/sug/ Steven Universe General - Pearl Edition Last Thread:

>>6024530
Jasper is fat

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LAPIS BLOWS

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lapiven

>>6024540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

Rip POEL ANON

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>>6024546
Jasper doesn't know when to quit

http://www.strawpoll.me/11514532
Important poll

what if your dad saw you watching this show and he beat you

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>>6024560
How will Jasper react when she sees THIS?

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>>6022466
I hope it was worth the wait.

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oro has been drawing more sexy times lately

>>6024583
saucy

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BALDING (TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE)

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>>6024582

>>6024582
>this planet ruins everything

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Pearl in a swimsuit is cute.

>>6024580
been there done that

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>>6024583
Sure was

Nice finger, btw

>>6024607
wow, that is cute.

>>6024555
I'll do some digital requests but here is a non digital thing I did.

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>>6024582
LAPIS I'M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, BUT WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS TOGETHER

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>>6024530
Pearl is by default best gem because she's tall, thin and white.

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>>6024631
oops

>>6024640
Not a big fan of tiddy pearl except in very special circumstances.

>>6024659
If you feel like it, I'd appreciate some doc.

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>>6024639
>dirty quartz

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>>6024278

What if Jasper ate a fucking pinecone

>>6024687
dude

>>6024600
Only one of these is bald(ing)

>>6024615
Yeah, just clipped my nails yesterday, so I avoided that meme.

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>>6024594
What's going on in this one

>>6024687
I'd fuse with her

>>6024687
She'd probably like it.

I imagine Jasper and Amy having similar tastes.

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/sug/ check this!

>>6024723
>

>>6024723
>23
weak

>>6024687
She would enjoy the feeling of it scraping along the walls of her digestive track and be lovingly reminded of the months Lapis spent tearing her asshole apart when she shits it out

>>6024723
not even a cool number like 58

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I hate this planet and myself

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>>6024600
Their fusion is endgame and will put Bald Steven to shame

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>>6024723

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>>6024660
True

Not enough appreciation for DFC

>>6024713
Lapis is a poor single mom and Jasper is her pimp?

>>6024736
36 is a lame number

>>6024758
holy god

>>6024758
OOOOHHHHHHH

>>6024757
That's now my shitty AU I'm taking from you

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>>6024758
>58

I didn't even plan that, what the fuck

>>6024777
SHIIIITTTTTTTT
DOS
DOS

>>6024758
Oh sht
>>6024777
>777

>>6024737
What's wrong anon?

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>>6024758
>>6024777

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was it rape?

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>>6024758
I peed a little

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>Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, and Lapis go to a movie.
>This plays after the trailers and before the movie.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53s13hXBX8w

How do they react?

>>6024758
>>6024777
CHECKED

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>day training with pearl
>you put in all your effort, you're tired
>pearl doesn't see your effort
>you don't get a pearl point
>pissed off you shove your hand in her pouch
>feelsgood.jpg
What do you pull out?

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>>6024758
>>6024777
>>6024788
G-guys...I'm scared.

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>>6024758
>>6024777

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>>6024676
these will be lazy

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>>6024758
Yooooo!
>>6024777
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>6024814
Her feminine penis

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>>6024723

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Contemplate the power of new matured 『ROSE QUARTZ』

https://youtu.be/8ID1plssS4s

>>6024834
lazy, but cute

>>6024847
fuck off

>>6024545
What did anon mean by this?

>>6024847
Please, take this curse away from me

it makes sense that everyone here would constantly spaz out over numbers since you're all autistic

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This will be an endgame weapon
The main CG fused with Steven's physical weapon

>>6024814
Left over slime from her nasty clam

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>>6024886
feg off

>>6024773
Please produce some poor single mom Lapis and pimp Jasper content

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if I don't get dubs I will rape your waifus tonight

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>>6024814
steven

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>>6024814
>Pull out pic related.

I'd think about asking her where on Earth she got one, but the universe has taught me that asking such questions is usually a bad idea.

And yes, I'd use for fun.

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>>6024924
I'd like to see you try btch

>>6024814
a leaf that i can snowball with friends

>>6024922
Give me time. It will be done

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Would you purge with Opal?

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>>6024971
>Nopal

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>>6024928
ToD was shit and made Ratchet being a Lombax a serious thing when it was just a joke about this fuzzy creature with all these guns. The new writer is shit and turned the franchise from Red Dwarf to a shitty space opera for kiddies.

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>>6024928
Okay, but what the fuck is that?

>>6024971
I'd hold her hair back for her

>>6024980
Opal more like owned-pal

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>>6024631
Pearl going too fast.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>6025020

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>>6024987
That's nice of you, anon

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Post edge.

>>6024998
I'll find you.

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>>6025077
endgame

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>>6025012

Good night, /sug/!

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>>6024986
It's a plot device from Ratchet and Clank Tools of Destruction that was used by the main characters species which were never important before that game to banish a race of terrible creatures that were so evil they had to be put in a barren dimension yet despite being so big and bad were never mentioned until this game which is like the fifth mainline game.

ToD wasn't very good. It looked pretty but most of the planets and weapons were boring, all style no substance which is terrible considering how imaginative the ps2 games were and the usually cynical and witty writing took a hit because they hired a professional writer.

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>>6025086
>bismuthless edit

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>>6025041

>>6025086
Bismuth bashes babies, bismuth be best

>>6025077
Why did Cheese Sandwich make that face?

Is making brunch orgasmic

>>6025077
do spoon, waffle, milk carton, pizza, and hamburger just fuck off during the endgame fusion orgy

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>>6025086

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>>6025095

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>>6025108

>>6025114
She's just surprised

>>6025118
Explain this bullshit Samantha pepper

>>6025137
>sam pepper
gets me every time

>>6025130
>she

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>>6025127
>lapisless edit
a little better

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>>6025077
CHEESE BREAD AS PRETTY AS CAN BE
CHEESE BREAD PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

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>>6025153
how DARE you

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>>6025041

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>>6025100
Oh, okay I get it!.......
>>6025153
I really wanna destroy your anus cause I hate your opinion.

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>>6025173

>>6025173
If Steven flashed that zukepis at me I'd scream and slap it out of his hand

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>>6025153

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>>6025202
Really?

>>6025197
I'd shred it up and send him to his room

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>>6025235
i wish

>>6025202
Erase Jasper Peridot and Lapis and we re good

>>6025250
ok, going back in the right direction.
I'd still prefer the original.

>>6025250
I hope you made the edit where everyone is gone

>>6025257
HW haters give it up

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So what happened to Russia?

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>>6025257

>>6025276
Rose Quartz happened, it's why she's so OP.

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>>6025257
i got u

Who is cuter, Ruby or Sapphire?

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>>6024530
I've been so fucking stressed lately and just seeing this clip brightened my day up so much.

>>6025316
a JEJ

>>6025323
Ruby

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>>6025323
Sapphire.

Terrible question, desu

>>6025323
Rub

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>>6025323
Ruby. It's not even close.

>>6025326

if i saw a clip of zuke killing herself it would make my life

>>6025360
ok

>>6025276
Clearly the Tunguska Event was the explosion of a Kindergarten. The question is whether the Crystal Gems did it intentionally or not.

>>6025360
Hah, yes.

>>6025393
>clearly
where are you getting this, and why is it covered in smelly, brown smears?

>>6025495
Zukes ikea desk chair

>>6025495
From the map that Peridot brought up in It Could Have Been Great showing that there was a Kindergarten on the spot where the Tunguska Event happened in our world.

>>6025531
>showing that there was a Kindergarten
All it showed was gem structures.

>>6025522
hot
liquid
crap

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>>6025553
La
Pi
Dot

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>>6025594
Das riiight

what if lapis spapped

>>6025628
The thread would die

>>6025271
I've asked for this before.

what if lapis was a guest on sleepycast

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>>6025716
"SEE! I TOLD YOU WATER PEOPLE WERE REAL!"

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I'm 12 episodes in. Please tell me it gets better. Not that I dislike it, but so far it's pretty meh and Steven is kinda annoying.

>>6025753
Steven will get less annoying

>>6025753
nah, if you're not into by then you're just not into it
that's about as good as it gets

>>6025753
you're actually right at the point where the show starts to get good

>>6025753
Skip to Ocean Gem

>>6025753
Ignore the faggots who says it gets better, this show isn't very good. Leave her and save yourself.

what if jasper pulled off her shirt and two huge spiders were covering her tits

what if steven was really excited about the new rwby episodes and wanted you to watch them with him

what if yellow diamond did something

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>>6025819
Ya sure, i don't even like rwby but i would do it
only because i want to make the kid happy.

what if we just
stopped having these fucking threads

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>>6025784
>Skipping parts

What a stupid retard faggot, everyone laugh at his dumb life choices.

>>6025863
>not skipping to Peridot episodes
fucking normie

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>>6025858
What if your mom sucked my dick?

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>>6025858
I'd be free.

>>6025858
it would be extremely painful.

>>6025863

Based on the episodes I've seen so far, some have been entirely skippable.

>>6025899
You're a big guy.

>>6025890
what if I sucked your mom's dick

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>>6025909
Well you're a retard then.
Get out of this thread you gay faggot.

>>6025890
glean and abraham dead

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>>6025925
Not again!

>>6025935
Onion Gang
Say Uncle

>>6025936
>killing a mixer

based negan

>>6025753
The show will keep getting better until season two starts, after that it just gets worse so stop at Jailbreak

>>6025804
I wou the be proud of Jasper for choosing to celebrate the best holiday

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>>6025935

No need to get mad. Some episodes are pure filler. Especially the wrestling one.

>>6025985
what if they're real spiders

giant, face-sized brazilian wandering spiders

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Bunch of shit taste faggots around here.

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>>6026031

>>6026031
>said while posting Pearl
The irony is palpable

>>6026031
>Pearl

There sure is

i want lapis to cry

>>6026131
i want her to desperately make fart sounds to cheer herself up, to no avail

>>6025753
it gets better and better until jailbreak. after that everything goes downhill
it isn't bad. but meh

>>6026282
The future is beautiful.

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>>6025753
Use this...

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>>6026383
...and this to watch only what can be considered necessary.

>>6026383
>>6026392
Here's the improved list of episodes to watch;
>All of them

So simple, right? It's almost like the episodes are 11 minutes, so stop being a faggot and just watch them.

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>>6024839
kill yourself

>>6026493
I agree, but I can understand not wanting to watch all of them. They have every right to be faggots, and this is a good guide for that.

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>>6024924
kill yourself

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>>6025225
kill yourself

>>6026383
>No Frybo
Why are you trying to spread your shit taste? Just watch the episodes.

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More like Crapis Shatzuli.

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>>6026620
Crapiss Shitzdoody.

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Steven Universe is a straightforward cartoon
Watch all the episodes in their airing order

The only episode you can skip if you really feel like being a retard is Sadie's Song

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>>6026653
>The only episode you can skip if you really feel like being a retard is Sadie's Song

Why would anyone want to skip this?

>>6026392

This needs an update. Watermelon Steven is now an important episode because it sets up Super Watermelon Island later.

>>6026653
Skipping Sadie's Song does the opposite of making you a retard. It makes you smarter.

>>6026705
That's what cool about this show. Will ONION GANG wind up like that?

>>6026773
>Gar...banzo...

Yes.

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>>6026611

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>>6026620
Not even best Amethyst.

>>6026800
My...diamond...

>>6027009
Your...diamond...

>>6024560
She can make it on her own

>>6026930
it just looks stupid

>>6027088
As someone pointed out before: The head is literally just a giant matchstick.

>>6027024
Pink...diamond...!

>>6027105
she's a hothead. it's obvious that it's intentional. its a pretty solid design in general

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what are you listening to during these dead hours sug:
https://youtu.be/WhPvJOnHotE

>>6027151
I know, I like it.

>>6027162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTZa82UVqE

>>6027162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpEnkDQnhk

>>6027162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZLi13Yk358

Felt like taking a trip down memory lane

>>6027088
I like it, but maybe not as much when she has "plasma" hair instead of fire hair

>>6027162
drawing connie porn

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>>6027162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOjwtnYfBUs&list=PL8_dFsE09Vx-sK5HJcdSAxIhZ0723iAxM&index=42

Aye lord Caim.

>[This theory] ties a lot of things together–and it would underscore the strange, largely unexplored connection between Lapis and Jasper. It would just be so fitting if Lapis was poofed and captured the same day Jasper was born, in the same place Jasper was born… I can’t quite explain it, but the idea just seems… fitting. Almost poetic.
>Anyway, I just want to add some more loose “evidence” to support this theory

>First of all, Lapis’ memory seems to fit really well with what we know about Jasper’s origin. Jasper likely emerged in midst of combat, (”I’ve been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth’s crust!”) quite possible a raid by the Crystal Gems. The Eyeball Ruby said that Jasper “popped out of the ground with [her] helmet on” and “defeated eighty Crystal Gems before the sun went down.” The battle Lapis witnessed seems to be taking place at sunset, just like the grand tales of Jasper’s origin.

>I also think it’s very interesting that Lapis remembers the Homeworld soldiers as very similar to Jasper–orange coloring, large helmets, spiky hair, and yellow Gem noses. It seems way too specific to be coincidental, almost as if the artists wanted us, the audience, to at least subconsciously connect those soldiers to Jasper. It’s very possible that the soldiers in Lapis’ memory are Beta Quartzes–Jasper’s sisters, being slaughtered in droves.

>Other quotes that I find intriguing are when Lapis says: “I was picked up by a Homeworld soldier” (why the need to specifically point out that it was a soldier, Lapis?) and “I was caught in the middle of the war…”
1/2

>>6027344
TL;DR
>Lapis might have been present during a Crystal Gem raid on the Beta Kindergarten, the very same day Jasper emerged. And who was the Homeworld soldier that picked up Lapis…?

They've been fucking one another over since DAY ONE! But then again, Lapis being spotted was likely accidental and Lapis being put in the mirror did save her from corruption...

http://faelapis.tumblr.com/post/152161520779/the-raid
2/2

>>6027351
Reminder that malachite was the equivalent of a slutty teacher punishing a naughty student with sex

>>6027351
>being put in the mirror did save her from corruption...

The idea of Jasper inadvertently being Lapis' savior from the corruption is pretty fascinating to think about, when considering the events that lead up to her own corruption.

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>>6027162
https://youtu.be/V3hP2GaCHfU

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>>6026383
> innoculous

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>>6027455
OH THE IRONY

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>>6027701
Any predictions on when Lapis' gonna get her "I'll save you like you saved me" scenario with Jasper?

Best situation I can see that happening in is during her rehabilitation from corruption or perhaps during her redemption. I just can't stop thinking about how that'll be their "make up" line.

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>>6027761
Something I realized earlier today
>The Return: all green tinged lighting
>Jailbreak: Jasper and Lapis are not seen together until the end, under color tinged again
>Chille Tide: color tinged lighting
>SWI: regular lighting BUT we don't see Jasper's face, neither of their eyes are open/they're knocked out etc
>AaS: moody rain lighting, damp colors
>Gem Hunt, CtW, Beta, Earthlings... there's regular lighting but Jasper and Lapis are never together
>Back to the Moon: that ain't Jasper

This is why those BtTM regular Jasper edits are so eye popping looking (their perfectly contrast/complementary colors pop), this whole time we've never seen them together under a normal ass day. Always with the lighting one way or another

It reminds me of how Amethyst never bubbled anything on-screen until it was thematically profound ("c'mere sis"), we are still waiting for Pearl to shapeshift, and I forget but there's a few other instances like that

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>>6027907
Damn boiiii

Fine-ass deduction you got going on there

I'm glad we agree on that, and I'm also glad that we equally agree that Jasper is great and should come back soon

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Post Giraffes

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>>6027907
I might go so far as to say Gem Hunt's snowy terrain and blizzard played a role in this "color scenario" Jasper has going on, as she literally disappeared in a fade of white after she walked away

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>>6027958
Also, CtW featured PINK lighting. And what mind blowing reveal did we get on her next episode?

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>>6027934
YD is pretty hot, even with her neck.

>>6027984
It's a shame that episode was shit.

Stevonnie episodes have all been shit and it worries me.

>>6028006
I used to really like and be hype about Stevonnie until BCD. The magic of Alone Together can't be recaptured

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>>6027984
>MY Diamond!

The presence of Lion, who is pink, Stevonnie, who was wielding Rose's weapons, and Rose's Sword, itself is also very striking to me.

Just pink EVERYWHERE

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>>6028015
All that too and
>her pink-spotted steed

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I bet her feet must smell heavenly since she doesn't wear shoes...

P-post gem feets... pls?

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>>6028037
Something about seeing Jasper with a pinkish-filter makes her look so different.
Hopefully we see her with this palette again along with a more competent "design"

And by design, I of course mean without her looking like THIS again

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>>6028054
I hate people like you.

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>>6028069
I like it too
>all her eps/all the lighting
Just put this together, but this kind of thing should be only made up of screenshots from a single source. Which I will do another time

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Shitty shitty

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>>6028171
Yes, The Return's screenshots are also of a noticeably low quality on the wiki, which is a shame, since I don't screengrab, myself

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>>6028186

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>>6028197
Yup and that's where I grabbed those from. The sug.rox linked in the OP is great, it's what I'll use
>>6028214
Never have I thought that I would see a terribly weighted sequence of Jasper pounding Amethyst in the vag(?) until this ep

>>6028268
>Amethyst as the wingman/cuck once again

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>>6024530
Hey. Rivet desu.

I want to tell my non-ghey co-worker older brother to develop a standalone video game.

It's a single boss battle against the Malachite fusion, where one battles her as Alexandrite.

They fight in the waters off the coast of Mask Island. Watermelon!Steven assists the player.

It's based largely on the giant battles of the fourth installment of the "Mario and Luigi RPG" series.

In the battle, Watermelon!Steven garbles a primer to Alexandrixe, teaching your Fusion Form how to wreck that other bitch's shit up. Amethyst can understand him from years of talking with her mouth full, so it's all good.

Watermelon Steven tells the sexy Alexandrite behemoth to "GRAH-GRAH-GRAH! Mamagrag-ma-grah-grah! (Don't hold back in this fight! Use all of the weapons you have at your disposal!)"

So the Player is able to go about fighting Malachite in any way they choose. Like the silly sequence when Kirby copies the Hammer Ability in the Kirby Anime, except you’re him now but can actually use all the cool shit he forms in prelude to forming the Hammer; That crazy shit was just to cleverly, sexily illustrate that the Hammer is the greatest weapon of all, but with Alexandrite's bad self you can abuse Lapis and Jasper even further than Lapis had abused Jasper with the many violent, deadly pieces of shit at your own disposal!

When Malachite gets down on her last little bit of shitty-hitty-points, Jasper takes over their broken mind and flies in the air with Lapis' Malachite-wings and summons Jasper's Crash Helmet. Watermelon!Steven says (Quickly! Don't let Jasper's persistance fool you! THe foe is weak and ripe for defeat!)

(Use Finishing Arrow!) Then Garnet nods, and the two silly-bitches and one Permafusion form Opal's bow and aim and the sky. You must get the "Star-Marker" on Malachite as she charges toward you from above and Alexandrite will fire the Finishing Arrow on her own at the last second.

>>6028301
Fuck this up and you die in one hit from Jasper's Helmet's impact, so don't fuck this up! Jasper is very horny to kill you.

Also, during the fight, you can use Watermelon Steven’s “Partner Move”, “Rhythm Waltermelon” During the Battle if you lose HP. He hangs out on your silly, sexy head, a lá Mario on Giant Luigi in the original Giant Boss Battles of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team. During the “Rhythm Watermelon” move, Watermelon!Steven tosses, giant, magical, tasty round, Japanese-style watelrmelons on Alexandrite to eat to recover her health. One of Alexandrite’s mouths (Pearl) scoffs and looks away, disgusted, while the other mouth (Garnet & Amethyst) licks her plump, sexy, nigger-lips in anticipation for the truly delicious feast to come. Watermelon!Steven will throw the round, magic melons to a certain rhythm, and you must tap the touch screen with the same rhythm to snarf that tasty shit down, or else you’ll miss and the watermelon will just bounce off the side of your Fusion-cheek and Garnet & Amethyst mouth will go “:[“, but Pearl mouth will go :) .

Thoughts?

lols

>>6028313
Wht

>>6028301
>>6028313
See here: also spoilers for the final Giant Boss Battle of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team:
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGfmGGeZSxU[/spoiler]

>>6028297
>bullet punching Amethyst

I always loved how "into it" Jasper was while doing that. Just look at her face

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>As a child, Link's nightmare struck fear into my heart. Ganondorf was the first nigger I ever seen in my life and now I'm a white nationalist. Coincidence?

>>6028301
>>6028313
>>6028329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGfmGGeZSxU
Shoot, this board isn't compatible with marking spoilers. I'm very sorry.

>>6028301
>>6028313
>Bald

>>6028297
>>6028330
She's an abusive older sister that gets sexually aroused from beating up on her little sister.
One day she'll whip out her huge, futa cock and make to poor little one suck it and then take it in her non-hymen-yet-still-virgin vagina.
Call the police.
The Gem Space Police (Keeping the peace in the Steven Universe™). The Turquoises will put a stop to Jasper's shit. They're stronger than her. Stronger Than You™. And they do push-ups too. Frequently. So they're very strong.
So say I, Rivet the boi-oracle. I can see the futa-future!

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>>6028372
Okay, Rivet, can you and me have a serious talk for a second?

>>6028301
>you can abuse Lapis and Jasper even further than Lapis had abused Jasper with the many violent, deadly
Omh
>>6028372
I can't handle this
lol

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>>6028347
Fuck you; who told your burning eyes?
Now get in the Burning Room. You Steven. We have some Futa-Garnet anal sex to engage in. Look that shit up on Google.

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>>6028387
Hahaaha

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>>6028397
He probably couldn't even be serious if he tried.

Poor Rivet

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>>6028387
What do you want to talk about, Sexy Lapis?
>>6028389
That means I've made you laugh. That's very, very GOOD, Snively

>>6028413
It's on you now Sexy Lapis

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>>6028426
Let's talk about how bald you are.

>>6028413
Shit, I can be serious! They called me "Serious-kun" in high school! Seriously!
Just look up "Shishunki Poolside" on Google. Shit's my life story, srs.

>>6028054
Feet are gross. The only good thing here is Peridot's uncomfortable expression.

>>6028438
Yes, I am quite bald. I have Afro hair, you see, so I can shave it bald without it looking amiss.

Have another fanfiction.


Jasper farted hard and loud one day. She and Steven were in the living room together.
Steven put down his book. “Damn it, Jasper you nasty shit-fuck! You’ve disturbed my reading!”

“Now let’s have a nasty shit-fuck,” he said presenting his fat ass to Jasper.

“Oh, shit! Fuck!” Jasper cried. She knew not what to do.

So she jammed all 10 inches of her huge dick in Steven’s ass all at once.

Steven screamed and came from his prostate from the penetration and squeezed down on Jasper’s dick with his ass, causing her to cum too.

Then they cuddled and kissed romantically, like silly titty-bitches.


The End

>>6028453
That's why we wash them first, Jesus-style, and then kiss and nibble at them.

>>6028461
Mmmm-hmmm.

That's all I needed to know, thanks Rivet!

I want to touch Peridot's meme-hole

I want to shave Jasper's hair off while she begs for mercy

>>6028485
That's a very dank hole, Snively.

>>6028489
That's a death wish, Other Snively.

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Found the ugliest lapis face ever drawn
Why

>>6028496
Her hair is her power source, you know.

Without it, she's powerless; weaker than a child, even.

>>6028504
Shit.
She's Samson. Why couldn't I tell from her bulging, rippl'ng biceps?
Dammit, now I'm aroused from thinking about my sweet Jasper's rippling biceps.

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>>6028502
That's pretty bad. Reminds me of this.

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>>6028502

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>>6028521
"Oh fuck! Shit!" cried Jasper.
"Those scrawny, 'litchle' bitches got JACKED! Whatever the fuck do I do now!?; They'll beat the SHIT out of me!

"You're very vulgar and need to shut your shitty, unwashed potty mouth with that fucking, shitty-shit," said Steven.

[They have anal sex]

(Sorry. it's a work in progress.)

>>6028544
>"Oh fuck! Shit!" cried Jasper.

This made me kek earlier and now it's making me kek again

>>6028544
It started strong then lost steam
>>6028558
CL has met his match

>>6028556
Oh, I'm glad I made you kek. Thank you for your silly-filly laughs.
Jasper has a rather large member; did you know?
It's very, um...
Tasty.
Yes.

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Here's another Lapis.

>>6028579
we wuz lapiz lazulis n shieet

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>>6028579
That's just a background character from The Proud Family.

>>6028579
Shit-fuck; Black Steven!?
This is cool shit that I can relate to.

>>6028577
Jasper's penis is VERY tiny.

Be careful not to mention it around her, though. She's super shy about it.