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>>6121150
>>6121055
Hey now, don't forget the new stories.
http://pastebin.com/xtnry8HA
http://pastebin.com/FKDCUb2m
http://pastebin.com/mRumRwsu
>>6121332
>>6121338
No good to clutter the op with them
I think my ideal herm is one who is really likes mutual masturbation while making out as foreplay, then when things start to get hotter she wants me to eat her pussy, all before she lifts her tail up and begs me to fuck her. Which I do, until we both cum.
Except when she's drunk she turns into a total dom. She pins me again the wall while frotting her cock against mine, teasing me for how much of a sub I am when I'm drunk. Then she'll throw me on the bed, spread my legs, and tease my asshole with the tip of her cock until it'll all smeared with her precum, then she'll fuck me hard until I cum hands free, and she'll cuddle up to me and tell me how much she loves me.
>>6121659
This.
So much this.
Midnight content bump
>>6121519
But one could make a new pastebin with the new stories and have that up there instead.
>2015
>be me
>date mtf trans girl
>pokemon enthusiast
>fuckinginlove.flv
>2 years on hormones made her voice nice and girly
>28b chest
>juicy booty
>but her penis is no longer able to get hard
>not a problem
>insane oral sex
>insane buttstuff
>dated until jan of this year
>cheat on her with female once
>doesnt even get upset
>she is far too nice
>makeup sex
>one day wake up
>realize how much i actually hate myself
>she is always so nice to me
>I dont deserve it
>cant even have sex with her
>too depressed
>move away
>leave her a note saying how much i loved her
>explain how much she means to me
>cant bear to see her suffer with me
>left her a note
>500$ (she bought me alot of stuff)
>shiny new 3ds
>and a copy of pokemon
>changed my number
>live alone in dark arpartment for the rest of my life
>i hope she found someone that makes her happy
>havent even had sex aince then
>let alone date someone
such is life as someone who can mever find happiness.
>>6122802
You fucking Muppet you ditched a unicorn and now you left it with feels of immense guilt, confusion and most importantly loss, the person they would do anything for, the person they would forgive any sin for just did he'd them. Then leaving a gift makes it even worse because it would reinforce those feels that she now has to let slow die as they eat at her everyday, worrying if the next will run. If there even is a next
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>6122802
Maybe I'm just not as into this as some other people but I don't think I'd ever lower myself to dating an actual tranny
If her dick didn't even work, what's the point
>>6122771
This looks pretty gay.
>>6123486
This, it would have to be an actual dickgirl or futa for me, with a fully functioning dick on an otherwise completely feminine body.
Wanted to know if the artist who did the demon pic had some kinda art page..
>>6123497
That's because it is.
>>6123644
It's on the op.
>Hanging out at the bar like every other Friday
>Same crowd of humans and anthros as always, the bar's not bad but not too many non-locals know about it
>Drowning your lonely misery in alcohol like every other night
>>6124459
>You're so engrossed in your bottle you don't even notice the canine taking a seat to your left.
>A womanly voice beside you calls for tequila and then you turn to see just who has decided to invade your personal space
>Seven feet of German Shepherd is next to you. Seven glorious feet of muscle and shapely breasts
>Her body is lithe and toned in the obsessive manner of a gym rat, every curve accounted for and barely any fat on her figure save for those fat tits.
>All six of them, you realize as your eyes drift across her furred form. All about the same size, just bigger than the juiciest grapefruit.
>She catches you staring (Since you haven't been able to look away for several minutes) and offers you a smile and hello.
>Nervousness ties your tongue but you manage to get out a decent response.
>Ever the gentleman, you offer ti buy her a drink.
>She accepts.
>>6124515
>>6124515
Stronk
>>6124515
Work soon so I can't post more for about... ten hours.
>Something about her just makes you giddy beyond reason
>Soon the two of you are chatting like you're old friends
>You soon learn your companion's name: Elise. She's recently moved here due to a job opening in her company
>Naturally you offer to show her the local hotspots some time, considerate fellow that you are
>Eventually the conversation shiftf to love while you lose yourself in her intense yet caring eyes
>She explains how she has a condition from birth that sours relationships, something she has no control over
>The look on her face is so heart-wrenching you switch to asking her if she has a place to stay yet
>"Yes, but I haven't gotten anything out of boxes yet! I needed a drink first." is her jovial response. This is your chance!
>You eagerly offer your bed... house, for her to spend the night at. It's not perfect and you haven't cleaned lately but her tail beating against your ass suggests she's on board with the idea
>A few drinks later and the pair of you are on your merry way home, giggling and laughing like a cople of schoolgirls about God knows what. You press against her for support a few times and her soft coat is beyond divine...
Love her haircut :D
>>6124515
>>6124783
>all six of them
Not really into multi-tiered breasts on my girls but I'll be damned if I said I didn't find a tall big german shephard anthro girl attractive.
Mission objective: Keep thread alive until Anon writes more
Also, absolutely love the pics :P
>>6125453
I like them only if they're modestly sized like d or smaller
>>6125824
Yeah, each one under the first two needs to be progressively smaller
>>6125824
>>6122771
Got the rest of that comic?
living gasm drives are underrated
>>6127174
They were shit to begin with
>>6127174
I like how her tail is a penis but her actual penis is a snek there to say hai :D
Wow, what a cutie <3
>>6127290
That shit just keeps reminding me of when C-snakes were a thing
Wouldn't be surprised if LGD's were inspired from it
>>6127673
Probably, I remember playing TiTS and fucking up those c-snakes in the jungle.
>>6127691
Those aren't the c-snakes I'm talking about
>>6127773
The ones that are basically parasitic slaught?
>>6127957
Found a wiki about them
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/C-snakes_(species)
Oh man was this fetish terrible
>>6127174
>>6128348
How long does a greentext story have to be? Considering dabbling a bit and writing a short thing.
Also not sure who the artist is on this posted pic, but it is a favorite.
>>6130202
>greentext stories
>having requirements
Just write the damn thing
>>6130202
>i came
is usually the minimum
>>6130202
Not trying to be vague, but probably long enough for you to actually tell some kind of short story at least. I don't really think there's a length requirement, just so long as it's actually a story and not some half-assed fetish meme-post or something.
>>6128348
>https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/C-snakes_(species)
Jesus what
I want to be used as a personal cumdump by a loving herm for the rest of my days
>>6130584
What did you expect from a h/fur appreciation thread?
Sounds like most of the anons here love the idea of getting fucked by some lewd herm or dickgirl.
>>6130618
I believe that to be the anon that wants to be kidnapped and fucked by herms.
He's a weird one.
>>6121493
Sauce?
>>6130294
Moar knots please
>>6130755
Got plenty of those, anon!
>>6130836
>>6130845
>>6130861
>>6130836
Thanks man I fucking love dog dicks
>>6130618
I honestly want to be the one fucking.
At the same time, I also like herms with big dicks
>>6130618
>>6130953
Yeah I mostly want to do the fucking but sometimes I'd like a good dicking from my imaginary girthy girlfriend.
>being primarily interested in doing the dicking in the scope of one of these beauties
Does not compute. Give me the dick.
>>6130953
>>6131030
>>6131187
I think I'd be peachy doing both if I had a beautiful herm gf. I much prefer to bottom though cause honestly how can you resist those gorgeously large hermgirl cocks?
>you will never have a qt herm gf
>you will never get to see her round supple ass in her favorite panties
>you will never see her thick hermcock flop out when she pulls her undies aside
>you will never get nudged onto your back by said qt gf
>you will never see her grin as she slides her big hermcock into your ass
>you will never feel her impressive load of cum flood your insides as she moans in pleasure
>you will never be able to snuggle up against her soft furry body and drift to sleep together
Why is life so cruel?
This image made me fantasize about a herm with a prehensile tentacledick that is much, much longer than it seems. Like, after her nightly hands-free masturbation session, she decides to experiment and see how long her dick really is, as the length she normally plays with is clearly not her entire dick. A few hours and a pile of prehensile cock strewn about the room later, she finally reaches the end. Exhausted, she falls asleep, hoping that her 60 foot long monster will retract into the mysterious pocket dimension within her genital slit. The next morning, she wakes up, her dick only mostly retracted, a good dozen feet still flopping around lazily
>>6131514
Life is cruel. The closest thing is m to f trans but man face is a turn off for me as well some of the abysmal boob jobs. Why cruel world. ;_;
>>6131514
That's why I love the Alina n Anon stories, especially the first one. Sure, he gets buttslut this, bitch that, weakling this, fucktoy that. But at the end of the day, it all becomes worth it when she squeezes you tight against her and she whispers how much she loves you into you ear. Her big arms wrapped around you; soft, warm breasts cushioning your back; and
steady, rhythmic breathing hypnotizing you to drift off into sleep with her.
I know some anons here get tired of the common dom angle, but the appreciation of it all comes from the fact that you get to basically be a cuddlybuddy to a big, soft, warm and loving mate. No matter how much shit they give you for being biologically "inferior", they still love ya.
>>6131867
Reading those stories right now actually
>saying how much she loves you
Agreed, makes it all worth
We can only dream, good anon. Makes it good and bad because we can think up this perfect beautiful girl to perform all of our sexual fantasies with and she will always love you and want to hold you tight and kiss you sweetly that you love but the bad being deep down you understand that it's an unobtainable wish to have that be reality.
Still makes me smile when I think about "her" though. Everybody's got their perfect gal, excellent pic btw.
>>6131695
>Wrapping your dick around your lover while penetrating them
>Lift people with your cock
>Lift yourself with your cock
>Use your dick to make a onepiece
>Use your dick to make panties
>Grab yourself a drink from the fridge, open and close doors, wash yourself, and type stuff without ever using your hands
>Fondle and touch your lover from under the table
>ERP as a firefighter with a big "fire hose"
>ERP as a cowgirl with a big "lasso"
>ERP as a "snake" charmer
>Let your cock flop out across the room at its full length on a lazy day
>Jerk people off while frotting them while jerking yourself off
The things you could do...
>>6132611
You had me at dick panties
>>6132667
plus, you could fuck yourself in the ass/pussy at the same time
>>6132710
>>6132710
>"How can I go fuck myself when I'm already fucking myself?"
>>6124783
Back from work for more German Shepherd goodness!
>The two of you arrive at your place in high spirits up until the door to your house is thrown open.
>You really should've kept up with the clutter.
>Despite the mess she seems very happy, her tail wagging at a fever pitch
>She starts exploring around a bit and even sniffing everything to acquaint herself with your scent
>You crash on the couch and just watch her mysterious antics. Now that you're back home you notice a smell coming off Emily
>It's not an unpleasant odor, more like the smell of a male. Given her body you assume it's her boyfriend's scent and the pair were quite intimate before she moved.
>She's still darting around the room enthralled by your own smells, so you do the completely inappropriate thing and call for her to come over.
>Serves you right for having dogs during your childhood. Still, she quickly darts to your side and even licks your face!
>It seems you've inadvertently put her in a bit of a haze... "Sorry anon, you just smell so good!" she cries, pushing up against you even more.
Is it bad that this is my favorite thread on all of 4chan?
>>6133031
>implying this isn't one of the ONLY worthwhile threads on 4chan.
>>6131695
Now I want this as a full fapfic
>>6132999
Trips demands MOAR
Also, fucking fantastic pic
>>6132999
Fucking trips, nice.
>Only a total monster would keep such an affectionate woman from showing her love. You're no monster, are you?
>You slyly suggest taking things to your bed though since Emily must be tired.
>"It has been a long day... but can we cuddle in bed? I really want to." she replies.
>In seconds the two of you are shirtless and spread on the covers. You notice that the canine's breasts aren't all the same size, but in fact are biggest on the top pair and are smaller on each descending set.
>It doesn't even register in your mind that she wasn't wearing a bra.
>Normally you sleep without any clothing on, so you ask Emily if she minds you stripping completely.
>She doesn't yet the suggestion of her doing likewise makes her very nervous. You can't blame a woman for being shy about revealing her nethers to a man she's met today.
>The two of you duck under the covers and hug closely, each falling asleep in the others' arms.
There'll be more to come later in part 2. Please give any and all feedback.
>>6133657
Yes, my feedback is you need to finish.
>>6132999
Speaking of German Shepard goodness, I'm finally making a proper pic of you-know-who.
>>6132999
Semi related
>tfw you're playing vidya with your friends and one of them starts joking about chicks with dicks and they don't know you're secretly into getting reamed by a qt anthro dickgirl until your gut is distended with hermcum.
>>6133657
>herm acting like a normal being
>has some persontality
>doesn't dive into sex
Good work, nice to see stories where herms aren't thinking with their dick all the time.
>>6134174
And here I was afraid I was being to barebones with the girl. Thank you very much!
>>6133657
I like how they're getting to know each other, not just going "hey, wanna fuck?" right off the bat.
You're taking your time with it, completely respectable.
>>6135380
Ah, herm Talash. Such a pity that a lizard-herm who's otherwise so sexy tends to be almost exclusively used for vore.
>>6134174
>>6134675
Agreed, top-tier. A little relationship development makes the resultant sex so much better... seriously, why is it that only furries seem to do decent, non-psycho-abuser herm/male erotica?
>>6135778
>so sexy
You mean generic
>>6135778
>why is it that only furries seem to do decent, non-psycho-abuser herm/male erotica?
Oh please, furries are normally worse
>>6122802
i just wanted to masturbate, not be haunted by my past mistakes
>You notice that the canine's breasts aren't all the same size, but in fact are biggest on the top pair and are smaller on each descending set.
Ayyyy
Bumping with a qt maid
>>6131867
>>6132250
>>6133806
>Anon's talking about my story
>TPT making drawings of "my" characters
>Realize I haven't written anything in a month
>Have an idea for one but just don't have much of a drive to type it up
I have failed you /hfur/
It is nice to see other anon's trying their hand at greentext
>>6121338
>your dick will never fill a room
just end me my dude
>>6140557
>tfw you come home after a 10 hour shift and still no greentext stories about qt herms
>>6140867
>She come
>He get fucked
there you go senpai
>>6141005
>no cum
>mrw
>>6140591
you can buy a doll house my man and live your dreams
>>6141041
come to think of it, somebody needs to make a video of their dick but it's dressed up at the base/out of a doll so that it looks like a giant hyper dick and then have it get into all kinds of saucy lewdness in a doll house
like it can be flaccid at first and be dragging on the floor and being all "oh dear what a lovely day in dreary england, where did i leave my crumpets" and then it finds the mini crumpets and gets erect and cums on them
this is fantastic material by the way, there's no shame in stealing this idea and making it yourself
>>6139428
>books
every time
fucking Meesh and his labeling
>>6141163
whoops no that's kevinsano
>>6130836
...what happens when it retracts?
>>6141478
skin ripping, blood and pain.
>>6141585
hot
>>6140591
>ywn have a 60 foot long tentacle dick that rests within your pocket dimension of a genital slit
>ywn get fucked in your slit by an anon, who thinks you have an oddly spacious pussy
>ywn have your dick wriggle out like a snake after he's done, the four foot tip intimidating him
>ywn fuck his ass, making him moan in ecstasy as you fill him with your cum
>ywn tire him out after multiple consecutive orgasms
>ywn surprise him in the morning, your cock completely wrapped around him, the tip in his mouth
>ywn surprise him even further by walking out of the room, the rest of your length still trailing behind you
>ywn carry him to the dining room after cooking breakfast, your dick now at its fullest extent
>ywn stroke his duck with yours after a good meal
>hwn plan on coming back for another round of tentacular cock fun
Geneticists pls.
Anons? Quick question; how relevant to this thread is Fall of Eden? It's a text porno-fantasy RPG in the vein of Fenoxo's Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space, and there's several hermaphrodite and shemale recruitable love interests planned or including, ranging from a dominant but not unloving doberherm to a "bro-ette" hyena-herm with a craving for sucking cocks to a friendly yet lewd lizardmorph who mixes alcohol out of her cum and the cum of almost every other dick-equipped member of the party.
Unfortunately, Alder's been on hiatus, so currently the only herms in the game are Miranda (aforemetioned dominant doberherm) and Terry (trappy fox-morph "pet" you can equip with breasts, a bigger cock, and a pussy in addition to his cock).
>>6141740
If it's herm, it goes here
>>6141478
That's the beauty of it anon, it never does, she's always hard and ready to fuck.
>>6142661
that would require her to constantly produce precum so it doesn't get dehydrated/shrivelled up
>>6142683
And this a problem... how?
>>6142727
never directly said it was.
would be pretty impractical for her though. means she would either have to walk around with strainedm, soggy panties/boxers, or find some way to keep her precum contained, without her dick going dry.
>>6142762
Or just always be fucking someone ;)
>>6142805
I just like imagining how life must be for her when she's not fucking someone.
like how her sensitive dick would always be rubbing against the inside of her pants, causing her to cum and shoot creamy loads down one leg from time to time.
or how awkward/fucking impossible it would be to wear panties at all.
>>6142890
Sounds kinda hot to me
I'd like to think she's just nearly always aroused and sensitive, but I personally would imagine she'd still try to wear panties and just keeps rubbing against them whenever she walks somewhere, cumming over and over into them until she can find someone to help her with her problem for a brief moment so she can change her clothes and clean up :P
>mrw
>>6142995
I can definitely see her wearing panties in an attempt to at least keep a bit of femininity.
She'd have to change them pretty often though. Wouldn't want them to get all smelly from the countless loads and endless trickle of precum.
I'd imagine she keeps a spare pair with her at all times, and needs regular "bathroom breaks" to relieve herself and put on a fresh pair whenever it starts getting too moist and sticky down there.
>>6143107
Love the pic, very related, this is sounding like story material to me
I'd imagine that brushing up against anything or anyone would instantly make her leak more and in public places or something she gets all flustered and embarrassed because of her problem and like you said, has to relieve herself often and keep extra panties with her.
And then when she finally gets home for the day just has to strip down as soon as possible and stroke herself or fuck some poor anon to release in >:)
>>6143239
Let's think about this.
>Be wolf herm grill
>Get home from work
>Busy day, went through all her fresh pairs and now her pants are saturated with cum
>Step into shower and start awkwardly peeling off pants, wincing every time they get caught in the fur
>Panties are essentially a disaster area, loaded with what must be litres of cum and dripping with pre
>Take a long needed shower, trying to get all the smell out, while making a futile attempt at making her fur lie straight
>All the while she has a huge throbbing erection demanding her attention
>She decides to ignore it for now, too tired and dehydrated to masturbate
>She dries off her fur as best as she can without touching her throbbing cock, which is now leaking precum again
>Doesn't even bother putting on any clothes because fuck you it's her apartment
>Exhausted after a long day of work and constant poorly timed orgasms, she simply stumbles over to the couch and passes out face first
>With her cock wedged between the couch and her belly, it doesn't take long before she cums again in her sleep
>Wakes up in a puddle of her own lukewarm sperm yet again
Life must be exhausting
>>6143442
>dragon
>herm
>in dress
god damn shes perfect
>>6143634
night gown
>>6143663
herms that either go full tomboy or full girly are my thing either way, though that may be because I've never seen a herm play with mixed fashion
>>6140557
You haven't failed anyone, you just haven't any inspiration lately. Its understandable, HS.
>>6143587
It probably would be exhausting, but I'd dutifully give my time to assist her with her 'problem'
>>6142890
God, I'm practically creaming myself at the thought
I'd think perpetually aroused hermgods would be perpetually serviced by a personal harem and wouldn't actually have to concern themselves with the trappings of civilization.
And only the most worthy fucks who rose to the top in sex combat would have a place in that harem.
But this supposes a scarcity of hermgods.
>>6144183
>sex combat
elaborate?
>>6144212
It's not like I had any ideas about it really.
But trials of sexual endurance, and minimal refractory periods would figure.
Of course it would also come down to the tastes of the queen where she'd choose apart buttock vivacity, genital ebullience, mammary fluidity, and so on.
Maybe those who make the first cut are pitted in carnal competitions against one another wherein the loser is he/she who orgasms first.
But maybe there would be available bonus points for the most creative and surprising lewd maneuvers.
There's probably endless ways to trim down the pack, depending on preference.
>>6144126
>qt anthro wolf herm girl at work
>Typing on computer at her desk, wearing a white blouse and small black jacket and a black skirt
>Winces when she sits up in her chair, causing her sensitive, erect cock to rub against her silky black panties
>Boss walks by, asking if she can run down and get some papers from the copier
>Crosses her legs to try and hide her now leaking boner
>nods hesitantly
>A small wet spot forms on the front of her skirt, her pre clearly the culprit
>thankfully wearing black, maybe no one will notice
>Carefully gets up to walk down the hall to get to the copier
>Starts to walk, her heavy balls and cock still entrapped in her panties keeps rubbing against her
>More pre comes out as her crotch becomes more noticeably damp
>Half-way down the hall, her panties are soaked with her bodily fluids, she can feel a trickle of pre starting to drip down her thigh
>Almost there
>The incessant silky fabric rubbing against her thick cock is getting to be too much
>Cums right in her panties, letting loose thick spurts of spunk into her now soaked undergarments
>Her face is red with embarrassment, and quickly dives into the closest bathroom
>Hides in one of the back stalls, panting heavily
>The front of her skirt is damp with her excitement
>She huffs, and pulls out a spare pair of black silky panties
>Still gotta get those papers
Not normally a writefag, but I tried, any interest?
>>6144482
>Not normally a writefag, but I tried, any interest?
absolutely.
>>6144482
Fuck yeah, this pleases my dick so hard
That awkward point you realize you fucked up the only name you had.
>The next morning you wake up hungover as hell and harder than diamonds
>You had an extremely arousing dream about Elise, something hazy with her and you... doggystyle of course
>Thankfully you're turned away from the Shepherd clamped onto your back and idly licking your neck
>She's very much a representative of her species, warm and soft and her knee's rubbing against the small of your back. Must be having one of those running dreams
>You endure the rubbing since she was so kind before up until she rubs her knee against the back of your leg and the pressure on your back is still present. From what you can tell there's three legs on this woman and that's not logical at all
>Sleep slows your brain as you try and deduce what this mysterious fifth limb might be. It feels covered in fabric like her legs but is much higher up...
>Eventually it hits you and you're in the bathroom in seconds
>That erection wasn't real, she isn't a herm. There's no way, that'd be ridiculous.
>Why is the thought of her knotted cock turning you on?
>Why do you want to check and make sure, to touch that crimson cock?
>It's more than just making sure, you realize as you sit on the toilet. You want her even if she's intersexed. Perhaps even more so than when you thought she was female.
>Your private thoughts are interrupted by a knock at the bathroom door
>It's Elise, asking if you're okay in there
Maybe a perma-cumming herm could just have an extra voluminous condom put on her dick that's held in place by straps or a cock ring type thing.
>>6144993
have you ever tried to keep masturbating even after you cum? after a while, it starts getting painful.
a condom held in place by a cockring would put constant pressure on her cock, eventually leading to cramps.
besides, the condom might eventually slip off or burst, leading to her pants getting even more soaked.
no, I think well padded panties would be the best solution.
>>6145088
Personally I think my mouth would be the best solution
>>6145113
Maybe temporarily, yes.
A resourceful lady looks for more permanent solutions though.
Hey guys, so this user by the name of CoalHeart on FA asked to do a coloring of my bee pic, and it is basically nothing short of fantastic.
Here's the guy's page, he deserves the support! He doesn't have much, and I couldn't find an e621, InkBunny or even a DA page. But hey, something is better than nothing at all.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/coal-heart/?nocacheplz=1478213487
>>6145173
you have a higher res version of that pic? looks neat.
>>6145088
So a diaper basically lol
>>6145173
>?nocacheplz=1478213487
Fuck its a virus!
>>6145428
no, just padded in the front, so she can rest the tip of her dick against it.
...so basically like a lightweight makeshift diaper yeah.
>>6145531
I opened it up and it's completely fine.
>>6144482
Cont.
>Peaks out of the bathroom stall
>All clear
>Throws away a rather large bundle of sticky paper towels she used to clean up
>Looks in the mirror and sees that her little stain is hardly noticeable on her black skirt
>Musters up some courage and looks out into the hall, no one around
>Now's her chance
>Makes her way down the hall nonchalantly
>Doing good so far, her cock still somewhat sated from earlier
>Focuses on reaching the copier
>Doesn't see cute golden retriever coworker walking around the corner
>bumperino
>Her bigger wolf form sends him toppling to the floor, dropping all his papers and knocking his glasses off
>Arm brushes against her crotch
>Oh god, insta-boner
>Her cock is now throbbing again at the new stimulation
>Face is red and she hurriedly tries to help pick up his papers and help him up
>Repeatedly saying she's sorry
>He laughs about it and asks if she can find his glasses, can't see without them
>Thankfully he can't see the growing bulge in her skirt with a small wet spot forming at the tip
>Picks up his glasses and quickly hands them to him before speeding off before he can notice
>Gonna have to buy him coffee later
>From the commotion her fresh black panties are now rubbing against her teased tip again
>"Why did I only bring silk ones today?"
>Too late now, boss is probably wondering what's taking so long
>She can feel the soft fabric tease and glide against her tender hermflesh, getting damper with each step
>Finally reaches the printer, grabbing the papers
>Success
>She turns around and looks down the hall
>Bosses office is on the complete other end
>Fuck
>Throws the papers on his desk, hunched over, face is red, panting heavily
>"Is something wro-"
>"YEAH I REALLY GOTTA GO, I THINK MY GOLDFISH MISSES ME"
>???
>Runs out to her car, her loins are practically dripping at this point
>Gets in, pulls up her skirt
>Her erection is sticking out of the top of her pre-soaked panties
>Starts stroking her big aching cock.
Moar soon
>>6135778
>Ah, herm Talash. Such a pity that a lizard-herm who's otherwise so sexy tends to be almost exclusively used for vore.
A girl's gotta eat.
>>6145192
Nope, sorry. Guy works small, I guess.
>>6144824
>Just feeling a bit sick, you call back
>It's a combo of lovesick and physical illness brought on by the revelation that the woman you're crushing on has a cock that's bigger than yours
>You assume as much, since, well, you haven't seen it
>But the way your luck's going she's probably got over a foot of sausage in those jeans
>"Do you want me to fix breakfast anon? I can make something that'll go down easy!" she offers in her bubbly tone
>Now the thought of food actually makes you ill. Yep, here comes the booze.
>Right before you vomit you manage to tell her to fix whatever for herself
>Fifteen minutes of suffering later you stagger into the kitchen and are immediately assaulted by the smell of eggs, bacon, and grits
>Your newfound friend has managed to make a breakfast unlike any you've seen before
>Did you even have all this in your kitchen?
>"Are you feeling better? I didn't know what you liked so I went with the best food I could think of." she comments, adjusting her pants with her ass turned to you
>Oh yeah, that little detail
>You eat in mostly silence and finally manage to thank her before she leaves
>Elise thanks you too, kissing you on the cheek and licking your face all over. She leaves her number and promises to return tonight for date number two!
>>6146391
>Eats silently when a total qt made you eggs, bacon, and grits for you
I'd be appreciating the FUCK out of her for a fucking homemade breakfast like that, gad damn.
>>6146481
This anon's still conflicted about that GIANT KNOTTED DOG COCK. I'll do date #2 later!
>>6145833
Cont. Part three!
>She starts stroking her big aching cock
>Pre is leaking down her shaft, making it glisten
>Her soft hand glides easily over her sensitive flesh, a soft moan escaping her lips
>God she's really needed this
>Gropes one of her supple D-cup breasts as she pleasures herself
>Her golden retriever coworker did kinda have a really nice butt, she thought as her cock throbbed needily
>She slid off her panties and wrapped the silky fabric around the tip of her cock
>Her breath becomes heavier as she quickens the pace of her strokes, rubbing her own cum-soaked panties against her shaft
>Dirty thoughts clouded her mind as she imagined herself pushing down that cute dog boy and plowing his nice round butt
>Gasps out, curling her toes
>A huge, thick rope of cum shoots out through the thin fabric of her underwear, followed by spurt after spurt of heavy hermcum
>She reaches down and rubs her impressive balls as they keep pumping out her gigantic load
>Cum runs down her temporarily sated cock, her black panties ruined
>Finally her orgasm fades out
>"I really need to get a stay-at-home job..."
>She sighed and laid back in her seat, exhausted.
Wew, tried my best, any criticism for a first time storyfag? I just really wanted a story so I thought, fuck it, I'll write one.
>>6141682
The lack of tentaclecock is a criminal offense
Update on the Jackie pic.
>>6148527
Lookin' good so far!
>>6148527
her ears seem a bit crooked, you should move them
>>6144482
>>6145833
>>6146816
I won't be nutting this hard again for a LONG time
>>6148986
Really happy that someone enjoyed it so much, I had fun :)
Maybe I'll try and write more stories for my favorite thread, perhaps do requests for anons for funsies?
>>6149181
New discord link: https://discord.gg/Py28jvF
>>6150356
Discord is garbage
>>6150389
I'd make something else if it could easily support different rooms, image previews, nicknames, and the multiple voice channels.
>>6150438
You shouldn't of made one in the first place. We already have this comfy thread
>>6150484
A couple of people seem to agree with the idea and we still have this comfy thread, I don't see a problem with this!
>>6150526
I heard the one for mlp went to shit
Its only a matter of time before yours does
>>6150580
Man, you're just a ray of positive attitude aren't you? Why not just let things be as they are?
>>6122455
i dont understand whats going on in this
>>6133824
>Mfw I keep saying "You like chicks with dicks, baby?" as a joke
>None of them know I actually do
>>6150734
According to the description, the ones not masturbating are her "personalities", or something.
It would be hotter if it was a selfcest/incest orgy.
>>6150610
>>6133824
>>6150742
Literally only my siblings and best bro know I'm into this shit, cause I know they're the only people who won't judge me. I'm not even sure I'd tell any girlfriend I'd have unless we were already super comfy with each other.
>page 10
>1.5 hours
Just catching up, I'm surprised the immediate response to the endlessly leaking herm problem wasn't to have a personal uh, "towel boy" to soak things up. Possibly with their mouth.
>>6153282
why cant it ever be a girl for a change?
>>6153288
I don't think towel girls are really a thing but that definitely works for me.
>>6153282
I volunteer as tribute!
ech
Why can't I be this lucky?
>>6155695
Doesn't look like she cares much
>>6155727
Looks more like an "Oh? You want some too?" Kind of expression to me, but I could be wrong.
>>6155695
the cock isn't just gonna fall into your lap
you gotta get that dick
You know,
This reminds me of my days in SL.
>>6156090
I never used SL, what about the thread reminds you of it?
>>6155012
Ech
Never give up, never surrender
>browsing e6 for some rat herms
>find a good pic of one fucking a girl
>turns out she catches females to fuck then process into food
Anyone else have things that turn what would be an instant turn-on into an instant turn-off?
>>6158277
90% of all furry porn
also vorefags ruin everything, like, they get off on the fact that it's ruining something for someone, somewhere. That's their real fetish.
>>6158277
Of course.
Literally any of those great pics but they have captions on them, very rarely the captions actually enhance the pic but a lot of the times they look like they were written by a honry twelve year old with poor grammar and edited in with paint.
It makes me actually want to rip my eyes out.
>>6158297
I mean, I like certain vore pics, but a majority of it I can't even look at it's just so bad. It's gotta be a good artist, and those are really hard to find for vore.
And sorry, I don't get off to ruining something for you, I honestly try not to be a gigantic faggot about it and keep it to myself.
>>6158297
No, it's not vore, it's downright cannibalism.
This is the pic I'm talking about. I saw it, read the caption and thought, "Oh, so they kidnap girls to breed. That's kinda kinky." Then I scrolled down. The girls are fucked and then slaughtered for food. And the characters' owner has pages of herms fucking girls to death, eating them live, chopping them up, etc.
>>6158511
I'm pretty sure this lad starting having weird thoughts after seeing Cannibal Holocaust
>>6158511
Yeah that's kinda fucked up, I just like the nice soft vore, not the chop-ya-up-fer-dinner kind.
>>6158277
Vore, hand's down. I can like "endosoma" - soft vore that's explicitly non-lethal, even went through a phase where it was something I actively sought out - but the simple fact that every vore piece out there turned soft-vore into digestion, combined with the unrelenting unlikeableness of the predators (human preds seem to be worse on average than furry/monstergirl preds, though), just made me reject it hard.
Gives me real conflicted feelings about some artists. Like, Talash's herm form is near-universally sexy, whether she's chubby or slim, but the fact 90% of her artwork is typical "scarfing down sapients and acting like this makes her morally superior" vorefaggery repels me.
>>6158879
I whole-heartedly agree.
>>6158511
I'm surprised you didn't already have whitekitten blacklisted
>>6158879
Weird thing is, I think most of my dislike for vore comes from the combination of A: being digested alive is a *horrific* way to die, and B: vorepreds are basically depicted as serial killers, smug psychoes who choose people at random and kill them for their own twisted pleasure, and we're supposed to root for them.
Funny thing is, I'm not so bothered by "corpse-scavenging" - a character eating the bodies of people they killed for non-related reasons afterwards due to simple pragmatism.
Heck, I'm actually contemplating a D&D smutfic featuring a chubby herm lizardfolk whose personality is basically Dungeon Meshi Protag ("I want to eat all the exotic delicacies I can make from monsters!") meets the lizardfolk lore of pragmatic cannibalism ("if it tried to kill you, it's okay to eat it if you beat it"), even traveling with similar "super-predator gourmands".
...Actually, now I'm morbidly curious; since said smutfic involves a male human wizard serving as straight man, party face and boytoy to said band of rough & tumble D&D hermfurs (lizardfolk, gnoll, thri-kreen or aranea, maybe others if I get more ideas), would it be relevant to this thread when I write it?
>>6158879
>near-universally sexy
You keep using that word for generic trash
>>6158646
What about like transformation vore? Like where an unbirthed character is reborn with a new body. Or a cockvored character is now a goo girl made of jizz etc.
>>6160124
Transformation vore is kinda cool if the art is cool. There was a comic that I forgot the name of that I really liked where big herm snakes would unbirth girls they captured into their slits and hold them in there for a while and then they'd be born again as big-cocked herm snakes too, shit was cash cause the art was really nice too.
Definitely a fan of cockvore, something about getting fed into some big sexy herm's huge cock and stored in her balls is kinda hot, albeit more on the "what the literal fuck" end of the fetish spectrum. But hey, everyone's got their kinks I guess.
Getting digested in a herm's heavy balls and turned into cum is pretty interesting, although yeah it kinda sucks cause they're probably dead and that always kind of turned me a little off about it. Being turned into a cum-goo-girl sounds cool though, but I haven't seen any of that personally, so idk.
Mostly I love vore where nobody dies and is instead let back out or transformed into something else, if that makes sense? Cock and anal vore especially.
Any herm/dickgals in lingerie? <3
>>6161466
>>6161639
>>6161660
>>6133657
Where are you writefag?
>>6162072
Too busy getting fugged by a big german shepherd herm apparently.
>>6162116
Well, I really can't fault him if that's the case.
why we dont have more futa on male, it seems not too much people are into it
>>6163236
>implying no one here would love to fuck or get fucked by a qt herm
>>6163236
Are you blind?
It's the herm on female I'm worried about
>>6158277
Whitekitten?
>>6163799
Nice b8
>>6163831
>responds to it anyway
baitposting is fucking cancer
>>6163743
Ding ding, you guessed it
>>6163831
Ok show me some decent quality futa on male art made this month
Reminder not to respond to shitposters, even ironically. Don't give it the satisfaction it craves.
Progress on the Jackie pic.
>>6164478
Maybe have her name neatly written on her name-tag? Just a suggestion! Lookin' good so far.
>>6164516
I'm gonna do that when I'm completely done with it. Text is always the last thing I put in. Thank you, by the way!
>>6164478
What a strange dress policy. I approve.
>>6165137
You know I'm massive faggot for Egyptian motif just like any other furry buuuut... kinda missed the mark there.
>>6165137
Longblueclaw is a great artist
>>6166059
>>6166071
>page six
Come on now
>>6166059
>Longblueclaw
>great artist
>>6166713
>wasting a bump at page 6
>>6122802
careless_whisper_(with_lyrics).mp4
>>6122802
Wow. If true, you're a huge idiot.
>>6141585
My daddy taught me a couple things too, like how not to rip the skin by using your hands instead of your own sheath.
>>6158277
>>6163743
What do you think would happen if Whitekitten and Lenexwants characters got into a fight? Is it bad I want to see a war between cannibal herms and dickcutting psychopaths?
>>6164478
W-what's she doing with her other hand?
>>6145173
>insect herms
>>6155012
Man, I just remembered how much I fapped to Urta in CoC.
>>6168658
Pity Alder suffered that damn meltdown of his. FoE's Miranda was shaping up to be pretty hot in her own way, too - you know she was supposed to get a full-fledged romance & recruitment arc in the game's second chapter?
>>6158277
Almost anything that ends in death/permanent mutilation, but vore is one of the most common offenders.
As rape is one of my bigger fetishes, you may imagine how often ending of a story makes me feel guilty about my boner.
>>6169022
>pushing your game on us this hard
I hate random kicks in speed
>>6164478
Is she fingering her butt with her left hand?
Not very hygienic when serving food.
>>6170164
While this is true, I'd still much rather eat out her ass than have some of the food that comes out of diners these days.
>>6165810
Found this, is this any better? I know I'm definitely in love...
>>6170164
Nah, she just has her hand behind her back. Then again, I didn't make that seem very clear, did I?
>>6170573
Thought that was obvoius
But you're dealing with perverted minds here
If people like stories, I could try and do a short one, though I'm a pretty trashy writer. If someone has an idea, throw it my way if you're not too picky about quality.
>>6170800
An anon turning into a submissive bitch being forced into oral and throatfucked the entire time, with lots of ball-smacking
Not sure which particular herm-fur though
>>6170346
it doesn't really look like she bends her arm to go across her back. from that perspective, it looks like it goes down past her tail instead.
I'm not complaining though.
>>6171026
oops. meant for >>6170573
>>6170495
Not bad, but thinking of Egyptian lovelies reminded me of this actually.
>>6171160
She's gorgeous, 10/10 would love to get to know on an intimate level.
>>6171160
>dem eyes
UNF
>>6171160
I'd just want to lay in bed naked with her, looking into her stunning eyes, gently running my fingers through her dark fur just to feel how soft she is.
I'd want to know what it felt like to have her hands touch me back, what her amazing figure feels like pressed up against mine.
I want to get lost in her glorious golden eyes.
I want to get to know how to please her and make her smile and moan and get her all hard and leaking.
>ctrl + f "I love hermcock"
>0 results.
I love hermcock.
I just took a fifteen minute nap and had a dream about a shapeshifting herm who kidnapped and knocked out females, took their clothes, and then fucked their boyfriends.
It was kinda hot
>>6175493
>Not loving hermcock
what are you, gay?
>>6175532
I want this meme to end
>>6175609
what, the fact that M/H is straighter than M/M?
>>6175682
I was talking about the "hermcock" meme
Every damn thread
>>6175800
It's better than "I love marecock". Now they're literally worshipping the cock.
>>6175989
Boy do I hate that also when I see it on the cat
>>6175493
>>6121659
any more from this artist? who is "A.K"
>>6151461
Tell girlfriend you have a fetish for furry herms after getting really close while just hanging out at your house.
>She seems disgusted and leaves earlier than usual
Try calling her to apologize, she doesn't answer
Finally she sends you a text a week later to tell you to pick up your stuff you left at her house.
>You know its over...
Go to her house to pick up your stuff when she asked
>Knock on the door
>Hear her walk up to the door, then she opens it
Feeling ashamed whisper a sorry while looking at your feet.
>Try to look up at her face one last time but your gaze stops on something else
A gigantic bulge in her sweatpants that could only be made by a horse cock.
>She smiles and gestures you inside.
It looks like she got her disgust pretty quick.
>>6176789
Livin' the fuckin' dream.
Life needs more girls willing to do this for their guy, I know I'd be jealous as heck if I knew someone with that kind of relationship.
>>6175609
I wanna be in a shark grils belly
>>6177058