/sug/ Steven Universe General Nail The Windows Shut Edition

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LAPIS BLOWS

>>5993586
Jasper is fat

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Malareminder

>>5993619
zuke a shit

>>5993619
zuke a shit

Thanks to the drawfag who made this, I love sad stuff involving Lars.

>>5993619
I get that beta was shit but why are we complaining about it and Zuke and not Crack The Whip?

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>>5993641
Well looks like I'm a retard and forgot the image.

>>5993641
crack the whip and beta both had horrible animation but writing-wise, crack the whip's first half wasn't pure shit like beta's was

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Not dead yet

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hot maid lapis

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>>5993677
I think you have the edited verison this is the original

>>5993619
zuke a best

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>>5993607
>>5993600
Jasper is all maladildoed out

>>5993694
>Jasper is
>Lapis blows

Apparently
>Lapis blew the dildo like a blowdart and it flew into Jasper's ass, taking her life

>>5993670
I just rewatched the episode and I have to disagree.

>>5993586
>>5993646
Looks like the last panel of lost.

>>5993619
zuke for mental hospital

>>5993736
Crack the Whip isn't that great of an episode either so it's not surprising. Beta isn't the only reason Zuke hate has become as popular and memey as it is. If you're suggesting Raven and Paul deserve more hate then Zuke then you should know that everyone is aware of how crappy and off-model the animation in most of their episodes can be, but apart from that they've produced a lot of great memorable episodes like Mirror Gem, Warp Tour, Full Disclosure, Monster Reunion, and Earthlings. Neither of them push ships, turn the characters into memes, and do other generally retarded shit in their episodes/on social media either.

>>5993827
>don't push ships
Lars/Sadie

>>5993845
ships people care about

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Who /fluffy/ here???

>>5993848
So pushing ships is fine so long as you don't care about the characters.

>>5993850
i will murder you with a rusty penis

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>>5993872

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>>5993619
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>5993896
what, the shitpost or anything in that post?

so how did peridot and lapis become the worst characters?

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>>5993619
How long until the crewniverse starts trying to out victim one another and end up tearing themselves apart?

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I want their dynamic to be "naggy mother that knows what's best for you" and "you're not my real mom edgy teen".

>>5993918
They didn't, try remembering all the characters no one cares about and any episode besides Beta anon.

>>5993921
The hiatuses are tearing them apart Lisa

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Priyanka is hot.

>>5993948
not really

>>5993850
Lapeeps are not for sexual.

>>5993921
>implying they aren't going to give Zuke the boot for her bullshit

>>5993989
>implying they aren't going to let xer exclusively write all future Stevonnie episodes so xe can project and self insert into the character

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>>5993619
One is not purely defined by their gender anon.

>>5993896
Are you talking about lapshit or the zuke a shit post

>>5994015
Who the fuck is zuke

>>5994025
a shit

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>>5993850
What exactly am I looking at here?

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gm guys

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>>5993971
Well that's what you think man.

>>5994006
Oh god, I feel sick now.

>>5994055
literally a bigger baby than a tumblrina, off yourself

>>5994009
I don't understand why people are reminded of trannydom by that scene. It reminds me more of generic feminism.

>>5994048
maybe in off model porn
otherwise, she's a high waisted poo

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>>5994037
Gm

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>>5994037

Homeworld did nothing wrong

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>>5994065
I think you're wrong man, you can't say you wouldn't want to cuddle and watch bad horror movies with this little cutie after a session of passionate lovemaking.

>>5993619
zuke definitely a shit

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>5994100
she's an old granny with a shitty attitude

gross

>>5994100
I'd fug pretty much all of the MILFs of Beach City. Except Vidalia. That used up whore can fuck off.

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>>5993971
Say that to my face cunt.

>>5994100
>You will never any of that

Light spoilers for Gem Harvest:

>Everything you think you know about it based on the clips is wrong
>Going to have a brand new intro for Season 4, reflecting the changes made in 2 and 3 and stevens redesign
>Going to end with a major event in which steven matures emotionally, his physicality reflecting this
>very similar design to his birthday episode. Same voice
>The following episode, titled Growing Pains is going to reflect more on the change and the events that happen at the end of Gem Harvest

Heavy Spoilers:
>Yellow Diamond comes to earth to destroy the crystal gems and check why the cluster isn't functioning
>Her and the soldiers she brings with her raid Stevens home including taking all of the bubbled gems and greg
>She is unable to find the gems, who are at the barn, but before she leaves makes it apparent she is planning to pop the bubble that holds the cluster.
>Steven ages up once he realizes what happened back at the house

>>5994154
Season 4 already started, yo

>>5994154
L E L
E
L

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>>5994125
Hey man, a milf is a milf, by definition they have to be used. She's still hot and huggable.

>>5994185
There's used and then there's town and out of town bicycle.

Which gem would browse r9k and why is it Pearl?

>>5993619
How the mighty have fallen

>>5993619
Zuke a shit

>>5993586
I am disgusted with Steven Universe General.
The reason being Jasper's penis is far too large an unwieldy to be used in my small, sensitive boibutt.
And because of this I am deeply upset.

>>5994230
kys

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>>5993677
Was this one still in process?

>>5993891
ill make you pay for it aswell

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>>5994188
I love me some bike rides.

>>5994234
Heh, you forgot the "e".
One of those "keys" could have been the key to my heart, you loser. You really missed out, heh.

>>5994154
No baby Steven + GAP flashback?

>>5994259
Well they wouldn't get that way if people didn't, but I'm not about that.

I feel offended by the fact that Ian self-inserts as Sapphire

>>5994288
The only self-insertion he should have done was guiding Rebecca's 14-inch Jewish vampire dick into his ass.

>>5994288
Why? Are you a blue, floating midget with one eye?

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>>5994271
Alright man, I think that her personality completely makes up for the fact that she used to be with farty Marty.

But we're all milf lovers here, so let's post some porn.

>>5994293
As he is wont to do.

>>5994330
Martha and Lars lewds when?

Damn the old curry.
I want to see some Amethyst THICC, dammit.

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>>5994368
I wish we could have gotten a Halloween version of that now, too bad Saucy Scones hot nuked.

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>>5994372
Maybe later if I got some in my folders.

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>>5994372
Here ya go ;^)

>>5994383
That is literally everything I ever wanted.
Thank you.

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I know there's a version of this with a boner but I don't have it.

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I don't really like some of the artistic choices that were made with this one.

>>5994431
I don't like any of them.

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Bottom left.

>>5994060
We're living in a world where mental illness is being glorified, and children are taking notice. This isn't about fee-fees.

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Good ol Dinkle and his love of a bit of chub.

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And that's all the milf porn I have. All my folders other than Priyanka are completely lacking, anyone want to pick up the slack?

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bulimic

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Too much brown pussy

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>you will never have a surrogate big sister amethyst
>she will never have a great relationship with her, growing up playing with her and being closer to her than the other gems
>you will never be watching wrestling with her one night, like you normal do, that then turns into play wrestling.
>she will never pin you down like normal and claim her dominance only to notice your newly puberty-enhanced erection.
>she will never help you through puberty by regularly 'accidentally' walking in on you while dressing or masturbating, or showering and then ritualistically sucking you off until you down right down her throat.
>she will never lick her lips and tell you how yummy your jizz is
>you will never have a weekly tradition that used to be innocent childish fun turn into a weekly blowjob
>she will never, after months of mouth love, lay back and spread her legs, pulling her pants down, just past her ass and lifting her legs, showing you her plump purple pussy.
>you will never see her pussy glisten in the pale light of the muted television
>you will never get to see her dark purple clit throb in anticipation
>you will never get to hear her coo "I think you are old enough for this, come get it, big boy." as she beacons you over with a finger.
>you will never get to fuck her tight hot soaking wet purple pussy
>you will never get to lose your virginity to your adopted sister
>you will never have a big sister amethyst
just fucking kill me now, i dont want to live anymore

>>5994661
Armrest is gross

>>5994661
i feel the exact same pain

>>5994661
I have an elder sister like Amethyst and that sounds gross, even though half that shit happened.

>>5994447
Who's that knight looking thing in the bottom right?

>>5994879
Jasper

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>>5994569
why

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Would you sleep in a Ruby pile?

>>5994943
You'd die of hyperthermia before you woke up.

Is there ANY gem in history worse than Rose Quartz?

>>5994976
Yes.
Steven.

>>5994976
Lapis

>>5994976
snowflake

>>5994980
I'm sure Rose murdered plenty more than five Rubies in her time.

>>5994976
That one Obsidian gemsona with a good ass but a bulge

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>>5994339
God damn you wouldn't believe how hot the thought of Lars pleasuring his sweet little mom is.

Just the thought of her breaking down and going crazy as his mouth is going down on her, lapping at her pussy and making her juices flow, or suckling at the tip of her cock until she goes crazy and jackhammers into his delicate throat, having her balls slap into his chin while she starts leaking into his mouth and then unloading herself and pulling out, covering his effeminate face with the last few spurts.

And then after they're done she would sit him down and give him a little peck on the cheek while helping his little problem downstairs with her dexterous hand before making him a nice healthy breakfast of Orange juice, bacon, and eggs all arranged in a smiley face.

>>5994995
What do you have against bulges?

>captcha is "dike trans"

>>5995000
>tip of her cock
Ruined it

>>5995000
That's not hot at all

>>5995007
I started with the pussy option for those of you into that delicious hole, just so happens that I enjoy pole a lot more.

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>>5995013
The premise or does my writing suck in general? It's my first time trying to write anything for real so if there's any advice I'd love to hear it man.

>>5995019
Now re-write Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump because Rivet took it all away from us just because the po-po showed up at his front door the morning after he uploaded a story about delicious shota being sodomized by nine Gem futa cocks.

>>5995042
The premise
Do not sexualize the Martha

>>5995047
Never read it, sounds hot as fuck though.

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rebecca should draw more naked people

>>5995047
That's a lot of story for one sentence.

>>5995061
Well you're in luck, little boy, because it just so happens that I am Rivet and have now gotten over the suspicion that the po-po wanted to put my fat, sexy ass in jail.

I will now re-upload Semen Cumiverse for all your viewing pleasure. Just give me a tick.

>>5994911
No, the other thing

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>>5995054
MARTHA'S BIG FAT COCK PILEDRIVING INTO LARAME'S TIGHT LITTLE THROAT UNTIL HER SMOOTH BALLS LET LOOSE DOWN THE SLUTTY COCKWHORE'S MOUTH

>>5995019
Are you a woman or a fag? Either way, I like you less than I did.

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>>5995072
Did she draw that? That's hot

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>>5995099
You liked me at all? Man you're dumb.

Also I'm a faggot, couldn't you tell?

>>5994950
A good death.

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Do you think gems have ever tried eating humans? At last one gem must have been curious

>>5995042
Your writing is silly and sodimonical. I think it's great. Don't worry about what the silly stooges here at 4chan say; they're picky about everything.

Try your best and put your best foot forward when you write, and practice, practice, practice every day. And use spellcheck often. The rest'll fall into place.

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>>5995122
Yes, ol' Amethyst has probably done it.

>>5995142
>sodomitical

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>>5995157
I wonder how humans taste to gems.

>>5995171
I was being a very silly fingler with my words right there; please do not judge me too harshly.

>>5995047
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>>5995078
>>5995083
Also, story's back up, dorks. You can read it at your silly-filly leisure.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378014/

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>>5992515
kill yourself

>>5995179
>>5995122
Seeing these really makes me want a gem horror story.

>>5995198
This was incredibly gay but I'm strangely okay with it

>>5995198

>>5995279
Thank you.
Please read and review, and leave a comment if you like it <3.

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>>5992733
kill yourself

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>>5992739
bonus: kill yourself

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>>5992849
kill yourself

"You damn cold," said Peridot.
"Oh, damn," she said.
"I have dyslexia."

>>5995334
Well, for a review, your writing is better than mine, and it gave me an erection, so it's pretty good. I also like the choice of Steven being a cock-hungry slut, as gay shota is by far the most patrician fetish.

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>>5992935
kill yourself

>>5995368
Dyslexia doesn't make you speak differently though.

>>5995362
Post was 5 hours ago. You think they're still here?

>>5995403
He's autistic, do you think he cares?

>>5995408
No idea. I know he's an idiot or a bitch. Could be both, I guess.

>>5994048

This is now my favorite bit of Steven Universe fan art. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn's voice is pure sex and I don't even swing that way

>tfw the artists here are so good you want to ask for stuff from other fandoms

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>>5993010
the original of this is 22.7 MB
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>>5993046
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

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>>5993050
kill yourself

And I thought that the worst autism could do is make you like goats

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>>5995426
Oh please. You and I both know you swing that way, hell I swing that way and I sucked dicks in bathrooms whenever I could up until this year.

Everyone swings that way for that voice.

>>5995375
Thank you. I, Rivet, am pleased that my writing brought a smile to your face and an erection to your pants.

Thank you very much for complementing my writing. It means a lot to me!

I've written another story titled "Styla's Shaft". Feel free to check that one out also if you'd like!

>>5995518
Have you stopped sucking dick altogether or just in bathrooms? no homo

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>>5993299
kill yourself a tid bit

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>>5993324
kill yourself

>>5995518
>>5995541
Are you both grills? I, Rivet, am conducting an important survey to be taken only by grills.

If you had a cock in addition to your immaculate vulva and all the bits contained within, would you do a boy in his tight ass?

I must know
for science, you see.

>>5995579
>woman
>on /sug/

I'm not a woman, and therefore don't have a vulva. Sorry Rivet

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>>5993402
kill yourself

>>5995620
No! My plans! Foiled again!
I, Rivet, am very upset. But thank you, good sir, for answering honestly. It's more than most here on this backwater domain would have done.

Please, as my thanks, accept this story that I am writing. I feel that I owe it to you from my fat, British ass, as I have little better to do with myself and time.


Steven wanted a drink one day. He asked Jasper to pour him something to guzzle down his maw.

Jasper raised her eyebrows twice and looked at the viewers. They knew what would follow!

Jasper left and returned with a cup of juice. “Here ya’ are, Steven,” she said. Her expression was completely neutral.

Steven sipped the drink and then began to down it hungrily. But he soon stopped when he tasted it.

“JASPER! This sickly sweet, tart taste—You’ve mingled this drink with your vaginal fluids! You sick bitch; why would you do this to me!?” Steven asked.

Jasper smiled.

“Why, Jasper??” Steven cried, “This great disrespect, and all what for?”

Jasper whipped out her 10-inch dick.

“I wanna fuck you,” she said, grinning wide.

“oh ok” said Steven.

Jasper raped Steven hard and deep. With her big 10-inch dick.


The End

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>>5994380
kill yourself

>>5995668
Now this is shitwriting

>>5993619
ZUKE A SHIT

>>5995085
Abalone?

>>5995541
Why would I give up dick? I just don't like doing it in dirty bathrooms since I have to sit on a dirty toilet seat waiting for someone to stick their dick through a hole to let me suck it.
Now I've moved on to one night stands with men and women as that lets me cuddle afterwards.

>>5995579
Nah, I'm a dude.

>>5995731
Yeah that
What is that?

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>>5995403
A bunch of people come and go every time, it really doesn't matter if the guy is still there or not

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>>5995742
It's a kind of marine mollusc

>>5995746
So you're autistic and stupid?

>>5993619
>zuke is not gay anymore
zuke a shit

>>5995734
Where do you live?

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>>5995769
maybe you shouldn't get your panties in a bunch every time you don't get something right away

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I want Pearl to father my children!

>>5995864
kys

>>5995704
Written "badly" on purpose. Say I, Rivet.

This one:

“Ah, Mistress…make me your whore!” Jamie cried.

“You already are, pet.” Rose growled ardently into Jamie’s ear as she thrust into his small behind, Jamie still in her lap.

“Ufufufu…such a naughty ass…” Rose murmured. “I’ll stuff it full and then fill it to the brim with cream <3. I’m going to pump you full of every last, sticky drop<3.”

“Oh, Mistress<3,” breathed Jamie.

Why does this show keep going down the shitter
>expected a more direct gem harvesting
>got a fucking haloween special

>>5996232
*Thanksgiving special

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>>5995864
>Pearl

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>>5996308
We Milfposting again?

>>5996232
there's going to be an episode called "three gems and a baby" so expect a foursome

>>5996335
I already do

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>>5996335

Why is /sug/ so horny today?

>>5996595
>today

>>5996620
Sometimes /sug/ is just depressed.

>>5996632
Rivet's here to lighten the mood!
Hey, Anons! Did you know I wrote a new story?
It's called "Beefy Jasper"! Check it out here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378578

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>>5993685
Hot maid lapis

>>5996232
It's a 30 minute special, I'm almost certain it will feature "harvesting"

>>5996232
I blame Zuke for this.

>>5996729
You can't blame Zuke for everything.

>>5996741
I want to suck Zuke's penis.

>>5996741
Yes we can. She's the reason everything went down the shitter.

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>aerosmith covered a song by oscar the grouch

>>5996741
Fuck off, Amber

>>5996754
I want to walk up to Jasper and belittle her and tell her that she needs a big, muscular man like me in her life to tell her what to do.

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>>5996319
>liking lapis

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>>5996794
>liking Peridot

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I like all gems, but I'm not fond of the diamonds as people.

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>homeworld redemption arc

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>>5996822
>liking Jasper

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>>5995864
Why would anyone want to impregnate gems? that fucking kills them for gods sakes.

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>>5996829
>liking fusions

>>5996832
I don't think that anon is doing the impregnating.

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>>5996848
>liking Ruby

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>5996865
>liking gems

>>5996867
upvoted xDD

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>>5996595
thats my secret, anon...

I'm always horny.


oh and my dick finally healed, so I'm ready for new whacker marathon.

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>>5996865
>>5996848
>>5996829
>>5996822
>>5996794
>>5996319
>>5995864
>>5996875
>liking

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>>5996875
>LIKING ONION

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>>5996883
>oh and my dick finally healed
the hell did you do?

>>5996884
>paypal

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>>5996886
>NOT liking Onion

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>>5996884
>liking Yellow Pearl

okay everyone, state your best gem and when you got into the show

>Lapis
>Right after Too Far aired

>>5996906
>filename
Another reason you should take a pistol and eat it

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>>5996922
Whoa...you got me there, anon!

>>5996918
>Lapis
>Onion Gang

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>>5996903
we talked about in a thread a couple of weeks ago.

I whack it 9 to 13 times in a day when I'm really horny. The throbbing combined with dryness and friction cuases sore fissures to open on my foreskin.

I bought lube this time!

>>5996918
Lapis

Cat Fingers

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>>5996918
>Lapis
>Steven the Sword Fighter

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>>5996949
>I bought lube this time!

Ayy, you took my advice.

>>5996918
>Jasper
>Premier (it came out on bday)

>Thread is full of lapisfags
Would explain why it's so shit right now.

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>>5996982
mmm, that's a hot lapis.

>lubing up

>>5996918
>Pearl
>Buddy's book

>>5996918
Jasper, the day Friend Ship aired

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>>5996949
I think I even remember talking to you about that. Honestly though I can get that bad as well occasionally.

>>5996949
Is Steven the one plugging Lapis in this image?

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>>5997000
>trips checked

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>>5996905
>credit card
>>5996915
>liking incredibly low res upscaled jpg reaction images

>>5997028
Looks like either adult Steven or Greg

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>>5997042

>>5997033
>Nopal

>>5996946
>>5997003
NEWFAGS GET OUT OF OUR EXCLUSIVE CLUB

>>5996918
>Tie between Pearl and Peridot
>Historical Friction

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>>5997053

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>>5997065

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>>5997064

>>5997061
Is being 2 months here make you a newfag

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>>5997055
>meme arrows

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>>5997074

>>5997061
I don't even watch the show, but can I still meme around with you guys?

>>5997105
Only if you hate Zuke.

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>>5997099
>my last one

>>5997105
Your honesty will be your undoing one of these days

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>>5997113
Same

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>>5997053
kill yourself

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>>5997109
if you people can't shut up even for a moment about zuke then WHY don't you marry her?

>>5997130
thank you, daddy indexer~

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>>5997081
kill yourself

>>5996918
>Pearl
>Alone Together

>>5997146
>garnet and Lapis have the best bods

>>5997042
>>5997053
>>5997065
>>5997074
>>5997099
>>5997113
What the hell did I give birth to!? I only asked if it was Steven, and now this bullshit emerges! And it's not even as gay as my wonderfully sexy story!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8378014/

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>>5997164
We still need Jasper

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is kind-anon here?

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>>5997164
You wish

>>5997081
>>5997146
Peridot's areolae are shaped the same as her gem.

>>5997171
Wow, Steven's got some game.

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>>5997190
Well I have said in the past that I try to be unconditionally to all of you. So if you're looking for me, what can I do for you anon?

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>>5997222
Nah I dont think it was you. Thank you for being kind though anon.

/Sug/ is even more dead than usual. Was Zuke coming out as nonbinary the breaking point for the remaining /co/ immigrants?

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>>5997190
Not kind anon but a fellow Pearlmethystfag

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>>5997261
hope you find him. Maybe you can describe him, so I can tell him you were looking for him?

>>5997219
I'nt he a little cumslut?

>>5997315
I'm gettin' some Bald Steven vibes from you.

>>5997329
F

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>>5997306
They will probably be on later. They post a lot of hopal and amy/pearl pictures.

>>5997173
My thoughts exactly
>>5997192
Of out THAT PIC

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>>5997268
I don't know. But people are so awfully negative at the moment. Kind of a bummer, but I can't think of a nice thing to brighten the mood.

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>>5997395
We need Steven.

Opal has no personality

>>5997419
Her personality is puking

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I guess she lives in the artsy ocean now.
>still no pics of her actually swimming

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>>5997385
Pearl and Amy definitely sure are heartwarming together. I'll be on the lookout, but I better write it down, I have a terrible memory.
>>5997409
steven is adorable.

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>>5997447
I wonder if there's water on Homeworld

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Is Wallanon here?

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>>5997474
Peridot in TSTR said there are beaches more expansive than those found on earth, so I would assume so

Would you rather have Lapis pissbend or cumbend?

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>>5997520
kill yourself

>>5997524
Orangejuicebend

>>5997529
Eh that's the biggest they put on dA