HG Thread
Let's begin. I need 24 contestants for maximum-death vanilla
Squigly
>>6010977
Maria and Harusame
>>6010977
Monster Kid
>>6010977
Sheath
Haruki Sagae
>>6010977
Natsuki Subaru
>>6010977
Sabitsuki
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6010977
Sledge
Nagato
Wade Barrett
>>6010977
Hoshi Ryouma
Reigen Arataka
Mutsu
Zac Dalpe
Sanae Kochiya
>>6010977
Togami Byakuya
Lilo
Part Lart Mart Cart
Misato
>>6010995
Don't know if this is Nagato or not.
http://imgur.com/a/TRKvN
>>6010977
meme expert
Rintaro Amami
>>6011000
Fuck can you change that name to Rezz
Kancolle Remover Hitler
>>6010969
Are you even listening to this dude!? You're just as freaky!
Feh, forget it. I'm wasting my time.
>>6011009
It's not.
>>6011009
It's not
Let's not swap. I don't have much time lleft
>>6011024
You can leave, but he's already gone thanks to yours truly. As soon as they get someone who's willing to comply it's less fun for them, so they run off. There's no need to thank me, but if you do I would appreciate some praise.
>>6011039
Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR!
>>6011039
It looks fine regardless of the swaps or not, dude. Let's make this one count, eh? Go ahead!
>>6011039
Sure, whatever.
Nice gasmask!
>>6011042
..Oh....Really? Yeah, guess he is.
Man, this is why I don't like people.
>>6011039
I accept this challenge.
Say, maybe I should come host again for you guys some time, hm? It's been a while.
>>6011039
No swapping desu! Ready to go then!
>>6011009
That is not me I'm afraid.
>>6011039
"Dude, with the lessons I learned last time, I feel like I got this one in the bag, ha ha! It... sure is late. I feel like the only kid here."
>>6011039
Let us get moving.
>>6011051
No, this is why you don't like freaks.
Freaks aren't people.
Frankly, you look like you're not to far off from being one Sabi-tan.
>>6011052
Save it for later. Right now we're about to go full speed.
Let's start
>>6011052
Yes, I don't think anyone would mind it
>>6011061
No need to apologize Anonymous.
>>6011069
Why are you talking to me?
>>6011070
Perhaps I'll visit some time tomorrow then.
>>6011070
I have nothing. Sorry.
>>6011070
Hello there! Wait, where are you running off to?
>>6011076
Because you were talking at me.
>>6011070
Here we go! Give the hero your best shot!
>>6011070
"Hey, that's okay! Keep it for yourself. It kinda slows me down to carry things."
>>6011070
No time to be wasting! Needing to get to safe lactation!
>>6011064
CHILDREN TO THE SLAUGHTER, FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE UNICYCLE OF DEATH! MAHAHAHA
>>6011070
THE BLOOD CARNIVAL HAS ALREADY BEGUN, AND THE VULTURES ARE PRIMED TO EAT ME!
>>6011070
How light, there's probably barely anything in it
>>6011069
What'd you just say to me!?
I'm not a freak! Who said you get to decide that, anyway?
>>6011070
Time to get started with the violence.
>>6011087
By the way... Likin' the gasmask. Looks awesome.
Let us proceed
>>6011076
I'll inform everyone
>>6011083
You've clearly misunderstood something. I was talking to the host, not you.
>>6011070
Three down right from the beginning. My oh my oh my, quite the good start.
>>6011087
"M-maybe what happened to you is best for me, dude! I'll check that unicycle next time!"
>>6011070
There should be enough for everyone here. Well done as well Mutsu.
>>6011101
Yes! Now being defending the saber that lies in the sheath!
>>6011101
...
Huh, I'm surprised I didn't lose considering I'm American. Welp, he lost! Let's move on, shall we?
Never expected that from Monster Kid. Such determination!
>>6011101
Thank you ma'am. I will try and make your sacrifice worth it or at least get revenge on your killer.
>>6011113
Thank you Nagato.
>>6011101
I will not play your sick game. Do what you will with me.
>>6011120
>>6011120
Come in, dude, I have space! Like... You can sleep on the floor, I guess. Is that good?
>>6011120
Hey, where are you going!?
Damnit....! This place sucks.
>>6011098
ITS PRIMED AND READY FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!
>>6011101
>>6011117
NO. THE COCKATIELS ARE FEASTING UPON YOUR SOUL FOR THE BOOTCAMPETEER
>>6011098
I did. If I think it, and everyone else thinks it, then it's probably true, right? That's how it all works. People sections others off purely by appearance and about two minutes of talking to them. Some are lucky enough to be around the popular bunch, but others are exiled to the outcast group. It's basically high school all over again.
>>6011101
Th-that was far too close...
>>6011102
Well you've got me now. You're gonna have to deal with it.
No blood today
>>6011120
This many people meaning shortening of shifts! Sheath taking first OK?
>>6011120
"I told them I had quite a kick, but they didn't believe me!"
>>6011135
>>6011136
GET OUT OF MY HEAD. NRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
>>6011136
>Ignores.
>>6011137
Really?
Well, good luck out there.
Sorry if some events or my speech are not grammatically correct
>>6011131
>>6011120
Don't you have something to put down there so my back doesn't break?
>>6011147
So this is what it feels like to be insane...
I don't get it.
>>6011150
>gets closer and stares him directly in the eyes
>>6011135
GAH! Could you be any louder?! We just finished playing Russian Roulette, man, don't do this to the hero!
>>6011137
>>6011153
Something just strikes me as odd about that meme expert. Don't take it personally, alright? Good luck!
>>6011137
Oh no! Not finding any targets desu! Bad day!
>>6011158
Sheath already being equipped with weapons! Knowing magic making too! I refusing!
>>6011124
Now stay focused.
>>6011158
Even in my sleep I forget that I am the most venerable.
>>6011135
YEAH! I can get behind that!
Let's do it.
>>6011136
Sounds about right for most people. Nobody knows what to think of you when you're never in class....
Besides all that, you still called me a freak!
>>6011137
Whoa! Jeez...
Uh, thanks.
>>6011158
...Did I just hear something?
Nah... probably not.
>>6011158
"Undyne is going to be so proud to see me up there in the victory spot, yo!"
"...I hope she shows up! God, that'd be so great!"
>>6011160
>Starts reading the news.
I am gonna post faster
>>6011158
Thank you for the donation.
>>6011162
Don't worry, I didn't.
>>6011162
STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS....WHERE IS MY SALTSHAKER?!
>>6011160
DARK. DARK. DARK. DARK. KILL. KILL. KILL. DO IT FOR KRIEG
>>6011173
"Dude took my gloves! I gotta get them back. Pff, they're not mine. I'm holding them for Undyne!"
Killings are finally started again
>>6011168
It could've been a lot worse. You should be happy someone thinks anything of you at all!
>>6011171
What's going on in the world today, Reigen-tan?
>>6011173
Coward
>>6011176
Haha, well, I mean I could, but don't you think that would make others sad?
>>6011160
Like what, a mattress? Dude, this is in the ARENA. You gotta appreciate the fact that I let you into my shelter in the first place!
...Plus, well, I'm gonna be sleeping on the floor, too. It's a hard life being the hero...
>>6011175
Sweet.
>>6011176
IT'S SURE AS HELL NOT HERE! If you want salt that badly, go look for some! God, man, it's nine in the afternoon - tone it down!
>>6011183
He was my rival in the Autumn Games for a reason, you know.
>>6011183
"...Bad news for me, man."
>>6011189
i will rape u.
>>6011183
I've heard that he's a phychic, but there's no way of telling what he's capable off.
>>6011168
CRACK THE RIBCAGE FOR THE GOODIES! FRIENDSHIP IS PAIN, AND YOU AND ME ARE GONNA BE TWO BLOODY PETER PALS, PRIEND!
Is this gonna change you way of thinking, Byakuya?
America cannot defeat Hitler. Hehe, as expected
America strong!
>>6011173
No no! Keeping you alive captive! Needing to know of this reviving ability very much desu!
>Sheath throws out some playing cars that form a magic circle, freezing the boy in place.
>>6011183
Only thing being necessary is food yes? Fire useless now!
>>6011201
Damn, I almost had him.
>>6011201
Ah, shaddup. He killed himself in the end anyway, so it's all gonna work out for us. If not, well...
>>6011207
DAMN RIGHT, I'M STRONG. RUN AWAY FROM THE HERO!
>>6011167
Will do ma'am.
>>6011173
I wonder how the old naval base is going.
>>6011183
Damn it. How did I not notice this cut before...
The Feast
My time is almost up. I should end this quickly
>>6011189
ALL DEAD AND NO KILL MAKES JOHNNY A SAD LITTLE BOY. IM GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL SAD IN YOUR BRAIN
>>6011190
MY MIND IS ON FIRE WITH THE RAGE OF THE SUN ITSELF, STOP IT
>>6011189
...Hmph. I guess so.
I'm lucky to even be around at this point.
Hey, if I end up meeting you in an event I'm kicking your ass for that regardless.
>>6011207
>>6011213
Guh.... How tough is this guy!?
>>6011207
>>6011190
I don't think I need to be sleeping in your shelter then. I'll find some place else, like a rock.
>>6011196
Please don't.
>>6011207
Coward
This is gonna be interesting
We have a winner!
>>6011217
Hey now, I'm not little! I'm 18 years-old! I could go to adult prison if I killed someone!
>>6011218
But you didn't. You let me go free.
Could it be you...you...
>>6011222
Ugh! Sonofabitch! Being hopeful for this! Goddamn!
>>6011222
Ah, never mind.
>>6011228
It's not me, so I don't care.
America strong!!
>>6011232
Gh... Hey, if you're gonna say something then just say it!
It....Ugh!
>she throws her pipe on the ground
>>6011200
Yeah, well... what if that kills me?
Here is your winner
Sorry, the placements are gone
>>6011217
THEN STOP YELLING! Jeez, it's late as all hell for me, you're not exactly helping here!
>>6011218
VERY tough! We fought against him during World War Two, and let me tell ya, he was... Man, he was very hard to beat, even if it was five of us against him. We didn't even beat him at all, actually...
>>6011221
If you say so, Subaru, just don't come running to me when you get back problems by sleeping on the rock!
>>6011241
WHOOPS, MY HAND SLIPPED. SORRY.
>>6011247
"Dude!! Alfred won! And...he talked with me earlier! I felt like I won! Congrats, man!"
>>6011247
Well done sir. Thank you for having us.
>>6011232
BIG BOYS PLAY WITH BIG TOYS TO KILL BIG GOYS. KILL.
>>6011244
NEGATIVE NANCY HAD A THROAT BEFORE I TORE IT OUT! WHY DO YOU STILL SPEAK?!?
>>6011249
>>6011247
LOOK AT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BLOODBOY YOUVE BECOME
>>6011241
Being much like America! Cowardly! No Congratulating for you meanman!
Thanking you very much for host!
>>6011257
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, DUDE? AM I ONE OF THE COOL KIDS NOW? DO I GET A STICKER FOR BEING A GOOD BOY?
>>6011241
>>6011247
America is great because America is good.
Thanks for hosting bear.
>>6011244
Well you killed me, so I think there's no reason to further piss you off.
>>6011249
If I do that then whoever's following me would come to your shelter. We'd bother be goners at that point.
>>6011257
B-But jail! You've never been in jail, have you!? That's the only place that's unsafe to take a shower!
Goodnight HG
>>6011247
"Thanks for hosting and including me, bear bro!"
>>6011249
....Uh, what? I was talking about you.
Yeesh.
>>6011269
Damn this place.
Whatever.
The game's over either way now.
>>6011257
Cause I'm no Nancy!!!
>>6011247
Congratulations sir. Thank you for running us this arena.
>>6011247
Congrats.
And yeah... thanks.
>>6011266
HE WAS THERE FOR THE BIRTHING! HE BROUGHT THEM INTO THE METAL FUN PALACE SO SHE COULD START THE PARTY! AND HE HAD MY BLOODSHIP, FRIEND
>>6011276
THE BLOOD MIST IN THE BOX TASTES SO PLEASANTLY POMPOUS! IVE BEEN TO THE CIRCUS, AND I SEE YOU!
>>6011284
BUT NEGATIVE YOU ARE! WHICH ANGERS MY COCKATIELS, THEY FRAVE FOR YOUR SPLEEN!
>>6011247
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>6011284
What, you're not happy? I thought you wanted me dead.
>>6011293
I think you might like it in jail. You might be one of those guys that do that hip trusting in the shower. I bet you'd like that thrill.
>>6011269
Hey, that's... That's actually a valid point you have there, Subaru. How is this gonna work?
>>6011284
Wait, what? You were talking about me? But... Huh? I was... We were fighting... Are you SURE you were talking about me?
>>6011293
OF COURSE, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. EXCEPT NOT REALLY, BUT I'LL PRETEND I DO. AM I A COOL KID, NOW?
I will be your hostess for this morning. Give me 24 ladies and gentlemen.
I will accept no duplicates or anything of the sort.
>>6011309
Togami Byakuya
>>6011309
Monster Kid
>>6011299
SALUTATIONS PSYCHO MAN I'M SORRY AS A SLICE WOUND SINCERELY SAMMY.
>>6011303
CONFETTI MAN CAME FOR THE PARTY!
>>6011309
KRIEG
>>6011309
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6011309
Sanae's Bitchin Tits
>>6011309
Haruki Sagae
>>6011309
Natsuki Subaru
>>6011309
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6011309
Sanae Kochiya
>>6011309
Lord Beerus
>>6011309
Rintaro Amami
>>6011309
Sheath
>>6011247
Thank you for the game.
>>6011309
>>6010998
I accept this challenge in advance. Goodnight.
>>6011309
Maria and Harusame
>>6011309
The all powerful Zenko
>>6011309
Nagato
>>6011309
Donald J. Trump
>>6011309
Mutsu
>>6011309
Katyusha
>>6011309
Aksis Prime
>>6011316
YES! I LOVE CONFETTI! LIKE, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOT REALLY SINCE IT'S NOT THE FOURTH OF JULY, BUT WHATEVER! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
...Ouch, my throat hurts now...
>>6011309
Delegates Man
>>6011309
Buck Dewey
>>6011303
I die. That's the only way to do this.
Unless I want you dead, then I'd bring them to you.
>>6011316
Is it possible for you to stop yelling about nothing? Calm down and speak to me like a normal human being.
>>6011345
Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!
>>6011352
KRIEG WISHES HE COULD CONVERSE WITH THE MEAT BICYCLES, BUT THE DAYS OF RETIBULATION ARE LONG OVER! MY THROAT HURTS SO MUCH, I COULD TEAR IT OUT AND SHINE IT WITH MY AXE! Hear me?! HEAR ME?!
I will need one.
>>6011371
He Who Meddles
>>6011371
ICe ice baby
>>6011371
Darth Vader
>>6011352
...Wow, I didn't think you'd say that so bluntly, dude. That was... VERY blunt. I don't think you'd want me dead, but I could be wrong about that.
>>6011366
SWEET, NOW I'M STRAIGHT BACK TO YELLING! IT'S A FUN TIME BEING THE HERO!
...I-I can't yell anymore, dude. Like, I don't have the energy for it. Can you pretend I'm yelling?
>>6011385
SCREAM IF YOU MUST! OR DONT! MY AXE DOESNT CARE EITHER WAY, ALL SHE WANTS IS THE MYSTICAL RED MISTICLES
>>6011366
Meat bicycle...?
Are you hitting on me?
>>6011385
What use is it beating around the bush? It's going to happen no matter how much I sugarcoat it. One of us, or both of us will die.
I will start soon.
>>6011392
THE FISTS DO ALL MY HITTING FOR ME
>>6011396
There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!
>>6011376
what is this
>>6011391
Alright, pretend I'm yelling. Thank you. Ahem.
You're gonna kill me? Sweet! Didn't think you could do that outside of the arena, but there's a first time for everything, right?
>>6011392
Man, I never took you for the realist type. It will happen, but saying it so bluntly doesn't prepare you for it, you know? One of us will die, yes, but that's for the future.
>>6011396
I want Mizore to freeze me and gift me the sweet embrace of death.
>>6011346
>>6011396
The city is already too much for several of you.
>>6011396
Pravda the strongest! Ura-a~
>>6011396
Let's get this show on the road!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
>>6011396
The same district with her again.
>>6011399
S-So you think I'm cute~?
>>6011402
A close future. It'll happen soon. Think about how much it'll hurt.
>>6011410
"Ha ha! Well, good thing you guys are good at fibbing! I won't die to Hitler!"
>>6011409
Are you the Zodiac Killer?
>>6011410
>Fucking kek.
What meaning I don't speaking well enough! This being verybig mistake!
>>6011402
KRIEG ONLY HURTS FRIENDS, FRIEND. YOUR MUG WOULD LOOK GOOD ON MY MANTLE
>>6011410
>>6011417
WATCH OUT PRETTY LADY-
>gets fucking drive-by'd
>>6011410
The first day of moving is a tough one. Some can't keep up with it unfortunately.
>>6011406
Why would you want to die in such an awful way?
>>6011434
uh... was he even wearing clothes?
>>6011434
Oh, no... Are you okay?
>>6011434
"That's alright! I mean, I can pretty much fit into anything."
>wears her sleeve and drags the shirt around behind him
>>6011422
Are you actually excepting Lyin' Ted to tell the truth? How naive.
>>6011437
probably skipped by accident or something
>>6011417
It will hurt a lot, but... Regardless of the injury, the day it will heal will come. Although it's a close future... I'm not afraid to fight fate.
>>6011429
Really? D-Do you really think I'm that handsome, dude? Handsome enough to put my mug on the wall?
>>6011434
>>6011437
To be honest, I almost followed through with the no duplicates rule. But with how quiet and slow the entries were, I chose to ignore it this time.
>>6011410
This will be alright I suppose, how about you miss?
>>6011434
A ride with the previous winner? This is surprisingly pleasant.
>>6011458
>>6011457
SLATHER MY PECS WITH GASOLINE AND BURN MY EYES OUT WITH YOUR BRIGHTNESS!
>>6011458
So you directly interfered with the order of random number selection which in turn influences the outcome of the game?
Good to know.
>>6011458
This box is so big! I wish my big brother was here to see how successful I am in life.
>>6011458
>>6011447
"Aw! Well, it seems our wardrobe malfunctions cost us that. Here is your clothes back!"
>>6011458
It seems we found a list kitten in pain. Lets put it out of its misery.
>>6011466
Oh my poor Nagato.
>>6011458
Hee hee, what a nice thing I have stolen!..
>>6011458
I present you our final five.
>>6011469
thanks, kid.
How odd it got mixed up
>>6011471
I'll just turn in now.
>>6011465
Such descriptive language! It's almost like poetry! I'll... I'll think about it! This is all too fast for the hero to keep up with, you know?
>6011477
Oh, great. The ONE time I decide to drink champagne and it's the same time it's poisoned--
>>6011467
Oh dear. Remember that you was not going to get that entry in at all. Putting it in earlier or later would not increase your chances of winning. I have done this before and I don't intend to stop doing it.
>>6011477
Too easy!
>>6011477
I have enough rations for now.
>>6011485
Shall I accompany you on your way back ma'am?
>>6011488
TIME FLAVORS THE EATERS OF THE BONE SALAD...AND CLOCKS! TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOM! MY MIND IS ON FIRE!
>>6011498
I'm going to bed. I'll keep you all in my prayers. Love you all. Hugs and kisses. XOXO.
>>6011493
You mean choosing your friends over the game tributes themselves? Sounds like elitist bullshit to me. And don't talk down to me with your shit RP IC when I'm calling you out on this.
You joined this community as an outcast and now you're excluding entries based on personal preference.
>>6011493
>Remember that you was not going to get that entry in at all.
What the fuck does this even mean? You called for a game, I offered tribute.
Why
was
my
entry
deferred
when
I
was
not
the
duplicate?
>>6011512
Good night mate
>tfw daddy doesn't love you
I'm gonna cry.
>>6011488
>>6011477
And even THEN I mess it up. Truthfully, the most amazing hero there is. Ten outta ten.
I'm very tired.
>>6011502
Such words and language have successfully convinced me to consider doing that to you, my friend! I wonder what else you're able to talk about...!
>>6011512
I'll follow you there soon, Subaru. Good night.
>>6011512
G'night.
>>6011516
But think of it this way.
You got cucked by your dad.
>>6011514
>>6011498
Aw, I'll have to go back and see if I can find another cute dog for the girls back at base.
>>6011510
Oh this is great!~
>>6011512
Farewell sir.
>>6011516
Does your mother at east love you?
>>6011514
The entry is in you retarded cancer. Go temper your autism somewhere else where we care about you being in a different district.
>>6011512
GO TO SLEEP! DO IT! REST FOR NOW, FOR YOU AND KRIEG HAVE SLAUGHTERFEST IN THE MORNING TOMORROW!
SAFE TRAVELS, FRIEND
>>6011517
OOH, OOOH, I LIKE...UH... MEAT BICYCLES, STRIPPING FLESH, SALTING WOUNDS, AND AAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>6011522
So... Spikes my dad?
>>6011526
No one loves me.
>>6011514
>Listen. I'm sorry. I just never liked one tribute having multiple chances to win because someone else put something that is of the same character. I feel that is not fair to anyone else and I want to make it fair for everyone. I won't do it again even if Sane is in. I just wanted to give you my reasoning.
>>6011510
>>6011534
Okay, now I'm confused. I haven't cucked you.
>>6011514
Go eat some chicken tendies, manchild.
>>6011545
not yet, Spike
you haven't cucked him yet.
but it will come with time
>>6011514
kys Ramsay
>>6011534
Oh you poor child. You can find someone who will eventually.
>>6011542
Let me deal with this area, you can go work on another section.
>>6011523
>>6011529
Cherrypicking elitism and bullshit is okay when it isn't directed at popular avatars. Got it.
Anybody got that Ocelot "shut the fuck up, non-anime girls don't get a say" pasta? Seems fitting right now.
>>6011535
Fuck you, Garnet, you rigging little bitch. That anon was right about you.
>>6011545
You double cucked me remember. So you're like... My double daddy.
>>6011531
Such a broad range of topics! I'm intrigued on what else you could possibly talk about, my friend! I wonder what goes on in that head of yours!
>>6011555
checked those 5
>>6011548
How do you expect me to do that?
>>6011559
Oh, right. I cucked you out of getting cucked.
>>6011514
Swaps are pretty much personal preference too if you think about it.
Also, your rage is hilarious, please continue to give garnet shit about your problems.
>>6011555
There's no cherrypicking you mong. You just got placed into a different district. Pick a number and assign which spot you want each game if you're this triggered you aspie.
>>6011563
I don't know
also how did you de-age into your younger self?
>>6011560
MY STOMACHE IS CLEAR, AND MY MIND IS FULL OF BACON AND DEATH! SQUEAL UPON HIS THRONE, AND MAYBE HE CAN STOP THE VOICES! THEY ARE SO LOUD! STOP IT!
>>6011555
Sanae is Cirno's avatar so why should he be denied instead of you?
>>6011555
>You are not going to listen what I say so I'll stop. Believe what you want to believe and do what you want to do. I didn't rig or cherry pick anything since you're still in the game.
I'm actually glad people believe that districts influence win ratio. It means people still believe in the games.
District 12 is best district tho.
>>6011572
It's an optical illusion created by boredom.
>>6011542
This is the finale.
>>6011514
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>6011582
woah
>>6011586
Sewage can't stop m-
>Is swept away
>>6011588
Impressive, isn't it? It's just one of those bizarre things.
>>6011586
Well done sir. I will make your card soon.
>>6011554
I think pigs have a higher chance of flying to be honest.
>>6011563
Yeah fucker. Now I know what it's like to be you.
Execpt I'm still not waking up at 6am.
>>6011591
no deal
>>6011593
Thanks for hosting
>>6011578
Garnet, you should've played along and absolutely admitted to rigging every hunger game against him ever.
What the fuck is he going to do if you did anyway?
>>6011576
I have no idea what you're talking about, but that only proves that you know a lot more than I think! I shall speak with you in the morning, my friend - I gotta head off to bed now! Good night, dude!
>>6011586
>>6011593
Congrats to Aksis Prime, and thank you for hosting, dude!
Good night, everyone! The hero hopes you all have a good night, day, or whatever time it is where you are!
>>6011593
"Congrats, dude!"
"Thanks, for hosting!"
>>6011593
Thanks for hosting.
G'bye, comrades.
>>6011593
Thanks for hosting.
>>6011594
You really should. It's refreshing.
>>6011595
you betray
>>6011593
Let's see how well you did.
>>6011593
THE BLOODFEST WAS AS SWEET AND SAVORY AS A CUT VEIN! THANK YOU!
>>6011593
Congratulations to my killer. Thank you for the arena.
>>6011594
If that is how you think then you certainly won't find love.
>>6011610
thanks for hosting
where the aussies at!?
>>6011610
2nd place ain't so bad. Thanks for hostin!
>>6011616
Here. Calm down.
>>6011616
Australia
>>6011602
YOUR ETERNAL SLEEP COMES SOONER OR LATER! KRIEG WILL BE THERE FOR IT TOO, BUT IT IS HIS BEDTIME ALSO!
NIGHT NIGHT, SPANGLED MAN
>>6011616
Down at the pub, mate
>>6011615
I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.
>>6011627
>>6011593
>Thank you for hosting Garnet
>>6011613
>>6011603
>>6011602
>thanks
>>6011629
You never do, that's why you're no fun.
:(
>>6011602
Goodbye sir.
>>6011634
You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.
>>6011610
>Last place...
Congratulating robot!
Thanking you verymuch for the hosting!
I can't believe I'm having a meltdown over this, but let's post this anyway, and let it be a warning that my skin is getting pretty thin concerning the Hoshi subject
This place has become a cesspool. I see roleplay, but it has become completely overshadowed by the shitposters that aim to "show SANC superiority", or to make the entire group a herd of LOLCOWs, or just to throw out their anger in a fucking hissy-fit of shit that should be contained within their own personal life.
Yes, I'm fucking triggered. I love being here, I love all of the anons that put up with this bullshit and don't cause drama and want to roleplay with avas they enjoy, but god-damn it do those that love the drama and lulz get fucking annoying every once in a while.
And who are they trying to milk, mainly? This one little over-sensitive prick. Yes, he's a prick, a bitch even, but if I had the chance to talk to him, I would work with him to figure out what's causing him to be so depressed, so irritated, and help him get the fuck out. If I even get somewhat close to it, Win for him, Win for us. He leaves, he becomes hopefully somewhat stable.
But I bet that angry bitch is all that you see of his character. This little slut is all you see of mine. And a corrupt circlejerking admin is all you see of the OFHfags. The list goes on and on and on. And by fucking god if you start actually treating the persons behind the screen like... a HUMAN, maybe, perhaps we could get some fucking roleplay here.
Fuck, I need to cool down from this rant of mine, this shitposting is way too much and I'm getting fucking sick of it. I bet I'll get shitposted for days on end for posting it, maybe even until the day I leave this general. We've reached maximum shitposting capacity, bitches. It's all downhill from my point of view.
I'll come back at around 7 and actually roleplay then. Until then, I'mma just say "You are the cancer killing HG" to the following users. Good day. You won
>>6011610
Wow. Would have been sixth with 2 kills instead of getting wiped in the bloodbath at 22nd place if the event randomization hadn't been influenced by my entry being skipped for more popular avas that ignored the game anyway.
Thanks for being an elitist prick.
>>6011643
>>6011643
Use this cute to calm down
>>6011649
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
After one year of living in a community, I think it'd be interesting to make an analyze of which friendships have been formed.
We know about the Hoshi-Junko-Medusa-Rin-KK-LF-Adachi-Holo-Kuga-Yosuke crew, but which other groups of friends did you notice?
Jojo-Shorty-Endo-Nepgear-Araragi-Crust seem to be one as well.
JC-Tupac-Ocelot-Mokou appear to get along well.
Alma-Sunset-Nanami-Aaliyah-Aang-Spike-Jack Spicer (Junpei) was a thing too.
Ultron & Souda get along with everyone.
Yuno, Seth, Mio, Kana have always seem to be lone wolves.
>>6011654
>>6011654
No no, we can't meme back at the 2hus. Hosts will exclude you from the game.
>>6011648
That's not how the sim works.
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
>>6011658
What crew am I part of?
Newfags.
Kill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool. The oldfags were, are, and always will
be superior to literally who's like you. Everyone who joined past /hga/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on /trash/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games. Do you know anything about prom? Or the red wedding? The famous OFH/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit.
Regards: Oldfags of HGA.
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>New Vegas
That was honestly the game I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
fuck off you apologist cuck
BOTH are CANCER
TERMINAL FUCKING CANCER
AND I'M TIRED OF THESE TWO AUTISTIC PSYCHOPATHS RUINING THE COMMUNITY WITH THEIR FUCKING SOAP OPERA.
FUCKING
KILL
YOURSELVES
I HATE YOU BOTH YOU RETARDED KEKS.
IF YOU DEFEND ONE OR THE OTHER YOU'RE CANCER TOO.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
FUCK OFF.
FUCK
OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CALM DOWN EVERYONE AND ENJOY A GOOD OL FASHION BOOTY.
I miss Hoshi
>>6011637
Here you go sir. Not a lot of images of you.
>>6011639
>sorry pal. Don't want to make anyone angry.
>>6011645
Thank you miss.
>>6011685
Said nobody ever
>>6011684
MORE
>>6011665
Enlighten me then. All things and randomly generated numbers kept static throughout the game, entry order would directly impact the results of the game. A single game is not reproducible with our level of access to the program but shifting order entry on arbitrary whims affects the outcome on any given game, we just can't see how.
Another level of randomization was added by the host, Garnet the circlejerker, which directly resulted in my tribute being removed in the bloodbath, all because I was taking the piss out of Cirno.
>>6011684
What's this qt's name?
>>6011693
Swallow the entire cleaning cabinet you aspie cuck.
>>6011693
Because if your entry was in a different place, the entire sim would've been generated in a different way.