/sug/ Steven Universe General - Meme Barn Edition Last Thre

>>6011068
>giant fucking signature IN ADDITION to a website logo

jesus christ David eat a dick

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lapis is worst gem

>>6011068
David B. Autist: A Art.

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>>6011163
zuke a shit

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Peridot is a meme

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Jasper is fucked

>>6011068
Jasper is fat

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Garnet is boring

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Amethyst was a mistake

>>6011248
who?

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Pearl is perfect

>>6011231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8

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>>6011163
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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Who /fluffy/ here ???

>>6011333
>worst VA on the show also voices the most characters

Was Charlyne Yi fucking Sugar when she was looking the applications or something

>>6011344
liking lapis is a meme

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>tfw no giant stronk amzonian space rock to wrestle in bed with
>tfw you will never be her teddy bear

Why live
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Whenever Peridot's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Peridot"?

>>6011413
>AGENT PPPPPP

>>6011413
Pearl needs to be louder, trendier, and have access to a biker dyke

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>>6011413
>>6011420
Sounds retarded.
You both are retarded.

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>Still no OST rip for Soundtrack Attack.

I don't know why this bothers me, but it does.

Also, more maid Pearl.

>>6011428
this. her power level is now exceeding above expectations.

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So what was Lapis purpose?
Everyone else seems to be made for something

>>6011451
emo/waifubait

The show got worse the second amethyst threw the limb enhancers into the ocean
Prove me wrong protip you can't

>>6011462
The sow was gonna be worse the minute Peridot joined the team but then they had to make it worse and throw away the only thing that made her good and try to make her a carbon copy of Lapis, battle-wise i mean, seriously Metal powers is such an asspull to try and be similar it just looks retarded.
Oh, and her "smart" but "an autistic asshole" personalty is dogshit that you'd expect to be the result from the writers fighting over how she is.

>>6011475
100% this.
especially the metal powers bullshit. fuck that entire episode and that power.

>>6011451
Used the surfaces of bodies of water to display past events she's seen

basically a camcorder

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>>6011451
went to kindergartens to show newborn soldiers useful shit with her mirror powers and possibly fuck them

>>6011475
wow I'm not the only one that hates peridot's random metal powers?
i would have liked it better if her power was something more unique and less ridiculously op like super speed or something, or if (since they puled that random era 2 gem bullshit out of nowhere) she had no power at all and just used her techy skills to build weapons and armor for herself.

>>6011462
The Sardonyx arc is where things started being not as good. I've never really been a fan of Peridot but Too Short to Ride is when I started to hate her.

>>6011527
Her metal powers just put her in the Lapis tier range of OP.
She may have the chance to BE OP.
But she needs the fucking materials TO BE OP.
Without them she's just as useless as Lapis.
Also they really should have made her make techs and armors for the gems instead of giving her to Zuke to make into her gay fanfiction couple with Lapis.

>>6011544
>Lapis lifted an entire Ocean
>Peridot could barely lift a bar that weighed as much as her at most

nah man

>>6011795
its the perfect size for fitting in your lap

>>6011791
Still killed Jasper and made the barn Codename Kids Next Door tier.

>>6011451
>>6011503
https://modestmondays.tumblr.com/post/152179924703/the-raid

>>6011964

mega milk mum

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>>6011964
Sapphire is better to be honest

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>>6011972
Jasper is bestter than both to be completely honest with you my man

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What's with this thread? Is it some elaborate trolling?

26oct
>anonnce
ahahahahaasdhdashdashdashjfadsjfnklgjnkrw;gggr0-opr

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-tJHAuKv4

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING NIGGAS

>>6012114
>asian trash

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>>6012171
>Boar drifting
>Moose platforming
You are the trash here, sir.

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>>6011795

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>>6011440
Did someone say maid Pearl

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Love you /sug/

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

So why hasn't homeworld sent a single lapis lazuli to fuck the earth up yet?
Unless our lapis is ridiculously powerful, homeworld could solve the whole earth problem with one gem.

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>>6011163

Heres another (you) for you you hue hue hue.

>>6011068

I found a new way to describe sug. (unless somebody else thought of it first)

World war waifu. Because all you people seem to do here is fight over waifu's. Makes zero sense but whatever.

>>6012638
It's possible that limited resources have prevented certain kinds of gems from being manufactured any longer.

Also, Homeworld may not know the full capacity of a Lazuli's power. If they're not for combat, they'd have no reason to investigate combat effectiveness. After all, Lapis got fucked up with a punch to the back.

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>>6012676
Are you talking shit about my waifu?

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In the mood for some practice, throw me some greentext requests my way me mateys.

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>>6012706
Something like this, but with Steven and Jasper

>>6012339
does it have a hole

>>6012683
They probably aren't for combat, you're right. But don't you think our lapis would have mentioned the fact that she used the entire planet's ocean in an attempt to get home? Then the diamonds would have known about the extent of her control.
Maybe there are no lapises left that have water powers. But then our peridot says they like water and flying so obviously there are some left.

I would really like to see some elaboration on this in the show.

>>6012667
thanks immunity cat

>>6012777
As would I. She's a big unknown that's been around since the first season, with more mysteries popping up each season, and she's just sitting in the barn watching TV and fuck all else.

Maybe Peridot knows about Lapis' in an intellectual way. Part of her kindergartner education?

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>>6012706
Martha sells weed to Sourcream and then gets him to cum all over her slightly bony body after a blowjob because he's short on the cash to pay her.

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>>6012706
Lapis, Amethyst, and Peridot agree to a 3-way.

Lapis and Amethyst progressively get more possessive over Peridot.

>>6011286
A reminder that Pearl has a nasty cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymfeJTKn8E&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNyQbg3mLMs

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>>6012706
Lars going to a haunted house and getting snatched by this thing into the back and molested, having to hold back his moans because others are enjoying the spooky ride while he's being caressed and eventually violated?

>>6012706
Jasper, Lapis, and Pearl in a pie eating contest. Jasper and Lapis are trying to out-compete each other. Pearl is struggling to take a bite. Using a spoon.

>>6012883
A creampie eating contest?

>>6012890
Yeah, why not. As long as it's food.

>>6012902
Well in that case Pearl would be the winner by a mile, she loves eating out pussy, and therefore the cum within the pussy.

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>>6012927
> As long as it's food.
God damn it why do you do this

>>6012731

>Jasper, you've been training for a week straight. Maybe its time to take a break?
>Then jasper says something back at Steven thats witty or something.
> Garnet: mmmmmhmmmmmmm

>>6012777

Concert artist or something probably. She seems like a bit of an actor, and immense water powers would be good for theatrics.

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>>6012939
>he's never eaten cum

>>6012693

Only person I'm talking shit about is you anon :)

>>6011791

Bullets. Or lightweight metal with high strength.

>>6012963
>Bullets

Peridot is a living gun.

Drawfags pls

>>6012777
Maybe Lapis didn't get the chance to explain how she got away. She's a criminal on Homeworld, after all. Soon as she said she came from Earth she was likely locked away for being a Crystal Gem.

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>>6012969

>>6012970
I think it was left ambiguous. Obviously they questioned her, but she could have been imprisoned either as soon as she arrived on HW or after the exchange on the beach in The Return.

She blamed Peri for dragging her back to Earth, but they still might have had her in captivity on HW already when she was enlisted on the Earth mission, and she's blaming Peridot strictly for the fact that she's on Earth and not on HW. It's possible she thought she could convince someone she was innocent if she could tell the story to someone if she was being detained as soon as she reached HW.

Otherwise, Jasper was the one who imprisoned her after she found out Lapis lied about Steven.

It's hard to say exactly when she was first locked up, but given her despondent attitude in both the landing on the beach and when Steven tried to help her out of her cell compared to her normal zealotry over her freedom like in Mirror Gem and the end of Jailbreak, it seems likely she was jailed on HW and it broke her spirit a bit by the time The Return rolled around.

Though, that would raise even further questions as to how she got her hands on the comms device that let her contact the gems in The Message.

>>6012828
Sure thing!

>Anther good deal, another push of income. Martha was in her basement, growing her usual breed of Marijuana, taking good care of them, making sure that they were feed properly.
>She smiled to herself, wiping away beads of sweat from her brow, looking over her work.
>"Growing rather nicely, this new batch will surely help me keep my stress down." she said to herself calmly before hearing Lars upstairs yelling and swearing at his father about how he thinks that spending time with him is "lame", causing Martha to get agitated, grabbing a lit blunt and puffing it up, helping her relax.
>She sighed, sitting down on her chair, relaxing as her husband came down, locking the basement door behind him, peaking down from the stair railing.
>"Hey honey, I gotta head out for work. Our son is off to go eh....."Blow it all down." whatever that means. If you see anything please call the police ok, I don't want last week’s incident to happen again.." he said with a frown.
>Martha frowned as well, "I hope our sweetie understands that we love him." she says, pushing in another hit.
>"Yea....hey mind if I grab some? I already stressed as it is." Martha's husband replied.
>Martha smiled and nodded, "Anything for my loving husband." she said, blowing him a kiss.
>Martha's husband blew back a kiss and left back upstairs, walking out the door and driving away, leaving Martha to her own devices.
>Martha reclined in her large chair for a few hours, taking a nice long nap, feeling nice and comfy as well as relaxed and forgetting about the world, letting it all drift by like a passing wind.
>However she was awoken by a ringing at the door, she grumbled a bit and straighten herself up, walking up to the door, looking into a mirror and fixing her hair before answering the door, "Hello?"
>She was surprised at what she saw; it was Sour Cream, the friendly hipster/DJ, who was standing there, looking his usual bored self.

Continued

>>6013135

>"Is Lars here?" he asked calmly and smoothly.
>Martha shook her head, "Sorry, he left a while ago, I’m not really sure where he went." she said, groaning and remembering how much of a pain her son was being.
>"Well, I was supposed to buy some eh, "relaxers" for my upcoming hangout with my friends. But I won't bother you..." Sour Cream said, slowly walking away
>Martha's eyes lit up, "Well I mean, I kind of do have that...I mean, if you’re not going to tell anyone..." she said slowly, looking away
>Sour cream turned around and smiled, walking slowly back over, "Sure, I mean, if your selling I don't mind buying, you seem chill after all, you’re the mom of Lars" he said, smiling
>Martha let Sour cream inside, leading him down to her basement, showing off her grown product and plants, Sour cream smiled and nodded, "Pretty chill place."
>Martha nodded, "Yea I guess so....we usually grow to help out with stress..." Martha said, sitting down in her chair, sighing.
>"So how much do you want?" Martha asked, looking tiredly at Sour cream
>"About a pound" Sour cream shrugged
>Martha shrugged as well, going over to her storage and pulling out about a pound, walking over to Sour cream and holding it with two hands
>"That will be about, hmmmm, I would say, 200, yes 200, I don't usually sell sooo...." Martha said calmly
>Sour cream frowned, "I only got about 50 bucks man, tell ya what, I give you the 50, and then I’ll pay you the 150 next month, how’s that?"
>Martha shook her head, "No thanks, I need the money now, I need to make sure that you’re not going to trick me or something." she said with annoyance in her voice.
>"Well how about something else, anything else you want?" Sour cream said, looking annoyed as well.
>Martha thought to herself, looking up and down Sour cream, admiring his figure and his cuteness, thinking to herself more before speaking up.

Continued

>>6013142

>"Drop the pants please, I know a way to make you pay." she said, putting the pound of weed on her chair,
>Sour cream blushed as Martha undid his pants, dropping them down showing off his alien underwear, before Marth pulled those down, revealing his cock and nuts
>Sour cream blushed more as Martha casually felt his cock, feeling it roughly and smoothly, watching it slowly get aroused as Sour cream panted, "Are you sure about this?" he said nervously
>Martha smiled and licked his growing member, "Why not? My husband won't be home for a while, plus it’s nice to get some practice from a handsome young man." she said flirty, grabbing his growing shaft and rubbing his foreskin up and down slowly, tugging at the skin with gentle yet roughness, making Sour cream let out another moan of pleasure.
>Martha sat Sour cream down on her chair, servicing him as she slide his tip into her mouth, wrapping her tongue around it, getting her spit all over his cock and nuts as it gently dripped down, making sure he felt good. She slowly stuffed his rod into her mouth, causing Sour cream to moan loudly, pre slowly forming at the tip
>Martha began to suck the head with talent, her tongue playing with his tip as her lips sucked and fondled the side of the cock, pulling the foreskin u[p and down as she bobbed her head, lapping up his precum
>Sour cream held onto Martha’s head as she blew him harder and faster, bobbing more and more, his nuts feeling tensed as his shaft was coated in spit and pre, making it all wet and slippery, good for Martha's mouth
>Martha gagged as she took in his cock down her throat deeply, sucking as hard as she could as she fondled and squeezed Sour Creams nuts, making sure they were feeling good as his spit coated cock throbbed and twitched in her mouth, his orgasm feeling close
>"Ah, I’m close!" Sour cream shouted, moaning and groaning as her pushed down Martha's head, causing her to gag loudly as Sour cream moaned the loudest.

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>>6013153

>His cock and nuts shuttered and throbbed as his cock began to pump and shoot thick hot ropes of cum down Martha's throat, making her drink it down.
>Martha gulped down a few ropes before pulling out, letting Sour cream, blast her face with his hot cum, covering it up in whiteness as Sour screams slimy cock was out in the open, erect and dripping fluids, making a puddle on the floor and chair.
>Sour cream groaned, his cock going back to flaccid as it spurted out the last few ropes of cum, making him sit there, panting and groaning, tired as hell
>Martha giggled, licking her lips and face, "Hehe, that was fun." she said to Sour cream, kissing him before patting his head, wiping her face a she handed him the bag of weed, letting Sour cream leaving with a tired walk.
>Sour cream left the house, drained and relaxed as did Martha, who was causally rubbing her pussy, groaning and moaning as she used some of sour Creams cum to finger herself, moaning in bliss as she felt carefree again, her pussy squirting before passing out in exhaustion and heat, nice and relaxed.

I hope you enjoyed it, let me know if you got any favorite parts!

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I want Pearl to father my children!

>>6013183
honestly it's been my lifelong dream for pearl to fill me with her inferior servitor semen

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>>6013135
>>6013142
>>6013153
>>6013157
Cheesy petes that was nice. Also my favourite part had to be the last part, Martha with just a little bit of cum left on her face playing with her pussy through the fabric of her dress and panties, being wet enough to soak through the two layers is the hottest image I can think of.

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>>6013207
I'm glad you loved it, i hope you got a nice kick out of it

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https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/791263226310909954

>tease the episode with previews and artwork
>can't even tell us when it airs
Can CN please learn how to promote shows?

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>>6013227
I sure did. Milfs are a weakness of mine, there's just something about a pair of weary eyes with crows feet that still contain so much love that just gets me. It's so heartwarming and hot at the same time.

>>6013228
i fucking hate cn

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>>6013153
>"Drop the pants please
We need art of Martha saying this to the viewer, like that one Steven pic, you know the one.

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>>6013228
>pupper has become mainstream

I fucking love that stupid word, that and doggo.

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>>6011096
>David B. Autista

You can't make this shit up senpai

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More Ruby boobies are needed.

Especially Leggy's.

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>>6013338
>Leggy lying there, all confused as she displays her chest to you, letting you fondle and feel them cutely
>Doc being all bossey about it as you tit fuck her large chest, knowing she loves it
>Army jerking you off to cum on her tits, her firm stature showing she means no funny business
>Navy being a pure slut and letting you fuck her cute butt as you fondle her chest
>Eyeball being stern and aggressive as she gives you a hand job, making you earn the view of her tits

Sounds ncie

>>6011372
Shittles! I, Rivet, a proud, silly /FREAK/, need my Amazonian alien space-spouse!
I NEED my damn cheese sandwich! GoshDARN!!
There is only one way to absolve this conundrum.
I...
Will write more Steven x Jasper fanfics. Read them here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Rivet/pseuds/Rivet

>>6011169
Why are those two sick women spitting on that innocent man!?
I'll molest the tittes of the large one and tell her she's beautiful. That will teach her!

>>6011163
Thank based Zuke

>>6011204
Gems are non-binary though. They're completely unary.

Reply to this post or your favourite gems become part of a cluster tonight.

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Hope you guys aren't attached to your computers.

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>>6011204
but they're rock people anon

https://discord.gg/A9MsfgA homeworld discord

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>>6013157
Good shit my man.

Any plans to add it to the pastebin so others can get their whackering on later?

Lapidot is my favorite character.

>>6011367
Bitch you're lucky I fell asleep or I would have fucking ended your fucking life

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>>6012517
love you too, weird dog

>>6012706
Heeeee's back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNGWQ6QVLDg

>>6013675
Lapidot is worst gem

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>>6013361
Yes please

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>>6013675
If you think about it Lapis and Peridot will never have a solo episode ever again without the other being involved somehow. They've basically become one character and it's all buildup to prepare the audience for the Lapidot permafusion.

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>>6013338

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>>6011367
>not liking HW rubies

You're gonna need an ambulance after I'm done fucking your ass.

>>6013361
i had a dream similar to that, feels good man

Rubies are so fat and ugly.

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>>6013761

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>>6013786
All of my hate

>>6013338
>>6013736
>>6013761
>>6013795
>>>/aco/941155

>>6013645
Yes mate, just let me convert it and edit it a bit and it will be up much later mah matey

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>>6011451
kill yourself

If you want to fuck any of the Rubies, you're a pedophile who wants to fuck little boys.
This is a fact.

>>6013880
Just cause ghey Rivet writes a story about Ruby fucking Steven with her five inch cock--that doesn't make Rubies little boys you silly fong-nipple!

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>>6012381
kill yourself

>>6012819
All she managed to determine in Barn Mates was that lazuli like "flying and water"...ultra basic

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I'm sad this won't be a short comic
But it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay

>>6013968
furry amethyst fucks bald peridot wearing a blanker? no thank you sir

>>6013968
Amethyst wants to make sweet, slow love to Peridot with Amethyst's rather-large cock.
I'd take that in and I'm a boy!

>>6013968
Peridot looks freaky without her hair

Guys, help me out. I specifically remember a scene where Buck addresses to Sour Cream how Lars tried to make him a salad in Shirt Club, but I rewatched the episode multiple times and it doesn't happen. Am I thinking of a different episode or did I make this up somehow?

>>6014014
They must have cut that out due to innuendo or time constraints, like how they cut out the salacious lesbian sex scene in reruns of that one episode of The Simpsons.

>>6014014
lars and the cool kids

>>6014034
Damn, this is just like the bucket of gas from that Spongebob episode. That was a good gag, and so was the Buck thing.

>>6014047
Nah, that happened before the salad thing. I also know because I saw this episode recently too; I'm rewatching the show with my suite mate who hasn't seen it.

>>6014014
>>6014057
I think it was in secret club or something
It happened at the pizza place

>>6014048
Thanks for telling me about the gas.
Heh heh.
I'd never seen that before.

>>6014048
The best gag in my book is how Steven gagged in on Amethyst's six-inch DICK in my ghey story, heh heh.
That was a big dick, heh.

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piss

>>6014153
Actually, those are impurities in her Gemflesh.

>>6014101
I thought that was the director's cut of Steven vs Amethyst?

Would you fuck Peridot's face?

>>6014195
I wish!
Rebecca Sugar has probably jilled her pussy a few times in secret to my shitty story, but she'd be dammed if Steven giving Amethyst's futa cock a HOT SEXY SHOTA blowjob became canon!

>>6014215
It seems too sharp.

>>6014215
Only if she'd let me lick her sweet, dripping cunt. This is the only correct answer.

>>6014215
I would take out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.

>>6014469
Completely unfuckable

>>6014469
Will Peridot adopt Dusty the cat?
My older brother was writing a story called "Jasper's Kitten". It's a sendup of the book "Coco's Kitten", or it was at least. Then he put all of his sexy Steven Universe fanfics on hold to focus on larger, more important projects.

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>>6014184
I've always liked the concept of "impure" Lazulis.

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MAYOR DEWEY

>>6014469
I want to slaughter it with my thumbs

>>6014561
That image is very impure, yes, thanks for sharing. Or sharting; I'm not sure which one.
But canonically Lapis would only do that for Steven.
How would Lapis French Steven's lips? Slow and sweet? Or would she ravish him?

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>>6014590
>>6014512
>>6014508

I want to rub Lapis' nipples

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>>6014647

>>6014648
Expressions are very fun to draw. Peridot wa kawaii desu.
Please draw more cute.

>>6014469
Literal perfection

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>>6014583
MAYOR HUEY

>>6014670
I want to rub Anon's nipples

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>>6014014
>I specifically remember a scene where Buck addresses to Sour Cream how Lars tried to make him a salad in Shirt Club

It was fanart.

They should've included something like that in the show though. They didn't address the Cool Kids not liking Lars' attitude until The New Lars which was too sudden.

I'm tired of townie episodes, but I wouldn't mind a Lars one if they're going to do more. I hate how this season they're adding new townie-esque characters just to make more episodes. (Mr.Frowney, Onion's friends)

>>6014673
What, then? Do you want Bismuth to ravish you? She has an 11 1/2-inch dick, let me tell you. It would not be easy to please.

>>6014719
I want Bismuth and Lapis to swordfight for Steven's virginity.

>>6014742
With real swords or their penis or both?

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>>6014742
Steven has already lost his virginity

>>6014779
Por que no los dos

>>6014825
Where's Stevonnie's penis?

>>6013898
>Rivet writes a story about Ruby fucking Steven with her five inch cock
Rivet please

>>6014825
I want all the gems to experience Kevin time

>>6014839
Because both would very sexy...but also very distracting for the participants.
How would Bismuth parry Lapis' blow while Lapis were blowing her peen?

>>6014561
>>6014647
>>6014673
Omg lol

>>6014886
You're the writer; not me. You decide how.

>>6014874
It was really just the second and third chapters of "Semen Cumiverse: The Galxay's Cumdump". I don't think the Steven x Ruby pair is so "hot", lol, so I wouldn't write a standalone story about that.

Also, I, Rivet, was the one that call myself ghey.

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>unironically liking Lapis

lapis is crapis

>>6014921
>chapters
I have some reading to do

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>>6014942
Retarded fapbait whore

>>6014886
Swordfighting with dicks doesn't mean blowjobs, just their dicks rubbing together as they battle it out

>>6014886
>>6014914
Shooting poopy-tits. Now I have to research fencing and drink 5-hour Energy this afternoon to write that fat, nasty-bitch. Where is the nearest convenience store!?

...I actually like the dynamic of the rivalry between Lapis and Bismuth. Lapis is a bit bitter and wants revenge for what Bismuth did to her all those centuries ago, and she seeks to prove herself to be strong, despite being a much smaller Gem.

Bismuth is proud and arrogant and thinks she has the right to Steven's innocence as the servant of Steven's mother, but Lapis, a pauper, wants to prove she is worthy of an aristocrat, the son of Rose Quartz.

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>Indexer survived another earthquake

>>6014718
Do you happen to have said fanart?

>>6015033
I'm dying
Also dubs

>>6014946
Please enjoy it. I worked hard as ever-else to write that dirty bitch, so please consider it art an maybe leave a Kudos if you like it.

>>6014973
I actually envisioned them just smacking their dick hard against one another like juveniles.
It was very sophisticated.

>>6015033
Fucking great.

>>6015072
Parry Parry
THRUST

>>6015066
Please don't die.
You must live to read my well written fan-drivel.
Also sweetie, you've gotten dubs as well.

>>6015072
>literal lightsaber duels

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>>6015037
>Indexer survived

>>6015090
Fair enuff

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This is my favorite gem.

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>>6015148
She was my favorite gem, first.

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Can someone who's better than me at identifying boarders tell me who boarded this scene from near the end of Barn Mates? It's the part where Peridot is getting mad at Lapis for breaking her tape recorder.

>>6015084
Thank you for your feedback. I sincerely appreciate it greatly.

>>6015085
That is beautifully clever and simultaneously sexily fitting. Thank also for sharing.

>>6015103
I remember doing that delicious, dirty shit back in the day. Back in MY day. I'm actually a very old oldfag.

>>6015120
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. Also I'm sorry to respond to you last, but you were the final fellow sequentially.

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>>6015162
I loved her before Mirror Gem.

>>6015178
Look at the Juke hair.

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>>6015148
Here's mein
I favor every last roll

>>6015178
Looks like just Zuke. There's only so many possibilities; Zuke, Hilary, less commonly Amber, even more rarely Sugar...

>>6015178
Zuke

>>6015178
zuke did (but hillary boarded the episode too)

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>>6015210
I loved her before this show even aired.

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Sour cream X Martha fic is up and running, i hope you guys enjoy it and let me know if you got any favorite bits and whatnot

http://pastebin.com/1gaxKuT2

Enjoy!

>>6015214
what if theres vegetable in that cheeseburger

>>6015224
That's not possible.
Unless you sir are Time Troll--the Troll who gained mast'ry over time and space.
Shit. How do you even? I want to do that shit. For reasons. Reasons know only to ME.

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>>6015214
fat ugly stupid retard bitch cunt slob

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>>6015224
I loved her before Sucrose got traumatized by her mother.

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>>6015246
Since she's a pumpkin, it would be cannibalism. But I don't think Jasper is the type to get caught up in details

>>6015210
>>6015214
>>6015217
>>6015221
Cool thanks. Was curious because I actually liked how Peridot reacted to Lapis being a cunt, and I was wondering if Zuke actually had it in her to write something compelling or if it was Hilary or someone who wasn't listed.

I think this is one of the only scenes Zuke did that I actually liked.

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>>6015272
I loved her before the building blocks of this very universe were even a thought in God's mind.

>>6015276
She made Peridot take it very well so people wouldn't hesitate to ship them ("abuse")

Compare with how peridot was screaming and in near tears when Amethyst did something similar in TSTR

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fuck lapis
fuck pearl
fuck peridot

>>6015320
Yes
No
Can't

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>>6015320
*wwarps into thread*
fuck you

>>6015284
You've loved her unto eternity?
Shit, you've loved her the longest, sweetie. YOU deserve all the La-piss-puss.

>>6015301
The situation was pretty different. Peridot was using the tablet as an escape when Amethyst ripped it away from her vs Lapis being given the recorder as a gift before destroying it. Both are pretty bad, but it would likely get somewhat different responses from Peridot.

But yeah, I can see what you're saying. I'm not really sure if I'd have preferred her to take it worse in Barn Mates or better in TStR, but her getting mad at Lapis was a nice moment.

DIAMON'D
QUARTZ'D
SMITH'D
PISS'D
FUSE'D

>>6015422
SHATTER'D

>>6015232
It's silly like my tender nipples; however it must be revised and streamlined to read more smoothly.
It's nice to finally meet you, BeefcakeLlama. I've seen you around on AO3 but we've never spoken in person. I'm Rivet.

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>>6015320
they're the most popular characters
and they're all "white-coded"
really makes you think

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>>6015422
dot'd

>>6015457
What happens when a rapist rapes a rapist?

>>6015457
That "cock-asians" have fucked the AISAN?
Why do you all even cal Ms. Helen Jo that? It's very rude and racist!

>>6015430
RUBY'D
SAPPHIRE'D
DOT'D

>>6015479
A surreal, yet extra-sexy kind of rape

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>>6015479
love

>>6015479
That's just Steven riding Jasper's fat 10-inch, as Steven is the just the shitty reincarnation of Rose Quartz.
Read chapter three for more: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378014/

>>6015479
WWIII

>>6015479
rape

>>6015496
Drawing characters that aren't Peridot or Lapis must trigger her

>>6015479
It shortcircuits reality, resulting in consensual sex under a blanket in the missionary position

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>>6015550

>>6015550
These two haven't raped or murdered ANYONE, weaksauce

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>>6015497
>tfw Bismuth is bigger than Jasper

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>>6015564
Yet...

>>6015558

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>>6015577

>>6015479
It's just regular rape
not even flavoured

>>6015435
Ah yes, nice to meet you, though i don't really know you, sounds like your a fan on mine.

Nice to meet you to, also thank you, it was converted from a greentext, so mind the awkward writing, hope you liked it

>>6015577
>better bara
>nice voice
>not fat
>very nice
>more connection to EVERY gem
>not a hypocrite
>strong morals
>very useful
>not double dead
why do people like jasper again?

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What does she even do?

What is Stevonnie unzipped her little jean shorts and popped her nice dick out and asked if you were cool bro

>>6015274
From looking at the original picture, it looks like a double cheeseburger. After doing more research, a cheeseburger contains 2 veggie, onion and pickle. But wait, if it contains onion, Jasper is murderer

>>6015607
She's the object of Zuke's projections.

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>>6015607
meme

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>>6015594
>that filename
Huh. I'm going to have these obnoxious filenames now because I switched something up

Testing testing

>>6015609
I'm not gay I just like feminine dicks.

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>>6015602
Lol, delusions or something

>>6015607
Knowing shit about some rocks

>>6015609
I would suck it

>>6015607
Destroys Steven's anus with her 14-inch Gremlindong

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Gnarly

>>6015607
autistic tantrums with info dump intermissions
same as garnet, a character that's fully developed and is now basically dead

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>>6015607
Murder Jasper

>>6015647
What is Ocean Jasper saying?

>>6015607
She sucks Lapis off.

>>6015660
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...

Ocean man...

Ocean man...

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

>>6015649
So Zuke?

>>6015660
>nyaaaaaaah

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>>6015672
Copulate with me.

>>6015577
Size isn't everything, So say I, Rivet, the boi-oracle. The boreacle, if you will. Because I'll bore you to death with my sexy futa-on-male fapfiction.

Being ten inches long allows Jasper to attack Steven's butt more powerfully and smoothly; for him it'd fell better than if his boi-butt were beign battered by Bismuth's big bara balls. Beautiful.

>>6015649
>Garnet
>Fully developed
Nice meme. She has plenty of room to develop. The show just pretends it's not there.

You're not wrong about Peridot though. Zuke's terrible writing aside, I'm curious as to where they plan on taking her character from here. Sucrose had to have a plan for her beyond learning to like earth, but she doesn't really have much character growth potential left.

>>6015687
gladly

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>>6015652
But sexually

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>>6015646

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>>6015695
Jasper's penis is too tiny to please anyone.

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>>6015730

>>6015712
Garnet can only develop more if she separates and develops the two retards. They could do an arc about her leadership problems but I guess no one cares about that.

After Peridot finally fuses and reforms with a star she's finished, unless they asspull another "era 2 metal powers" with her. That's the downfall of giving her like 10 episodes in a row.

>>6015730
How did she pierce her with that dildo? It doesn't contain any metal.

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>>6015738
Do not make fun of Jasper's extremely SMALL, TINY, UNLARGE, NOT BIG, bepis

It's a sore point just like her undersized gem

Lapiss a Lapoop

>>6015672
>tfw everytime I see/hear ocean man on sites I think it's people that like ween but it's actually just a meme
>>6015607
rapes lapis mercilessly

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>>6015803
i swear to fucking god i dare you to say this dumb shit again you fucking motherfucker

>>6015821
Lapiss
a
Lapoop

>>6015821
LAPISS A LAPOOP

>>6015755
Don't underestimate the Mala-cock.

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>>6015794
>that fucking edit

I had a kek and a half

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post /furry/

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>>6014014
I wrote that.

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>>6015841

>>6015712
I have a feeling Peridot is still learning about enjoying life on Earth and eventually something will happen and she'll realize there's a cost for living on Earth and it's not perfect.

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>>6015841
>CL
YUK
But pic related, it's jaspers furosona
>>6015850
And the member of the furry fandom herself

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what if lapis turned into a shark and ate peridot whole lolol

>>6015750
Saying they could do an arc about something but no one cares about it is pretty short sighted. No one cares about it because it hasn't ever gotten attention. People will care once it becomes an issue because it would add depth to Garnet along with giving her a much needed break from her stoic attitude.

The two retards do need development, but Garnet has the issues of being forced into being the leader, and her reliance on violence. The violence thing doesn't really get attention, but she does it when she's panicked or upset, like when she threatened Peridot when Peridot was talking about Earth's potential as a colony and insulting Rose, then proceed to smash the console for no reason.

>>6015750
I don't think she will gain another unexpected power. Personally I don't have much trouble with that metal power of hers. The build up was shit, but the actual power fits quite well. One reason being that irl peridots contain a bit of metal within the stone and are slightly magnetic. I can't possibly think of any other properties of the stone leading to another kind of power, so I think we're good.

>>6015872
pumpkin dog will start to rot and peridot won't understand because of her autism and then lapis will call her a dumbass bitch and take the dog out back to put it out of it's misery

>>6015879
I'd sensually rub her dorsal fin before giving her tailfin a nice slap

Stevonnie dick girl porn?

>>6015909
Is that a question?

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>>6015878
I'm kinda startin' to like her

>>6015872
Perhaps she needs a good kidnapping by humans

>>6015931
Too bad they've pretty much already established that all humans are completely retarded and uninterested in gems.

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>>6015926
Dang. Me too. Ever since I found this gif of all things, plus the memey possibilities of Jasper being a furry are rich

When will Steven kill himself?

>>6015931
Cue Area 51.
It's just to perfect.
A fanwork worthy of the kool, unnamed doujin studio that my non-ghey, str8 older brother leatherkittenboots started.

>>6015959
The end of the series.

>>6015878
>Actually thinking that's attractive.

If I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

>>6015971
But Jasper says she's super buff and sexy

>>6015878
It's a Metroid monster.
Put emo Lapis in a Power Suit and make her shoot that shit the hell up.

>>6015872
I mean, even if that is the case, I have a hard time seeing that stretched into more than 2 or 3 episodes. She doesn't really have any character traits to work on besides her overly optimistic nature surrounding Earth. Her reliance on technology would have been a great thing to have an arc about, but it was brought up and solved in the span of 3 minutes.

The best case scenario is as her powers grow, she starts to get cocky, and her cockiness starts to cause problems with the other gems, which might actually be quite interesting, since I think it would be the first case of negative development for a character besides maybe Steven becoming a lot more self deprecating.

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>>6015956
I blame you for this
You won't stop posting all these dank papes of her

>>6015914
It's a request.

>>6015982
Which beam would she be weak to?

My guess is Ice Beam.

I don't hate Peridot but I'm really tired of her so I hope we don't get any more episodes about her

>>6015982
Or have her dress up as Link to seal the beast.

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>>6015897
I would like a story about why it's possible for Peridot to have powers in the first place. The introduction was rushed as hell and became a deus ex machina, but maybe at the very least we can have some proper exploration into why gen 2 gems aren't as incapable as HW thinks.

I just hope it's not some BS single plot point resolution, like Steven "healed" her or something.

>>6016030
Might as well stop watching the show then.

>>6015997
They are very few and far between, and tough to specifically to try and look for because the damned thing doesn't even have a name

Plus, Smoky Quartz and our regularly corrupted Jasper stole all the artistic thunder from Earthlings

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>>6016030
I hope Peridot becomes edgy.

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Would you penetrate the Rube puss?

>>6016048
So...second part of this >>6015984?

>>6016063
Edgier than Lapis, I mean.

You know what?
Just swap their personalities, I want to see Lapis just act like a total spaz.

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>>6016048

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>>6016050
rube puss is for sapphire only