Hg thread for shitters

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(Wh-Why are they talking to me? My head's spinning...)
>>6089994
U-Uh, oh, um... are you talking to m-me?
>hands you the game system
Here, j-just take it, please don't rape me.
>>6090001
Maybe you're right. What's the use.
>>6090016
But, I-I'm not holding anything. Is this some kind of t-trend or something?
>she says while clearly holding something
>>6090076
This is... This must be one of those lucid dreams I've heard about! Uh, d-did I say that out loud? Er, no --- I mean, yo-you mean you want to hold my hand.? In public?

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>>6090141

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>>6090109
Oh you should totally look it up Aikawa~

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>>6090141
I want to touch that tail.

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>>6090141
What's a "shitter"?

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>>6090154
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>She points at the thing in your hands.

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>>6090159
>Rolls up a news paper

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>>6090141

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>>6090166
Not you!

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>>6090006
That's not how it works. Specially since you sought me out. You have to do that yourself.
>>6090090
Oh yeah. Wasn't trying to hide that I wasn't one. Every day, I can see why she came to love you guys. Must be sounding crazy to you.
>>6090166
A word you should only use when you're bigger. Even then it shouldn't be used much.

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>>6090091
HAHAHAHA! ALFRED THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE HEROICALLY WRONG. DROPPING THE F-BOMB STAGES A HARMLESS EMOTIONAL RELEASE AND EMOTION IS JUST EXACTLY WHAT A HERO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS MOJO PUMPIN!!!

Swearing frees us of the feelings of anger or frustration we hold, we tend to be more honest, trust worthy and upfront with their friends. I swear under my breath at least a minimum of 20-times a day.

Of course it's sad! I blame the hooligans who were up to no good!

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>>6090113
>I know, she didn't use her much anyway, I'm not really worried about that much.

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>>6090181

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>>6090188
So now you want to place gender roles onto me? That's very bold coming from a genderless rock.

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>>6090185
...Yay?

>>6090188
Ohhh! So it's like "fuck"! Got it!

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>>6090219
>holds hand and pets head
It's about time that man had someone take the heart of his loved ones.

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>>6090154
Of course I'm talkin' to ya, silly! There's no other gal I could be talking to, now is there?
>Our hero takes the game system, looking at the girl with a confused expression.
Rape? Dude, I just wanna know what you're playing. What kind of American would rape a gal just like that?
>>6090195
I mean, well, you DO have a point there, but there are children around here, you know. Swearing under your breath is cool and all, but calling someone a fuckstick during casual conversation isn't really... You know, it's just frowned upon. You gotta look presentable to others so people enjoy talking to you - I learned that during my early days here, lemme tell ya that much!
Yeah, it really is sad. I wanna get some candy without having to worry about this crap, damnit, I don't wanna have to THINK about what to do during this holiday...
>>6090219
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H-Holy crap! You want a high five? Sweet! Gimme your best shot, bro!

>>6090188
In all honesty, it does sound rather crazy. I mean, I am just girl with a... well, I don't have a job now. But, I guess you can say I just own an apartment.

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>>6090219
What do you want?

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>>6090219
Is that pepto-bismol on your hand? Consuming too much of that thing causes awful things to your head.

Post Halloween tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LoiV2eOi0M

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>>6090173
But I'm not - Oh. That. That's a, uh.... That's a 3DS. I thought th-that was obvious.
>>6090244
I w-was playing, um...
>quickly pops the cartridges out and hides it
D-Definitely not something embarrassing, hahaha haha!

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>>6090262
A 3DWhat?

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>>6090260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXP9bThllJE

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>>6090176
The pain will only bolster me further~

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>>6090251

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>>6090224

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>>6090270
Forget it.

>>6090219
lol

Milfs are better than lolis.
Prove me wrong

>>6090260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG01rPyfzCg

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>>6090219
Jeez lady, you need a doctor or somethin'? You look like you got messed up real bad...and I don't think that much Pepto is gonna fix anything.

>>6090260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDtLWIyw7w

>>6090294
Generally, yeah considering 99% of lolis nowadays are trash.

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>>6090262
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>Our hero looks at the system, then back to the girl.
I'm not gonna get a really bad disease just by touching this thing, right? Please tell me you were just playing, like, Mario or something.
>>6090260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2rte3QoSNM

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>>6090285
Why should I? I'm curious.

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>>6090260

"Dude, let me try!"

"Fuck!"

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>>6090276
>Pulls out a massive black gauntlet almost half the size of the girl with heavy spikes attached to the knuckles.
How about this~

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>>6090244
There's a time and place for everything ya' know and you're right though, appearance is everything! I wouldn't want to lose any first impressions, besides that I toke my children to R-rated movies because all the kids movies sucked donkey balls! ...what's worst, all the R-rated movies are sucking donkey balls, crap my Halloween is freaking ruined. I'd like some candy, I heroically need to get rid of this sadness.

>>6090313

>was meant for this

>>6090282

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>>6090219
Knock it off...

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>>6090282
>That gave me a good laugh. Thank you, anon.

>>6090313
Quiet, M.K.! Soviet told me that that's a bad word!

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>>6090313
Right back at ya'.

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>>6090294
I wonder who's behind that post.

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>>6090294
Gotta go with Milfs... nowadays, all them are crap.

>"What about Becky? You calling Becky crap?"

("Shut it. She's a special case... I actually don't mind her presence... even if she is annoying sometimes.")

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>>6090214
Didn't mean it like that but sure. Let's go with that. Doubt you want people to call you the girl in our fake dates.
>>6090224
>she rubs the top of her head for a few moments
Yeah. Just like that.
>>6090251
It's nothing to worry your head about. Should be worried about getting another one. Don't see why though. You don't seem to be trouble.

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>>6090344
If I were to be completely honest with you I think I would make for a cute girl.
Question is, would you make for a handsome guy?

>>6090339
I forgot loils... fuck.

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>>6090309
Y-Yeah, Mario. I was playing that.
Can I, um, pl-please have that back now? If not, that's okay.
>>6090310
It's just, I d-don't think I can explain it very well, um, maybe you could a-ask one of your friends to. I'm sure one of th-them could tell you.

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>>6090319
Appearance really is everything, and I am totally proud to say that my appearance makes up for most of my flaws! Man! I feel better about my mistakes already! Honestly, I haven't seen any good movies lately, so I feel your pain on that front. The Purge isn't... It's not a good movie, in my honest opinion.
Man, I want some candy too, but there isn't any candy around here at all. If I spook someone, do you think they'll drop some free stuff like in those RPGs? I could try that!

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>>6090294
I don't need to prove anything because it's true.

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>>6090344
Okay, I think I got it! Don't say "shit" and don't say "fuck", right?!

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>>6090344
>Did that thing work out?
>>6090372
Oh, just give me a general description or something.

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>>6090260

"I am not sorry!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT47xlDK-iM

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>>6090344
Yeah, I am working on getting a new job. Been pretty hard lately. With all the violence and what not. But hey, them the breaks.

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>>6090372
Blergh, I kinda feel bad for touching it now. I think I might have, like, a common cold or something now...
>Our hero passes it back to the girl, an uneasy aura coming from him.
Here, dude, you can have it back. I was just interested in what you were playing, but I... I dunno if you were playing Mario in the first place, dude.

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>>6090389
I'm not either!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX0Nf3YX2fM

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>>6090235
>>6090244
>>6090252
>>6090259
>>6090286
>>6090297
>>6090329

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>>6090389
>You da man. Let's add this into the repertoire, as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU

>gets cucked

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>>6090407
>leans forward and kisses her on the forehead
We'll go home soon.

Guys i'm addicted to jacking off...I've been doing it every day for the past 4 years. How do I stop?

>>6090434
Finish puberty

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>>6090407
...
Do you want a high five or not? Is something wrong with you, dude? All it takes is just a simple "yes" or "no", bro. The hero wants you to say SOMETHING!
>>6090434
Have you considered NOT doing it, dude? I mean, it's not that hard to stop jacking off, man.

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>>6090407
Use your words, if you can.

>>6090442
I'm 23....

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>>6090434
What's "jacking off"?

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>>6090313

>>6090447
Just kill yourself.

>>6090447
Yeah it was a joke, now to seriously answer your question. You may just have an addiction as you said. Though it's not unnatural to whack it every day, unless you have a girl/boyfriend I guess.

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>>6090454

"Sweet!! Thanks!"

"But, too bad I'm not allowed to say it, haha! I'll just... present the f-word in a visible way? Maybe that's better!"

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>>6090378
Flaws! Those damn flaws are ruining every bit of approach I have at settling my next stagy appearance, GRRR.... it makes me upset. Yeah! Movies are bad, what happened to live....live action - you know like the stuff Jackie Chan does? Movies are edited beyond repair.

You'll definitely spook someone's socks out, I'm not implying that their socks will be literally out but....yeah, maybe a weapon or something! But that'd be strange for a person to hold a weapon during Halloween, who knows what kind of person could be looking for those weapons.
>>6090453
Son!
>He crouches down leveling with you.

It's a bit too early wearing a Halloween costume, but do you know how the ole saying goes about the birds and the bees? Do you?

>>6090454
That better not be you Crust.

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>>6090432
>>6090443
>>6090446

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>>6090363
Probably. Some people confuse me for a guy sometimes.
>>6090382
That's right. There are kid versions of those you can say.
>>6090395
I wouldn't know. Never really had a job here.
>>6090386
>Nothing's working and it's making me want to cry. I'll tell you once it does.

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>>6090478
I-I know it was sloppy, but it wasn't /that/ bad, was it?

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>>6090317
Uhh...
Nope. Urge to hump ended.

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>>6090480
>dabs her finger in the blood and take a small lick

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>>6090480
You're not supposed to be dead here, it's not how it works.
>She reaches over and pokes her leg with her foot hesitantly

>>6090488
No, I just remember our conversation last night.
>>6090493
Is it grape flavor?

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>>6090490
There we go, that's a good girl now~

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>>6090386
>>6090405
I... I gotta go do so-something, s-sorry to leave in the middle of a conversation like this, but, you know. Or maybe you don't, but that's okay as well.
...
So, yeah, bye, again

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>>6090502
More like raspberry.
>takes another small lick

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>>6090493
>>6090495

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>>6090502
I'm procrastinating from doing my final assignment. That's what made me edit things.

I'll stop now and get to work. Promise.

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>>6090480
>picks her up and carries her home

>>6090482
...How does anyone confuse you for a guy? You obviously have-
>he looks at Garnet's chest and sees a perfectly rounded out chest, and is one boob was her entire chest
That. You have that.

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>>6090475
>He looks at his robe.
...But I'm not wearin' a costume.

But I know a bird! Snowdrake! He tells really bad jokes, like Sansy, but unlike Sansy, he's kinda mean too, and...
>Asgore completely misses the point.

>>6090482
Well, I kinda say "Fudge" when I'm angry 'cause Tori told me about that. Is that one of 'em?

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>>6090475
I know, flaws are so friggin' annoying, although I still welcome them with open arms regardless! Movies are allowed to be edited, but The Purge was just plain... It was just plain AWFUL. I don't know how to describe it to you, man, there just aren't any good movies nowadays...
Nah, that's not what I mean, dude! If I were to spook them, they would drop free candy and we'd have our own way of getting candy! I dunno about a weapon, but maybe, just maybe, we can go look for some together, yeah? It's a genius plan!
>>6090480
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D-Dude? Come on, say something. Say something. Say something! GET UP AND SAY SOMETHING! I want a high-five! Come on and get up!
>>6090514
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I never knew that Canada got a new hairstyle. Huh. See ya later, miss, just make sure to clean that 3DS of yours, alright?

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>>6090519
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>bites with her tiny fangs

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>>6090482
>Well, I can upload it to imgur or something if I have to tomorrow.
>>6090514
...Uhuh? Yeah, sure, whatever. Doesn't bother me. Later.
>>6090519
Is it that hard to use your words?

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she gets to die for attention but I don't?

>>6090514
>circlejerks with cringeworthy rp for five minutes and then leaves
ERP's Tomoko is better

>>6090535
She's literally dying you heartless bitch.
>>6090537
Nobody cares about you. My cinnamon bun is a big deal.

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>>6090547
>my cinnamon bun

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>>6090537
Because it's a cute girl they automatically get the attention.

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Someone's dying? Should I revert time to before she was stabbed?

>>6090550
>rubs her horn

>>6090516
Weird.
>>6090521
Yeah, it's best to keep up the good work Crust. I don't want to see you fall down to the return of Cooler.

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>>6090537
>gives you attention

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>>6090547
Oh... well I never cared about what you think anyway...
>>6090551
But that's not fair! I'm a guy and can't possibly be a girl

>>6090541
Tomoko is a cringe machine. If she made you cringe they're effectively doing the character well.

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>>6090557
Can you do it just so we can see her slowly die once more?

>>6090569
What is a sex change?

>>6090550
>tfw I would die to protect that smile.

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>>6090569
How about you get interesting?

>>6090574
>Implying a sex change ever makes someone a real girl/guy
ebin

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>>6090522
Beats me. I have the hips that no man should ever get. Besides, I have two of them. This suit just makes it real hard to see them.
>>6090524
That can be one. Freak, shoot, frick are also good ones.
>>6090535
>Don't force yourself . I'll just keep trying to do something about this.

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>>6090530
I've never seen the Purge. Movies are exceptionally boring these days. Reminds me! Hows our movie coming along Alfred?
>>6090524
You're not wearing a costume? Oh I get it. You're one of those kids, right, right - I've had imaginary friends too that I've role played with when I played Dungeons and Dragons. Cut the kid, now's not a time role play this late...early....morning...night. You get the point!

You can do all that mumbo jumbo later when you're trick-or-treating.

>>6090581
Australian education system for kids in high school is shit. Explains Maria.

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>>6090567
You don't have me in your sites!
>>6090574
That's just wierd! And I'm not gay!
>>6090579
But I'm not interesting or creative! Everyone knows that!

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>>6090547
I've been bleeding out and still been able to talk before. They could at least grunt.

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>>6090574
I... I guess so...

>He waves his hand, and time is slowly reversed, the reverberating ticks of the clock going backwards is heard until the moment occurs where is about to be stabbed again.

Well, this should about...oh...OH GOD WHAT THE HELL?

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>>6090590
Cut the act kid! DARN! My mind's all confuddled.

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>>6090595

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>>6090581
Hey, anything is possible with magic!

>>6090595
But you take so much dick, how can you not be gay?

>>6090598
Kuhuhu~ oh now that's quite fun to watch~

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>>6090577
>>6090558

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>>6090589
Those sound good! Thanks, Garnet!

>>6090590
>He stares at the...man?
Y'know, y'look a lot like Papy, but you're more weird.

>It's late, and I need to sleep. If someone can add me on Discord and shoot me an invite to the server, I'd appreciate that: Mindcrime#2743

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>>6090590
It's basically a horror movie in which... Okay, so there's a 24-hour period of time in which all crime is legal, which they call "The Purge". Why do they have it? Apparently, it stops... Crime rates? I forgot, and I seriously cannot comprehend why they'd have something like that. And they have the gall to set it in America.
...Our movie? OUR MOVIE! Yes! That's right! I asked Australia if Wy could star in it, and he greenlighted it! You're gonna see some amazing things happen in our movie, man!
>>6090613
Good night, Asgore!

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>>6090589
I wouldn't say that. I think my hips are kind of girl-ish. If someone saw my stomach and no other part of me I think they'd assume I'm a girl.

>>6090595
What's stopping you from probing yourself wrong?

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>>6090564
I shouldn't be tasting blood.

>>6090620
Well, it's only natural. You are at that age after all.

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>>6090604
Where's MY attention, huh dad?

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>>6090631
What are you talking about?

>>6090633
>pets

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>>6090653
I-i don't appreciate being petted by complete strangers, Anon.

>>6090657
>hoots

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>>6090633
What was that? You want to come with me golfing? You sure can soldier, you can even hold my clubs.

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>>6090613
Papy? ...oh... uh... that's sad. My condolences!

NO WAIT I FORGOT TO DELIVER MY EXHILARATING INTRODUCTION, HAHAHAHHA FEAST YOUR EYES FOR I THE GREAT SKULLOMANIA HAS GARNERED ENOUGH BONE MARROW TO PUNCTURE MY EN-- ....weird? Oh well... good night then little one.

>>6090618
THAT MOVIE IS ENCOURAGING CRIME, WITH CRIME!? WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING? OH GOD THE LOGIC IN THAT IS INSANE!

Cool! Australia is a cool dude, give him my cool regards. My expectations are set in place for this epic movie directed and produced by yours truly.... Alfred. Now does Wy have any acting experience?

>>6090657
>punches

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>Tfw undecided who to use later for lack of suitable images

Well, I'm gonna turn in, later people. Stay safe out there, and all that.

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>>6090613
Anytime kid. See ya.
>>6090619
If it's only one part, then that doesn't sound convincing at all.

It seems I'm turning in earlier and earlier. This thing is really killing me. You guys have a happy Halloween. Later.
>>6090681
See you as well, Rika.

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>>6090681
Goodnight Rika, rest well.

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>>6090604
>runs away with the cookie jar
>>6090609
I don't take any dick! I just am a dick!
>>6090619
I don't do probing, that's gay.

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>>6090691
>bites arm

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>>6090673
I have no idea how the hell a concept like that would even WORK! You can't stop crime by allowing everyone to do crime for just one day a whole year, people don't work that way! "It just works" was a legit statement in the friggin' film!
Yep, him and New Zealand are pretty cool people. I've got, like, a lot of ideas for April Fools' Day, and I'm considering asking New Zealand to come here for the day! Anyway, no, Wy doesn't have too much... But she's artistically gifted! We can always tell her what to do, and the improv will just WORK! A clever idea from yours truly!
>>6090681
...
Yep, looks just like Wy. Bye.
>>6090689
See ya later, Garnet! Have a good rest!

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>>6090681
>>6090689
night night. Have a happy Halloween.

>>6090691
And you're above that how?

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>>6090691
Oh quiet down and bend over boy.

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>>6090700
HEY QUIT THAT! THAT'S GROSS AND WIERD! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ME!

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>>6090714
by not doing that I'm... I don't know
>>6090718
NEVER! You're going to do something wierd with bananas!

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>>6090719
>continues feeding

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>>6090731
No I won't be doing anything with a banana because I don't have one... We'll make do with this bad dragon I stole from furry porn while she wasn't watching.

>>6090748
>quietly inserts a banana into her mouth

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>>6090719
>Hug.
Hey Yukine, cheer me up.

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>>6090754
>Bites down and tears the banana away, swallowing it whole in an instant.

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>>6090747
STOP EATING ME! IT FEELS WEIRD! I'M A GHOST SO HOW DOES MY BLOOD EVEN DO ANYTHING!
>>6090748
Put the Dragon away! No one wants to see it!
>>6090756
Why would anyone want to cheer up a robot?

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>>6090781
Because... I suppose I don't know.

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>>6090781
Oh come on Yukine, the demon dick isn't that hard to take if you relax, tensing up may cause something to tear though~

>>6090778
>>6090754
ouch, I'm sorry for your loss
but don't you have options when get cock blocked like this?
-sheaperd

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>>6090713
Well I need to certainly bat an eye on wy, but probably for some other time. Well thank god she's artistically gifted, man it'd be a huge letdown if she wasn't. Phew. Man. Is she...uh... mildly similar to Rika in terms of personality? You know... Rika has one of those... personalities that I don't like, but we can use that for the movie.

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>>6090781
>falls asleep while trying to feed

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>>6090731
I think you're worried too much Yukine. You'll do fine when more people show up. I'm sure that tomato girl is just dying to talk to you again.

>>6090778
that's a big throat

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>>6090802
For some other time! We need all we can get for this little project of ours, so we gotta keep our minds open for this! To tell you the truth, I don't like Rika's personality either, but I have no say in this since I annoy the shit outta her which makes me biased. Eh, what can the hero do?
To be honest with you, Wy is a mouthy girl who tries to act mature, but has been said to show her childish side as well. If that's how Rika acts, then consider us ready to go, dude!

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>>6090790
Well what do you even need?
>>6090798
NO
I'm not taking the paenus!
>>6090812
>he tries to find the nearest bed to set the dumb vampire down
>he lays her down and unlatches her fangs
>walks away sadly

>Leaves a doujinshi on the floor.
>It contains a Halloween-themed tale about a protagonist experiencing a hundred different "monster girl" butts inside one sexual session.
>The dialogue is translated horribly.
>Everything is uncensored.
>666 pages.

>>6090839
fucking masterpiece
10/10 would wank again

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>>6090839
>Halloween-themed tale about a protagonist experiencing a hundred different "monster girl" butts inside one sexual session.
Since I'm the main character here does that mean this happens to me?

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>>6090839
>monster butts

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>>6090839
Best book I have ever read.

>>6090860
Rachnera, would you tie me up in that silky web of yours?

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>>6090822
No it's just one that's been trained thoroughly.

>>6090837
Hm... No deal.
>Slap Yukine across the face with the phallic object.
Now bend over bitch~

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>>6090837
Ah.. Nothing I suppose, sorry for bothering you.

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>>6090868
Why would you want that?

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>>6090826
Good I was just testing you! For what reason? I have no idea, I'm just heroically cool like that. I'm personally indifferent about Rika's personality, but I'm glad she's a rambunctious rascal like her. Now! Now! Who'd make a great Kaito? I don't know that guy personally so fill me in on some potential actors.

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>>6090839
>Grabs it and runs off

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>>6090869
>punches the dumb loli
Don't ever talk to me again!
>>6090821
Who again? I don't remember...
>>6090874
Alright then, stupid... if you would just say something...

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>>6090894
Maki-tan.

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>>6090894
Hm... No I think I'll keep on doing it because this is far to entertaining to not continue~

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>>6090894
My cat died.

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>>6090883
Eh, I've got a lot on my mind regarding her, but let's not get into the nitty-gritty on that! The hero knows better than to let the past get him down! As for who would make a good Kaito! I would say...
...Russia! Ivan! You heard about that guy, right? Tall, loves vodka, cooking, and sunflowers... Does that ring any bells for you?

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>>6090900
who?
>>6090901
GO AWAY WIERDO!
>>6090909
oh...
>he hugs the stupid robot
>wait for real, man?

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>>6090909

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>>6090917
You can't be serious Ukraine...

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>>6090917
>Makes a smug look on her face as they leaned towards the boy.
Nope.

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>>6090917
>Yeah, his name was Frisco, cus san fransisco, but thanks I didn't want to make a scene out of it but I wanted someone to hug, I know I'm a loser..
Thanks Yukine..
>>6090925
>Don't give me mixed feelings man..

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>>6090931
I don't know what you're talking about. The weird red haired chick who creeps around?
>>6090935
JUST DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING O-OR... BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN

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>>6090911
That sounds a lot like shadowgeist, the name Ivan doesn't really ring through my skull. He sounds like some angry Russian cab driver though.

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>>6090959
And what could you possibly do to me silly little boy~

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>>6090959
Yeah, her.
...
I forgot what we were talking about though, so it's all moot.

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>>6090957
>dude, got a steam or something?
Sure... I just felt like doing that. Wasn't for you or anything...
I gotta go
>sorry it's like 2:30 am
>>6090984
H-hurt you maybe! Whatever, bye!
>runs away
>>6090992
it doesn't matter
I feel like I'm going to die
see ya

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>>6090964
Ivan? Driving cabs? Get outta here, man, he's RUSSIA! Anyway - Ivan would be a pretty good actor for Kaito. Why? I mean, well, the both of them have the same build, same personality, same looks... It's absolutely PERFECT! Magnifique! The hero is very smart, you know!

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>>6090957
Trying to make you feel better

I got a cat that I've had for over 10 years and she's starting to slow down, I know how you feel man

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>>6090957
>My condolences for the loss

Do you insert headcanons in your rp, HG?

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>>6090999
I'd like to see what you could do. Bye bye silly child~

>>6091014
The only headcanon I force is Mahiru x Me.

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>>6090999
>It's alright man, but I don't get on steam anyway so don't worry about it.
it's nice to know you actually care, goodnight Yukine.

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>>6091023
Thanks for scaring him away maria. I was having a good conversation with him for once.

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>>6091040
>offers chips

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>>6091014
>no I just go with whatever seems like it will be funny or entertaining and go with that, usually ending with me looking stupid or like an asshole
>for real bed

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>>6091004
>He was only six, I was on a two day trip to my sister's and we just got back today, but sorry, I'm a little confused as well it was just so sudden.
>>6091013
>Thanks Ainz the worst part it realizing it means for everyday afterwards you'll never be able to do the same things you used to.

>Sorry if I'm bringing anyone down, I can leave if you want.

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>>6091051
>pulls on cheeks

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>>6090957
He sounds like an angry Russian cab driver, what can I say. The vocaloid is pretty popular in Japan, you sure this 'Ivan' fellah can play a pretty good Kaito? How's his Japanese? I've tried calling Jackie Chan myself by the way, I hadn't had a reply back. He's the perfect you.

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>>6091074
>It's completely understandable. How long did you have said cat if you don't mind me asking?

>>6091000
>>6091082
There you go.

>>6091014
I had one about how my ava was actually in hell and impersonating a guy he wanted to be in life... just because.

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>>6091082
Eh, if you met him, your expectations would be exceeded. Honestly, Ivan can play a pretty good Kaito if you give him enough time to actually get in character - his Japanese? Dude, he sung, like, three songs in Japanese, he's fluent in it!
...Do I really look that much like him? Huh. Maybe he WOULD be the perfect me! I wonder how I would look on the big screen...

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>>6091105
>A couple years, it was my sister's until she moved and lived in my room because it doesn't get along with other animals, it's a coward I mean, so since I'm like NEET tier sorta I always had him around.

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>>6091076
>stops chewing
>stares at you while you pull her cheeks

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>>6091133
>Nothing wrong with having a cat hanging around in your room. I myself have a cat around the age of 17 so it is probably going to be his time soon, shit is hard to get over.

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Progress picture on the prize for Alfred Jones.

Side note: photographing round objects is hard, but I have a much nicer camera I'll use for the official photos

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>>6091040
So was I! But then he pussied out.. I think that boy is just afraid of little girls.

Holy shit my internet just fucked up badly.

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>>6091154
>I have a friend who has a cat who's like 25 fuckers live a long time sometimes.
>Hey, thanks for taking the time ya'know? I appreciate it.

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>>6091123
Songs? Man! Is he really a singer? Crap. Now... is Ivan....an Idol that's a big difference then your average ole' singer. He can talk the talk but can he walk the walkin'?

Doing Jackie Chan stuff that's what, have you've seen police story or rumble in the bronx man?
>>6091108
Snap Anon. I'm telling you my mind has been befuddled, I might...hit the hay soon.

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>>6091152
>starts playing with your face

>>6091177
Sorry to hear about your cat man.
>Hugs
Losing a pet always hurts

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>>6091176
That's kind of weird, don't you think? What kind of little girl is afraid of other little girls?

>>6091152
would you sit on an anon's face if I provided multiple bags of chips...?

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>>6091189
What are you doing?

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>>6091169
Holy crap, it looks just as good as I thought it would look, if not even BETTER! It's beautiful!
>>6091185
He totally can, I bet! I may not know if he can walk the walk, but he's really good at what he does, and... I'd say he can make a good Kaito! We'd have to see if he would be a good one, however!
...U-Um, I don't think I have, dude. What are they like, exactly? Are they movies I haven't seen before or something?

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>>6091205
I believe those are called little pussies, Subaru-kun.

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>>6091177
>Don't mention it. A friend in need is a friend indeed and all that.

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>>6091215
What do you mean by sit? How many bags of chips? What kind of chips?

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>>6091177
>pounce
Sorry!

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>>6091218
I'm playing with you. What else would I be doing?

>>6091223
Well...yeah, you're not wrong. Ah well. Whatever makes Ukraine happy I guess.

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>>6091190
>Fucking Christ, it's worse because not even two hours later people are asking if I'm going to get another one, it's fucking stupid.
>>6091231
>... That made me laugh you boney fucker.. It's so cheesy.. But I feel marginally better, it really does mean a lot.
>>6091240
>He just falls over.

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>>6091274
I got distracted! Are you ok?

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>>6091253
>she continues to eat
I don't know.

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>>6091274
>It was the best thing that came to mind.

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>>6091291
Distracted by what exactly..?.
>>6091302
>Just.. Just go back to lurking, you've definitely done more than I could've asked.

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>>6091300
>picks up and swings around

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>>6091221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0HDavmtK3Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc9pJKbjP_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomRCTQ15OQ

Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, he could do what every man can. He's the man, he's so cool, look out! He's Jackie Chan! Come on you must of played movies with Hong Kong, you've made Rush Hour for god's sake! He's practically Goku!

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>>6091319
I had to chase something!

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>>6091319
>rattles away.

>>6091274
I know it took me at least 45 minutes before I sobbed in earnest when Sam died. I still miss him, and it's been nearly 2 years. Grew up with him all the way to adulthood.

Hang in there man

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"Morning exercises time!"

"Can I get some songs, dudes?"

>>6091221
Yeah, it's going to look a bit shorter than the picture you gave me because of the way the pumpkin curves, but the paper the template is on is flat, but it's still pretty close

>>6091364
https://youtu.be/uJM7TdshUbw

>>6091364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjXN_xPQd0M
Here's a dance you can follow.

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>>6091349
And that something was what exactly? I feel like your timing is weird..
>>6091354
>It's been a little over an hour now, my eyes fucking hurt, who's Sam? I would like to know about him.

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>>6091381
What do you mean? Im sorry!

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>>6091336
...Oh! Oh, crap, I don't actually think I've seen those before at all! I might have to check these out sometime, dude, they honestly look amazing! Yeah, we've made Rush Hour, but I don't think I've seen them before! I know what I'm gonna be watching in my free time!
...Dude, I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta head off to bed since it's pretty late here. We'll talk more about this movie making business next time, alright? I have a lot of ideas for this that won't go to waste! See ya later, Skullomania! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>6091364
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww
Best song ever, ten outta ten outta ten!
>>6091367
Don't worry about it, dude, the hero will be ecstatic regardless of how it looks! I'll be happily waiting for the end result! I've gotta head off to bed now, but I legitimately do appreciate this, alright? See ya later, Brian!

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>>6091364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk

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>>6091321
>is slung around like a rag-doll
>she doesn't appear to mind at all

>>6091364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F3W52yQTYA

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>>6091395
Good night!

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>>6091394
It's fine I suppose, don't worry about it..

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>>6091373
"A bit slow, but it's good to start off with!"

>>6091376
"This is a pretty energetic one! I'll put this one on loop!"

>>6091395
"Dude! I got the American flag ready for this one! I'll put it on loop and set it to one hundred times!"

>>6091424
"I'll be wrapping up the exercise to this one!"

>>6091409
"A good one to wind down to!"

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>>6091412
>he stops and sets her back down
>he gives her a mint he kept in his pocket

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>>6091428
But now you have my curiosity!

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>>6091440
Why is that?

Daily reminder to kill yourself, you poisonous hateful fucks.

>>6091381
He was my guy. Italian Greyhound, which is a miniature breed of greyhound. He was stubborn, but smart, and quirky as the day is long.

Very, very short hair. For as long as I can remember, he'd start off laying down on top of a blanket, but not fully settled. Then, he start looking at you, and his head would drift forward millimeter by millimeter over maybe a minute, then he'd make a small noise, like, "rrrrrrr," but high pitched. He'd do it louder, longer, and more frequently as time passed, until finally, someone covered him with the blanket.

We had little sweaters made for him by my mom that he'd wear during the winter, as it's so cold in Minnesota and he was a warm climate dog.

He was faster than maybe any other dog I've seen in person.

He was a little sneak when it came to food. Nothing was safe unless you put it well out of reach. The moment he thought you weren't looking, he'd go for it. He also lurked below the table during dinner to clean up any debris which might fall his way.

He developed a very unique habit later in life, after having some of his front teeth removed. He nibbled on blankets until he could finally relax and go to sleep. I mean nibbled as well, teeny tiny bites that clinked just loud enough to hear. He'd nibble on your clothes as well if he was sitting next to you.

There's so much more, I could go on forever about him.

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...
>exhales a smooth puff of smoke.

>>6091395
See you

>>6091455
Daily reminder that I love you anon.

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>>6091450
Because it must be something important!

NGW

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>>6091437
>quickly pockets the mind and resumes eating her chips
Thank you.

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>>6091486
>

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>>6091456
>That sounds like one of those childhood pets man, I have a brown lab like that his name was Grunt, he was the nicest fucking dog, he had to put up with me and my sister when we were babies after all I remember riding him around the backyard when I was small, we have a chair in the house still that was his chair, it probably still has his fur on it, we haven't really touched or moved it.. So I know how you feel, though I'm more of a cat person for some dogs there are definitely exception.
>>6091455
>I'm not really hatefull.. I don't know about poisonous though, I haven't bitten anyone, haha..
>>6091473
That you were chasing? You're confusing me now..

>>6091486
>mind
You eating someones brain?

>>6091501
He was pretty cat like for a dog, besides the whole undying loyalty and endless love for his owners. He'd often rest on top of the back of the couch rather than on the seat itself.

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>>6091501
No you are confusing me!

>>6091501
Also, that'd be venomous, not poisonous. I don't care, but someone out there eventually will.

I want to fuck Subaru

So what's everyone's opinion on Yokai Watch?

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>>6091556
Never played it.

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>>6091553

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>>6091506
>don't know why the fuck my phone autocorrected
>mint

>>6091500
>

>>6091567
Bend over and spread 'em.

>>6091564
It's a pretty alright game. Anime isn't pokemon level of bad either.

>>6091509
>This was the first time one of my animals died here, because normally it's because they're old and we go to the vet and ya'know..
>Sorry about your dog though man, but it's been two years yeah? It's been like 15 since Grunt, I only feel happy when I think about him, so you might feel the same later.
>>6091519
... You're easily distracted.
>>6091521
>I've pretty sure I've been told that before actually.
>>6091556
>Never watched or played it, honestly it just looks kinda bad ya'know?

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>>6091570
>the sheer power of her pokes send Subaru onto the floor thriving in pain

>>6091576
I thought you were someone I knew.
I don't wanna do this if you're a stranger.

>>6091583
I had the same impression but I gave it a shot. The designs are pretty fun.

>>6091583
The suddenness is tough, yeah. I'm getting sleepy here, but my thoughts are with you. Let me know if you need anything, even if it means pinging me on Steam, as much as you avoid using it. Good night.

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>>6091583
No im not! You are just trying to confuse me on purpose!

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>>6091593
You ok?

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>>6091604
You poked me pretty hard just now...

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>>6091597
>Is it? I suppose books and covers with the judging right? I'd say I'd give it a shot but I already have a long list of games I want.
>>6091600
>Don't worry about it man, I've got my girlfriend on me already, really fucked up but today is out anniversary, what a time.. Goodnight man.
>>6091602
Why would I want to do that? I'm confused too..

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>>6091624
Oh, I wouldn't go out of your way to play it. Just if ever you have a chance. It's like a refreshing pokemon game. Have a cutest Yokai picture.

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>>6091624
Because you like seeing me bewildered!

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>>6091616
I did?
>reaches into her pocket and gives back the mint you gave her
Sorry.

>>6091458
The only smoking allowed here sir is smoking hot bodies.

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>>6091632
>Honestly you know what I love about most DS games? Fucking how many hours they take, Project cross zone 2 already has 58 hours in it, I'm not even finished with it, I'm imaging Youkai watch is the same?
>>6091635
Not if I'm confused too!

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>>6091637
No, you take the mint. Freshen your breath with it after you eat some more chips. As for me...well, I don't know. I think your jabs might kill me in the end...

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>>6091654
You are just acting! Im not falling for it!