I wasn't paying attention to the image limit, so new thread for Spooky Games 31 continues here, with a useless arena event.
>>6105468
https://mega.nz/#F!NNNw1BqZ!eIJU_KCZmX2wKNDCovLSOg
>Better?
>>6105475
Oh, I... I died? Of hypothermia, no less?
This is embarrassing.
>>6105437
>Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty anon! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
>>6105444
>She doesn't even look back at him.
If course.. Trash like me is supposed to have bad taste..
>>6105445
Sort of.. I'm the opposite failed version of my sister, but she's based on people so.. Close enough?
>She looks over at Jill again and sighs.
I'm supposed to be a singer, but my voice is.. Wrong.
>>6105474
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
>>6105499
WILL
>>6105487
You must realize how strange it sounds when you say it like that, sir. I would rather you did it because I did something wrong.
>>6105490
>Much better. Tanks Lambda and sorry for making you go through all this trouble.
>>6105497
I'll be the judge of that. Haku, sing for me would you? It's getting kinda of boring without any tunes.
>>6105509
>Happy to help. Hope you have fun with it. It was really my screwup
>>6105518
>Shit...
>>6105497
...
>Ivan's disgusted glare turns into one of guilt and concern, taking one step forward.
I-I was only joking, дa? You should not think of yourself in such a way, пьяницa.
>>6105509
I do not blame you for thinking it is strange. There is a reason everyone calls me frightening, and I really do wish that my bosses were wrong on that front.
...You did not do anything wrong, Зaкopючки. I apologise, even if all the words in the world cannot fix this.
>>6105503
WAKE
>>6105553
YOU
>>6105514
Go Aya!!
>>6105559
WITH
>>6105497
You manic! You blew it up! God damn you all to HEEEEEEEEELL!
It's ok., ily Haku / Best Boy.
>>6105514
I had fucking commentary for that screen, I really did.
Oh well. THIS IS GAAAAAAAAAAME!
>>6105573
Congratulations to Yurusen, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhvUeoZYSWo
>>6105573
Well done sir. Thank you for the game, ma'am.
>>6105540
Okay then, sir. I believe I should be leaving. I shall see you another time.
end
>>6105582
BOO!
>>6105585
>>6105573
Sweet. Thanks.
>>6105592
Well, that's a shame Aya.
Congrats, thing, and thanks for the show.
>>6105593
WE DID IT ANON
WE SAVED HALLOWEEN
I CAN FINALLY FUCK OFF TO BED
>>6105583
>>6105591
>>6105596
>>6105608
Happy Halloween, guys and gals.
>>6105592
Thanks f-for hosting...
>>6105518
H-huh..? This is sudden.. But that is fine.. Just don't hate me afterwards..
>She sets the bottle down and stands to sing properly.
https://youtu.be/D9nELa_mDdA
>>6105540
Don't worry, I'm sorry a failure like me has made you felt bad..
>>6105571
>I-I love you too? This is strange..
>>6105592
Congratulations Yuru..
Thank you for hosting for a failure like me..
>>6105592
>>6105573
Only a spooky ghost like me can win these games!
>>6105592
My gratitude for the tournament, host.
>>6105591
Дa, дpyг. I do hope we are still friends after this, but I should not get my hopes up. Дo cвидaния, Squigly. Я бyдy видeть вac в дpyгoй paз.
>>6105620
Don't say something like that! You are not a failure by any means, even if I have only met you just now! Whatever makes you think something like that?
>>6105631
>rubs da pucci
>>6105613
FUCK YEAH, HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST
HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ANON, AND YOU BETTER GET READY FOR GUY FAWKES
GOOD NIGHT
>>6105615
>>6105620
>>6105631
>>6105637
No problem you guys. Happy Halloween to you guys too.
>>6105585
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6105592
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6105620
Love is always strange senpai.
>>6105620
....You weren't kidding on that messed up voice crap. But you know, it has it's charm to it. And I kinda of like it.
>"I hate it."
("Nobody asked for your opinion.")
HAPPY CHRISTMAS 1ST EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>6105687
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS, IT'S GUY FAWKES
>>6105687
Time for the 55 days of Christmas with a little bit of thanksgiving in between
>>6105687
We are currently 53 days, 22 hours, 47 minutes, and 12 seconds from Christmas. I do believe it somewhat too early to be celebrating.
>>6105687
Can't be worse than last year.
>>6105692
SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT GUY FAWKES
>>6105717
I DO, AND SO DOES THE REST OF FUCKING BRITAIN
WE GET EXPLOSIONS AND SHIT
>>6105701
I think you are counting down till christmas eve.
>>6105641
The fact that it's true.. Ask anyone who knows me.. I'm just a failed byproduct of my sister..
>>6105669
>All this aside I am enjoying her, too bad now her and Kaito will never happen.
>>6105670
I'm not questioning your truthfulness but... A lot of people already hate my voice so you don't have to worry..
>She sits back down and takes her bottle back into her hand, mumbling out a.
What's one more..?
>>6105729
Even so, would it not be considered too early to be celebrating such a holiday on the very first hour of November?
>>6105723
christmas is still better tho
>>6105742
Tell that to marketing, hun.
>>6105701
You'd be surprised, Aigis. At the supermarket I found here they were already selling Christmas decorations before the fifteenth, even
>>6105687
Is it really becoming winter already? Ah, I must get ready for that event...
>>6105736
Чтo зacтaвляeт тeбя гoвopить этo? You cannot be a failure if you still have purpose, дa? I may not know you, and you may not know me, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that you are wrong!
>>6105736
If people hate your voice, then that's them. All I can say, is find a niche, and exploit that niche for all it's worth. It doesn't matter if the majority hates you, as along as SOME people like it.
You understand?
>>6105747
I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT GUY FAWKES IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS, ANON
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS, IT'S FUCKING GUY FAWKES,
Omaera, good morning! It looks like its gonna be another cold and sunny day
I can host in a 20-30 minutes if you want to play
>>6105782
yo, stop fucking guy fawkes
>>6105792
ME AND HIM ARE JUST FRIENDS, YOU FUCK
>>6105789
Oh, hello, hello, dearie! That would be much appreciated, ahuhuhu~!
>>6105800
with benefits, huh?
>>6105789
>"What a cute little thing!"
("I think it's creepy more than cute.")
Morning to ya.
>>6105748
Marketing? Searching internet...
...It is customary for several retailers to begin advertising for holiday sales as early as September. Oh dear.
>>6105752
How long has this phenomenon of capitalized holiday seasons occured, Junpei? It is not a subject I have payed much attention on.
>>6105772
I'm only still around because my family wants me to be.. Surly I'm a burden on them..
>She takes a drink from her bottle.
>>6105773
>She has a slight smile and it sounds like she let a faint laugh out.
That.. That sounds like something Kaito would say.. Or someone would say to him.
>>6105808
N-NO, FUCK YOU, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, NOTHING MORE
IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE HIM OR ANYTHING
>>6105811
A few years, at least. Been getting worse and worse each year
>>6105811
Yeah, it's a real problem. Kind of kills the holiday spirit.
>>6105736
It's a shame, they would have been a cute pair.
But I'm glad you're enjoying her. That's the most important thing.
>>6105816
Who knows. I don't know the guy besides his name. But if I managed to sound like him, more power to me then.
>She digs into her jacket pocket, taking out her phone. Turing it on, she looks at it.
11:26PM... damn, it's late for me.
>She looks back at Haku, putting her phone away.
>>6105789
If you wish to, my friend, it would be much appreciated.
>>6105816
If you were a burden, you wouldn't be with your family, now would you? They would have made it clear from the start that they did not tolerate your presence!
>Sighing, Ivan sits down and begins to mutter to himself.
Я никoгдa нe вcтpeчaл кoгo-тo тaк ceбe oбecцeнивaющий в мoeй жизни. You do not honestly think so lowly of yourself, do you?
>>6105822
>>6105829
Hm. What if were to propose a mass exodus to a non capitalistic country that were to celebrate proper Christmas values?
>>6105868
I'm not sure how we would go about that in the first place. Soon enough people will complain about the early advertising thing and it will equal out
>>6105868
I kind of like this country for the most part.
i am the one who betray
>cody
>>6105846
>I-I'm going to do something sad and ship 'em anyway!.. I'm kidding, that's going too far..
>>6105857
He's.. He's an idiot.. You're definitely different.
>Haku waves at Jill, looking up at her.
You can go if you're tired, I don't mind.. We'll probably see each other again..
>>6105862
They'd feel guilty about it, like you feel guilty right now, we're family so I'd expect them not to say it..
>She takes another drink ignoring the Russian entirely.
I don't.. I know I'm so lowly.
>>6105949
no deal u betray
>cody
hey, does anyone avfag Magneto or Quicksilver? i was thinking of picking one of them up, but i wasn't sure.
>>6105979
Yes I do. Don't touch my X-men.
>>6105979
>Not that I've seen, no, but I've only been here three weeks anyways.
>>6105954
Heт, I feel guilty because you took my insult to heart! I did not intend for you to take it so personally, even if I love vodka as much as I do sunflowers...
>Ivan just looks at the woman, wondering what to say next. After a while, he opens his mouth.
Дoкaжитe этo. Give me evidence that you are as lowly as you say you are, because I have my doubts that you are a failure.
>>6105906
Then what if we were to create our own country?
>>6105905
But then perhaps next year, advertising could start as early as July. It appears measurements are not being taken to prevent such occurrences in the future.
>>6105954
We probably will Haku. But yeah, today been interesting.
>Jill shoves her hands into her pockets, and turns around.
See ya later.
>"And thus, another day in this place has come to an end. Still, you're going need to clean your apartment.
("Don't remind me... I still got to clean Ford's mess on the floor.")
>"Good luck with that by the way."
>>6106003
>Then what if we were to create our own country?
Micronations don't count as countries, m8.
>>6106003
Big boss already tried that, didn't work out so well.
>>6105954
Yeah that'd be a little TOO desperate if you did that.
But you can always ship her with me desu.
>>6106003
There's not much we can do but complain and not support that kind of thing. Companies listen to money more than complaints. At least, companies like Walmart or Target do
Uh, I think I should better go to sleep again so I won't collapse
>>6106020
There are several key differences between a micronation created for the purposes of celebration, and a micronation dedicated to housing soldiers, Anonymous.
>>6106018
Even so, It would allow us to oversee the celebration of Holidays as we see fit.
>>6106039
Hmm...
What if we were to procure large amounts of funds to prevent this from occurring?
>>6106000
I have already given you evidence.. I am just a failed byproduct of my sister.. But if you insist on hearing about it.. I'm a singer with the worst voice in my family even my name means something 'negative'..
>She takes another long drink from her nearing empty bottle.
>>6106006
Have a pleasant rest Jill...
>She manages to mumble it out and weakly waves farewell.
>>6106025
>Y-you're doing this on purpose! Knock it off..! As if I'd just hand over my waifu..!
>>6106055
Yeah, I suppose you have a point there. Where would be have it then?
>>6106055
But it isn't a legitimate nation, tho.
>>6106052
Don't let us keep you.
>>6106055
That's easier said than done
>>6106052
Go to sleep, comrade.
>>6106068
>Ivan sighs for the third time today.
You cannot be a failure if people... Would "use" be an acceptable word in this context? If people use you. Этo глyпo. Чpeзвычaйнo. You are not the worst, as being the worst is subjective - names do not have a say in most things, too.
>>6106073
>>6106076
>>6106094
Then we shall make it Legitimate.
I have determined that in order to obtain optimal level of Christmas spirits, it would be recommended to create our Micronation at the center of the North Pole.
I shall beginning a rough draft of our constitution immediately!
>>6106105
That sounds rather dangerous. But I'm down if you have a heater installed.
>>6106105
In order for my fragile body to survive at the north pole I'll have to cling to your warm chassis, possibly in the form of cuddling.
>>6106105
Although I know that butting into conversations is rude, perhaps I could assist you with making your micronation legitimate? I have some land ready to make your country real if you need it, дa? I have... Experience with things like these, my friend. I can help out if you need me to.
>>6106097
Did I say something about being used..? Only a few people write songs for me.. I have only a handful of original songs.. The rest being covers.. Not being good ones either..
>>6106068
But dude, YOU'RE my waifu.
>>6106105
Aigis, that's probably...
Well at least you're eager about it
Wh-why is it still spook-o-vision in here?
Give me an obscure character to play
>>6106140
>I have mixed feelings about that.. But surely there are better people, who are you?! Whooooooo?
>Oh speaking of, knock knock.
>>6106164
>Haku Yowane.
>Also, kek ahead of time.
>>6106164
The ps3 game library.
>shitposts jewishly
>>6106138
No, I just heard "product" and drew some conclusions from there. See, SOME people have written songs for you, so that means that you are not useless, дa? Covers are also proof that you aren't useless. I know trash when I see it, and you are not trash.
>>6106156
It is still Halloween.
I think.
>>6106164
>Liechtenstein :^)
>In all seriousness, Spike from Ape Escape is a good choice.
>>6106156
Because screw you.
>That fucking filename
>>6106164
>Any PC98 Touhou
>Or a Gundam character
>>6106164
Lum-chan from urusei yatsura.
>>6106175
>Before I actually go to sleep, I was actually planning on avaing Spike, but decided against it.
>>6106109
>>6106128
Installing a Heater would require a building to place said heater in. I would recommend you two to huddle with each other for warmth around a bonfire, while I construct a suitable building around you.
>>6106132
Your offer much appreciated, but it imperative to the "spirit" of this nation that we mark our borders around the North Pole.
>>6106153
Junpei, do you know where one may obtain building materials suitable for arctic conditions?
Was there ever a guy that used QuickSilver as an ava here? Just curious.
>>6106175
But that ended hours ago! There's no reason to have skeletons dancing around me.
>>6106186
Wow Rika-tan, that was very rude of you.
>>6106202
And what about food?
>>6106203
KK did for a little while.
>>6106207
I'm tired and grumpy, sue me. I don' even know what I'm doing up, or still being in costume.
>>6106164
Anyone from 100% Orange Juice.
>>6106215
...I had not considered that humans would require a regular intake of food where none is regularly available..
Anonymous, how would rate your wildlife hunting skills on a scale of 1 to 725?
>>6106175
...
>She takes the bottle and drinks the last of it.
You are not doing a good job at this.. Of course I don't look bad, if anything at least Crypton can make a failure look the least bit eye pleasing..
>>6106196
>Give it a go, m80. I always use my nostalgia goggles whenever I hear of that series, so I would suggest you try it out - for fun, you know.
>>6106202
...Which is fine, but I can help you with the land within the North Pole. I have ways of gaining land, дa? I can always help you out if you need me to. Partitioning is a hobby of mine, too~
>>6106207
How do you think I feel? It is November 1st where I am, so this is extremely annoying for me seeing the board be black and orange.
I dislike it. A lot.
>>6106202
I don't, Aigis. I'm a little league coach
>>6106222
Then the best thing for you to do is take your close off and relax! Maybe drink some coffee or listen to very loud music.
>>6106240
I thought you Americans loved Halloween? It's like the one year you guys can dress up and be someone you're not.
>>6106236
665, though I think the only wildlife there are penguins if anything.
>>6106166
Nah. I'm just a lurker who wandered here, made a small folder but I ain't nobody important.
Who's there?
>>6106240
>Yeah... anyways, actually going to sleep now.
>Have a pic of what Jill did in her younger days... that she is now embarrassed of.
>>6106252
Coffee doesn't really bother me.
>She adjusts her costume's hat briefly
Honestly, the best idea's probably just turning in.
>Rika
>>6106255
>How long have you been lurking? Are you going to pick someone up eventually?
>Such a lust for revenge.
>>6106238
>Ivan gives a mock offended expression, placing a hand upon his chest.
My heart... You are not a failure, regardless. Think of the positives you have and focus on those instead of being a downer, дa? I am not a guru or anything like that, I am just a Russian drunkard. It is from my perspective.
>>6106252
...
Russia. I am Russia. I am not, and never will be America. I enjoy dressing up, but the timezones here are UNBEARABLE! Besides, my costume isn't even anything special...
>>6106264
>I never knew that Jill was a big fan of Alfred. Huh. The more you know, amirite? Good night, m8. Have a good rest.
>>6106285
About two months. I planned on picking up a Touken Ranbu once I decided which one.
Who?!
>>6106276
Probably. It'll save you from looking ridiculous.
I mean really Rika-tan, green hair? A bigger chest? You're kidding yourself.
>>6106298
Boy Russia, you're very good at looking American. How do you do it? It's like you're a naturally good impostor.
>>6106305
>It's just the outfit, really.
HEY! The person who wore this first was a great woman, watch what you say!
Took me all week to make it, too...
>>6106241
...What if we were to construct huts out of gloves and baseball bats?
>>6106240
I do not believe there will be many people we will have to partion with in the Arctic.
Any objections from the local wildlife will be met with gunfire.
>>6106253
Penguins are found on the opposite end of the planet, Anonymous. You may be mistaking them for Polar Bears.
...I wonder how much the average human would be able to survive on Polar Bear meat per bear.
>>6106264
such a cutie
>kissu
>>6106321
That would probably be a bid idea
My little ______ can't be this _______!
>>6106321
Now that's not true, girlie. Penguins are found all over the world. The most popular penguin, the Emperor Penguin, is indeed found in polar places.
But if we're talking about penguins in general, then they're all over the world.
>>6106316
You actually made it? You could've gotten a nice plastic Men in Black costume for dirt cheap. All you'd have to do is sell some of your junk for a good bit of money and you'd have looked good.
>>6106298
>Haku doesn't seem to notice as she's looking into her empty bottle.
I'm sorry if I offend you but.. This is just who I am.. Ever since I was made, to 'cheer me up' would be to change the person I am.. Besides.. Kaito's been at it a lot longer than anyone's dared to waste so much time on me..
>>6106303
>Would you be mad if I said I didn't know what that was? Because I don't... But go for it.
>I'm very proud of that terrible joke.. Wanna hear another? Knock knock.
Well, dearies, I've got to retire for the night. See you all, ahuhuhu~!
>On a sidenote, RPing as Muffet went way better than I thought it would, so yay?
>>6106321
Perhaps a week depending on how many meals you make out of it.
>>6106303
Who'd you play as?
>>6106361
>You were great!
>Movie got cancelled. We ended up eating food then bro went to bed, so... I guess I'mma play vidyagames.
>>6106358
Nah, it's all good. Touken Ranbu's basically Kantai Collection but with swords instead of boats and boys instead of girls.
Sure thing. Who's there?
>>6106373
>I still really recommend you watch Wicker Man at some point. It was absolutely hilariously bad.
>Also, thank you!
>>6106305
It is the hairstyle, I swear to God it is. With the mannerisms I have and the way I speak, there is no way that I could be an imposter of him. Perish the thought, дa?
>>6106321
But countries such as, say, Finland and Denmark could have potentially claimed the North Pole as theirs. I can always have fun making sure that the land will be given to someone useful~
There is that, too. All you need is a gun and then the rest is history, дa?
>>6106358
>Ivan looks to the side, wondering what to say next.
I see. It is in your personality to be... What is the least offensive word for "lonely"... Sad. I can see why you are uninterested in my attempts to help you. And you underestimate the stubbornness of us Russians, дa? We carry soil with just manpower alone - I believe I can help you feel better.
>>6106361
Farewell, miss--
...Hm. How peculiar. Farewell, miss.
>>6106381
>Got that movie set up for tomorrow! Goodnight, dude!
>>6106357
DON'T INSULT MY MOTHER'S DRESS.
I didn't want some cheap storebought crap, I put my love in to this.
>>6106361
Later.
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>>6106340
Very well then. I shall begin Chopping down trees at the nearest forest location, so that I may transport them and construct large cabins.
>>6106355
This does not concur with my biological map of animal species. Indeed, Penguins may be found in several locations in the southern Hemisphere, but they are not to be found around the North Pole, which is where our Micronation is to be set up.
Would you happen to be offering yourself as a ration for our Citizens?
>>6106363
Hmm...Polar Bears are listed as a Vulnerable Species. As to not disturb the Ecosystem, I would reccomend hunting a wide variety of wildlife, such as fish, seals, and Orca.
>>6106388
If I were to raise my firearms against these two countries, then there is a 89% chance of a worldwide response that would involve several armies being brought in for combat. I believe I will have to rely on you to settle territorial disputes.
>>6106388
I'll do it, but you have to Perish the thought of going to war with them.
>>6106391
So that's your mother?
Did you get your looks from your father?
>>6106405
I think that may have to be your job. That water is a tad bit too cold.
>>6106412
Adoptive. She was a spirit, dammit.
>>6106405
Sorry, but I'm not on the table for eatin'. I got a kingdom to run and heads to bash in.
>>6106405
... Why do I get the feeling that this is going to end poorly? Well, whatever. I'm gonna pass out. Talk to you later Aigis
>>6106343
Dragon, cute
>>6106416
Huh...your fake mom is kinda cute. Can I get her number?
>>6106405
Not if Mother Russia has something to say about it, they won't~ Of course, I will comply to your demands and settle territorial disputes, but I will always have your nation's back if it needs my help. Do you have a name for it, by any chance?
>>6106412
When America learns to keep his mouth shut when he is in my presence, perhaps I shall not consider going to war with him. He can blame his war chief all he wants, but war is war regardless of who shot first.
>>6106436
All you've seen is her clothes...!
She barely even knows what a phone is. Not to mention that I haven't seen her in nearly a year now.
>>6106423
Goodnight Junpei, I will call you once I have constructed Cabins for the members of S.E.E.S.
>>6106415
My circuitry would short circuit if submerged in Arctic water, and my chassis was not created to sustain cold water for extended periods of time. We will need to hunt from the surface.
>>6106419
These two activities do not sound like they compliment each other at all.
>>6106437
A name? Not currently. I will have to consult with the other members of this nation for such a thing. Thank you kindly.
>>6106459
Why's that?
>>6106376
>Fucking 4chan with all these links right below the replybox..
>I think I've actually seen it before then, it just was in moonrunes so..
>Hawk.
>>6106388
My personality is set in stone.. I was made this way, people never understand unless they're like us.. Being stubborn in some situations is pointless.. You should know this..
>Haku lifts the bottle above her mouth and turns it over, opening her mouth to get the last few drops.
>>6106459
It sounds like that's the best course of option. Though I am not sure there is much at the north pole.
>>6106437
B-But this'll drag me into it, and I don't wanna be drafted...
>>6106452
Then you can put a good word in for me, right? You of all people know I'm a good guy.
>>6106459
A name is what is needed if Russia wishes to help you in the future, дa? Do not mention it - your good friend Ivan Braginsky will be there to save you when a war comes on~ I wonder if your nation will have a personification, too...
>>6106468
Please, I am as old as Russia itself. I believe that I will be able to help you out on this.
>With an unsettling grin, he stares at the woman, saying the next words in a quite unsettling tone.
Perhaps it is pointless, but there is no such service as "compromise" in Russia. I will help you if it is the last thing I do, дa?
>>6106477
Then talk to America about it, not me. This is all a case of "An eye for an eye" - if he makes threats, I fire back with more threats, and then the Cold War happens all over again. What fun!
>>6106477
>She points her staff at him threateningly
...You're lucky I don't gut you just for trying to get in to my mother's incorporeal pants.
I don't have patience for this. Good night.
>>6106495
Or you could be the bigger person and ignore him...?
>>6106496
Goodnight Rika-tan!
ITS
>>6106507
TIME
>>6106507
>>6106372
Funny enough I made a small one for this guy, but I was also considering Tsurumaru.
>>6106468
Accursed moonrunes.
Hawk who?
>>6106507
THE
>>6106495
...
If that were the case, I would have to cancel plants of a nation immediately.
>>6106471
Of course, hunting would not be our only option. I am sure that there are several companies that would be able to deliver produced foods to the Arctic.
>>6106465
I fail to see how the running of a kingdom would involve gratuitous violence without a rebellion from the people.
...
...
...
G-Goodnight.
>>6106518
How would we pay for them exactly?
>>6106528
GOODNIGHT!
>>6106495
>After finishing completely with the bottle she sets it down.
I already know the only way to 'fix' as you people say.. As if my personality is wrong like the rest of me.. To 'fix' my personality..
>>6106514
>Yes, so much stuff we miss out on because of those symbols.
>Hawkwho Yowane, g-get it..?
>>6106514
Good Choices there.
>>6106506
And leave him without consequences with his actions?
If I were to beat you with my pipe until you were black and blue, how would you react?
>>6106518
>He laughs.
Ah? Why would that be, my friend? Do you not wish to ruke over your own nation alongside your nation? A personification of your own history - what fun!
>>6106496
>>6106528
Дo cвидaния!
>>6106535
Not "fix". There is no reason to fix anyone's personality as it is a part of them - merely... Cull it, дa? Make you not feel so bad about it. Looks and all of that are unimportant.
>He looks at his scarf, then at the woman.
Your family must have said these words a thousand times, дa?
>>6106552
I-I think I'd die...
>>6106518
It's mainly for defending the kingdom.
And for clobberin' anyone that gets in my way.
Mostly the latter.
>>6106532
Acquisitions of funds would also be a problem. We would need some kind of production in the Arctic in order to trade.
....Perhaps we could construct toys, and deliver them to the citizens of other countries...
>>6106552
That would not be very fun at all. It is hard enough to govern a nation without said nation choosing it's own actions.
>>6106564
Would you say that you use your status as a ruler only as a means of "clobbering" whomever you feel like?
>>6106572
Naaaaaaaaahhhh... The clobberin' is just a thing I can do if I feel like it.
I use it for food and other things. Mostly food.
>>6106552
Not really.. They accept me for who I am for the most part.. Because they know how it feels to not be able to really change their own personality, the only one that tries to cheer me up are the one's that are supposed to have caring personalities.. The one's that constantly worry..
>>6106559
But let us assume that you somehow, despite all odds, SURVIVED my beatings. Good job. If you wished to do the same thing to me and talked to Ramlethal about it and she said "Be the bigger person and let go of it", would you do exactly that?
If you say yes, you are either a pacifist or a Greek. Either would not suprise me.
>>6106572
Who said that the nation has a say in any of it? They act out the history, not choose what to do - if that was the case, then America would be in a much, MUCH worse state than it currently is. Ignoring that, you have someone you can boss around! That is amazing, дa?
>>6106572
I will be the Santa Claus if you be the elf, or even the misses Claus.
>>6106583
Toгдa мoи ycилия впycтyю... I see your point. Unfortunately, I do not see you as a product, but instead a human - and people do change, if I recall. Этo пpoизoйдeт в кoнцe кoнцoв, дaжe ecли мнoгo вeщeй пpoизoйдeт в кoнцe кoнцoв.
...I basically just said that it will happen eventually. My efforts may be futile in the end, but perhaps I can assist in making you feel better. Not fixing, nor changing - helping.
>>6106535
Like good porn.
I get it. It's cute, like you.
>>6106547
I do try.
>>6106587
As I am the one most fit to physically move objects from location to location. I believe it would be best if I were the Reindeer.
>>6106584
May I choose the physical appearance of our nation? A large sized man with white facial hair perhaps?
>>6106580
But would it not be easier to simply purchase food?
>>6106601
Why buy food when ya can just steal it? Anyways I'm out weird lookin' girlie. Night.
>>6106584
How would that make me Greek? I thought that was obvious from my eyes?
>>6106601
Maybe we can find you a blinking nose.
>>6106601
Hm... It can happen, definitely. I would say that your nation would be similar to Santa Claus if it's the key part of your nation, but I cannot guarantee these things. However, what I CAN guarantee is that this personification and Finland will get along smoothly!
...
I believe it will look like Santa, yes. What if it didn't?
>>6106615
Greece is easygoing, casual, despite supposedly having a serious personality. Loves cats, too. He is like you, but more... Lazy. Eyes do not have a say in this, дa? Heracles reminds me of you for some strange reason.
>>6106624
Then I will have to self destruct the nation and move on.
You have given me much to consider, I thank you. Now I believe it is time for me to report back home.
>>6106610
Goodnight.
>>6106619
I shall obtain one at a later time, goodnight Anonymous.
>>6106624
Am I has handsome as him~?
>>6106638
Sleep well, or whatever androids do.
>>6106638
Which is sad, considering that that means you ended a person's life...
It is funny. You have been talking to-- Heт, нeт, you shall find out who I am on a later date. Дo cвидaния, виpтyaльнoe гocyдapcтвo! Have a good rest~!
>>6106642
If you consider the person in the image attached handsome, then yes, you are as handsome as him. I have no strong feelings one way or the other on his appearance, so perhaps you can be the judge for me?
>>6106599
There have only been a couple of times I've forgotten about being a failure and had fun for just a while.. But those have all been with family, because only machines can fully understand another machine's 'heart'.. The best normal people could say is somewhat.
>>6106600
>.. I.. Goddammit.. Y-you stop that.
These threads are beyond cringe.
>>6106669
I think you meant to post that in /TLHG/
>>6106658
But I want your opinion. What do you think of me Russia? Don't worry, you can say I'm a 10/10.
>>6106665
Enjoying her?
>>6106677
>Slaps a sticky note that says '-5/10' on him and runs away.
>>6106681
>the smack breaks his nose, getting blood all over the note
>>6106665
Then the best I can get is making you not call yourself trash. I am not a part of your family, obviously... Then again, the both of us do have similar hair colour... Bah, either way, I just wish for you not to call yourself trash. Because you are not a failure at all, and that is the truth.
>>6106677
Hm... On a scale of one to ten, how would your appearance be rated...
If you want my honest opinion? The attire looks a bit tacky, but the facial expressions and all of that are superb. 9/10, Anya would give it a pass, probably. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
>>6106665
Nah. It's my secret plan to wear you down.
>>6106690
T-Tacky!? There's nothing tacky about a nice tracksuit! It makes me look nice and strong!
>>6106678
>I might need more practice, but so far.
>>6106684
>S-sorry Tracksuit..
>>6106690
You are denying fact by saying I'm not a failure.. My reasoning would tell me it would be best not to listen to someone who disregards fact...
I need more Sake..
>She gets up and dusts off her pants and walks off, coming back with a full cold bottle.
>>6106692
>Please teach me your techniques!
>>6106706
>gets weaker and weak as the blood pours out from his nose
>>6106708
>shanks
>>6106706
It's a combination of inane prattle, idle conversation, and compliments with a sprinkle of comedy. Fifty percent of the time, it works all of the time.
>>6106715
>countershanks
>>6106701
If you wore a suit, I would bump the rating to 9.5/10. Perhaps it is because of my supposed "connection" with tracksuits, but I simply cannot give it a perfect score. Please, you must take things from my perspective.
>>6106706
Mнeния нe фaкты. If you to give me scientific evidence that you are a failure, then perhaps I shall consider you one, but there is a little bit of good in everyone and you know it. You are free to not listen to me, but Mother Russia knows best, after all~
>Russia laughs, standing up from the seat and adjusting his scarf so it looks presentable.
>>6106708
>>6106715
>Oh god! It's terrible! My automotive is leaning oil and someone popped a tire.
>>6106721
>Wait.. Fifth percent of the time all of the time? You're either going to get Haku or Kaito, most likely Kaito.
>>6106725
>She points to her arm where a red tattoo reads 'DTM'.
There, see?.. I don't have a number like the rest.. If I wasn't a failure I'd have a number..
>>6106715
>>6106722
>dies anyways
>>6106725
Man, suits are kind expensive. I can't afford one to wear casually. I think I'd look kind of silly in one anyway. Sadly I think I'm one of those people that would look awkward in one.
>>6106744
>
>>6106756
>Well.. That dealer lied to me, he said it would hold up in any weather.
My cock is protruding through my skirt!
>>6106744
>Russia, in a blink of an eye, is incredibly close and is studying the tattoo with a stare of childish curiosity.
'DTM', hm? What could that mean? Surely, it could not mean "Definitely, The Magnificent", дa? That was supposed to be an attempt at making you feel better, but does it not make you stand out?
>>6106745
Something that looks good and not like a person that lives on a budget of five dollars - if you can find anything like that, wear it, and I can bump it up to 9.99999/10.
...What do you think of me, Subaru?
>>6106760
...
W-Why are you erect?
>>6106745
SUBARU, QUIT FOOLING AROUND
SUBARU?
SUBARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Does Hosthelper still not work on Chrome?
>>6106764
I don't know what it means, some of us thinks it means 'Desk Top Music' or maybe 'Don't Touch Me'.. I never actually got an answer for it..
>>6106759
>>6106765
>
>>6106764
Well Russia, I think you're a little too...COLD sometimes. Giving people the COLD shoulder isn't really good for making friends. Try WARMING up to others sometimes instead of...I think you get the point I'm trying to make.
>>6106760
>>6106771
>Aikawa never implemented it because Chrome doesn't really support it as well as Firefox.
>>6106778
God dammit. Well, that's another few months of not being able to host.
>>6106782
>I don't think there will be a chrome version at all
>>6106782
just install firefox for hosting fagit
ez
>>6106773
Either way, it makes you stand out in a good way. If you wish for me to be honest, labels do not mean much in the grand scheme of things - be proud of who you are, дa? There is only one "you" - and you must be the best "you" you can be.
>>6106775
Дa, I have noticed that my somewhat-cold personality has been a hinderance in trying to make more friends - I should get to work on that. I think it may just be my personality. Supposedly, I come off as intimidating without saying a single word - what can I say to that?
...Or are you just making jokes based off of my climate? They are not good ICEbreakers, you realise.
>>6106787
I can't, I'm on a piece of shit functional Chromebook.
>>6106790
It was indeed a joke, but I think it's mostly true. You don't seem as boisterous, rambunctious, or pompous as America. People love a guy that can start and maintain conversations without freaking them out too.
>>6106796
People would, most likely, say that I am BETTER than America because of that. I CAN start conversations and I CAN mantain them, but it's just my choice of words that make me come off as... Cold. If they ignore the impending threat of doom in front of them, they can see a childlike man that likes vodka and sunflowers, дa? Is thay not a good thing?
>>6106775
>Rest well sweet god of Tracksuits.
>Kissu.
>>6106790
I am being me.. The flawed failure that is me..
>She opened the new bottle and began drinking again
>>6106809
You are not a failure, for the thousandth time. I have seen failures before, and I can confidently say that you are not one.
>He sighs.
Этo пpaвдa. Ecли бы вы тoлькo мoгли ocoзнaть чтo...
>>6106807
Let's be honest here Russia, America is on his last leg. I may be Japanese, but this up coming election is known everywhere. It's like the hot topic for people who're friends with America, because even our fate relies on this. If the wrong person is elected, then I think you'll have the high ground.
>>6106809
>respawns
That was very homoerotic.
>>6106744
Why not both?
May as well try it out. Don't know how many of you are here but I'll need 24 of you.
Same thing as always. No clones, duplicates of doppelgangers.
>>6106821
You again are fighting fact.. But.. I'm going back now, before I drink the rest of the supply..
>>6106828
>No homo.
>Now it's only erotic.
>>6106837
>Now you're just being selfish.
>See you later mystery anon.
>Alright, goodnight everyone.
>>6106842
Sanae Kochiya
>>6106842
Maria and Harusame
>>6106842
Garry
>>6106842
Natsuki Subaru
>>6106844
Hey, thanks for clearing that up! Have a good night, and don't let the bedbugs cry.
>>6106842
Ivan the Great
>>6106828
Perhaps, but it is not his decision who is elected or not. Depending on who gets elected, he's either going to have mood swings, or hide his true feelings. I doubt that people would care too much regardless - the faceless people would be having a field day if he were to come along. I would get the high ground, but either way, I am going ti war with Alfred...
...Let's say I did go to war with him. Who would miss him?
>>6106844
Opinions are not fact. I shall see you later, my friend, but can you please keep what I said in mind? You are much more than a failure, and you know it. Farewell.
>>6106842
Furry porn
>>6106842
Gilgamesh
>>6106842
Tenshi
>>6106844
Can't get what you want without being a little selfish.
Goodnight best boy and best girl.
>>6106842
Eggman-kun
>>6106842
Hajime's Waifu
>>6106842
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>6106842
Lord Beerus
>>6106842
Togami Byakuya
>>6106842
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6106842
The Mayor of Can Town
>>6106842
Okarin's Waifu
>>6106842
meme expert
>>6106842
KK's Waifu
>>6106842
Kokkuri-san
>>6106842
Donald J. Trump
>>6106842
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6106842
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>6106842
Nino
>>6106842
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6106857
I don't know, but since I'm Japanese they'll make me go fight for his side, and I'd definitely miss my life. I'd prefer it if you didn't set him straight.
>>6106842
Late Go
>>6106888
If I did not set him straight? He would keep making those stupid, srupid remarks - however, the people involved would be quite frightening regardless... I wonder if he feels this way about many other people...
For yours, and many more others' sakes, I will consider NOT backhanding him if he makes one more remark on me. Are you happy?
>>6106884
kys
>>6106895
Extremely! We all know this wouldn't be another cold war anyways. It'd be something like a mushroom war, you know? Nukes, nukes and nukes.
>>6106842
Nagato
As you may guess, took a couple of times before I finally got how to use it. Looks good?
>>6106842
Cutest pumpkin
>>6106915
Time to go fishing.
>>6106915
I'm so glad that warlocks have no interest in domestic animals, so I can ignore that pig.
>>6106909
It definitely would be another Mushroom War, but it is not one I would like to go through. It's... It's just something I am not keen on doing, even if I DO want to make everyone become one with me.
>>6106915
It looks fine. Proceed.
>>6106915
Give my spot to one of the slow humans
>>6106915
Changes Okarin's Waifu to this please.
I had a dream about a few people from hg dying. Now I'm depressed for the rest of the day. Please don't die.
>>6106915
You can swap me out with Nagato, thank you.
>>6106912
>>6106932
i'm going to die if I don't go to sleep soon
>>6106931
>>6106915
Ignore this request
>>6106932
Who were they
>>6106915
Thank you for hosting.
>>6106937
>>6106934
You both have my thanks but I do not deserve it.
>>6106929
I don't think that last part's gonna happen. Becoming one with everyone isn't as easy as you think it is. It's kind of impossible when everyone has different beliefs and whatnot.
>>6106932
I predict that I will be killed during the irl HG meet-up that will eventually happen.
I not assuming any of that post was directed at me in any sense, but I just wanted to add.
>>6106922
He gets another chance? Alright. Guess this is real.
>>6106930
Guess that's-
>>6106934
it.
>>6106938
>>6106931
Don't know who to believe. I'll just do nothing. That sounds easier.
>>6106948
It's fine, for a old friend right?
>>6106959
Thank you in advice!
>>6106956
But I like you too. In fact, I like everyone on hg, that's why it's so sad when someone dies.
Sucks that I couldn't do this yesterday. Ah well. Enjoy Halloween again.
>>6106963
I'll see. For now it's starting.
>>6106949
Annexation and partitioning says otherwise, my friend. You would be surprised at how easy it is to make someone become one with you - imagine it like marriage. It is weird when I put it like that, but that is the basic principles of it.
...Ah, but Belarus is... I will not do that to her.
>>6106959
Humans... What can you do?
>>6106970
How did the avas die anon?
>>6106971
M-Miss. Satsuki!? Is there a reason your finger is-
>BOOM
>>6106971
Be grateful, mongrel. You are quite lucky that I was not in the mood to waste my time on a weakling such as yourself.
>>6106971
Pig in human clothing.
>>6106982
We were all some kind of faction when we came under attack from another group. Half of hg dies defending it.
>>6106971
I thought you were a fish.
>>6106932
>tfw I daydreamed about having a daughter when I was at work
w-what does it mean
>>6106967
I suppose.
>>6106971
You made a wise decision.
>>6106971
Learned a few things about the thing I'm using but that's not what matters.
Monster 101: Just because ou are an undead doesn't mean you are dead-dead/
>>6106995
You want to be a father.
>>6106995
I will steal your daughter
>>6106897
>>6107002
I would gladly give you some candy, sadly I don't have any.
>>6107002
Come out of the shadows and fight me like a man, coward. Or maybe that is asking to much of a mere mongrel?
>>6107002
How frightening, though not out of the ordinary.
>>6106978
Don't know. Listen to them I guess.
>>6107021
Thanks, Mr. Chan. With this working, it will be a good one.
>>6107002
Don't know what the fog's about. You guys are on your own.
>>6107002
Ah...I am nothing but a disgrace nowadays. May the weight of my defeat sink me to the lowest depths of any ocean.
>>6107028
Nice job. You picked a slut for a waifu. With twelve dead already, the other twelve chill.
>>6106992
i better not have fucking died in your dream
>>6106990
I'll have you know I don't eat as much as a pig.
>>6107044
Fire sucks.It's just a fact of life.And someone really sucks with raking leaves if that happens.
>>6107061
Ah, the wonders of autu-
>>6107061
My waifu does not look like that.
>>6107061
>>6107071
My bad. Just kinda forgot. Too bad she's a slut too.
>>6107077
S-She is not!
>>6107077
Forgot to say it was calm last night as well. Doubt it will happen this night.
>>6107084
The proof's in the pudding. But really, it's in thes pictures I took.
>>6107060
>>6107097
>bites the candy
>>6107093
I could say a buncha people died but eh. Three people isn't a lot.
>>6107111
Almost everything's a death here. Which of you guys lived?
I want to fucking die.
>>6107103
>cracks open a lobster
>>6107129
Flee mortal! To the victor goes the spoils!
>>6107131
>takes
>eats
>>6107129
Final three. Which of these dark gods will take it? Find out in the next thread.
>>6107130
I don't want you to die.
>>6107152
>>6107152
>>6107152
It's all over.
nothing is over