/sug/ Steven Universe General - Spear of Justice Edition
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>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
she hates herself so much she can barely keep eye contact with anyone.
>>6071828
Jasper is fat
>>6071877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6071864
need a mignight fap /sug/, please post malachite
Sometimes it gets lonely at night
>>6071901
That's okay, Steven Universe is the superior Vietnam War film.
>>6071911
>>6071901
LIES, THERE'S NO SPICE IN THE LOUD HOUSE BUT LYNN IS BEST GIRL ANYWAYS
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
IT'S
>>6071864
Maybe my love for her can make her realize she doesn't need to hate herself
>>6071946
>>6071946
>>6071975
>>6071956
Monty Python's Flying Circus!
>Steven and Connie are happy together but being that he will outlive her one day to Stevens misery Connie passes on.
>Steven has bean depressed for years after the death of his one true love. Even if the gem war had been won Steven simply cant feel any happiness now that Connie is dead.
>Steven becomes emotionally distant to the crystal gems unable to truly share his pain with them.
>Lapis has loved Steven for years and sees that Steven is in great pain.
>Lapis knows pain better then any other gem and knows what he's going through.
>Lapis starts to comfort Steven sharing his pain and understanding how he truly feels.
>Steven tells Lapis about how much he misses Connie and soon Steven starts to tell her how much he misses sleeping with her.
>Lapis fees herself connecting more and more with him everyday and she even makes him smile again.
>One day Steven is more upset then ever and cant hold back his tears finally accepting that she's gone forever and he just cant take it.
>Lapis sees how much pain he is and while they look at each other with teary eyes Lapis comes close and kisses Steven.
>There kiss becomes deeper and more passionate as they start to embrace with Steven ripping his cloths off while Lapis shapeshifts her cloths away.
>They both lay in bed kissing and hugging one another.
>Steven is so turned on he's not had sex since Connies death.
>Steven has sex with Lapis its passionate and deep and they kiss and hold hands as they make love.
>By the end Steven cant hold in his tears no longer and buries his face into Lapis chest crying his eyes out.
>Lapis comforts him while he lets out all his pain stroking his hair and hugging him tightly.
>Lapis tells Steven. "I love you Steven and no matter what you're going through ill be be by you're side to share the pain.
>Soon Steven stops crying and falls asleep in Lapis embrace.
>Lapis calmly stokes his hair and hugs him as he sleeps.
>For the first time in years Steven sleeps peacefully and once again feels love.
>>6071999
Zuke's looking good here
Here we go.
what if you saw this thing barreling towards ya like a big ol grizzly bear
>>6072019
Can some awesome drawfag do some art for this little fic please?
>>6072034
That's the Zuke/Rebecca fusion
>>6071959
maybe she should have stayed with her diamond instead of being a pathetic manipulative wreck
>>6072034
He kinda looks like a buddy I used to go to school with, now that you mention it
>here cums a thought
>>6071939
Is there more?
>>6072051
Maybe if it wasn't a poorly copypasted shitpost.
>>6072091
No
guys
>>6072091
>yes
GUYS!!!!!!
>>6072069
You went to school with Zuke?
>>6072129
WHAT???
>>6071911
I hope it works for you
>>6072119
>>6072129
EW, A PERIDOT!
KILL IT KILL IT
>>6072147
Needs more double horsecocks
>>6072131
Yes. AMA
>>6072150
>>6072137
hi
>>6072101
would you watch her break down after making a mistake because she was that scared you might just throw her away or would you just tell her to clean up when she was done?
>>6072167
ON IT
>>6072150
The state requires you to make a two for one deal if you want to kill a gem.
me rn
>>6072176
Hi, now bye!
>>6072193
How about: No.
>>6072190
That's better. Do you have the peridot gifs, I lost them
NOW WATCH AND LEARN
HERE'S THE DEAL
HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL
>>6072229
>>6072170
Did you bully her?
>>6072229
I lost them too actually, I only have these two.
>>6072237
Whops nvm anon saves the day
>>6072221
>Almost quinta 2(s)
So close to death, can almost taste it.
>>6072230
Slides*
>>6072190
They'd better cover up Alex's entire stomach
>>6072178
No I'd go comfort her
>>6072147
Hot.
Also I just remembered what a forbidden ship Malexandrite is.
Will also use that if you have it, /sug/.
>>6072237
Thanks muchly. I will keep these malacocks close
>>6072258
What a coincidence
>>6072273
I'll obliterate you.
>>6072042
I'd upgrade her to the superior dimensions.
>>6071828
THE BLOOD ANGELS HAVE ARRIVED TO ASSIST IN THE PURGING OF THESE FILTHY XENOS
>>6072314
What's this?
>>6072314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMUJ1J6dhro
>>6072283
What are you doing?
>>6072324
that's cool.
>>6072258
>>6072303
No prob
>>6072295
What about the ultra rare maladonyx
who is poil supposed to be?
>>6072352
Shitposting, are you some kinda meme police anon?
>Peridot sends you this selfie
How do you reply back?
make 12yos legal again
>>6072403
kys
>>6072357
indeed, citizen
>>6071941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9MA-PgSouY
>>6072403
Wonder how she shapeshifted
>>6072392
Yeah. Malachite w/ anyone at this point.
>>6072376
Do you have the original pic of the dildos?
>>6072401
I'm memeing with Robbie Rotten.
>>6072457
DELIVERY
It's a big one
>>6072483
Fucking glorious, God bless you anon
>>6072457
nope
>>6072483
How big is it
>>6072445
>>6072522
http://sleeptalker-afterdark.tumblr.com/post/149077776779/can-you-name-them-all
Next to a funko
>>6072445
>>6072597
>approx. 10+ inches
That's what I figured
>>6072598
>>6072650
lapiven
>>6072732
isn't canon.
>>6072732
Good shit, my dood
>>6072670
>>6072732
is ok, i guess.
>>6072788
2rare4me
>>6072848
I'm spent I think
>>6072879
Me too
I hope she never gives up on Lars.
>>6072893
>>6072906
She should, he's never going to change.
What's with the Loud House thread spam?
Good night, /sug/
>>6072982
not sure
>>6072956
>>6072967
He can! He just needs some love and a push in the right direction, (not with Sadie because she's a fucking nut.)
>>6073008
22 minute special of nothing but Lars and Martha having sex when?
>>6073003
Goodnight anon
>>6073003
night
>>6073007
All this Alexandrite and Malachite smut makes me wonder what the hell an Alexandrite/Malachite fusion would look like
>>6073114
A giant mess
>>6073114
Fuckingkillmeite where you at
>>6073121
Well I figured THAT much out
>>6073023
That's not what I had in mind but I guess a sweet little lady with a sweeter pussy could do Lars some good.
>>6073093
>>6073114
>>6073126
Ayy bby
>>6073157
She's a not so little teapot unshort and stout
>>6073187
Where is her handle, where is her spout
>>6073157
This actually looks a lot better than what I was expecting
>>6073204
I don't wanna know
>>6073157
>inb4 this plus Peridot is what's used to take on the Diamonds
>>6073210
Yeah it's pretty good, right? I like how Alex's facemask has moved up her head, similar to the temple fusion.
She has teeth on her BRAIN
>>6073249
>>6073281
Forgot to say: I wonder what she'd look like without Gemcrust's little OC fused in
>>6073204
>Where is her handle, where is her spout
Think about it logically
>>6073298
That queer little nugget finding its way into everything
>>6073351
OH, well there is this one.
It doesn't have Ice AND it includes Bismuth. Gemcrust didn't give her a color, because they wanted other people to decide what she'd look like.
>>6073407
They also reblogged a few coloring attempts, some were pretty cool
>>6073432
Never saved any of the colored ones until now, but this was the first one I saw.
Pretty cool how the gem is solid white with a rainbow luster
>>6073490
Imagine dozens and dozen of tiny beady eyes densly clustered under the glasses
>>6073579
She's like Black Bolt, if she says something, everything around her will just get annihilated
She poofed 80 Crystal Gems on her first day of life.
>>6073638
In the nude, no less.
>>6073638
According to a starstruck fangirl who never met her. Likely some hyperbole
WHEN'S GEM HAHVEST?
>>6073699
Thanksgiving
>>6073699
Christmas
>>6073699
Gem Harvest starts with you, anon
>>6073727
What about me?
>>6073694
Yeah, she's a starstruck fangirl because of that.
>>6073732
Gem Harvest is in the heart. See a cardiac surgeon and ask them to pull out the air date from your rib cage
>>6073659
Bizzers was also unclothed
>>6073789
Joke's on you then, I'm going to kill myself now and then nobody will get to see it.
>>6073830
We will pry you open m8
>>6073801
What did she mean by this
>>6073866
Maybe Lapis was not the only one who came there to rape baby Jaspers?
>>6073928
Bismuth went there just to murder and eat the baby Jaspers like the Sasquatch she is.
>>6073928
Gems are savages
>>6073331
>whale penis
>>6073699
In Neveruary
>>6073815
Need more porn incorporating water hands
>>6074188
I need more of that, too
>>6073965
>that time woolie was told to disrupt homeworld's operations and used it as an excuse to kill a ton of babies
>https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Cartoon-Network-Storyboard-Artist-Salaries-E18979_D_KO16,33.htm
> $102k - $112k
There's no way this is accurate, right?
>>6068401
kill yourself
>>6068500
kill yourself
>>6068818
kill yourself
>>6074374
>This estimate is based upon 1 Cartoon Network Storyboard Artist salary report(s) provided by employees or estimated based upon statistical methods.
wouldn't be nice if connie was your gf?
>>6074499
>report(s) provided by employees
I wonder who, if that's the case?
>>6074501
>Some nigger
>tfw desire to shitpost will probably get me killed in the next earthquake swarm
I embrace it
>>6074501
I'd prefer a girlfriend who knows what a toilet is
Has Lauren Zuke left the show yet?
>>6072320
>>6072176
>>6072042
some say it started dancing and never stopped
>>6074779
She lost her binary, very tragic
>>6074642
Yeah. Americans have got to stop shitting themselves in supermarkets.
>>6074783
All the things you could have modelled in 3D, and you chose this.
Nice.
>>6074816
Who is this JoJo character?
What is his stand?
>>6074803
Is it time for late-night Malachite
>>6074794
I know. So has she taken time off to recover, preferably all-of-the-time?
>>6074830
ROBBIE ROTTEN AND HIS STANDO
[WE ARE NUMBER ONE]
>>6074831
>>6074880
Oh god, she's reproducing!
>>6074859
>Not [YOU ARE A PIRATE]
Shamefur
>>6074859
And what does it do exactly?
He looks pretty weak, by the way. I bet Steely Dan could beat him.
>>6074880
You made that Peridot "U R A fag" webm didn't you? Nice work.
>>6074880
Is she on drugs
>>6074905
She IS drugs
http://steven-ps1verse.tumblr.com/
Is they dead?
nice connie
>>6074907
"Peri" sure does sound like a drug
>>6074902
i've never seen it desu
>>6074895
It makes the target incredibly lazy, so much so that they won't feel like doing anything but slacking off if they happen to believe a lie Robbie tells them. The stand stops being able to affect them if they can see through the lie or do something healthy for them by accident.
>>6074940
That is fucking hilarious. You plan to do anything fun with the model or is it shitposts only for Peridot?
>>6074851
She's taken a hiatus until she decides on her pronouns
>>6074962
I thought she already decided on Zuke/Zukish/Zukeself
>>6074957
IDK, I teased my friends with it because they don't like the one in the SFM Workshop
When will Yellow Diamond swap bodies with Steven and then fuse with her future self?
>>6075058
We literally stay up all night thinking of jokes to tell each other.
>>6075022
Holy fuck.
>>6074962
Is she really? That'd actually be pretty goddamn funny.
"I can't go to work for the rest of the month because I have to decide on my pronouns."
I wonder, does CN actually have a policy for this stuff? If a writer or artist misgenders Zuke or uses the wrong pronouns, will they be fired?
>>6075416
We need to shoot a Zuke an email get all the facts
>>6075613
Xe won't respond. Xe's email is only for business inquiries, and xer public twitter was shut down.
>>6075416
Zuke wishes people cared about her problems that much.
PORL
>>6075725
>400
vug yew
>>6075725
Indexer is going to kill you
I have work at 10 am today
it's 5:26 am and I haven't slep
pearl is more important
>>6075688
The thing that depresses me is tumblr probably actually does.
>>6075725
enjoy
>>6075769
I may not be a Pearlfag, but I admire your dedication.
>>6075746
>to wish I would kill yourself*
Indexer is alike a barking chihuahua
>>6075771
>probably
You can suspend that disbelief, since Zuke is worshiped like a fucking god on tumblr.
>>6075778
wew
>>6075769
Euro here. I didn't sleep last night either
>>6075785
Tumblr is also fickle and will happily murder their gods the second they break narrative.
I honestly can't tell what the hell they actually care for so I can't say for sure if they actually care about Zuke's problems or just pretend to so they look good themselves.
>>6075778
>enjoy
Why can't the real indexer be this nice?
>>6075778
Indexer was nice for once
>>6075793
she's so fucking cute
>>6075802
He likes feeling better than everyone.
>>6075808
protip: that's not indexer
>>6075812
Well he'll have to try harder if he wants to feel better than me
>>6075796
>I honestly can't tell what the hell they actually care for
Don't waste your time worrying about it. I know I don't.
>>6075809
>>6075809
The cutest. My wife.
>>6075877
SEND ME TO THE /TLHG/
Stop fucking spamming tlhg threads
>>6075963
We're not
Someone is falseflagging
>>6075988
> riding on other people's coat-tails
Stick to you job. Start sourcing pictures, image bitch.
>>6075793
kill yourself
>>6075808
kill yourself
>>6075809
kill yourself retard
>>6075877
kill yourself
>>6075930
kill yourself
Indexer is cute
>>6076062
yeah
>>6076062
I wonder if Indexer ever considered to go on a date with barneyfag. Seems like they share a lot in common about being obsessed by correcting people in pointless matter
>>6072403
question my sanity
>>6072403
Oh hey, It's I See Nude People, they have a new blog?
So what gems do you think this thing was made out of? Where do you think it's gem was?
>>6076384
they have had it for a while
>>6076395
Oh yeah, mind giving a link?
I am a worker on the american department Cartoon Network. Ask questions.
>>6076414
it was icynudes, but it got deleted again
https://www.patreon.com/posts/tumblr-deleted-6960128
>>6076479
That dude just needs to get an account on...
Well anywhere but tumblr.
>>6075796
>Tumblr is also fickle and will happily murder their gods the second they break narrative.
Which Zuke already did.
Man, Lapidots are going to be so assblasted when Steven fuses with someone in Gem Harvest.
>>6076508
Man, Lapidots are gonna be so assblasted when the show breaks their easily breakable ideals of the shipping they think this episode is gonna include and go somewhere else besides the barn at the 5-8 minute mark.
>>6076508
Lapidots are going to be assblasted no matter what. It's just a matter of time. They've thrown so many chips into a ship that has next to no chance of happening.
>>6076522
To be fair, you could probably say that about any ship that isn't Connverse,Garnet, or human hetero.
>>6076529
Probably, but no other shipers besides maybe Amedots has come even close to the retardation and desperate delusions of Lapidots.
>>6076529
Because those relationships are gonna be the only relationships that are more than just "friends" by the time end game rolls around..
>>6076543
I mean, another relationship is possible, but we don't really have anything right now worth denoting as a probable outcome.
Is Pearl's hair pink or orange?
>>6076706
Depends on the lighting, it's definitely pink in scenes like pic related, but even when it's more orange, I feel like it's still a shade of pink.
But it does occasionally slip into a very orange color.
>>6076706
>>6076734
This is probably is the most orange haired pic I have.
>>6076706
I think it's a very light shade of pink
Peach colored
>>6076706
Orange and light, like a peach.
Take the last game you played and replace the main character with your favorite gem.
What changes and is your gem screwed or better off?
>>6076866
Peridot in Pokemon
>>6076866
Doom
Jasper
More headbutting. Instant victory.
All this Malachite makes me sad... We're never going to see our little sea monstear again ;_;
>>6076866
>dark souls
>peridot
she's fucked
>>6076866
Skyrim and Pearl
She can become a skilled magician and an alchemist
She could try being a warrior due to how skilled she is with weapons but I don't think she could take on all those dragons
>>6076922
now hold up
shes tough, can take a hit, maybe not be able to survive getting cut in half tho
shes made of the same type as lava, so she could be a excellent pyromancer
AND she can bend metal to her will which is a great advantage over 40% of enemies
her str stats are garbage tho
>>6076866
>Lapis
>Paper Mario TTYD
I don't think I could handle both of my waifus in one game.
>>6076866
>Drakengard
>Armstrong
I'm scared.
>>6076979
kill yourself
>>6077024
You're a dickhead.
>>6076979
i can't really see peri getting past even the asylum demon
>>6076543
This desu, we already have our gem/gem, gem/human, and "human"/human relationships. Any other ship would be extraneous and would just piss off annoying autistic people. I ship Lapidot, and even I know having Lapis and Peridot act like Ruby and Sapphire do would just get annoying to watch, and for those who don't like those characters it'd be even worse. They'll play it safe and hint at every relationship in the world because it's not important to have another one.
>>6077034
and you haven't killed yourself yet
kill yourself
>>6077061
Didn't post the original picture. You're still a dickhead.
boo
>>6077000
What waifu is in TTYD?
>>6076866
>Steven chilling with the hunters in bloodborne
im not saying hes going to die, but I AM saying hes going to see some shit
>>6076866
CS:Global Offensive. Garnet.
COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN.
>>6077100
>The Crystal gems become the Crystal Hunters
>Nothing really changes minus the fact that Steven now fights horrors from another worlds as well as live in a nightmare world
I can dig it
>>6077095
cute fire witch
>>6077237
Mah nigga
>Snuggling down with Vivian and Lapis as you hold both of them close, promising lewd things in there ears as they feel and fondle you a bit in bed
Why are these generals in /trash/ and not /co/?
>>6077329
Mods wont have them while the show's not airing.
Crymsal Jims: Garny, Abbydabby and Pill.
Holeworhl Jimps: Labissizzily, Jaspap, Berrybop
>>6077237
fat
>>6077237
>>6072218
>comic sans
>>6072218
Kill yourself, Pearl
Who has the best midget butt?
Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, or Peridot?
>>6077456
lies perpetuated by japanese fetishists
>>6077709
Sadie :^)
>>6077709
Peridot
>>6077709
No contest
>>6077709
Peridot
>>6077709
peribooty
How does Sadie feel about the Elves Lives Matter movement?
When is Sans going to show up
>>6077785
Once Steven gets cancer and dies
>Steven
>After
>Not
>Surviving
>>6077785
https://youtu.be/Ea3BJCksGJ4
It's official, the right is in control of my country
Has your country BTFO any leftists lately?
>>6077859
i swear the fans of this show on this site are an enigma
>>6077785
>>6077709
You can't beat the classics.
>>6077074
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>>6077909
Hurting Papyrus. That'll get rid of Sans for sure.
>>6077907
Not really, spend some time on /sug/ and it's clear that most people here hate the SJW aspects but like the rest. The really edgy alt-righters that you see once in a while are indeed an enigma though.
if Steven is Sans, then who is Papyrus?
>>6077986
Pearl, obviously.
Requesting this with watermelon stevens
>>6078046
>so this what homeworld thinks of fusion
>>6077932
>>6077973
Rape
>>6078124
>lapis with tits
into the trash it goes
Are scans of this book out yet? I want to read it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOzP9Xy_ug&feature=youtu.be
>>6078167
>Upset about the fact that she has tits
>Not that "she" has a penis
I think you might just be gay, my man.
>>6078175
>>6078189
i mean i prefer a tentadick but no dfc is a no go
>>6078175
But Rebecca-sensei, what if collected all my favorite food-coloring only to discover that it's all orange?
>>6078175
So what is this one going to be photoshoped into
>>6078200
why not fix the artifacts until rebecca uploads it to her tumblr?
>>6078200
woops
>>6078175
she's so retarded
>>6078175
This one is going to be cum collection I bet.
>>6078263
I don't know. I think it makes a certain amount of sense. I've basically been doing it my whole life. Or maybe I'm just a packrat.
What do you think Lauren Zuke is going to be for halloween?
halloween parties is fun
feeling chill as hickity-heck right now, howve you guys been?
>>6078168
An anon the posted pages ages ago. Link is temporary.
www
.filedropper
.com/ta
>>6078318
Shes fat and ugly enough to not need a Halloween costume
>>6078318
A pumpkin, all she has to do is wear an orange sweater.
>>6078318
>Jasper shattered 80 of her fellow gems the day she was born
Jesus, she must be fucked up pretty badly.
>>6078318
>>6078404
LOL
>>6078404
> Relevant Undertale
> Good post
>>6078318
She's probably just going to watch anime while listening for trickertreaters.
Like me.
>>6078437
> In Australia
> Can turn down trick-or-treaters without repercussion
> Might even make some cry
>>6078468
>9999x8607
>>6078468
>In Iceland
>No trick-or-treaters
>can eat all the candy for myself
Take that kids
>>6078479
At least it isn't 3.9 MBs
>>6078468
I can too, but my niece wants to hand out candy so I have to give them candy.
She promised I get to slam the door in one of the kids faces and she won't tell her mother I'm a bad caretaker so I'm happy.
>>6078468
>live on top of a hill
>40-35 degree slope
>no one comes here so I have of this candy for myself
>>6078402
"took out" doesn't have to mean "shattered"
I mean, there's a fair chance it does, but at the same time it seems impractical to take the time to stomp on each poofed gem in the middle of a warzone
>>6078468
Are there places where you're actually obligated to hand out candy, like by some crazed homeowners association? That sounds horrible
while this thread is on the topic of UT already, wouldn't a redeemed jasper be basically an Undyke?
>>6078530
Knowing the rules HOAs can come up with, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.
>>6078518
It takes only a second and keeps the enemy down for good. Why wouldn't you do it? It's not like they have Rose convincing them to bubble instead like the Crystal Gems do.
>>6078565
>Implying Rose didn't shatter enemy gems left and right
>Implying they didn't just bubble corrupted former comrades
>>6078530
Probably. Never checked. They've been selling plastic trick-or-treat tubs at Woollies the last few years, so I'm guessing it's taking hold.
>>6078557
Probably not, some fan art depicts her with that personality, but I'd expect Jasper to be more pragmatic and defensive, maybe even somewhat depressing at times.
>>6078577
The opposite has in fact been implied in the show, or there are a few things that wouldn't make sense.
>>6078530
How did you get "obligated to hand out candy" out of that? That's a special level of reading incomprehension. Obviously he means that if he's handing out candy already he can refuse to hand it out to particular kids who come by.
>>6078577
No, she didn't. That's what Bismuth flipped her shit about when Rose confronted her over the Breaking Point.
The only gem Rose shattered was Pink Diamond.
>>6078593
Guess you could read that. But I wont be handing out lollies. Fuck that shit.
>>6078557
Undyne is too upbeat and not mean enough, more like Vegeta
>>6078628
More like a Vegeta and Undyne fusion
>>6078589
Yeah, come to think of it she would be more collected overall. But I think she'd be rather direct and (after getting rid of some baggage) proud and confident.
>>6078641
hmm
I just realized, I only have like, five pics of SU porn in my folders
>>6078628
>>6078642
vegeta is a good character to compare her to, really. Although I can imagine her to soften up significantly with some major conflict resolved. Well okay, so did Vegeta.
>>6078641
Artist?
>>6078657
>(after getting rid of some baggage) proud and confident.
Considering how long it takes for characters to unload baggage in this show, that might take a while.
But I'd expect something like that.
>>6078697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hKlJcp_f0o
Someone needs to ask Kimberly to do this in Jasper's voice.
hello i am the gay
>>6078731
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WIFE YOU CUNT
>>6078731
Choke on a Malachite dildo fatass
>>6078593
i guess i was giving the benefit of the doubt that he just didnt want to participate at all instead of singling out certain kids to turn away, despite the grinch-pearl and the overall assholish tone of the post
>>6078736
lapidot is my favorite gem
>>6078770
That's not a gem, you fat retard.
>>6078776
uh... then what the fuck is this...
>>6078770
STOP RUINING GEMS WITH YOUR AUTISTIC BULLSHIT. EAT A FUCKING SALAD AND PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH TO REALIZE HOW SHIT YOU ARE.
>>6078787
A really bad fake.
>>6078789
so Zuke isn't involved with Gem Harvest at all? Fairly surprising that we'd get a 22 minute episode with a lot of Lapidot but no Zuke
>>6078789
You can't ruin gems if they were always bed
>>6078823
>this is what Lapidotfags actually think
>>6078833
I only regret I have no pictures of gems shapeshifted as a bed to reply to you with.
>>6078708
that's true. I can't wait for it, though.
>>6078719
that was actually the exact thing I thought of when typing "so did Vegeta"
>>6078823
>hurrr they're interacting so it confirms muh ship durrrr
>>6078859
>that's true. I can't wait for it, though.
Same, though right now I just want to see her come back in general.
>>6078318
Csitlyn Jenner
>mfw we actually get a bomb and Gem Harvest is the first episode in it
Please let this happen
>>6078922
L E L
E
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>>6078922
>>6078922
>mfw the episode airs Thanksgiving 2017
>>6078699
kukutjulu01
Their tumblr account is gone though
http://beachcityfuckclub.tumblr.com/post/139457056879/kukutjulu01-i-love-my-green-doritos-by-zenox
>preview shows Steven carving a pumpkin
>the episode will air on Thanksgiving
does CN make us suffer on purpose?
>>6078955
>We miss the pitter patter of gem soldiers
>A bunch of gem soldiers pitter patter onto earth
>>6078993
>show gets canceled by then
>we get an adult swim spin off
>it has even worse hiatuses
>>6079021
>we
>>6079038
>are the
>thinking gem harvest will have anything of note
>thinking it'll have anything more than maybe a possible lapidot or steven fusion and lore anyone who wasn't completely retarded could've figured out
nothing in Bismuth stuck or was noteworthy, it won't be any different with this
>Episode preview shows Steven carving up a pumpkin while another sentient pumpkin watches
>lol nope it's a thanksgiving episode - CN
>it's a 22 minute episode staring Lapiss and Perisnot
It's a horror episode in my books.
>>6079049
see ya on thanksgiving
>>6079043
>martians, the butt ugly Martians
>>6079056
I'll see you in Hell.
>>6077709
Why do you think Garnet is so thicc?
tfw u succ u bae til she nut but u keep succin n u otha bitch be peepin
>>6079056
How can you see anything with your head buried in the dirt so far?
>>6079056
>Lapidot
>>6079079
You know that this isn't funny, right? Like not even close.
>>6079071
>>6079081
>>6079085
>all these denialfags
ahahahahahahaha
>>6079102
That still didn't answer my question, it only confirmed my statement.
I want Priyanka and Armstrong to cuddle right in front of Connie and Doug.
>>6079102
>she ends up voicing White Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo
>>6079102
First of all this doesn't confirm anything. However I wouldn't even mind a Lapidot fusion. Some metal/water combo sounds like it could be rad. But many of you Lapidotfags are the most obnoxious shitheads on this garbage board.
>>6079102
What is Ashley Burch going to do anyway? Steal Steven's WiiU?
I absolutely cannot wait to see the tears of all the salty anti-Lapidots once Gem Harvest airs
>>6079160
t. Obnoxious shithead
>>6078823
>so Zuke isn't involved with Gem Harvest at all?
She is though
>>6079005
Thanks anon
>>6079102
When this ends up being a new gem who was healed you're gonna look pretty dumb
>>6079136
Bed mutant*
>>6079102
So you do realize that we already had promos for the episode before she said that right
>>6078868
sorry, i'm just using it to refer to the two of them regardless of whether they're a 'ship' because i'm lazy to type 'lapis and peridot'
if 'ship' could just mean 'i want these two to hang out a lot' and people who want everything to be a romantic pairing could jump into the ocean that would be pretty nice
>>6079261
If a phenomenon exists it is our job to name it, even if it's retarded
>>6076866
>Jasper is the killer from Dead by Daylight
It's going to be a blood bath
>>6079261
I want to see lapis and peridot hang out a lot. And they do. The issue is that it has happened all offscreen. We have seen no conflict beyond Barn Mates in their relationship. I cannot fathom how people romantically ship lapidot in its current state. There's nothing to be invested in. We didn't even see how they became friends. There are no obstacles for them to overcome right now.
It's a boring perfect little tumblr ship with nothing interesting going on, not even under the surface.
Old lapidot, before the two characters ever spoke to each other was better.
>>6079299
I loved Lapidot till Beta, its so fucking boring now.
>>6079142
>tfw
>>6079288
Jasper is a total jobber so it'll be ok.
>>6079227
That's exactly why she announced it now, she was under NDA until CN gave her the go-ahead
>>6079299
Limb enhancers are clunky, cool, useful, balancing, unique, and cute
>>6079142
>she ends up voicing PINK diamond
New thread
>>6079476
eh, just because they were getting along in one episode doesn't mean they'll never have conflict again
Beta was about Peridot, Amethyst and Jasper - Lapis just kinda happened to be there