HUNGER
GAMES
THREAD
Motherfuckers let's get this shit done already.
It's RigginsMania 30th and the crowd wants blood.
So we need 48 of you jobbers to die for free in the ring right here right now.
Oh and if somehow one manage to survive they'll get a cool belt.
NAME, IMAGE, AND YOU'LL BE ALL GOOD.
>>6037088
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>6037088
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Colonel Sanders
Rin Tohsaka
Alphys
>>6037088
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6037094
Don't you get involved with this!
>>6037088
Gishki Ariel
I DONT KNOW WHATS FAKE AND NOT
>entry
>>6037088
White Peak
Atago's ass
Baki the FUCKING Grappler
>>6037088
Ash Crimson
>>6037088
Stalker
Zest
>>6037032
>I know I am
>I'll get to killing myself later
Capra Demon
>>6037088
The Star-Spangled Hero
For real, this time!
Jack Frost
Kirigiri
Ô Shalashaska The Great
>>6037088
Kaito
>>6037045
B-but people aren't class assignments.. If I went around flirting with everyone it'd be bad I think.
>>6037088
Natsuki Subaru
Zabuza Momochi
Waste any more of my time, and I'll cut you in half.
Comrade Soviet
Dante
>>6037088
KAMI-SAMA
The Purest
>>6037088
Rinoa and Squall
Danger Mario
Reigen Arataka
>>6037133
>when u bust a nut and she keep suckin
Shadow
Artoria Pendragon
>>6037123
>>6037088
Kukuru Anrakutei
Maki Nishikino
Nekomaru Nidai
The Captain
Satou the Absolute Madman
KING OF THE WILD
Tora Amano
Kazugeta
HIIIIIS PRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>6037097
It doesn't matter. We all live the same.
Reisen Udongein Inaba
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6037130
Your taste in avas is better than your actual taste Tbh. Big chests are great
Papa Emeritus
SAVE THE WORLD
Adrian Rollini
>>6037101
W-what's wrong with Paula's personality? She likes being this way most of the time.
>>6037138
Just flirt with people you know. And nope! Paula doesn't count!
Mass Production EVA
>>6037088
Gilgamesh
>>6036944
Japan? Do I look Japanese to you, little girl? Why don't you try using those eyes of yours and take a look for yourself. For you to speak to the King of Heroes like this, is a grave insult to both me and the heroes of the past, present, and future. Know your place, mongrel. I was generous enough to grace this place with my presence, and this is how I am repaid? Disgusting.
I have not had a single person greet me properly yet, including yourself. Instead of resulting to lowly insults targeted at the king why not introduce yourself like a proper lady? Or perhaps that is asking too much of you, little girl?
>>6037133
http://imgur.com/a/pMAUQ
Alex
Courfeyrac
>>6037130
it's ok senpai, you're my favorite degenerate
>>6037207
Try not being in such a sad mood that it that spreads to others?
>>6037243
Is that you, Ringading?
>>6037221
Y-You look like you're trying way too hard. Your hair looks dyed, and I don't believe your eye color is actually red...If you want me to greet you properly, then you'll have to greet me properly as well. That's the only way we can make this deal work.
>>6037221
Hello mongrel
Galactic Nova
>>6037088
Big Daddy Reinhardt
I hear that you are all too afraid to engage in hug-offs!
>>6037276
>hug-offs
Is this code for sex
>>6037193
They are great. I just prefer small chests, for some reason most of my female avas ended up being large chested beauties
>>6037276
A hug-off? really? what are you a Fag?
>>6037276
N-nuh uh
>>6037184
There is a slight similarity. And only a slight one.
This would be assuming our cultures behaved the same, as well, at that.
>>6036997
>>6037011
>>6037068
I CERTAINLY do not!
>>6036989
That you don't. At least you were willing to confirm it.
>>6037056
>>6037185
"Would have"? Are you slacking off, then?
>>6037276
As if I would let a hulking brute like you touch me in the first place.
...And my body is very frail, after all.
>>6037088
Monster Kid
>>6037276
>hug-offs
Who are you trying to fool here?
>>6037276
>hugs tightly
It's on German
>>6037310
>...And my body is very frail, after all.
DON'T
THAT'S HIS FETISH
>>6037088
Richard
>>6037335
JUST
>>6037288
Why don't you find out?
>Throws arms wide
>>6037296
What kind of response is that?
>>6037300
Excellent! Come here!
>The massive man grabs for the girl
>>6037310
... aaah, very well. You can carry on.
>>6037315
Nobody!
>>6037323
Haa! It is on, indeed!
>The German's massive arms wrap crushingly around the Soviet.
>>6037310
And how does that affect me?
>>6037296
Greetings Stalker
>>6037291
To each their own. Bigness looks better drawn than in real life most of the time, and by that I mean smaller vs. bigger is like, a case by case basis in real life
>>6037207
With people I know..? Hm, alright, but only if I get to do it to you after..
>>6037140
Subaru!
>>6037342
And?
>>6037351
>Why don't you find out?
I don't think so, nigga.
I'm gonna need about tree fiddy first.
>>6037088
Hiita!
>>6037083
Hey!!
>>6037094
S-shush!
>>6037097
>>6037310
Is. Is this true?
>>6037363
CLUCK
>>6037351
What kind fucking statement is a "afraid" to hug, that's fucking gay.
>>6037352
Howdy-ho.
>>6037276
Paula's not afraid but she's afraid she'll catch something from touching you!
>>6037262
No one's ever gotten sad from Paula's sadness before! Did she make Ash feel that way?
>>6037358
You made that sound real dirty! Good luck, Kaito!
>>6037358
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>6037268
I told you, did I not? My name is Gilgamesh, King of Heroes. I can assure you that this is my natural hair, just as my eyes are naturally red. Are all people this distrustful these days? Such a shame, you would think that a king would be taken for his word.
Now, I do believe that I asked you to introduce yourself, did I not?
>>6037270
Here is that attention you so desperately craved, child.
>>6037384
>pokes your puffy wuffy
>>6037351
>keeps his arms wrapped around the walking Leopard II as his back is getting crushed
May not be as big but I am more determined to win than you.
Oi Goryu, get your ass here. For some reasons your entry pic is fucked so you need to provide a new one.
As for the others, may you review that roster and inform me if it is adequate for tonight's show.
5 minutes for swaps.
>>6037310
If I were slacking off, then I wouldn't bothered on entered on this place on the first place.
Besides of selling Medicine, thing that here is going pretty slow, One of my priorities is to look over the Princess, keep her accompany on any kind of tasks she wants to assign.
>>6037394
That's not how you greet someone like me. Do it over again.
>>6037401
I demand a district swap.
>>6037401
Hee-neat, ho!
Time to do this, ho!
>>6037310
Very well, what's your favorite hobby to do around the castle?
>>6037384
Ahaha~ when was the last time you seen me sad? I just find it annoying at times. Im sure others share my sentiment
Bit of a status update for those who care:
I'll temporarily be back tomorrow and next week, but I'm going to be dropping some avas for personal reasons. It's on a shitty backup laptop for now, so my replies when I'm back may be slow, too. See you guys soon.
t. TND
>>6037401
Let us begin.
>>6037401
It took you long enough. Let the bloodbath begin.
>>6037382
How is day comrade?
>>6037402
Medicine?
>>6037401
The hero gives it his seal of approval, dude! Ten outta ten! Go ahead!
>>6037381
You trying to start something?
>>6037401
Let's get this thing started. I've got a damn good feeling about this one.
>>6037434
kys
>>6037401
Swap
>>6037129
>>6037335
>>6037437
Fine, yours?
>>6037401
I accept this challenge.
>>6037434
kys
>>6037401
...
>>6037401
Paula's first! She's never been first! Ten....
nineeightsevensixfivefourthreetwoone, GO!
>>6037247
Kohai...I....
>>6037401
he'd dead. replace him
>>6037456
Many thanks, Comrade. You're a Russian I won't kill.
>>6037149
>>6037244
>>6037401
goodnight
>>6037401
>Papa Emeritus in Wyatt Family
"He's gotta win!"
>>6037401
Let's proceed with caution.
>>6037434
Cool, see you then.
>>6037384
Huh? Haha, but you didn't say no.
>>6037385
Why are you yelling? Anyway, since you're good with women teach me how to flirt properly!
>>6037401
Looks good to me.
>>6037465
Senpai I..
want Zest to be my maid.
>>6037401
Nice for me. Lets roll the game
>>6037504
I want to fuck Zest.
>>6037395
S-st-stop! You're making Paula feel funny!
>>6037434
Come back soon!
>>6037432
Paula has been too sad lately. She will change that!
>>6037503
That's because you caught her off guard! Now she can say no!
>>6037400
Don't be so sure of that, comrade!
>The giant of a man chuckles as he continues to hug the russian.
>>6037494
>>6037514
You've got support, Emeritus
>>6037504
I want Zest to step on me.
>>6037330
...What?
>>6037351
Good. I'd have to retaliate if you tried.
>>6037352
I suppose it doesn't. It's an utter waste talking to you at all.
>>6037378
Do you actually think I've any interest in anyone outside of my own tribe, let alone the woman who stole my sister?
>>6037432
In my free time, you mean, yes?
>>6037402
You certainly could have, if you were more interested in it than your job.
...You're a retainer? You don't look the sorts.
>>6037434
>Good to know you're still around. Good luck with all of that.
>>6037351
Yay!
>The girl leaps into his arms with enthusiasm
>>6037490
Thank you, darling! Rest well.
>>6037503
...What? What's up with you man? You're acting very narc-ish right now. Why would a robot ever care about flirting?
Rigginsmania 30.
impressive.
>>6037411
I told you my name, and my title. That is all there is to a greeting, child. You are supposed to return the favor; or at least, that is what any polite and proper person would do.
It really should not be so hard to have someone introduce themselves, why must you be so difficult, little girl? And to act like this in front of a king no less.
>>6037522
I have my doubts...maybe Paula isn't the fighter she claims to be...
>>6037544
Obviously.
>>6037533
>>6037494
Thank guys, i will try to do all my best for win the game
>>6037123
P-Pan paka pan?
>>6037566
>that style of typing
hey hoshi
How do I revive myself on the inside?
>>6037401
>Rin examinates her team before walking off by herself
It isn't worth it to linger around and attempt to make these ones ready to suffice and assist my cause.
I'll be awaiting for you to start the war as the competition must go on and I have a lot left to prove.
Izaya orders food from LF at taco bell
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTGPVeKDqmY
>>6037522
Aww man, I thought for sure that would work.
>He rolls his eyes and shrugs.
>>6037552
Narcish?.. What's that mean? But I'm not a normal robot jerk! I-I can care about that stuff..
>>6037504
I'll see if the mistress will allow me to serve you at some point.
>>6037520
>>6037529
>>6037534
If you wish for gratification I can notify the mistress at once. She will surely take care of your needs.
Impostoring Seth. Keks are had.
Making fake rigginsmania entries. Bait/10.
Bruteforcing Rigginsmania. Priceless.
Some things cannot be bought with money. For everything else, there's 4chan.
>>6037579
Knock 'em out the park, your satanic un-holiness.
>>6037418
We don't offer those.
Not yet, at least.
>>6037434
Godspeed my dude.
>>6037442
Me too.
> mumbling to himself
"She just jinxed herself".
"Or maybe not :^)"
>>6037401
Since Goryu died of spontaneous digital heart attack we had to replace him with the next in line, "Alex".
ALL SWAPS MADE, TIME TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnbZFK4Wr0
Courfeyrac puts bitches in their places.
I'm rigging for myself.
TERRIBLE LUCK TO YOU ALL !
>>6037611
I-I don't want your mistress' feet, I want yours!
>>6037566
I-I'm not all that polite. I'm nothing more than a small time comedian. I don't do anything but tell stories and make people laugh. It's a burden on me because I myself can't really laugh. It's hard to when you don't see the best of things in society. A there is to do is mess up when you're in school, get into drugs, become a delinquent, get knocked-up at a seemingly young age, start smoking, and live a mediocre life wishing for something good to happen to you. Something to take you off your feet and bring you to a magical realm where there's no pain or sadness.
...I-I'm Kukuru Anrakutei...
>>6037615
>Wiggins
>>6037437
"Medicine?"
Yes? Are you interested on it or only want to know our secrets...?
>>6037544
I'll give them the choice to buy them or not, and certainly force them to do a thing they doesn't want isn't a good idea either.
It's the least that I can do with her, after all she was the one on giving me refugee.
>>6037615
>tfw I have a built in bait detector
>>6037615
I bet you think you're funny, don't you?
>>6037583
You gotta positively, Anon! That's all there is to it - well, from my perspective, at least!
>>6037638
Do it, dude! The hero wants to see if you have the guts to to it--
...O-Oh, man, the hero messed up badly this time, now didn't he...?
>on time for two bait games
>miss the real one
post yfw
>>6037611
Nice. You're the best, Zest.
>>6037638
AND HERE IS THE MAN HIMSELF! HE'S BIG, HE'S RED, HE'LL MAKE YA DEAD
SOVIEEEEEEEEEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMDXl36gypw
>>6037638
You say something? I was too busy rocking this kick-ass look.
>>6037638
Hee-ho!
>>6037606
Telel me, who do you want to flirt with? I need to know because flirting is different for everyone.
>>6037638
I hate you all!
>>6037574
On the rare instances that I have any, I take to reading.
>>6037638
Onward, then....
>>6037646
And you're not advertising your services, either.
Hmh. Someone in a position like your own should dress the part, you know. It's a matter of pride.
>>6037655
Gotta think positively.
Man, I'm old.
>>6037574
Really now? Paula has been too sad to let that change. She'll prove it to you in this match!
>>6037606
You're. Going. Too. Fast. You're going way too fast, Kaito!
>>6037638
>walking down to the stage, Sylvie blows kisses to her adoring fans
MWAH! MWAH! Paula loves all of you too!
>>6037638
...Was that really necessary?
>>6037638
...
>Delivers a swift kick to the back of the raptors head, then pierces it's heart with a chaos spear
That is far from what I've told you to do, beast.
>>6037544
I didnt steal her!
>>6037615
You really are easily entertained, aint ya?
Hey, it's Sips, your best friend Sips. How's it going.
>>6037638
>Has her gut punched as soon as she steps into the battleground
Wh-What was that good for...? At least be a man of honor and tell me you'd rather fight at the start than be awaiting an inevitable demise.
Now I'll actually have to sit through a few minutes of this stinging pain...
>She looks at him with an annoyed face, twitching a bit from the pain
If I were you I'd start running or I'll use everything in my will to make you feel something far and far worse than just a gut punch.
>>6037638
>He returns the welcome with a sweet kick in the face.
Don't touch me unless you feel like losing limbs.
>>6037698
>pets
>>6037677
I want to fuck this thing
>>6037545
>The mountain of a man's burly arms wrap around the girl immediately, lifting her up off the ground in an unreserved hug.
>>6037690
Let me guess, children's books? ahaha~ im joking. What sort of books?
>>6037697
What are you going to do? Kill someone by making them cry to death?
>>6037611
I-I promise I'll be gentle with your body, Bunny-Chan!
>>6037638
>>6037677
Just like Hawai'i
>>6037728
I'm quite alright. Though things could be better.
>>6037638
Y-you're trying way to hard ya'know...
>>6037680
Paula, but I need to learn first, because I need more credits in flirting class... I-I think..
>>6037697
I-I was kidding! I-I don't even need to do stuff like that..
>>6037615
But I was gonna host anyway.
> mfw you force me out of my laziness
> I get to host more often, more people get to enjoy themselves as well as me
> Your original goal is beyond annihilated
You're my puppet from the beginning. Keep dancing for your master.
>>6037638
That knife probably can't even cut through gelatin.
Never trust Ash for tag teams.
It's not poison, it's just you that can't handle my strongest potions.
>>6037675
Nothing at all.
Good luck out there. And remember, be careful with the sewers.
>>6037655
But I listened to the mother1+2 cd
>>6037776
Something got you down?
>>6037728
shaf98jy]g
rsdypt- distyrvyj mr
>>6037456
Good. Got back from dinner..
>>6037802
Hmmm
>>6037802
He was too dangerous for himself.
>>6037728
Did Paula get a best friend? Oh it's been great friend! Nothing to worry about here!
>>6037765
Maybe she will! Water and electricity mixes well together!
>>6037792
Hehehe! Paula has seen what you are!
>>6037802
But Paula's not edgy at all! She's beyond soft! Rachnera can vouch for her!
>>6037802
I'm heartless.
>>6037646
You have anything to treat infections or to help heal wounds
>>6037728
It's going swell, Sips! It's been a slow day for the hero - it could've been worse! How's it been for ya?
>>6037802
...I have no idea why I'd use the Konami Code outside of games. Silly me, amirite?
>>6037806
Eh? You listened to the soundtrack of a game, huh? Well, why does it make you feel bad, Anon?
>>6037802
As long I get my share of (You)s, I don't care what you do or think.
Just don't forget.
I know more about you than you could ever possibly imagine.
Just don't look behind yourself.
>>6037690
With telling you about my services should be enough, don't you?
Do you mean like having a weapon at my side and wearing some kind of equipment? Lady Kaguya told me it isn't necessary. Besides, I have many tricks on case if any situation goes out of control.
>>6037741
Not now, I have something to do, Like trying to survive.
>>6037802
On cases like these, It's better to move on for the next day.
>>6037642
Hm, so you are that type of person.
>he flashes a slight grin before continuing
Very well then, why don't you try telling me a joke, little one. It seems I have been outed of the game, so why don't you entertain me for a bit, hmm? Unless of course you expect me to just stand here doing nothing the entire time while waiting for the next game to begin.
Such a shame that would be. Think of it, you would get to practice your jokes on a king. Oh, unless of course you still don't believe me, which is of course fine as well. I do not require the recognition of a child, that would be quite pathetic, would it not?
>>6037802
Thank you for the encouragement... But you all do realize that you have to fight your hardest in here too, correct?
>>6037814
No, no. Things have just been repetitive for me as of late.
>>6037728
Amazing today
>>6037802
>He stays by the locker all night to make sure she doesn't escape.
>>6037802
With all of us cheering you on you can't lose!
>>6037839
What I am? Yeah I'm an android idol!
<<6037857
What the fuck is this post
>>6037792
Ah, that should be easy enough. First what you have to do is eye her up. Make it obvious, but not too obvious. Also, don't make it look like you're undressing her with your eyes. That will only creep her out.
Next you'll want to flash her a nice smile while you compliment her on whatever you'd like. Make sure to remain eye contact and a nice posture.
Try playfully insulting her too! I've seen a lot of shows that show playful insults and roughhousing is a nice flirtatious tactic!
Try paying more attention to what she does too. Pick up on little quirks and habits she does. You could use that in the long run.
Lastly, don't care at all! Be yourself and remain cool-headed and nothing could possibly go wrong!
>>6037802
What's wrong with her eye? It's starting to bleed.
>>6037802
Thanks for doing all the heavy lifting cap! now say goodnight!~
>>6037802
I've got more important things to worry about.
...Like this idiot who can't follow a simple order.
>>6037857
Hi Junko.
>>6037830
Sore-y. I don't speak.. um.... that.
>>6037839
Yes. Feliz Navidad mi amiga!
Also I feel like I should be worried what you're up to.
>>6037856
Cold as shit. We're due for flurries.
>>6037867
That's boring. Same hosts or lack thereof?
>>6037873
Why? Something go on?
>>6037839
Now that's the Paula I want to see more of!
>>6037802
>>6037839
D-Don't worry, I'll make sure to leave a few edges after I-I'm done playing with you.
>>6037802
>Rin stands in the corner, pondering over that one quote the girl keeps screaming on top of her lungs
If only I could create an "Explosion!" to make this thought disappear from my mind.
It's pretty annoying to constantly be reminded of some child screaming out certain words again and again and again.
At this rate I'll have to find something to make the aching pain in my head disappear.
>>6037712
One night, she vanishes from our household, and when we finally get a letter from her after months, she tells us of how much she adores your group and how they're her family now. What alternative is there?
>>6037765
I...ahem. Believe I'm entitled a degree of privacy with such a thing.
>>6037864
Not necessarily. The manner of your medicine and it's effectiveness is another. After all, some might only sell a single sort that doesn't work at all.
Even so, you dress like a peasant. Aren't you giving off a poor air to those who see you? A weapon might not be required, but certainly some other indicator of your status would be.
>>6037802
>>6037896
What WAS that supposed to be?
>>6037856
Too feelsy
>>6037900
Had a few more hours added to work day. Some dumbass trespassed and I almost killed him...
>>6037865
Th-that would be 10,000 yen please.
>>6037932
None of your business, that's what.
>>6037900
Man, that doesn't sound too fun. How are you gonna prepare for it if it's gonna be THAT cold, dude?
>>6037935
I see - it makes you feel really bad inside, so you'd probably want to listen to something upbeat, right? What do you enjoy doing, Anon?
>>6037856
Greetings comrade Alfred
>>6037802
How did he survive that ?
Not everyone is an A+ player, Shadow.
Nice arm Subaru.
>>6037857
Precisely bro.
You know exactly who you're dealing with.
That's the problem.
>>6037958
Anyone wanna mess with me now?
No?
Good. Scram nerds.
>>6037932
Someone's been reading some naughty books huh? ahaha~
>>6037891
W-whoa Subaru.. I wasn't expecting such hood advice from you, I suppose I definitely chose the right person to teach me! But some of those things seem like stuff I already do a-and the eyeing her up part.. How would I do that correctly..?
I really appreciate you teaching me though Sensei!
>>6037958
Haha, sorry but I'm too tired after that to help.
>>6037936
Hole-lee shit. What's your job?
>>6037954
Frankly I miss the cold, so I dress relatively lightly.
The rain though is not the best, it's gotta be said.
>>6037956
Good evening, Soviet! If I can just ask you really quick - what's the date today?
>>6037958
DURUFU~! This prank is totally sweeeet! It couldn't possibly go wrong at all, now can it-- OH. OH NO. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, FELLA.
>>6037958
Oh, you're going to fucking regret messing with my hair.
>>6037886
Kaito's a dirty, dirty boy! Slips like that can't go unnoticed!
>>6037900
But you shouldn't friend! Paula's a good girl who can take care of herself! She will make sure not to hurt anybody too much!
>>6037906
You've awoken the best that is Sylvie Paula Paula! You wouldn't like to see more of her!
>>6037907
Are we playing? Cool! Can we play hopscotch? Jump rope? Five finger fillet? You say it and Paula's game!
>>6037958
Why would Paula be taking bad about an old lady? She looks cool for one!
>>6037958
And don't fahget to tie it up 'fore comin back in the kitchen!
I want to fug all the 2hus
>>6037958
I'm going to tear your head off for this! You'd better watch your back.
>>6037900
Neither of those. My assignments lately have been lacking in action, and while I suppose I should be thankful for that, I feel as if my skills aren't being put to proper use.
>>6037958
Hmph, I deserve to be in the spotlight more than those fools do.
>>6037952
Considering you all approached me with hostile looks, I daresay it is my business.
>>6037958
...How utterly heartless.
>>6037990
Tch. You presume much!
>>6037958
>Finishes papa emeritus with a guillotine choke hold.
>>6037998
Like this
>he quickly moves his eyes up and down Kaito. Slow enough that he can see, but quick enough to make it look like he doesn't want him to know
Yeah, stuff like that I guess. I've never succeeded with a woman before, but that doesn't mean I can't give out good advice, right?
>>6037945
Before I have even heard the joke itself? Forget it, what if it's terrible and doesn't even make me laugh? Or perhaps you are a con artist and you will just run off with the money the second I give it to you.
Are you trying to insult my intelligence, little one? I thought that you were being rude earlier, but this is just starting to become ridiculous.
>>6037958
For once these annoying tumblrinas proved to be useful.
Papa gets a sneaky kill.
Not enough edgy, Zabuza.
>>6038001
Did a patrol shift for the day when a kid tried and succeeded in getting over wall.
>>6038002
27th. Not the keba- I mean Turk's birthday
>>6038053
Easy now boy, my hip ain't what it used to be!
>>6038007
Just don't hurt me. Otherwise I will get really mad or something. I don't know.
>>6038032
Go north or something. Kill a Moose.
>>6038054
Wait. The border wall? Has Donald Trump won already? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I forgot to vote!
>>6038007
Oh but I do! Remember, you still haven't earned my fingerprint.
>>6038041
Where do you keep them? Under the mattress?
>>6038053
Thanks for the laugh you overgrown lizard!
>>6038007
I'm afraid I've never heard of five finger fillet before. Please explain it to me.
>>6038050
I-I only ever bring in a few people to the theater. If you want skilled comedians go to Marii. She's funny, but she's also stupid. The mark on her butt is very cute. You might enjoy it yourself actually.
>>6038053
What kind of magic is this?
>>6038041
Excuse you? Don't go blaming me for what the dumb little shit who came running at you did.
>>6038053
Can you not?
>>6038001
It really does have to be said. The rain really isn't a highlight this time of year. I dunno why you would miss the cold, but you do you, yeah?
>>6038053
Mm! This totally tastes delicious, dude! My taste in music is unrivalled, you know - Marukaite Chikyuu really is a good song, and this just confirms it! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>6038054
It is? Well, I just thought I should remind you that it was gonna be his birthday soon - I had an idea for you to give him a gift! Would you like to give him a kebab as a gift?
>>6038053
I should strive to be a spineless drone? Your advice is awful.
>>6038053
If you have to rely on such a weapon to deal fatalities, you won't stand a chance against me.
>>6038065
Hunting game, eh? Perhaps I should try it sometime.
>>6037854
If that injury is pretty recent, You would soak a bit of Alcohol on your wound with a clean tissue, then cover it instead.
For Infections... I'll need to know what kind of specific infection do you have.
>>6037932
My Master wouldn't do a specific kind of Medicine that it doesn't work after all. Considering that her vast knowledge on that area, together with the Princess were capable of doing a powerful Elixir, even if it was the main reason of why they were banished from their homeland.
Blending with the people is enough on certain tasks, Having to dress yourself with a label is pretty much like insolate ourselves with the common people. and sometimes using a disguise is perfect for mixing with Humans without being noticed.
>>6038048
My advice to you is if I could do it you can too.
>>6038065
No, but good guess. I meant fence to keep me and my comrades safe.
>>6038088
What kind? Kebab has different meaning to me.
I guess she could go Skull-cracking more often
>>6038053
If you want so badly to sharpen your knives just go over the red hedgehog.
Alex saves it for Paula
>>6038102
Infections in my bullet wound got infected and I need it fixed
>>6038117
They'd be too dang busy eatin my chicken!
>>6038117
You son of a bitch!
>>6038117
Oi. You. Why the hell didn't you freeze him?
>>6038088
I don't know if something traumatized me over the summer as a child for something, but that's just how I roll.
>>6038092
Just don't shine a light in its eyes. or fuck with Moose in general. A friend of mine made that mistake once and he almost got killed.
>>6038107
Did you make the Arabs or something pay for it?
>>6038107
That's actually sound advice Soviet. Why not tell him yourself? He could learn a thing or two from a pro.
>>6038117
S-So masculine...
>>6038074
It's my own private quarters, I can keep them wherever I feel.
>>6038086
You were part of the group. I'm not THAT forgetful, you realize.
>>6038102
Why in the world would one be exiled over medicine, of all things?
Among humans. If you're talking about your ears, even my tribe has members far more 'unnatural' looking. Are you really so deadset on not carrying yourself with the appropriate pride?
>would hug Colonel Sanders
He's my favorite.
>>6038117
...
>>6038053
Sorry Ariel was my mistake... ok, no.
>>6038053
Paula's been told that milk is good for the skin! But it's not good for clothes! Gross!
>>6038065
Paula would never hurt a friend consciously! Hehe! So how is friend doing?
>>6038074
I've never forgot. This will be the match I earn it in!
>>6038080
Simple, simple! You place your hand on a table or something then place a knife between the spaces very fast! Paula's only lost at it a few times!
>>6038007
W-what? N-no I'm not... I have a lot of things going through my head but not many of them are like that.
>>6038048
>Kaito covers himself with his hands blushing.
O-oh my... Subaru stop that gaze, hahaha, but you saying that doesn't make me feel confident about this advice.. I'll definitely try it though.
>>6038053
They still count! And they're practical.
>>6038143
Well you must be, because I didn't run up to you with any look on my face.
>>6038117
My hero!
>she gives a big smooch to the girl's cheek
Mwah!
>>6038053
Even on using limited resources, I'm capable of helping with that pain of yours, Lunarian science for someone like you is pretty difficult to understand.
>>6038122
First of all, I'll need the location of the wound.
Is the bullet still stuck? Having there during too much time isn't good news.
>>6037932
She was in danger! We would never do something as crazy as that! Taking a girl from her homes madness!
>>6038148
Even if ya had to choose between me and a fresh bucket of Original Recipe®?
>>6038117
Not much different from bashing a thick headed skull...which seem to be in abundance these days
>>6038107
Literally - a shish kebab! That way, you give him a gift while passive-aggressively insulting him at the same time! Isn't the hero a clever man?
>>6038117
>Our hero begins to slowly weep, assuming a foetal position on the ground.
S-She didn't even relent on the hero, dude, she's... She's INHUMAN!
>>6038137
I don't know what would even traumatise you over the summer in the first place, dude. I gotta say, a friend of mine would love to have the same kinda attitude as you do on the climate - he lives in Russia. Maybe you've seen him around here?
>>6038117
There's the bastard who drew on my face!
>He dives in sword first.
>>6038092
You have a big mouth considering what you are. If you're so confident, why don't you take the first swing? My treat.
>>6038137
If I did the kebabs would pay in blood. Also who are you voting for?
>tfw kinda triggered someone for saying kebab
>>6038139
Who should I tell this advice to?
>>6038180
How about a handshake and some of your Original Recipe® instead of a hug?
>>6038136
Uh...
>>6038117
I see no problems with this assessment at all. Carry on.
>>6038137
So I'll have to employ stealth to take it down without much of a fuss. That's quite alright.
>>6038190
Hmph, if you're so sure you can hit me with that heap of metal, you are free to try.
>>6038143
Better hope your parents don't find out ahaha~
>>6038155
Aww~ it's not healthy to set unrealistic goals Paula! ahaha~ Face it, i'm the only one who you won't be able to get!
i summon a cool oldfag
>>6038184
>claps slowly while chuckling
Amazing... Even though I call them shashlik I like the idea. Will give him a fresh one
>>6038117
With all the chinese cartoons you watched you should have come up with some cool title by now.
I wouldn't want to be on that guy's hit list.
You may be anime but you have yet to master the SHAFT head tilt.
I should tell my security guards to ban these beach balls already.
Where's the violence ? THIS IS TOO PEACEFUL FOR MY TASTES.
>>6038148
You really want to be turned into commercial chicken ?
>>6038236
Ay.
>>6038242
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>6038255
>image because I'm an idiot.
>>6038224
Well? Don't you think it would've been a good idea to, I don't know, encase him in a block of ice or something?
>>6038242
Pfft! I could run a feature length film with this!
>>6038258
WRIGGLEEEE
A
CUTE
>>6038170
You've got one on you even now.
...But it's a moot point, considering I've been outed, now isn't it?
>>6038178
In danger? In DANGER? In all the lands there'd be no safer place for her than among us!
And you're not a very sane person, now are you? Running about, sprouting volcanos out the ground and trying to kidnap baby demons.
>>6038232
My mother has no cares for what my interests are so long as I can do my duties, thank you very much.
>>6038242
Nothing to be concerned about. He'll fall soon enough.
>>6038255
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you.
>>6038177
I don't have one but lets say... Lower back leg
>>6038258
>insert bug fetish ban
>>6038242
Haha, I never get caught doing this.
>>6038221
>He extends a crinkly hand outward, fishing for something beneath his jacket with the other
I think we just made ourselves a deal!
>>6038242
You ain't the first enemy I evah made, and you fah from the mos' powahful. Hope you like the taste a my boots, boy.
>>6038242
>Rin draws a few obscene things on the poster, making sure everyone sees Subaru as a joke
If you're seeing this Subaru, I hope you realise as to why I'm doing this.
If you're the one to speak down on my pride and my family name like you did, you'll pay for it. This might just be a silly prank and an easy way to bully you around, but the next time it'll be something far worse than this.
Bear that in mind.
>>6038267
...
>He gulps
>>6038277
And what's that? Taking out the trash?
>>6038160
It's terrible when you get caught but Paula already exposed your masterplan! You can't escape from that!
>>6038232
You say that now. Continue saying that! Just don't get any tears in Paula's book!
>>6038242
Steam baths are the best! Wouldn't you agree, old man?
>>6038255
Cold weather is the coolest! It's what makes Halloween even more spookier!
>>6038240
>Our hero obnoxiously laughs, placing his hands on his hips.
Shish kebab, shashlik, whatever! Point is, as long as you give him a gift, you'll prove that you can be civil to even your worst enemies! You know what they say - "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"!
>>6038242
H-HEY! PUT THE HERO DOWN, YOU GUYS! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT COOL~!
>>6038255
Nope, a different fella. A guy by the name of Ivan. He comes around here pretty often when I'm not here.
>>6038228
>He picks up the sword easily.
Fine.
>He spins around, and throws it like a giant, deadly boomerang,
>>6038242
Hah. Soon enough, one down.
>>6038255
Protest vote?
>two actually, pretty worth it tbqh
>>6038277
Well no shit. How could I not have a look on my face when you're asking me stupid questions?
>>6038301
Hmpf. Whatever.
If this comes back to bite you in the ass, don't come crying to me.
>>6038305
Oh I won't but I think I found out the secret to cheering you up!
>>6038309
>He simply crouches, then stands up once it passes
I miss Youmu
>>6038242
Saiyans helping each others out I guess.
Stupid idiots think they can ambush someone with a 1200 level Rigshield. Hilarious.
>>6038258
He said a cool one.
Not a super-cool one.
>>6038306
Greece and Armenia will be pleased with this
Who is objectively the best newfag?
>>6038334
B-but...
>>6038318
Hee-right, h-
>>6038334
WHAT.
>>6038339
who are the newfegs?
>>6038334
>>6038350
So that's how it is, huh?
>>6038143
It is because you don't understand the whole context from what happened at that time. You're a bit naive on certain things, don't you? Making an Elixir that defies the concept of Reality from what we know as one, making a person not subject to the bounds of Life and Death.
Do you really think that a Human would accept the Medicine from a Creature they considers as unknown? At it's first sight, they might scare them or on the worst case, attacking you without any regrets.
>>6038334
...Perhaps I should get some rest soon. But first I need a place to safely conceal myself.
>>6038334
...
This doesn't mean a thing. Got it?
>>6038337
I'm sure that Heracles would be mighty pleased about it, but I dunno about Armenia! Either way, you're gonna have a grand time giving him a gift! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>6038279
Don't mention it.
>>6038305
I love Halloween for some reason. I don't really know why, but I just do.
>>6038306
Nah, I don't remember ever meeting him. He sounds pretty cool though.
Damn, unintentional joke.
>>6038315
Basically when you don't a agree with any candidate or you want to show your discontent.
>>6038305
My master plan? I'm not sure if I even have one of those..
>>6038334
Haha, you two weren't paying attention to your surroundings.
>>6038334
People loves me, People hates me... I dont care, dont mess with the Pope
>>6038357
Hee-ho
>>6038375
I've been here 10 months and Garnet nearly a year.
>>6038277
Oh yeah sure, like you can talk! Accusing me of stealing a girl from her own home! She joined us the same way we all did, out of choice and because we all needed to escape something dangerous. Idiot. From the sounds of it shes been safer with us then you!!
>>6038334
The green skin makes it clear! She's a zombie! Hurry, freeze hey!
>>6038321
Ahahaha! Not much of a secret now! Thanks Ash!
>>6038373
Not surprised. It is one of the best! What is friend going as? Paula has too many ideas in her head.
>>6038381
A plan so masterful that Kaito doesn't even know himself. Truly devilish of a bad boy!
>>6038326
>He gives what might be a grin, or maybe a scowl. It's hard to tell with the bandages.
It looks like you're not quite as stupid as I thought.
>He quickly flips a few hand symbols, and explodes into a puddle.
>>6038334
>That's funny.
What a joke. Guns are garbage weapons.
>>6038390
*ho!
>>6038272
I... I AM NOT CUTE!
>kicku
>>6038288
They were too jealous of my cape. Obviously they just couldn't bear to see how amazing I was so I had to get banned. It's the truth.
>>6038334
Finally, someone gets it.
>>6038392
Still makes you a newfag
>>6038395
You stole a girl from her home?...
>>6038408
It's a deceptive name that no one really cares about anyways
>>6038416
>newfag
Post ancient game placements.
>>6038373
He's cool when you get to know him, but I'm his rival, so... Yeah. It's real cold where he's from, but I don't wanna talk about him.
Don't worry about the jokes - they're real icebreakers, y'know? That one was intentional!
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6038396
Honestly, the most I could ask for is a kiss maybe, but I'm not one to want much..
>Kaito
>>6038303
>She scoffs scornfully.
I oversee, lead, and on rare occasions, instruct and teach the more delicate rituals among our people.
...And on occasion, I'm sent to pacify the odd group of people that would not remain with us.
>>6038318
You're the one playing dumb here.
>>6038360
I know little of lands that aren't my world, and even then I was sheltered in upbringing, it's only natural. Hmh. I can't say I understand why someone would be exiled for making such an impossible thing.
...And if they truly needed it badly enough? They certainly would. If they attack you, you have every reason to defend yourself. The unknown is something everyone must face from time to time.
And you, scaring anyone? You look positively 'cuddly' by comparison to what I'm familiar with.
>>6038395
What sort of calamity could you of all beings have need to escape from? You DARE DISRESPECT the might of the Gishki Tribe, and our willingness to protect our own?
>>6038411
And robbed her family of her.
>>6038408
>>6038375
>If you count Garnet as one, then I sure as hell am too.
>Giski Ariel
>>6038411
No!! Lyna, you remember how eria joined us right?
>dysfunctional heating device