouldn't get involved with your "boss"...
I would argue nothing is the best...
>>6126255
I though reigen was squid. Beside I want to see what happen if you put salt on squid.
>>6126258
>Throws salt at you.
>>6126259
That's only in Erp.
>>6126276
No, it's only everywhere.
>>6126276
Does Reigen look like a squid you fucking blind shithead?
How dare you insult the master Reigen Arataka?
>>6126276
>Saltbends it back at you.
which hg avafags are actually erping?
>>6126254
...
why...
>>6126294
Parsee
Stocking
TND
Soviet
>>6126265
...Hmmm, Well I don't know his age.
>>6126269
Seriously? Eh...gives me immorality, what could possibly go wrong?
>>6126270
I'm in the navy, you dingbat! Before he retired, he was literally my admiral! Alsooo...He was a cinnamon bun...Super pure...
>>6126318
It is an investment, friend! It's nowhere near so easily achieved!
>>6126269
I am running out of ways to politely tell you to leave me alone, priest. No offence but I don't really fancy godly people.
>>6126299
By Naga, kid. And I thought my boss could be annoying from time to time.
Post DILFs
>>6126318
A super pure old admiral...
>>6126340
Ah, but we adhere to a philosophy moreso than a set of gods, typically! It's more centered upon the individual, as it were.
And I'm merely trying to be friendly, not even forcing my ways upon you.
>>6126347
>>6126347
GILFs are better tbqh
>>6126347
>>6126176
>Makes joke about afk buff
Thanks for hosting, wish I was here for it
>>6126167
>>6126187
>>6126193
And thanks
>>6126330
I could...work with that.
>>6126333
Yeah? Just gotta put in some elbow grease!
>>6126351
What about it? He was like the dad I never had...
>>6126391
That's what most women end up saying about Kevin Love.
>>6126391
LADY TENRYUU! It is a serious matter!
>>6126347
Getting into the action
>>6126391
oh I see now
I miss Yukine.
>>6126340
...e-
>hides tears
>>6126423
his new ava is better
kys
>>6126408
>>6126398
Hey man, can't argue with that face, I'd do 'em.
>>6126399
I'm being serious, completely serious, SUPER SERIOUS!
>>6126412
What the hell's with that look? Do I want to know what you're implying? Better not be anything gross.
>>6126441
Thou art making light of my very faith!
>>6126423
Why would anyone miss that whiny kid?
>>6126441
Some kind of issue relating to fathers, don't worry about it.
>>6126448
Thought you said it was more of a philosophy...
Didn't mean to be offensive...
>>6126478
Uh...is this some Freudian shit? Like how dudes are attracted to chicks that look like their moms?
>>6126494
'Tis still a serious matter, that would shouldst not so quickly decide upon, friend. That is all.
>>6126494
that's exactly it
>>6126357
>While the radical Taoist is preaching her philosophy, Selena in the meantime is polishing and trimming her nails
....Hmmmm? Are you done already?
We need a Sideshow Bob ava
>>6126532
All I did was state a single, simple fact.
are you browsing in underwear?
>>6126545
I was expecting a really long speech about why you are..what you are and all that mumbo-jumbo.
>>6126564
not currently, but i will later
>>6126564
yee
>>6126515
I'll read further into it, alright? Is that better?
>>6126529
>Tenryuu raises a finger as if to object, she then pauses...he was kiiinda right.
Yeah...well...maybe, I dunno.
Da-Damn you Freud...
>>6126564
Yes but I'm also wearing clothes
>>6126564
>I'm in public, so no.
>>6126564
Boxer briefs or bust
>>6126578
You're going commando?
>>6126589
>Maaaybeee.
>>6126566
ain't you the chick who got dumped with me by Rngading on new prom night? Wasn't that such a good time?
>>6126572
It most certainly is.
>She smiles broadly
Thank you, friend!
>>6126566
There'd be no point. I may be here to gather more followers, but you're clearly not interested, Lady Selena. It's simply more philosophy than "full-blown" religion.
>>6126602
Yeah, beat her up! She's mean!
>>6126612
But I was gonna ask her if she wanted to go beat up Utsutsu with me.
>>6126603
Yeah...I promise I won't just rush into it, immorality be damned, I guess...
>>6126564
Yap
>>6126633
If you're like your comrade from before, certainly you have time to do such a thing, aye?
>>6126602
>>6126628
Yes, it was. And pass. I..uhhh...sorta got into a very permanent long-term thing with someone else I know.
>>6126603
Not to rub you the wrong way, priest person, but not everyone is open to you trying to ''convince'' them. I mean, this Taoism or whatever you are rambling about reminds me of my home ''philosophy''...Only without the strange manner of speech.
>>6126564
I'm going commando while browsing HG.
WE
>>6126656
The speech is purely a manner of the era in which I grew up, I assure you, I find it rather uncomfortable talking in the more modern ways. And I certainly realize this, pressuring others in to it only makes them all the more unlikely to convert them.
...Eh? How so?
>>6126612
ich liebe dich
>Umarmung
>>6126628
Oh...
I better stay out of that then
>>6126723
K-Kyoko?
>>6126719
Same thing. Not a religion, but a way of life. Like...people that help the injured, feed the hungry, tend to the sick. you know, good stuff? An order of priestesses, clergymen and monks. One of them even helped deliver me into this world. About the only man of the cloth I can tolerate talking to.
I never got around to thank him properly, maybe I should...If I ever see him again.
>>6126572
hit the nail on the head
>>6126747
Easy.
>>6126744
Somewhat like that, I suppose, yes! But ours' is more towards going along with the will of the world, with a most potent reward.
And whom might he be? I come not here often, but I could certainly ask a friend who does to keep an eye out!
>>6125755
Don't we already have a Mukuro though
>>6126723
You forgot to add ^^
Mechatronics is for fags
>>6126652
Yeah but...I'm a very...In the now kinda girl, y'know?
>>6126757
Oh screw that! Freud can suck my dick! So what? Is there a problem with it? I like dudes that look like my kinda-sorta dad, what's so wrong about that?
dead
>>6126682
.////.
>notice autumn pic in catalog
>enter
>mfw it's a tulpa thread
I blame Wiggins
>>6126842
me too
>>6126778
Libra. It's not hard to miss him...or ''her''. he often gets mistaken for a girl. My father tried to hit on him once..before he knew who he was talking to.
>>6126841
It's unnatural and connects you to inbreeding... also I hope you don't have a penis.
Give me some tributes so I can wash the inevitable pain away.
>>6126874
Doopliss
>>6126874
Reigen Arataka
>>6126874
Sleepy accel
>>6126874
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6126874
Tomoko
>>6126874
Oreki Houtarou
>>6126841
Aah, but some things are worth waiting for, my friend! I didst wait fourteen hundred years to be reborn and to view my prince's awakening!
>>6126858
It certainly could be easy to miss them, now, if I do not know what they look like.
...Mistaken gender is quite the common occurrence anywhere, eh? How strange.
>>6126874
Mononobe no Futo
Cheer up, friend!
>>6126874
Artoria Pendragon
>>6126874
Solomon
>>6126874
Talon
>>6126874
Saber
>>6126874
Demon Archer
>>6126874
Edea Lee
>>6126874
Tristan
>>6126874
Tenryuu
>>6126859
...Well, thank God he's just my kinda-sorta-dad and not my actual flesh and blood father, cause then I'd be worried.
>>6126874
Dewight
>>6126874
Marie Antoinette
>>6126874
Kaito
>>6126874
Sunset
>>6126874
This little girl
>>6126911
Who's your flesh and blood father?
>>6126874
Colonel Sanders
>>6126926
HIPS
>>6126874
Togami Byakuya
>>6126874
Satan
>>6126874
Baki
>>6126874
Chitoge
>>6126848
At least you made a friend
>>6126874
Rawberry
>>6126933
I ordered a 5$ box the other day and they forgot my biscuit ;_;
>>6126904
Have this
>>6126874
My girlfriend
>>6126874
Thorfinn
>>6126904
And this
>>6126874
Samus Aran
>>6126874
Sakuya Izayoi
>>6126904
And also this
>>6126874
Tsurumaru Kuninaga
>>6126874
Starman
>>6126933
>This picture.
>>6126951
The anon has no friends.
Thanks for noticing me and feeding me a (You) by the way.
>>6126974
The Japanese go to KFC on christmas
>>6126874
Rika
>>6126874
Turboslut
>>6126896
Blonde hair, down to his neck, with a single braid around the crown of his head, green eyes. Speaks as soft as his skin. Not a brave fool like my father, but he's a good man. Honest.
How do I stop my gay ass dog from trying to fuck the cat
>>6126874
Lord Beerus
>>6126896
...I guess? I'll just look up the benefits online or something.
>>6126932
I don't think I had one?
It's /storytime/ time
>>6126989
cut off his dick
3 more.
>>6126955
>>6126962
>>6126970
I am grateful for your assistance, Anonymous.
>>6126996
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU
DONT DO IT
>>6126999
Guu
>>6126874
Casshan
>>6126999
Iskander the great
>>6126999
Normie
>>6126874
Tamama
>>6126996
JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE IT FILTERED
>>6127014
>>6126995
You do know how biology works... right?
>>6126953
Well that is a cryin shame! Accidents happen, so take this here coupon as an official apology.
>He hands you a 50% off your next order up to $10 voucher
FILTER THIS!
>>6127030
yeah time for you to get banned for shota
>>6127035
J-Just a filler senpai, I'm too afraid to play based Iskander myself.
>>6127040
CHICKEN KING!
Just wanted to say that your chicken is the greatest. Even if I have to drive one hour to get a bucket. It's good eating on the road.
>>6126921
Hi Kaito...
>>6126977
>Is that really a thing..?
>>6126984
>It's just funny.
>>6127039
Yes, I'm aware of the sex. Do I look stupid to yo-Don't answer that.
>>6127075
Yes
>>6127042
Ok
>>6125674
>>6125611
What a beautiful wang
[[CHEW]]
There must not be another wang like this