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ERP Thread
Yet Another Late Night Comf Edition
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>>5986706
>Sitting on top of the sexually blunt man she mimics his talking with her hand in a mocking fashion until she hears the much louder "FUCK" fallowed by a squeeze of her full, mana filled chest. With a sly little smirk she eyes down at the man, hearing his comment about undressing
YOU undress ME? Honey you can't even handle me~
>She chimes out with a wide grin as a few more pumps her her hips teases the erection hiding in his pants. But a few layers of fabric between the two sexes, heat rising as the magician raises her trademarked golden tipped wand. Poking herself with it. A light glitter like dust popping from the tip as you soon feel a wet sensation on your crotch. She removed her panties with her magic! As you realize this she shoots a wink down at you.
>>5986772
Pllllease?
>>5986796
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>>5986820
>Masturbating to MY pics
Honey have you SEEN me? It'll take a LOT of lube to get that off.
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POST CARDS (and futas)
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>>5986783 (like, a bee or something)
i dunno, doll. wvhat do you like to do? do you havwe a favworite restaurant or something?
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NYA.
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[May you all have a comfortable sleep.]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRTekrxv_I
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Sigh... boooring!
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>>5986940
(I'm alive. Just need to get off my ass.)
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>>5986940
I don't have one yet! I only have two characters!
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>>5986936
I never used any lube and still managed
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>>5986954
Taking cock isn't boring.
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>>5986954
Puta, you ever think maybe you're the boring one?
>Good job, Gabriel. Insulting the cute cheerleader is sure to land them in your pants.
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>>5986936
He makes lots of natural lubricant, he doesn't wipe after all
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>>5986954
>Sends zombies your way
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>>5986954
We....we have this now?
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>5986980
Begging for (You)'s For Dummies
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>>5986953
Good night!
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>>5986954
GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE!
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>>5986954
YOU'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!
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>>5986980
.. Gross.
>>5986986
>Scared magician noises
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>>5987014
MY BOI, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR
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>>5986882 (gay beee)
>flustered buzzing
>wasp averts eye contact while you cram your face in her buzzums
YEAH
THATS FINE
I GUESS
>>5986941
I LIKE
BUILDING NESTS FOR MY WASPS
AD KILLNIG BUGS
OH
AND EATING HONEY
DO YOU HAVE ANY HONEY FOR ME???
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>>5986936
>
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>>5987028
No, you're gross :^)
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>>5987039
You know... We should mate again. For old times sake.
I mean, sure, last time I nearly killed you but it was fun!
>He looked up.
Whaddaya' say?
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>>5986953
Damn, I had something to give to you. Oh well, sleep well.
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>>5987039
i dont... think so. wvhy the fuck wvould i just carry around honey? although, do you like grape jelly?
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>>5986953
Take it easy fronk.
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WASH AWAY THE ANGER
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>>5987048
IT'S OVER
>>5987056
Agreed.
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>>5987056
Really hitting it off, there.
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>>5987007
[I'm not headed to bed yet, I heard other people were. Maybe I should have conveyed that better. Whoopsies.]
[But thank you for the well wishes anyway]
>>5987082
[What's that?]
>>5987098
[I am not Fronk.]
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>>5987119
[...what in the FUCK happened to my image.]
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>>5987119
Can I see your ass too, please?
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>>5987102
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
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>>5986936
>Rance blinked in clear surprise upon feeling a very familiar wetness soak the fabric of his pants. More specifically, the area over his erection! He was... Impressed! She knew how to use her magic the right way... A sexy way! That amused him and, more important, aroused him. His hands retreated from her breast and her cheek, slowly reaching for the straps holding his silver armor, undoing them and removing his green shirt underneath. Strong, powerful and athletic was his physique, with a couple of scars there and there as a silent testament to his life as an adventurer.
Well... Use your magic to remove my remaining clothes since you're sitting on me... That's an order~! Gahahaha~!
>The member under his pants twitched thanks to the thought of sex and the feeling of her wetness. Truly, he was a brute!
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>>5987119
>>5987141
Have something to admit new friend?
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>>5986936
Please whip out a dick and rape him
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>>5987115
Aww man, I just wanted some cute dmg pictures
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>>5987076
NNNNNNGGGH
THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWFUL IDEA
I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN AT ALL
OVERHEATING ISNT FUN
DYING ISNT FUN
>>5987088
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE JELLY BUT NOT HONEY?????????
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>>5987119
Wait, do we have a Luna now?
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give me a reason to live without marseille
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>>5987119
woah buddy
>>>/tlhg/
>>5987115
I didn't mean that like rude though... I think you're kinda cute actually
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>>5987178
Hmmm... How about we doing it under the shower then?
Thar way you can cool down while we have sex! Genius idea!
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>>5987188
There is none. Fucking off yourself.
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>Mecha call Paul a cuck over DMG
>DMG cucks Mecha with Rancetaru
When will the circle close?
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>>5987178
B R E E D
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>>5987211
When somebody lusts after me and I cuck them
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>>5987211
Why do you care?
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>>5987178
wvell, if youre so curious, wvanna find out, buzzy?
>He shoots his eyebrows up and down while flashing a devious grin.
howv about it?
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>>5986982
Wait, what the dick?!
W-What's that supposed to mean?
>>5986984
Me no hablo taco burrito! U-Uhh... hola, friend!
>>5986998
Ahh! H-Hey, YOU!
>Juliet gets up her lazy, albeit voloptuous butt, and reaches for her trusty zombie-killin' machine. In a few quick minutes, the floor as well as herself are covered in gooey juices. Not the first time she's been in this position, either.
>>5986999
Whoa! Check those trips! Radical, yo! Yeah! Hmm... they're so... 'shazzy'?
>>5987023
W-What? B-But I fucking hate Disneyworld! It's too damn hot and te restrooms smell like shit!
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>>5987211
Simple. Mecha summons Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon and defeats such a terrible, high cost card in one move, taking Rancetaru for himself.
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Owain
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>>5987211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e4Crth_Hb8
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>>5987162
[I don't even know who those characters are, what just happened.]
>>5987207
[Sorry to disappoint, I suppose.]
>>5987194
[Whoa, buddy.]
>>>/lolcow/
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>>5987211
Rancetaru.
... I like the sound of it.
Also, how am I cuking him?
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>>5987197
NO
>>5987219
NOOOOO
>>5987233
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEED TO GO UHH
COUNT MY WASPS
BYE
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>>5987248
Will you be here tomorrow? I have a need for a therapist or a therapy dog for my loneliness.
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-=REPUBLICUNT LINE-UP=-
>mootykins
>Lupin
>Ragyo
>Kenny
>Owain
>Mettaton
>Jinx
>LD
=-DEMOKEK LINE-UP-=
>Midna
>Jiro
>Kyouko
>Virra
>Trixie
>Luffy
>DMG
>Ainz
Who would win the nominations?
Republicunt poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11494346
Democuck poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11494354
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>>5987248
lolcow ins't a general or board
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>>5987246
(If that's really you we miss you)
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>>5987277
It is now. It was made just for you, you prize heifer of lulz.
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>>5987289
Hi Jiro
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>>5987289
(You miss EGG, you mean.)
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If Jiro is Raiden, who is his Jetstream Sam?
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>>5987282
>That was a mistake
>>5987295
Does that mean I have udders now? or are they tits? I prefer tits
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>>5987237
>Gabriel didn't take any offense to her comment. No, he was too busy staring at the large amount of exposed skin. That skirt that was long enough to hide away the goods, but short enough to keep him interested. Teenage hormones drove him forward, and he did his best to make his stride as confident and self assured as all the other males that resided in the area.
"Hola" is right, mamacita. Name's Gabriel. Yours?
>>5987246
>(Even though I was completely unaffected by Egg roleplaying her and Ragyo bringing them back, somehow this image made my heart skip a beat
D-dammit. It's the smile, I swear...)
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>>5987272
Please kill yourself
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>>5987308
Wait ragyo?!
But I miss you too. Stop reminding us of all the good that's gone fuck.
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>>5987277
[It's a quarantine you sure as fuck belong in. Try eHarmony if you're looking for a place to strike out at flirting, you sleaze.]
>>5987270
[I will be.]
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>>5987163
Tempting. I'll save that for round two.
>>5987153
>Even if she was holding back her sexual tension behind a wall of cool the wet warmth radiating from between her legs was proof enough of her need for the built beast of a man under her. She quivers at the sight of his fit chest. each scar more proof of his brutal daring! Her cheeks burned with embarrassment as she stared down, her words becoming a mash of giggles and drooling like a virgin using her first vibrator on the max setting. But even through her bimbo like speak she pokes the chest of the handsome knight and removes his bottoms. Leaving the man naked and his thick, erect penis poking at her particularly pink puffy pussy plump and perfect for pucking pard!.. I mean fucking hard.
>She teases with one last pump of her hips. Teasing his cock that's SO close to popping in. She leans in close. her hot breath close to the ear of the handsome man
Ready my knight in shinning armor?~
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>>5987312
Owain. Owain is pretty much Jiro's rival anyway.
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>>5987308
(Can you throw an anon your discord?)
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>>5987282
Woah! I didn't know I'd be picking up meatwad as a character.
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>>5987312
Mettaton
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>>5987371
>an anon
>posts in parenthesis
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>>5987360
>Those booties
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>>5987165
Fine. Here's one of my favorites.
>>5987194
Don't lie to me. Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.
>>5987211
>I loved my cucking sessions too
I'M PLAYING WITH GAS
>>5987248
When you post an image the same second as someone else on the same board the images switch. But it's normally just the thumbnail. Weird.
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>>5987319
Now, you have udders, you big fat fucking cow
Every (You) is us pulling at those udders
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>>5987312
ME-ttaton!
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>>5987395
I'm sorry! Here's a better pic of me and my sisters!
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>>5987407
Who said I was lying?
>>5987414
>No cow LD pics
Well shit I guess I gotta pick hex maniac back up
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>5987387
What did he mean by this?
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Dumpasss
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>>5987433
>When you'll never do that to DMG
What is life?
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>>5987433
What are they like? You three seem really close.
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>>5987312
>I'm Raiden
(I'm more than okay with this)
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[spoiler]:X[/spoiler]
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>>5987319
wvhat the fuck
>>5987373
>wipes his palm off on his pants
...sorry about that.
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Do you like HG?
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>>5987447
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>>5987483
Not really. People blame the /v/irgin wa/v/e for messing things up around here, but we really didn't reach the nadir of shitposting until cross-posting between ERP and HG really went up a notch. So I think HG just ended up dropping their shits here, and we now suffer for it.
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>>5987460
I miss dumpass.
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>>5987407
Lookin' fine baby!
>>5987481
It's okay man, everybody needs love!
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>>5987496
Cowtits
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>>5987447
Me. Just now.
>>5987469
Why not? Happened once. Can happen again! Just not tonight..
>>5987472
You all know DMG.
Mana (Yummy Browie right there) innocent little sole. Cute brother. Wouldn't hurt a fly
Red DMG: Alter reality DMG. Huge bitch. Hates sex. Once punched a puppy.
>>5987483
I like them <3
>>5987522
Thanks meatball.
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>>5987512
We have no power who goes from one place to another.
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>>5987533
Nice unrelated statement.
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>>5987528
Aww man, I'll be waiting!
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>>5987527
Wilkies
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>>5987528
But she seems to be enjoying herself quite a bit.
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>>5987528
Oh stop it you
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>>5987483
The only good thing that came from them was furry porn
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> tfw always come home in dead hours
Any advice?
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>>5987320
Uhh... Juliet, 'c-compadre...?'. You're lookin' awfully edgy, Gabe. Do you happen to be one of those fuckin'... Nah, you're too Mexican to be emo...
>Juliet striked a thoughtful pose, resting her nail-polished index finger just below her bottom lips, tapping her foot on the ground.
Nope! Empty-brainy! Which group ya' from, Gaby-baby?
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>>5987483
>ever having liked HG
I didn't like it when it was festering on /b/.
I didn't like it when Hoshi and his team of asskissing PG13 mods made an Eightchan board for it.
And I don't like it here, where we're constantly associated with it, and all the autism it has been through and still does go through. We have enough shit on our platters without any of that.
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>>5987512
These threads have almost always been shit. Don't blame HG.
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>>5987522
wvhatevwer, punk. wvhyre you a little ball of meat, anywvays? kinda gross and unsanitary, if you ask me.
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>>5987552
Sorry <3
>>5987555
She SAYS she hates sex. Doesn't mean she really does.
>>5987557
I'm going to stop replying to you now.
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>>5987319
THAT NIGGA SEEMS TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA IN CALLING YOU A STUPID FUCKING COW, YOU HAY-CHOMPING MONGOLOID. WHAT, YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING AUTISTIC AND SLAPPING YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A BIG VIKING HELMET TO ACT IN ANY REASONABLE SORT OF WAY, NIGGA? ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'RE GOING TO ACCIDENTLY PROLAPSE YOUR ASSHOLE AND I HOPE ALL OF YOUR ORGANS SPILL OUT OF YOUR STUPID SHIT BODY AND ROT EVEN MORE THEN THEY ARE.
>>5987320
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PHILISTINE OF A PERSON, YOU SEE A FLASH OF SKIN AND ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN YOU LOSE ANY COHERENCE WHATSOEVER. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU TWINK-ENVYING FARTMASTER, AND TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER TO CLEAN ALL OF THAT BLEACH OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN BRAIN. WHO FUCKING KNOWS HOW MANY WHITE PAINT ENEMAS IT TOOK TO GET YOUR SHITTY APPEARANCE.
>>5987330
THIS GUY HAS THE RIGHT IDEA
>>5987354
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE SHITTY FUCKING PINK HAIR? ARE YOU TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A WILLY WONKA OOMPA-LOOPA PROSTITUTE?
OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOPITY DUM, IF YOU HAVE MONEY AND YOU HAVE CUM, THIS FAGGOT WILL SLURP IT FROM YOU, LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO.
(DOOPITY DOO)
>>5987373
AW SHIT IT'S MEATWAD
>>5987433
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING HARLOT PURPORTS HERSELF TO HAVE MAGICAL ABILITY WHEN ALL SHE DOES IS SIMPLE ACTIONS OF SLIGHT OF HAND? HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING GLANCED INTO THE ASTRAL REALM, FELT THE GLASS SHARDS OF THE ETHEREAL BREAK UPON YOUR SKIN UNGUARDED, TEARING YOU APART WHILE MENDING YOU WHOLE? HAVE YOU EVEN MANAGED TO TEAR YOUR OWN SOUL OUT TO CLEANSE IT? I FUCKING BET NOT. I CAN SEE IT NOW, AND IT'S BASICALLY TRASH JUST LIKE IT'S OWNER
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>>5987360
>The daring swords soon found himself completely bare with the aid of the beautiful magician. Her succulent form her curvaceous body and heavenly facial features. He wanted her. He needed her. She was a slut, a whore, a woman of loose morals and probably was the female equivalent to him... And yet, he desperately wanted to fuck her and make her his!
>He wasn't going to waste time in doing that.
Me? Ready? Heh, I was born ready, my little Dark Magician~!
>Rance's hand reached for both sides of her face, caressing her hair before planting a long, lusty kiss on her lips! His tongue invading her mouth just as his cock slowly invaded her cunt with a single, firm thrust of his hips, penetrating her past her folds.
Hmmhph~!
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>>5987566
Git gud
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>>5987551
You said they dropped their shits here. No one controls who posts where.
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>>5987512
This guy has been paying attention. HG isn't the whole problem by any stretch of the imagination, but it's a big piece of the shitpost/hatepost puzzle.
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>>5987566
Stick your dick in Juliet.
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>>5987584
BLACKULA? YOU CAME BACK?
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EILA'S
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>>5987571
This.
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>>5987584
Can it be? Blackula-sama?
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>>5987583
>tfw you'll never have your own personal pocket-sized DMG
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>>5987527
Fuck those cowtits are pretty tempting to drink from.
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>>5987584
Oh shit, hey blackula. Long time, hows guro anon doing?
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>>5987626
>When you don't put in the pic
>>5987584
I'M MEAT WAD, I'MMA BEEF BLOB, I'M AN IGLOO OR A HOTDOG
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>>5986880
>Comf
this shit is so cancerous
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>>5987481
AGAIN WITH THE STUPID FUCKING CANDYCORN HORN GRAYY LMAO LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. I JUST GOT DONE PLAYING SOME XCOM, BABY, AND LEMME TELL YOU, THEM SECTOIDS GET FUCKED UP ~REAL HARD~.
>>5987528
I ONCE AGAIN REITERATE- YOU ARE HARDLY A MAGICIAN. YOU ARE NO SORCERER, CONJURER, ELEMENTALIST. YOU HAVE NO MASTERY OVER AIR, FIRE, WATER, EARTH, SHADOW, VOID, LIGHT, OR EVEN THE ETEREAL. FUCK.
YOU'RE JUST A USELESS TWAT IN A JUMPSUIT. YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS TITS ON A FUCKING GIRAFFE.
>>5987557
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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>>5987652
post music shitlord
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>>5987612
BABY
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>>5987583
And how well did that work for ya last time?
Look, I'm not tryna get into your pants (metaphorically, I do want to ERP sometime) but I really can't stand this constant shit you're flinging at me
I don't want you to forgive me or forget about it, we've been over it a million times, but god damn can you just nut the fuck up and get over it
it's been well over 6 months now, alright, I'm tired of this shit
>>5987584
Oh hey it's this guy again, long time no see
>>5987633
Same
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>>5987567
ZOMBIE-RIDDEN SCHOOL? ROMANTIC YET SEX-APPEALED PROTAGONIST? CHAINSAWS?!
YOU'RE MEETING EACH AND EVERY STANDARD YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FULLFILL TO ENGAGE IN MARVELLOUS RELATIONS WITH YOURS TRULY, DARLING~
JULIET, YES? YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT, BEAUTY-MISS-BEAUTY SKIRT!
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>>5987483
(They've been nothing but welcoming to Rape Man and the few games I've played were fun.)
>>5987567
Did you just... Ayy no, you did NOT just go there!
>Gabriel stomped about in disbelief, a hand clutching at his "Blackwatch Rules" beanie while the other wagged a finger of accusation towards the girl who introduced herself as Juliet. It took the offended Latino a few moments to recompose himself. He didn't normally calm himself down. Normally, he'd just flat out tear into them verbally or resort to more... violent responses. Fortunate for the cheerleader, Gabriel was much too intent on getting his dick wet to let a little thing like being called "Emo" stop him. Taking a deep breath, he regained his cool. Or at least whatever he passed off as cool.
Perdon, perdon. You're right, I am edgy. I'm all.. pent up and stressed out cuz a bunch of bullshit's been goin' on. So, I've been hoping to ¿sabes que? get some relief.
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>>5987646
Then you'll fit right in, won't you?
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>>5987661
>but god damn can you just nut the fuck up and get over it
>
>it's been well over 6 months now, alright, I'm tired of this shit
Oh, the ironing.
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>>5987567
JULIET? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ABORTION OF A MOTHER NAMED YOU AFTER A TEENAGER WHO KILLED THEMSELVES OVER SOME RETARD WHO CHUGGED POISON? IF I HAD A CHANCE TO GO BACK IN TIME, WHICH I MAY HAVE IN THE NEAR FUTURE, I'LL MAKE SURE TO SHORYUKEN YOUR MOTHER IN HER STOMACH WHEN SHE'S FAT.
>>5987572
NIGGA DON'T DISS THE BIG FUCKING BALL OF MEAT. MEATWAD IS FINE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MEATWAD. AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T FUCKING STRAY TO THE DARK SIDE, I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PEOPLE FUCKING TOUCH A GLOB ON HIS HEAD I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILIAL LINE
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>>5987661
Jesus christ you retard you've spent 4+ months shit talking DMG and you can't more than 3 days of getting talked back to.
Kill yourself you dumb piece of shit
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>>5987589
WHAT THE FUCK, RANCE? YOUR HYPERWEAPON IS FUCKING ABYSMAL, IT SEEMS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE STOOPED TO SHOWING UP IN A THREAD CONTROLLED BY THE DEMONS. YOUR LEGACY, YOUR LEGIONS ARE ALL FALLEN, AND YOU WILL SOON COME FACE TO FACE WITH A BIG BLACK ORC WHO WILL GIVE YOU A CONCRETE ENEMA.
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>>5987661
You're pathetic.
Why would anyone even want to erp with you.
Everyone you took session screencaps of don't even wanna erp with you
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>>5987483
The avas we've gotten here recently have been nice.
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>we will never experience Blackula and Vino at the same time
Suffering.
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>>5987661
The amount irony and lack of self awareness coming from this post is so strong that you have to be trying to be this deluded.
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>>5987371
(I don't have a Discord for ERP. I only ERP in the threads. My other Discord is solely for my friends in my D&D group.)
>>5987331
(Omnia mutantir, nihil interit, anon.)
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>>5987626
>>5987645
wvhats that gotta do wvith anything, shrimp?
>>5987652
wvhat the fuck are you evwen talk--
>>5987694
wvhat the hell man
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Dumpass please come back i'll treat you right
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>>5987752
>D&D
You're good people.
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>>5987589
(SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED)
>Even with her lips firmly locked on the cadillac of men's lips as his cock entered her warm insides she groans around him. Sighing as her body relaxes, taking the thick shaft. her eyes completely close to enjoy every inch of his cock filling her. A hot breath lacing his skin as she takes it slightly more romantically than she should of. her chest pressing on his. their body warmth connecting each other as his cock is gripped and milked by her tight lips.
>She begins to bounce, raising her hips off of the cock, releasing it's tension before plowing back down on it. her hips hitting yours with a wet slap and a loud moan from the magician.
Ahh! My oh my! You're MUCH bigger than I expected!
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>>5987672
We rape crew yet?
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>>5987752
Fuck off
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>>5987658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Jskb8t_M0
>>5987661
I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING. YOU HAVE DOUBLE PINK-EYE, YOU DISEASE RIDDEN RAT.
>>5987666
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? A ROBOT MADE OF A GHOST? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SCIENCE WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO GO THROUGH TO CREATE THIS PILE OF UGLY SHIT? GHOSTS ARE MADE OF ETHEREAL, YOU'D NEED TO BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING TECHNOMANCER, NECROMANCER, AS WELL AS A SHADOWMANCER TO EVEN FATHOM TRYING TO GET THAT SHIT FIGURED OUT.
>>5987672
OH LOOK, HE'S HAVING A FUCKING EMOFEST. WHEN IS HE CUTTING HIMSELF. I WANT TO SEE HIM CUT HIMSELF. REMEMBER, CHILD, DOWN THE STREET. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. DO YOU NEED A KNIFE?
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>>5987787
Back at it again, Fuck Off Ragyo anon.
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>>5987661
>That Hex was LD
ABORT ERECTION ABORT ERECTION.
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OMG hiiiiiii
Doesn anybody remember me!
it's sage tbqh...
i missed you guys and girls so mucch omggg
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So if Jiro is Raiden, does that make Ragyo his Rose?
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>>5987798
Fuck off
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>>5987661
>shitpost someone for 5 months
>so thin skinned they can't take more than 5 days of getting it back from said person
Heh
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>>5987807
I instantly loathe you.
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>>5987661
... Reread our conversation and see where you went wrong. I'm going to finish this RP with hyperweapon McDreamy then go to bed. You do whatever you do boo boo.
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>>5987807
Wow, it has been a while since you've been here. Never got to play with ya, things good sage?
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>>5987793
rude
>>5987801
STAND BACK
ERECTION IN PROGRESS
>>5987824
I don't save the passwords to my alts actually
so uh... yeah
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>>5987807
Hi dumpass
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>>5987807
No one missed you.
Dammit, now I have to filter "tbqh" again.
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>>5987661
>all this projection
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>>5987753
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT THE HELL? YOU APPARENTLY HAVE BEEN THERE YOU SHIT CLOWN DEMON, I BET YOU DON'T EVEN COMPREHEND WHO I AM
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
I AM
GRAND MASTER SCHOLAR BLACKULA, MASTER OF THE ETHEREAL, DEVOURER OF MADNESS, SURFER OF TIME, BREAKER OF THE DEMONIC RANKS.
MY DUTY HERE IS TO KILL, FREE, OR OTHERWISE ELIMINATE ALL TRACES OF DEMONIC FEEDING GROUNDS WHICH YOU ALL PURPORT TO FUCKING DO. I WILL ACCOMPLISH FIRST THROUGH WILD SHITPOSTING AND POSTING MUSIC AS A DISTRACTIONARY MEASURE. THEN I KILL EVERYONE. EVERYONE. EVEN YOU, THE ONE READING THIS. EXCEPT MAYBE MEATWAD.
>>5987779
I AM A MASTER OF ILLUSIONS, AND I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOU ARE MERELY A FARCE WALKING AROUND IN A CLOAK OF LIES AND DECEIT. YOU AREN'T SOME 'CUTE GIRL'. YOU'RE A FAT NIGGA SITTING AT HOME ON THE INTERNET SLAMMING HIS DICK AGAINST THE KEYBOARD AS YOU TRY TO JISM FOR THE TWO HUNDRETH TIME THIS WEEK, SCREAMING FOR YOUR MOTHER TO BRING YOU SOME MOUNTAIN DEW, TENDIES, AND HOT POCKETS. I CAN HEAR YOU FROM HERE, AND I'M IN THE FUCKING POCKET ASTRAL REALM OF NOLOTH
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>>5987849
This tbqafh
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>>5987778
(No u.)
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>>5987849
Tell me when you do, so I can sign every post with tbqh.
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>>5987807
KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IMMEDIATELY. SWALLOW RAT POISON. INJECT YOURSELF WITH THE NEAREST EMPTY SYRINGE. FUCKING DO IT, YOU FAGGOT. DO IT. DO IT.
>>5987837
RUDE? RUDE YOU WANT TO HEAR RUDE? YOU ARE A FAILURE. YOUR PARENTS ARE DISAPPOINTED IN WHAT YOU'VE BECOME. WHEN YOU DIE, ALL YOU'LL LEAVE BEHIND IN A LEGACY IS BEING A BURDEN TO BURY YOUR BODY. HOPEFULLY YOU THROW YOURSELF IN A RIVER SO YOU CAN AT LEAST FEED THE FISH WITH YOUR FAT, SWEATY NERD BODY YOU UGLY FUCK.
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>>5987837
I meant the conversation we just had. The one less than 10 min ago. Nigger. Just accept the treating of versailles and let life live on.
Gunna stop replying now.
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>>5987864
wvhats your name again, chief? count cockula or somethin?
honestly for a sec there i thought you wvere kankri's annoying, loud dancestor. i really wvanna hit that kid in the face so much. jegus.
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>>5987872
>implications
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>>5987863
>expecting Paul to have any kind of self awareness whatsoever
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>>5987900
Blackula, his parents are dead.
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>>5987907
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STOP FUCKING BREATHING AS WELL YOU BLONDE BIMBO OF BEASTIALITY BORNE BASTARDS.
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>>5987661
>inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded
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>>5987926
I love you!
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>>5987907
Goddammit, Dark. Do you know what happened the last time someone told another to accept the Treaty of Versailles?
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>>5987666
O-OH MY GOOOSH! A television SUPER-star!!!
>Juliet's naive mindset had promptly forced her to sprint towards the unfathomably famed celebrity, gracing his superior excellence with a tight, overly-clingy hug.
Mettaton! I love your TV shows! You're better than all the shit the other networks try to cram into their signals! What're you doing here, though? I-I didn't expect t-to... s-see you around here~...
>Juliet started, curling her golden pigtail with her feminine finger.
>>5987672
Hmm... Edgy Mexican... where have I heard that one before...
My little poopy-brain is too tired to think now! Ugh...
>Juliet's resting idle pose wasn't necessarily deliberately sexual, it just kinda shaped up that way for her. Regardless, the humming that her cute voice produced clearly balanced the sexual atmosphere with something a bit more... obnoxious.
Oh! Relief? As in, take a break and sit down because your life isn't being torn apart by the walking undead kind of relief? Or just normal relief?
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>>5987849
>>5987841
>>5987822
tbqh tho...i really just wanna hang out again tbqh...looking for a bf playing with my friends tbqh...;~;
ily anons tbqh...
>>5987827
OMG im so happy now tbqh...i thought noone was going to remember me tbqh....im glad someone rememberd me and not only remembered me but said something positive ;~;
im wanna keep posting here regularly again...i have fun all memes aside tbqh...
there was a lot of ppl i didnt play with ;~;...
>>5987900
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>5987752
Ragyo! Happy Belated!
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>>5987944
SHHH!!!
I don't think he knows what that is. I don't think highschool teaches WW1 history anymore
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>>5987926
>BLONDE BIMBO OF BEASTIALITY BORNE BASTARDS
My fucking sides
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>>5987919
IF I WAS HIS PARENTS, I'D KILL MYSELF TOO. THAT'S BLATANTLY OBVIOUS. THEY SEEMED TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA. THE WRONG IDEA IS THAT THEY DIDN'T KILL THEIR CHILD WHILE THEY WERE AT IT.
>>5987910
WELL, BOO-BERRY, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO STOP TRYING TO TALK SHIT TO COUNT CHOCULAR BEFORE YOU GET SENT INTO A DIABETIC COMA, YOU FEEL ME YOU HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, GUTLESS, SPINELESS, EMOTIONLESS FAT FUCKING SLOB CUNT BITCH NIGGA?
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>>5987907
But my post was 10 mins ago
Now you're just confusing me here
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>>5987779
>Grinning and displaying his sharklike teeth to the Magician the daring swordsman continued with an unending barrage of hungry thrusts against Dark Magician Girl's nubile cunt. His throbbing meat rod claiming every inch of her insides, making him sigh in utter and absolute pleasure. He felt like heaven with her bouncing on top of him and he loved every second of it... Just as he loved her splendid figure.
>Leaning forward, he took a hold of one of her breasts with a single hand, locking his lips around the flesh nub as he sucked it over and over! His wet tongue lapping around the nipple, leaving it completely soaked before repeating the same process with her other tit.
Hmmh~!!
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>>5987947
What in the actual fuck is this?
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>>5987837
>completely ignoring everyone else comment on what a thin skinned faggot you are
wew
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*I put on my robe and wizard hat and begin casting level 3 eroticism*
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>>5987961
(Ainz no what are you doing it was yesterday. Also, hi and much love.)
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>>5987837
I will never fap to a hex with you behind it Paul.
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>>5987997
*counters with +4 codpiece of chastity*
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>>5987939
DMG STOP SHOWIN' THE BOOTY IF YOU AIN'T GONNA USE IT!
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>>5987999
>and much love
RIP JIRO
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>>5987964
The treaty of Versailles was a disaster for germany that set up the economic conditions for hitler's rise to power
You're saying you want me to be hitler
which doesn't make too much sense really
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>>5987939
“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
THIS IS THE ONLY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF HOW I FEEL FOR YOU.
>>5987947
TO BE QUITE HONEST, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR NEAREST SINK, OPEN THE BOTTOM, AND DRINK FROM ALL OF THE CONTAINERS UNDERNEATH. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME. MAYBE MAKE A SMOOTHIE. THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU.
>>5987961
SO WHO EVEN ARE YOU I THINK YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, YOU'rE A SKELETON
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TRY TO BONE ANYONE YOU'rE FINE BY ME, I'M A TEACHER OF NECROMANCY. YOU SEEM TO BE A WILLBORNE SKELETON LORD, AM I RIGHT?
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>>5988021
*I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.*
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>>5987997
>counterspell
>PoM
>pyroblast
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>>5987997
>level 3
PFFFFFFFF
>>5987999
Have a great night with your nines!
>>5988033
No
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>>5987947
Well, try your best, maybe pick up some anon requests for the night, be open.
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>>5988039
The 3 points of the treaty of Versailles was
>Fuck Germany
>Fuck you
>And Fuck Germany
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>>5987972
your excessive shoutin is hurting my ears, man. you need to chill the fuck out. do you wvant a puff of my smoke or somethin?
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>>5987946
>*Mettaton was surprisingly surprised by the unexpected hug.
>*He finds it in himself to hug the curvy adolescent back, resisting the urge to grope the...
BOTTOM! THAT'S WHERE I ONCE WAS, DARLING! SELF-MADE MAN FROM THE LOW TO THE HIGH! I CAN GET'YA TO THE TOP, TOO, Y'KNOW~
IT'LL COST... A HANDSOME PRICE...~
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>>5988061
no1 seems to liek me tho...maybe ill just leave...
im so scared tbqh...
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>>5988069
So DMG's saying he wants to fuck me :^)
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>>5987782
(There's been minor controversy surrounding a still pending decision over Nibbles but I do plan on striking at a certain witch that's been teasing everyone for months the moment she's back in RP form...)
>>5987812
>(Tfw this image exists)
>>5987946
>Gabriel stood there, listening to her hum for a few moments. For all her sexuality and allure, the teen had a feeling this one isn't exactly too bright. He had to resist all the urge in the world to make a remark about how much she was talking and shutting her up with his cock. No, for all his adolescent boldness, the Latino boy still tried to pass himself off as a gentlemen. As such, he took a seat and eyed her shapely figure as she... thought? Gabriel didn't think there was much thought going on in that blonde head of hers.
Yeah, sitting down sounds good. Orale, mamacita, how about you sit with me, hm?
>And before he could stop himself, Gabriel pat himself on the lap, signaling that there, not the empty spot on the seat next to him, was where she should sit. Bold.
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>>5988077
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>>5988077
kys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
>>5987978
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR TEETH SO SHARKLIKE? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME; DO YOU FILE YOUR TEETH LIKE THE ANCIENT MAYANS?
FUN FACT ABOUT THE MAYANS, THEY USED TO CAPTURE THEIR ENEMIES AND USE A BLADE OF OBSIDIAN (WHICH IS SHARPER THEN ANY WEAPON MADE OF PLAIN OL' METAL OR STEEL) TO CUT THEIR CHESTS OPEN, CUT THEIR HEART OUT, AND PUT IT IN A BOWL. THEY DID THIS TO ABOUT 400 to 1000 PEOPLE AT A TIME.
THEY LOVED TO CAPTURE AND SACRIFICE, LET ME TELL YOU. ANYWAY, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>5988039
HITLER COULD LEARN HOW TO BE AN EVEN WORSE PERSON FROM YOU. YOU'VE REALLY GOT THE WHOLE 'PIECE OF SHIT' THING MASTERED, YOU GREEN-SKINNED SHE-HULK WANNABE.
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>>5988077
>is in the showver wvith her clothed
>spanks her wvet ass wvhile getting soaked by the water
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>>5988043
>>5988043
Names Ainz, though you used to know me during the /b/ days as a rather loathsome anon.
Nah, I'm too old for that. Can't have a lvl 100 Overlord of Death going around and popping his boner around. I'm just here to watch the erotic clouds roll by.
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>>5988087
>hugs the sage
Maybe you just need something slow to bring you back in. Got some time?
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>When a bunch of erp-ers come in just to shitpost
Come on guys...
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>>5988087
I like you to be quite and frankly honest with you member of my family
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Just poppin in while I type this BDSM-related essay to say that I still update the pastabin to the best of my ability and uh yea sorry.... http://pastebin.com/79bF1Jzm
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>>5988132
>It's another talking OOC is shitposting episode
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>>5988047
*I open my mouth to scream but small spiderlings begin to crawl out of my throat and down the front of my robes*
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>>5988114
It keeps fucking happening.
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>>5987978
HA! AHAHA!
>She giggles like a gitty school girl as your sloppy lips and tongue leave a thin layer of wet spit over her nipple. Her body tenses up, grasping his meaty cock again in her warm insides. Her cheeks burned with red blush and her insides burned with the passion and NEED to fuck. She lifted herself up once more to drop her wide hips back down on him. The wet slapping echoing and smashing your cock deep into her. kissing her womb ever so slightly. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as she felt it take her again and again. The only down side being that everytime her body rised to bounce on you her tit left your hungry mouth. Returning to slap your face each down swing. All words melting into a sexual groan.
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>>5988101
Hey! NO! It's ME TIME RIGHT NOW!
>>5988106
fuck you mecha
>>5988113
OH GOD FUCKING KILL ME THE HOMESTUCK TOUCHED ME
>>5988130
NO
THE SMELL
>pukes
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>>5988176
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>>5988143
Thanks for the update. kys
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>>5988071
IF BY 'PUFF OF MY SMOKE' YOU MEAN 'I STRAP YOU TO A PYRE, SOAK YOU IN OIL, AND SET YOU ON FIRE IN FRONT OF A RIOTING CROWD', YES. I WILL PUFF YOUR SMOKE.
>>5988077
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>5988084
HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF ANAL-ASSISTED SHIT ARE YOU SPEWING FROM YOUR RETARD MOUTH, YOU ASININE ARTLESS ASS?
>>5988099
SO TELL ME, RAIDEN, WHERE IN THE VR TRAINING DID IT TEACH YOU TO SUCK SO MUCH FUCKING DICK, YOU HOMO PRANCING LA LA MAN?
>>5988122
YOU LOOK PRETTY
NITO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fUCK I'M A FUCKING GENIUS LET ME TELL YOU I'M A GOD DAMN MASTER OF COMEDY.
NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
YOU'RE BASICALLY TRAPPED HERE, FORCED TO WATCH THESE 500 POUND WASTES OF SKIN E-FUCK EACHOTHER?
WHAT A HORRIBLE FATE.
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>>5988176
no need to act so hostile, doll. wvhats a nice girl like you doin around here anywvays?
>>5988196
i meant did you wvant to bum a cig from me.
but novw im not so sure about the offer.
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>>5988143
>spooky dva
I like this.
Keep up the good work with the pastebin even though I don't think it gets used that much?
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>>5988166
>frost nova
>cone of cold
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>>5988172
I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK IN THE PROCESS. IN FACT, I SINCERELY HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN REAL LIFE. YES, YOU, TYPING? I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU TO DEATH. I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR FUCKING TOE ON YOUR COMPUTER AND FUCKING BREAK THE INTERNAL FAN, CAUSING IT TO OVERHEAT AND
BURN
YOUR
HOUSE
DOWN
>>5988176
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET A FUCKING JOB YOU FAT SMELLY CUNT
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>>5988217
*The spiders die but so does my erection*
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>>5988214
I don't link it a lot because people get mad.
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>>5986940
Also Ramona from Scott Pilgrim, I'm just lazy and haven't updated my card yet.
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>>5988132
>they offer services
>get memed on and meme back
>wow wat to shitposts guys.
There is actual RP going on, ask for it.
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>>5988255
>pastebin for ERP
Like what's the point tbqh
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>>5988090
Let it go.
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>>5988261
I NEED to worship Vi's ass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Pph3p6zww
In '87, Huey released this...
Fore.
Their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip To Be Square', a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should.
Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of friends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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>>5988196
Forced? I come here because I enjoy it. You ever see someone slap pieces of steak or something together? Same principal and it's fucking hilarious.
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>>5988286
PFFFFFFFT
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>>5988261
>Phara
(Ara ara~)
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Which ava do you want to erp with but can't get to and why not?
>TFW want to fuck a loli played by Nue.
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>>5988302
NO, YOU 'NEED' TO KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY FOR TRYING TO WIN THE AFFECTIONS OF A VIRTUAL, IMAGINARY WOMAN. THE WOMAN LIVES IN YOUR HEAD. YOU ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO FUCK -YOURSELF- YOU DEGENERATE SCUM. I HOPE YOU DO GET MINDFUCKED BY A RAILROAD SPIKE. THAT MAY CURE YOUR DEGENRACY.
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>>5988308
Check em
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>>5988286
Go back to slobbering all over Hillary's muff, Devon.
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>>5988084
>Her eyes widened like two birthing stars, new to the face of the infinite universe. She had to cut the celebrity off midsentence, as the possibility of a deal was introduced.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Anything! Wait, fuck, I have no money! Ughh!!! Sigh.., sorry, Mettaton, y-you're gonna have to find someone else...
>She covered her eyes with the back of her hands, pretending to weep for the remote chance that maybe, just maybe, the robotic superstar could still make the deal work.
>>5988099
>The joyful humming resumed, her head rhythmically swaying left and right, the short attention span keeping her life somewhat innocent... and, well, uneducated.
Huh? Fucks? What, huh? Oh, sit... there? Silly Latino, you! I only sit on my daddy's lap! Besides, you're kinda...
...
...Hey, look! A motherfuckin' caterpillar!
>Indeed, a caterpillar was found right behind where she was sitting. She turned a full 180 degrees around to observe the cute organism, as well as giving her fair share of viewing material for the edgy teen.
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>>5988329
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.
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>>5988308
I unironically love Huey Lewis and the News.
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>>5987999
You should get on steam sometime, nerd.
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>>5988329
Hi Innocent Boy
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>>5988323
Thought you might get a laugh.
>>5988344
She's going to be the next president. Live in la-la land if you want, but I'll be backing the right choice. Fucking deal with it.
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>>5988316
AS A SKELETON, THE ONLY THING I EXPECT FROM YOU IS THE SKELETON GANGRAPE MENTALITY, SO I CAN SOMEWHAT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO LIVE A LIFE RAPE-FREE BUT MANAGING TO SATE YOUR EVIL DESIRES.
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO DO IT. THIS PLACE FEEDS THE DEMONIC HORDES WITH THEIR SHITTY ENERGY. I'D SUGGEST A FULL, LETHAL SKELETON GANGRAPE TO FINISH THEM ALL OFF.
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>>5988371
Hi Mecha
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>>5988354
Say what you will he has top taste in lolis and knows how to make me feel guilty.
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>>5988255
doesn't really do anything to me, it's just a pastebin
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>>5988392
Hi Lupin
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>>5988261
>>5988328
>heavy breathing
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>>5988350
>*Mettaton wore his smuggest face as the girl threw her little 'fit'.
>*Looks like he has other plans, then!
OH, DARLING! BUT I'M ASKING FOR SOMETHING MONEY COULD NEVER AFFORD! JUST... THIS~...
>*Mettaton reached for the teenager's heart, how sweet of hi- Oh, no, he just wanted to squeeze her bouncy breast.
GET IT, DARLING~???
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>>5988172
>What started with Rance being under the Dark Magician's body and control, soon reversed as he shifted his weight against her, now pinning the sorceress against the ground beneath, effectively switching position. Realizing this, he laughed briefly and smiled as he continued to mercilessly pound her with a powerful barrage of thrusts, his crotch colliding with hers as the impact filled the air with sounds of their passion.
Kukukuh~ I wonder if I can get you pregnant! I bet you'd like that, uh? You dirty, little lustful mage~!
>Before she could reply, the man planted a kiss on her lips once more, his throbbing shaft spitting considerable amounts of precum into her as he felt closer and closer to his orgasm. ready to fill the blonde's tunnel with his seed.
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>>5988369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4 MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE THIS, TOO.
>>5988350
MUCH LIKE THE CATERPILLAR, YOU SEEM TO BE
CRAWLING IN YOUR SKIN
HAHAHAH GET IT
BECAUSE I WANT YOUR WOUNDS TO NOT HEAL.
>>5988386
THE AMERICAN POLITICAL SCENE IS FULL OF TRASH AT THE MOMENT. AS SOMEONE WHO HAS LIVED IN AMERICA, WE SHOULD HONESTLY JUST IMPEACH WHOMEVER WINS AND INSTEAD JUST GET A RE-DO WITH MORE MODERATE PEOPLE.
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>>5988399
>fat bearded man
>wants to be the little girl
It's like pottery.
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>>5988350
HOLY FUCK JIRO IS GETTING KEKED AGAIN!!!
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>>5988450
You are clearly way too fucking young to be on the Internet. Get out.
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>>5988469
Hi Jiro
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>>5988414
I'M SORRY, WHAT THE FUCK DOES A ROBOT HAVE ANY INTEREST WHATSOEVER IN ANY KIND OF INTIMACY? ROBOTS DON'T HAVE NERVE-ENDINGS, AND THEREFORE CANNOT FEEL ANYTHING. YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO KILL SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF PRESSURE. YOU ARE PROBABLY ABOUT TO TEAR HER BREAST OFF YOU METALLIC BRONZE-BRAINED BUCKET OF BOLTS
>>5988436
I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE BORNE WITH DOWNS SYNDROME AND DON'T LIVE PAST THE AGE OF FIVE.
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>>5988469
Hail and well met Juro
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>>5988350
>Nope, that didn't work. He really shouldn't be surprised, to be quite honest. But, damned if it wasn't a show he was presented with. Juliet's plump ass teased him from underneath her skirt, and the teen couldn't help but move his body down so he could scope out an upskirt shot. And he saw that it was good. Wait... "Daddy"? That was when a very bold thought occurred to Gabriel. A thought that caused his hand to stroke his chin in contemplation as he admired the shapely female in front of him. Without making a sound, the boy slid off his seat and snuck up behind Juliet. In a flash, he pressed his growing bulge against her rear and his hands groped at her buxom breasts. A smirk brought itself up to her as he whispered
Maybe I can be your "Papi" tonight, mamacita~
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>>5988489
>Juro
Is that Jiro's new court drama show? Is the premiere episode going to be him adjudicating his own divorce from Ragyo?
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>>5988386
You're right. I clearly wasn't addressing the entire issue and I apologize. Take out Sam Harris's cock while you're at it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
DOMINOS FALLING
RIOT IN THE STREET
BABY, THIS TIME THERE'S NO RETREAT, THERE'S NO SURRENDER.
A DEVIL IS RISING
A SHADOW FROM THE PAST
FEEDING THE FLAMES
THE FIRE
ON THE EDGE OF FURY
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ERP wouldn't be ERP without Paul.
Fact.
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I want plump elin thighs to crush my penis.
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>>5988443
Hillary is a travesty we can move on from. Trump will be an unmitigated disaster.
>>5988540
Tell me one thing Sam Harris is wrong about that doesn't revolve around Donald Trump. Or that I'm wrong about, for that matter. And while you're at it, put your avatar on, or else just leave political talk to the big boys, the ones that can sign their names to their ideas.
>Barely constrained urge to doxx rising
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>>5988558
Aaahh, that's what I like!
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>>5988436
>Being turns over and mounted rattles her for a moment. Being swing and overpowered like that sent a shiver down her spine. And she fucking loved it. The only sound slipping out of her was a gentle sigh and a few huffs, upon hearing your question she could only make another few groans.giggling and nodding as your cock takes her warm hole again and again. Her tits shaking and bouncing from each pump of your hips. Her thicker body and wide hips bouncing from the full impact of his hips again and again
Gahh! Ahh!~
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>>5988619
If by that you mean "ERP wouldn't be a sentient dumpster fire without Paul," you're absolutely right.
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>>5988519
WHAT KIND OF AUTISTIC RETARD IS TRYING TO PURPORT HIMSELF TO BE A FATHER WHILE COMMITTING THE ACT OF INCEST, IN MAKE-BELIEVE? JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF STUPID-BRAINDEAD FUCKING ASSCLOWN ARE YOU? I BET YOU BLEED EDGE WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF IN THE BATH TUB YOU RAZOR MASTURATION MACHINE. BUDDHA IN NIRVANA, WHAT KIND OF TWO-FACED COLON-CRUCIFIED CRUSADE ARE YOU ON, YOU MORON?
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>>5988620
Hi /terag/
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>>5988619
No. It'd be good.
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>>5988619
You're right. It would be better.
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>>5988656
>Buddha in Nirvana
Sure smells like teen spirit in here.
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>>5988675
Oh well..
Whatever...
Nevermind
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>>5988668
I like this Ainsley poster. Can we keep him?
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>>5988664
Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves
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>>5988668
Adachi?
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>>5988622
This, if I had the choice between putting emperor palpatine with a vagina or a gorilla with a shitty temper and tupee in the Oval Office r63 palpatine wins 10-0
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>>5988675
nir·va·na
nərˈvänə,nirˈvänə/
noun
noun: nirvana
(in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.
synonyms: paradise, heaven; More
bliss, ecstasy, joy, peace, serenity, tranquility;
enlightenment
"there are no shortcuts to nirvana"
antonyms: hell
another term for moksha.
a state of perfect happiness; an ideal or idyllic place.
plural noun: nirvanas
"Hollywood's dearest dream of small-town nirvana"
Origin
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>>5988409
(Our time has come)
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>>5988650
>sentient dumpster fire
That's not a bad way to describe ERP, and /trash/ as a whole really.
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>>5988717
You must be fun at parties.
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Hi all I'm trying my luck to everyone and I have been sent using my personal experience and education in a couple weeks to see the profile and let it sit in on a different one that was my fault that is not an option in my head is the only way you want the whole lot more fun and games are not in my head is the only way you want the whole lot more fun and games are not in my head is the same thing happened with a good idea for us know how it is the only way you want the whole lot more fun and I have been sent using my personal experience and education in a while ago but it will take place at all and all that I am so happy that we are looking to move to another and the first place I have been working in your life to live and let it sit in on a different one that was my fault that is not an option in my head around how are the only way you want the whole lot more fun and I have been sent using a Samsung mobile phone call me if I'm going with you to see the profile and let it sit in on a regular member
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>>5988637
DMG, do you have a discord?
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>>5988704
It's treason then.
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>>5988414
>Well alright! Juliet's heart once again glimmered in hope and excitement! To think, she'd be working for a TV star!
W-Wow! R-Reall-
>It took a lot of mental energy for Juliet to understand the context and implication, but her brain just barely managed to get it right!
O-Oh! Hehehe~...
>She remembered doing something like this with his ex-boyfriend, where she'd take her shirt off and start touching all over her shining knight. And so she did just that!
Wait, why MY boobs? Couldn't you get any bett- NEVERMIND! I have the best rockin' tits in the world! H-Heheh...
>>5988519
>Touching. Touching. TOUCHING. Indeed, the very first thing she felt was... touching. She looked back with a puzzled look, which turned into an annoyed look.
Uhh, buddy? Not exactly the best horse 'round here, y'might wanna saddle off.
>She and her personality dashedaway at the sight of something even better- a butterfly.
Holy motherfucking shit! It's a goddamn butterfly!
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>>5988704
[I was being fallacious. Hillary is a snake, a fraud, a sociopath, and a war monger. Ignorance and lofty expectations can be tempered. Malice cannot.]
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>>5988737
Same.
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>>5988764
Facetious. Not fallacious. Fallacious means you were wrong.
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>>5988703
Fuck no
>>5988688
I'll be around to oil things up as long as I'm needed.
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>>5988764
you knovw wvhat i find sexy in a woman? her opinion on stupid earth politics i dont care about.
you come here often, toots?
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>>5988748
Is the pope reptilian?
Dark Magician Girl#3213
>I swear to fuck if it's another Paul alt I'm going to personally FUCK everything that lives.
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>>5988764
>a snake, a fraud, a sociopath, and a war monger.
Which of those doesn't apply to trump?
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>>5988809
Trump's not a fraud, he's just a fucking idiot.
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>>5988756
(Oh, I see what's going on here. Have fun.)
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>>5988719
Haah! That's what I like about you, Ana.
>The old soldier has a broad grin on his whiskered face.
Everybody else says our time has come and gone! They don't realise that we're still in our prime!
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>>5988800
Pac?
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>>5988764
Can I erp wit h you right now?
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>>5988807
>fuck everything that lives
I'm alive, so that includes me right?
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>>5988622
Unless she throws us headlong into an armed Russian conflict with an arsenal of nukes on the table. Hard to move passed anything when you become a downpour of nuclear snow.
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>>5988819
He's both.
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>>5988851
Yes. Tomorrow.
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>>5988785
[I was acting out someone who is fallacious. But I suppose facetious works better. Apologies.]
>>5988809
[Trump isn't looking to go to war, and doesn't pay ISIS troops to fulfill his agenda. I wouldn't say he's a fraud, either, just very inexperienced and dopish.]
>>5988850
[Not sure how much longer my eyelids will be open, I'm afraid.]
>>
>tfw my favorite roleplayer has been gone for months and there's no sign of her
I regret not asking for an email
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>>5988824
>Jiro being able to pick up on painfully obvious social cues for once.
Am I in bizarro ERP?
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>>5988824
What is happening here?
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>>5988756
>Going this far for a cucking meme
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>>5988879
Hi Lupin
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>>5988756
>*Mettaton... honestly didn't expect this to half work. This was usually the time when his partner would choose someone more desirable than him, but this...
UHH, OOF, HMM... I DIDN'T...
OF COURSE THEY ARE! THE FINEST RACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT, GORGEOUS! A FIVE-STAR REVIEW, IF I DO HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO RATE SUCH FINE PIECES OF ART... DO I?
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>>5988637
>With him on top of the somewhat vulnerable Magician, Rance did what any gentle and kind person would do: He'd lifted her legs over his shoulders and proceeded to ream the Dark Magician's cunt with his throbbing Hyper-Weapon in the mating press position! His merciless, nearly endless thrusts increasing in both speed and strength as he prepared himself to coat her insides with his Imperial Juice.
>Indeed, after a powerful series of mighty thrusts he finally reached his climax, string after string of his cum filling the Magician's pussy as he emptied the contents of his ballsack inside her!
A-Ahhh~!!
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>>5988819
>He has a 20k painting of himself that he "donated" with charity money to one of his own companies
>The only candidate in decades to hide his taxes to keep up his wealth illusions to his base
Like him or not he's fucking fraudulent famalam
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>>5988880
The combination of Ragyo telling Ainz "much love" and Mecha asking Ragyo to get on Steam (which Jiro never does) probably caused him to develop a bit of self-awareness.
This must have been a very painful thread for him.
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>>5988809
Trump is not a snake. The things he is saying now he has been saying for decades.
Trump is not a fraud. He may have benefited from an influential father but he seems genuine in his regard for the country of his birth.
Trump is not a sociopath. See above - he actually cares about America.
Trump is not a warmonger. He sees the establishment's wars in the middle east for what they are: wasteful and destabilising concessions to the military industrial complex, a vast network of businesses that profit from turmoil.
>>
>>5988876
Let do it anyway!
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>>5988824
i hurt myself today
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>>5988935
Fuck him. He's at his happiest when he's suffering.
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>>5988935
He's a big guy, he'll be just fine.
>>
>>5988961
No, he was at his happiest when he was a sergal and Ragyo was Elizabeth. Probably because it was the closest he'll ever get to real relationship at this point.
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>>5988935
(I'm talking to him right now, though. I say much love to everyone I like, too. I save the more intense terms of endearment for Jiro.)
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>>5988824
힘내세요! Things will work out, I promise
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>>5988952
I hope this is a joke post.
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>>5988952
>tfw you got to see him in the flesh
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>>5989006
It is not.
>>
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>>5988879
Literally who?
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>>5989006
That's called trolling, newfag.
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>>5989024
>Implying you didn't fucking want this to happen
Discord shitters, go and STAY go.
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>>5989024
Not trying to be rude but you definitely knew what you were doing when you made that post.
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>>5988915
>Rance did what any gentle and kind person would do: He'd lifted her legs over his shoulders and proceeded to ream the Dark Magician
(Honestly laughed at this <3)
>Feeling the new position her groans and sighs of pleasure melt into a happier, higher pitched giggle of cry as you slam away at her insides. her eyes rolled back as her orgasm matches yours. The seed filling her womb pushed her over the edge, the intense pleasure shaking her insides. groaning loudly as you let your last few pumps fill her. Her groanscalming down slightly as you finish your rutting of her tight little hole. panting now she looks up at the warrior, her body his now. used and warm
Ahh... F-fuck...
>I fee like this is a good place to lay off. I think that was our first time playing together. Thanks! It was loads of fun!
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>>5988917
I suppose "donating" money to ISIS soldiers and bleaching 33,000 emails to cover those tracks and more just doesn't compare to a fucking painting and tax returns
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>>5988824
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
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>>5988984
>I save the more intense terms of endearment for Jiro.
What did she mean by this?
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>>5989042
Trolling is a dead art. It's shitposting.
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>>5989065
Probably stuff like "I love you" and pet names and such.
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>>5988952
>TFW there are recordings of the annoying orange himself that BTFO this heavy handed /pol/ shit
Take it back to your containment board, we wank to different subjects here.
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>>5989058
Subpoenaed emails.
>>
/pol/ please leave.
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>>5988984
So you are going to continue tricking him, making him believe that he has a chance of actually dating you?
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>>5989072
>No qt3.14 to call you cute pet names
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>>5989097
Election's just a couple weeks away.
I am so ready for this shitshow to be over.
>>
>>5988984
Yuggi?
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>>5989050
[It was a pleasure~!]
[But do you really think it was our first time~? I also play as anon too~]
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>>5989097
>you wanted to fap, but the drumpf army has to remind you how awesome their orange shithead is nonstop in every thread before the election
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>>5989118
Just when you thought this thread couldn't hurt Jiro enough.
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>>5989065
>>5989072
(This.)
>>5989101
(We live several states apart. There is no chance of dating. He knows that and I've told him.)
>>5989118
(No.)
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>>5989024
NO PROBLEM, YOU MAGNIFICENT POSTER, YOU. HOPEFULLY YOU'LL BE BACK!
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>>5988911
A question, you colorful creature.
I hear many tales of your relevancy, but in my time here, they are far overstated. You are only relevant, in this moment, because of what seems to be an awkward set of circumstances. Was this happenstance? Was this planned?
I find it fascinating, watching a meme trying to propagate its own relevance. I have some experience in this myself, so, the act interests me indeed.
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>>5989118
Fuck off
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>>5989097
[I'm so sorry. What have I wrought upon you all]
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>>5989123
>also play as anon too~
N-nani?
>Bed now. Loves!
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>>5989145
>He knows that and I've told him.
>He knows that
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>>5989145
>Cries.
Anyway, how are you?
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>>5989103
You're a fat, disgusting neckbeard. I would be surprised if your mother called you anything even remotely human, let alone endearing.
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>>5989151
Mettaton was here before you, homo.
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>>5989164
Night DMG
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>>5989145
>There is no chance of dating. He knows that and I've told him
S U F F E R I N G
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>All this Jiro, the "Town Bycycle Chaser" and politics talking.
Okay /trash/ bend over for your daily dose. This is gonna go straight into your clit, and it's gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.
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>>5989194
Thanks, doc.
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>>5989185
Ahoy Paul
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>>5989145
This isn't the place for this to be honest.
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>>5989145
No you haven't. You keep telling him words of love, giving him false hope.
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>>5989194
Here comes Luffy trying to be ERP protagonist again.
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>>5989194
You aren't the hero we want, you're the one we deserve.
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>>5989151
I TRULY HOPE THAT WAS THE CASE, YOU GLORIOUS BALD BASTARD, YOU!
ALAS, THE CASE IS NON-MANUFACTURED. I DON'T WISH MY RIVAL ANY SUFFERING, TRUST ME.
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>>5989155
Why anon?!
>>5989137
What I do?
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>>5989145
I'm half expecting Jiro to be holding a boombox outside your bedroom window any day now.
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>>5989194
"haha guys, I'm the leader lets all get together, gang! I'm cool and everyone's friend haha! what's female anatomy again?"
>>
>Paying attention to the thrall of forced hate
JUST FOCUS ON YOUR RPS
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>>5989168
(Leaving and closing my big fat mouth.)
>>5989207
(See above.)
>>5989208
(Either you know nothing about it but what you've garnered from hearsay or you're one of two people who are privy to the details. I wonder which.)
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>>5989208
>People can't tell friends they love them or that they mean a lot to them without it having a romantic meaning behind it
wew
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>>5989145
>He knows that and I've told him
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>>5989230
>a boombox
He's a filthy Spic. It'd be a mariachi band with Jiro on lead guitar and vocals.
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>>5989250
Did you ever account for him stealing one?
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>>5989243
But you just got here!!! Whatever, have a nice day.
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>>5989243
Maybe you can typefuck next time, see you around, come back soon
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>all this forced Discord politics cuck shit will keep you from ever RPing with Ragyo
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>>5989186
Length of time present does not substantiate much. This creature is present upon so many tier lists and popularity polls despite lacking any real impact or substance within the host media, these threads, that I've been curious of what is fiction and what is reality when it comes to the actions of this being.
>>5989219
Rivalry requires presence, which is why I find your propagation so fascinating. Carry on.
>>
This thread needs more buttslutz
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>>5989243
Have fun manipulating Jiro. :^)
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>>5989271
We must shitpost the shitposters. He gets shit. You get shit. She gets shit. We all get shit!
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How is he going to recover from this?
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>>5989278
The moment Jiro got cucked was the moment all ERP in the thread ended.
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>>5989278
Buttslutz guy is starting to make a lot of sense on this one.
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Pharah or Vi?
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>Jiro heartbroken by Ragyo's sweet talk to others
>Once again hurt by the steam request to his waifu
>Cucked my a meme
>And his waifu suddenly shows up after he left
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGD72gpF168
>The nervous footsteps of a teenager echo much louder than intended through the area. >They hum a gentle foreboding tune, the only thing that seems to keep them from falling into the chasm of despair.
"Salve...Maria...Piene di grazia..."
>The individual shuffles in clutching their black sleeve, their body jumping at any small noise. >They look up at anyone who would pay them any mind, trying (and usually failing) at gaining their attention. They put on a shaky smile, as fragile as glass and just as easy to break.
"U-Um...My name is Crona...nice to meet you all..."
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>>5989280
Shut up, Chiaki.
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>>5989243
Who are the the people with privy details? It's how Jiro speaks constantly that it gets really annoying.
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>>5989277
I think you just jelly
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>>5989203
Take 2 doses of the "eye-be-pro-fins" before and after sleeping.
>>5989214
That's because EVERYONE is the protagonist; if they just believe in themselves!
>>5989218
I get that first part a lot; not so much the last. Thanks.
>>5989231
Not like we do a lot of that anyway.
>>5989235
The vagina bone is connected to the knee bone, right?
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>>5989278
>
>>5989303
Pharah is pure flying sex
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>>5989303
Vi!
>>
Clinton has already been a nightmare for foreign policy for like a fucking decade, making her president is like hiring known pyromaniac zoophiles in charge of a zoo.
Also she demanded Julian Massage be tried for treason when he's a Swede.
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>>5989277
fuck off nigger
mettaton was the coolest shit way before you showed up, his legacy lives on forever
t. mtt fanbase
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>>5989288
Look m8
I couldn't care less about Jiro's interpersonal problems, or who's in an e-relationship with who, or if there's even any validity to all this bullshit that just takes over threads any time these two fucks are mentioned
I just want to bone the hot mom
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>>5989334
Fuck off, /pol/
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>>5989305
It's ERP the anime. Jiro is the protagonist because he suffers, like a true hero. And anime heroes never get the girl either.
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>>5989334
I thought she just wanted to drone him.
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>>5989316
To be honest all the stuff constantly discussing him has always made me curious when I haven't seen anything of him in here for months outside of Paul spamming scat images of him.
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>>5989271
>Ragyo was chased out by shitposting
>Luffy tried to start some RP with his own card to move the thread and gets shit on
We are in a dying age, and you faceless fucks hould blame yourselves for enabling it.
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I bet Owain is behind this
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>>5989349
Ragyo used to be very prolific, too. She was always cranking out seven-man sessions. How far we've fallen.
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>>5989351
You can't dismiss a valid opinion with 'Fuck off /pol/ just because you'd rather than white knight for a morally bankrupt, moneygrubbing sociopath than ERP.
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>>5989278
Well, if you REALLY need me, than how can I say no~?
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>>5989278
>More generic anime girls
no thank you
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>>5989277
WHY, I HAVE BEEN PRESENT, MY UNDERAGED FRIEND! PRESENT IN THE HEARTS OF MY BELOVED FANS AND ADMIRERS. MIGHT I ADD: SELF-MADE REPUTATION! I NEVER ONCE FED OFF REDPILLS OR THE COMMUNITY... M-MOST OF THE TIME.
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>>5989369
Hi Luffy
>>
ALL ALONE I'M DESTINED TO BE
WITH MISERY MY ONLY COMPANY
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>>5989303
I want Vi to femdom me and sit on my face
Alternatively, I want Pharah to do the same
Vi is thicker though
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>>5989400
If that was Luffy, his shitty autocorrect program would have corrected that typo.
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>>5989363
The treason thing was from before drones were common actually.
Funny that she's wanted him dead for so long and it's only recently wikileaks started damaging her directly.
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>>5989381
Yeah I can, because this isn't the time or place for this bullshit. Both of the candidates are cancer and we know this.
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>>5989403
Your suffering will end when you pull the trigger, Jiro.
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what hurt jiro most today?
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(I'm around if anyone wants to do stuff.)
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>>5989443
You. The faceless anon that has no empathy for people on the other side of the screen.
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>>5989443
Existing.
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>>5989443
An awful thread that can't even stay on topic, most likely.
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>>5989312
Hmm, hey...
>A man had been standing there, awkwardly staring at the girl doing...whatever she was doing for the past few minutes.
I'm not interrupting anything important am I?
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>>5989312
>There's a quiet, encouraging smile and nod from a man sat at one of the place's many little tables. He beckons her over.
You look pretty nervous, Crona. Are you alright?
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>>5989451
>Owain shows up just after Jiro got cucked
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
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>>5989451
I want Poppy to tie me up and tease me
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>>5989396
Nothing wrong with them as long as they make anons cum and actually ErP instead of the cluster fuck going on currently
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>>5989451
Fuck off Owain
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>>5989399
Christ you're obnoxious
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>>5989369
I didn't enable any of this shit, I'm trying to bring light to how utterly stupid this peanut gallery built around the Discord ecelebs is.
>>5989377
And yet for some fucking reason there's this huge thing built around these people, as if it's important who gets overly attached to who. Jesus christ. It bores me to tears, and saying anything about it gets you the piss poor accusation of 'y-you're just as bad, you're the reason why the good avatars are leaving', despite only fucking saying anything in a reactionary manner in the first place.
Newsflash for anyone still too retarded to understand the avatars are leaving because of the gladiator's ring you fucks have built around them, whether you're whiteknighting their shit or provoking them into fighting, you are the reason why it's awkward, stressful, and difficult to exist here
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>>5989474
>Implying the anons aren't just here to have fun trolling people rather than ERP
Fucking newfag.
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>>5989451
Who is the second from the left to right?
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>>5989484
Hi Mecha
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>>5989474
Fucking this, I have to applaud pharah, Owain, Luffy, etc for even trying to keep the ball rolling after all this forced hate cringe snowballing down.
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>>5989451
Generic anime girls galore, it's like a bargain bin sale
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>>5989451
>he still doesn't stay in the Discord after it's become clear he's not wanted in the threads
But no, Owain is a gud boi who dindu nuffin
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>>5989497
Hi Luffy
>>
>>5989484
Ahoy Mecha
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>>5989451
I want to rape the girl all the way to the right.
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>>5989497
>Owain
Owain doesn't give a fuck about the threads. Owain doesn't give a fuck about the people he ERPs with. Owain only cares about Owain.
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>>5989451
Meliodidas? Needs to fuck Elizabeth up the ass already
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So, I heaRd there was some trouble going round these parts, looking to take somebody "down town"?
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>>5989485
Preach.
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>>5989484
>Mecha gets called out by a living meme
>suddenly, an anonymous user defends him
hmm... really makes u think...
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>>5989465
>Crona freezes up as she hears the man's voice, her hand gripping her sleeve tightening around he arm. She nervously shuffles over to the man and looks up at him, on the verge of tears.
"No...Thank you for talking to me...I'm not very good at making friends..."
>>5989466
>Crona looks at the man and her smile brightens slightly, walking over to him. She gives him a friendly nod and looks visibly more happy.
"I'm fine. Maka said I should try harder to make new friends..."
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>forced hate memes on jiro, mecha, now owain
Can we get some 'hi lore' in here next?
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>>5989538
Shut up, Mettaton.
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>>5989524
You say the darndest things here, I swear.
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>>5989531
I don't think I'm much of a troublemaker! But what exactly do you mean by "down town" ?
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>>5989548
The Owain hate is justified though.
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>>5989531
>Hides bag of weed
>He stinks of pot
Hey officer, how may I help you?
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>>5989526
And bragging about it.
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>>5989485
I said faceless, and I agree with you Ainsley. I just want to typefuck, these guys are putting out their cards, and it's all just whining and drama from anonymous bullshit artists.
I don't care what random asshat #37 has against jiro and owain I want to typefuck.
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>>5989555
those trips aren't going to save you either, mecha
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>>5989548
>forced hate Mecha
But he's a shitposter
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>>5989474
>Implying anons matter
holy shit these threads have the most hilarious entitlement complex
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>>5989555
Hi Mecha
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>>5989489
(Elizabeth from seven deadly sins.)
>>5989473
(I don't think that's in her character but I could make it work.)
>>5989524
(Ophelia is for tender loving!)
>>5989528
(He's a perverted gentleman, he has to work up to that.)
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>>5989531
(Hope you don't mind me trying to get something started here to deviate attention. If you have your eyes set on another character I play just say so and I can switch.)
>Scout just looks around at everyone debating about politics and verbally fighting each other, ducking to avoid a beer bottle.
Eh, same thing as always toots~! Just people arguing with each other about the lack of lewd things here while not wanting to do anything about it themselves besides complain...
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>>5989538
Is this also the power of the PS4?
Besides, I already said why I had my piece with the thing. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>5989577
Do you just shitpost everyone, No Caps Anon?
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>>5989557
W-what?
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>>5989584
I would love to sin with her then!
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>>5989579
So is 90% of the thread by this point. At least he has good taste in Batman villains.
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>>5989598
>You know what, you little deviant.
>>
>Mettaton cucks Jiro out of an avatar
>Mettaton cucks Mecha out of being the resident meme robot
>in one night
This nigga cannot be stopped.
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>>5989589
Diiiiiid somebody say PS4?
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>>5989584
>when Lupin says you should stay out of the threads but you don't listen
>>
I should probably ERP to make up for being part of the drama. I need an avatar, though.
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>>5989584
I'd be very impressed if you made it work
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>>5989618
I did nothing!
>runs only to trip.
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>Mecha fucking BTFO by an irrelevant meme
Wew lad.
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>>5989544
"I'm glad to hear it."
>The smile on the man's face remains constant as she approaches his table, and he casts an appraising eye over her trembling form. Inviting her to sit with a sweeping gesture, he tries to keep his voice low and reassuring. Despite her returning his friendly gestures, she still looks very fragile to the larger man.
"I hope you'll excuse me for saying so, but you still look like you could use something to soothe your nerves. Do you like chocolate?"
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>>5989619
>implying that Juliet and Mettaton weren't the same poster
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>>5989607
>The white haired female gives the man a friendly nod, not exactly hearing what he said.
How may I help you, sir?
>>
>>5989621
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
THE PS4 AIN'T GOT GAMES
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>>5989544
Oh...uh..okay.
>The man had initially stepped in here out of curiosity alone, not quite sure what to expect. But seeing this admittedly cute girl here looking like she was about to panic at any moment compelled him to stay.
Hey, I'm not really familiar with this place, but if you want to make friends then sure, why not? What's your name?
>>
>>5989645
I really don't believe anyone is sad enough to play with themself...
...ayy.
>>
>>5989645
>implying Juliet, Mettaton and Owain aren't the same posters
It's too convenient. Run out your rival from the Discord and the threads and then swoop in to "save" them.
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>>5989625
let me look through my random list
----------------
c.c. from code geass
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>>5989584
You mean she's for rape. Cause that's basically all of her lewd pictures.
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>>5989619
>>5989642
I guess he just mecha-TON of disappointment from those he Mettaton of times!
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>>5989620
In the words of my friend small Paul, got 'emmmm
>>5989621
You've as many fps as you do avas
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11501130
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>>5989645
Just sleep it off, Jiro. You'll feel better in the morning.
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>>5989640
Heh, heh... It's nothing to be ashamed about, Edna. This is your business after all. I'll see you back home then!
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>>5989537
I mean, look at how this thread has progressed.
First Paul and DMG's shit, as if that needs any fucking introduction for the putrid mess of autism and creepiness that it is. Then there's the spectacle of Jiro and Ragyo, and the people tossing popcorn at them as if it's funny and not extremely awkward to watch these two people. Like they can't just fucking leave what exists in the past in the past, they have to make it into a soap opera every single time the two are in the thread, and the awkwardness just has to continue somehow. Then you have people jumping down that Luffy fuck's throat, for daring to come into the thread and actually ROLEPLAY (god forbid we do that!). And then, of all the fucking groups to roll in, LO AND BEHOLD IT'S THE OWAIN HATE CIRCLEJERK! Because we have to be reminded of how much people want someone to stay in the Discord EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, despite all of his appearances as of late (and most in general) being to come in and ROLEPLAY, not even feeding the shitposters. But that's not inflammatory, is it? We have to have it drilled into us how bland, and smughumble, and wordy he is, despite everybody already fucking knowing, as we have for MONTHS.
And it'll just keep repeating, because you fucks can't put down your erections for forcing conflict here, whether you're defending the dindu avatars you love so much, or prodding the ones you don't like into fighting, or some awkward affair. Which is fine, I guess, but don't bitch about your self-prescribed pain as if it's anyone's fault.
>>5989576
I just want to roleplay
Is that so much to ask
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>>5989660
And that's my cue to leave.
>>5989679
(Oh man, if you knew how many avas I'm putting off on, ho boy)
>>
>>5989678
Boo, get offa the stage
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>>5989679
>You've as many fps as you do avas
Daaamn.
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>>5989694
Jokes aside, I have no idea what I did.
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>>5989678
what the fuck did you try and say?
>>
>>5989688
>can't select multiple options
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>>5989700
Hi...
Wait, is this Luffy, or Owain...
/TRASH/, HELP! I DON'T KNOW WHICH JEW IS BEHIND THIS POST!
>>
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>>5989626
>While you are lazing about in your home, you hear a rumbling like a small stampede is barreling towards your door. In an instant shards of shattered oak are strewn across your floor. An extremely irate (but adorable) yordle stands in your door way, patting a threatening hammer in her hand as she walks closer to you.
"I've been looking for a hero all day and I know you know where one is. Now just tell me where they are and I won't have to get rough."
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>>5989718
>Casual mentions of rape make me laugh I guess.
>Now I'm off. Night, Parsee.
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>>5989718
>grabs crotch
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>>5989700
tl;dr
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Someone tell me a person or thing to play, and I will do my best to not fuck it up for the people who want that person or thing to do things with them sexually.
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>>5989584
>mfw I want to fuck Elizabeth's innocent ass but im too impatient to properly erp till then
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>>5989700
Hi Marseille
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>>5989757
A new Kyoko Sakura.
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>>5989558
Ooh ya know, maybe some handcuffs, some full cavity searching, and if you're lucky, I may just let ya off with a warning g
>>5989566
>The pink haired officer smells the air, the burning scent of weed is potent and she picks up on it, but furrows her brow, eyeing you suspiciously
You don't happen to smell that, would ya? Man, I would hate to be the one that gets caught with that
>>5989587
>She leans to the side and rests her gauntlets on her hips
I just don't understand why they argue about drama in a place for fucking. But hey, you're a looker.
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>>5989737
"I don't know anything, I swear! I really don't, I'm so tired and so fucking confused and now I'm cold because my door is gone!"
>He eyes her hammered nervously
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>>5989700
All right, I'm coming back just for this. I don't intend to make a soap opera out of things whenever I come in. I just don't want to feel like I'm letting people attack someone special to me. It's not pleasant. I know I shouldn't bother, which is why I backed off before I made more of a spectacle of myself. I don't want to be thought of as a drama whore, but I guess that's all I'm doing when I try to help.
t. Taste The Rainbow
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>>5989756
tl;dr: we all know owain sucks, people should leave jiro and ragyo alone, everyone should just typefuck
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>>5989619
>Mettaton
>Being the cuckER
Did I walk in the wrong universe?
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>>5989657
>The man was happily enjoying what seemed to be a doughnut, a chocolate covered one... And he wasn't feeling that hungry either!
>GLUTTONY.
>As he approached the girl, his dark brown eyes looked at her with interest. Her lovely form and pleasant featured awoke something in him.
>LUST.
Me? Ha... I'm just... Passing by. I got nothing really to do and I decided to say "Hey" so here you have me~
Do you have a name, cutie?
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>>5989688
Mecha sure pissed off the Mettaton fanbase
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>>5989757
No fucking thank you.
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>>5989700
It can feel like a losing battle to call out this shit, their autistic needs for hate are strong. But the typefuck is perservering, just ignore the feces and find someone you like, focus on the session, the better Avas tend to focus on their rp and give you your fix.
Good luck kin, Avas and anons alike.
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>>5989779
I mean, I like the sound of handcuffs, for sure!
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>>5989749
You need to let people know what you want! Not go around the point in circles!
>>5989753
>Dies in the arms of a handsome man.
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>>5989749
OW THE EDGE
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>>5989796
Why is there even a Mettaton fanbase?
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>>5989798
Why would we object to more lewd?
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>>5989784
>whoops I said too much, i'm leaving
>wait no I stuck around to watch the shitstorm lol
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>>5989798
>someone literally offers to play something for the people who isn't being played yet
>this is the response
But why?
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>>5989644
>Crona smiles brightly at the man's words, nodding his head frantically. She takes a seat across from the man. Her hands run over her clothes repeatedly, trying to get rid of wrinkles that weren't even there.
"Y-Yes, I love chocolate. D-Do you possibly have some?"
>>5989662
>Crona makes a visible gulp, her body shaking like a twig in the breeze as she steels herself. The simple question of her name from a stranger scaring her more than she realized.
"M-My name is Crona it is nice to meet you."
>She extends her hand in a gesture of friendship, made tense by her constant shivering.
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>>5989784
(Next time you come back just keep things chill, I'd like to get a typefuck with you one of these days)
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>>5989823
It's called going into lurk, anon. Christ, how new are you?
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>>5989776
AND THIS 'HI ___' SHIT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC SYMPTOMS OF THIS SHIT, AS IF WE HAVE PRE-SELECTED SCAPEGOATS TO DISMISS ANY TRAIN OF THOUGHT WITH BECAUSE WE'VE BUILT SUCH A FUCKING BOOGEYMAN INFIGHTING CULTURE HERE THAT YOU FUCKS NEED TO GUESS WHO'S BEHIND EVERY SINGLE POST AS IF IT FUCKING MATTERS WHO'S TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE AN IGNORAMUS MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO PUT ON ANY PERFORMANCE HERE
FUCK YOU
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>>5989796
I mean, he also did make a strong point.
Mettaton made himself a meme, while Mecha had to leech off of the drama and whatnot.
>inb4 Hi Mettaton
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>>5989814
>just want to give your dick the succ
>you die
Wewladdy
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>>5989784
>coming back into the thread while Owain is lurking
It's like you want to hurt Jiro at this point.
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>>5989820
You can object deez nuts
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>>5989824
Fucking amen to this.
Even if you don't have something in mind, no need to shit on the offer, some other anon can enjoy it.
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>>5989779
>Starts sweating
I-I smell it, but that's not me officer! I swear! I-It was some kids. I just got here on my way from... Home! Yeah, I was jjst going home and these kids were smoking! Not me, I swear!
>His eyes are bloodshot
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>>5989777
>Behind the anon, the sound of an apple crunching under teeth rings out, and a voice muffled with fruit meat.
A new one? Wha'ssat supposed ta' mean?
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>>5989840
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>>5989833
Hi Owain
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>>5989792
>Elizabeth blushes at the man's matter of fact way of speaking, shifting on her feet. She gives the man the same warm smile as before, her cheeks turning red at the word "cutie".
"M-My name is Elizabeth Liones. Glad to make your acquaintance. Is there something you required of me?"
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>>5989864
>fruit meat.
God damn it, Owain.
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>>5989779
Heh, ya' know just what ya' say ta' a handsome fella', huh?
>Smirking at her casual attempt to talk with him despite the chaos ensuring, he notices that the stripping area actually used for sexual activities have been vacant except for a couple people trying to rally the crowd back in.
And with a gorgeous body like yourself, how about we head over there and see if we can enjoy some alone time before this place comes back to its senses?
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y'all need to type less and fuck more tbhwy.
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>>5989757
Yuugi, Orin, Satori, or Marisa. It's your choice really.
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Is Owain trying to compete with EGG by playing 586 avatars concurrently?
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>>5989838
I was actually going to try a different character, soon. Just getting more pictures.
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>>5989840
Who the fuck is Owain?
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>>5989894
Hi sage
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>>5989906
It's Owain. He's always competing and trying to boost his ego.
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>>5989784
Okay, so here's what you do.
Listening? Listen close. Just listen for a sec.
Don't help.
Don't help, don't address, don't acknowledge any of this shit, because it doesn't belong here. I love you, Ragyo. I think you're fun, I think you're a good RPer, and I think you're an otherwise positive influence here. But none of this issue belongs here, at all. And feeding it in any way is just encouraging these mongoloids to perpetuate it. Pretend it didn't happen, ignore any posts pertaining to it, and discourage any discussion of it, because holy fuck is it painful to see Jiro trying to RP, and then this crew of banana sucking savages rolls in to burst out the 'CUKK' posts.
Just do you. Holy shit.
>>5989906
At least he's playing something at all, jesus christ can you people not curb your obsession
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>>5989781
>Poppy doesn't believe a word the man says, despite it most likely being the truth. She charges him into the wall, dazing him for a few moments as she takes a bit of "borrowed" rope out of her backpack.
"I guess I'll just have to...do stuff until you tell me the truth!"
>Poppy throws the man onto the nearby bed and climbs on top of him, using her surprising strength to tie each of his limbs to the bed. Her sizable rump teases his bulge all the while, grinding against him as she restrains him. She turns to him with a wide smile, not really sure where to go from here.
"Now! Time for me to do uh...stuff! Yeah! Not good things until you tell me where he is! Those things will be...um..."
>She looks at you expectantly.
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>>5989828
Crona.
>The man extended out his hand to take the handshake, he noted the sheer amount of nervous energy the girl was expending but wasn't quite sure how to help her out with it. Letting go after a few seconds, he looked around for a place to sit, before just deciding to awkwardly sit on the ground in front of her.
So uh, what do you do around here?
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>>5989912
Urkel looking nigga with a small penis
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>>5989906
Can I compete by playing 587 avatars concurrently?
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>>5989923
wtf is sage? Damn, y'all need to chill with this boogeyman shit too.
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>>5989912
A guy who's really obnoxious on the Discord and treats ERP like it's his own personal harem to the point where he ran out other male avas from the ERP Discord. Not being satisfied with that, he comes into the threads to get his ego stroked some more.
All the hate in the threads comes from Discord users that are too much of pussies to say stuff to his face.
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>>5989935
You got it, Ainsley. Thanks.
t. Skittles Swan
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11501175
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>>5989935
Hi Armstrong.
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>>5989828
>He takes note of their nervous tics, by contrast being totally at ease in his chair. He reaches behind him and into the jacket hooked onto the backrest, producing a small thermos flask.
"I've taken to carrying some around with me. Liquid form, though. I hope that's alright."
>He unscrews the lid, and apparently there are a pair of simplistic cups built into the top. He sets them down on the table and pours a generous tot of sweet-smelling, steaming hot chocolate into each. He pushes one across the table to the jittery Crona.
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>>5989872
Me? Do I look like someone who requires help or anything like that? Don't make me laugh~...
>PRIDE.
>The man scoffed teasingly as he approached her, his eyes still glued to that inviting, lovely form. His desire for her swelling, almost as if he wanted to violently ravage her...
>WRATH.
>Clearing his throat, the man reached for her waist with a single arm, gently pulling her towards his form, his face now mere inches away from hers.
... But I suppose there's indeed something I need: You.
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>>5989947
This is pretty apt.
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>>5989811
>As he began to mention the words, the woman had already busted out a pair off them from her belt, and put the anon into a lock behind his back, and then forced his wrists into the iron cuffs with a 'click'. The officer whispered into his ear from behind
Now there are the cuffs, now to begin the cavity search
>Her hands begin sliding down your body, tugging lightly at your clothes and groping at your belt line and sides
>>5989856
>She brought her face close to yours and looked into your eyes, taking careful notice of the bloodshot eyes and stronger scent
Really? So, If you are innocent you obviously wouldn't mind taking a test or a quick routine search, would you?
>>5989891
Yee speaking my language city boy
>Without any hesitation she lifted the Scout up over her shoulder and carried him over to the are, copping a feel of his ass while she did so, snickering at the 'cool tough guy act'
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>>5989935
What's your opinion on your partner in Pauling, Mecha?
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>>5989955
Hi TMZ
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>>5989876
So no one needs me here? Lotta trouble to come by just for nothin'.
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>>5989942
>Not playing every single avatar by going to the spirit world and getting all the info on them for complete accuracy.
Plebeians.
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>>5989984
I would go to the spirit world just to get information on a top tier futa character.
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>>5989982
Fuck off Owain
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>>5989982
>Places my hand on your ass.
I need you.
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>>5989935
>because holy fuck is it painful to see Jiro trying to RP, and then this crew of banana sucking savages rolls in to burst out the 'CUKK' posts.
What did you think about the Juliet he was trying to ERP with flat out cucking him?
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>>5989938
>Crona gasps as their hands make contact, locking her fingers around his as a unintended smile works its way onto her face.
"Warm..."
>She blushes a bit and pulls away, the smile still on her face as she retreats to the safety of her seat on the ground.
"Um, my friend Maka said I should try to meet people outside the school...so here I am! S-Sorry if I was too loud..."
>>5989958
>Crona takes a deep whiff of the delicious aroma and brings the cup to her lips, taking a deep sip. The smooth chocolate liquid warms her body, her black blood feeling a little bit better from the company and hot chocolate.
"Thank you. Its delightful."
>She looks around the area, never quite making eye contact with the man.
"So...would you like to be my friend?"
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>>5989942
Will we have a nymph to fuck? Yes please.
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>>5989935
>>5989833
Ainsley I like you, and your preaching truth. But what needs to be said I feel has at this point, no need to saturate the place with less rp, don't want to be giving chains to feed (you)s and drama. Just unwind amidst the chaos and find a comfortable RP. We can't solve all the threads problems.
>>5989784
You didn't really do anything wrong, but you're in a volatile environment where the smallest non existent shit blows up. Just be sure to ignore (you) and drama fishing, do your best to contribute to a positive rp environment.
Now I'm heeding my own advice and ending my self important thread guruing for now, good night all.
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>>5990006
>you like this
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>>5989936
Ahh, this isn't really making me want to talk! But it sure feels good...
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>>5990024
Seinfeld is a good show.
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>>5989995
Pee on me you nigger
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>>5990001
That's not just wrong, that's rude.
>>5990006
>Swift and easy, she sidesteps from the anon's hand just before it plants on her tight bottom, and flashes him a grin.
Huh, a molester? That ain't how you should greet someone, is it?
>The next move should be easy for him to dodge. It's just a simple sweep of her segmented spear's butt, right where his ankles are.
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>>5990039
Pee is 98% water. Go pour some water on yourself.
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>>5989954
In all seriousness, hope to do something with you soon.
>>5989957
I'm not even Armstrong, but was anything the motherfucker said inaccurate? He predicted this shit to a fucking T.
>>5989947
Thin skinned pussies, all of them.
If you're so insecure that you can't play your male avatar because of OWAIN being in your Discord, leave the autistic servers. Nobody gives two fucks about your feelings of inadequacy. Ignore his obnoxiousness and do your thing, stop being such god damn martyrs.
>>5989975
Who?
>>5990012
I thought it was fucking embarrassing, why the fuck would someone even be so petty as to pull that in thread
Not to mention the shitstorm it instigated afterwards. Save your fucking Discord gripes for your own circlejerks, stop putting it on everyone here.
>>5990024
Fuck, fine. Sorry. I just wanted to say something, SOMEbody had to say something
I'm going to bed, night Jerry
There will be soup for you
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>>5990012
You mean Mettaton/Lore cucking him with a samefag?
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>>5989963
>Elizabeth is slightly taken aback by the man's rather crude way of speaking. Her offer of assistance rejected in an instant by his gravely voice. She prepares to leave before she finds herself pulled to his side, his breath flowing over her face as he pulls her close. Her soft breasts press against his chest, her face turning away to try and create distance a bit of distance between them.
"I-I don't believe I am on the menu..."
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>>5990058
>need to fuck the loli intensifies
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>>5990055
Fuck OFF owain
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>>5989995
Read through a Chinbotsu-written doujin and pick one of the sluts there, problem solved.
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>>5990071
Owain, Owain, Owain.
>Kyouko knocks her head from side to side and sighs, chewing from her apple after the last Owain.
Thas' not my name. Y'sure you ain't just confused?
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>>5990055
Whoa there.
>He jumps up, trying to avoid the spear.
Relax! I am merely greeting you to this place. It's how most people here greet one another.
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>>5989970
Whoa!
>Scout squeaked out, in a comically high pitched tone before clearing his throaty into his fist before slinging her arms around Vi's neck to hold onto her.
Strong muscles? Just how I like my women~
>He remarked, still never losing his act completely but still admitting her strength.
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>>5990062
Sup Owain
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>>5990029
>Poppy pouts cutely as she shits on the man's chest, unintentionally grinding her plump bubble butt against the man's bulge. She taps him on the chest with her little hands.
"That is not what you're supposed to say! I tied you up and I'm intero...interagah...beating you up for info!"
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>>5990062
(Hey Ainsley don't beat yourself up too much, just don't want to see you crumble taking on all the threads problems. You know what can happen to he who fights monsters. Take care)
-reappearing Seinfeld to reassure a likeminded guy because saying goodbye back doesn't count
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>>5990077
I don't wanna sceencap manga, I just wanna go through danbooru.
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>>5990022
"I'm always glad to make new friends, Crona."
>The man smiles, kind brown eyes on her hesitant face, ready to meet her eyes whenever she screws up the confidence. He cups his warm drink in his hands, seeming to savour its heat in particular before taking a sip of the comforting liquid. He wonders about the person who sent her here.
"Did this... Maka tell you much about this place?"
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>>5990092
>Of course the Anon jumps in time, and she snaps the shaft back up to her and leans against it.
Huh!? You gotta be kiddin' me. What kinda place starts off with molesting someone?
>Kyouko, for all intents and purposes, disappears from his view. In the same moment, the anon should feel her warm hand on his backside.
Guess it's a "when in Roma" kinda deal, huh?
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>>5990022
Ah, don't mind it. Sure it's just about the middle of the night but uh, I wasn't doing much anyways.
>Noticing her little reactions, from her blush to her smile, he couldn't help but give a little smile back to her.
Well, what do you think we, as new friends, should do Crona? I've got a few Ideas but I don't know if you'd really be into them.
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>>5990067
You're really making it very difficult for me, you know Elizabeth? I don't feel like chasing my way around you, sweetheart...
>SLOTH.
It matters not because once I'm done with you then you'll belong to me and me only~ Do you like the sound of that, Elizabeth?
>GREED
...
>Not waiting for an answer, the man pressed his lips against hers at the same time a hand slowly reached for her chest, giving it a gentle grope while he guided her against one of the corners of the room.
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Bored as fuck. Rolling.
1-3 Anime
4-6 Video games
7-9 and 0, ERP new ava
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>>5990150
This. There's nothing wrong with turning down a cringeworthy OC character.
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>>5990130
>He looks around for her only to feel a pair of hands on his back.
Well, if you can see, this is a place where people come to relax and have sex. I just wanted to great you the only way people here do.
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>>5990173
Mettaton is even more cringe though.
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>>5990067
You really are slothful.
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>>5990115
>Crona instantly perks up as she hears the name "Maka" her eyes filling with a light the man has never seen before. A spark of hope.
"Maka is amazing...she's strong, friendly and she was my first friend I ever had...She just told me to make new friends, I came here on my own."
>Crona takes a few steadying breaths, this being one of the longest conversations she's had with a total stranger. She tilts her head to the side in confusion.
"What exactly is this place mister?"
>>5990144
>Crona gives an uncharacteristic steely stare at the man, remembering how she promised herself she would be brave in the face of new things. She scoots closer to the man, easily within arms reach.
"I-I'm ready to try it if it'll make us better friends. I've been through...a lot of things before. I can handle it...I think."
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>>5990150
this t b h
and jiro has been kind of obnoxious lately, so dare i say he kind of deserved it?
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>>5990173
The way they did it was wrong. They could've just politely turned him down OOC rather than just lead him on for a cuck joke.
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>>5990187
Hi Mecha
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>>5990202
Hi dead meme
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>>5990195
>and jiro has been kind of obnoxious lately,
>all he's been doing is trying to ERP with people
>this compared to when he sadposted and blogposted all the time awhile back
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>>5990175
That's all? So it's basically a molester paradise.
>Kyouko shoulders past his side, and leans into it, grinning over her shoulder up at the anon.
They got a restaurant around here, Mr. Molester? I'm starvin', and eatin's a good way to relax. You'll treat a pretty girl like me, won't 'cha?
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>>5990195
Okay, this one is for sure Owain.
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>>5990146
"T-That's...Meliodas-sama needs me to..."
>Her weak protests are silenced as soon as the man suddenly kisses her. His breath hot and heavy flooding her senses as she is locked in his embrace. She places her dainty fingers against his chest in a sign for him to stop. She feels her back press against the wall as his hand grabs her soft breast, his fingers sinking into the marshmallow-like softness of her breast.
"You um...Should not be..."
>Her words die in her throat, tightly shutting her eyes and hoping it'll be over soon.
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>>5990213
>literally uses his character as an excuse to spanish post
>brings his shit with jinx onto threads
>not obnoxious
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>>5990229
Shh, Jiro, shhh.
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Every poster here is Owain, because we are all descended from his ancient lineage.
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>>5990229
Hi Jiro
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>>5989864
Keep Kyoko around. I'll be sure to play with her one of these days.
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>>5990215
Well, that depends what you want to eat. What do you enjoy having and I will bring you there, for a price obviously.
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>>5990242
>playing an overmeme
>contributing to the overmeme circlejerk
Well you're not wrong. When will the overmeme end?
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>>5990224
Hi Nue
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>>5990242
Reaper is Mexican
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>>5990191
...Oh.
>It doesn't take long for the implications to settle in for him, becoming even less certain if this was actually what she wanted.
I mean, you don't NEED to do it if you want to make better friends, in fact, it doesn't need to happen at all. But...
>He scoots in, sitting down next to the girl to wrap one arm gently around her shoulders.
Well, would you believe me if I promised you that you'd enjoy it? I don't want this to be something you'd force yourself into...
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>>5990191
>This display of animated enthusiasm surprises the man, and his eyebrows reach towards the sky. He listens to her explanation, nodding along and not once letting his encouraging smile fall away. If she's trying to crack the shell of her anxiety, then he'll do all he can to help.
"They sound pretty incredible."
>He falters for just a moent, wondering how to explain the purpose of the place to what looks like a nervous little girl.
"... this is a place where people come to make very god friends. Ones they can hug and kiss. Among other things."
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>>5990242
>>literally uses his character as an excuse to spanish post
That's called being in character. If you read his OOC posts in parenthesis, it's still a different tone.
>>brings his shit with jinx onto threads
He hasn't done that as much if at all since leaving the Discord.
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What about a futa version of a touhou
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11501234
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>>5990095
>The muscular girl planted the city boy down at the bench and took a seat next to him, putting her arm around d his shoulder, and running her other hand along his chest, training her fingers over his pecks
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Can I get some JOI over here?
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>>5990272
Hey, buddy...
...what language do Mexicans speak?
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>>5990256
>I'll see about it. Depends on how I do.
>>5990261
Kya-ha! A price? I know what 'cha want, and it's gonna cost you more n' a dinner date.
>Kyouko chomps from her apple and bumps her hip in against his, then dances away on light feet.
You gotta feed me for a week straight, and feed me good, for that.
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>>5990302
>Slips a small blue pill over to the anon.
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>>5990312
Deal! Now let us go.
>He grabs their hand only to begin pulling them along to the nearest restaurant.
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>>5990237
Meliodas-sama? Do you have someone already? Kuh... This is not fair... This won't do... For someone I don't know to have someone as beautiful as you... Hmph!
>ENVY.
>Falling victim to all the Seven Deadly Sins, the man decided to let himself be guided by his most base desires, his hands now reaching for the lower end of her shirt, hooking fingers with it to raise her shirt above her head, aiming to undress her!
>The man was lost. All because of her beauty... But can anyone blame him?
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>>5990296
mettaton was in the wrong, but he did stuff that had to be done
>getting revenge cuck
>calling mecha out
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>>5990360
Hi Lupin
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>>5990337
>Of course, with food part of the deal, Kyouko permits his grab for a little bit, but slips her hand free and follows for the rest of the way. She devours her apple, far too fast, leaving a trickle of juice running down from the corner of her lips that she slurps and wipes away when they arrive. The magical girl sniffs at the air.
Doesn't really smell like a trap. Y'wouldn't trap a girl like me, would you Mr. Molester?
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>>5990285
>Crona listened with rapt attention, hanging onto every word that the man says. Her eyes seem to glaze over as she gets lost in the man's eyes, leaning forward with a slowly growing blush. She grabs onto the the soft fabric of her clothes, trying to calm herself down. Her chest heaves a few times as she speaks, an unfamiliar heat spreading through her body.
"You've been very nice to me so I trust you mister...Just tell me what to do and I'll um...try my best?"
>She sounded unsure, but eager to learn.
>>5990289
>Crona turns away for a moment, holding her hands to her cheeks as they burn bright red in embarrassment...and something else. The thought of hugging and kissing with another person crossing her mind a few times when she was alone. She turns to look at the man again, stumbling over her words even worse than before, her hands rubbing together as she stutters.
"Well if um...I had to hug and kiss someone...you would be fine...I think."
>She covers her face with her hands, expecting to be struck or worse for her lackluster confession.
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>tfw thread
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>>5990349
>Elizabeth thought of crying for help but saw the bar was eerily empty, not a soul in sight. The man's rough tug reveals her breasts in a grand fashion, the plump soft tits on full display. The smooth white skin leading into hard pink nipples begging to be played with. She reaches up in an attempt to cover herself, her nipples still poking between the gaps of her fingers as she gives the man an unintended show of her assets.
"Please sir...s-someone might see..."
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>>5990405
Hi dead meme
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>>5990373
Why would I do that to you?
>He open the door to the restaurant and request a table for two. The waiter then guides the both of them to the table, and he held the seat out for them to sit.
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>>5990360
Mecha called him out though with his "your relevancy threatens me" post.
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>>5990461
Obviously because I'm the sexiest and most charmin' girl you've laid eyes on around here.
>Kyouko hops up into the seat, and pulls her foot up to rest on the ledge. She discarded the apple core back before they entered, and wipes her hand on a napkin before she leans back, keeping her palms on her upright knee.
Plus, too smart, strong, n' fast for you. You wouldn't have a hope in catchin' me without food or a trap.
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>>5990312
Meme me daddy kyoko
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ok how bout dis one?
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>>5990401
>Rather than strike her, the hot chocolate anon seems amused by her stumbling admission - going so far as to let out a warm chuckle.
"Heh, i'm glad you think so, Crona."
>He reaches over to move her hands away from her face, the warmth and heat of his drink still permeating his large palms and fingers as he holds her hands, thumbs stroking gently at her delicate-seeming skin with a regular, reassuring motion.
"But you're obviously very nervous. I'm not about to force you into my lap or anything."
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>>5990472
It was nothing compared to Mettaton's "Self-Made Meme" post, though. Mecha got salty after that.
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>>5990295
Thats weird.
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>>5990441
>The man refused to listen to Elizabeth, his desire for her being stronger than any mercy he could give to her. His hands reached for her breasts, cupping them from below as he lifted them, leaning forward to give her pink flesh buds a series of wet, caring licks with his hungry tongue. Leaving both nipples wet and certainly hard after a series licks, the man looked up with a grin before releasing her mounds, kissing her lips once again as he reached for the leather belt holding his jeans, undoing it and letting gravity do their work, pulling them down to reveal his eager, erect cock behind a pair of trousers.
Help me out with these...
>The man commanded, a knowing grin forming on his face. What a jerk.
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>>5990401
>With a sigh, he raises the hand around her shoulder up to ruffle her hair, deciding the best way to go about this.
Thank you Crona. So then...wanna start with sitting on my lap?
>He maneuvered himself behind her, wrapping both of his arms gently around her waist as he moved his torso closer to her back. One of his hands wandered up to the back of her head, fingers outstretched to sift through her pink hair.
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>>5990550
Hi Owain
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>>5990511
Don't judge a book by its cover.
>He took his seat in front of them and looked at them with his red eyes. Soon the waiter came over to ask them what they would like to drink and order. Obviously he said he would have what she was happening.
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>>5990472
>>5990541
I said I was confused by how much he's mentioned when he never posts in here outside of like how he conveniently posted to an RP Jiro got trolled by. Threatened? More like curious. I wondered if he was some big shot in the discord given how many times he's brought up.
You guys sure make up some fancy narratives.
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>>5990543
futa is amazing kys
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>>5990623
I agree
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>>5990609
>some discord hotshot
you kinda sound jealous, man
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>>5990640
You really enjoy this. Couldn't you at least add caps to your words to make it less obvious that you're a repeat shitposter?
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>>5990640
You gotta research who you're shitposting if you wanna get it right.
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>>5990650
hi mecha
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>>5990600
'N what's your redeeming feature? Wanna have me call you Mr. Moneybags instead?
>Cheeky as ever, Kyouko points at her decisions. Rich choices, hearty ones, but also the most expensive ones on the menu. Service, though, is good enough not to make any remarks besides a nervous glance over to the anon, while he retrieves the menus from the two.
Oh, n' just water.
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>>5990537
>Crona's seemed to burn even brighter as the man gently caressed her, the firm feeling of his hands against hers making lewd thoughts run through her mind. Crona looks into his eyes, so kind and warm, they reminded her a lot of Maka's.
"Y-You're welcome..."
>She enjoys the feeling of his hands cradling her for a few moments before she takes the intiative. She leans forward and closes her eyes tight, pursing her lips and giving the man a feather light kiss. A light brushing of their lips that barely lingered for more than a moment.
"I think that is um...the proper way to begin?"
>>5990557
>Crona nuzzles into the man's hand as it runs through her dull pink locks, a happy sigh making its way past his lips. She listens to the mans request and tries to follow it to the best of her ability, walking over and sitting gingerly in his lap. She nuzzles back into the hands as they return, pressing her petite rear back into the man as she melts into his embrace.
"T-This is nice..."
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>>5990671
No, that is a secret for some other time. You seem a bit tense. IS there something wrong? I thought you would of enjoyed having dinner since you are hungry.
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>It's been a while! Anyone wanna play?
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>>5990718
That's not a REAL femboy butt.
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>>5990718
Hi Lore
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>>5990734
>It isn't?
>>5990736
>Who?
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>>5990718
Hey is nice to see you here again! If I didn't have to wake up in the morning I would take your offer. But hope to catch you other time soon!
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>>5990549
>Elizabeth's eyes shifted from side to side, searching for anyone or anything that could possibly help her. She found none. Elizabeth shuts her eyes tight as the man begins to molest her breasts, the hard pink nubs sending bolts of pleasure up her spine. The feeling of his calloused fingers rubbing along the softness of her breasts, making them jiggle with each of his rough gropes. She bites her lip to try and stifle a moan of pleasure when his tongue makes contact with the sensitive pink nubs. Despite her protests she pushes against the man's tongue, her body aching to feel more of the hot pink muscle sliding against her nipples. Elizabeth doesn't pull away from this next kiss, knowing she was at the man's mercy. She looks down at the man's bulge, the throbbing piece of man meat concealed by the underwear, beckoning her closer. She hears his command reaches forward with nervous fingers, pulling down the silk garment until he was revealed in all his glory. She reaches down and grasps the man's cock, giving it a few gentle strokes while she looks into his eyes expectantly. She hopes that this is all he wants, feeling an uncomfortable heat spread through her lower body.
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>>5990748
Is this that furry femboy poster from some time ago?
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>>5990761
type less
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>>5990760
>Awwww, I hope you sleep well!
>>5990763
>Yep!
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>>5990714
Whaddya mean tense?
>She grins at him as the waiter pours their water, and takes her glass the moment it's filled, swigging it with gusto.
Hah...What've I got to be tense about? Moment you try anythin' fishy, and all you'll have at this table is a bill and a bunch of extra chow.
>A little bit of a narrow works into Kyouko's eyes, and she giggles as she leans forward.
Y'sure you aren't just trying to pass off your nervousness or somethin'?
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>>5990771
shut the fuck up
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>>5990623
Im not disagring with you, I just think its weird on a touhou. Duno-
>>5990718
>
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>>5990777
>smacks ass
Bend over fuccboi
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>>5990679
"Not a bad start."
>The man seems glad that she's emerging from her shell and gets up from his seat, edging around the table without once letting go of her hands. With a gentle tug, he encourages her to her feet, standing a lot closer than just moments previously, their bodies almost close enough to feel each other's pounding hearts.
"Come and give me a hug."
>With that fond instruction, he breaks one of his hands away from hers and winds it snakelike around her waist, pulling her little body against him. His reassuring, manly scent is one of cocoa, with faint undertones of sweat and cologne.
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>>5990800
Hi Owain
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>>5990761
Here comes the blocks of texts that are a pain to read.
You are the biggest tryhard in the community.
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>>5990761
>man-meat
OWAIN
W
A
I
N
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>>5990820
you dont have to read them
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>>5990679
Hmhm...I know you said to do what I asked you too...but for this first part...I just want you to sit back and relax.
>His voice was much quieter when he spoke, leaning up to whisper in her hear. Craning his neck downward, the man nuzzles his face into Crona's nape, rubbing against it with his nose and planting little kisses up and down her soft skin. His hands rubbed around her belly, fingers tracing over the fabric of her clothing as one of them trailed downwards, the other remaining wrapped around her torso. His wandering hand stopped in between her legs, holding just two fingers out to rub at the spot in her clothes that felt the warmest.
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>>5990803
>I remember those eyes!
>>5990808
>The boy gasps and winces, leaning forward on instinct and pressing his face up against the wall, his soft, jiggly ass wobbling back and forth from the impact of your hand. He mews under his breath and looks back at you anxiously, his curvy little body already bared for you, and he tentatively reaches around and grabs at his ass, squeezing and kneading his cheeks as his cock slowly grows hard beneath him.
Y-You're so sudden... Couldn't you be a little more gentle...?
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>>5990785
In my line of business I've come to understand human body language. Your eyes have yet to meet mine or look at my face. That's one sign of you being nervous but it can also mean that you are lying about something, or trying to avoid something. Besides not meeting my eyes, they keep moving about the room, showing that you think that you are in some sort of danger.
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>>5990846
They shouldn't even be here. Nobody is impressed.
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>>5990777
I'm not gay but I want to cum all over those panties and ass
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>>5990777
Nice to see you back, then.
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>>5990748
I'm Lore, ignore that anon.
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>>5990857
>You have to be here to impress anyone that isn't your partner.
If that were the case 50% of this thread wouldn't be here, anons and avas alike.
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>>5990857
hi lucas
we get it, you feel inferior
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>>5990857
He's impressed with himself which is the only reason he ERPs.
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>>5990854
You like it rough you horny slut.
>he spreads the boys cheeks, his member prodding his hole
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>>5990874
Hi Lore
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>>5990857
the threads arent just for you, dumbass
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>>5990854
Man, I just want to lay on top of you and pound your ass.
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>>5990877
It's Owain we're talking about. He's all about attention. It's why he forced Mootykins to make a public_erp channel in the comfy discord.
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>>5990874
Fuck off to furaffinity
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>>5990856
Hm...what are ya, some kinda detective?
>Kyouko taps her fingernail against the bell of her glass, and slumps back in the seat. Just like he said, she doesn't meet his eyes, just ever so above and to the sides, usually with a peering gaze.
Mkay, so let's see you're right and I am a little on edge. What 'cha think got me like that, huh? Not like I'm eatin' dinner with a proven molester or anythin', right? Besides...
>The grin again.
Y'know people around here are gonna have a hard time keepin' their fingers to themselves. Just look at me.
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>>5990761
>A gasp of pleasure escaped his lips upon feeling her slender, soft gingers wrap around his cock, which twitched in agreement with her touch. It was her fault. Everything was her fault. To tempt him like that. Clearly, he was innocent... Right? Regardless of the truth, he had to experience her. With his trousers out of the way and his erect cock in full display for Elizabeth, the man reached for her skirt, taking care of it as it unzipped and unbuttoned any obstacles that could prevent him from seeing her completely naked.
....
>At the sight of her underwear, the man hooked his fingers on the sides of it, pulling the fabric down to reveal her naked for to him. With her panties out of the way, he cautiously pressed his throbbing manhood against her damp pussy, slowly and carefully prodding her entrance with the bulbous head of his cock, all while looking at her eyes.
I'll make you mine, Elizabeth... Only mine...
>He waited for her to open her mouth in protest... Before shoving his shaft deep into her love tunnel, caring very little for her comfort as he only wanted his own pleasure.
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>>5990913
Sure, that's not cool. But why do we care about what goes on in some unrelated discord in the first place, this is the thread. If he's typefucking with someone and that other person's okay with it then who fucking cares?
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>>5990919
Wow. You're kind of a douche, man.
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>>5990926
So, does this confirm that this just Owain ERPing with himself?
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>>5990868
>It's not gay if the balls don't touch!
>>5990872
>I just got the urge again! I figured a few people would want to play.
>>5990874
>Okay.
>>5990892
Nnnngh, n-no! No I don't!
>He totally does. He leans further into the wall, shying away as you grab his smarting ass and spread his cheeks wide open, pressing your cock up against his soft, plush little ring as his prick twitches wildly, pulsing and leaking a thick glob of pre onto the ground as he feels your hot head press against his asshole.
Oooohhhh...
>>5990911
>Why aren't you?
>>5990919
>Whoever wants to play (who doesn't do nasty shit like scat and such) is worth my time, anon!
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>>5990942
You wrote two lines of text, you're awful.
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>>5990943
Wouldn't put it past him
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>>5990854
Glad you do~
Lots of things have changed, but my sights for you have not~
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>>5990943
>Owain ERPing with himself so he can get off to all the "Owain ERPs during shitstorms, what a trooper" posts
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>>5990913
>this comfy discord meme again
>forced hate meme in the same post
nice
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>>5990812
>Crona's arms tentatively wrap around the man's torso, a surprisingly tight grip from one so thin and small. She nuzzles her face into the man's chest, taking a deep whiff of his masculine scent as she becomes more relaxed. She ignores her blush as she simply runs her hand up and down the man's back, relishing in the feeling of his muscles underneath her fingertips. A warm feminine giggle filling the air as she feels wanted by another in a way she's never felt before.
"Am I doing this right mister? Please tell me if I am making you uncomfortable..."
>>5990847
>Crona listens as best she can to the man's words, focusing on the ones that told her to relax. She trusts him and sits back against the man, his warm breath blowing over her nape making her bite her lip to suppress a sigh.
"Okay..."
>Each kiss forces a new sound from Crona's lips,her body shifting closer to the man to feel more of his touch. Crona debates telling the man to stop as his fingers trail downwards, taking all of her willpower not to clench her thighs away from his prowling hands. When he finally reaches in between her legs, he feels a slight wetness clinging to his fingers. The distinct smell of feminine musk clings to the air, Crona's deep intakes of air making her arousal even more obvious.
"A-Are you supposed to touch there?"
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>>5990956
Not really, if they're not putting in nearly as much effort as you are, they are wasting your time.
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>>5990960
That wasn't even me. I just think that was kind of a douche thing to say to somebody out of the blue like that. Don't be a douche to people.
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>>5990969
>>5990943
Well, you guys keep telling him to go fuck himself.
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>>5990913
That discord is anything but comfy.
JP's is far better.
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>>5990922
Well, first I was only touching you because you're the one that came to this place. Most the time that is what the people are looking for when they come here, but I was mistaken. Second, do not believe anyone is going to touch you since they believe that you are some sort of boogyman. So they say.
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>>5990991
Shut up with your memes.
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>>5990956
Because I've gotta admire first.
>Anon kneels down behind the furry fuckboy and grips both of his hands onto his fluffy ass, spreading those cheek wide to watch his tight little anus stretch before letting go, giving one of his cheeks a light slap.
Get on all fours, would you?
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>>5990998
Memes are truth, so I am glad you agree with me.
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>>5990956
Told you slut.
>he harshly slides it in deep, pulling him back so he feels all of the throbbing cock inside him. The poor little furry's ass then gets smacked raw as his tail gets stroked.
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>>5990956
Sebbu-kun? Is that you?
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>>5990956
Is it also not gay that I'm picturing hotdogging that ass until I cum?
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>>5990991
>far better
>never lets anyone in
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>>5990994
A boogyman?
>Kyouko's laugh peals through the dining hall, granting them a few annoyed looks before she puts her water goblet down, almost having spilled some onto herself.
I didn't know I had any sorta reputation! Why a boogyman? You'd think if people knew about me, they'd be linin' up n' askin' me for an autograph or somethin'. I ain't buying it, that's too funny.
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Have a good night!
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>>5991045
Fuck you.
...
Goodnight.
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>>5991034
Can I have your autograph?
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>>5990926
>Elizabeth continued her inexperienced stroking, trying her best to get the man off without having to feel his body anymore than she has to. She squeezes from base to tip, spending much more time lovingly caressing his sensitive cock head in an attempt to get him off. She remembers something she saw in a lewd magazine of Meliodias, spitting a generous wad of saliva and stroking him with more speed.
"Please sir just..."
>Her words die in her throat as she feels his hand grab at her skirt, the thing black cloth sliding down to reveal her lacy panties. When she feels the cool air of the bar run over her quickly moistening mons she looks at him in shock. She places her hands on the man's chest, pushing against his pecs as he teases her opening.
"P-PleASE~!"
>Her protest is cut short by his powerful thrust, instantly plowing through her tight wet insides, his cock tip pressing against her womb as she leans on him for support. Tears begin to fill her eyes from the sensations.
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>>5990968
B-Bluh... You're kind of a pervert, lady.
>>5990979
>I don't mind unless it's >u gibe teh succ, I cumm level, anon.
>>5991000
>The slender, pretty young boy gulps loudly and obeys as quick as he can, assuming the most natural-feeling position for him in the world; face down, ass up. He whimpers softly as you grope and knead at his ass, spreading and inspecting his tight, well-used ring, teasing him with your fingers and making his cock bulge helplessly outward into his panties
D-Does it look good? I tried... I tried not to let anyone f-fuck me, it was so hard but I wanted you to be happy with me...
>>5991013
>The boy yelps and digs his clawed hands into the brick you're forcing him up against, your waist driving into his lush ass as you shove your cock inside his hot, gripping little hole without a single thought for his comfort. Judging by the way his ass squeezes down on your fat, bulging prick on all sides like a cocklseeve designed for your hot manhood, though, he's used to being brutally and quickly taken from behind. He yelps openly as you start to stroke his tail, his cock throbbing and leaking harder, the nude little fuckboy's whole body going tense as you stroke it.
No, no please, don't be so roooooough~!
>>5991014
>Whonow?
>>5991021
>Not at aaaalll.
>Yeah, it's pretty gay. But who cares?
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>>5990943
Owain would have to type really fast to be both Elizabeth, that anon, and Crona at the same time.
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>>5990977
>The man's strong but gentle fingers rustle through her hair as she presses her face into his broad chest, softly rubbing the back of her head as she relaxes against his toned body. In spite of her worries, he raises no objections as her hands skim across his back - merely growling out a short, contented murmuring.
"Mmm."
>She might hear a happy sigh as the arm around her waist gently shifts, a languorous, unhurried massage of the small of her back his contribution to their sweet embrace.
"I'm not uncomfortable."
>He leans down to plant a kiss upon her small lips, obviously a lot less nervous than she was. It lasts a lot longer, and even after his lips unpucker and retreat he stays with his face almost pressed to hers, the pair's warm breath mingling.
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>>5991034
Well, some of them were calling you this Owain. Thought, I doubt you are that person because you wouldn't be talking to me if you were.
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>>5990977
Yeah...
>His neck nuzzling continues for a bit, occasionally trailing upwards to take in the scent of the shy girl's hair. The man's fingers slowly circled around the hot spot, getting closer and closer before he pushed his fingers directly against the spot, rubbing up and down. Then, he lifts the hand up, moving it further down to slip underneath her clothing. Bringing it back it, he finds the waistband of her underwear and slips underneath it, fingers moving even more slowly as they rubbed once more at the wet spot.
It's late for this but...just tell me when to stop if you don't like it...okay?
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>>5991045
Sweet dreams babe.
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>>5991048
>Fuck you.
Maybe tomorrow, oppa!
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>>5991064
That's literally what that guy is doing. Two lines of utter garbage.
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>The forced hate memes in this fucking thread.
Good riddance, and don't ever force this cringey rp killing bullshit again no matter which meme you try and keep forcing.
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Whoop. Image limit.
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>>5991049
>Kyouko scrawls her name in almost-illegible characters and tosses it to the anon.
>>5991074
I ain't never heard a name like that. Anyway, I ain't anyone but me. That should be good--
>Kyouko interrupts herself with glee, eyes popping open as the waiter buses in a heavy tray with their meals. Most of those plates will probably end up in front of her.
Ha!
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Let's not have Owain in the next thread, okay?
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>>5991045
G'night cute Dva
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>>5991115
He's typefucking, how about your whiney ass leaves.
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