HG Thread: Keeping Life Simple edition

I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>6016093
Wouldn't even begin to know, I've never had them before.
>>6016114
Sure, but I prefer to she the words for emphasis, is all. That particular one loses it's meaning when you just throw it around like that.

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>>6016033
n-no
>>6016034
shut up
>>6016044
shut up

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>>6016140
Many words lose their meaning, like love, or hate, or shit, or dwarf, but fuck still has that tiny tick on it.

>>6016151
Good, now seriously kid, why try to lie about your gender for no reason?

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>>6016095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ne9KIcXnHQ

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>>6016079
Reasonably? You're talking to an Amanojaku.
even if I'm the most sane person on seeing this fault on how the weak are treated.

hey still want me to being captured, but I don't mind keep extending this little game.

>>6016151
Are you doing your Yukine impression?

>>6016151
Show us your dick, trappy.

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>>6016168
Sh-shut up moron!

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>>6016168

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>>6016168

>>6016151
#Showusthedick

>>6016161
Oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1p5eNOsl7I

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>>6016094
When you're in a group with other peoples, you interact accordingly to implicit rules you may or may not be aware of.
To take a specific example, friends tend to trashtalk themselves because they are true friends, and they know they don't really mean it. Now too many times we've seen people here insult other peoples that clearly weren't friends. Both times there's insults, however only in one case can we observe someone behaving incorrectly.

>>6016105
As long as there's no game it's the same as being dead really. Consider yourself a zombie right now. We've been dead for so long we don't remember what it feels to be truly alive.

>>6016140
>presents you a shellfish

>>6016201
>peoples
people*

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>>6016181
That's offensive to genuine practitioners of magic everywhere.
>>6016165
Yeah, but aren't amanojaku supposed to draw out the darker inhibitions in a person, instead of being unreasonable in and of themselves?
There's a bit of a thrill to being chased, though, isn't there?
>>6016159
Eh, to each their own, I guess. Dunno why "dwarf" of all things, though....
>>6016201
...What makes you think I trust you enough to eat the stuff? Why do you even carry one on you in the first place?

>>6016201
This place died in late summer2015 when games became stagnant and the people gave up. It's only worth it for shitposting and laughs at others their expenses. Good luck convincing the morons that.

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>>6016201
>behaving incorrectly.

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First 24 for HG Autumn, will bump if needed.

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>Everyone getting killed
Wow. What a tragedy.

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>>6016237
Shalashaska

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>>6016237
Truth

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>>6016237
Sylvie Paula Paula

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>>6016237
Rika

Finally got something more suitable for this.

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>>6016237
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>6016237
Sailor Moon

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>>6016224
I was trying to make it familiar to you.

>>6016237
Stalker

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>>6016237
Sheath

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>>6016237
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>6016237
Alphys

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>>6016159
I'm not!
I'm a boy.
>>6016168
n-no
>>6016184
shut up
>>6016198
shut up

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>>6016237
Burry Pink Grill

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>>6016237
Artoria Pendragon

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>>6016237
Tesseract

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>>6016237
Archnemesis Reflecto

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>>6016237
Littletale Asgore

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>>6016237
The inCorrectly Behaved Tay

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>>6016237
Demon Archer

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>>6016237
WAN

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>>6016237
Chara

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>>6016237
Homer Simpson

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>>6016237
Reigen Arataka

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>>6016237
Guillotine Operator Dedede

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>>6016237
Maki Nishikino

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>>6016237
Game and Watch

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>>6016237
Hikigaya Hachiman

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>>6016237
Genis

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>>6016237
Rin Tohsaka

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>>6016237
Schrodinger.

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>>6016237
Che Fucking Guevara

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>>6016232
Sadly, I have to agree. But me and you being here basically means we're addicted to that shit.

>>6016234
One day you'll be able to use your brain again and start trying to form coherent opinions. Until then, enjoy your future brain attack, it must be full of bedsores.

>>6016224
Don't eat it, just look at it. Then touch it. And tell me what you feels.

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>>6016237
Aniki

6 more

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>>6016318
>being this mad by you're own words
>behaves incorrectly

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>>6016251
Oh, har, har, very funny. It's not my fault I'm this short.
>>6016318
It feels unnatural. Seafood isn't my thing.

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>>6016329
anime butte

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>>6016329
Seija Kijin

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>>6016329
Kid Baki

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>>6016329
Espeon

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>>6016336
D-did you just eat it ? It wasn't fresh !

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>>6016237
Tape-Kun

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>>6016329
Scrooge McDuck

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>>6016329
Horrortale Sans

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>>6016237
Kaere

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>>6016329
Akatsuki

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Check it, swap it, 5 minutes!

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>>6016237
Yukine

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>>6016348
Of COURSE I didn't. Even the touch feels unnatural.
>>6016365
Fine by me.

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>>6016365
I accept this challenge.

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>>6016336
I know it's not, for some reason that makes it more funny.

>>6016318
>Sadly
You should be happy. We're on the sidelines laughing at these idiots taking it too seriously.

>>6016365
remove the touhou cancer

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>>6016365
Ready to beginning the killsplating desu!

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>>6016365
I'm ready!

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>>6016365
Give my spot to the lad.
>>6016366

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>>6016365
Nice HG.

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>>6016365
Do you guys have anything to say before Paula goes? You say you're ready? Paula's ready too!

>>6016409
oh my god i thought you were dead

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>>6016365
WAN!

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>>6016397
thanks scrooge
I'm the ghost of christmas dead kid
my name is even "snow"

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>>6016365
I'm feeling extremely orange.
>>6016381
You wouldn't find it funny in my place, that's for sure.

>>6016415
Paula is the cutest person to ever come here.

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>>6016383
Welp, at this point you're probably right.
I'll go learn the arcana of shitposting.

>>6016441
It's been like this for a long time. HGA sucked because the drama wasn't there. Now it's here in all its glory. Take a seat, buckle up and enjoy the ride.

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Bloodbath!

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>>6016426
Nice post, my friend.

>>6016107
same

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>>6016438
>Thumbs up.

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Dammit, Susie, you can't keep passing out like this
Why can't you be more like Isara

>>6016464
Like, dead ?

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>>6016438
Ghosts like you should talk about prettier girls.
>>6016458
Aw man! Redo!

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>>6016458
If you need tape I can give you tape. I have enough of it in my arm.

>>6016467
S-shush, she's still kicked more ass in the first episode than Susie has at all thus far

>>6016458
Day 1!

>>6016468
No.

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>>6016480
>>6016458
Day 1!

>>6016468
No.

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>>6016430
Of course I wouldn't, that's why I'm having a giggle at it.

>>6016458
My food, black motherfucker!

>>6016495
Okay! Okay! leave me be you fucking dwarf!

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>>6016458
Sheath being already ready yesterday!
>>6016495
Feeling much bad for the one cleaning up these!

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>>6016458
Mine.
>>6016495
Yeah, yeah, good riddance.

>>6016479
No

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>>6016495
I miss the sun...

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>>6016480
Paula doesn't care about what you say! She wants to hear the host say it.
>>6016495
You should've said it sooner! Paula was wondering when you get back!

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>>6016495
Halloween already! That was fast.

>>6016517
Paula bout to learn what the 5 fingers said to the face.

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>>6016530
Silly host! Fingers don't talk! Only eyes do!

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>>6016530
Yes yes, happy halloween.

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>>6016530
Having much fun that night! People complimenting my 'costume' verymuch!

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>>6016530
Nice drunk driving

>>6016513
She shot a fucker and almost put a cleaver in Alicia's head

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>>6016530

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>>6016530
Night 1

>>6016549
SMACK
>smack

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>>6016458
Bloodbath...

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>>6016530
I actually don't enjoy that, thanks.

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>>6016569
Animals are now becoming hunters desu!

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What did I miss?!

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>>6016569
>she reels her head back after the slap, looking more disappointed than hurt
That was so soft! Much like a baby's hand. Paula guess this is what happens when you're fat!

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>>6016586
Don't worry, miss. I just got here too. I don't really think we missed anything.

>>6016569
>only night 1
>already down to 1/3 of tributes
TOPKEK

So as someone kind of new to the RP threads on /trash/: Is this the general SFW RP thread or is it specifically for Hunger Games? ERP told me HG is for non-lewd RP stuff.

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>>6016569
Feast!

>>6016586
You died immediately.

>>6016595
I'm going to assume this means your dad is Bruce Lee or some shit, and he was an abusive son of a bitch.

>>6016612
HG is Hunger Games Simulator with optinal RP
Most people do RP though, but you don't have to.
Basically you RP to what happens in the games and go from there.

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>>6016615
Fuck that noise, I'm going to bed.

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>>6016530
Well, that was easy....
>>6016569
Like I need to study...!
>>6016612
>It's a mix between the two. You can ignore one for the other, but the majority favor using both.

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>>6016604
Well there has to be something important.
>>6016615
Well shit.

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>>6016615
Oh no! Sheath being too excited..!

>>6016612
You can RP here however you want. Don't get triggered by the aspies that shitpost.

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>>6016615
Paula's dad never did that! She thinks...
She doesn't really remember him or her mom.

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>>6016615
Day 2

>>6016612
It's a combo. The RP originally came from the games, and we still respect the games as a sort of way to generate scenarios and interactions, but there are also those who are here for just the games and not RP at all.

>>6016612
Remember, you have to behave correctly.

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>>6016658
Aww yes...flowers...

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>>6016612
If it involves tape it's a-okay,

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>>6016658
Still a bit early....

>>6016612
>>6016649
this
Actually, you don't even have to RP. But blogposting is generally frowned upon.

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>>6016658
Nice nice nice nice nice scarecrow

>summons yuno

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>>6016658
Night 2

>>6016651
Yep, definitely a combo of physical and mental trauma from childhood abuse.

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>>6016704
..Fucking...fuck...I think it bit me...

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>>6016704
Paula doesn't think so. Paula's parents were good parents! All of her trauma came from a few years ago!

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>>6016704
Day 3, winner next slide!

>>6016733
Oh. My bad.

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>>6016751

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>>6016751
I hate my life.

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>>6016751
And that's the game!

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>>6016699

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>>6016751
It's okay! No one can understand what happened to Paula.

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>>6016790
This is nice victory!
Thanks for hosting!

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>>6016790
Congrats...pink. And thanks for the show.

>>6016780
>kissu

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>>6016790
Congrats!

>>6016807
How so?

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Semen, anyone?

>>6016834
Semen is good.

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>>6016834
GET OUT

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>>6016834

>>6016834
I got some semen for you.

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>>6016832
Placements!

>>6016834
I make my own, but thanks.

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>>6016834
:D

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>>6016832
Congrats!

>>6016852
Thanks for hosting!

>>6016834
...What's semen?

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>>6016790
Nice job! Paula thanks the host!
>>6016832
It's not relatable at all! Paula doesn't want to waste anyone's time explaining it.
>>6016834
Paula doesn't see any seamen anywhere. Are they cute? Show Paula where they are!

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>>6016857

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>>6016810
I claim this victory in the name of [s4s]!

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>>6016834

>>6016857
Alabama?

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>>6016843
I know. Do you have some?
>>6016845
You get out.
>>6016850
In the cup please.
>she hands you a cup
>>6016852
I wasn't offering, I'm taking.
>>6016859
Nothing for you I assume.
>>6016860
They're inside of men. Wanna help me get them?
>>6016878
Is that a yes?

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>>6016834
G-Go back to erp

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>>6016852
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!

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>>6016892
Ooookaaaaay?

>>6016892
Oh, alright
>starts jacking off

>>6016903
Nice rp.

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>>6016892
Don't you think you're coming on a little too strong? Asking a man for his stuff right off the bat makes you look like a psycho. What you need is tact.
>he shoots tape at you from his elbows
We can start with this instead.

>>6016892
You weren't offering? Lame.

>>6016911
nice reply

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>>6016892
The men have to be cute! Only if they're cute will Paula listen!

>>6016911
>>6016918
nice thread

>>6016927
nice website

>>6016931
nice ISP

>>6016938
Nice UID

>>6016911
>>6016918
>>6016927
>>6016931
>>6016938
hi [s4s]

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First 36

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>>6016945
Megumin

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>>6016945
Alphys

>>6016954
megumin?
more like
my wife

>>6016945
Littletale Asgore
>>6016269

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>>6016945
Tape-Kun

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>>6016945
Rika

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>>6016945
Archnemesis Reflecto

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>>6016945
Kaito

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>>6016945
Lord Beerus

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>>6016945
Kirby

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>>6016945
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz

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>>6016945
James Harden

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>>6016945

Monster Kid

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>>6016945
Eggman-kun

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>>6016896
That would imply I was there before.
>>6016903
Oookay.
>>6016906
Thanks.
>she waits for the cup
>>6016912
What... tape?
Okay, I will play along. Just don't stick it inside me or I'll get mad.
>>6016915
I don't have any, sorry.
>>6016925
Do you see any cute man around here? We can go get it together.
>>6016945
Aoki Reika!

>>6016945
>>6016284
Reigen Arataka

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>>6016945
Wario

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>>6016945
Doctor Dedede

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>>6016892
*smacks*

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU LEWD HEATHEN

*summons the door to ERP and opens it*

NOW GET IN AND LEAVE US ALONE............................... OR ELSE!

>>6016991
Can I insert my sperm directly into your ass?

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>>6016945
The all powerful Zenko!

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>>6016945
Regulus Corneas

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>>6016945
Ryoko Otonashi

>>6016991
>Pretends to hand cup
>As you lean forward, splashes face with contents
There you are.

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>>6016945
Hikigaya Hachiman

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>>6016945
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>6016991
Sounds like a blast! What are we getting again?

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>>6016945
Yuuta Gamon

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>>6016945
Burgertoria

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>>6016960
Not once have I given my hand in holy matrimony, I believe you are mistaking me for some other soul.

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>>6016945
Spongebobu

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>>6016945
Baron

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>>6016991
What makes you think I want my tape inside of you? What good would tape do there anyways? This is probably the best you'll get in regards to juices.

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>>6016945
Weegee

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>>6016945
Baki

>>6016991
Send a little my way once you get some, ight?

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>>6016945
Taras

>>6017012
>Kissu

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>>6016945
Homulilly

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>>6016945
Demon Archer

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>>6016945
MC Punk

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>>6016945
Tamama

>>6017081
>CM Punk*

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>>6017065
Matsuda-kun?

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Three more

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>>6016945
Gishki Ariel

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>>6017006
No, sorry.
But since I eat it, maybe it will get there eventually? I don't know.
>>6017013
Wow, rude.
>she snatches the cup back and gives him an annoyed stare
>>6017021
Semen.
How about this guy?
>>6017055
Not tape. Semen, in the cup and then down my throat and in my stomach.
>>6017062
I don't really want to share. I will consider it.
>>6017005
>she kicks him through the door
bye bye.

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>>6016945
My dog

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>>6017098
Natsuki Subaru

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>>6017098
Gas the horsefags

Daily reminder that chain replying is just another form of attention posting.

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>>6017098
Misuzu Gundou

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>>6017098
Akatsuki

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>>6017098
Shalashaska

>>6017106
Or I can insert it fresh from my penis instead. All I need you to do is bend over and pull your pants and panties down.

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>>6016945
Assassin

>>6017119
Reminder that posts like this are just other forms of attention posting.

>>6017106
How about we play beerpong, but with semen?

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>>6017098
A Full Nelson

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>>6017106
...
I'm having a hard time understanding why you want to drink that. You look like a nice, quite girl with no libido whatsoever. I feel like this is some sort of prank to reel in stupid guys to lower their guard so you can finish them off.

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>>6017147
Swap please.
>>6016973
>>6017128

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>>6017147
>>6017128
Give my spot to this man, my good friend, Adam-tan.

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>>6017147
Swap out Weegee for Ice Climbers

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>>6017168
>>6017147
>>6017123
Then give it to this one instead.

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>>6017147
Yay, Alphy is in my district!

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>>6017147
I'm gonna get dat dern Kirbeh felleh

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>>6017164
>>6017168
Appreciated

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>>6017106
So we get men from other guys? That guy isn't that cute.
>>6017147
No no! Put Kaito back in!
>>6017021
>>6016973

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>>6017147
I accept this challenge.

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+1

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>>6017185
Just don't die, it's fun having you around.. Old man.
>>6017193
H-hey Paula.. You don't have to ya'know.

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>>6017193
>>6017174
>>6017171
>>6017164

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>>6017213
Shut up, our conversation ends here.

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>>6017132
No, thanks. I don't plan to get myself loose, just hand me the semen.
>>6017141
What's that? I never played it.
>>6017155
It's no prank. You should feel honored, is this not what you guys want? Getting your semen inside of a pretty girl, who will then carry it around inside of them?
I just like drinking it, its thick consistency and that it's something I shouldn't be doing.
>>6017193
No...
Well, kind of.
Where do you see a cute guy? We will get him.

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>>6017218

"Dudes! Looking for an assassin? You came to right monster! They won't even expect that from me. Just don't tell my parents."

>>6017227
It's great quality semen you can get from me. Unfortunaely it's the only way of delivery. Sorry.

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>>6017213
It's fine! Super fine!
>she begins backing away from him
You deserve to be in this game!
>>6017227
Well Paula sees Kaito but she's trying to avoid him. She doubts we can get men from him anyway.

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>>6017218
Assassin's a weird way of putting it, but sure.

>>6017227
Well...y-yeah, sure it is, but what girls asks people this directly? Shouldn't you be ashamed of it? At the very least try to quell your needs with a thick milkshake.

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>>6017218

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>>6017212
2+

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>>6017218
Ah.. I was prepared to sit this one out too, oh well.. Let's get moving!
>>6017220
Alright, cya Ocelot.
>>6017241
Ah.. Hey, is there something wrong? You seem like you're distancing yourself from me, literally.
>>6017251
It's honestly really depressing, no wonder no one wants to do this.

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>>6017251
Yeah...yeah! You better run!

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>>6017251
>Slides on his belly instead of getting onto the skis.

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>>6017251
You guys don't understand how great this tape is. I'm pretty much spiderman with how durable it is. You're not going to catch me.

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>>6017243
I do. Milkshake is nice, but not as exciting. Now take this and go to the bathroom with it.
>she hands him a glass container
>>6017241
Kaito? Him? >>6016973
>>6017238
I... have to pass then.
I have my dignity, you know?
>>6017218
Wow, already?

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>>6017251

"This is fine. Something to brag about with my buddies. None of them have been to jail yet, ha ha!"

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>51

>>6017227
You line up cups full of beer and you throw ping pong balls and try to get them in the cup. If you get it in the cup, your opponent was to drink it. Instead of beer we can use semen.

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>>6017266
>Sylvie then goes out into a full run, yelling
DON'T BE SILLY!
>>6017290
Isn't he super cute? A robot too! Kaito's really awesome!

Reminder that oldfags Made this community great And midfags were the ones that turn it into a hugbox cancer full of kissu And huggu shitpost

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Hello friends! How are you all today?

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>>6017251

>>6017325
>Hugbox filled with shitposting
Thats not how it works

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>>6017290
>he hesitantly takes the glass contain and heads to the restroom
...
...
This isn't very easy when I'm pressured into doing this. This kind of thing is supposed to come naturally.

>>6017327
Just peachy, except for how much pressure is put on my without any reason.

>>6017335
It's not like it matters. I'm a good guy, so there's got to be a good reason for this.

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>>6017174
Do you really want to do that?

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>>6017218
>>6017290
Yes, already.

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>>6017368
The deed is done. We can't go back now. Fight with everything you have in you!

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>>6017327
Great! What's up bud?

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>>6017316
Hmm, sure, but do you have any semen so we can play?
>>6017317
He kinda is-
wait, a robot? Then he can't give us any semen... how dissappointing.
>>6017361
Thanks. I will just wait here.
>>6017375
I will get you the next time for this.

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>>6017327
Hello hello! Paula's fine but she may have made a mistake.

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>>6017317
Ah.. Yeah something's definitely up.. Would it be rude to chase her..?
>He gets into a sprinters readying position before starting to give chase.
>>6017335
It's still alcoholic.. I don't mind the way.

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>>6017335

"Me? A double agent? Are you sure about that, dude? There's plenty of tricks up my sleeves, but... me as a double agent? Ha!"

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>>6017335

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>>6017382
That's not really saying much, but okay.
>>6017388
I wouldn't count on it.

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>>6017327
Hey, Garma. I'm doing alright-ish. Finally saw my sister of sorts again the other day.

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>>6017406
...Artoria. If you've a complaint, you could simply voice it rather than use violence.

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>>6017406
Haha, remember when we were enemies? Ah.. But you're still scary powerful.