/ERP/ Thread Halloween Party Edition >>6050715 >>6050715

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First for sleep

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>>6064926
>Palutena responded by grabbing his head and keeping him in place while her nectar trickled down his mouth. Her other hand aimed his throbbing manhood, sliding it slowly inside her sopping walls. They quickly clenched around his cock, and she began rocking her hips slowly as her lower lips slid past his shaft.

Thanks, boner buddy.

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>>6064910
Yay!
>To celebrate the festivities, Setsuna's normal clothes have been replaced by gauze wrapping tightly around her figure while fake bat wings stick out the top of her head. A black and purple cape drapes down her back, and a small lacy skirt peeks out from under the gauze. She wanders around aimlessly, taking in all the costumes while looking for anyone who would give her candy.

>>6064987
(Sorry didn't realize we moved)
My god~!
>He muttered out between sips of her chest as she took his head in her hand and buried it deep into her soft, huge breast. Her teat flowing with nourishment by the mouthful as she takes her second hand and consumes his entire length in her womanhood. Her tight pussy was making quick work of his cock as it was already throbbing at it's full length.
Please my goddess, a second helping to keep my energy up!
>The worshiper begs as your first breast runs dry, trying to keep up with your riding on his cock and staring thirsty at your second tit.

>>6064910
Thanks for the thread <3

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>>6065063
>Not wasting a bit of time, Palutena quickly guides his mouth on to her other breast while not skipping a beat as her bouncing increases speed. Her hot walls have him practically locked in, and she shudders in pleasure whenever he twitches inside her.
Drink as much as you can, dear!

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>>6064910
I can name all the people referenced in that post I think.

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>tfw he hits it nice and deep in that one spot

>>6065100
>The heated worshiper gasps for air the moment that milky breast frees itself from his maw, only to have the second plunged upon his lips in an instant. He latches onto as much of that massive mammary as he could as it bounced and molded upon his face to her motions on his cock. Her fresh nipple already hard and pouriing with sweet, heavenly cream as he teased it with his tongue.
I...I wish to make an offering....to my goddess...
>He moans out between chugging mouthfuls of milk. Her rapid and agile strides making quick work of his mortal dick, those tight walls squeezing the will out of him as he dribbles with pre and lubricates her sensual caverns.

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>A look around lets you see a strange looking girl, completely out of style for the evening, wearing a a fully tailored suit in green with card suits all over and an oversized hat, still labelled "In this style, 10/6". Despite the dead man's party around her, she seemed to be intensely calm, stuffy even from her lack of shown skin and high-society demeanor. The more she stood around, the more tea she seemed to drink, and the hazier the air around her started to get, and it looked like there were real, living mushrooms dotting her outfit. She started to look around at the madhouse and smile, bringing her hand over her mouth and laughing before picking up the teacup and sipping at it again.

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There's a shadow just behind me,
Shrouding every step I take,
Making every promise empty,
Pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path of "must we"
Just because the son has come.

Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
Something but the past is done?
Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
Something but the past is done?

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever.
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down.

Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done.
Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done.

WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER?
JUST WANT TO START THIS OVER.
WHY CAN'T WE SLEEP FOREVER?
I just want to start this over...

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me
Trust me

WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER?
JUST WANT TO START THIS OOOOVER...
WHY CAN'T WE SLEEP FOREVER?
I just want to start this over...

SHITPOST THIS THREAD TO THE FUCKING GROUND

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>>6065127
>Ruby smiles from ear to ear when her new friend arrives.
No time to waste, let's get in!
>She hops to her feet before doing a cannonball into the pool, leaving behind a large splash. When she resurfaces, she's clearly regretful.
G-Go in slow. It's c-cold.

>>6065213
Why do you do this to us? We deserve this bullshit about as much as you deserve DMG.

>>6065225
Nah. I'm in comf mode and jerking it to these Ruby pics.

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>>6065229
Two times in.

I've been struck dumb by a voice that
speaks, from deep beneath peerless water that's,
twice as clear as heaven,
twice as loud as reason.
Deep and rich like silt on a riverbed,
just as neverending.
Current's mouth below me;
opens up around me.
suggests and beckons all while swallowing.
Surrounds and drowns, and wipes me away.

But I'm so comfortable... So comfortable.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
you're saturating me.
How could I let this bring me,
back to my knees?

Third time in.

I've been baptized by your voice that,
screams, from deep beneath the cold black water that's,
half as high as heaven,
half as clear as reason.
cold and black like silt on the riverbed.
Just as neverending.
Current's mouth below me;
opens up around me.
Suggests and beckons all while swallowing.
Surrounds and drowns, and wipes me away.

But I'm so comfortable... So comfortable.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
you're saturating me.
How could I let this happen?

Why don't you kill me?
I am weak and numb and insignificant,
How could I let this bring me back to my knees?

Euphoria

I'm back down, I'm in the undertow.
I'm helpless and I'm awake, I'm in the undertow.
I'll die beneath the undertow.
There doesn't seem to be a way out of the undertow.

>>6065229
Stop feeding it.

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>>6065174
>Her thrusts grow more erratic as her arousal increases, also serving to increase the rate at which her milk falls down his throat. As her walls twitch around him, it's clear she's just as lustful as he is, if not more so.
What *hah* offering?

>6065213
Do you really think DMG will like you again if you keep spamming shit? Are you really that retarded, Paul?

>>6065248
Does it matter? He's going to carry on anyway like anything he does will be any more than annoying.

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>>6064910
>You are now considered important/recognized enough here to be included in an a Holiday theme text
I honestly don't know how to feel about this. All I really come here for is typefuck, I don't really think I need to be some kind of big deal here. But after all the months and the past few days I don't think the attention is going to go away in any small part. I'm still planning to remain a very passive presence for the most part.
Also, because I feel this has to be said now, don't overplay the whole thing on Thursday. You can say what happened but I'm not some fucking thread savior or hero, I just want to typefuck my damn fetish. Now enough blog shit, back to typefuck.

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Crawled away from me.
Slipped away from me.
Tried to keep a hold,
But there was nothing I could say.

Slid away from me.
Crept away from me.
Tried to keep you down,
But there was nothing I could say.

What you trying to say?
That you don't wanna play?
What you want and what you need,
don't mean that much to me.

I can see your back is turning.
If I could I'd stick a knife in.
Love.

Crawled away from me.
Slipped away from me.
Tried to keep a hold,
But there was nothing I could say.

Slid away from me.
Crept away from me.
Tried to keep you down,
But there was nothing I could say.

What you trying to say?
That you don't wanna play?
What you want and what you need,
don't mean that much to me.

I can see your back is turning.
If I could I'd stick a knife in.

This is love.
This is love.
This is my love for you.
This is my love for you.
This is my love for you.
This is my love for you.
This is my love for you.
This is my love.

Say
you
won't
go.

Get up.
Say, say.
Get up.
Say.

Get’chu up stronger up, babe
Get it, get it, get it,
Raah

What you trying to say?
That you don't wanna play?
What you want and what you need
don't make a fuck to me.

I can see your back is turning.
If I could I’d stick a knife in.

Reminder, spam is a reportable and bannable offense.

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Compassion is broken now
My will is eroded now
Desire is broken now
It makes me feel ugly
I'm on my knees and burning
My piss and moans are the fuel
That set my head on fire
So smell my soul is burning
I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy
I have swallowed the poison you feed me
But I survive on the poison you feed me, and it leaves me
Guilt-fed, hatred-fed, weakness-fed
It makes me feel ugly
I’m on my knees and burnin'
My piss and moans are the fuel
That set my head on fire
Dead in… side
Shit adds up, shit adds up
Shit adds up at the bottom

If I let you, you would make me destroy myself
In order to survive you, I must first survive myself
And I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you
There’s no choice but to confront you
To engage you
To erase you
I’ve gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain
I will use my mistakes against you
There’s no other choice
Shameless now, nameless now, nothing now, no one now
And my soul must be iron
Cause my fear is naked
I’m naked and fearless
And my fear is naked

Dead inside, dead inside
Dead inside, dead inside
Nameless now, shameless now
Nothing now, no one now

Shit adds up, shit adds up
Shit adds up, as you see me
Naked now, fearless now
Naked now, fearless now

Shit adds... shit adds...
Shit adds... shit adds up it leaves me
Dead inside, dead inside
Dead inside, dead inside

Hatred keeps me alive
Hungriness keeps me alive
Weakness keeps me alive
Guilt keeps me alive at the bottom

>>606524
I imagine Paul is like Annie Wilkes and ERP is Paul Sheldon.

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>>6065196
Tally ho there, miss! I must say that's quite the pungent concoction you have there! What manner of tea is that?

>the shrill, mischievous came from the hustling and bustling crowd of partiers. Keeping eye level, one would miss just where the source of the voice came from. Looking down, however, and there he was. The floating, little, arachnoid boy dressed in all the manner of an aristocratic youth. A youth, by the way, is certainly out of place for such a crude party. The way he carried himself however was with the air of self-assured maturity, and there was the faint hint of mischief in his eyes, of which there were four. Two white orbs on what would pass for a face, and two glowing orange eyes.

My name is Taranza! The splendorous spellcaster! The magnificent magi! The uhh.... radical rock-n-rolla! ...at least I think that's a good thing. The man with the shiny jacket said it was!

>>6065261
(You do you, friend. Set yourself free and live out your most base desires)

>>6065279
crawling in my skin
these posts they will not heal

>>6065261
Who are you

>>6065275
This. Report him.

>>6065196
>Anon was feeling a little dejected. He wasn't very good at parties of letting his hair down. He mostly just hung out in the kitchen and ate the food. His "costume" was just a pair of cat ears on his head. He sighed and wondered why he had even bothered to come here. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a woman sipping some tea. He wondered where she got it from, there was no tea in the kitchen. He didn't feel brave enough to go over there and talk to her, so he just decided to watch until she got some more tea

>>6065302
If you can tell me how to report on trash, I'd be glad to.

>>6064910
>community event
>prompt is nothing but ava worship namedrops
Fuck off, Ainz.

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My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a stupid, belligerent fucker.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a dumbass, belligerent fucker.

I hope it sucks you down, down, down, down.

My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a stupid, belligerent fucker.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a dumbass, belligerent fucker.

I hope it sucks you down.

My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a stupid, belligerent fucker.
This bog is thick and easy to get lost in
'Cause you're a dumbass, belligerent fucker.

I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you fucker
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks
I hope it sucks you down

Wander in and wandering.
No one even invited you.
And you still stumble and suffocate, suffocate
Why don't you care!?

Wandering around got you in.
No one even invited you.
And you still stumble and suffocate, suffocate
Why don't you get out while you can?

No one told you to come.

My warning meant nothing.
You're dancing in quicksand.
Why don't you watch where you're wandering?
Why don't you watch where you're stumbling?
You're wading knee deep and going in.
And you may never come back again.

Does Paul at least know his taste in music is godawful? Like...I vomit in my mouth a little bit every time he posts lyrics because of how terrible his taste is. It's like reading Stephanie Meyer.

>>6065319
Sad that you weren't there?
:3

>>6065317
Click the arrow next to the post number.

>>6065226
>Anon can't help but laugh after Ruby realizes her mistake as he slips into the water, shaking his head to fling off the water that got in his hair.
You were really excited to go swimming, huh? Didn't even check the water first.
>He swims up to Ruby.

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>>6065350
>Tool's Undertow album
>"""""godawful"""""
It's alright to have an opinion but it's not okay to be this fucking wrong

FUCK YOU AINZ YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>6065374
Tool in general is shit
Their only good song is Schism because the bass line is dope

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>>6065372
>As he swam up to her, Ruby grabs the anon and presses her body tight against him, her chest rubbing against his.
So warm...
>As her chests presses against him, he can feel her hard nipples poking through the fabric from the cold.

>>6065374
Paul, for fuck's sake, if you're trying to be an edgy faggot then at least use something like The Mars Volta.

>>6065252
My seed! Take my all Palutena..!
>The Pleasured mortal moaned out her name as his restraint was broken by her heavenly body. His rod erupted with his liquid passion for the goddess Palutena, coating her insides with thick layers of his seed. Coaxed by her body and nourished by her feeding bosom he climaxed for several seconds in the magical woman, feeling a bliss beyond anything he had ever felt on earth. Soon his mortal body gave out, and he tired from the heat of their intercourse, his cock retreating limp from her coves.
H...have I served my goddess well? May I take my last sips my lady.
>He asks out of breath, leaning on the goddess who looks unflinched as he remains latched to her bosom. His eager maw suckling her warm, soft breast to drink his fill before he exhausts.

>>6065359
Sad that I'm not part of Ainz's little clique? Not really but it doesn't make me feel like participating in his little event so I'll just stay mad :^)
Shitpost tiem?
Shitpost tiem.

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>>6065404
https://youtu.be/A46dVwpd71o
https://youtu.be/8qtIdhpw6hc
https://youtu.be/R2F_hGwD26g
https://youtu.be/GqmRDV0a_70

>Only good song is schism

Except that's fucking wrong
They're only good song is every song

>>6065422
Would Pinkerton be better? Or maybe some In Utero...

>>6065416
Every time you post this image I wanna lewd the Ruby. Shame I've no time.

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>>6065416
>that fucking body

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AINZ IS GAY

>>6065455
Do El Scorcho from Pinkerton

>>6065455
This isn't /mu/ shitstain

>>6065416
I'm more of a Yang man but god damn.

>>6065455
I would actually prefer the sweet experience of your silence.

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>>6065466
He's got nothing on this guy.

>>6065104
Kill yourself cuck.

>>6065485
Oh man, I remember that Youtube layout.

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>>6065471
We don't talk about that one

>>6065473
This isn't /shitpost/ either but you're still here

>>6065484
Too bad, fuckin' hypocrite

>>6065502
>This isn't /shitpost/ either but you're still here
Jesus christ Paul how can you write shit like this without having a stroke from the hypocrisy

>Our party starts.
>Already Paul and his forced hate meme drivel are at full swing
Oh boy, it's gonna be a night. Eyes on your RPs people.

>>6065516
Because he's retarded.

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>>6065434
>As rope after rope of hot white cum filled her, Palutena let out a sharp gasp as her own body gave in to her pleasure. Her limbs trembled, grabbing his back and holding tight while her walls convulsed in orgasm. The climax prompted one last steady stream from her nipple, the last drops of her divine nectar disappearing down the anon's throat. As she recovered, she smiled down upon him, breathing heavily.
You've served your goddess wonderfully.

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>>6065516
>>6065529
I know
I don't care

>>6065502
>This isn't /shitpost/ either but you're still here
>Too bad, fuckin' hypocrite

I am no longer convinced you're a real person. No one can be this blind unintentionally.

>>6065539
Just like DMG doesn't care about you kiddo.

>>6065543
>>6065539

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>>6065287
>She looked about, trying to the find the source of the voice, her hat shaking around on her head until she tipped her head down.

Aha! A little male Arachne, now that's something one wouldn't see in normal means! And such a refined one at that!

>She bent at the hip, attempting to match his stature and smiled. The spores drifting from her hat showered into her drink and his, as she looked him over, stepping around and tilting her head. No matter the angle, her hat seemed to stay atop her head, even as she circled back in front of him. She proffered her hand out, open-palmed and laughed to match a sudden smile.

And I...am a Mad Hatter. And it would be a pleasure to be joined with you this evening. As for the tea, it's nothing special to be sure, just a bit of mushrooms added to the blend, makes the whole could just a bit more creamy.

>>6065303
>Despite his best efforts, she never went to get more tea, but she did catch him staring. She started to look back at him, watching the ears bounce as he stood there. Quickly she realized he was staring at her, and she didn't seem to mind, locking eyes with him from across the room. She flipped her cup over on the saucer and set it on a nearby sarcophagus as she kept a watchful eye of him. Leaning against the coffin, she waved at him, politely, and made the attempt to beckon him over to her with another pleasant smile.

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>>6065531
>Cracks opine a can of vanilla cherry coke
>Drinks it looking at her
>Menacingly!

>>6065543
Paul's a fouseytube prank that gained sentience.

>>6065416
>Anon stiffens up when Ruby holds him for two different reasons. One because he can feel himself heating up from feeling her body tight against his and two, because she was cold as hell. He shivers and puts his arms around Ruby.
I guess it can't be helped. If you're freezing like this, I have to warm you up.
>His hands slide down to grab her ass while he's trying to share his warmth with her, because he needed to get something out of this.

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>>6065550
Post yfw you can get a hot private session with DMG anytime you want while Paul cries alone in his room

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>>6065587

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>>6065587

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>>6065587
>mfw could but have no interest in RPing with DMG

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>>6065587

>>6065562
>Anon gulps as he sees her wave at him. Did she think he was a pervert or a creep? When she waved he waved back, and he found himself walking toward her when she beckoned him. His heart was thumping hard in his chest, he wasn't very used to talking to women, and he really didn't want to make a fool of himself. He walked up to her, cleared his throat and said

Huh-h-hi?

>>6065603
Can I get a pic of Tats's thick ass before you go?

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>>6065496
(Those were the days)

>>6065562
Mushrooms? Goodness! I've never had mushrooms in my tea before? Is that what fell into my cup?

>The curious lad lifted up the tea cup and saucer he was holding up to his eyes. The boy's head titled a little so he could better scope out the intriguing mixture that was bubbling away before his very sight. A few seconds of this and he looked back at the dapper female, still wearing that cheerful smile about his face. It was at that moment did Taranza notice the extended hand, and boy, how eager he was for one of his other free appendages to float up and take it for a hearty handshake.

Well, met, Ms. Mad Hatter! Oh, you are a Ms, right? What brings you to this most curious of celebrations?

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>>6065458
>>6065461
>>6065476
Thanks, guys!
>>6065581
>She nuzzles her face into the boy's neck, holding her arms around his waist tight, only to gasp once she feels him grasp her rear. She pulls her head back, blushing once again.
You ever wonder what it would be like to do it in the water?
>She raises an eyebrow, hoping the anon can see what she's suggesting.

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>>6065634
Any other requests before I get drink as fuck dressed as a Pokemon?

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>>6065587

>>6065531
P...Palu...
>The worshiper speaks her name in a gentle voice as he feels his eyes grow sleepy from the intense passion. He nuzzled lovingly into her bosom, sucking her huge, plump tit for it's last drops. Eventually her well runs dry, and he unlatches from the buxom goddess, licking her nipples clean.
I shall forever worship the Lady Palutena, for her gifts are beyond any simple pleasures on earth.
>He hugs his lady as sleep claims him, resting his head deep into her cleavage and using her huge, soft, warm breasts as his bedtime pillows. He strokes her flowing hair and wraps it over his face like blanket, as he snuggles her massive bosom in a sleepy humor.
Goodnight, Lady Palutena
(Thanks TND, it's great to have you back, and you have a great night)

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>>6065576
"Today we're doing the 'being an unlikable cunt online and in real life' social experiment"

>>6065649
Show me DMG's big fat tits.

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>>6065654
at least learn how to crop if you're gonna shitpost

>>6065649
>Buries his head in that butt
>Head gets sucked in
[muffled thanks, fatass have fun tonight ]

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>>6065563
What do you want now?
>>6065655
And I shall continue to care for you. And we can do this again any time you wish.
>She holds his head softly as she lays back on the bed, falling asleep with the anon on top of her.
(Good to be back. Have a good night too, m8.)

>>6065649
You can check your mail real quick

>>6065673
>>6065654
Both of you learn to stop posting such hideous garbage in the first place.

>>6065673
It's cropped like that because it's used as a discord avatar :^)

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>>6065700
Getting you back! And seeing how you don't like coke BAM! Drinking me some right now!

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>>6065716
But I'm not?

>>6065719
Fuck off Midna

>>6064910
>all of this
Golden kek

>>6065744
I fucking hate whoever indulged this shit and made you think you're wanted.

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>>6065756
Yeah screw those guys for having good taste and enjoying my quality writing wow what faggots

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>>6065672
Tits.

>>6065689
<33

>>6065704
Love you pervy.

>>6065776
Yeah until you stop after one post :^)

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>>6065729
Something tells me there's been a miscommunication between us.

>>6065756
He samefagged some of his sessions to give himself the illusion he's wanted.
I'm partially responsible because I once played with his atrocious Squigly but now that we have a better one, I discarded his like Paul's father discarded the broken condom he used to rape his mother the night he was conceived.

>>6065645
>He spends a moment mulling over that idea before wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at Ruby, using his finger to tug down her bikini bottom ever so slightly.
A few times. Looking to go for a little skinny dipping?
>Thank god they're just in a pool and not in an ocean.

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>>6065776

RAGYO

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>>6065787
Well ya killed that one dude for snorting coke off ya feet, this is the best I got!

>>6065779
That head's almost as big as yours.

>>6065803
is mine
t. Mecha

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>>6065803

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>>6065818
It's a big cock

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>>6065833

>>6065833
UUUU

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>>6065789
Ooh, that sounds fun!
>Ruby wastes no time taking off her top, tossing it out of the pool. Her perky breasts are accented by hardened nipples, and she smiles giddily at him as her fingers grasp the straps of her bottom piece.
Then we can make each other really warm!

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>>6065815
You're upset because I don't hate you?

what's the best way to leave /erp/?

>>6065788
He's also trying to boogeyman his enemies with samefagging too. Don't believe Paul's lies.

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>>6065632
Well, hello there. You remind me of someone I've seen before... The eats could use a bit more color to them, and walking simply won't do in the least. Riding would be more appropriate, as would teleporting.

>She stood close to him immediately starting to straighten out his clothing for him, attempting to make him more presentable. Two firm, gloved hands pressed against his backside before tugging up his pants, followed by a gentle pat on the shoulder.

Haha! Much better, now, you seem so stiff, what brings you to such a wonderful evening? The air? The tea? The creaming?

>>6065640
Ah, no, those would be spores, you see.

>She vigorously shook his hand back, loosing herself of a deal of her elegance in front of the cheerful spider. Letting go of one of his many appendages, she squeezed her bow's mushroom, showing it to be a real one, with its own set of spores puffing from the cap. Quickly she pointed back upwards at her own hat, pantomiming it to be one and the same. To answer his second question, she had to set down her tea, grabbing him under one of the many pairs of arms and quickly pulling his small form into her ample bosom.

As for the festivities, well, I would be remiss to miss something so...lively. And it offers a great opportunity to share some tea, no?

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>>6065874
Uh yeah! I'm a bad guy, that's my thing!

>>6065878
Roll in pussy.

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>>6065904
Well, my apologies. I suppose I'll refrain from interacting with a monster such as yourself, then.

>>6065932
This.

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>>6065960
Really? Cool! HEY SETSUNA THE COKE WORKED!

>>6065901
>Anon wasn't sure how to respond to her. She seemed to be speaking nonsense and sudden;y fixing his clothes. He thought he could detect the traces of a British accent in her voice, so maybe they were colloquialisms he had never heard of. But what the hell was a "creaming"

W-well one of my friends got an invitation and they couldn't go so they said I should. Well...they insisted, I usually stay at home...all the time. They thought I could use some socialization...which I'm not that good at to be honest.

>>6065878
like old nep or marseilles, just leave without saying a word
i hated them both but i can respect they left without shitposting

>>6066004
What did either of them do to be hated, lowercase-kun?

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>>6065901
Spores, ahh but, of course! Of course! How silly of me to assume that the whole mushroom would be put in the tea after being brewed. I haven't heard of such a thing! Not at all! I usually just drink mine with honey or perha-WAH!

>While, the fledgling mage was on the verge of going off on a tangent about the various sort of insect themed teas he partook in, even going as far as to stroke his chin with one of his many hands, the woman suddenly seized him by his tiny frame. Before Taranza knew what was going on, he was treated to a face full of plump, tender flesh. His darkened face was overwhelmed with comforting and amorous warmth. A warmth that was only made all the more worse by the blush that formed on the flustered lad's cheeks. That blushing countenance and of course whatever potential words he had to say were muffled away by her cleavage, not that he would be complaining however.

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>>6065901
>>6066034
(I am so so sorry about this, but I'm being called away to take care of somethings so I am unable to continue. I do hope you'll have a good night in the thread though, you're doing lovely work!)

>>6066033
What does anyone do to get hated around here?
Paul and Clown are the ones that earned it, they are the only drama engines.

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>>6065991
>The ditsy archer is too busy eating candy in the corner to notice Carnage's accomplishment.

>>6066078
Remember, some people are autistic enough to treat writing standards as a reason to hate and shitpost people.

This community is fucking stupid
>filled with either 13 year olds who can't type properly or fat 30+ year old NEETs
>who are thirsty as fuck and claim it's just character rp until an actual girl comes along and then they're all over her
>a discord group filled with drama and shitposting who encourage people to come here and shitpost
>people 'reserving' characters and never playing them, having lists of avas when they've only ever played some of them once
>shitpost and laughed at by the entire hg community as well as trash as a whole

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>>6066082
Hey! HEY! Don't hog it all!
>Grabbing himself a crunch bar
Did ya check for razor blades or anything?

>>6066033
Played as a generic turboslut, awful attitude, terrible OOC personality. Basically utter shit.

>>6066113
Hi HG

>>6066113
Hi Jiro

hi my name's LD I'm a 15 year old who can't get over my FAT FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND SHITTY BEARD NECKBEARD FUCK MY LITTLE PONY FAN FUCKING FAT UGLY SMELLY FAT FUCKING GAYBO FUCK YOU DMG FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DMG FUCK YOU DMG

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>>6066116
>She looks up, a stick of chocolate poking out of the corner of her mouth.
I earned this candy.

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>>6066034
Ah! Taranza! It's been a while! How's it been? I've been busy for a while, and...

>>6066131
I can't deny the generic turboslut in old nep's case, and all Marseille did was try to drum up RP despite getting barraged with shitposting.

>>6066143
Delete this post, if somebody reports it you might get b&
Mods don't care about RP or satire

>>6066109
Or being "thirsty"
Or playing an Ava you don't like for being generic or degenerate.
Or playing a fetish you don't like.
Or just being old enough to be recognized.
This place is shit

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>>6065997
Ah, yes, I see I see. Hmm...

>She didn't. She didn't even seem to be paying attention much to what he said, Moving back in front of him with another smile and picking up her cup. She reached into her pocket and pulled another teabag, before rushing off to the kitchen for some boiling water. She came back in a hurry, her gait not befitting the tight pants she was wearing. She smiled and started to sip again.

Ah I see, so your friend has left you with your pants around your ankles, stung up for all to see at a party, and here you are, letting yourself get led around and hiding your shame in the corner?

>>6066034
>>6066073
(Ah, alrighty, well, you have a wonderful evening then! Hopefully a stressless and tea-filled one at that!)

FUCK DMG FUCK YOU
YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE ME FUCK YOU
I'M BETTER AT YOU AT EVERYTHING I'M FUCKING BETTER AT ERP TOO FUCK YOU DMG FUCK YOU

>>6066113
>last point
Made it too obvious. You're not going to start a shitposting war between HG and ERP no matter how hard you try.
>>6066132
Hi samefag.

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>>6066146
And I'm stealing some because I'm a dick
>Bites in, slow chewing
Good news, found the hidden razor blade

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I saw someone miss me in the end of last thread, so here's a hi to you!

>>6066113
Discords were a mistake, or rather, talking about them so extensively and multiple ones were.

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>>6066168
>This place is shit
You're not wrong.

>>6066150
>>6066073

>>6065863
That might just be the best way to warm up I've ever heard. Let's do it!
>He pulls off his boxers and tosses them over to poolside, taking this chance to grab onto Ruby's tits and give them a light squeeze.
You really have nice breasts.. Glad I could see them up close.
>He mutters as he slides closer, planting a kiss on her lips.

>>6066113
>Paul falseflagging an ENTIRE THREAD
Stop dude, just stop and leave.

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Trick-or-treat!

>>6066182
>Hugs the Machi.

>>6066152
>turboslut in old nep's case
I agree, but my dick liked it, she was good for morning wood. Also she had really good pics.

>>6066168
>Or being "thirsty"
HI R U A GIRL UR AN IRL GIRL PLEASE FUCK ME HI GIRL I'M NOT GAY LOL HI WHEN ARE WE GOING FUCK YET HI LOL PLEASE FUCK ME CAN YOU SEND ME A PICTURE I WON'T SHARE IT HI LOL XD
HI GIRL UR A GIRL? PLEASE FUCK ME
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME????????

>>6066202
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6066205
That's my point. There's nothing inherantly bad about that. But some people just chose old Nep and Marseilles as shitpost lightning rods for some reason.

>>6066170
>Anon took a few seconds to answer as her mind was still on the view of her butt he got. Those pants sure were tight. Plus those colloquialisms were quite...interesting.

Um...yes I suppose that's one way to put it. So uh...so what brings you here Miss...?

>>6066202
>Dumps a fuck-ton of candy all over you

>>6066202
>Throws a lit candle inside the pumpkin.

>>6066210
Why is Paul losing his shit this time?

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>>6066204
>Hugs awkwardly the stranger anon.

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>>6066202
OH FUCK IT'S REAPER

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>>6066182
>tfw Machi says hi to you even though you posted a gratuitous pantyshot
So many epic faps since you introduced me to her. Cheers, Machianon.

>>6066223
Why does he ever?

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>>6066180
>As she watches him chew slowly, she sucks the chocolate into her mouth.
Thanks for finding it.

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B-but Halloween's not until Monday...

>>6066232
FUCK YOU UNBLOCK ME FUCK YOU

>>6066234
I mean last time it kinda made sense because he got caught. But now I think he's just snapped.

>>6066237
>tfw will never watch Setsuna slowly chew my cum

>>6066258
>chew

>>6066257
>>6066234
It's because we have a clearly advertised event. He'll force drama, just don't let him get away with any kind of falseflag or forced hate on anyone.
Don't play into Paul's shit.

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>>6066233
W-well, that's because I was happy for a moment someone missed her, I mean me, I mean her, ah you get the idea. I mean I don't erp as her after all..
Hope you keep enjoying them to the far future.

>>6066257
FUCK YOU DMG

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>>6066200
>She gasps slightly as he feels her chest, followed by sliding her bottom piece off and tossing it out. She wraps her arms around him once again, pressing their nude bodies together as their lips touch.

>>6066269
Yep, he does this every event. I think both times he leaked DMG info was during events too.

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>>6066202
AH!
>>6066237
Yeah....Yeeeeaaahh...so what ya find?

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>>6066242
>not worshiping satan every day of the year
Anon...

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>>6066250
>>6066274
The worst part is that people actually think this is me

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>>6066213
>The mysterious masked (maybe) highschool girl throws her arms into the air.
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

>>6066219
Yaaaay! Thanks Anon! This will be enough candy to last me until Halloween actually comes!

>>6066222
W-wait Anon, that isn't what I wanted!

>>6066232
DIE, DIE, DIE!!

>>6066285
I scared you!

>>6066287
Acting like a child makes people think a child is acting up.

>>6066004
Is Marseilles still erping maybe?

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Hey guys! Still trying to think of a good costume. Whatcha think of this?

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>>6066271
I missed both of you. Machi for those phenomenal bikini teases and you for the strange oceanography streams.
And I will! Spreading Machi appreciation is god's work.

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>>6066250
Come on. Work on your shitposts man. Get creative with it. Shoop DMG's hat on my face.

>>6066293
OH SHIT FUCK GOD DAMN
>Shoots magic beams at spook factory.

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>>6066293
SUPPRESSING FIRE!

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>>6066285
Mostly chocolate, and some fruity gummies. There are also some sour balls that melt in your mouth.
>>6066302
It's cute!
>>6066258
...chew?

>>6066293
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The man keeps yelling

>>6066302
Woah, a real vampire hunter!
And she's hot!

>>6066302
I think you should be nude t.b.h

>>6066287
If you're telling the truth, prove it. At least people like Owain, Luffy, and Milky were smart enough to post thier samefag check and prove it wrong.

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>>6066197
>(Awh. Anyways, loved your shocked reactions, guys, 10/10 would slut out again.
>(Also, have a bonus card - All of my characters are available tonight!

>>6066287
Sad that it's indistinguishable, isn't it?

>>6066302
Shantae! Great to see ya back for the festivities.

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>>6066313
Ppppffftt sour balls that melt in ya mouth? Yeah I bet
>>6066302
Whips a nice touch

>>6066322
THIS ^

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>>6066322
Except if I do you just say "OH LOL INSPECT ELEMENT HAHA FAKE!!!"

>>6066333
whatever

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>>6066302
It's the cutest, Shae!

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>>6066217
Ah, yes. Hatter. Miss Hatter, Mad. Or Miss Mad Hatter. And I've come for the tea party, though it seems I've had to bring my own. Sugar's plentiful, but there seems to be no milk around, or at least none readily available. As a cat...person, you wouldn't happen to know where it could be found, would you?

>She'd started to slosh her teabag in the cup, pulling it by the string and flicking it across the room. She seemed to not be completely there, like her attention was elsewhere. Including her gaze, which, since their meeting, had never met his eyes again, staring directly at his pants.

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>>6066331
Paint me like one of your French women Jack

>>6066342
>live footage of a child pouting at being caught

>>6066293
>Sticks a large chefs knife through the pumpkin, carving a little triangle in between the two others.
There we go. Forgot the nose.

>>6066342
>I won't post it not because it's true, but because it's your fault and will deny blatant evidence
Paul, Paul, Paul.....

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>>6066359
>tfw no children

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>>6066359
>>6066373
Okay prove me right

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>>6066322
It doesn't matter mate, pic related
just blame the samefag and call it a free (You)

>>6066350
>Anon wondered if she was "Irish-ing" up her tea. It's make her behavior make a lot of sense. Still she wasn't bad company, though that stare was a little unnerving. Did he have something on his trousers

W-well Miss Hatter...have you tried the kitchen? I think there is some milk in there?

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>>6066313
Hee, you're pretty cute yourself.

>>6066317
Thanks! Um, what a horrible night to have a curse?

>>6066319
Lewd, but that's not a very fun costume.

>>6066336
Thanks! Trying to get back into things a little.

>>6066337
Oooh, you have a good point there. I'm not much into, uh, whip stuff. I should probably change quick...

>>6066346
Rottytops?! Should've figured you'd be at a halloween party...where's your costume?

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>>6066302
Hmm... Hmm...
What is it?

>>6066307
I can do that too!
>The masked terror one can only assume is Yasuna fires spook beams at the magic beams.

>>6066312
>Fucking dies.

>>6066316
Anon, it's just me, Yasuna!

>>6066365
Anon the costume didn't come with a nose.

>>6066313
I've wanted to lewd you for ages, but i'm busy today.
What ava do you like to use most so I have an easy in?

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>>6066337
Really, try one!
>She tosses him a small green ball.

>>6066414
Oh, Yasuna...
....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>6066277
>Anon resumes cupping Ruby's ass when their bodies meld together again, sliding his tongue into her sweet mouth.
Mmm..
>There's a pleasurable moan that comes his sealed lips as his rigid erection prods against her stomach.

>>6066411
Please get nude? For me?

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>>6066411
I decided I'd go as a zombie this year. How does it look?

>>6066411
[THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NI-] Uh, I mean...you said it!

>>6066411
Should we let you lurk for a while then? Don't want to jump the gun while your dipping your feet.
>Rotty/shantae
Oh yes this was long overdue.

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>>6066420
>Catching it
At least ya didn't throw two at my face, then I would have been tea bagged
>>6066414
Dibs on the body!
>>6066411
Change into what?

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>>6066425
Anon why are you screaming even louder now?!

>>6066451
>Fucking revives.

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>>6066411
Aww, thanks.
>>6066417
(I like playing all my avas. If I didn't enjoy them, I would drop them.)

>>6066414
Did this fucking thing just talk to me? Whatever.
>Shoves the blade in all the way, nearly out the other side of the pumpkin, giving the squash some eyebrows with two quick incisions.

>>6066378
Ok, point made. Was that so hard?

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>>6066456
Damnit! So what are ya, dressed as A C-list villain?

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>>6066462
Okay, well not 100% of all shitposting in every thread is me.

If you could stop pinning shit on me I could actually start to be liked again and maybe RP without getting chased out harder that I shitposted the Go trainer.

>>6066331
i want susie to grind her butt into my dick until i cum

>>6066456
No reason.
Your costume is scary!

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>>6066461
Hey, watch it! You're not trying to stab me, are you?

>>6066486
I'm dressed as a pumpkin! Isn't it cute?

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>>6066409
Well, that's a novel idea, why not start the milking in the kitchen?

>She laughed, taking him by the hand and tugging him along. The spores from her hat started to drop loose, coating the air and making it a little more difficult to breath as she dragged him through them.

Don't worry, a little longer, and you'll be more than free of that pesky attitude of yours...

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>>6066433
>As she continues caressing his back, her tongue plays with his. She then grasps his manhood, pressing it against her tight slit before slowly sliding in. In the cold water, her hot walls feel like heaven to him, and his warm rod felt just as good for her.
Mm!

>>6066491
>I could actually start to be liked again
Quit being delusional. Nobody here wants you around.

>>6066491
>harder that I shitposted the Go trainer.
You have no shame. Holy fuck you just give us more reasons to hate you.

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>>6066503
Hold on
>Plays music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
....Guess the name of the band?

>>6066491
Paul take small victories with some grace. One sprinkle on a pile of shit is still unappetizing

>>6066491
5 months of proving you're a delusional, abusive sociopath has ensured you will never be wanted or liked in this community. You have burned literally every bridge you have and pissed on the remains.

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>>6066502
Well, it is Halloween, kind of.
Should I change costumes?

>>6066525
Never heard this song before in my life. What is it?

>>6066546
Well, maybe you should take the mask off... Of course that depends if you want to.

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>>6066546
Tonight, Tonight...by Smashing Pumpkins

>>6066506
>Anon let out a cry of shock as Hatter grabbed onto his hand, and that turned into a cough as several spores got stuck in his mouth. As he coughed he realized that the air was now thick with them

W-what the hell is happening? Why's it so hard to breathe?

>>6066511
That looks so delicious.

>>6066531
He's gotten to the point where he's hurting and shitting on people he's never rped with or likely met before.
Paul has been cancer for THAT long.

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>>6066561
Alright I'll take it off for you.
>Yasuna tugs on the plastic pumpkin mask and pulls it off to reveal she's wearing a demon mask underneath.
Trick-or-treat!

>>6066565
Well isn't that a coincidence.

>>6066503
Jesus Christ. They keep amping up this pumpkin tech every year, don't they?
>Blade still firmly in hand, he quickly jabs it through the left side of the pumpkin, giving the faux-head some ears to go with the other details. He does the same with the other side, jamming the long blade through the entirety of the carved fruit.

>>6066491
Don't pretend like you have thick skin Paul.

Any time you RP you go for 2 or 3 posts before you go 'yh ok i'll be on discord jerking off to tf2' once people start calling you out.

>>6066590
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>>6066590
That's the best Lindsay Lohan mask I've ever seen!
>Gives you a king size candy bar
Ya earned it

>>6066511
>His entire body shivers when she directs his penis into her vagina, his stiff manhood almost instantly stiffening into full length from the warmth alone. He lets out another moan and pumps his cock forward into her folds, causing them to go tumbling into the water from the force of his push.
Mmm!
>Even when submerged, he keeps his grip as tight as ever on Ruby, as if he's afraid to let her go.

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>>6066598
>my yh okay was used by Paul so much Anons are associating it with him and not me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6066602
Let me join you
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Quietly holds up sign saying "pumpkin boy looking to suck some dick 4 free"

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>>6066414
It was one of the Belmonts, but I thought I'd switch. Didn't want people getting confused by the whip!

>>6066435
Not that fast, mister! Sorry, seems I've attracted a crowd as it is.

>>6066439
Well, it looks just like you! Couldn't you at least change up the clothes just a little, though?

>>6066451
A police outfit! Specifically Patty Wagon's - I don't think she'll mind me borrowing a spare one.

>>6066459
You're welcome! If you ever get bored with the party, I'm right here~

I wish ftt was better so I could stop using this place.

>>6066615
>Lindsay Lohan
Holy topical, Batman!

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>>6066567
Don't worry dear, that just means it's working. A few more deep breaths and all those inhibitions will be long forgotten. Then we can get started.

>She sat her cup of tea down on the counter and immediately went for his pants, the gloved hands rubbing onto his thighs as she got uncomfortably close. Quickly they transition to his groin, and she stared back into his eyes smiling as another puff of spores released from her hat.

Don't worry, I've found exactly where to get some cream...

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>>6066639
As topical as Carnage himself.

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>>6066636
You really want to be dressed like a cop now, a days?
>>6066639
No I'm Carnage, Batman is another guy
>>6066656
And here it is!

>>6066622
>Stopping Paul from flinging bullshit on you just gets bullshit flung on you anyway.
I know your pain.

>>6066625
>unzips dick, semen drips out.

Wait fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK.

>desperately tries to re-zip dick, only to get the zipper stuck and cut a piece of foreskin.

AHH FUCK! FUCKING FUCK FUCK

>hops around in pain until falls off high place

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>>6066594
>The plastic pumpkin mask snaps in two and falls off of the (probably) highschooler's now bloody face.
Thanks for helping me with my zombie costume Anon!

>>6066602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

>>6066615
Yay! Thanks for the candy, Red!

>>6066625
You just missed a really cute pumpkin girl. If only you had been here a few minutes ago!

>>6066636
>The (maybe) highschool girl slips a few pieces of wrapped candy into Shantae's pocket.
Here you go. Nice costume.

>>6066636
Are you saying you'll ditch this place for a private dance session, Shants~?

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>>6066620
>Ruby manages to take a deep breath before they're plunged under the surface. As her legs wrap around him, she pulls him in rhythmically to match his pumping motions. All the time, her lips never leave his, sharing the breath they have while they're locked together.

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>If it weren't for the loud music booming over the party, one would hear the sounds of chewing and tearing. All of this was coming from the long table in the back of the room, which held all the food. Upon closer inspection, it was one girl devouring all of the meat on the table, her greedy hands snatching everything meaty in sight before shoving it into her mouth. Once she had completely eaten all of the meat, she didn't bother with the desserts as she slowly patted her stomach,letting out an intense burp. She looked around herself, it seemed her actions gained her a few onlookers.

Well, what the hell are you nerds staring at?
>She shouted as loud as she could, making sure they heard her over the loud music.

>>6066649
The uh...the inhibitions?

>His mind was starting to swim, it was getting hard to concentrate. He looked down at Hatter as she started to rub his groin. Under normal circumstances he would have screamed, but right now he was just confused...and a little happy at the sensations now coming from his crotch

What uh...what are you doing Hatter?

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>>6066666
Nice Sixes.

>>6066677
Bullshit will always fling anon. You gotta become stronger than the bullshit. Gotta lift. Gotta get swole! Gotta tell life you don't want it's damn lemons!
... I drank a bit...

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>>6066636
Are you trying to get me to take my clothes off?

>>6066677
>Stopping Paul from flinging bullshit on you just gets Paul to anonymously fling bullshit on you
FTFY familia

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>>6066666
Good job Satan

>>6066694

You're being too noisy. Way too much!
>One of the men protested as he enjoyed what it seemed to be some Soda.

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>>6066705
Shut up and go party with someone who's not me
>>6066683
Ya earned it kid

>>6066705
Fact, you seem to be taking it well DMG. I'm assuming it's the alcohol helping.

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>>6066730
I'm waiting on my ride! I found rum and got a bit crazy.

>>6066731
Taking what well?

>>6066694
Hey Alma

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>>6066625
Psst, got any spare pumpkins? I'm starting to have second thoughts about my costume...

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>>6066636
I'm doing fine with my candy. Oh, I got to know your friend Tracer better while you were gone, by the way.
>>6066451
Yeah, that would have been bad.

>>6066715
It's like 90% Paul
10% the other opportunistic shiters that want drama here
Without Paul as a Catalyst I often wonder how many of the memes would begin to fade.

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>>6066705
...You wanna drink with me sometime?

I promise drunk me is nicer

>>6066743
Drama, Paul, and dick respectively.

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>>6066694
>The loud blaring music would slam against the shy individual's ear drums as they cower in the corner, shivering as they tried to stop themselves from imagining all the terrible things that could happen with social interaction. Their tiny witch hat perched on top of their head seemingly stuck there by some sort of adhesive. Their hands constantly fiddling with the hem of their small dress, fixing their stockings as they wait for someone to talk to them. They would flinch as they slowly turned their head at the loud yelling from the red-haired female covering their eyes and peeking through them.
"N-Nothing, enjoy your party..."

>>6066764
You're pathetic you sad sack of shit.

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>>6066749
Sets as ya wing man at this party I say you go dance with that lady and see where it takes you
>>6066743
Hope ya don't get hit by a bus, god forbid ya make me happy

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Hiya!

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>>6066666
Uh, I don't know why not. Patty Wagon's real nice.

>>6066683
Hey, thanks! Yours is pretty nice too. I got to cheat with magic helping me get an outfit.

>The half-genie takes out one of the candies and unwraps it, popping it into her mouth.

>>6066685
I...no, not really. I wanna enjoy the party if I can!

>>6066708
Yes!

...wait, sorry, that was supposed to be a no, but it came out wrong. Hah, as if I'd want you to take off all your clothes, that'd be a weird thing to do to a friend. Besides, 'naked' isn't exactly a costume.

>>6066749
Oh, how's Tracer doing? I hope you two, um, had fun together!

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>>6066701
What does it look like? I'm going to mask some of the bitterness of that tea.

>She didn't waste much time, unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, pulling down his undergarments, all as natural as if he'd never been wearing them in the first place. Then her velvety gloves hit his skin, pressing against his warm thighs, sliding upwards, grasping at his member softly and daintily as she smiled, standing up and pressing her chest against his.

Much better, now doesn't that just feel much more comfortable?

>>6066764
You're not even old enough to drink.

>>6066751
I got to wonder how many things wouldn't be memes if Paul never forced some of the stupid shit.

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>>6066764
Oh fuck off. I rather drink bleach than drink with you.

>>6066765
Oh honey, booze don't help, it just makes me more vocal. I bite my tongue until I bite the booze.

>>6066782
I live in such a small town there's no buses around here.

>>6066787
OH GREAT. NIGHTMARES.

>>6066787
>Literal gremlin
Not aroused but highly amused

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>>6066804
Wanna drink bleach with me then?

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>>6066795
Black lives matter, also my buddy Sets here would love party with you

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>>6066810
How bout now?
>>6066804
Yes, be afraid!

>>6066694
This guy (>>6066811) wants to give you a kissu.

>>6066795
Well, hey, it ain't a party without some dancing! I'll keep an eye out if you make it to that dance floor~

>>6066796
>Anon tried to understand what was going on. It was all happening so fast and the spores were making it hard to think. Her hand on his cock did feel nice, as did her chest against his

Uh...y-yes? I mean..wow...I've never...had a girl do this to me before.

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>>6066819
You start. I'll catch up.

>>6066803
What's the list?
I remember POOP POOPY, MILKY WILKY, and a fair amount of hate for his own Avas. Miss Mayhem is pretty much a discord exclusive Ava now because of Paul.

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>>6066782
>Setsuna swallows the candy stockpiled in her cheeks.
You're right.
>>6066795
>The costumed archer lept to her feet, skipping up to Shantae and hugging her tight.
She's doing great. We had a lot of fun!
(I don't have any more pics of costumed Setsuna. If you want to picture it, go to the top of the thread.)

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>>6066694
Don't you notice? You're woofin' down all of the food!
>He comments, despite having a plate full of meat-flavored delicacies of his own. There are a few dozen people who noticed that they were just now missing food from their plate and looking around in a frenzy, but he just keeps on eating like nothing's out of the ordinary.

Go on, though. It's a good show.

>>6066819
Christ, you're pathetic.

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>>6066795
>Her shirt was already on the floor by the time Shantae finished her sentence.
Oh, NOW you tell me.