/sug/ Steven Universe General - Jaspearl or bust edition
Last Thread: >>6035107
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
LAPIS BLOWS
>>6035863
kill yourself
SPICY AND NOT LATE AT ALL
Here we go.
h-hey...
>>6037613
>>6037619
Oh, I thought you meant "sorry, playing" rather than "playing sorry" kek my bad.
Also , this new edition is free if you got the game with all the dlc beforehand..
I can't wait for the Rubies to land on Mars and make friends with the thirty something Kars
>>6037684
Nice
WOOLIE'S HERE
Hide your Lapises
>>6037716
>>6035955
kill yourself
>>6037696
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We're back, baby!
>>6037716
kill yourself
>>6037708
>>6037716
kill her
>>6037716
I'll fight you and beat you if it means others will be safe.
>>6037716
remember that time Woolie almost killed Steven?
>>6037653
Jasper is fat
Pearl.
>>6036528
kill yourself
>>6037777
NO.
>>6037734
That meme doesn't belong here. Good throwback, though.
I WAIT
ALL
FUCKING
DAY
AND WHAT DO I GET
NO
FUCKING
ANNOUNCEMENT
I AM REACHING MY
L
I
M
I
T
WITH CN'S STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW
GIVE ME MY ANNOUNCEMENT SOON CN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
I AM ABOUT TO GO FUCKING A P E S H I T
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6037732
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>black-coded
>looks like a monkey
>violent
Is Bismuth the single most racist character in the history of animation?
Yo please post pearl/pearl porn, i need to make my folder grow
>>6037804
dumb Alex poster
>>6036671
kill yourself
>>6037799
Yeah it does, it's /sug/.
>>6037777
Remember that time Matt killed Woolie?
>>6037810
Nah, she just a typical BLM supporter
>>6037810
Racist? No.
Best? You bet.
>>6037811
>>6037810
>has an apron
>talks like a mammy
yes
>>6036817
kill yourself
>>6037810
>racial coding
Come on now
>>6037811
>>6037838
http://orig08.deviantart.net/5f17/f/2014/257/0/7/fat_garnet_by_jeetkunex-d7z652f.png
kill yourself
>>6037840
She can't be the best if she refuses to give **** ********
>>6037825
It's hiatus. We aren't back yet.
Then again I hear someone was doing it last hiatus too, so I guess it's evolved beyond its creation.
>>6037874
indexer why do you gotta do this for shit images
>>6037869
he's been doing this same thing for literal years anon
>>6037876
I will fuck you in the eye if you you don't put this tasteless maymay to rest.
>>6037898
OH GOOD
Free shatterings!
>>6037898
zats lewd.
>>6037912
>>6037918
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6037912
>>6037918
Hive mind
>>6037934
It's right fucking here.
>>6037934
Do it faggot, do it!
nth for ready for death
>>6037949
>>6037963
You're both gettin' it.
Right in the eye.
>>6037977
http://www.strawpoll.me/11520502
>>6037949
>Sapphire removing her glove to expose her gem
I don't know why I find this so lewd, but it is
>>6037455
Done.
>>6037070
kill yourself
>>6037988
If you vote for Sapphire, you're GAY.
>>6037977
KEK, that's good man, thanks.
>>6037976
DO IT
Is Steven for hug or fug?
>>6037999
kill yourself
>>6037986
LAPIS YES
>>6037976
I await it.
>>6038003
Nice!
>>6038018
NOT FOR FUG
>>6038015
>>6038038
SIKE
Give me one lewd reqest
>>6037988
Thousands of Rubies vs. rare aristocatic gem
>>6038057
Too scared?
Of course you would, you weren't meant for killing.
>>6037804
I hope we never get an announcement. Your rage posts are the best part of my day.
>>6038061
Jasper nutting in pearl
>>6038061
Sapphire getting fucking fisted by Bismuth.
>>6038061
Pearls being lewd with each other
>>6038018
I'm getting some Semen Cumiverse vibes from this image
>>6038061
Something with Jasper and Sapphire
>>6038057
Pussy...
>>6038045
>>6038061
Bob x Amy
>>6038075
>>6038087
Can't play mind games with ME.
You're gonna wait your turn to die just like everyone else.
>>6038061
Something with Pearlmethyst, don't care what it is.
>>6038085
That's cute
http://www.strawpoll.me/11520548
>>6038104
But I can't wait, I've waitted so long already, release me NOW
>>6038081
First one got it
>>6038104
Death COMES to me, i don't wait for it.
It's not because i choose that road it's because gems cannot die unless they are trying to.
>>6038066
I like it
>>6038061
Jasper dog rape Lapis
http://www.strawpoll.me/11520557
http://www.strawpoll.me/11520558
>>6038123
>>6038125
Shut up and stop being so depressing.
>>6038135
I found so much good stuff
>>6038015
Hopefully all these quick doodles don't make me lazy in the ones I take more time on kek
DEAD
Good evening, /sug/
wall anon here, so a few days about I built this small shrine
For a few days my mom has also been away in another country; I built it while she's been away
in addition I don't own most of what's here
I literally own the picture (not the frame) and the rose in the glass
Anyways she's coming back in about an hour
I wonder what she'll say
the shrine is probably rip
>>6037788
notice that you have to plug bismuth in for her to work.
And sauce
https://mobile.twitter.com/magogosigemori/media
>>6038147
Peridot fucking BTFO
>>6038185
fucking die
>>6038185
kys yourself, mike
>>6038191
I liked this stuff a lot
I don't really check twitter for art though.
>>6038192
even perifags must agree it's no contest
>>6038185
Get help for your autism, anon
>>6038147
>Peri or Pearl
Pff. is that even a question?
>Steven or Amy
Pic related.
>>6038153
I'm only trying to rile you up at this point.
The first couple of times i can say was mainly depression speaking.
But now it's mostly for the meme.
>shitty input
>accidentally renamed over 200 files as the variation of one of the search string for some shitty lapis tumblr image
Oh that's gonna be a bitch to fix
>>6037080
kill yourself
>>6038219
Neither did I, but now I'm really seeing the merits
>>6038175
One day won't kill you, kek, besides you've been trying hard for months now, it'd take some effort for it to regress, what matters is having fun right?
>>6038185
sacrifice her to pearl
the more women who die by your hand. the closer pearl gets to becoming real
>>6038192
Then again it's not a fair match up
>>6038238
gj indexer, baka cant even do it for free right
>>6038245
D-don't tempt me
>>6038235
Yeah, it's not hard to recognize when the tone changes. Doesn't mean I find it funny, tho...
>>6038185
Keep it and post your mom's reaction.
>>6038185
very ugly picture of pearl i must say
>>6037332
kill yourself
>>6038268
Honestly it'll probably just be gone by the time I get home from school tomorrow
>>6038241
It's so pretty
Where would I even begin to search?
>>6038185
Just stop man, I'm serious Jesus Christ your mom wants you to grow and get a girl, why don't you take her advice?
>>6038018
for fug only
>>6038275
I just took one off my wall and put it in the frame, I could change it out
>>6035154
kill yourself
>>6038294
Use a lewd one just for the keks.
>>6035172
kill yourself
>>6038292
>>6038185
i bet you don't even masturbate to her everyday underage b&, at least i have lovely fantasies of my waif everyday
>>6035192
kill yourself
>>6038307
kill yourself
>>6038185
I hate acknowledging people like you, but Jesus Christ, YOU, my friend, are a mess.
>>6038018
That depends of his consentment, mental and legal age, and unless you are into shota, his physical age too.
>>6035326
kill yourself
>>6035405
kill yourself
>>6038294
>>6038307
supplying one to use, please use it
>>6038282
You can start from that link if you want and maybe click around that artist's likes/rewteets/following look for a nice piece, then dive into that twatter handle
And be sure to :orig everything
>>6035411
>>6035421
>>6037563
kill yourself
How the fuck did they learn how to drive?
Did fusing make them older?
What level of math do they know?
>>6038363
O-oh
that's a nice lewd
Not sure I can get that printed though
>>6035446
kill yourself
>>6038243
Yea that's true
>>6038380
Any more requests you have?
>>6037526
kill yourself
>>6038377
fucking do it
>>6038364
Imma have fun with this
Tank yew
>>6035486
kill yourself
>>6037556
kill yourself
>>6038380
>>6038391
I dunno, don't wanna bother you man, but how about Pearl and Amy drinking tea together?
>>6038402
I'd have to get it printed through my step dad
oh wait it's not color so I wouldn't have to
hmmmm
>>6038407
kill yourself
I fucking love werewolves and I fucking love Jasper
>>6038414
I anticipate reaping the rewards of your good taste
>>6038445
If Jasper isn't a werecorruption I'm going to fucking kill myself.
>>6038185
Tfw your waifu is incredibly gay and will never love you back.
>>6038374
steven knew how to drive stick in Lars and the cool kids and greg probably showed him the ropes
>>6038185
get a sexchange and legally change your name to pearl, dye your hair light ginger and starve yourself skinny. that way you can be with pearl forever at the cost of KILLing your old identity aka YOURSELF
>Friendless, yet smart introvert who's stumbling through puberty
>Overbearing parents force her to spend her time studying hard and busy herself with pointless extracurricular activities
>Suddenly a boy comes up to her
>He's mysterious, kind, and takes an immediate interest in her
>He Introduces her to his ancient friends and their magical world
>She now has to balance her life between the demands and expectations of being a normal schoolgirl and being a adventuring knight
Where were you when you realized that Connie is the protagonist of a Young Adult novel?
uh oh poor lapis...
>>6038459
If they stick with treating corruption as more mental illness and less STD, it could be even more amazing
It just comes out when she's really stressed, that makes so much sense. As does something as awful as corruption leaving a lasting mark on the first survivor
>>6038507
and just like a young adult novel her charcter arc is badly written
>>6038497
heyyyy, an actual answer to this shit
>>6038507
YA novel or just another high school anime?
>>6038444
kill yourself
>sushi
>>6038456
kill yourself
>>6038550
My heart went doki doki
>>6038490
Even if Pearl liked men she'd like the big, buff, hairy variety
>>6038540
That way I waifu'd a guy, therefore if hes gay that means he'd love me... wait.
>>6038511
It's the only way I can think that they can bring her back without the option of healing every other motherfucker in the bubble room, it works but not really and when she gets too emotional she recorrupts and also can't fuse. Plus it's cool.
>>6038550
>not ordering ALL OF THAT BEEF
Faggot
>>6035721
kill yourself
>>6038431
>>6037631
kill yourself
>>6038571
>>6038540
>>6038550
>sushi
>watermelon
How can we make this a trifecta?
>>6035839
kill yourself
Alright fess up how many of you are underage because it feels like a lot
Finally done, now on to fix that fucking disaster while you retard lose your shit over discord drama and possibly kill yourself for good
>>6038622
i didnt post that one on purpose you big gay, one is cool, twice is meh, 3 times is forced
>>6038624
It probably feels that way because you are and you're projecting that feeling onto others.
>>6038550
>no episode of meme team opening a meido cafe at the barn
fuck
this
show
>>6038624
I'm 23.
>>6038639
>Thinking you are in any position to call anyone retarded
>>6038581
It's been said, but jaspers corruption is just so different from every other case that it wouldn't be BS if only she can get healed
No fusion4u goes hand in hand with this for sure
>>6038587
Brush up on your memes
>>6038639
theres no drama, i'm just having fun, also thanks indexer
>>6038639
>discord drama
What are you even talking about?
>>6038598
Kek, pretty nice man, I'm gonna be off for now though, see ya later bro.
Stay strong.
>>6038185
I backtraced this pearlfags shit, he only had six proxies. Username on discord is potrzebie#8429
>>6038657
>23
yeah boi, me too!
Blue = slut
>>6038703
thats a lie and youre not me
>>6038639
>using discord
It's what you deserve
>>6038624
Pearl anon is underage. They are like 15.
>>6038708
No surprise there sherlock, now stick it in before i stick my foot up your ass.
>>6038624
I'm 22 m8
I've been on this site for 10 long years
>>6038708
>absolute cock-gobbler
>>6038735
who the fuck are you? stop you already leaked my shit baka
Cool, I started a trend, I did not post this >>6038754
>>6038611
Gummy worms
>we go from story-boarder drama to drama in the dms
Never change /sug/
>>6038391
Pearl tucking Steven in under the covers and saying sweet dreams?
>>6038695
Always nice talking man. See ya later.
/sug/, more like /suuc/ am I right
>>6038858
I can save this for one with more effort later if you want
Or I can just do it lazy.
>>6038602
I posted that just before him, are you blind? Why would you need to post it when he can see that the bigger version is right there, are you retarded?
>>6037869
If we got a Bismuth when are we getting an Osmium?
>>6038801
>says the nu-jojo poster
>>6038879
kill yourself
>>6037489
Done.
>>6038903
I mean, if you feel like it, I'm fine with anything really.
>>6038935
>>6038933
Danke anon.
>>6038801
Storyboarder drama is all this general talks about half the time. Same discussions every damn day and every time I see them I feel like the rut in my brain is being dug deeper
Not like there's a lot to talk about though, I'm just here for memes and fanart posting
Here's the witch Pearl request from last thread.
>>6038960
kys
>>6038988
No ice
Big buff refrigerator just isn't as catchy
>>6039061
Refrigerator doesn't even.. work..
what?
>>6039061
"big business bismuth" sounds good enough.
Lapis is Lapoop
>>6039102
That sounds pretty good
>>6039116
I mean *Lapiss
Done... for now
>>6038980
I'm going to marry you and make love to you tenderly while whispering sweet nothings all night long
>>6039160
kickass
So my mom just got home and saw the shrine
"We'll talk about this, later."
>>6039116
oh man, is that a corgi??
>>6034303
I skipper this some time ago for whatever reason
kill yourself
>>6039160
damn dude, this is nice!
>>6039198
kys
>>6039160
I love it
>>6039198
You weird me out, wall-anon
Do you have a job? Are you in school? Why are you going full autism while you're still living with your family?
>>6039170
kill yourself
tiggy tiggy off ground
off ground tig
high picka no feet
off ground he
ranjits cool
ranjits mean
standing on his head on a parking machine
tiggy tiggy off ground
off ground tig
high picka no feet
off ground she
aileens nimble
aileens thin
dancing up a jig on a wheelie bin
tiggy tiggy off ground
off ground tig
high picka no feet
off ground she
mandys proud
mandys aloof
sitting on a stool on a town hall roof
tiggy tiggy off ground
off ground tig
high picka no feet
off ground us
jump up to jupiter
lead up to mars
fill ur pocket with a thousand stars
were all heroes
we'll never die
dobby off ground
tiggy on high
>>6039198
rip pearlguys internet asscess
>>6039160
Damn, you sure set the bar high. Good stuff!
>>6039198
Yuu're gonna be getting a good ass spanking
>>6039272
I didn't draw I just dumped a bunch of pics
>>6039278
Oh, my bad. I assumed you had drawn it.
>>6039198
You should ask your mom to dress up as Pearl, for like, Halloween and stuff.
>>6039314
oh god no
Apparently my step sister is going to be dressing up as pearl though
we got allot of dubs on the 200 mark, neat
>>6039277
just in case
>>6039282
ah okay, now I remember about you working at the Chinese place
I guess that's fair enough. Not gonna live with them for much longer so who gives a shit then
>>6039330
>Apparently my step sister is going to be dressing up as pearl though
You know what to do, wall-anon
>>6039367
kill yourself
>>6039367
Yeah, chinese
interestingly enough, one shift recently we had an order going for someone with my name and an order for "Pearl" going at the same time
I keked
>You know what to do, wall-anon
N-no
>>6039396
but if anon kills himself, how would he be able to appreciate the higher res version you provided?
checkmate
>>6039437
OMG CONFIRMED
>>6039437
Oh shit
>>6039437
keg
>>6039437
for anyone doubting it, it's from this promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>6039481
>>6039497
You want a fucking medal or something, detective?
>>6039396
I'm already dead indexer.
This is hell, and your stuck in it with me.
>>6039450
he won't keep fucking up over and over and Indexer wouldn't have to replace all the images he posts
checkmate atheists
Rare crewniverse art
>>6039497
Yea what a jokester
here is the real promo for people who actually care
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>6039518
>>6039533
> It's the same url
I want Jasper to cry like the fatass bitch she is
Is it ok if we could get lewds of this?
>>6039396
kek I've tried before indexer
>>6039533
>same url and I still moused over "Embed"
god dammit
>>6039550
no
>>6039550
only if it's lewds of stevonnie pounding marco's bp
>>6039546
I'd laugh if Jasper cries before Lapis does
>>6039550
only if we also get lewds of steven pounding mabel pines
>>6039559
>Even needing to mouse over embed
Pleb
>>6039527
so rare
>>6039607
Damn i wish 4chan x didn't fail me the only time i used it.
I probably could have liked it had i adjusted my edits.
>>6039639
I've been adding shit on top of it for months and it's still doing good, I can't imagine what kind of problems you could run into
would you?
>>6039718
Punch her in the face? Certainly.
>>6039718
in an instant
>>6039713
In hindsight my cookies probably overflooded 4chan and was what caused my update/post button to disappear, not the fact i edited 4chan x
i want to marry connie
Reminder that Rebecca's mom is a homophobic abusive cunt, and she is the equivalent of Rose Quartz.
>>6039769
Yeah? and i want fucking Porn of Lapis on Sapphire and Jasper on Sapphire.
But we all can't have what we want so easily now can we?
>>6039790
>no Sapphire on Malachite
>>6039775
her mom also made her bulimic
What are you listening to, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-LyKFvlFc
>>6039775
Reminder she bullied Sucrose into almost suiciding, Lapis is a representation of Sucrose's suicidal period and Steven being her only ray of hope, and she verbally abused dad Sugar until they divorced.
>>6039825
>>6039808
>>6039775
This explains why Rose is such a bitch.
No wonder Sugar killed her off in the show.
>>6039817
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYoDw8uCmRQ
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayq41-UJ7Cg
>>6039817
Not actually listening to currently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1W-XBCpO0
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-6pyoAd0Q
>>6039808
I don't want Sucrose to turn into a spoop like that
She isn't actually bulimic right?
>>6039769
kill yourself
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4SfSKH7ZHA
I keep noticing I'm skipping some images for whatever reason
probably has to do with double underscores or something equally retarded
>>6022127
kill yourself
>>6039965
It's just something people joke about for some reason.
>>6039817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QUmPZmkr4I
>>6040082
kill yourself
>>6040095
kill yourself
>>6039965
Of course she is, it killed her baby.
I got some money today
What is something I should buy that I don't need
also what would you do if you won the lottery or sold a song to a burger joint for millions?
>>6040143
Nothing. Save every penny.
>>6040082
That's a very strange thing to come up with. Oh well, I'm glad it's just a meme.
Probably.
>>6040143
Get out of here Greg.
>>6040143
>>6040161
>There are people who actually do this
Why? Think you're gonna take it with you when you die?
>>6040167
Because I'm not a fucking retard.
and everything's fixed somehow
now I can go back to autismbound
later you fucks, don't forget to spoiler spoilers
>>6040142
Who cares about a lousy fetus when you can have a Perfect Pearl© beach body?
>>6040143
Save it, or spend it all on scratch-off tickets just for shits and giggles
I think it would be funny if this show got cancelled and had to burn off every episode within a week unannounced.
>>6040180
Sounds like you are actually.
>>6040206
pearl looks like those monsters off of jak 2
>http://chrossrank.tumblr.com/post/152407256960/the-raid
Reminder that Bismuth and Garnet forced Jasper and her beta kindergarten sisters to emerge early and then bragged about killing them even though they were just born and almost all small/defective.
Reminder that Jasper played a big part in fighting them off and has substantial reason to hate the CGs, especially Bismuth and Garnet, and that she became famous for poofing 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down while naked and just an hour or two old.
Reminder that Lapis Lazuli was basically a kindergarten gem teacher and used her mirror powers to show newly emerged gems what and how to do shit with her mirror powers, which is the reason she was at the Beta Kindergarten and got caught off guard by Bismuth and Garnet's surprise baby massacre.
Reminder that Malachite was the equivalent of a slutty teacher punishing a naughty student with sex.
If a gem in the show got impregnated who would you like to see pass on and give birth to a whole new half gem character? what do you think the half gem baby will be like?
>>6040184
What are you even talking about, you stupid autist?
>>6040161
I save most of it anon. I just want to sped a bit of it.
>>6040229
Hi there Homeworld, still feel superior despite only having one confirmed Diamond alive ATM?
>>6040143
>won the lotto
live in a haunted mansion, with ghost projections and spooky noises, have random cash in jars and fake doors that lead no where
>>6040253
And how many do you have? Zero? That's right, get shit on. I bet you like having your monkeys do that sort of thing.
>>6040237
Bismuth, just to see how having a wedge of concave metal jutting out of a person's chest would look.
And they'd probably look really fucking ugly, like Woolie
>>6040289
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more autistic.
>>6040304
I don't know why you'd ask in the first place
>>6040229
Bismuth the baby killer might as well have broke into a elementary school and shot all the students and teachers down while screeching "Cincinnati"
>>6040284
Diamonds are shit though.
Hell i bet BD would betray your Yellow asshole the minute she saw that Earth would be a better place to rule over then Homeworld considering how fast that place is bombing.
Endgame is literally gonna be Earth, CGs and BD, WD vs YD and her failing Homeworld.
Reason why BD and WD joined the CGs?
YD went mad with power and she's no longer the Diamond they once knew, they weren't even on board with her methods on the war and did NOT agree with corrupting Earth,
See you in hell Yellow Diamond.
>>6040229
>naked baby Jaspers
>>6040358
That's a nice fan fiction you got there. And by 'nice' I mean 'lame'
>>6040393
That was a prediction.
And you know how Future Vision is.
The truth is gonna set ya free there lemongrab.
>>6040415
>And you know how Future Vision is.
Yeah, how'd that last prediction of yours to a diamond go again? Something about the rebellion being ended with their attack on her court? That one went real well.
>>6040229
All this senseless killing just so Rose could fuck some monkeys... Really makes you think.
>>6040415
>And you know how Future Vision is
>failed to stop the crystal gems cause you fused
>Let steven fall in the sand
>and almost struck by thunder
so...never accurate?
>>6040452
>>6040445
Rose's rebellion only got as far as it did because Homeworld is shit at managing it's own place without wasting materials and killing gems needlessly.
>>6040513
>>6040528
>>6040528
i don't like it, can you delete please
>>6040522
That's what Rose wants you to think
>>6040589
>>6040612
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
>>6040589
Sorry. Here is something nicer.
Last for Frowny
>>6040612
gave me a laugh, been awhile since I heard a panty raid
>>6040627
oh.
Not him, but thanks anon. I don't have that doc.