/sug/ Steven Universe General - Samantha Pepper Edition
Last Thread: >>6061761
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>6064732
Jasper is fat
>>6064693
channel 101 is a monthly thing that shows 5-minute episodes of shows created for it. Then it gets voted on for which ones come back. Acceptable.tv is that but 2-minute videos on it was on VH1
They have Dan Harmon, Justin Roiland, Jack Black and a bunch of other great ones.
Channel 101 is anything goes. Acceptable.tv is not because its on actual tv obviously
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qvkb1
http://www.channel101.com/show/136
Goes all the way back to 2003
SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE
Who would you want to fire first?
>Zuke
>Paul
>Raven
>or Lamar
I want Matt's thick burning cock inside me while he whispers lies in my ear.
>>6064749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
Pearlven
POO
>>6064767
>hating on based Lamar
end yourself
Flip a coin for Zuke, Paul, or Raven because they all fucking suck in their own special way.
>>6064786
>Lamar cracked a joke at his own incompetence
>based
>>6064767
All of them
>>6064780
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>>6064767
Ian... oh wait
No seriously, PUKE
>>6064793
>he doesn't use jokes to hide his misery
>>6064793
Lamar is great, he just always gets shafted with the townie shit because no one else wants to do it and he's too nice to say no. He's a martyr that needs his chance to shine. His art is cute and his writing is funny.
lapiven
>>6064786
>flip a coin
>for three outcomes
anon, you're a dork.
>>6064815
If the coin lands on its side...
>>6064767
Paul, Raven and Lamar are unreliable but they all deliver once in a while
Zuke needs to be put out of her misery already, her downfall is depressing to watch
>>6064575
she doesn't look THAT bad i mean that retard with glasses is in the pic but she seems to be happy with her friend
>>6064767
How is this even a question
>>6064815
If the coin falls through a fucking crack in the floor, then it's considered a third option
>>6064760
Neat, very risqué I like it, I'll check it out man.
>>6064812
His boards and personal art look good, but don't translate as well. Whereas zukes personal art and boards look bad (her's are the messiest and laziest rife with typos)
I miss Grearl
>>6064835
N
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L
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>>6064786
Has my love for the BASED 'GROID actually rubbed off on the other Lapisfags?
wow
>>6064805
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>>6064835
>chararastics
every time
I want Jasper to EXPRESS HERSELF
>>6064824
THEN IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT
Listen, does anybody have the unccensored version of this? Its patreon blocked and i refuse to pay 1 dollar for porn. I need it
>>6064732
Do you guys know anyone irl that reminds you of a Steven universe character?
I know some people irl that are bit similiar to
Pearl
Vidalia
Yellowtail
Lars
And even one guy whose a dead ringer for Steven.
>>6064813
Good shit, my dood
>>6062809
Here's that request from last thread of Saffy hiding in Laffy Taffy.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>6064835
>analasys
>catalogging
>chararastics
Sometimes I forget that she's a high school drop-out.
>>6064839
>>6064824
and I may be struck by lightning while rolling a d20 on the loo. I was of course thinking of the 3 outcomes being equally likely.
>>6064796
>>6064805
>>6064866
>sleep through two threads
>this shit is happening again
Fukkin' gay
Here we go.
>>6064866
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>>6064880
If you refuse to pay for something you need you're a dirty communist and fuck you.
>>6064871
Important charararararararastics of Lapidot as illustrated by Lauren
>>6064863
I've backed him ever since SOW aired, he and Colin are our true saviors.
>>6064894
Shut up you love it.
>>6064851
Acceptable.tv is harder to find online
and by hard I mean it's only on one private torrent site as far as I can tell. If you want that some time I can hook you up.
I was pretty decent at volleyball back them but would probably suck at any of them now kek.
>>6064894
This is all zukes fault
https://youtu.be/S5G3ZpCfaEs
>>6064905
I might be a commie, but atleast im no cuckold paying like a dog for scraps when i could get it for free from my comrads
>>6064777
Is pure
>>6064901
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>>6064894
I wouldn't mind talking in non-printable ascii characters, but I think that would exclude too many readers.
>>6064888
That's pretty fuckin' cute, thanks Pineapple.
>>6064880
that's some well drawn porn
honestly fuck you all and i hope you die, if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't diserve me at my best
>>6064931
>chui
>>6064912
I will shove a fat fucking bowl of salad up your ass.
>>6064944
Is this your worst or best
>>6064931
>chui chui
what if Morbi was a boarder for SU?
>>6064939
Thanks, this was fun to draw. Might fix some things and color it in a while.
>>6064931
>bird is blue and orange
w-was this planned?!
>>6064916
Oh shit, but that'd be cool as shit, how would you do it though?
Happy halloween bro.
>>6064968
who
>>6064944
honestly I never liked that sentiment.
>>6064959
I want zuke to produce more content of our memes again
>>6064909
Das riiiiight
>>6064938
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>>6064944
Please don't be mean Zuke, we love you.
>>6064950
DO IT
>>6065000
Stop putting words into my mouth, you GREMLIN
I need more Peridot in my folder, post Peridot!
>>6064944
You're always at your worst you fuck
>>6064968
What if Morbo was a boarder for SU
>>6064880
Was it that hard
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3413019
>>6065010
Here you go
>>6064984
creator of Poppy o Possum
>>6065004
No
Do it to ME first
>>6065010
>>6065010
i fucking hate this gif and i hope you fucking die i'm not going to post fucking peridot i'm going to post some other gem just to fucking spite you
>>6065010
>>6064985
because it's retarded
>>6065010
>>6065010
>>6065019
I thought that was going to be some cute little 1960's cartoon movie that I'd never heard of.
Too bad I'm wrong.
>>6065010
Peridot isn't here.
>>6065019
who
>>6065030
As edgy as expected of a Lapissfag
>>6065010
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>>6065030
>hate
>spite
>die
>fucking
>>6065025
This is not what we agreed upon anon, do not dishonor our deal you fuck, now shove it up my ass or else
>>6065051
>>6065051
noNO
>>6065060
>>6065053
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>>6065058
To HELL with what we agreed on, you fool. I'm turning the tables on you.
Now ruin my ass with that salad bowl, or I WILL destroy you.
>>6065030
I think it's cute
but I'm clearly biased.
>>6065064
This is retarded for many reasons, but I appreciate the fact that Peridot is dead
>love me anon!
>>6065079
no thanks
>>6065079
Hoooooooool' up now
So, let me get this straight...
>The rest of the sane world:
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>Zuke:
0x4F5A3C 0xFFDB3E 0xFF0F4A 0xAB440D
No wonder this whole thing is causing a shitstorm.
I guess you can't be friends with everyone.
>why don't you love me anon?!
>>6065074
Destroy my ass! do it you faggot! Can't you see that is what I need? Or else I'll die!
I refuse to destroy you!
>>6065092
>>6065086
Did I wrong you in any way?
>>6065079
>>6065092
>literally raping me with love
>>6065088
Have i ever told you..
The definition of insanity?
>>6064978
I can just put it on mega for you.
Happy Halloween to you to man.
Are you going to dress as anything for halloween?/what would you if you were going to?
what if lapis and peri ate a bunch of food and couldn't stop eating lol
>>6065088
I'll have you know that Lauren Zuke is unary and proud of it, please respect that.
>>6064765
Zuke, puke, and everything bad
>>6065097
You'll be just fine, you feisty little slut. I'M the one who needs a good salad-fucking.
You want to please me, don't you, you disgusting troglodyte? Then DO IT.
>>6065111
Peri is for _____
>>6065129
Lapis
>>6064935
Dogs don't pay for shit idiot, they get their master to pay for their shit and in return have to follow his every command
Being dependent on other is the most cucked thing there is.
>>6065110
Get off the internet Albert/Vaas
>>6065129
fun
>>6065091
don't say that
I'll be your friend
>>6065129
punch
>>6065067
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>>6065129
Malachite
>>6065111
>>6065126
Nah we don't celebrate it where I live, My country is a no fun allowed zone, but I'd love to dress up as the chosen undead from Dark Souls, with the Elite set, nothing too fancy though, how about you man?
>>6065144
>>6065129
Getting put down old yeller style
>>6065016
Thank you, im sorry for being such a lazy neet
>>6065125
I REFUSE, and on top of it I got rid of the bowl.
NOW WHAT FUCKER?
You are powerless now, and you shall fuck me with yours!
>>6065070
Why the fuck is Peridot leaking oil
I thought this was Steven Universe not Deepwater Horizon
New promo is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>6065070
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>>6065171
NEETs should all be forced into labour tbqh
>>6065192
man, I cried like a fucking baby watching that movie.
It was intense.
>>6065204
NEETs should all be humanely euthanized
>>6065144
Ahh darn. I used to dress up but 4 or 5 years ago is when I stopped. I'd probably be something from binding of isaac. One of the horf heads probably.
>>6065208
That teacher isn't Lapis
>>6065220
Yeah because that's a dumb theory.
>>6065186
>Zuke self-inserts as Peridot
>both became pathetic memes as time went on
It's like pottery
>>6065183
I'll get rid of MY bowl too, fag!
Now what are we gonna do, huh? NEITHER of us have salad bowls, now!
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6065219
>>6065232
Kek, sounds good, why did you stop though?
>>6065260
ugh
post the self-expression video or i'll kill myself from depression
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>>6065236
Motherfucker I don't need a bowl anymore, I am the bowl! I will ram my face in your ass, then I will enjoy it too!
>>6065267
>being this stupid
>>6065270
hurt the pearl.
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>>6065267
>>6065262
No reason to really go out and do it anymore. Noone to go out there with, less people giving out candy around here,etc. It's still a fun time though.
is stabbing yourself a good method of suicide?
>>6065296
This is what Pearl wants
>>6065296
DO NOT HURT THE PEARL
>>6065282
I need it! So do it, already!
DO IT!
>>6065314
yes, preferably in the stomach
>>6065315
>>6065326
hurt the pearl, watch her twist.
>>6065296
BALDING
>>6065314
No.
At least get some powerful painkillers and some alcohol, first.
>>6065344
I love her
do not hurt the Pearl
>>6065331
NO! I'm gonna tease you like a dog, you'll get your salad ram whe I SAY YOU DO!
>>6065296
hug*
i vanna succ a de rubis
>>6065299
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>>6065344
she was laughing then, the bitch
>>6065309
Yeah I'd imagine people grow out of it, but you can still cosplay right? Ever tried it before?
>>6065314
Stab yourself in the toes while watching the Nutshack
>>6065394
Kek
>>6065397
Outside of halloween of course.
>>6065344
I couldn't. Some of her character is... too real. Hits too close to home. Reminds me of people I care for.
>>6065260
I want to father your children!
>>6065368
>>6065385
>>6065394
if she shatters just get a new one,no one misses a coffee maker when it breaks they just replace it.
>>6065344
I want to protect the Pearl from harmful people
>>6065382
Have mercy...I can only wait for so long!
You'd better be rough, you little faggot.
>>6065433
>>6065426
when pearl is at her lowest belittle her for not being able to keep her emotions in check
>>6065432
There is no other like Pearl
>>6065451
lmao
>>6065432
>no one misses a coffee maker when it breaks they just replace it.
fictional characters is one thing but that is over the line IT'S A GIFT FROM MY MOTHER YOU FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6065451
good morning sunshine
>>6065448
I want her to belittle me. To treat me like her bitch.
>>6065397
Thought about it but never have. I don't live near any conventions so have never had anywhere to go with them if I did. Have you?
>>6065406
that would hurt more,anon!
i'm trying to have a discrete death since i live with my parents and 3 siblings
>>6065406
Made me think
>>6065448
> belittle her for not being able to keep her emotions in check
dude
that is just low.
Like, that is "even evil has standards"-low.
>>6064554
kill yourself
>>6065438
Anon, I'm sorry, I can't do it, the truth is... it's that I love you, and I wanted you to love me back so I wanted you to toss my salad.
Will you forgive my ass?
>>6065483
>discrete death
>stabbing yourself and bleeding all over the place and probably screaming in pain
dummy
>>6064693
kill yourself
>>6065432
>>6065447
>>6065450
>>6065467
I would get rid of my coffee maker if it fucking raped me.
>>6065493
>Lapstablook
This is a good post.
>>6065521
Honestly I'd let Pearl rape me
>>6065477
Nope, I had 1 convention here in my town, it was fun but I never made one myself, plus I'm a poor bastard.
Are we Lapidot posting now? Cause I have no pics of them...
>>6065506
what the fuck am i supposed to do,then?
>>6065520
Kiss me indexer, I love you!
>>6065548
Helium
>>6065548
not kill yourself
>>6065505
>love
I'll make your ass ache for using that nasty word around me. You're gonna get pounded into the GROUND, slut.
>>6064779
kill yourself
>>6065548
Nothing damn it, stop with this bullshit!
>>6064851
kill yourself
>>6065548
Gun, drugs, starve (if you're tough enough), or just will yourself out of existence
>>6065569
but i already hid the knife under the pillow
>>6065575
Anon I'm sorry
I'm just a whore
treat like the filthy salad dog I am
>>6065498
every time you see her at the temple when she is out of her room just belittle her for being a pearl and get really angry when she makes eye contact with you.
make her get to the point where she has her head down near you and refuses to look away from the floor until you leave the room
make her get to the point where she stops going out of her room even for missions
>>6065601
post the knife
>>6065548
Don't kill yourself. At least not yet. When you're at the point where you accept that soon you won't be around anymore, you're free to do a lot of satisfying shit that you probably never considered without having to suffer the long-term consequences.
>>6065598
>starve
i'm trying but it's kinda hard since i'm kinda forced to eat something every morning
>>6064985
kill yourself
Got myself a brand new tablet today. I decided to test it by giving my previous sleep drunk Pearl drawing some extra company and wow what a difference. Never expected it would feel so much better than my old one.
Anyway this Europoor is off to bed now. How was/is your day /sug/?
>>6065545
What convention was it?
I'm scrolling to random spots in my folder and posting whatever is good.
>>6065627
Why are you doing this, you shit? Go live, get a wife, a job, have some children, get rich, then robbed, rebuild AND THEN DIE.
Damn you.
>>6064891
Wait, did Zuke actually drop out of high school?
>>6065606
You're such a whore, you completely did away with grammatical punctuation. To HELL with the salad. We /pizza/ now.
You're gonna be in pain after tonight, kiddo.
>>6065667
ANON WAIT!
That's too much, I'm sorry for the punctuation! But I can't handle the pizza.
HAVE MERCY ANON! PLEASE!
>>6065661
because i hate myself and i can't handle stress,and my life is really stressful
>>6065648
Cool! I'm thinking about getting a new tablet also. My day was alright. Sleep well.
>>6065665
she barely passed and went to a community college to raise her gpa to get in an art school. she got accepted but was too poor to go.
Lapis is for _____?
>>6065692
I'm gonna stake all of this pizza, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
And you're going to enjoy it!
>>6065652
Just regular anime, I am surrounded by normies, a friend of mine went as a character from homestuck though, just a shame no one knew who she was supposed to be, kek.
And alright that's fair, do you like any other ships anon?
>>6065296
Hurt by a lobster
>>6065692
>>6065722
What a bunch of jokers.
>>6065735
That Lobster was a hero. I shall name him: Lobstar.
>>6065718
Crapis
>>6065699
No anon, stop that, never give up! Shit'll get better, just wait a bit more and you'll see.
>>6065739
That's pretty clever, I'll steal it.
>>6065718
Jasper/Steven/Amethyst/Jon Arbuckle
>>6065699
so is mine, fuck you
>>6065722
Anon, I'm begging you, but I don't think I can change your mind, my body is ready...
>>6065737
(this is serious, HELP ME!)
>>6065778
No way. It can't be.
>>6065737
Blue raspberry is the superior flavor.
>>6065786
It is, now please, he's not gonna stop!
What are you going to do when Sugar comes out as nonbinary?
>>6065730
I made one of those charts a few days ago
Do you read homestuck? I could never get into it.
Do you like any other ships?
>>6065748
yikes ok
i'll take your word for it
>>6065814
You're making me paranoid.
Again.
Open commission for a big bara in the southeast to come hold me down and fuck me with a strap-on until I pass out crying. You must be taller than me, fatter than me, and be a very qt girl.
>>6065858
>fatter than me
akeku
>>6065858
Jaspers don exit
>>6065609
Anon. You're starting to worry me. Are you ok?
>>6065858
One of them is busy.
>>6065832
I'm dropping the show if any other crew members says they're "nonbinary"
>>6065891
Bismuth isn't fat, shoo Biznit
>>6065713
Wow, how to you barely pass in the American education system? Does she have a legitimate learning disability or something?
>>6065891
>Bismuth
>qt
>>6065836
Good shipping chart, I agree with pretty much everything, I made one too, though I'm fine with everything else, I'm just not really compelled to ship anyone else.
And I did, didn't use to ship anyone in HS though, do you like it?
>>6065918
Even a random prop designer?
>>6065757
>Jon Arbuckle
Why?
>>6065854
Anon, have you ever had pizza up your ass? Not nice, I'll tell you that much...
>>6065927
just a lazy retard
>>6065950
Yes, even you.
Don't you fucking dare.
>>6065836
Ah, just found mine
>>6065643
thanks.
>>6065947
I could never really get into homestuck after getting a chapter into it (Whatever the sections are called) tried a few times but it never hooked me.
Good chart.
>>6065968
You know what you're doing.
>>6065950
>prop designer
Why do you single that job out? Is it low on the animation totem pole or something?
why did she thank me
>>6065397
>>6065983
Even the CN night shift janitor who will be getting a new job in two week?
>>6065918
>>6065983
3
>>6065990
>>6066013
We don't meme about them, they're therefore irrelevant
>>6066015
who?
>>6065984
I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO FUCK
Obsessing over Zuke makes these threads worse than anything she could actually do on the show.
>>6066060
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>6066060
She must enjoy purging just as much as Opal
>>6066060
What the fuck is up with that everything
>>6065468
kill yourself
>>6065990
>>6066031
Oh it's super fucking boring at the start, the first two chapters are like a test of patience, but it ramps up at the 3rd one, and it ramps really hard, though it's really not for everyone else, you gotta be really stubborn, like Indexer levels of stubborn.
Do you read any quest-like online comics? I love them.
>>6066067
It's the highlight of these threads, what's the point otherwise
>>6066072
Purging is what the cool gems do
>>6066066
Well...maybe except for Peridot.
She must know true suffering before she can truly become redeemed in my eyes.
>>6066066
Even Greg and Steven?
>>6066092
How shall peridot suffer? Manager unleashes the overdue whoop ass?
peridot is so fucking stupid
>>6066093
YES.
ESPECIALLY BARA STEVEN AND YOUNG GREG.
>>6066084
Posting waifus, porn, and being nice to each other.
>>6066081
Not him but honestly the fanbase killed it for me like everyfuckingone else. That and I fell off around 2012 and never got back to picking it up. Tried to reread it but lost my place after i accidently cleared cookies and haven't bothered with it since.
Fuck, my city is being taken over by Pirates
Somebody please help
>>6066012
I don't, trust me anon please!
>>6066111
Peridot's manager sexually abused her and it'll be a metaphor for sexual harassment in the workplace.
>>6066111
She'll suffer by watching everyone else fuck, of course.
She must witness Steven's great gem orgy, but cannot partake in it, herself.
This is the ultimate punishment, you see. It shall drive her to tears.
>>6066121
Go search SU on photobucket and leave nice comments on everything
>>6066118
Do you think peridot sexually assaulted lapis during her interrogation?
Why isn't there more art/fic of this?
Homestuck Act rating cuase why no
>Best
>Intermission
>Act 4
>Act 5 part 2
>Act 3
>Act 6 Pre-Retcon
>Act 1
>Act 5 part 1
>Act 2
>Act 7
>Act 6 Post-Retcon
>Worst
>>6066136
Do you live in fucking Somalia or what?
>>6066137
I'll trust you, sure.
When you stop making it so obvious.
>>6066089
>>6066072
PUR--
DELETE THIS
>>6066151
it would make tumblr cry
>>6066060
Being fat is far from Smoky's main problem
>>6066149
what is this
>>6065889
My theory is correct.
>>6066181
Nope, those hypocritical fucks love sexual assault scenarios when it involves their OTP.
>>6066081
I might try it again. I used to read one quest-like comic but fell out of reading it. I'm pretty sure it's still going though. Got any suggestions on good ones? Whomp is pretty good. It's not quest like though.
>>6066203
I'll crush you.
>>6066163
Oh IT'S YOU! I thought I was talking to my savior...
Now let's talk this out, you don't need to do this, I have so much to live for...
>>6066203
what is your theory?
>>6066203
So is mine.
>>6066226
And so is mine!
>>6066198
...Anon? Don't tell me you were actually abused or some shit. You're concerning me.
>>6065609
Why do you want to be so abusive?
>>6066220
Stop mocking me, you little tart.
And I'm not convinced. Post something that you know I'd recognize, or go away.
>>6066157
Iceland
Please help me, this woman might actually rule my country
>>6066224
Pearl wanted to kill PD for Rose, but rose didn't let her
Lapis was WD then reassigned to PD then WD then BD
Lapis doesn't actually know how to read. Holding a book makes her feel smart
>>6066212
>>6066130
The fans are cringy yeah and it can try your patience a lot, but after homestuck SU's hiatuses feel really short in comparison.
>>6066212
>>6066280
Whomp is sweet, and I love paranatural, I love the visuals, it's not a quest either, but it's one I really love.
Garnet always talks like she's an expert on everything.
>>6066259
Hm, seems like you think I'm someone else then, because I don't know you, that's for sure, who are you anon? Wanna talk?
>>6066276
I never got how pirate parties could be a thing. How the fuck does being for piracy define how you run a government?
>>6066310
That's because the show has literally made her an expert on anything that seems to come up in the show.
>>6066311
You...
You know exactly what you're doing.
>>6066310
Kinda reasonable given how she shuts up 99% of the time.
>>6066296
The art seems pretty nice on the newest page. I remember seeing some frames of this around a few days ago. What's it about?
>>6066310
She IS an expert, though. An expert whore.
>>6066310
Garnet is a bitch
>>6066355
I knew it. I knew I was being paranoid.
There's no way 'that' person would ever come back.
Just go away.
>>6066203
let there be (G,*) such that
forall a,b in G: a*b in G.
a*(b*c) = (a*b)*c := a*b*c forall a,b,c in G
it exists e in G: e*a = a*e = a
it exists forall a in G : ä such that ä*a = a*ä = e
Theory: ä is unique.
let there be ä != ä' in G for some a in G:
ä*a = e
ä'*a = e
multiply with ä (from the right)
ä= e*ä = ä'*a*ä = ä'*(a*ä) = ä'
=> ä=ä' => there is no such ä' for any a. QED.
My theory is correct.
Requesting this with Peridot
>>6066345
A kid in his school years discovers that ghosts haunt his town, and they can use ghosts as weapons or get powers from them, kinda like a pg 13 JoJo, it's really cool.
>>6066384
Calm down anon, we can talk, it's cool you were just trying to shove a pizza up my ass, what's wrong man?
>>6066324
convenient how you fucks forget about the principles you claim to fight for once the wrong people start endorsing them
>>6066402
>Trying to impress people with a basic understanding of groups
>>6066422
Just stop, already.
>>6066402
I feel like purging all over your theory
>>6066438
No, come on man, talk to me, what have you got to lose?
>>6066429
Hey I'm impressed, I forgot all about that shit the second I passed my cryptography class.
>>6066324
Support the internet, go against copyright and support freedom of speech, then let your coalition buddies take care of economic and social matters
>>6066429
I was actually just looking for something simple and sufficiently tautological. I'm just a dumb chemist you can't expect high level math from me.
>>6066453
I would almost kinkshame you.
>>6066467
You're not them, are you?
I thought you were someone else. Someone special to me.
>>6066507
>I would almost kinkshame you.
Go ahead
Puking is fucking disgusting
Post your waifus face when they first see your penis
>>6066527
>>6066532
>>6066513
sorry to barge into your conversation, but you two got me curious. WHO is it you're looking for? Do they go by a name?
>>6066532
>>6066405
Sounds interesting. Ill give it a shot after this episode of better call saul.
Still have to try Jojo as well. I keep forgetting to.
>>6066513
I'm honestly not whoever you think I am, I talk to dev anon, docfag and shitpost, I don't talk to anyone else in here, anything you wanna talk about bro?
>>6066535
Anyone who's ever set foot outside of /co/ has seen that webm a million times, silly
Get something better
>>6066031
kill yourself
>>6066532
At least I wish this would happen
>>6066532
>>6066555
I don't need you to keep telling me that. And no, I'm done talking.
>>6066554
Sweet, but again man, no rush, take your time, I've been reading scud little by little, how's the show bro?
>>6066527
that may be. But he's such a goofball. I can't.
>>6066585
>GRIS this
>Best guess for this image: Gas chamber
>>6066600
Trip dubs for WORST gem
>>6066595
Come on anon, we were having so much fun while salad posting, I like you come on.
>>6066601
They seem to pack so much into the episodes that each one feels like 2 of them. It's really nice.
Oh you are reading scud? Sweet. How are you liking it?
>>6066619
>>6066614
Goodbye, anon.
>>6066532
Is it wrong that I want my waifu to be of a different race?
>>6066603
?
>>6066642
or wait, I was talking in third person... are you the anon that posts purge-opal?
..."purge-opal"
I could have just said "bullimic opal" which would have been at least 300% less retarded. Holy shit.
but you get what I mean.
>>6066657
lol, no
Nopal sucks
>>6065737
ITS REYN TIME BABY!
>>6066619
>>6066628
BB episodes are 40 minutes long aren't they? A lot of content, it really feels like a short movie when you watch it doesn't it?
I think Scud is pretty cool, I'm on the middle of the 3rd issue, the ink is really well done, think you can get to that level of art bro?
>>6066629
Bye then, but it was nice talking, hope you come around.
>>6066631
If Tumblr can do it, we can too.
>>6066680
>Malashitefag
>>6066690
>alley-oop
>>6066609
You're wrong
BEST GEM
>>6066717
Lol, I'm not him, sorry.
>>6066680
I see. What I meant is that the anon that does is silly, and that silliness at least to an extent is a very charming quality to me. Can't shame 'em, even if they actually just proclaim their fetish (you never know).
>>6066631
it makes you no better than the people who force "this character is a minority cause I said so" headcanons
>>6066046
kill yourself
>>6066754
Okie-dokie
>>6066081
kill yourself
>>6066703
Oh man yeah the inking is really great in it. Hopefully at some point I can get there. I kind of just want to ink some other people's stuff. I might print out stuff and work on inking them for practice once I fix my printer.
Yea they are like short movies really.
>>6066345
kill yourself
>>6066532
>>6066761
...I appreciate your work. Still, I refuse to do you that favor.
>>6066405
kill yourself
>>6066723
>you cant have a rainbow without reyn baby!
>>6066532
>>6066823
I still wanna see one of your drawings, btw.
>>6066814
not today
>>6066817
Good taste in waifu
>>6066865
>>6066794
Hell yeah dude, please do try it, I wanna see you get better at it, but I gotta go for now, always fun to talk to you, stay strong bro.
>>6066875
good taste in waifu
>>6066532
while not the face of my waifu, it would be the face of several anons ITT
>>6066886
Fucking buffoon.
Bulimic
>>6066846
this begs the question
would lapis go as far as melding their gems together?
Like the cluster fucks weve been seeing?
>>6066886
so? did you keep it?
My baby, she the Pearl of the Quarter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al5Vdvyj36Q
>>6066896
BLUE GEMS ARE SLUTS
>>6066920
>Pearl
>Good
>Lapis and Blue Pearl and Sapphire
>Only "Alright"
Off yourself and your shit taste.
>>6066926
kill yourself
>>6066926
lol
>>6066920
don't try your mom's patience too much. That can backfire badly.
>>6066883
I'm 24 pages into that webcomic. Interesting so far.
Yeah always nice talking man. Stay strong. See ya.
>>6066920
I hope your mom kicks your ass out of the house
>>6066976
Well i've got enough taste to not go for the grieving widow who would stoop as low as to manipulate close friends just to get high.
>>6066897
damn it I need to give you a name.
>>6066938
>Lapissfags
>taste
>>6066897
Don't tell Steven
>>6066631
She's a fictional character, so no. That just means you're in love with a slightly different idea.
>>6067008
We have the BEST taste
>>6066920
Kill yourself and die wallanon pearl a fuck
>>6067024
worst*
>>6067035
*best
>>6067028
whoa man
Pearl's the best and I love her
some punctuation would really help that sentence
lastpis
>>6067032
>Helping my own argument
>And insist you can honestly counter Pearl's horrible actions that she tries to justify with "muh rose"
I'll give you a tip for the future, don't agree until you feel it's a point you feel like it's agree worthy on.
Every other gem >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crapiss Shitzuli
>>6067053
BESTPIS
>>6067051
end yourself and die useless idiot fuck
>>6067054
>>Helping my own argument
I just said there are not many negatives about her
>>And insist you can honestly counter Pearl's horrible actions that she tries to justify with "muh rose"
when did I say this
man I'm not really in the mood to argue about waifus
I might just go eat
>>6067071
go fuck yourself
Do Lapisfags ignore that she raped Jasper and attempted to outright murder Steven twice?
>>6067101
dumbass stupid idiot
>>6067101
>Listing the fact there's more problems with her then what i've already described
It's still helpful to said opposing argument because of that.
Remove the fact you are trying to hide that it's only "few" and you've already lost.
>>6067128
no one cares jasper
>>6067054
I don't think Pearl has ever tried to justify her horrible misdeeds. The time with Sardonyx she gave a reason for why she did it.
>>6066992
>a grieving widow
For the time being, on the process of overcoming Rose's loss and from the looks of it, making big strides towards achieving that. Pearl is much more than just muh Rose though, she's a PEARL, a servant class gem, designed to stand around and hold things and follow orders, a Pearl breaking out of what she was designed for, learned how to fight, learned how to build complicated things, and poofed soldiers left and right. I think Rose, despite being the reason Pearl is allowed to be free and make her own choices, has also been the biggest set-back in her life, entirely because of Pearl's feelings for her though, Rose isn't really to blame. Most of the terrible things Pearl has done has been because of losing Rose, and I can understand that, I'm not justifying anything.
A fandom stole a song from us, we can steal a song from someone else.
>a shot of yellow-colored cloudy skies, and several ships, shaped like chests, shoot high into the sky, around an armless Gem Temple in ruins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnC1UHBvWA
>the music begins a quickly speeding up and wear-growing shot of the temple, as days and seasons pass as the camera pans to the car wash, until
>0:19 A teenage Steven bursts out the door with a kick and a jump, waving to his father behind him, as he bikes through the bustling Beach City waving to neighbors, heading for the warp pad in the temple
>0:29 He arrives at the Centipeedle's home with chips, crayons and picture books, and gives them a kiddy pool he spits in, to sit in and turn slightly humanoid again to doodle and share stories in a montage, before they leave, turn to insects as he waves goodbye and warps off home
>0:38 He returns to the kitchen of the temple to look for the next batch of goodies, looking over at the window and bed he used to sleep by, the gems flashing in and out of scenes, like a picture coming in out of the overlay
>0:57 Steven sighs, and looks to the Star Chamber, all the gems save his and a blue one torn out, and as Steven walks to the chamber he walks towards the chamber
>he almost goes in
>but changes his mind and heads back to the warp
>1:17 the montage of monster gems he's befriended continues, he plays frisbee with the Jasper dogs, shares a scary story with the Watermelon Stevens, he even stops by Connie's high school and they go shopping with her bigger circle of friends, falling behind and looking proudly at how extroverted she's gotten, before warping back
>>6067489
>1:56 He steps off the pad, looks back at the Star Door, then walks in to a cold dark room, Sapphire's Room, and finds her sitting in the back
>we see the world from her perspective, the walls shifting and crashing, but in her hands, a broken Ruby Gem, solid and fixed in time, always broken
>it's a symbol of clarity in a shifting world, as Steven puts his hand on her shoulder, she looks up, then at him
>2:15 And then at the door, something shining and bright, and she gets up, and starts gingerly stepping towards it, then zipping outside
>2:33 Steven runs to her standing outside, eye staring at the heavens, as he looks for what she sees, until she points, at what looks like a shooting star, dragging her finger along a trajectory
>2:43 as she does this, we see a glowing point in the distance from her sight, as she slowly grabs ahold of Steven's wrist, takes a deep breath
>2:52 and rushes across the ground, as Steven yelps in surprise and being dragged through the air at breakneck speed, rushing past landmarks and topography, until
>3:03 they stop, Steven quickly bubbles for protection, and crashes away from where Sapphire's standing, he picks himself up in bubble, and almost cancels it, before seeing the shooting star heading for them and he braces
>3:11 the smoking crater of the impact contains a circular pod, and Steven gasps and jumps in, Sapphire's vision showing his many slips and potential tumbles, but our Steven confidently slides down to the center, as the pod opens
>like the Ruby, the gem inside, white and new, is a constant in her future vision, but unlike with the broken gem, it's potential, not predictability that make her fixed in Sapphire's view
>3:23 the moment of shock is broken as she pulls out a crude etching of a crying breakfast pal sticker, and starts explaining something very important to Steven
>3:27 we pan to the Diamond insignia, scratched up and a star carved on the symbol
Just a little alt-future idea I had buzzing in my head...