Zootopia General: So that's what happened to Rose Editi

>>6031440
You're a real articulate nigger.

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http://jman0525.tumblr.com/

>>6031440
Sounds like we want a fat thread this time!

>>6031573
I'd prefer a gore thread desu

>>6031440
>filename
Ok, that made me laugh. Wonderfully done, but my god that wrist bone poking out. Ouch.

>>6031500
Did you draw this? If so, well done! Starting out strong.

>>6031440
>(Submissions are due Oct. 27)

Why not just say they're due today?
That'll probably get more anons' attentions to post their submissions.

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Reposting!

Hello darlings! And welcome to Thematic Thursday!

Halloween edition!

Halloween's a day where we cast of normal conventions and celebrate the macabre, indulging in horrific things that normally would terrify us, like vampires, zombies, mummies, and Finding Dory's Oscar chances!

There's a wide range of stories that can take place, from something as sweet as Judy and her sisters trick-or-treating around their neighborhood, to something as sinister as Judy and her sisters trick-or-treating around their neighborhood with Scoutmaster Nick!

And there's no telling how many ghoulish pictures can be made! Characters could dress up in tons of different costumes, OCs could be chased by all manners of horrors, and let's just be honest, there's going to be a billion Vampire Judy pics. A metric billion of them.

I'm your host, ElVRa, and I'm just undying to read your fics!

Remember: if you would like your fic read, just link it on over to me!

>>6031440
Holy hell that's a scary OP.

>>6030429
>>6030442
>>6030452
>>6030458
Mirrors have been disabled for the VRbit because it would kill the framerate and require an inordinate amount of time to be placed on fine tuning the rig.

>>6030660
Listening to this now, AESTHETICanon! Super happy you could join us!

>>6031459
About five thousand dollars riding on Zootopia for the win.

>>6031468
>>6031477
I'M DRESSED AS ELVIRA! MISTRESS OF THE DARK!

Snooki... Sheesh! Read a book! And then stop reading and watch old corny horror movie marathons!

>>6031440
God damn OP, is that yours?

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>>6031440
Now I can believe Rose is fucking dead. Also
>that filename

And now I reshill my TT entry!
A little piece this time, but I never missed a TT and I will not begin now

Oc's are banned In this thread

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>>6031720
Fuck you I upload what I want.

>>6031640
What's your favorite episode of Jersey Shore?

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I want to screw the thicc ewe

>>6031745
Not comic, but mine was when the screen was black and everything was silent.

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>>6031720
whoops my finger slipped

Reshilling for the new thread.

Hey guys it's writeyote! Do you ever wonder what creeps in the corners of your vision? What lurks were light doesn't shine? Learn the truth with my fic The Creeping Tunnel!

http://pastebin.com/rhiT8nzx

>>6031745
Not VRbun, but I prefer Geordie shore.
#Gazzed

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>>6031720
oops

>>6031720
All of them are shit.

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>>6031694
I still love the little pumpkin pail! Well done, A_Signature! Unbroken records are a wonderful thing to have under your belt!

>>6031720
Rude.

>>6031745
RUDE!

>>6031767
Going to be reading this!

>>6031694
>Nick doesn't carry around a bucket for candy because he gives all of his to Judy
Love it! Judy looks so happy with those vampire teeth.

I wonder if Nick is going commando.

>>6031802
Hey, bun!

Did you finally ditch your trailer trash chomper and find yourself a *real* mate yet?

>>6031818
>I wonder if Nick is going commando
Well, it's still Halloween, so I had to include a scary part to the drawing, no?

>>6031802
member?

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>>6031720
No

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>>6031832
Oh absolutely, I met this really suave bunny with these like... Sort of odd, sort of charming stripes on his cheeks and ears.

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>>6031891

>>6031891
Nice!

I'm glad you've finally seen the light and live the way God intended bunnies to live.
You're making your parents proud, Bun!

>>6031813
But that's not rude, I asked you a legitimate question :^)

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It's going to be a spooooky night

>>6031894
needs version where Remmy has a boner

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>>6031953
>Schalke

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>>6031953
>Schalke

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>>6031961
>>6031962

>>6031767
I loved this! Thanks for writing something spoopy!

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>>6031894

>>6031891
BUN IS ONLY FOR RED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6031961
wow, so original and fresh

>>6031943
>All rabbits costumes are sexy clothes
>Even for males
>Especially for males

Nice work Labjer! I like your entry, it put a smile on my face

>>6031720
YOU FOOL

THAT WILL ONLY MAKE THEM MORE PROMINENT

>>6031999
You know, I was going to get into a heated rant about why Bun×Red is shit,
but since your post got trips, everything I say would be invalidated immediately.

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>>6031943
I love it! Poor Calvin-- wanting to buck the trend of rabbit stereotypes, but society keeping him down. I can relate.

>>6032017
Glad you could see things my way friendo

You must reply to this post if you would mating press a bun

>>6032001
Golly gee, where were you when the threads were being spammed with pictures of bread and fat porn?
I'm sure someone like you would have *totally* been able to single-handedly stomp it out with a such a memular post like that.

See? I can do the snarkcasm too.

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>>6032069

>>6031943
You're never to old to do Halloween.

Well done! Love it as always.

>>6032089
>spammed with pictures of bread

That's a new one

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>>6032017
Yes, trips are an instrument of power.
I got the means to fight them only once

>>6031943
I missed...just about everyone, actually. Good shit Lab

>>6031994
Remmy can't taste very good

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Gazelle is for monogamous relationship with her favorite tiger dancer.

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i have no halloween pictures

i have only edge

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>>6032166
Washing wool must be absolute hell. How can he tell if it's clean? How long will it last?

Sheering is a wise decision.

>>6032175
>nik i judy olev
>hssss bang bang
>nik is deadened in jude arm
>'i oelv u' (youtube link)

>>6032167
But they all look the same, how can she tell who is who? Do you think they take turns by pretending to be each other?

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>>6032167
I'm okay with that, although personally prefer Bogo

What are listening to? https://youtu.be/7rbs4iF7e7o

>>6032175
this exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk4SXECvRmk

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October is a comfy month

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsDzZ2-eAqA&list=PLZ6Y-iFclHvaFw2aN8ihtCqso_ic0VAa5

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>>6032175
Well, there is always Vampire Judy pics, easy to search for

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I was gonna post this later, but I may as well do it while the thread is still slow.

TT submission. Heading to a costume party.

>>6032196
Dick sizes anon.

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMGXq9_IQBQ

>>6032259
Nice work Inky!
>Hugh really likes unicorns

>>6032259
Cute as FUCK

So what the hell is Hugh supposed to be?

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>>6032259

>>6032279
>implying they're not all clones, physically identical down to the smallest detail.

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>>6032259
>Percy's bulge

>>6032259
What if Percy met Marty in library on Pack.st

>>6032259
>Count Percula
CUTE! Well done!

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>>6032202
i know that there exists a translated version, but my fanart stash is a complete mess and i can't seem to find it right now. Oh well.

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfwavdqMBno

Where are all the skeletons? I need spooky damn it!

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Hey guys, ScarceJackal here with the afternoon Double Upload. Let the shivery shilling commence.

Episode 1, The Artwork of Patch Houston
http://pastebin.com/afcXtzEE

Episode 2, The Den
http://pastebin.com/GjYBBifP

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>>6032482
bun

>>6032298
>Gazelle paid millions of dollars for genetically purrfect fuck machines that can also dance

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>>6032493
I don't even know with what name call you now
Scarce? Chilly?
>>6032482

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>reminder to keep your bune clean

>>6031640
Hey Bun! Glad you're here!

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post more lewd corset foxes

>>6032535
Chilly's fine. I just thought a Scarce joke was needed for this double shot of fanfic because I have a lame sense of humor.

>>6031943
wolf a boring shit, Aafiya deserves someone better

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRshPCM9lhk

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>>6032565
Ah! My bad

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>>6032535

>>6032551
>corset foxes

>>6032633
Das a cute doggo

>>6032672
>>6032551
>corsac foxes in corsets?

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpHukJfuxtY

we need more finnick and judy

What will happen if Zootopia is confirmed for Kingdom Hearts?

>>6032214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2blmVNXWVBY

I've really been getting into those guys recently despite their music often being overly sweet & cheesy. Also, singing drummers, hell yeah

>>6032720
We need charlie in some xesy corset. Now!

>>6032259
They're all great but I think Hugh is my favorite

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>>6032289
A sexy unicorn.

>>6032287
Thank you!

>>6032306
>>6032342
Glad you like it! I figured with the tooth a Dracula reference would be fitting. I wonder how bats would feel about it though.

>>6032293
>filename
God damn it. I laughed.

>>6032309
I don't see why he'd go to the Pack Street library when there's likely one in Savannah Central, but I imagine he'd feel pretty intimidated even as a pred in a pred-centric area.

Pack Street likely seems scary to outsiders.

Plus Marty's a pretty angry guy. Probably scary.

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>>6032709
more doggo more better

>>6032785
I'd assume it's just a summon.

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>>6032493
I've yet to read The Den but that first fic is very well done
You deserve more (You)s

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>>6032785
Sora uses the unused concept art of characters of Zootopia, in specific, Jack Savage. Cucking fanarts become 10 tiems worse.

>>6032875
>Sora's original lion concept art is used as his new form while in Zootopia
>Teams up with Jack Savage
>They get along great
>Fujoshi on both sides latch on
>Sora is shipped endlessly with Jack
>Jack is never seen as straight again

GOOD END

>>6032843
Charlie doing some hustling with Nick and Finnick
I mean Nick knows everybody right?

>>6032914
I'm alright with this

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My turn for TT!

I'm actually really happy with this one. It turned out way better than I was expecting and I somehow drew paws. Faces next.

Also the first time I've successfully drawn Judy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bmec1VVYxw

>>6032259
>that tiny fang for Percy's vampire outfit
I want to cuddle all of these guys. Cute stuff as always, based piggu.

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>>6032839
His was...interesting to say the least. Probably meant for a girl.

>>6032997
Thanks. Glad you liked it!

>>6033025
Shorty Squad has too many unicorns.

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>>6032259
>tfw shit country without halloween

>>6032987
That's fantastic!

i got lungs.

>>6033025
Kek

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>>6033033
Way too many.

And it's weird. They all look like skunks.

So I'm behind on all this OC crap can some one give me the rundown and porn?

>>6033140
Can you be more specific? There are so, so many.

>>6033039
Where are you from?

>>6033084
i got cuck

>>6033151
The girls I guess they all look androgynous

How are you anons feeling today

>>6033187
Lonely, miserable

>>6033187
pretty gay

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>>6033187
Pretty spooked

>>6033187
cucked

>>6033187
Still fucking sick

Fuck bronchitis yo

>>6033179
just vague enough not not be helpful

>>6033187
>>6033209
Same.

>>6032236
Its cold enough to wear a scarf. I love scarves. They're comfy.

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>>6033187
>pic related

Doujin otter dude here, i am at work currently but since today is TT do you want me to scan n dump the doujin today or do it tomorrow?

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Shhhh
Let the comf flow through you.

>>6031440
What character is this raccoon? Is it Rose? Are they from the movie?

>>6033407
Whatever you wanna do dude. If you wanna wait until tomorrow than I'm sure we can wait

>>6033209
I feel I'm in no position to give advice and I don't know if you want any, but are you a student still?
>>6033249
I hope you feel better soon
>>6033238
It is that time of year I guess

>>6033048
Thanks, dude!

>>6033393
I love scarves too. Weather's not quite there yet for me, somehow, but I'm looking forward to it.

>>6033413
Racoonfag. He wrote stoutwell and maybe other stuff?

>>6031440
For a second, looking at this, it looked like Rose wasn't wearing any pants because of how similar the colors are.

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>>6033411
couldn't agree more

>>6033468
Di you think he was raped before, after, or during his mauling?

>>6033528
the better question is what zombie did he rape to get the undead std

>>6033528
>Rose
>he

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Ship’s log, 1400 hours, October 5th 1960

It has come to my attention that something is not right.

The sea is rougher than usual so near to land, and I’ve not caught sight of the Eastland hills through the mists, though we should be nearly upon them. I’ve tried to keep the ship in a holding pattern until this weather clears, but there’s always work to be done below deck and I can’t be giving out orders all the time. I need my men to operate.

This vessel is carrying five tons of cargo meant for Zootopian trade. Stagsdale & Metcalf hasn’t been doing well lately – that’s what we get for remaining a small, independent company in this day and age. I simply hope our cargo doesn’t spoil before we reach land, as these churning seas are giving us a more difficult journey than usual.

>>6033605
You have my interest

Continue

>>6033187
pretty okay, actually

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>still not even half done with a tt submission
>getting seconds thoughts over the thing

>>6033605

Ship’s log, 900 hours, October 7th 1960
It’s been two days, but the seas are finally beginning to clear. My men tell me the smell some peculiar scent, especially for this season, on the waves, but none can place it. I wonder if they are drinking more than usual, and have restricted access to alcohol for the remainder of our voyage. After all, these men are working on this ship, not sailing for the fun of it.

Mr. Hopper briefly met me in my cabin last night, more nervous than I’ve ever seen him. He was clutching his cap and his long ears were drooping down as if weighted with lead. I rose to greet him and he took a step back, then explained he hadn’t been sleeping. Apparently, he had been hearing things in his bed at night. I smiled and asked him which of the twelve other mammals on board was keeping him up, and he laughed briefly.

“Not a mammal, I think. Perhaps a leak, perhaps a need for repairs in the starboard hull?”

I nodded at him and told him I would have the ship examined once we reached the docks at Lion’s Tail. In fact, I told him I’d give the crew and extra day’s shore leave in Savannah Central when we make port.

This seemed to placate him, and he left my quarters droning on about the fresh food and the smiling faces.

I suppose I must admit we had all been lacking in both lately.


Ship’s log, 100 hours, October 8th 1960

I hear it. At first I thought it to be a bumping or scraping of a loose piece of machinery or hatch, and then it made another sort of sound. There was no rhythm to it that followed the rhythm of the sea, so I knew it not to be a fixture or personal effect that hadn’t been battened down.

I will listen for a minute longer, then I must sleep.

>>6031720
>banned
>in /trash/

>>6033413
Rose is the dead skunk in the background. She's a drawfag that left a while ago, I believe.

am want do thing but not know when

evens - do now
odds - do later
dubs+ - don't do

>>6033629
>>6033682
Continue creating, anons

>>6033636
you have our attention.

>>6033636

Ship’s log, 1200 hours, October 8th 1960

The crew were hiding something from me. They turned away when I approach, and their voices fell to whispers.

I soon found out that Mr. Hopper went overboard early in the morning. Did I sleep through a patch of rough water? I called for him for hours, as did the other men when instructed, but I heard nothing back but my own voice. The sky is dark for this hour, and the waves gently lick, black as a crow’s eye, against the hull. I fear a storm, so I set the crew to prepare while I kept trying to find a sign of Mr. Hopper.

While I peered into the ocean, I heard the sound again, louder, and whipped around to see nothing, the deck abandoned and the men gone below to prepare for the storm.

I pray we make port in Zootopia tomorrow. The seas have been ever more tranquil since this morning.


Ship’s log, 1800 hours, October 8th 1960

This is peculiar. I am an elk, sturdy of build and rarely do I fall ill. But there is something off about my horns tonight. Shedding season is not for another two or three months, yet like a loose tooth my horns wobble and a dull pain grows in my head. I fear lying down this evening that they might be torn off – an injury would be an unpleasant way to begin shore leave.


Ship’s log, 200 hours, October 9th 1960

I hear it again. Louder now. When I close my eyes tightly and focus solely on the sound, I could swear I hear a voice. I wagered it could be another crewman talking but I do not recognize the timbre, and it seems to come from below rather than to the sides. The only area below my quarters is for cargo. I shall check the cargo tomorrow morning.

A stowaway, perhaps?

>>6033649
So this thread is a circlejerk that has nothing to do with the movie?

>>6033682
>>6033700
Welp, furry smutfic it is then.

>>6033700
DAAAMN, you fucked up

>>6032867
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>6033733
Who's getting smutted?

>>6033736
It's not my dubs that counts, the anon rolled simple evens

>>6033744
Bellwether x Nick.

A few anons wanted me to finish that thing anyways.

>>6033780
Oh fucking yes.

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>>6033605
>>6033636
>>6033706

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>>6033780

>>6033706

Ship’s log, 900 hours, October 9th 1960

This is not a fishing vessel. Why then do I smell such acridity on the air? The sea has been still all morning and uncommonly dark, and the mist gives us enough visibility that we have begun sailing toward Zootopian harbors again.

This morning I will inspect the cargo. The men are sure it’s nothing, the imagination of a bored mind, but I am sure of what I heard. They turn from me with their languid motions and I wonder if they’ve found their way into the drink again, though I locked the cabinet.

Why else would they appear so gaunt, so ill at ease, yet so red in their ears and skin, blushing with racing blood, other than drink?


Ship’s log, 1200 hours, October 9th 1960

It’s time to eat. But I cannot, I have lost my appetite for the day.

Disaster has struck.

I went into the cargo hold this morning to check for the origin of the sound. I heard nothing at first, but then I saw the state of the cargo and became distracted.

It was first that the smell hit me, unlike any other. When I was younger I worked in a diner by the sea and I would often be tasked with menial jobs. This scent was like that of the diner’s store of fish gone bad after a refrigerating unit broke one evening.

My head ached all throughout my time in the hold, and as I examined the crates I noticed them bulging and leaking. Was this not, then, the source of the sound? The smell of the cargo nearly overtook me. There was a film about the room, the quality of slime, and the jellied ichor leaking from the crates seemed indicative of some rottenness about the food.
This means the entire voyage has been a financial waste. I worry to say it could mean the end of the company. Perhaps I shouldn’t return home after all.

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>>6033707
Oh, you're one of those. That's just how it is here, dunno how it all started, but if you want only strict movie related discussion and fanart, there's always the zootopia subreddit.

>>6033706
>>6033827
>zootopian body horror
yes please

>>6033827
Man I see some mold and almost lose my shit. Stories like these make me want to kill myself

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>>6032218

>>6033849
Thanks

>>6033827

Ship’s log, 1500 hours, October 9th 1960

The men complain of illness. They grow tired of these days at sea – already we are a week behind schedule. I have not yet told them of the spoilage, so as to keep morale high. I have not been well today either. My head throbs and I hear the sounds from the cargo hold even on deck. The sky is not right, and the sea reflecting it is the same. We may have lost our bearings, and the old ways of navigation are useless without stars in the sky. I think we must be beneath a cloud bank, of some dark, smoky cloud that bears us ill will.

I have not eaten all day. Perhaps when dinner comes I will invest in my health and eat something despite the sickness that we seem to have contracted.


Ship’s log, 2100 hours, October 14th 1960

I have diligently kept these logs, but I fear I can do so no longer.

My crewmen have all fallen deep into sickness. They lie in their beds and stare at the ceiling, flush with vital color but in torpor as if feverish. Three more men fell overboard. Still there is no sight of the lights of Zootopia’s harbors.

The throbbing in my skull has grown worse, and I fear my horns will rip with a good deal of my scalp if I do not see them treated. Perhaps when the crew is well I can ask for their help.

I need my men to operate.

>>6033885

(Final,1 of 2)

Ship’s log, 0000 hours, October 19th 1960

One last entry. There is something I must do.

As my crewmen melted into their beds over the last few days, I decided to investigate the cargo. Perhaps some hint of salvage could placate my fears of loss. If the rot is carved free, there may be some salvageable product yet still.

When I descended into the hold, I heard the sound; the whispers, the sighs. I thought nothing of it, only slowly remembered that the origin of our cargo was illegal, and the cargo itself suited for the black market. It was a good memory, and good news. Such merchants cannot complain about the state of product on arrival, for they must sell it to eager mammals.

I examined the crates and thought of all the work that must have gone into packing them. In each crate, a dozen mammals or more. Predator, prey; it did not matter in their state.

But the rot changes things.

I knew my eyes bulged with curious intent as I neared the crate deepest in the hold. The lights had ceased to work days ago, and I had only the beam of my flashlight to guide me. The sounds of the sea faded as I neared it, and only the sounds filled my ears. I could almost make out what they were saying. The crate seemed to throb in rhythm, and I know this to be a sign of most advanced spoilage.

I pried open the side of the crate and was met with a great spillage of fluids which poured onto my legs and fur. The smell was stronger than ever, and I grew dizzy the closer I stood. Dark red aspic shuddered around on the inside of the panel I opened.

There inside the crate, something miraculous had happened.

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New TT blind read through!

It seemed like such a simple night-- a story we've all heard before. Nick and Judy, coming back from a Halloween party, stopping to revisit a place they once knew. When they discover an ancient passage long overlooked, curiosity gets the better of them! Will they find out what lurks within those incomprehensible caves? Will Judy be able to escape its depths and return to the surface? Am I "reading too deep" into this story? Find out in The Creeping Tunnel, by writeyote!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/rhiT8nzx

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/the-creeping-tunnel

>>6032236
A super comfy month! Oh man, I hope it gets cold enough that I can wear a scarf out!

>>6032259
AHHHHH! THE CUTEST PERCY!

And Maxine obviously just bought that from a store.

But Hugh's rocking it as a... whatever the hell he's dressed up as.

>>6032987
That's wonderfully done, Knight! The paws definitely do look awesome!

>>6033238
That's a horrific drawing. But wonderfully detailed!

>>6033605
>>6033636
>>6033706
>>6033827
>>6033885
>>6033959
I have a lot to catch up on. This seems super interesting.

>>6033959

(Final, 2 of 2)

Where the ship’s manifest would plainly record twelve bodies, some two thousand pounds of variegated meat, sat one great mass. The object itself confirmed what I supposed it might be through its throbbing and beating. I felt my horns slough from my head as I beheld the great glistening mass of flesh.

It was a heart. A vast heart, larger than a whale’s, six feet on all sides and live, though it had no reason to be. It had a strange anatomy to it, beset as it was by blight, and what were once limbs were now arteries.

I am writing this final entry for those who find our ship at port, or derelict upon the black waves, more still now than in a mug on a desk. As I write, I hear the sound – the voice, now I know it – next time and I feel my fur inundate with the stench exuding from the crate in the back of the hold. It is next to me, and it is glorious. When I gaze up at it, I feel its call, its fitful pulse and its pull upon my will. It knows me. It knows I am not the captain of this vessel. It knows the captain died long ago, and that I am of Stagsdale stock.

I know that when I stop writing, I shall disrobe and join myself within it. I am hornless and I am soft, and I shall be a product the envy of all other men, my flesh shall beat as one inside the being’s heart, transmuted from so much rotten flesh.

I shall transcend the confines of my species.

Reading about an entire crew of people rotting and dying of sickness while sick is fucking surreal.

>I just realized.
>We are getting Pack Street Halloween episode
>Arent we?
>Please

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>>6034014

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>>6034031
Holy shit.

I want this now.

>>6034046

Hello and thank you.

The piece is titled "At Home on Board" as in the first attached image.

>>6033991

If you would like to record a blind reading of this piece, please do.

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>>6034014
>>6034076

That was very very good, anon.
What is your name, mysterious author?

>>6034046
I have a sudden desire to write a Darkest Dungeon version of Zootopia.

Has anyone heard from TT anon yet?

I thought he was supposed to be back just a little bit before today's TT.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8397157

What is with all the "Judy cheats on Nick" fics?

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*teleports behind u*

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>>6034076
Can do!

>>6034014
Creepy shit. Wonderfully descriptive, his horns falling off was fucking gross. Well done!

>>6034129
They're called cuckfics, anon.

How new are you?

>>6034129
It provides ample justification for Nick to get with whatever lady the author wishes, as well as providing vindication for Judy getting horribly, horribly raped my multiple Reds until she gives up everything to be the Pred-hole she was destined to be.

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>>6034131
*turns around suddenly and grabs u by the throat*

"heh, too slow, kid"

>>6034128
If I remember correctly he said he would return the first days of November

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>>6034178
nothing personnel...kid....

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>>6034129

>>6034174
I think the only place where Judy gets along with someone else after Judy fucks his shit up is here, everywhere else Nick forgives her off of "You saved me". Hell, even if you consider WildeSkye and WildeMeyer fics that spawned off this place, most are still WildeHopps with a third guy existing solely to put drama.

>>6034218
*Accidentally sprays them*

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>>6034090

"No one voted for me until I put on the mask."

I thought it best the story be presented anonymously. The writer is me, anon. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Happy Halloween.

>>6034218
Don't stare directly into it.

>>6034239
*sprays on u*

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>>6034239
Nah. I'm sure he has better control than that.

>>6034253
The abyss might just stare back.

>>6034291
*sprays on u*

>>6034248
Well, I certainly didn't expect it. Like I said, good work Canidae!

>>6034253
>Don't stare directly into it.
"And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."

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>>6033157
Poland... can't into halloween

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>>6034253

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>>6034218
>>6034253

>>6034014
It feels like very little was done to make this more than just "horror story that happens to be in Zootopia"

>>6034187
So what do we do until then for TT?

>>6034347

I'm sorry anon, I tried to make it feasible to be happening in the same world, but the ship setting made for less tie in possibilities. I had meant to tie in more references to the city proper, but length was an issue.

I will endeavor to find what it is that makes a story quintessentially Zootopian.

>>6033636
This reminds me of a game I played where you captained a boat in a sea under the earth. Can't remember the name though.

>>6034391
>That mass?
>Nick's grandfather

>>6034391
>quintessentially Zootopian
The first thing that comes to mind is the fact that the architecture integrates species-specific and inter-species technology and accommodations. Such as Hippo water-escalators, or multiple sizes of seating in a restaurant.

>>6034451
Actually, Now I want to make a Sunless Sea version of Zootopia.

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>>6034381
ur fat mom kys kuk fgt

>>6032987
simple and pretty. i like

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>>6034491
DID SOMEONE SAY FAT?

>>6034248
Amazing work Canidae, that was an awesome bit of creepy there. Hopefully the rest of my eldritch spooky stories will be able to match it.

>>6034451
BTW Sunless sea got the Zubmarine expansion lately. Going to go back to the Neath under the Neath?

Or you could wait until Sunless Skies comes out.

>>6034451

Sunless Sea. It was a little too slow for my liking.

>>6034477

That's hard to do on a boat in the 60s, but my understanding was that a given vessel would be classed for a specific size grouping of mammals, and that there would be little need to overtly reference what would have been humdrum to the characters.

I also imagined the time period as being before society had perfected cohabitation of huge and tiny mammals in ever structure/vehicle/etc.

Maybe I just made some mental conclusions readers didn't make, so I'll be more careful next time.

>>6034528

Thanks a lot, I'm sure you'll do great.

>>6034046
I wondered if someone would get some Lovecraft in here. I was not disappointed. Well done.

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>>6034519

>>6034561
There are also some others at the beginning of the thread

>>6031767
>>6032493

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>>6034332
>>6034336
>>6034320

>>6032493

The Artwork of Patch Houston was the story that inspired me to go ahead and write something for this TT after missing the last one. Thanks Jackal!

>>6034551
My conclusion was that Zootopia was made with all species in made from the start. Instead of simply being for both Lions and Zebras first. Then expanding as more species joined.

Maybe you could even make a "Anthropological?" study of Zootopia where you can tell when something was built post or pre-rodent immigration.

>>6034589
freeballing it to a party. kinky.

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>>6031720
k

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>>6034655
>dem stocking...

>>6034643
maybe he's hoping to get some action

or maybe he's just a sick fuck

>>6034696
Them comfy thighs.

>>6034655
DAMN...

Reposting my Thematic Thursday submission for the afternoon thread!

Polish up your cyber-arm and get your Ares Predator back from the pawn shop, it's time for another Shadowbun fic!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393707

Shadowbun: A Ghost Story


"It's Halloween, and Julienne Lacaune has a few hours before curfew to visit her friend Beverly. They had planned to just tell scary stories in front of the fire, but three burglars decide to crash the party."

As always, I would love to get any comments or feedback you might have on my work.

>>6034655
wouldn't surprise of gazelle's early photoshoots were a bit more daring than they are probably "now".

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>>6034724
never shill without a picture, sweetheart.

>>6034322
You poor Slavic bastard. I shed a single freedom tear for you…

>>6034620
That's super awesome, glad I actually managed to inspire someone else to join in!

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>>6034491

>>6034751
>There's rumors of Gazelle Pornos, back from in the days when she was starting out.
>But that's all they are, rumors.
>No one has been able to actually get their hands on one.
>They say that Gazelle's PR manager pulled some favours and got the ZBI to personally destroy every copy of her early days "indiscretions".
>And that's why Gazelle simply seems to appear one day, popular as fuck and no-one knows why.

>>6034589
Max and Percy will dream about it tonight. The only question is, will they like it?

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>>6034811
that's not how it went, anon.

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>>6034811
>and no-one knows why
Nick does though, or maybe I should say Ferrel Focks does

>>6034589
Well, as long as there's no unicorn pink jeweled butt plug involved I don't see why he's so embarrassed.

>>6034774

Easier said than done with my fics, but I'll try to put something together when I get home. Or should I just pick a random Zootopia meme?

>>6034910
yeah, if you're struggling, just some animated gif / webm should draw attention. you deserve it, anon.

>>6034218
other side when

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>>6034869
>>6034870
why not both?
maybe the only way Nick could help Gazelle was by sleazy media, maybe those photo-shoots, and after that, Nick went through every media agent who'd be interested in her

>>6033411
>Nick is totally copping a feel

>>6034993
I don't really think Nick would that do this to his GF at the time. Neither would Mr Big allow his Nicky to be associated with some loose slag because it would upset mama.

>>6034928

Oh fuck, it's got to be animated? I was just going to do a clever Photoshop onto a frame from the new Ghostbusters movie.

>>6035041
what if the studio belongs to mama Big?

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smooch

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>>6035100
l-lewd...

You think wolves can see ghosts

>>6035100
What if bunnies are like the Asari and they frown upon mating with other bunnies?

>>6035100
As is demonstrated here and elsewhere, bunnies are perfectly designed to boop other bunnies. Have you ever seen a rabbit smooch a fox? No. Because it's not natural.

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>>6035175
>You know wolves can see ghosts
ftfy
also, their howling drives them away

>>6035209
Tell that to my bunny bf faggot

t. fox

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>>6035100
chu!

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>>6035209

>>6035261
Have you got the other realistic bun pics?

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>>6035209
Little bunbun, I hear you have desire to kiss deeply a fox?

>>6034724
This was a pretty fun read! Rainy cyberpunk zootopia is a cool setting.

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>>6035296

>>6035242
Are you using the computer in the house you broke into?

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>>6035314

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>>6035328

>>6035315
No, I'm using the computer in my apartment that I pay rent for with the money I saved up over months of working at my shitty job because most good jobs don't hire preds because "muh safe family friendly image."

Prey don't realize how easy they have it. Even my bf acknowledges that

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>>6035300

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>>6035337
>Real
Yes, sure.

>>6035337
Fox looks like it's bullying the bun. Good job fox.

>>6033991
If you don't mind critique of your reads: you seem to be having a lot of odd clicking noises this one.

>>6033991
>>6035419
Check your dB levels when recording bun. I don't think it's a clipping issue (sounds like it could be a bad cord) but it's always a good reminder

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>>6034838
Tough call.

>>6034890
I'm tempted to draw that, but something tells me that's where he draws the line.

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>>6035419
>>6035462
Always look forward to critiques of my reads! Its the only way to get better!

Gah, more crackle! That sucks!

I think it must be the cord, or the USB port: I'm using my laptop, and this thing desperately needs to be put through a washing machine.

Should the cord be tied in a certain way?

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Patch goes with a fairly spooky costume this year.

>>6035521
>Should the cord be tied in a certain way?

You need to wrap your cords carefully. Don't wrap it like you're coiling up a garden hose. You know, like, elbow to hand. You need to be careful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ4ZKkJ_HxE

>>6035521
I should ask, are you using an XLR or a quarter inch?

>>5978552

Not TT related, but I've written more, so I'll post this here now.

>Nick paces nervously back and forth in his apartment
>Waiting for Judy to drop Becky off
>He had put on his only good clothes besides his dress blues
>Nice shirt and tie, dress pants
>He hadn’t seen her in years. Didn’t know how she would react
>Suddenly doorbell rings
>With a deep breath, Nick answers the door
>Becky standing there
>She still doesn’t look the best from that afternoon
>At least she had found some clothing though, not just a blanket
>There’s a brief pause as the two look at each other
>Suddenly Becky’s paw snaps out and lands across his face
>Nick stumbles back in surprise
>”Five years, Nick. Five years since we heard anything from you!”
>Nick rubs his cheek and straightens himself out
>”I sent money back for you and mom.”
>”Yeah. And that’s the only way we knew you were alive.”
>Nick mumbles out a “Sorry.”
>”That’s a start at least.”
>”So how’s mom?”
>”She’s doing fine. We talk at least once a week you know. By phone. She still lives in the same house. With the same number.”
>”Alright. I get the hint. I’ll… I’ll talk to her after this.”
>”Good. She misses you, you know.”
>Nick realizes the two of them have been standing in the entryway
>Moves aside to let Becky in
>Closes the door behind her
>”So Becky… Can I get you a bee-”
>Nick realizes what he was about to say by instinct, getting flustered and correcting himself
>”I mean something to drink? Water? Soda?”
>”Just water is fine.”
>Nick leads Becky to his couch to sit while he goes to get water
>He takes a few moments in the kitchen to right his head first
>Never let them see they get to you was hard when it was his sister
>Taking the two glasses of water, he heads back out and sits next to Becky
>Puts one of the glasses down in front of her

>>6035511
They sure dream realistic skunk anatomy.
Have they 'searched for information' on the Internet?

>>6035587
My, my she has got curves.

>>6035511
Well, we know what Max & Percy's dreams were about, but what about Hugh himself?

Does he have anyone to dream about?

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>>6035257
smooch

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>>6033187
Pretty goddamn shitty. I'm still feeling bad from fucking myself out of a dream job, and then I found out I tanked a major quiz. I might just go to bed now.

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>>6035686
smooch

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>>6035637
YES

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>>6035100
>>6035257
>>6035686
>>6035749
pls... stop...

>>6035587
What the hell kind've animal is that supposed to be annyway?

>>6035587
Neat! Even her hat has bones. Also, what >>6035644 said.

>>6035790
Silver fox

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>>6035749
>>6035783
smooch

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>>6035790
Silver Fox anon-kun.

>>6035800
>>6035644
Thanks, she doesn't usually wear anything other than her regular outfit so her natural fox shape tends to be hidden under layers of clothing.

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New TT blind read through!

They were supposed to have made dock in Zootopia a week ago, and the crew of the ship is flushed with sickness. All members of the crew work feverishly to keep the ship working properly, but there is something deep within them all that threatens to consume them. What fate befell the lost crew? What manner of decay has stricken the captain? Does anyone else ship Mr. Hopper and Elk Captain? Find out in At Home On Board, by LovelyMayor (it turns out)!

Screenshot here:
http://imgur.com/fSV0H1z

Read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/at-home-on-board

>>6035609
I'm going to try and coil this the next time I do a read through. I hope that helps!

>>6035628
Quarter inch. I don't have a mixing board to plug in an XLR.

Maybe that'll be my next investment...

>>6035587
Patch is pretty skill at body painting! Though I wonder whether she's going to be allowed to Trick or Treat like that in public.

>>6034358
This is too cute! Thanks for finding this!

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>>6035587
>trying to tell an arson detective what's flammable and what's not

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Well this is a good thread. But now it is late for me. My TT entry already shilled, I go to bed. I can't wait to see tomorrow all the entries that will be posted tonight.
Good night /ztg/ and good TT!

>>6035898
Woo! Will listen to it later!

>>6035898
It's actually a full body spandex suit with some bones painted on. Painting on her own fur would require the extra hours it would take to wash it off and that's just a bit too much more effort than this for her.

>>6035926
Honestly he should know better, lord knows what's in the paints she was using too.

>>6035707
Tomorrow's another day.

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>>6035939
Sleep tight bunner!

>>6035940
Hope you like it! It was super fun to read!

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>>6035949
>implying Fournier cares

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>>6035986
Holy FUCK, I just noticed he slit his wrist with his own fucking badge.

>>6035898
There's a lot less crackle here, which could either mean the crackling in the last recording was just noise interference, or the wire wasn't fully snug in the jack.

That coiling technique is for when you're storing your cords by the way.

Since you're using a quarter inch instead of an XLR, that could explain the crackles. Noise interference and all that. I will say, if the cord is bad then there's not much you can do.

You don't need a whole mixing board. Just get a cheap USB audio interface that has at least one XLR input and an XLR cable. I like to use sweetwater.com for my audio needs. They ship very fast and they also put candy in the shipping box which always makes me smile.

>>6035898
>>6036016
Also, I'm curious. Do you have your phone close to the cord/USB adapter? Because if so that's almost definitely it.

Also, this might not be an issue but I recommend recording further away from your computer.

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>>6035707
Poor anon. I hope things start picking up for you soon.

How about some spooky music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2g6uWKrqSM

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>>6036016
>>6036061
Sweetwater is where I get my sound guy all his stuff! I'll order something from there based on his suggestion.

I'm using the USB cable that came with my Razer Seiren. I think its definitely my USB jack: when I record on my desktop, the crackle doesn't appear.

Recording further away from the computer? I'm guessing because of the snapping of my mouth? Its very annoying to me, but other than drinking lots of water and eating an apple before recording, I just gotta change the way I talk and try backing up.

>>6035707
What was the job?

>>6036072
"Why does that apron have a different logo?"
"That's mah necked apron!"

>>6036159
NOAA. I never cared about my GPA through my college career as long as it was passing, and then I go and find out that you need a 3.0 to be seriously considered.

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>>6036012
Nah, that would be way too melodramatic, even for him. I think he's just holding on to it.

>>6036121
Actually I suggested recording away from your computer to cut down on noise interference. Again, don't really think it's an issue. Was just a suggestion.

The snapping of the mouth is unfortunately just something you need to learn to work around. I didn't really notice it in that recording though.

Don't go overboard on the audio interface. No use in spending hundreds of dollars for something like this (unless you want to of course). You should be able to find one that works for your needs at around 50 bucks. XLR cables usually run 10-30 depending on the cable

Also, does your laptop use wifi? That also could be the issue. I recommend trying a test recording with the wifi turned off to see if that fixes the issue.

>>6036072
>The pie's expression changes to fit Gideon's line of thought
Pls