Zootopia General: Best Vixen Edition
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I want to see new outfits in zoot2
>>5980506
insipid
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>>5980506
I want to see them do a smoking psa
>>5980469
You posted the wrong image of Mrs. Wilde OP.
>>5980539
When this gif no longer will be posted here then it will mean /ztg/ is going to die.
>>5980506
One thing I really liked of Zootopia is how the characters actually change clothes. Making a new clothes model is a pain in the ass, but they still did it.
>>5980562
I just noticed they are trying to undress jack
>>5980562
source?
>>5980577
I bet people said the same thing about BUNE
Calling Otterly, Bore and RacoonFag: tell me what VRbit looks like.
>>5980553
>it's a "Finnick gets all the kids hooked" episode
>>5980622
It's called a hustle, bumpkin
>>>/b/709171871
C-can we push Halloween "TT" to 29th?
>>5980677
It called TT, not TS, sweetie. But late entries are always accepted.
>>5980667
>Fat cub Nick
my dick is diamond
if only it were drawn better
>>5980677
So instead of Thematic Thursday, you want Systematic Saturday?
>>5980595
https://www.twitter.com/tan_po_po_tan/status/789321692501815296
>>5980714
What about Memetic Mondays?
>>5980702
Alright, mine will be late.
>>5980763
Just channel the spirit of MisterE.
>>5980736
How the fuck am I supposed to save images on twitter when "Save Image As" doesn't show when I right click?
I never use this site.
>>5980562
>>5980815
kukukukuk fgt kuk
>>5980847
no
stahp
pls halp
>>5980736
Thank you!
>>5980865
Reminder to always screw your ewe
>>5980865
lalalalamo fuk
>>5979738
>trying to lecture an arson detective about flammability
>>5980957
He's lucky Patch's graffiti is nothing like the rest of her art, he might just light it ablaze involuntarily if it was.
>>5980584
>the characters actually change clothe
Except for Nick, who's poor and lives under a bridge
>>5980912
In Zootopia, ewe screws you!
>>5981006
But he did, anon.
He's wearing a different shirt the second time Judy meets him than he did at first.
>>5980667
>ending with bunbun's end
nice
>>5981006
Nope he change from a yellow to a green shirt
Sorry mate
>>5981044
>changing from one color shirt to the same color shirt
okay
I can't believe Jack Chick is fucking dead.
>>5981059
Look at the images they're different shirts
>>5980604
He looks like a bun in a headset.
>>5981072
Press F to pay respects.
F
>>5981059
>"yellow is the same as green"
get your eyes checked, anon
>>5981072
>>5981104
>Jack Chick is dead
Damn that's painful
There goes 50% of my recent entertainment.
F
>>5981117
>>5981079
Dont talk back to me, son.
>>5981128
>Taking sample from a darker environmental shade
>Comparing to sample from a lighter environmental shade
>Hodor
>>5981117
I never noticed the shirts were different myself, weird.
>>5981109
This kinda looks like pic related
>>5980931
Thank you Judy shitposter
Wish it would just allow me to save images in the first place though. It's a tad convoluted especially when you wanna save multiple images.
Posting full and revised translation here since old thread is nearing 404
>>5979768
Lilly: "Hey mister, what happened?"
"You're bleeding."
>>5979779
>Panel 1
Jack: "... Yeah, I'm fine."
>Panel 2
Judy (offscreen): "Lilly? Where are yooou?"
>Panel 3
Judy: "You were taking so long to come back, mama and papa were..."
"Worried..."
>>5979784
>Panel 1
Lilly: "Big sis!"
Jack: "Another one showed up..."
>Panel 2
Judy: "Lilly!"
>Panel 3
Judy: "I told you not to do that!
If that man's loitering all by himself he's probably dangerous!"
"Papa and mama are worried sick! C'mon, let's go!"
>Panel 7
"Do I look that suspicious?"
>>5979790
>Panel 2
Judy: "Here. You're bleeding."
>Panel 3
Jack: "...... Thank you very much."
>>5979796
>Panel 1
Stu: "Ju-Ju! Lilly!"
Judy: "Ah,"
>Panel 2
Judy: "Papa's calling for us. We gotta go."
>Panel 3
"Here's a charm to help you feel better."
>>5979804
>Panel 2
"... That so?"
>Panel 3
Judy: "I was about 14 years old, I think? I forgot what their face looked like, but...
I remember he looked amazing... I wonder what they're doing now...?"
Nick: "Heeh-- That so."
Nick (thought bubble): "IS CARROTS SERIOUS? I'VE NEVER HEARD HER SAY THAT ABOUT ME, BUT THIS GUY-" (TN: Not all of the words even fit in the bubble implying Nick is thinking rapidly about it; keep that in mind for typesetting reasons)
>Panel 4
SFX: くちゅん = kuchun = sneeze
Wolf: "That sneeze came out of nowhere?"
(TN: In Japanese folklore, if you sneeze unexpectedly it's because someone's talking about you without your knowledge. You've probably seen it in the animus and mangos)
>>5981117
Look, the green/yellow distinction has been a long debunked myth in color theory. Every one in the industry recognizes that they're the same color.
>>5980506
source of image?
>>5981177
>I forgot what their face looked like, but...
Wouldn't it be "what his face looked like"?
>>5981162
Yeah, but I think their main interest is actually keeping people from doing that.
>>5981177
On the last page, there is a symbol between Nick and Judy. Would that happen to be a SFX of Judy sighing or something?
>>5981177
>Ju-Ju
I wonder if that was the Japanese way of translating 'Jude the dude'.
That's pretty cute.
>>5981069
Will smol gay ever find happiness? Is he doomed to be touch shy and scarred for life?
>>5981023
>>5981332
Give him time anon.
He's already doing significantly better than he was doing in high school.
Honestly at the moment, Percy is the happiest/most well-adjusted of the trio.
>>5981332
He's going to find it in literally the last place he every expected to, but it is going to take some doing.
>>5981366
I want to hug/kiss/stalk percy (the smol gay)
draw percy surrounded by dicks
>>5981390
You son of a bitch.
>>5981390
>>5981332
He's going to find someone he loves very dearly. Then he's going to get cucked by Jack Savage.
>>5981374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_C4fTWais
>>5981374
this is a nice picture
>[s4s] sticky is nike
>>>/s4s/4856666
>>5981372
I really hope he doesn't get with that guy. It would be all kinds of fucked up.
>>5981407
>>5981456
He's not getting with him when he's still an unrepentant abusive bully, anon. People can change when they get out of high school.
>>5981486
MORE
>>5981374
i luh u gurl
>>5981509
>>5981374
i want to get warm with tegaki
>>5981476
Also not everyone is as they seem.
It would be pretty fucked up is Percy dated a bully who abused the shit out of him, and I don't think Percy is that stupid.
It'd be a matter of 'what is this person like now? How much have they changed? Can they REALLY change?'
And also important: how much has Percy changed?
Keep in mind this kid bullied Hugh too, albeit when they were WAY younger. Hugh is Percy's best friend. If things with south I doubt Hugh would let it stand.
What does the future hold for Percy? Well he'll probably encounter Clancy again at some point.
Beyond that I couldn't say.
>>5981509
>>5981521
>Warming with tegaki
>>5981573
>>5981601
A shame that Rex isn't from the same lore as Percy.
Like two ships passing in the night.
>>5981456
Well, as long as it doesn't turn into an abuse relationship or a instaforgive shit fic it wouldn't be fucked up. See: Koe no Katachi.
>>5981573
I choose to believe in the inherent good of mankind, and that if somebody earnestly wants to change they can.
>inb4 >mankind
You know what I meant.
>>5980469
OP, I think you got the wrong vixen.
>>5981631
This.
You can't change the past. Only learn from it.
If he learns from his mistakes and proves that he's different, then I'm all for the ship.
If not it'd just seem tacked on and forced.
>this thinly veiled judeon bullshit
i'm onto you faggots
>>5981509
Tegaki looks so cute here
>>5981716
>giving a shit about judeon
>>5981735
judeon is worst eeveelution
holding out for eweon myself
>>5981349
>you will never be screwed by the ewe
just end my life fampai
>>5981716
>>5981763
>eweon
>Not Nickeon
Step up, senpai
http://raccoonome.tumblr.com/post/152259682926/drew-my-favourite-zootopia-character
>>5981873
>>5981895
>>5981895
Why so yandere, anon?
>you will never experience love as pure as this
>>5981962
>you will never experience love
ftfy
>>5981952
>Gideon has proper muzzle
>Nick is a fucking wolf again
>>5981952
Why do furries and animals have hair, on their hair? Its fucking weird.
If I had hair on my dick, it would be weird if I put a toupee on it. I have hair on my head, it would be weird if a put a smaller set of hair on it.
I just cant get past that fox dude with the hairstyle. It's gay as shit.
>>5981876
OK but what is holding that pie together. It's just a bunch of filling.
>>5982034
Exactly!
>>5982021
>Mutations and variations are normal in evolution.
>>5982051
But hair, on hair.
>mutations and variations are normal in evolution
Still does not explain why in the hell there is a human hair on their head, on top of their fur. I doubt you will ever find that in the animal kingdom.
As fur fursonas, they always have that gay emo hairstyle that always covers one fucking eye! Or there is always one eye different from the other. Or the fur is mother-fucking neon!
But I digress.
>>5982085
Is not on top is just larger hair.
>>5982021
This. I've always hated how like 90% of furry artists draw characters with some bullshit hairstyles. Heck, most of the time they use some completely different color compared to the rest of their body.
At least Judy and Nick are normal.
>>5982108
Still looks retarded, though.
>>5982137
Well, it's Gideon, what do you expect
>>5982137
if the movie sells, In the end it doesn't even matter
>>5981873
>>5981945
>>5981952
Have this, you bunch of degenerates
discord
>>5982215
>>5982223
fuck comicanon
>>5982218
>>5982241
I'M MAD!
>>5982218
Chumpy and Ryz left so everything is good with discord now.
>>5982235
>>5982250
bunped
>>5982241
wish I can fuck him.
>>5982262
Also I have to say that I won't probably do any other typesetting for the next two days; I need the time for my TT entry.
zistopia
>>5982111
Not in the fan-art though.
It's been a while since I have drawn buns in armor
>>5982278
And I forgot the beginning and the end of the comic, fuck
>>5982278
>TT
Oh SHIT.
I KNEW I was forgetting something!
domestic cat oc
>>5982298
I will draw. Be 1 moment.
>>5982264
>>5982295
>>5982262
>>5982290
I love your military Zootopia drawings, Labjer
>>5982298
The problem wasn't the OC was the CC.
weaver
controversial topic that ruins and derails the threads
>>5982207
Late blooming homosexual Gideon is best Gideon.
>>5982335
Quick!
Someone spam the thread with images we've already seen before!
>>5982335
>>5982290
Medieval buns are best buns
>>5982335
>nobody mentions cuck
disappointed tbqh
>>5982291
The funniest part isn't the police brutality, it's imagining him using a taser that's too large for a rabbit on her.
>>5982373
>>5982268
Why? What is the big deal about him? What does he do to earn so much autistic adoration? I fucking don't fucking understand.
>>5982433
nah, that's an AU
>>5982427
ask discord
>>5982427
cause he is half real half fictional.
>>5982423
Goddamn that horizon, I love scenery porn
>>5982446
canon, dont bother alabaster. the au is succubun
>>5982446
¿Por que no las dos?
>>5982298
OC is done. Here you go as requested.
Its me, >>5982317!
>>5982427
He's a nice person, he gives honest feedback to people who request it, he tells people that he enjoys their work, and he's receptive to a conversation without it being all about him.
In short, he takes the effort to be a decent person.
I know this will sound crazy, but if you make it enjoyable for people to talk to you, people will talk to you.
>>5982509
Shipping it with Nick AND Mr Otterton with immediate effect
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21508527/
Is zootopia more like europe, or more like us-canada
>>5982549
you want me to ship it aswell? Okay then.
it's only a nightmare you'll never wake up from....
oops im dead
you can wake up now
I know this is old but I just stumbled across it and thought you guys might find it interesting.
https://youtu.be/6tmSC1BpAFc?t=8m22s
>>5982262
>HELL IS WARM
>>5982323
Red is kill
>>5982455
Grumpy bun.
I NEED GAZELLE REACTING TO SOME COCKS AND I NEED IT NOW!
please?
>>5982549
Here you go.
>>5982622
You were a weird boss fight
>>5982687
Pic -= Cocks;
>>5982385
>>5982700
>tfw edited a pic of my erect cock into it
>tfw about to unironically masturbate to my own penis..
i need help
>>5982323
is it bestiality if its animals of different species?
Hey guys, I have a joke for you..
What do you call a zero humped camel?
>>5982782
no
that's just interspecies
sapience determines bestiality
>>5982797
Dead
Someone said there was fat cub nick on /b/, I need a link.
For science.
>>5982778
Live with yourself and be a stoic you wuss.
I have spergs and I'm fine...
>>5982812
Boopersnootle
http://archived.moe/b/thread/709171871/
>>5982797
I
Don't
Know
What
Do you
Call a
Zero
Humped
Camel?
>>5982778
post that shit
>>5982797
A virgin?
>>5982815
...i just feel so.. fucked up man, it's one thing to masturbate and pretend a fictional character is looking at my cock, it's just, shit dude, i dunno how to feel i just wish i knew people who would send me reaction pics after i showed my dick
Oh man oh jeez oh god oh man.
>>5982835
Where is the guy who wrote that?
>>5982838
>science of boners
Or bonerology, as it's called in the academic world.
>>5982844
are you serious? i will if you want me to, anon, but i'm small
>>5982879
It needs to be
T H I C C E R
>>5982809
>>5982838
>>5982843
>>5982845
>Infertile.
>>5982697
It was more like Tom & Jerry. Still better than Yhorm.
>>5982900
No please
>>5982876
Shit man, if it'll make you feel better, you can send it to me on Discord.
Weaver#0931
>>5982900
Put it in the discord
>>5982900
sure
you already edited it and we're all anons here so why not
>>5982921
Yes, gimmick bosses are rarely a good feature.
>>5982900
Go go go go
>>5982954
Discord has a /soc/ channel for stuff like this specifically to keep it out of the threads
>>5982954
Don't worry, I'm not the REAL weaver, just like the name.
U N F
>>5982954
just post it faggot, it's not a big deal!
>>5980469
Excuse me, I find your OP misleading
>>5980469
>>5981648
You're both wrong, best vixen is speciesswapped Judy.
>>5982987
>>5982977
>>5982974
>>5983003
well you was right, you're really small...
>>5982797
A Cama, a hybrid of Camel and Llama, it seems.
>>5983032
Ungulates seem to be a big fan of interspecies mating.
>>5983003
You've got nothing to worry about, I'd suck that.
>>5982892
indubitably.
UNFFFF
This video
https://youtu.be/3BdZqX73qAY
>>5983032
This joke was dumb
>>5982929
shiiiit
your ruse is awesomely funny, guy
>>5983046
Fuck off Canidae, Gazelle would be disgusted by your fat rolls.
>>5983070
Have nostalgia of /co/ ztg generals now
>>5983058
thanks dude!
that uh.. might actually help me
>>5983003
I can see what you meant by wanting to see their reaction. That is kinda nice in a weird sort of way.
>>5982986
>>5983069
Welp, I guess canidae stumbled upon my zoot spam on /b/
>>5983088
what the fuck did this have to do with the post you replied to
>>5983122
Gazelle is an ungulate.
Canidae is a fat lasbian that dreams about Gazelle being attracted to her.
>>5983005
Poor little bun
>>5983003
This is the third or fourth time you shared your dick with the thread.
>>5983139
oooooh
okay
bitching rescinded
>>5983139
canidae ain't even fat tho
>>5983147
is it? i'm pretty sure i shared it once, tops?
>>5983139
Its good to know that fur-fags still know their taxonomy.
>>5983143
She seems plenty comfy.
>>5983143
Don't worry. She probably enjoys the company.
If nothing else I'm sure their parents are paying her.
>>5983171
Yeah.
She's at maximum comf.
>>5983096
>horse clapping his hooves right in pig's ears
>pig just sitting motionless, fuming
>about 10 seconds away from equicide
>>5983183
Kek
>>5983163
Canidae, the fat wolf slob with delusions that Gazelle would have any interest in her IS fat, but she isn't fat irl.
What would you guys think about a TV show. That way if can be as legendary as MLP.
>>5983286
>legendary
You mean autistic?
It depends on the show. Who's running it? Are they committed to making a good show or one that just sells toys to kids?
I wonder who Tegaki is?
How does one even Tegaki?
Is (s)he really warm?
How does one get Tegaki('d)?
Where does the Tegaki grow?
Is the Tegaki for sexual, cuddles, or playing with?
Is Tegaki really dead?
What can change the nature of a Tegaki?
How does one contain Tegaki?
Why contain it?
How much juice can one make from one Tegaki?
なぜ私はTEGAKIを手放すことはできません。
Throughout the ineffable halls of time, towards what blue yonder will Tegaki beguile your soul's fire?
..How does one make Tegaki love you back?
Tegaki, if you're out there, I love you.
>>5983261
The fact that people saved that makes me wonder how my pic hasn't been posted to thread yet.
>>5981962
Don't remind me.
Thanks again, Visiti. Really love this pic.
Though I'm stumped for what song he's singing; the lyrics in the pic at best got me the Neil Young song Heart of Gold, but the filename's text doesn't match it or anything else that came up for me in Google.
>>5980604
I'm terrible at describing people, but he's of average height, in good shape, short brownish hair.
Kinda like a regular dude.
I noticed in the prior thread someone brought up him being an "aspie" and such, which I will refute; he was very relaxed and extroverted, a really easy guy to hang out with become friends with.
10/10, would set aside vacation hours and money to fly out to Cali and hang out with him again.
>>5983286
Zootopia would be about as popular as SU or Gravity Falls, not even close to mlp.
>>5983183
>>5982712
I want to hug the gudgote too
>>5983315
You're probably too mediocre, too fat, or too hairy.
Well, it's getting late here, and I don't know if I will ever finish/fix/shadow this piece, so here you have it.
>>5983183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfRJkJ7VZA
>>5983377
Suddenly.
>>5983377
Pretty good anon, but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
>>5983329
but is he a nigger?
>>5983377
Well, after this I can only say good night /ztg/!
>>5983399
Yep, it was only the idea of a fun little sketch, the proportions are fucked like the prospective, I dunno if I will ever fix it.
>>5983315
maybe, what is your name?
>>5983430
>good night /ztg/!
Euro?
>A Place to Let Go
>Jill Savage wasn’t the most social of creatures.
>Understandable when, for over a decade, she has masqueraded as a male rabbit named Jack.
>While she had friends and co-workers she could hang out with, mammals she was grateful to have, it never felt right when all they saw was the rabbit buck Jack.
>She preferred nights at home, where she could shed her work clothes and simply relax as a doe.
>More recently Jill enjoyed sitting on the couch with her fox roommate, the only one to know of her charade, throwing rude remarks back and forth while watching TV.
>Those evenings usually left her laughing and with warmth in her belly.
>A warmth that was only amplified when she took in the comforting scent of fox musk that now evenly mixed with her own bunny smell in her home.
>She couldn’t think of better ways of spending her nights.
>So when Nick brought up the idea of going out to a bar with friends for her birthday, an event she usually stayed home for, she was justifiably a tad bit annoyed.
> Just a little.
>”I’m sorry Wilde, could you run that by me again? I think I caught a bit of stupid in my ears just now.” Jill scowled up at the fox.
>Nick chuckled and the bunny had to resist shoving her foot, which rested in his lap, into his smirking face.
>”That must be that dumb doe brain leaking out and plugging up those long ears,” Nick quipped back and got a light kick to the stomach for his troubles. “Is going out really that bad Cottontail?”
>”Yes.”
>The fox let out a hum while he stared at the doe, and Jill felt a tingle go down her spine at the knowing look he gave her.
>This fox was getting too good at reading her, and she both adored and hated it.
Cont.
>>5983438
Yep!
>>5983329
Also, while checking the dead thread in ztarchive, I see Mead drew this.
Didn't even realize that was him taking the OC requests last night, so that was a pleasant surprise.
Rocky Horror Picture Show has been my fave Halloween movie since I was around twelve, and pretty much a yearly viewing tradition, so this existing is pretty awesome to me.
Sadly my Inktober deal with Mead hasn't made me a better artist, but if it had, I probably would've tried drawing this version of RF with Beaver as Brad Majors (maybe VRBit Riffraff and Canidae Magenta).
>>5983429
No, he's very much white.
I saw that one anon claiming he was (jokingly?) Peter L Newton, and had a good laugh.
>>5983443
Hell yeah.
>>5983443
>”That must be that dumb doe brain leaking out and plugging up those long ears,”
I find this unbelievably hot as a form of degradation.
>>5983455
Wheeeey!
>>5983481
Still would want to be pegged by the raccoon dressed like this
>>5983436
if i post pictures of myself does that mean people will save it and remember me?
>>5983550
Is it still pegging when he already has a dick?
Isn't it just getting assfucked?
>>5983552
Posting pictures of yourself here means you're a dingus.
>>5983575
...NO! Get pegged by transcoon
>>5983443
YES
>>5983552
of course! and your picture will never die! because it will be on ztarchive...
>>5983618
bunanon tits when?
I prefer not post that...
>>5983307
either works. TMNT for example was just to sell toys, and the fandom was fucking massive.
>>5980604
you have the wrong otter, dude
bread, aka doujin otter is the one who met comic
>>5983629
Well I can't argue with that skullet.
Fortunately I have a real cool codpiece for such an occasion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEpzeAc_7I0
>>5983666
>bunanon tits when?
>I prefer not post that...
Spider-Satan doesn't have any Bunanon pics.
Poor guy.
>>5983443
Is there more of this coming tonight? I crave it!
>>5983769
>posts random tits
>"It's bunanon's"
Thursday
>>5983911
There are many retarded OCs, but giving Nick a sister just tops it.
>>5983911
....FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS
>actually /soc/ posting
kys
>Nicole Wilde/Jude Hopps AU.
>The two officers are at the ZPD front desk talking to Clawhauser when a handsome silver fox in an expensive suit walks in.
>He approaches the officers, "You must be officers Wilde and Hopps, I'm here from the ZIA to work with you on a case."
>He gives Jude a professional nod and extends a paw to Nicole. When she reaches out to shake it he pulls her paw up and kisses it.
>"The name's Jack Savage, It's going to be a pleasure working with you."
>>5983970
>Nick's father was Fonzie
>>5983965
What about a brother?
>>5983387
This is the only picture you thirsty fags are getting.
>>5984001
i swear i'll finish that #soon :v
>>5984009
Oh right! I forgot I posted that while drunk!
>>5984009
Sop
>>5984001
>20 threads later Nick's family is twice the Judy's size
>>5984009
Bunanon's a twink?
>>5984038
Stop*
I'm so angry I can't type
>>5984009
I mean, tfs is funny but I don't think it warranted this (You)
>>5984009
>No feet
>No face
It's shit tenkai ichi
haha i took a nap instead of doing requests, go me
>>5983329
it's a song from an indie folk album ive fallen in love with this past week
https://youtu.be/cQ63UtelIYU
This was the one song from the album with a lead clear enough to pass as a banjo (but for all i know, it's not. oh well)
>>5983911
but why
>>5984009
thanks you based Spidey!
(You)
>>5983443
>”You know…Just because they only know you as Jack doesn’t mean they don’t care about you.”
>Jill sighed, curling up away from Nick, “They care about a lie.”
>”You aren’t that different as Jack, just less vulgar.”
>The bunny snorted, “That is just you bringing out the worst in me Wilde.”
>”Or the best, if you ask me,” said Nick with a wide grin.
>Jill turned, giving back a small sneer. “Perhaps. Too bad the opinion of a fox doesn’t matter.”
>”Ouch,” Nick held a paw over his heart, “I actually felt a sting right there. Bunny has claws.”
>”You are a tough guy; you can handle a few scratches- no wait, you’d enjoy that.”
>”Guilty as charged,” Nick laughed, “but I’m serious Stripes, we can have a good time out. We’ll just invite close friends. Carrots, Wolford, Clawhauser, that one co-worker of yours…Skye was it? It doesn’t have to be big; we won’t even sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to save you the embarrassment.”
>The rabbit knew she would have a good time with their friends, that was never the issue.
>She just preferred being Jill on her birthday, being able to let down the walls and not having to watch what she says.
>But Nick did make a good point, and a few hours wouldn’t hurt…
>”Fine, your silver-tongue convinced me. A night out at a bar won’t kill me I guess.”
>The fox clapped his paws together, “I knew you’d see things my way.”
>”Don’t push it.”
Cont.
>>5984009
tits 2/10
>>5984111
That's why I continued it for you!
>happydays.webm
>>5984093
I was totally expecting that to be a song by Boris from the album Smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ2LrcKVTdk&index=3&list=PLC8712F69850D64FE
>>5984129
>he doesnt like smol tits
My only question is why the fuck do people care about bunanon's tits?
>>5984151
because she's a gril, anon
and they're all thirsty as fuck.
I temporarily confused bunanon and vrbit
that was a weird couple of minutes just now
>>5984150
>Assuming gender
>2016
>>5984160
>implying straight people browse trash
good one, anon
>>5984168
>they don't like smol tits
>>5984137
>current year argument
>>5984167
>VRbit is a female
>Just like Jill, she's been pretending to be a man
Hrrrrrng
>>5983308
>>5984151
fuck that bitch! better post cute guys!
>>5984167
VRbit could throw Bunanon through a wall
>>5984151
I don't know.
However vrbit's tits...
>>5984187
>failing to quote the correct post
>>5984178
>Couldn't get better genetics.
>>5984144
Funnily enough, Boris Smile predates the album Smile by around 4 years. Just a random coincidence.
>>5984188
Except VRBit is a fucking hulking monstrosity.
>>5983308
>>5984192
>>5984201
Well fuck
I concede
>>5984222
Just like Jill
>>5984222
No he isn't, he's a lanky niggerlette.
>>5984009
This looks nothing like a rabbit.
Fucking skinfags
>>5984253
He is, he looks like your typical naruto-loving anime nigger.
So, Zootopia.
>>5984290
?????
what this word means
>>5984290
Shit movie desu senpai
0/10 would not watch again
>>5984290
World building is fantastic!
>polar bear doctor forgiven by percy
This was an ancient request that I had yet to finish, so here it is. Sorry it took so long.
>>5983443
That collage should have this pic added. God bless Replyanon.
>>5984222
>hulking monstrosity
>hulking
>monstrosity
Let's all write Zootopia flash fiction.
>For sale:
>Fox knot.
>Never taken.
>>5984333
Nicer tits than bunanon
>>5984334
>Dewlap and Tummy.
>She hugs her fox.
>"Jack~"
>bunanon's twink-looking tits
>>5984346
Could probably grind meat on them too
rate my boobs, then
>>5984150
>Zootopia
>>5984333
>its one of those threads
Welp
K
POST THE FIRST ZOOTOPIA PIC YOU SAVED
chronologically
>June 11, 2015
>>5984316
WEW
E
W
Absolutely THANK YOU, INKY
>>5984334
>Be a bunny kit
>Even your siblings don't remember your name
>>5984333
Why does he wear the mask?
Hey Anons!
Am I in /soc/?
>>5984333
kek
>checked
>>5984093
Ahh, that answers the mystery.
And it's a pretty good song to boot!
>>5984369
>>5984380
you are now, apparently
does nick have the big cum?
>>5984369
Back when my folder was really just this pic and I just had watched Zootopia, and used it and the comics as a way to keep motivated.
>>5984380
nah, you're in a tiddy rate thread
>>5984369
>you will never be teabagged by nick
time to die
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---------------------O---O---O--------------------
N----O---D---N---O---L---O----N----D---O---N
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>>5984369
May 19th, 2016
>>5984376
No problem.
Glad you like it okay.
>>5984333
Checked
>this is who you anger when you don't edit your fic
>>5984410
Allahu Ackbar
>>5984316
>Percy felt so powerless between the strong paws of the bear
>But also so... safe
>>5984392
Whoops, forgot date
May 2nd
>>5984412
oh that's cute, I didn't even have that one
>>5984406
27, may, 2016
>>5984410
Amazing. I applaud your creativity.
>>5984380
>Having to retreat to discord to discuss Zootopia content and get away from /soc/ posting
Well you don't see that every day.
>>5984369
I didn't join the thread until recently
But apparently this was the first one I ever saved offsite.
June 30, 2016
>>5984406
I remember that comic
>>5984444
>checked
>>5984316
>"Not intentional"
>"Oh. N-no it's fine"
aww
maybe it kind of hurt hearing that.
age is just a number after all!
>>5984450
another I didn't have
this is great
>>5984369
>>5984369
>>5984328
This has to be one of my favorite pictures from ReplyAnon, bless him, not just for it being from my green but just how adorable Jill is. AU July and question mark Judy are up there.
On a side note, an anon mentioned before being amused at the idea of someone trying to write plotless smut but end up writing a novella? That is what this "A Place" series seems to be turning into.
>>5984369
3 18
>>5984328
?
>>5984486
Kotobuki makes great fats
>>5984450
Do not bully the foxe, bully the bun
>>5984369
January 8th 2016
>>5984369
March 30 2016
>>5984369
May 3rd, 2016
>>5984429
Oh man, poor Percy doesn't need yet another unrequited crush
21 Feb 2016
>>5984478
>>5984529
How many love interests does this fucking polecat have?
Jesus christ.
Is he just the hopeless romantic type?
>>5984369
12/3/2015...this can't be right, I remember saving this after being on the threads for months.
>>5984369
April 21st
>>5984541
Nah the thread just loves him. None of it's canon a nyway
>>5984544
Check the date created rather than date modified, maybe
Hey guys, remember Bunanon's 2/10 tits?
>>5984568
Not now, Zootopia is on.
>>5984369
May 1st, 2016
>>5984560
Yeah. We all know he'll die unloved.
>>5984568
>tfw getting memed into oblivion
>>5984494
>remember someone who would do exactly the same thing for you is gone from your life forever
time to get a drink
>>5984592
What's wrong with your face Judy
>>5984568
Anon, humans only have 2. Maybe you need a break from the furry porn.
>>5984567
Ah. April 5th 2016
>>5984568
No Dewlap. Needs to fix that with Red's cum
>>5983769
>Spider-Satan
>implying
>>5984539
>I can't even tell what that is
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/875138/#882443
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/1828419/#1840410
>>5984595
>>5984596
You're enjoying every second of it, aren't you?
>>5984596
Don't worry bun, dfc is where it's at.
You know, for gay guys.
>>5984596
At least it isn't about you having fart fetish anymore.
*farts on u*
>>5984596
Don't listen to them.
Your tits aren't that important.
What's important is that you can take all 8 inches of that luscious dox fick.
>>5984625
>implying there isn't more than one spider-poster
>>5984517
Fuck, forgot the image.
>>5984628
Nah I'm just being a dick and projecting.
Sorry polecat
>>5984646
I wish bunanon had an inflation fetish again.
>>5984647
That's like a 13 year difference.
When that polecat was born the good doctor was already starting middle school and likely considering what he wanted to be when he grew up.
>>5984663
Don't fret. He's likely pretty forgiving.
For the most part.
For the those who missed her
>>5984596
>>5984646
i'll make fart audio for you bunanon
>>5984668
She can still have that with her foxe
>tfw spending over an hour trying to fucking buy a single game, cause your systems being tempermental
>>5984686
saved from being a cuck helicopter
>>5984686
Now draw her husband Chuck.
>>5984661
I still have a phobia of standing too close to a microwave even though logically I know it's safe
>>5984705
a
Helicuckter if you will.
>>5984652
>What's important is that you can take all 8 inches of that luscious dox fick.
H-hot d-damn
Thanks for giving me THAT mental image
(no really)
>>5984369
>>5984490
Speaking of, has anyone seen Replyanon lately? I feel like it's been a while since he posted something
Which of the following fetishes would embarrass Bunanon the most if I posted chat logs?
A. Farts
B. Slobs
C. Vomit
D. Hyperfat
>>5984686
If I get trips, can this rabbit have an inflation fetish?
>>5984752
Gud has him died up in his basement
>>5984756
Don't promise what you can't deliver, anon.
>>5984752
Didn't they just post yesterday?
>>5984756
>embarrass a person who posted furry erp on 4chan
I think we keep forgetting where we are because these places are so comfy
>>5984777
And God is on the case.
>>5984776
I've got a script that logs 24/7.
>>5984756
Every time we talk about her for no reason she gets the attention that she'd normally have to write for. We're cucking ourselves out of more of that pred eating story
>>5984777
thank you jesus
>>5984498
>>5984328
>:(
>>5984498
Personally, I prefer unedited pics in their natural size. The pic with her stretching could be done the same way.
link to the discord pls
>>5984829
Weesnaw
https://discord.gg/MAyr4jK
>>5984829
https://discord.gg/MAyr4jK
>>5984684
W-well that's just your opinion!
Hmm.. I plead
>>5984465 's
defense then.
(Just messin' around, Inky. Thanks again, and good night)
>>5984804
Actually, you're getting cucked out of that by my own lack of motivation to work on it.
I have about a thousand words down and I keep getting distracted by college/other fics/general depression.
also
>implying i get attention for writing
Ahahhaa
>>5984646
>tfw my silly catchphrase has been gaining traction
>henrietta makes a very rash choice
>>5984879
I can be if you let me inside
;)
anyone have sauce on this?
>>5984879
I'm more into your fat blubbery Honey.
>>5984879
il b into u dis nigt trhu ur fukin pseudopono
>>5984879
You're a spotted female hyena, who isn't?
>>5984865
>taunting us with not writing
I hope vrbit takes his ruler to you hard
>>5984009
bunanon is best gril.
>>5984914
VRbit is gay.
>>5984925
>THEY LET US HAVE THIS ONE
>>5984879
...i am
>>5984932
its the character asking
>>5984879
I dunno
Maybe a pic of her having blueberry sex will help me decide.
>>5984896
what does the fox say
english translation
>>5984879
>>5984865
Just remember always that everyone bashes everyone around here. You're awesome
>>5984959
wh
what
>>5984982
Fuck off you thirsty fag, you're not seeing my tits.
>>5984377
i like this one
>>5984661
>>5984974
it's definitely one of the hottest
>>5984879
PSEUDOPENE
>>5984804
>>5984756
>>5984865
>>5984982
>>5985011
honestly, HOW is this zootopia related?
>>5984369
february
>>5985011
i doubt you see them either
>>5985037
It's related to the discord, so it's related to zootopia.
>>5985068
Your masturbation habits are NOT zootopia related, A-Cup.
>>5984998
Don't worry, it'll be our little secret.
It'll only be publicly available on anonymous forum and eventually be archived for generations to come ;)
>>5985093
>A Cup
This kills the bun
>>5985024
The start with the borderline-noncon and painful first time cliches were off-putting, but boy did the story change gears.
>>5984708
uhh
Like this?
>>5985142
Well it's your name now.
>>5984123
>Nick waved off the warning as he got up from the couch, “Yeah yeah, you’ll bury me somewhere in the Outback.”
>Jill grumbled from her spot before she noticed Nick was now crouching in front of her, “Yes?”
>Nick gave her a small smile, “I just want you to know…even if you don’t feel like the rest of the world would understand you, know that I accept you Jill. I know exactly what it is like to be something you are not.”
>The bunny stared wide-eyed at the fox, her nose twitching while her ears heated up.
>This damn fox…
>She returned the smile, “Thank you.”
>”Happy Birthday!”
>”Come on, Wolford already has us a table!”
>”Now wait a second! I can walk by myself-“
>Nick grinned as Jack was led into the bar by the overeager pair of Skye and Clawhauser, the rabbit looking out of his element.
>Seeing the bunny flustered was a new past time for him, and he took any chance to see him-her-blush.
>Even if it usually ended with him getting a slightly painful kick later on.
>What was it with rabbit does and physical abuse as affection?
>”How did you get that buck out of the house Nick? He’s friendly, but he doesn’t like to socialize that much.”
>Speaking of does…
>The fox turned towards Judy with a smirk, “You know me Carrots, I could sell a block of ice to a polar bear. Getting Cottontail over there to come was simple; you bunnies are easy to hustle.”
>Judy chuckled and gave him a light punch to the side, “Just remember who got hustled by this ‘dumb bunny’ Slick.”
>”Never going to happen again, I’ll always be on my A-game. I have a reputation to uphold!”
Cont.
>>5985038
>The Average human is about anywhere from 5'1" to 6'1"
We'd be tiny comparably.
>>5985142
But these two cup buns are very much alive
>>5985149
there's something for everyone!
>tfw the hyena didn't realize people were into her
>>5985149
Yeah, if it was less rapey it would have been better. Also Judy was never full on naked, either. Bun is not for crying.
>tfw you will literally never know who wants to suck your dick in the thread, and send them more pics
feels bad
>>5985192
>She gets showered by a bunch of secret admirer santas on christmas
>>5985157
Perfect
hey anons
got a surprise for you
maybe it'll be ready next thread
>>5985157
If only you got these dubs
>>5985157
Perfect. This is exactly how I envisioned Chuck Dubois.
>>5984853
That I do, that I do.
Quick question to everyone, how does everyone feel if I refer to Jill as Jack while she is out with other friends? I thought it might... not reduce confusion but sort of streamline it. It looked weird to me if other characters constantly said "Jack" and then it goes "Jill took a drink".
>>5985192
I want to tie her up and suck her psueudoopeen, tongue fucking it and sucking her dry.
>>5985217
>half of them will be super horrible
>she will then never open a package again
>>5985209
Join the discord and mention it in soc and I'll DM you.
>>5985230
Is it Judeon?
>>5985271
C'mon, it's like getting a drawing of your from your kids.
What makes it valuable is the love they put into it.
>>5985230
You've got my attention.
>>5985252
When Jill is pretending to be Jack put Jack and refer as 'he', else put Jill and refer as 'she'.
>>5985284
i see no soc tab in the discord..
>>5985318
Tell a mod to enable it, you need a role.
>>5985230
fuck off discordspy
>>5984879
ill be honest
i'm into her
i would hold her paw and snuggle with her and only move things in a sexual direction when she felt ready and not blame her if her nerve falters when she tries.
>>5985338
He need to replace it with harley
jude version fucking WHERE
>>5985230
I'm interested.
Can you give us any hints?
>>5985386
Probably more month old discord screencaps as "drama".
>>5985383
>Not jack
>>5985350
But what about his penis?
>>5985410
Remember the days when a surprise for the thread was just new Zootopia content?
>>5985413
Oh, is it a new story?
God bless Zootopia
>>5983139
She's not the only ungulate. Dawn and Molly are too.
>>5985230
Oh, goody! Is it that Pizzacolt lewd you promised us eons ago?
>>5985266
>>5985467
God bless Fuel
>>5985329
>get it for two seconds
well apparently you found me
>>5985467
Jack isn't in Zootopia.
>>5985209
I'd suck your dick anon
>>5985481
pizzacolt was already lewded
http://pastebin.com/mWiCT6mT
>tt drawing keep getting uglier and uglier as i revision
ahahahahahah
>>5985544
i know that feel, anon
>>5985522
Cumming on your own face isn't gay.
>>5985230
yeah... Pack Street Update, i know man, i know...
>>5985520
yes but who are you?
in the chat?
>>5985589
Fun fact, horses do do that. Donkeys too.
Equine culture man
>>5985616
[spoilersdontwork]I'm too shy to actually say [/spoilersdontwork]
>>5985192
I would take her to a nice restaurant for dinner and then go see a movie with her. Afterwards I would drive her home and hope she calls me back.
>>5985616
>not just wanting to have your own anon to love and fugg and marry
>>5985648
Are you the guy that asked for soc access?
I'll spill the beans right here right now
>How is this zootopia related?
>>5985683
Nope, I'm just a person in the Discord who's too shy to actually talk most of the time.
>>5985683
>How is this zootopia related?
CC faces are Zootopia related...
>>5985597
Don't get my hopes up
>>5985773
>establishing relationship out of lust
NO! DATE THE ANON FIRST
>>5985651
She probably wouldn't leave the door.
Just, stay locked up.
>>5985803
>see more
>meaning lewdly
dude, i meant just in general i'd take the anon to the arcade first, christ who're you my mom? it's not like i'd fuck the anon ever [spoilersnotreally] sex is nightmare-enducing for me [/spoilerdiddlydoo]
Everyone fill in the blank:
Comicanon is ____________.
but does she do anal
>>5985813
I'd leave several boomboxes on her doorstep all playing some old song everyone says is good but I personally didn't enjoy very much.
>>5985902
>christ who're you my mom
>sex is nightmare-enducing for me
IS THIS BECAUSE OF YOUR UNCLE!? I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED THAT CREEPY FUCK
>>5985927
a wonderful guy who genuinely cares about the people in this community
>>5985927
a faggot
>>5985927
cuck
So I see /ztg/ has gone from slashing each other's throats to jumping each other's bones?
Eh, beats last week, I guess.
P.S. I need your best pictures of fashion bune and foxe
>>5985927
for lewd
>>5985927
the VRbit.
Although if I had my druthers, I'd go back in time and not confuse people with the dual name.
Also holy moley this got a ton of replies.
How's everyone doing today?
>>5985927
just another person
>>5985965
>>5985494
You have a timber?
>>5985965
gotcha
>>5985986
nt sr about the how but the wat is ur mom fukin kuk kys fgt
>>5985944
>tfw i know this is a joke
>tfw you sound like my mom who constantly asks me if i was molested as a kid
>always tell her the same thing
anon please.. this is hitting too close to home, also i'd tell you but i don't wanna depress people
>>5985927
a swell guy
>>5985995
Timber?
>>5985986
We've gone full /soc/
but other than that it's been fine
>>5985986
Not half bad.
A bit tired after my first day with my new job, so I'm having trouble finding the energy to work on my TT fic tonight.
>>5985965
>>5986024
honestly I get it and shouldn't have implied that. I know that can be a touchy subject and I'm sorry for bringing it up.
>>5986015
ur a fny bun nd i luv u to pices qtpie
>>5985986
Hey comic! Quick question, do you still have a to-read list? If so, could I have a link to it?
>>5986031
I'd make him swell, guy ;)
>(hides bike pump behind back)
>>5986032
I don't have it, but it's basically a zootopia Tinder. Weaver made a bunch very early on.
>>5985941
You bet your ass
>>5986076
good! finally a new chapter!
>>5985986
rainy, but rain is comfy too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
>>5986071
did you see the swole VRBit
>>5986143
i said sorta
>>5986129
>this situation will never ever happen to you
>>5986024
That sucks. I've been asked that before by family after coming out as gay, and it's always awkward. It's good that they care at least.
>>5986117
>Henrietta installs Timber
>She waits a while then checks her messages
>"Hey show us the pseudo" x 15
>she doesn't even uninstall the app
>she just exchanges her phone for a new one
>>5986172
feels bad, man.
>>5984369
april 14th it says
>>5986066
i always word shit wrong, i didn't get molested to ease your worry, nor have i ever been close to being molested
i didn't mean to imply i did, anon
ehh.. sex is gross/scary because of the risks and how much western civiliation hypes it up, it actually scares me and i'll probably never have sexual contact with another person because of it
>>5986183
it.. uh.. it kinda fucked with me, she thought a friend who slept over in third grade raped me.. she kinda would interrogate me
>>5986055
That's fine though! Hey, if people want to share their pictures, then its easy to move onto content that you enjoy, and the people who want to show themselves will have fun.
Although I do hope nobody is posting pictures of other people. That's creepy.
>>5986060
I'm glad to hear you got the job!
Make sure you're well rested enough for both!
And I'm not one to make suggestions, but I've found that free time is more enjoyable if you schedule it, just like you would your work time. If you put an hour into your time after work for writing, you'll at least have an hour!
>>5986079
I do! Lemme find that for you... although its not up to date: I have to redo a blind read into a written read, and I have some more fics to add.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/108ac1TvFHgRtyCWJdBtIqm2B8yLE-z8b3xOXX7MlB8o/edit?usp=sharing
>>5986097
I love that bun! I love her floppy ears.
I'm doing good! Way busy: I got invited to a dinner that I have to get ready for. But if all goes well, I can get a weekend gig that'll pay!
>>5986144
Souls! Man, I had a blast talking to you about the Mammal Mystery Team last night.
Rain is super comfy. Ah man, Rainy Day TT... I think that was the last time Saine drew something... I miss Saine...
>>5986157
Do you mean this one by Nobby? I think its adorable! If its a new one, then not yet! I'll have to go fine tooth comb over the archives when I get the time to!
>>5986071
>>5982290
You should draw them reading about "Ending opponents rightly".
>>5982290
Come on Aafiya, you gotta ease him into historical fighting. Start him on nobleman rapier dueling and go from there.
>this kills the bun
>>5986336
>fingers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5986267
>>5986269
>>5984333
Hahahaha! Candy, that's too funny!
>gearbox
Hmm... would I? I'd love to work for a big company for, like, a year or two, just to learn first hand how the pro's do things and have that under my belt.
But I dunno about Gearbox. They don't seem to have their act together, IMO...
I had a friend who was passed up for being a level designer for the Call of Duty games, and I was bummed when he didn't get it: I wanted to learn ALL those secrets!
Thanks for the Big VRbit pic!
>>5986277
I guess I should have expected something like this...
Sorry for posting and running, but I gotta bounce! Can't wait to see you all tonight! Be good, take care, drink plenty of water!
>>5986251
>its not up to date: I have to redo a blind read into a written read, and I have some more fics to add.
That's ok. Thanks anyways comic.
>>5986336
Not as much as knot would tho
>>5986172
>>5986242
In that case just know that people are often lost in their worlds and don't know what they do to each other. Your mother didn't mean to do that to you. When you're a child, it's hard to understand how an adult can be so terribly mistaken and some adults make some terrible mistakes.
And I'm not going to change your mind about sex, but it's only as special as you make it while the consequences stay the same in a lot of cases. Just be smart about it if you ever want to do it.
>>5986336
Fucking hell why isn't there more zebra zootoop porn?
They're literally the pure testosterone cumbuckets of the animal kingdom
>>5986347
She also isn't plantigrade, has gigantic tits, fie fingers and has a mostly humanoid head shape. Meanwhile, Judy has 4 fingers, plantigrade, more animalesque figure and no tits.
>>5986395
and nipple piercing because you need those.
>>5986384
dude
imagine a zebra and mouse couple
and the mouse is feeling adventurous
so he takes the whole load
>>5984316
wait what's context on this
>>5983481
whats the deal with you and beaver anyways?
>>5986446
>mouse_drowning _in_cum_terminator_style.gif
>>5986446
Dude he could fill a mouse bathhouse pool with his load then enjoy watching all the mice degenerate in his copious amounts of baby gravy
>>5985927
who?
>>5986541
F
but honestly what a great way to go
>>5986165
What are you up to you sneaky gypsy
>>5986541
Nope
We're kinkshaming you now, anon.
>>5986251
>I have to redo a blind read into a written read
Wait, you did a read for them and then they said to write it out? Rude as fuck.
>>5986482
Oh nothing much, just a a love that will echo through the ages.
>>5986558
i guess you'll find out next thread wont you anon
>>5986380
>I'm not going to change your mind about sex
thank you, people always try to and it just bums me the fuck out, dude
i know like deep down sex is literally nothing, like anything else, it's no more than eating lunch and such
i guess the consequences scare me, dealing with peeps kinda pressuring me to do it.. hell today in class some classmate who's like 28 was saying how "Dude if you got laid, you'd be a different person." and that legitamately bothered me
meeeeh.. i'm gonna end this blog post sorry, thanks for listening
>>5986541
I wonder who you are...
>>5986435
>giant zebra dick
Oh, jeez. I didn't even notice.
I couldn't see past those squicky fingers.
>>5986632
>i know like deep down sex is literally nothing
It's for reproduction, silly. The pleasure comes from the dopamine it gives off in reward to doing that. "lol v-card" types are degenerates that seek out that.
If you don't find sex attractive, that's perfectly fine, but it does serve a purpose. I will say I hope you find that special someone to break that barrier with, but I'll let you be the one to make that call because it's your life.
>>5986628
Cock tease
>>5986764
Nobody important.
Unless a writefag who constantly procrastinates is somehow important to you.
I don't fucking know.
>>5986846
literally every writefag
>>5986632
Those people don't know what they're talking about and project their obsession with sex onto others. Some of my coworkers think it's weird that I haven't had sex in over a year, but then again some of my coworkers don't masturbate due to deep psychological reasons that they're open with. Don't worry about it, we're all fucked up. Or worry about it, but don't think about it too much.
>>5986632
>i know like deep down sex is literally nothing, like anything else,
Look how far our culture has become debauched. Nothing is sacred, nothing is important, intimacy has no meaning. What a pitiful way to go through life.
>>5986846
>cum inflation
Bunanon?
>>5986898
I wish.
>>5984815
>:o
>>5986968
There's one where she's eyeing a hung zebra in a locker room, but it's looks creepy as fuck
>>5986881
This is why I don't usually get hung up on not having sex every five minutes. Overindulgence can ruin just about anything.
That being said, it's been entirely too long since I last did it, and it's beginning to bug me.
Guess what time it is! If you said "shilling for grimdark snek war story", you are correct.
Part three of what I guess I'm calling Last Night is here: http://pastebin.com/hk5q63cf
Parts one and two are here: http://pastebin.com/x0hef7gM http://pastebin.com/JLqfJfNE
Brief synopsis: lizards invade. No one has a good time.
>>5986498
>>5986881
The topic is sex, not romantic relationships or marriage. Sex itself doesn't have to be special, but it can be and to put sex itself on a pedestal is to set yourself up for a bad time in the long run.
>>5987291
Really? Because religious couples, especially ones who wait for sex report that they have more sex and have happier sex lives.
>>5983003
you have a nice dick anon :)
>>5986063
Oh my god my heart
>>5986541
Tags:all_the_way_through
>>5984567
source of image?
>>5987959
Nigga the signature is right there. It's Gurihiru.