/sug/ Steven Universe General - Meme Barn Edition
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>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
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>Archived threads
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>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>6011068
>giant fucking signature IN ADDITION to a website logo
jesus christ David eat a dick
lapis is worst gem
>>6011068
David B. Autist: A Art.
>>6011163
zuke a shit
Peridot is a meme
Jasper is fucked
>>6011068
Jasper is fat
Garnet is boring
Amethyst was a mistake
>>6011248
who?
Pearl is perfect
>>6011231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>6011163
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
Who /fluffy/ here ???
>>6011333
>worst VA on the show also voices the most characters
Was Charlyne Yi fucking Sugar when she was looking the applications or something
>>6011344
liking lapis is a meme
>tfw no giant stronk amzonian space rock to wrestle in bed with
>tfw you will never be her teddy bear
Why live
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Whenever Peridot's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Peridot"?
>>6011413
>AGENT PPPPPP
>>6011413
Pearl needs to be louder, trendier, and have access to a biker dyke
>>6011413
>>6011420
Sounds retarded.
You both are retarded.
>Still no OST rip for Soundtrack Attack.
I don't know why this bothers me, but it does.
Also, more maid Pearl.
>>6011428
this. her power level is now exceeding above expectations.
So what was Lapis purpose?
Everyone else seems to be made for something
>>6011451
emo/waifubait
The show got worse the second amethyst threw the limb enhancers into the ocean
Prove me wrong protip you can't
>>6011462
The sow was gonna be worse the minute Peridot joined the team but then they had to make it worse and throw away the only thing that made her good and try to make her a carbon copy of Lapis, battle-wise i mean, seriously Metal powers is such an asspull to try and be similar it just looks retarded.
Oh, and her "smart" but "an autistic asshole" personalty is dogshit that you'd expect to be the result from the writers fighting over how she is.
>>6011475
100% this.
especially the metal powers bullshit. fuck that entire episode and that power.
>>6011451
Used the surfaces of bodies of water to display past events she's seen
basically a camcorder
>>6011451
went to kindergartens to show newborn soldiers useful shit with her mirror powers and possibly fuck them
>>6011475
wow I'm not the only one that hates peridot's random metal powers?
i would have liked it better if her power was something more unique and less ridiculously op like super speed or something, or if (since they puled that random era 2 gem bullshit out of nowhere) she had no power at all and just used her techy skills to build weapons and armor for herself.
>>6011462
The Sardonyx arc is where things started being not as good. I've never really been a fan of Peridot but Too Short to Ride is when I started to hate her.
>>6011527
Her metal powers just put her in the Lapis tier range of OP.
She may have the chance to BE OP.
But she needs the fucking materials TO BE OP.
Without them she's just as useless as Lapis.
Also they really should have made her make techs and armors for the gems instead of giving her to Zuke to make into her gay fanfiction couple with Lapis.
>>6011544
>Lapis lifted an entire Ocean
>Peridot could barely lift a bar that weighed as much as her at most
nah man
>>6011795
its the perfect size for fitting in your lap
>>6011791
Still killed Jasper and made the barn Codename Kids Next Door tier.
>>6011964
mega milk mum
>>6011964
Sapphire is better to be honest
>>6011972
Jasper is bestter than both to be completely honest with you my man
What's with this thread? Is it some elaborate trolling?
26oct
>anonnce
ahahahahaasdhdashdashdashjfadsjfnklgjnkrw;gggr0-opr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-tJHAuKv4
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING NIGGAS
>>6012114
>asian trash
>>6012171
>Boar drifting
>Moose platforming
You are the trash here, sir.
>>6011795
>>6011440
Did someone say maid Pearl
Love you /sug/
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
So why hasn't homeworld sent a single lapis lazuli to fuck the earth up yet?
Unless our lapis is ridiculously powerful, homeworld could solve the whole earth problem with one gem.
>>6011163
Heres another (you) for you you hue hue hue.
>>6011068
I found a new way to describe sug. (unless somebody else thought of it first)
World war waifu. Because all you people seem to do here is fight over waifu's. Makes zero sense but whatever.
>>6012638
It's possible that limited resources have prevented certain kinds of gems from being manufactured any longer.
Also, Homeworld may not know the full capacity of a Lazuli's power. If they're not for combat, they'd have no reason to investigate combat effectiveness. After all, Lapis got fucked up with a punch to the back.
>>6012676
Are you talking shit about my waifu?
In the mood for some practice, throw me some greentext requests my way me mateys.
>>6012706
Something like this, but with Steven and Jasper
>>6012339
does it have a hole
>>6012683
They probably aren't for combat, you're right. But don't you think our lapis would have mentioned the fact that she used the entire planet's ocean in an attempt to get home? Then the diamonds would have known about the extent of her control.
Maybe there are no lapises left that have water powers. But then our peridot says they like water and flying so obviously there are some left.
I would really like to see some elaboration on this in the show.
>>6012667
thanks immunity cat
>>6012777
As would I. She's a big unknown that's been around since the first season, with more mysteries popping up each season, and she's just sitting in the barn watching TV and fuck all else.
Maybe Peridot knows about Lapis' in an intellectual way. Part of her kindergartner education?
>>6012706
Martha sells weed to Sourcream and then gets him to cum all over her slightly bony body after a blowjob because he's short on the cash to pay her.
>>6012706
Lapis, Amethyst, and Peridot agree to a 3-way.
Lapis and Amethyst progressively get more possessive over Peridot.
>>6011286
A reminder that Pearl has a nasty cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymfeJTKn8E&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNyQbg3mLMs
>>6012706
Lars going to a haunted house and getting snatched by this thing into the back and molested, having to hold back his moans because others are enjoying the spooky ride while he's being caressed and eventually violated?
>>6012706
Jasper, Lapis, and Pearl in a pie eating contest. Jasper and Lapis are trying to out-compete each other. Pearl is struggling to take a bite. Using a spoon.
>>6012883
A creampie eating contest?
>>6012890
Yeah, why not. As long as it's food.
>>6012902
Well in that case Pearl would be the winner by a mile, she loves eating out pussy, and therefore the cum within the pussy.
>>6012927
> As long as it's food.
God damn it why do you do this
>>6012731
>Jasper, you've been training for a week straight. Maybe its time to take a break?
>Then jasper says something back at Steven thats witty or something.
> Garnet: mmmmmhmmmmmmm
>>6012777
Concert artist or something probably. She seems like a bit of an actor, and immense water powers would be good for theatrics.
>>6012939
>he's never eaten cum
>>6012693
Only person I'm talking shit about is you anon :)
>>6011791
Bullets. Or lightweight metal with high strength.
>>6012963
>Bullets
Peridot is a living gun.
Drawfags pls
>>6012777
Maybe Lapis didn't get the chance to explain how she got away. She's a criminal on Homeworld, after all. Soon as she said she came from Earth she was likely locked away for being a Crystal Gem.
>>6012969
>>6012970
I think it was left ambiguous. Obviously they questioned her, but she could have been imprisoned either as soon as she arrived on HW or after the exchange on the beach in The Return.
She blamed Peri for dragging her back to Earth, but they still might have had her in captivity on HW already when she was enlisted on the Earth mission, and she's blaming Peridot strictly for the fact that she's on Earth and not on HW. It's possible she thought she could convince someone she was innocent if she could tell the story to someone if she was being detained as soon as she reached HW.
Otherwise, Jasper was the one who imprisoned her after she found out Lapis lied about Steven.
It's hard to say exactly when she was first locked up, but given her despondent attitude in both the landing on the beach and when Steven tried to help her out of her cell compared to her normal zealotry over her freedom like in Mirror Gem and the end of Jailbreak, it seems likely she was jailed on HW and it broke her spirit a bit by the time The Return rolled around.
Though, that would raise even further questions as to how she got her hands on the comms device that let her contact the gems in The Message.
>>6012828
Sure thing!
>Anther good deal, another push of income. Martha was in her basement, growing her usual breed of Marijuana, taking good care of them, making sure that they were feed properly.
>She smiled to herself, wiping away beads of sweat from her brow, looking over her work.
>"Growing rather nicely, this new batch will surely help me keep my stress down." she said to herself calmly before hearing Lars upstairs yelling and swearing at his father about how he thinks that spending time with him is "lame", causing Martha to get agitated, grabbing a lit blunt and puffing it up, helping her relax.
>She sighed, sitting down on her chair, relaxing as her husband came down, locking the basement door behind him, peaking down from the stair railing.
>"Hey honey, I gotta head out for work. Our son is off to go eh....."Blow it all down." whatever that means. If you see anything please call the police ok, I don't want last week’s incident to happen again.." he said with a frown.
>Martha frowned as well, "I hope our sweetie understands that we love him." she says, pushing in another hit.
>"Yea....hey mind if I grab some? I already stressed as it is." Martha's husband replied.
>Martha smiled and nodded, "Anything for my loving husband." she said, blowing him a kiss.
>Martha's husband blew back a kiss and left back upstairs, walking out the door and driving away, leaving Martha to her own devices.
>Martha reclined in her large chair for a few hours, taking a nice long nap, feeling nice and comfy as well as relaxed and forgetting about the world, letting it all drift by like a passing wind.
>However she was awoken by a ringing at the door, she grumbled a bit and straighten herself up, walking up to the door, looking into a mirror and fixing her hair before answering the door, "Hello?"
>She was surprised at what she saw; it was Sour Cream, the friendly hipster/DJ, who was standing there, looking his usual bored self.
Continued
>>6013135
>"Is Lars here?" he asked calmly and smoothly.
>Martha shook her head, "Sorry, he left a while ago, I’m not really sure where he went." she said, groaning and remembering how much of a pain her son was being.
>"Well, I was supposed to buy some eh, "relaxers" for my upcoming hangout with my friends. But I won't bother you..." Sour Cream said, slowly walking away
>Martha's eyes lit up, "Well I mean, I kind of do have that...I mean, if you’re not going to tell anyone..." she said slowly, looking away
>Sour cream turned around and smiled, walking slowly back over, "Sure, I mean, if your selling I don't mind buying, you seem chill after all, you’re the mom of Lars" he said, smiling
>Martha let Sour cream inside, leading him down to her basement, showing off her grown product and plants, Sour cream smiled and nodded, "Pretty chill place."
>Martha nodded, "Yea I guess so....we usually grow to help out with stress..." Martha said, sitting down in her chair, sighing.
>"So how much do you want?" Martha asked, looking tiredly at Sour cream
>"About a pound" Sour cream shrugged
>Martha shrugged as well, going over to her storage and pulling out about a pound, walking over to Sour cream and holding it with two hands
>"That will be about, hmmmm, I would say, 200, yes 200, I don't usually sell sooo...." Martha said calmly
>Sour cream frowned, "I only got about 50 bucks man, tell ya what, I give you the 50, and then I’ll pay you the 150 next month, how’s that?"
>Martha shook her head, "No thanks, I need the money now, I need to make sure that you’re not going to trick me or something." she said with annoyance in her voice.
>"Well how about something else, anything else you want?" Sour cream said, looking annoyed as well.
>Martha thought to herself, looking up and down Sour cream, admiring his figure and his cuteness, thinking to herself more before speaking up.
Continued
>>6013142
>"Drop the pants please, I know a way to make you pay." she said, putting the pound of weed on her chair,
>Sour cream blushed as Martha undid his pants, dropping them down showing off his alien underwear, before Marth pulled those down, revealing his cock and nuts
>Sour cream blushed more as Martha casually felt his cock, feeling it roughly and smoothly, watching it slowly get aroused as Sour cream panted, "Are you sure about this?" he said nervously
>Martha smiled and licked his growing member, "Why not? My husband won't be home for a while, plus it’s nice to get some practice from a handsome young man." she said flirty, grabbing his growing shaft and rubbing his foreskin up and down slowly, tugging at the skin with gentle yet roughness, making Sour cream let out another moan of pleasure.
>Martha sat Sour cream down on her chair, servicing him as she slide his tip into her mouth, wrapping her tongue around it, getting her spit all over his cock and nuts as it gently dripped down, making sure he felt good. She slowly stuffed his rod into her mouth, causing Sour cream to moan loudly, pre slowly forming at the tip
>Martha began to suck the head with talent, her tongue playing with his tip as her lips sucked and fondled the side of the cock, pulling the foreskin u[p and down as she bobbed her head, lapping up his precum
>Sour cream held onto Martha’s head as she blew him harder and faster, bobbing more and more, his nuts feeling tensed as his shaft was coated in spit and pre, making it all wet and slippery, good for Martha's mouth
>Martha gagged as she took in his cock down her throat deeply, sucking as hard as she could as she fondled and squeezed Sour Creams nuts, making sure they were feeling good as his spit coated cock throbbed and twitched in her mouth, his orgasm feeling close
>"Ah, I’m close!" Sour cream shouted, moaning and groaning as her pushed down Martha's head, causing her to gag loudly as Sour cream moaned the loudest.
Continued
>>6013153
>His cock and nuts shuttered and throbbed as his cock began to pump and shoot thick hot ropes of cum down Martha's throat, making her drink it down.
>Martha gulped down a few ropes before pulling out, letting Sour cream, blast her face with his hot cum, covering it up in whiteness as Sour screams slimy cock was out in the open, erect and dripping fluids, making a puddle on the floor and chair.
>Sour cream groaned, his cock going back to flaccid as it spurted out the last few ropes of cum, making him sit there, panting and groaning, tired as hell
>Martha giggled, licking her lips and face, "Hehe, that was fun." she said to Sour cream, kissing him before patting his head, wiping her face a she handed him the bag of weed, letting Sour cream leaving with a tired walk.
>Sour cream left the house, drained and relaxed as did Martha, who was causally rubbing her pussy, groaning and moaning as she used some of sour Creams cum to finger herself, moaning in bliss as she felt carefree again, her pussy squirting before passing out in exhaustion and heat, nice and relaxed.
I hope you enjoyed it, let me know if you got any favorite parts!
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>6013183
honestly it's been my lifelong dream for pearl to fill me with her inferior servitor semen
>>6013135
>>6013142
>>6013153
>>6013157
Cheesy petes that was nice. Also my favourite part had to be the last part, Martha with just a little bit of cum left on her face playing with her pussy through the fabric of her dress and panties, being wet enough to soak through the two layers is the hottest image I can think of.
>>6013207
I'm glad you loved it, i hope you got a nice kick out of it
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/791263226310909954
>tease the episode with previews and artwork
>can't even tell us when it airs
Can CN please learn how to promote shows?
>>6013227
I sure did. Milfs are a weakness of mine, there's just something about a pair of weary eyes with crows feet that still contain so much love that just gets me. It's so heartwarming and hot at the same time.
>>6013228
i fucking hate cn
>>6013153
>"Drop the pants please
We need art of Martha saying this to the viewer, like that one Steven pic, you know the one.
>>6013228
>pupper has become mainstream
I fucking love that stupid word, that and doggo.
>>6011096
>David B. Autista
You can't make this shit up senpai
More Ruby boobies are needed.
Especially Leggy's.
>>6013338
>Leggy lying there, all confused as she displays her chest to you, letting you fondle and feel them cutely
>Doc being all bossey about it as you tit fuck her large chest, knowing she loves it
>Army jerking you off to cum on her tits, her firm stature showing she means no funny business
>Navy being a pure slut and letting you fuck her cute butt as you fondle her chest
>Eyeball being stern and aggressive as she gives you a hand job, making you earn the view of her tits
Sounds ncie
>>6011372
Shittles! I, Rivet, a proud, silly /FREAK/, need my Amazonian alien space-spouse!
I NEED my damn cheese sandwich! GoshDARN!!
There is only one way to absolve this conundrum.
I...
Will write more Steven x Jasper fanfics. Read them here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Rivet/pseuds/Rivet
>>6011169
Why are those two sick women spitting on that innocent man!?
I'll molest the tittes of the large one and tell her she's beautiful. That will teach her!
>>6011163
Thank based Zuke
>>6011204
Gems are non-binary though. They're completely unary.
Reply to this post or your favourite gems become part of a cluster tonight.
Hope you guys aren't attached to your computers.
>>6011204
but they're rock people anon
https://discord.gg/A9MsfgA homeworld discord
>>6013157
Good shit my man.
Any plans to add it to the pastebin so others can get their whackering on later?
Lapidot is my favorite character.
>>6011367
Bitch you're lucky I fell asleep or I would have fucking ended your fucking life
>>6012517
love you too, weird dog
>>6012706
Heeeee's back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNGWQ6QVLDg
>>6013675
Lapidot is worst gem
>>6013361
Yes please
>>6013675
If you think about it Lapis and Peridot will never have a solo episode ever again without the other being involved somehow. They've basically become one character and it's all buildup to prepare the audience for the Lapidot permafusion.
>>6013338
>>6011367
>not liking HW rubies
You're gonna need an ambulance after I'm done fucking your ass.
>>6013361
i had a dream similar to that, feels good man
Rubies are so fat and ugly.
>>6013761
>>6013786
All of my hate
>>6013645
Yes mate, just let me convert it and edit it a bit and it will be up much later mah matey
>>6011451
kill yourself
If you want to fuck any of the Rubies, you're a pedophile who wants to fuck little boys.
This is a fact.
>>6013880
Just cause ghey Rivet writes a story about Ruby fucking Steven with her five inch cock--that doesn't make Rubies little boys you silly fong-nipple!
>>6012381
kill yourself
>>6012819
All she managed to determine in Barn Mates was that lazuli like "flying and water"...ultra basic
I'm sad this won't be a short comic
But it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay
>>6013968
furry amethyst fucks bald peridot wearing a blanker? no thank you sir
>>6013968
Amethyst wants to make sweet, slow love to Peridot with Amethyst's rather-large cock.
I'd take that in and I'm a boy!
>>6013968
Peridot looks freaky without her hair
Guys, help me out. I specifically remember a scene where Buck addresses to Sour Cream how Lars tried to make him a salad in Shirt Club, but I rewatched the episode multiple times and it doesn't happen. Am I thinking of a different episode or did I make this up somehow?
>>6014014
They must have cut that out due to innuendo or time constraints, like how they cut out the salacious lesbian sex scene in reruns of that one episode of The Simpsons.
>>6014014
lars and the cool kids
>>6014034
Damn, this is just like the bucket of gas from that Spongebob episode. That was a good gag, and so was the Buck thing.
>>6014047
Nah, that happened before the salad thing. I also know because I saw this episode recently too; I'm rewatching the show with my suite mate who hasn't seen it.
>>6014048
Thanks for telling me about the gas.
Heh heh.
I'd never seen that before.
>>6014048
The best gag in my book is how Steven gagged in on Amethyst's six-inch DICK in my ghey story, heh heh.
That was a big dick, heh.
piss
>>6014153
Actually, those are impurities in her Gemflesh.
>>6014101
I thought that was the director's cut of Steven vs Amethyst?
Would you fuck Peridot's face?
>>6014195
I wish!
Rebecca Sugar has probably jilled her pussy a few times in secret to my shitty story, but she'd be dammed if Steven giving Amethyst's futa cock a HOT SEXY SHOTA blowjob became canon!
>>6014215
It seems too sharp.
>>6014215
Only if she'd let me lick her sweet, dripping cunt. This is the only correct answer.
>>6014215
I would take out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.
>>6014469
Completely unfuckable
>>6014469
Will Peridot adopt Dusty the cat?
My older brother was writing a story called "Jasper's Kitten". It's a sendup of the book "Coco's Kitten", or it was at least. Then he put all of his sexy Steven Universe fanfics on hold to focus on larger, more important projects.
>>6014184
I've always liked the concept of "impure" Lazulis.
MAYOR DEWEY
>>6014469
I want to slaughter it with my thumbs
>>6014561
That image is very impure, yes, thanks for sharing. Or sharting; I'm not sure which one.
But canonically Lapis would only do that for Steven.
How would Lapis French Steven's lips? Slow and sweet? Or would she ravish him?
>>6014590
>>6014512
>>6014508
I want to rub Lapis' nipples
>>6014647
>>6014648
Expressions are very fun to draw. Peridot wa kawaii desu.
Please draw more cute.
>>6014469
Literal perfection
>>6014583
MAYOR HUEY
>>6014670
I want to rub Anon's nipples
>>6014014
>I specifically remember a scene where Buck addresses to Sour Cream how Lars tried to make him a salad in Shirt Club
It was fanart.
They should've included something like that in the show though. They didn't address the Cool Kids not liking Lars' attitude until The New Lars which was too sudden.
I'm tired of townie episodes, but I wouldn't mind a Lars one if they're going to do more. I hate how this season they're adding new townie-esque characters just to make more episodes. (Mr.Frowney, Onion's friends)
>>6014673
What, then? Do you want Bismuth to ravish you? She has an 11 1/2-inch dick, let me tell you. It would not be easy to please.
>>6014719
I want Bismuth and Lapis to swordfight for Steven's virginity.
>>6014742
With real swords or their penis or both?
>>6014742
Steven has already lost his virginity
>>6014779
Por que no los dos
>>6014825
Where's Stevonnie's penis?
>>6013898
>Rivet writes a story about Ruby fucking Steven with her five inch cock
Rivet please
>>6014825
I want all the gems to experience Kevin time
>>6014839
Because both would very sexy...but also very distracting for the participants.
How would Bismuth parry Lapis' blow while Lapis were blowing her peen?
>>6014886
You're the writer; not me. You decide how.
>>6014874
It was really just the second and third chapters of "Semen Cumiverse: The Galxay's Cumdump". I don't think the Steven x Ruby pair is so "hot", lol, so I wouldn't write a standalone story about that.
Also, I, Rivet, was the one that call myself ghey.
>unironically liking Lapis
lapis is crapis
>>6014921
>chapters
I have some reading to do
>>6014942
Retarded fapbait whore
>>6014886
Swordfighting with dicks doesn't mean blowjobs, just their dicks rubbing together as they battle it out
>>6014886
>>6014914
Shooting poopy-tits. Now I have to research fencing and drink 5-hour Energy this afternoon to write that fat, nasty-bitch. Where is the nearest convenience store!?
...I actually like the dynamic of the rivalry between Lapis and Bismuth. Lapis is a bit bitter and wants revenge for what Bismuth did to her all those centuries ago, and she seeks to prove herself to be strong, despite being a much smaller Gem.
Bismuth is proud and arrogant and thinks she has the right to Steven's innocence as the servant of Steven's mother, but Lapis, a pauper, wants to prove she is worthy of an aristocrat, the son of Rose Quartz.
>Indexer survived another earthquake
>>6014718
Do you happen to have said fanart?
>>6015033
I'm dying
Also dubs
>>6015033
Fucking great.
>>6015072
Parry Parry
THRUST
>>6015066
Please don't die.
You must live to read my well written fan-drivel.
Also sweetie, you've gotten dubs as well.
>>6015072
>literal lightsaber duels
>>6015037
>Indexer survived
>>6015090
Fair enuff
This is my favorite gem.
>>6015148
She was my favorite gem, first.
Can someone who's better than me at identifying boarders tell me who boarded this scene from near the end of Barn Mates? It's the part where Peridot is getting mad at Lapis for breaking her tape recorder.
>>6015084
Thank you for your feedback. I sincerely appreciate it greatly.
>>6015085
That is beautifully clever and simultaneously sexily fitting. Thank also for sharing.
>>6015103
I remember doing that delicious, dirty shit back in the day. Back in MY day. I'm actually a very old oldfag.
>>6015120
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. Also I'm sorry to respond to you last, but you were the final fellow sequentially.
>>6015162
I loved her before Mirror Gem.
>>6015178
Look at the Juke hair.
>>6015148
Here's mein
I favor every last roll
>>6015178
Looks like just Zuke. There's only so many possibilities; Zuke, Hilary, less commonly Amber, even more rarely Sugar...
>>6015178
Zuke
>>6015178
zuke did (but hillary boarded the episode too)
>>6015210
I loved her before this show even aired.
Sour cream X Martha fic is up and running, i hope you guys enjoy it and let me know if you got any favorite bits and whatnot
http://pastebin.com/1gaxKuT2
Enjoy!
>>6015214
what if theres vegetable in that cheeseburger
>>6015224
That's not possible.
Unless you sir are Time Troll--the Troll who gained mast'ry over time and space.
Shit. How do you even? I want to do that shit. For reasons. Reasons know only to ME.
>>6015214
fat ugly stupid retard bitch cunt slob
>>6015224
I loved her before Sucrose got traumatized by her mother.
>>6015246
Since she's a pumpkin, it would be cannibalism. But I don't think Jasper is the type to get caught up in details
>>6015210
>>6015214
>>6015217
>>6015221
Cool thanks. Was curious because I actually liked how Peridot reacted to Lapis being a cunt, and I was wondering if Zuke actually had it in her to write something compelling or if it was Hilary or someone who wasn't listed.
I think this is one of the only scenes Zuke did that I actually liked.
>>6015272
I loved her before the building blocks of this very universe were even a thought in God's mind.
>>6015276
She made Peridot take it very well so people wouldn't hesitate to ship them ("abuse")
Compare with how peridot was screaming and in near tears when Amethyst did something similar in TSTR
fuck lapis
fuck pearl
fuck peridot
>>6015320
Yes
No
Can't
>>6015320
*wwarps into thread*
fuck you
>>6015284
You've loved her unto eternity?
Shit, you've loved her the longest, sweetie. YOU deserve all the La-piss-puss.
>>6015301
The situation was pretty different. Peridot was using the tablet as an escape when Amethyst ripped it away from her vs Lapis being given the recorder as a gift before destroying it. Both are pretty bad, but it would likely get somewhat different responses from Peridot.
But yeah, I can see what you're saying. I'm not really sure if I'd have preferred her to take it worse in Barn Mates or better in TStR, but her getting mad at Lapis was a nice moment.
DIAMON'D
QUARTZ'D
SMITH'D
PISS'D
FUSE'D
>>6015422
SHATTER'D
>>6015232
It's silly like my tender nipples; however it must be revised and streamlined to read more smoothly.
It's nice to finally meet you, BeefcakeLlama. I've seen you around on AO3 but we've never spoken in person. I'm Rivet.
>>6015320
they're the most popular characters
and they're all "white-coded"
really makes you think
>>6015422
dot'd
>>6015457
What happens when a rapist rapes a rapist?
>>6015457
That "cock-asians" have fucked the AISAN?
Why do you all even cal Ms. Helen Jo that? It's very rude and racist!
>>6015430
RUBY'D
SAPPHIRE'D
DOT'D
>>6015479
A surreal, yet extra-sexy kind of rape
>>6015479
love
>>6015479
That's just Steven riding Jasper's fat 10-inch, as Steven is the just the shitty reincarnation of Rose Quartz.
Read chapter three for more: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378014/
>>6015479
WWIII
>>6015479
rape
>>6015496
Drawing characters that aren't Peridot or Lapis must trigger her
>>6015479
It shortcircuits reality, resulting in consensual sex under a blanket in the missionary position
>>6015550
>>6015550
These two haven't raped or murdered ANYONE, weaksauce
>>6015497
>tfw Bismuth is bigger than Jasper
>>6015564
Yet...
>>6015558
>>6015577
>>6015479
It's just regular rape
not even flavoured
>>6015435
Ah yes, nice to meet you, though i don't really know you, sounds like your a fan on mine.
Nice to meet you to, also thank you, it was converted from a greentext, so mind the awkward writing, hope you liked it
>>6015577
>better bara
>nice voice
>not fat
>very nice
>more connection to EVERY gem
>not a hypocrite
>strong morals
>very useful
>not double dead
why do people like jasper again?
What does she even do?
What is Stevonnie unzipped her little jean shorts and popped her nice dick out and asked if you were cool bro
>>6015274
From looking at the original picture, it looks like a double cheeseburger. After doing more research, a cheeseburger contains 2 veggie, onion and pickle. But wait, if it contains onion, Jasper is murderer
>>6015607
She's the object of Zuke's projections.
>>6015607
meme
>>6015594
>that filename
Huh. I'm going to have these obnoxious filenames now because I switched something up
Testing testing
>>6015609
I'm not gay I just like feminine dicks.
>>6015602
Lol, delusions or something
>>6015607
Knowing shit about some rocks
>>6015609
I would suck it
>>6015607
Destroys Steven's anus with her 14-inch Gremlindong
Gnarly
>>6015607
autistic tantrums with info dump intermissions
same as garnet, a character that's fully developed and is now basically dead
>>6015607
Murder Jasper
>>6015647
What is Ocean Jasper saying?
>>6015607
She sucks Lapis off.
>>6015660
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man...
Ocean man...
Ocean man...
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
>>6015649
So Zuke?
>>6015660
>nyaaaaaaah
>>6015672
Copulate with me.
>>6015577
Size isn't everything, So say I, Rivet, the boi-oracle. The boreacle, if you will. Because I'll bore you to death with my sexy futa-on-male fapfiction.
Being ten inches long allows Jasper to attack Steven's butt more powerfully and smoothly; for him it'd fell better than if his boi-butt were beign battered by Bismuth's big bara balls. Beautiful.
>>6015649
>Garnet
>Fully developed
Nice meme. She has plenty of room to develop. The show just pretends it's not there.
You're not wrong about Peridot though. Zuke's terrible writing aside, I'm curious as to where they plan on taking her character from here. Sucrose had to have a plan for her beyond learning to like earth, but she doesn't really have much character growth potential left.
>>6015687
gladly
>>6015652
But sexually
>>6015646
>>6015695
Jasper's penis is too tiny to please anyone.
>>6015730
>>6015712
Garnet can only develop more if she separates and develops the two retards. They could do an arc about her leadership problems but I guess no one cares about that.
After Peridot finally fuses and reforms with a star she's finished, unless they asspull another "era 2 metal powers" with her. That's the downfall of giving her like 10 episodes in a row.
>>6015730
How did she pierce her with that dildo? It doesn't contain any metal.
>>6015738
Do not make fun of Jasper's extremely SMALL, TINY, UNLARGE, NOT BIG, bepis
It's a sore point just like her undersized gem
Lapiss a Lapoop
>>6015803
i swear to fucking god i dare you to say this dumb shit again you fucking motherfucker
>>6015821
Lapiss
a
Lapoop
>>6015821
LAPISS A LAPOOP
>>6015755
Don't underestimate the Mala-cock.
>>6015794
>that fucking edit
I had a kek and a half
post /furry/
>>6014014
I wrote that.
>>6015841
>>6015712
I have a feeling Peridot is still learning about enjoying life on Earth and eventually something will happen and she'll realize there's a cost for living on Earth and it's not perfect.
>>6015841
>CL
YUK
But pic related, it's jaspers furosona
>>6015850
And the member of the furry fandom herself
what if lapis turned into a shark and ate peridot whole lolol
>>6015750
Saying they could do an arc about something but no one cares about it is pretty short sighted. No one cares about it because it hasn't ever gotten attention. People will care once it becomes an issue because it would add depth to Garnet along with giving her a much needed break from her stoic attitude.
The two retards do need development, but Garnet has the issues of being forced into being the leader, and her reliance on violence. The violence thing doesn't really get attention, but she does it when she's panicked or upset, like when she threatened Peridot when Peridot was talking about Earth's potential as a colony and insulting Rose, then proceed to smash the console for no reason.
>>6015750
I don't think she will gain another unexpected power. Personally I don't have much trouble with that metal power of hers. The build up was shit, but the actual power fits quite well. One reason being that irl peridots contain a bit of metal within the stone and are slightly magnetic. I can't possibly think of any other properties of the stone leading to another kind of power, so I think we're good.
>>6015872
pumpkin dog will start to rot and peridot won't understand because of her autism and then lapis will call her a dumbass bitch and take the dog out back to put it out of it's misery
>>6015879
I'd sensually rub her dorsal fin before giving her tailfin a nice slap
Stevonnie dick girl porn?
>>6015909
Is that a question?
>>6015878
I'm kinda startin' to like her
>>6015872
Perhaps she needs a good kidnapping by humans
>>6015931
Too bad they've pretty much already established that all humans are completely retarded and uninterested in gems.
>>6015926
Dang. Me too. Ever since I found this gif of all things, plus the memey possibilities of Jasper being a furry are rich
When will Steven kill himself?
>>6015931
Cue Area 51.
It's just to perfect.
A fanwork worthy of the kool, unnamed doujin studio that my non-ghey, str8 older brother leatherkittenboots started.
>>6015959
The end of the series.
>>6015878
>Actually thinking that's attractive.
If I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
>>6015971
But Jasper says she's super buff and sexy
>>6015878
It's a Metroid monster.
Put emo Lapis in a Power Suit and make her shoot that shit the hell up.
>>6015872
I mean, even if that is the case, I have a hard time seeing that stretched into more than 2 or 3 episodes. She doesn't really have any character traits to work on besides her overly optimistic nature surrounding Earth. Her reliance on technology would have been a great thing to have an arc about, but it was brought up and solved in the span of 3 minutes.
The best case scenario is as her powers grow, she starts to get cocky, and her cockiness starts to cause problems with the other gems, which might actually be quite interesting, since I think it would be the first case of negative development for a character besides maybe Steven becoming a lot more self deprecating.
>>6015956
I blame you for this
You won't stop posting all these dank papes of her
>>6015914
It's a request.
>>6015982
Which beam would she be weak to?
My guess is Ice Beam.
I don't hate Peridot but I'm really tired of her so I hope we don't get any more episodes about her
>>6015982
Or have her dress up as Link to seal the beast.
>>6015897
I would like a story about why it's possible for Peridot to have powers in the first place. The introduction was rushed as hell and became a deus ex machina, but maybe at the very least we can have some proper exploration into why gen 2 gems aren't as incapable as HW thinks.
I just hope it's not some BS single plot point resolution, like Steven "healed" her or something.
>>6016030
Might as well stop watching the show then.
>>6015997
They are very few and far between, and tough to specifically to try and look for because the damned thing doesn't even have a name
Plus, Smoky Quartz and our regularly corrupted Jasper stole all the artistic thunder from Earthlings
>>6016030
I hope Peridot becomes edgy.
Would you penetrate the Rube puss?
>>6016063
Edgier than Lapis, I mean.
You know what?
Just swap their personalities, I want to see Lapis just act like a total spaz.
>>6016048
>>6016050
rube puss is for sapphire only
/r/ing pic related as Greg and Rose in the front with Pearl in the back
>>6016081
*teleports behind you*
>>6016089
Correct
>>6016078
The funny thing is I could see this actually happening in the show.
>Lapis starts acting like a spaz around Steven
>Peridot starts acting 2edgy around Jasper
>All 4 have an episode together after Jasper comes back
>>6016030
I like Peridot but she really needs some character development. She just feels like a secondary character like Connie, where she shows up every once in a while so something can happen.
>>6016113
nothing personal,clod
>>6016113
"Nyeheheh, clod"
*Throws 100 knives at you*
>>6016112
That's funny. I'm not doing this, but what should Pearl be doing?
>>6016089
Incorrect
>>6016133
Fishing
>>6016133
Not him but: Polishing a sword or masturbating to a Rose hologram. Or just straight up sobbing.
>>6016120
And then they fuse, right?
>>6016171
>doubting Sapphire
>>6016156
Or completing a puzzle with no corners
>>6016171
are you challenging her?
>>6016156
Or crying in Garnet's arms
i ship clusterpis
>>6016162
They fu**
I hope Pearl pissed herself after she drank that apple juice and she had no idea what was happening. The hot liquid dripping down her nasty clam. The salty and putrid odor. Pearl breaking down and putting a hand between her thighs as she rolls up into a ball. I want all of it.
>>6016171
Sappire is a gem of many talents, she can predict how and when to hog all of the rubies.
>>6016206
Lapis and Peridot fuse so they can FIST Jasper.
>>6016235
>a pilot
>>6016171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
>>6016193
I just want some Rubies to suck dicks
>>6016193
What's she gonna do about it? Weak little midget.
>>6016235
you can have navy
>>6016021
Could it be the Plasma Beam? She'd be like a shitty Ridley.
>>6016035
The last time Ganon appeared, he got butt-raped by a creepy gay guy, and then was later vaporized. The sealing thing is irrelevant, not to mention inelegant. Why didn't they kill Ganondorf more often in the Zelda series? It doesn't even matter; another him would just be born, like, another 100 years later or something every time he died anyway. Pressing buttress, Miyamoto is very stchupid.
>>6016214
muh dick
>>6016122
Remember how greg said the gems never really change? Honestly have any of them really grew as characters? Pearl is still trying to impress people and chasing after big pink haired women. Amathyst is still filled with self loathing and eats a lot. Garnet is still almost fully mature but not really. Honestly the only way the gems are really going to ever grow is via the whole human fusion thingy. (Aka rose's keikeku or however you spell that weeb word)
>>6016256
You know me well
Corrupted Jasper sneaking up on Lapis and then pouncing on her and holding Lapis down with her huge paws. Jasper rips off the bottom of Lapis's skirt with her teeth while Lapis cries and wiggles and struggles to break free with little success. Jasper's red rocket slowly elongates until the tip is right against Lapis's increasingly moist cunt. Forcefully Jasper pushes in, her dog cock much to long and thick for Lapis, who screams in a morbid mix of pain and pleasure. Jasper thrusts roughly like the horny dog she is, Lapis can't help but open her legs a little wider in an attempt to ease the pain, but it only allows Jasper to push inside her deeper. Soon Jasper knots and Lapis moans in pain as she's forced to take the entire knot. Jasper fills Lapis with her cum until Lapis's stomach is visibly distended and bloated. Jasper then pulls out with a pop and cum slightly trickles out of a shaking and tear-stained Lapis, her cunt stretched to it's limits and utterly devastated. Peridot sits in the corner cowering and in tears, having pleasured herself to the entire event.
>>6016120
Peridot in away gave Jasper a chance and showed goodwill towards her in Earthlings. Jasper asked about why following Rose and protecting earth, made me think Peridot would give her some "you get what you deserve" talk. Instead she gave her a very sincere and kind answer in return. However since Jasper basically ignored that and attacked her friends, I don't think Peridot will be nice to Jasper the next time they meet. Heck I could see some verbal fighting happening about Lapis between those two at the very least.
Would you want a merchandise line for higher quality toys and figurines if they ended up looking like pic related?
>>6016272
I'll take what I can get.
Mango Habanero is fine by me.
>>6016113
Pretty sure Peridot is more the "Design or steal a robot that teleports behind the enemy" type of gal.
I'm gonna leave this to pseudo random bullshit
7 and I start drawing again
0 and I stop being a dick to you fuckers
trips and I kill myself
>>6016305
Make them actual show size at least, like come on even this is better then what we've gotten so far.
>>6016305
How about some figmas?
>>6016296
I bit my finger about halfway through reading this.
>>6016122
Peridot is a secondary character, you should've realized that when she got stuck in the barn with Lapis. The only main characters are the main four, then it's Greg and Connie and Peridot and Lapis under them, and then it's the rest.
>>6016309
Don't give up.
>>6016050
No, I would not penetrate that shitty puss.
It's as hot as damn nuclear reactor inside there; my dick would be charred black and this time not from horrid overuse.
My dick would DIE and then I'd be out of a pen-nis. And then what? How would I copulate? I need to do that, you know! I have silly needs!
>>6016305
>BM approved
Simply ebin
I would really, really like to buy a quality figure or statue of the gems. But hypersexualized like that is too whacky an idea to entertain
>>6016302
>Jasper will have no friends when she gets redeemed
>Everyone but Steven will hate her
>>6016309
Keep rolling.
You'll get those trips eventually.
>>6016331
I hope so.
>>6015984
>Her reliance on technology would have been a great thing to have an arc about, but it was brought up and solved in the span of 3 minutes.
Go watch that episode 50 more times. She doesn't really need technology at this point, she just prefers it. She didn't save the ipad thingy with a plan or a machine or build a new one, she used her own inherent power to stop it from falling in the ocean like her limb enhancers. And then she went on to use her new ability to win that prize she was after.
>>6016331
Peridot misses her sweet, sweet pitter-patter
>>6016291
>Honestly have any of them really grew as characters?
Yes they have. Compare season 1 Amethyst and Pearl to current Amethyst and Pearl. I agree on Garnet though.
Compare Jailbreka Peridot to Log Date Peridot.
Compare Ocean Gem Lapis to Barn mates Lapis.
They have all changed.
>>6015940
Except Dewey, who is interested in gems but still also retarded. Actually he might not even know that they are really gems, and if he does he definitely doesn't have a real understanding of what a gem actually is.
>>6015982
>It'a a Metroid monster.
No it isn't.
>>6016326
>and this time not from horrid overuse.
>>6016358
No, all humans are really down to earth retarded.
>>6016331
Hopefully her dick would have Steven's mouth all to itself, and no other Gem girlcock would enter therein, neither into his butthole.
"Yesss, all for Jasper...
Forever for Jasper.
Jasper LOVES her little Steven <3..."
(she slowly stokes his cheek as she cums in his mouth again, the creamy seed foaming and dribbling out of his maw around to the base of her cock which is just past his lips, as he grimaces with one eye closed, swallowing it all.)
What would you do to Pearl?
>>6016281
Because then Ganon wouldn't be this super scary force of evil and Ninendorks would have to actually put effort into creating a new interesting villian/antagonist. Fuck nostalgia. Fuck it to hell!
Also
>>>/v
>>>/vg
>>6016376
save yourself
>>6016296
Prett good pretty good
>visible cum inflation
EH, could do without personally. Makes me think of that yogurt pic (you know the one), or that one Blushmallet lapidot one that gets posted every other thread
>>6016385
Make her stand around and hold my stuff.
>>6016385
Perform my SUTANDO on her.
>>6016386
No please
Don't send me there
Not again please!
I, Rivet, came here to suck Stcheven's dick, not to be DP'd by Link and Mario!
>>6016385
Make her build me stuff
Any other answer is wrong
>>6016021
Well she's made of light and has some depressive stuff going on, so the best bet on her weakness would probably be dark beam. Which while almost mechanically identical to the ice beam, sounds way cooler.
>>6016331
>no one asked for jasper
>>6016419
I wouldn't disagree.
>>6016385
wife
>>6016418
Wtf is a rivet?
>>6016385
Dispose of it in the trash bin
>>6016442
Right answer.
>>6016461
Thanks
also thanks for drawing it for me
>>6016385
Have her build this wonderful device for me.
And if she fails, I'd just grinder gemstone into a fine powder and mix the end result into some cosmetics.
>>6016431
The beam-missile combo for the dark beam was pretty wicked.
Now I feel like seeing Jasper get sucked into a black hole.
>>6016385
What woudn't I do to that ass
>>6016465
I got you senpai.
>>6016497
I didn't even type senpai... wut?
>>6016345
Well that's what I mean. She had a reliance on technology when she was on HW. She basically admitted to needing her limb enhancers to feel useful. This was brought up and resolved in the last 3 minutes of To Short to Ride.
If we had seen her attempting to recreate her limb enhancers beyond just using paint cans as stilts, and maybe her expressing disdain for her lack of capability to help without the enhancers, it could have led into a nice arc. Her development could have been rounded off with a To Short to Ride type ending, only less forcing out a deus ex machina, and more her accepting her strengths without the augments attached to her. The ferrokinesis could have been introduced either after the arc was resolved, or mid way into the arc as a transition into Peridot finding she has more to her than the equipment she was attached to, with her slowly accepting she doesn't need technology to be capable.
>>6016481
Here, imagine this but with like 200% more cheeto dust. Also we /vg now.
>>6016514
4chan replaces some words with others i think
mhmm, how are you doing?
>>6016514
>still using retarded nigger twitter "memes"
>>6016522
Ah yes, the Darkburst was what it was called. I remember it being overpowered even against the Ing.
That, and the Sunburst was just pure garbage.
>>6016535
smfh
>>6016514
for the love of all the diamonds how new can you be
>>6016535
baka desu senpai
>best gem
im gay lol
>>6011068
/sug/ Which would you rather have?
Steven and Peridot working as industrialists to create crazily-successful business that produce products that revolutionize life on Planet Earth--with his gumption and her vast intelligence, Peridot and Steven bring Gem technology to Earth and sell machines that make life better for all the humans.
or
A shitty ripoff of DuckTales called "Gem Tales", featuring a French Gem-woman named "Pearl McScrooge" who is ultra mega-rich; her shitty also-French niece, Lapis Lazuli, who gets woman-drafted into the Navy, lol irony, and Lapis' three slighty-less-French nieces, Ruby, Sapphire, and Peridot, who solve mysteries and go on adventures with their great aunt, "Aunite Pearl". They are also shipped with Steven, who is a shitty Webby rip-off and the grandson of Quartz Rosely, his shitty hired-help/maid grandmother.
Battering Pearl McScrooge's lady-balls are the Quartz Girls, who are led by their whore mother "Other Rosely", Quartz Rosely's thieving twin sister. With her two shitty daughters, the burly Jasper; the dim-witted, yet clever and very hungry, voracious Amethyst; and Steven, Other Rosely's only son-and-shitty- Big-Time Beagle rip-off.
These four fuck-fences try to steal all of Pearl's money, but fail in horribly hilarious ways.
WHICH!? CHOOSE, DARN-GARNET!
>>6016519
> She basically admitted to needing her limb enhancers to feel useful.
That was in the past. Right about now I'd say she feels pretty useful after saving Steven and Amethyst from semi corrupted Jasper. I wonder if we will ever see that giant metal yo yo idea.
>and maybe her expressing disdain for her lack of capability to help without the enhancers
She gets pretty annoyed whenever she has to ask Steven for a boost.
>Her development could have been rounded off with a To Short to Ride type ending, only less forcing out a deus ex machina
Having metal powers isn't a deus ex machina. You would also need experience as well. She is still incredibly clumsy, and only poofed Jasper by accident.
>The ferrokinesis could have been introduced either after the arc was resolved
Its a metaphor for Peridot to rely on her own abilities. I'd say its pretty dang relevant to the arc.
>Peridot finding she has more to her than the equipment she was attached to, with her slowly accepting she doesn't need technology to be capable.
She likely already realizes this, and just keeps it around at this point as a preference, rather then something she can't live without. Sort of like a need vs a want kind of a thing.
>>6016519
We've already had a major Peridot arc spanning half of a season, and I'm suspecting that after gem harvest the plot will move forward quickly and we will go right back into diamond/homeworld related stuff.
>>6016594
you got mixed up there buddy
>>6016597
I'm not reading all that.
>>6016594
Are you trying to be ironic? Because it's true, she is.
>>6016594
worst*
>>6016618
These are the two best
you have been misled
>>6016617
I'm not trying to be anything but right. Which I am.
>>6016618
oh let me just post this shit to sate you autist
>>6016540
overpowered perhaps, but very unwieldy. Inferior compared to the light and annihilator beams, as it had very low velocity, and metroid prime 2's aim controls made it difficult to anticipate a targets movements. Basically it was very difficult to lead a target, so unless you were moving in and out of cover or fighting a very slow or poorly designed ai, you wouldn't do much damage.
>>6016597
2nd
>>6016626
Oh sorry, I must have been misled by speaking to someone with taste. Carry on.
>>6016519
>another peri arc
should i just drop this show now then?
>>6016653
I don't have anything to add, so I'm just going to leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDTU0Q_07Pk
Would you?
>>6016643
It has a decently sized AOF if I remember correctly. And unlike the Sunburst, which would explode after it hit something, the Darkburst would remain stuck to whatever surface it struck until it dissipated.
I rarely ever used it, but damn did it feel great to see it in action.
>>6016650
Done already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmevOPkk3s
No, I literally meant someone had done this already! Who's been looking into shitty crystal balls to steal my shitty, shitty ideas; damn it!
>>6016671
Can we hope for literally every character except Peridot, Lapis, Pearl, and Jasper to get a fucking arc already.
>>6016680
End her misery? Maybe.
>>6013880
What if I just want to fuck with the rubies? Like send them on useless impossible missions or something. Or give them faulty equipment?
>>6016700
But I hate this show because there's no proper Lapis or Jasper arc. The last thing we need is more muh Rose or muh lore autism from the other two.
>>6016700
I want a Jasper arc more than anything you bitch
>>6014153
It was 99 cents!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11512219
>>6016700
Garnet, Lapis, and Jasper are the only characters that haven't got one, Amethyst could probably use another one later. Im sick of Pearl and Peridot. A Garnet arc might come even later than a Ruby and Sapphire arc.
>>6016714
then you're an asshole
a funny asshole
>>6016684
Well duh thats how a dark type weapon is supposed to feel. Ineffectual by itself, but it draws out human emotions that makes it feel good to practice with it, thus increasing your level with it and giving a false sense of viability since your used to using it. Sort of maniacal in that sense I supposed.
Also the ammo system was the piece de resistance of that game. It actually felt like it mattered which beam you used, so much care went into designing that game its almost scary.
>>6016720
I guess peridot WAS our redemption arc. They're not gonna retread "learning to respect pearls", being less fusion racist, etc for Lapis and Jasper. I imagine they will...just be. Peridot truly became a Crystal Gem
But yes, need actual arcs aside from that
>>6016700
Why not give Bismuth, The Diamonds and Centipeetle an arc, while we're at it.
>>6016700
Non main characters dont need arcs
>>6016781
I actually preferred the Sonic Boom.
>>6016777
>Trips of truth.
Ok fine they can go to a nice spa resort or a series of easy missions to practice and build their team synergy.
>>6016799
Well sorry to hear you don't want Jasper to get a character arc.
>>6016700
Amethyst sort of got one. And Garnet will never get one because her sole purpose in the story now is to talk about fusion or future vision.
Sup /sug/, what happened today?
>>6016799
>peridot
>main character
>>6016813
I don't give a shit about Fatsper
>>6016822
*Obesesper
>>6016818
She's a crystal gem now so she is
>>6016782
Lapis and Jasper can use their other problems with the CG for their arcs, i.e. the mirror and Jasper's dead not-mom.
>>6015845
Fuuuuck, that was so in character it's no wonder I confused it for an actual scene. Good shit, Anon!
>>6016782
Yeah, instead we're going to get a "learn to respect yourself" arc for lapis. Probably. And Jasper may get a learn to respect peace arc. Or whatever.
>>6016836
>perifags are this delusional
please spout this on reddit, i'm sure bismuth is a main character too
>>6016806
Send them to Garnet's daycare
I don't think Lapis will be getting an ar for herself after what Becky said about being done with ehr character. Apparently her end goal was to become a meme inside the gay barn
>>6016600
Do you even understand what I'm talking about? I'm saying she had potential for a character arc involving her complete reliance on technology, which would have made sense based on what we know about her and HW.
Right now Peridot has a complete lack of potential for character growth. Most of her personality issues are solved or are fairly minor at worst. She doesn't seem to have any conflict with any other gems. These contribute to the problems people have with her becoming a meme, because her personality has nowhere to go and she can only ever be used as a joke.
The fact that she had potential for a character flaw which was then introduced and solved in 3 minutes is absolutely horrible writing, especially with how little her character has left to grow.
Maybe try rereading the conversation, because you seem to have no clue what the conversation is about or what I'm saying.
>>6016603
>>6016671
It didn't have to happen now, it could have happened over the course of a few season like all the other gem's big issues. It just would have been nice if Peridot had any reason left to do something besides meme and act retarded.
>>6016870
I remember when she didn't say that.
>>6016869
Sapphire is just gonna fuse with them all individually.
>>6016870
>I don't think Lapis will be getting an ar for herself
Good. Kalashnikovs are better.
>>6016877
Yeah, I remember all of the times except when she said that too. Unless of course you were implying that she should be constantly saying it all times.
>>6016866
Only Steven I would consider a main character, even the original CG don't get the screentime they once had, unlike season 1 when we had CG missions almost every episode.
Ruby a cute
CUTE
>>6016891
Steven is the protagonist. Pearl, garnet and Amethyst are mains
>>6016714
Listen!
Oh shit, I for got the "Hey!" No matter!
Listen!
Whether it's sending those poor, immaculate girls on a snipe hunt, or a wild goose chase, I'll have you know you've be wasting Gem Homeworld's fleeting resources. And for that your phat, sexy human ass must be shattered!
Shit, how did a human even make it to the rank of Commanding Officer in the Gem Army? Did you submit your shitty Gemsona as your file photo on you Gemstone Army application? You clever bitch!
Regardless, you will be shattered tomorrow after being cryogenically frozen to accomodate the workings of the ShatterHand, the device we will be using to shatter you; whit you squishy human flesh frozen into a block of ice you will actually shatter instead of "splatting".
Signed,
Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG
(her last official report before getting stranded on Earth)
>>6016888
Source it then cuck, and don't use that SJW Buzzfeed-tier article because I know Sugar doesn't say that in it.
>>6016909
I'm not the same guy, I'm just making fun of your choice of words. It's like saying solar eclipses don't exist because you remember all the times when the sun wasn't covered by the moon.
>>6016899
Rubies are so fucking ugly.
>>6016928
>>6016928
I will fucking murder your face.
>>6016905
and I'm pretty sure Peridot has had more screen time than Garnet since catch and release.
rubbing sappphys back
Are Ruby and Sapphire also main characters?
>>6016907
Woah, bitch-min anon, you'd better hide yo' ass until the Ruby-heat, heh, dies down. Or else yo' ass-a gonna die. Heh.
>>6016872
>Do you even understand what I'm talking about? I'm saying she had potential for a character arc involving her complete reliance on technology
And I'm saying the arc is already there.
>Right now Peridot has a complete lack of potential for character growth. Most of her personality issues are solved or are fairly minor at worst. She doesn't seem to have any conflict with any other gems. These contribute to the problems people have with her becoming a meme, because her personality has nowhere to go and she can only ever be used as a joke.
Peridot forces herself to play the fool and joke in order to avoid dealing with conflict(something she picked up from observing Amethyst most likely). There's a lot that can be done with this, in fact there's so much that Disney decided to get in on that action while they could ala Lord Dominator from Wander over yonder.
>The fact that she had potential for a character flaw which was then introduced and solved in 3 minutes is absolutely horrible writing, especially with how little her character has left to grow.
A delay is much different then a solution. The issues that caused those problems are mostly still there, Peridot just has better tools to deal with them now. It will take introspection for her to master hew new ability.
>>6016947
Since Garnet is pretty much just Ruby and Sapphire and has no personality of her own, yes.
>>6016943
I'm also sure theyre already done with Peridot for the most part while Garnet still needs to get an arc
>>6016944
rubbing lappys back
>people still think peridot is a real character
more like glorified plot device
>>6016947
Not yet, but they probably will be in the future, since any further Garnet character development will inevitably involve them.
>>6016928
Keep talkin shit see what happens.
>>6016944
Who is this Sapphire you speak of?
>>6016976
>more like glorified plot device
We're not talking about Bed Mutant.
>>6016947
They will be soon.
>>6016977
Then I hope they stay perma separated. garnet won't be missed since hse'pretty much a non character
>>6016965
I doubt we'll get another significant arc with Garnet, I just cant see what they can do with her, maybe Ruby and Saphire though.
>>6016928
you wanna go
>>6016976
Reminder that Peridot is a ripoff of Gay Retard
>>6016982
>>6016939
>>6016937
You'd have to be a literal homosexual to find these tiny black men attractive.
>>6016995
4/10
3/10
5/10
7.5/10
Over all a 4.5/10 harem
>>6017002
Make her refuse to continue being the leader or something
Honeslty, isn't Pearl supposed to be the leader? she was a crystal gem way before anyone else was
>>6016928
You are correct
There's seriously not even anything feminine about them
>>6017019
>>6017014
I see SOMEONE has good taste.
>>6017036
>Needing a leader
See, this was the issue in the first place.
Why do they need a head honcho?
Can't they just support each other as a team?
ew
ww
ww
>>6017036
> isn't Pearl supposed to be the leader?
She's too neurotic and mentally unstable to be the leader. Or at least, she was. She seems to be getting better now, so maybe she will become the leader.
>>6017064
ew
it's peridot
>>6017049
Holy shit that is just asking to be edited.
>>6017036
Pearl is a dumb bitch that likes being ordered around, Garnet needs to step down so Steven can step up.
>>6017061
People are always in need of a spokesperson, a person whom they can all listen to, otherwise everything ends up as a whole mess whenever theres a conflic and there isn't that one figurehead to solve it
>>6017075
This guy knows.
>>6017078
And that is where Garnet's only fucking issue derives from.
The fact she is being leaned on for too much support.
Seriously, a team can fucking communicate with themselves without one of them being of higher status.
But alas, if we really need a leader..
[Pan over to Steven]
>>6016375
>>6016418
Jasper farted hard and loud one day. She and Steven were in the living room together.
Steven put down his book. “Damn it, Jasper you nasty shit-fuck! You’ve disturbed my reading!”
“Now let’s have a nasty shit-fuck,” he said presenting his fat ass to Jasper.
“Oh, shit! Fuck!” Jasper cried. She knew not what to do.
“So she jammed all 10 inches of her huge dick in Steven’s ass all at once.
“Steven screamed and came from his prostate from the penetration and squeezed down on Jasper’s dick with his ass, causing her to cum too.
Then they cuddled and kissed romantically, like silly kiss-bitches.
The End
>>6016447
It is a type of fastener.
>>6017116
>“Oh, shit! Fuck!” Jasper cried.
>>6017088
>being this ageist
Steven's solved more problems than those 3 chucklefucks put together, he's probably smarter than them too
>>6017156
Are you forgetting what he did to the rubies just recently
>>6017049
>>6017075
>>6017172
Steven did nothing wrong
>>6017019
but i am homosexual
>>6017177
>no Maladildo
Disappointed, I am
>>6017064
>>6017192
>>6017142
Thank you.
Clever wordplay leads to clever FOREplay.
Hopefully these two can have more moments like chapters three and four of my cool-shit, "Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump".
>>6017172
He solved a problem, maybe Sardoynx should've grabbed him and not made peace signs like a tard.
>>6017201
Rivet, I like your fagfiction, but you're a bit of an attention whore.
>>6017209
She couldn't, she's actually a tard.
>>6017201
Oh no, it's not clever, I just imagined Jasper saying that. And it made me kek.
i wanna have sex with garment
>>6017221
don't insult her
>>6017252
You have plenty of socks, I'm sure.
>>6017209
>He solved a problem
Funny how shattering a gem is the most awful thing ever, but condemning them to an eternity of floating through space is a "solution." Fuck off, Steven.
>>6017259
>not lapis
>>6017268
I think they meant of characters that matter
>>6017252
Good luck with that
>>6017268
>not Doc
>>6016952
>And I'm saying the arc is already there.
Where? The first time we learn she has no powers, which the reason for her reliance on technology, is TStR. She immediately gains powers to rectify this problem, and it is treated as fixed. She's moved to making art rather than building anything or using any type of technology besides her tablet and the TV.
The only problem she's displayed with her lack of enhancers is being too short. Before TStR, the lack of her technology was made out like an inconvenience to her, when it should have been something her character hinged on. She was able to create the robot and the drill, yet she didn't even bother trying to make something to make up any of the problems created by her missing enhancers.
If there was an arc in there somewhere, it's poorly done, because there was barely any indications of the problem, and absolutely no development beyond what happened in TStR.
>Peridot forces herself to play the fool and joke in order to avoid dealing with conflict
Name one time she intentionally tried to defuse a situation by acting like an idiot.
>A delay is much different then a solution.
What is left for her to solve? She's perfectly functional without technology and has powers to replace them. At worst, she's going to be a computer addict, which is minor problem at worst. Considering how she seemed to indicate she was pretty much worthless on HW without her enhancers at the end of TStR, she should felt and acted much more crippled without them up until that point.
>>6017281
How do you find these deeply disturbing images
Im not even enlarging that
>>6016976
>inb4 t. perifag/zuke
>>6017295
:^)
>>6017295
>>6017217
Just because I flash my man-tities oft, that makes me an attention whore!?
No, actually, I'm sorry.
I just miss the days when /sug/ thrived on the beautiful, green fields of /co/, the land of milk. And honey. And semen.
But now I am confined to the dammed wastebin of 4chan, the shitty /trash/. And that hurts me gayly, and deeply.
So I took it upon my faggot self to bear this entire thread on back, like some sort of cosmic Atlas-Jesus, picking up the shitty slack whenever the thread became less erect.
But I am sorry. I should have know that we...
would never reach 1,000 post, even with all my bullshit.
I truly apologize and will stop. Also, my man-titties are tired from being flashed so oft.
>>6017224
GoshDARN. I will work hard as a motherfuck to remedy this and think of something filled with wit and sagacity. And then I shall fart-queef.
>>6017320
AY
AY HOL' THE FUCK UP
>>6017333
Stop for now, but DO come back. You will be recharged and welcomed
>>6017333
Are you SURE you're not Bald Steven?
>>6017360
Thank you, sweetheart, for considering my horridly ghey feelings.
And now, I shall go write all of those nasty, horny fapfics with massive doses of girlcock contained within.
>>6017357
HOL THE WHAT?
>>6017356
>He actually believed her story.
>>6017357
>>6017283
>not blue pearl
>>6017359
Puffy giant vulva
>>6017399
>HOL THE WHAT?
The Point.
>>6017356
>much
Her reasoning for being on earth will be... earth shattering. All we know is a little piece of her past
>>6017399
Is Amethyst a negress or a mexican?
>>6017019
I didn't get expelled today so that is nice
>>6017407
I thought it was like roadkill till I enlarged it
>>6017380
Who the hell even is that?
I haven't been watching episodes since I've taken up this tittering embargo of Steven Universe since Rebecca Sugar tried to rape me with her massive, throbbing Jewish vampire cock.
I...
I notice her asscheeks are very PLUMP.
Very, uh...um, YIDDISH.
Yes, quite.
>>6017295
that's just imaa
http://imaa.soup.io/
>>6016995
>>6017356
Lapis has absolutely nothing to hide and was being 100% genuine with Steven!
She's no liar, no siree Bob!
>>6017462
ARE
>>6017433
Congrats anon
>>6017356
It's not that she's hiding anything more so that she never talks about herself ever.
>>6017449
Wow.
>>6017433
Me neither
Although my teacher got really angry with me so I might be soon
>>6017357
Ah fuck I forgot the meme.
was it Cincinnati? someone post the source.
>>6017456
Lapis is a BD spy and Pearl killed Pink Diamond.
>>6017433
why would you get expelled?
>>6017531
>Pearl killed Pink Diamond
>a PEARL killing a DIAMOND
>The lowest of the low killing a fucking DIAMOND
HAHAHA
>>6017453
>>6017431
If I subscribed "racial coding" meme, I'd say hispanic. Probably Puerto Rican because she reminds me of a lot of my family.
>>6017536
Holy fuck this is hilarious.
>>6017556
AW HELL NAW
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.
EGG EGG EGG
>>6017551
Peridot can poof Jasper
>>6017585
don't do it
>>6017585
YA'LL COULDA' AVOIDED THIS
>>6017531
>Sapphire has actually been a BD spy the entire time
>The love for Garnet is genuine but Sapphire hates the CGs with all her might
>>6017536
>>6017566
>>6017617
You made me do this becky.
MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE MISCARRIAGE
>>6017531
A Pearl killing a diamond is like a peasant killing a king, it just doesn't happen.
>>6017644
But it CAN
g-guys...
>>6017640
Didn't know we had a Swedish poster
>>6017666
Bye, Bald Steven!
>>6011068
>AU
>Final War between the Draka and Alliance ends in the former winning thanks to a bullshit plot device.
>The inhabitants of Beach City are all huddled in a bunker.
>Draka show up in Black helicopters, they quickly find their sanctuary, the gems try to fight.
>"DON'T GO! WAAAAHHHH!"
>"Oh Steven, they're only humans. All we have to do is scare them."
>They walk outside, do a pose as the Draka and their genetically engineered Baboon "Ghouloon" things watch them.
>"Alright girls, let's do our-"
>Torn apart by gunfire, Amathyst and the fat purple one turn into nothing but dust.
>Pearl survives but only has one leg left and the rest of her body is just FUCKED UP, like I must scream tier shit right there, damn.
>"OH NO! WAAAHHH!" Steven due to being a little bitch, is dragged outside with no signs of resistance.
>The Draka commander addresses them: "I am Chiliarch Loud. From this day forward, you are now serfs. Property of the Domination. Submit and you'll live comfortable lives in servitude to us. Resist and-" he gestures to Onion sprouting in his buttboy Ronaldo-"da hell? Not DAT, DAT!" Points at Greg's impaled body.
>A few months later Steven is cleaning a dirty ass room while Luan reads from a joke book. "Oh Steven, quit acting like you have a stick up your spine." Steven is crying.
>Pearl meanwhile, wanders around as a rock thing trying to find Steven before giving up and trying to build a spaceship.
>>6017691
shut up
>>6017664
What the fuck...
This REALLY made me think.
>>6017666
Why, Satan? Why?
>>6017713
greg called her chico in reference to the three stooges, ya goof.
>>6017664
>pearl keeping the pink diamond on her space suit
>eyeball's unreliable story
hmmmm....
>>6012706
the date of the next episode
>>6017713
A white guy saying Spanish words? that wouldn't fly
what if peridot shot herself in the face with your ak-47
>>6013338
>roobies
>>6017648
Not really
>>6017739
Oh, damn. I got fucked hard. Hopefully by Amethyst's six-inch dick.
>>6017535
It was a misunderstanding
They thought I had gained access to other people's accounts but really I could only alter one thing because of how they have it set up.
I wasn't going to argue about the details when it was just a warning though.
>>6017775
don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of5sshD9n7k
wow I can't believe Steven Universe straight up stole a song from TFS
>>6017757
Bitch wasting MY bullets, I'll shot her for that
>>6017772
Rivet, you dog. You said you were leaving.
>>6017750
But I, Rivet, am Afro-Carribean. The Black people version of decaf: the non-Nigger Nigger.
>>6017778
huh?
>>6017691
Figures Steven would become the loyal house slave. Does he at least get laid?
>>6017799
dubs
>>6017664
How fucking retarded do you have to be to believe this? Anyone with half a brain can see why it's wrong.
>>6017536
dumbass
>>6017797
Hey, my half sister is half panamanian, so we're practically brothers!
>>6017691
>Final war
>Draka
>Luan
m I supposed to know what any of this means?
>>6017797
Oh yes, the old-ole decaffeinated African
(I'm boring when it comes to race stuff, I'll make my edupes reference and leave)
>>6017876
Should I color it yes or no
Also any tips?
>>6017931
Yes
Just the tip
>>6017931
Yeah dude, color it.
And my tip would be reorient it before you post it
>>6017976
I saw that, you nugget
>>6017931
What a strange pic
>>6018029
is your image not cooperating with you?
>>6017976
>>6018029
lol, ur dum
>>6018033
Yeah no matter how I reorient it it always turns out that way
You can say it is very rebellious
/freaks/ mass suicide when
>>6018052
Soon.
>>6017931
>>6017976
>>6018029
>>6018050
>>6018052
they're already dead.
>>6018061
Afterwards.
>>6018064
Wow thanks man
>>6018052
Perifag concentration camps when
>>6018090
Now.
what did she do
>>6018104
Lapisfag genocide when?
>>6018087
cameo in Gem Harvest when
>>6018124
That's retarded and so are you. Never post again.
>>6018114
Who's genociding who
The eventual lapiven fusion will have Kamina shades.
Prove me wrong.
>>6018139
I figured we could get the perifags to do it in their concentration camps, that would give them something to do and make them useful.
explain how this is not canon yet
>>6018150
Garneven*
>>6018106
cheated on her with jasper
Why do you hate Connverse /sug/
What is the next big meme
>>6018124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8ZxMrV0OE
Will Steven ever chill out
>>6018185
Probably YD
>>6018178
We are not a monolith!
https://youtu.be/G2tLyqfJd54
when is the fucking Peridot twitter gonna get updated
>>6018185
>>6018052
It all depends on how Gem Harvest goes
where is anonnce? or gem harvest air without anonce in halloween?
>>6018158
Kill the straggler Pearlfags.
Their balding waifu MUST die along with them
>>6018169
Because people want to desperately cling to ameshit even though it's dead as fuck
>>6018213
What happens if you bite on the nose?
>>6018200
Never, because Zuke doesn't use twitter anymore and no one else on the Crew wants to do it.
>>6018224
>they live together so it's canon
I guess Pearlnet and Pearlmethyst are simultaneously canon now.
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>6018232
A small price to pay. Now if only she would quit boarding and writing.
lol
>>6018240
They are and not just because they live together
>>6018169
Lapis you dumb bitch, the answer is 6.606,482
Also what kind of blackboard has curtains
>>6018240
see here's a desperate ameshit now
>>6018200
That was literally just Zuke's second Twitter account that she wanted to use to push more Lapidot
>>6016474
ToD was shit and made Ratchet being a Lombax a serious thing when it was just a joke about this fuzzy creature with all these guns. The new writer is shit and turned the franchise from Red Dwarf to a shitty space opera for kiddies.
>>6017832
o kewl, sweet!
>>6017812
Yeah this is just a dumb theory definitely not true at all just keep waifu posting everything is normal yes.