kpop general
let's try not to erp for an entire thread
why?
i'm going to spitroast your waifu
i have a bit of a tummy ache
Best start of a week dbh
just take another pill
yea word keep it real
I wish I wasn't so horny all the time
I just masturbated again
same iu makes me feel so good
Have you ever masturbated to Nayeon?
Can you believe that there are communities about jerking off to kpop?
Disgusting
isn't this one of them?
Do you guys know how to dance?
Do I need to know how to dance if I'm going to date a kpop?
Is Hani smart?
Eat more Toreore chicken.
She's too smart
Who else pirated TT?
Who would be the best Twice to eat?
If you mean who would be the best Twice to eat with, it's obviously Dubu
momo
I really should learn Korean.
If only to be able to browse Korean sites.
Are there any videos of fans yelling slay?
>>>/tumblr/
How come you guys aren't lit today?
Work and school during American time zones.
isn't everyone neet?
I really hate it when I see a cute thumbnail and when I enlarge it, there's a panty shot.
Ruins it for me.
Why would you save such a pic then
About 10% of people here are actually neet.
Because I allow myself to look at it in thumbnail form
...
neat
I guess that makes sense
shut the fuck up and kill yourself
Boy I'd love to fucking die right now
Just Google the name of your city + suicide spots.
There should be a bridge or a building that's easy to access.
>>5977721
no excuses
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/block-site/eiimnmioipafcokbfikbljfdeojpcgbh?hl=en
>>5975466
oh so that's what people do here
my town has the highest rates of suicide in the entire country
A woman killed another woman in my village on halloween last year. We don't have halloween here but people started talking she was a witch or a satanist.
I should start drinking coffee
sppooky
makes for a good ghost story though
Luckily Dubu watches over me so I'm good
I really want to sniff Sana's thighs and ass
Why do I cringe when I listen to Tiffany or Wendy speak English?
Youtube is my best friend
youtube is the best thing that ever happenwd to singles based music
https://youtu.be/q1JFXERIAgk
Remember when you had to go to Yahoo Music and look at pixelated music videos of Britney Spears just to jerk off?
I just used my imagination
i remember questionable files on limewire
I'm not old enough to have experienced anything like that
am I too fat
are you allright?
look at my legs
I need to loose 15 more pounds
>tfw my legs dont look like lizzies
>>5977777
>get wasted on this shit
Look at this fucking slut
I advice that you drop her now
>>5978153
Oh hey there /tlhg/
nobody can beat my body
you can only wish yours was as good as mine
tanner, what's your favorite song of all time?
I'll never understand anorexia memes
hul
probably ths one
https://youtu.be/ZQ6Sk8Aj-SQ
Irene the plastic surgery monster tho
>don't work long or hard
>still feel tired and depressed after work
>>5978225
shit
>>5978345
More like shit banana right
God tier
jpop
Shit tier
kpop
Elder God tier: cpop
>>5978345
>>5978383
savage takedown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8MeraPzLIU
Mentally ill?
>>5978409
Classic reddit
>he didn't have a strong emotional reaction when watching TT for the first few times
My first reaction was that the song is shit
I only started liking it about 2 hours later
wew
Murder taebak
THATS HOW I ESCAPED MY CERTAIN FATE
great fuckin song
I did so badly on my test that my professor looked at it once and told me to come see her
i did bad on my midterm too anon don't worry
it's never too late to turn it all around anons..
Rip
It's been a bad week for me overall
I wish I was attracted enough to a kpop that looking at her would give me motivation.
Yeah, I can't relate with people who talk about their waifu like that
>not loving your waifu more than anything else in the world
why live
>not loving your goddess more than anything else in the world
word
raspberry cream is delicious
There is no point to having a waifu when it changes all the time.
Right now I like Mina, but before her I liked Mina, and before her I liked Minah, and before her I liked Yeri, and before her I liked Irene, and before her I liked Hyejeong, and before her I liked Yuna, and before her I liked Chorong, and then it gets cloudy, I know I liked at least 5 other girls at this point, and lastly, my first kpop waifu was Taeyeon.
>Not having a one and only
>Being a waifu hopping slut
Kill yourself
Waifu hopping is bad enough, I also cheat on my waifus.
My first kpop waifu was Taeyeon but I never jerked off to her. Instead I jerked off to Jessica.
After that, I'm pretty sure I like Seungyeon, but whenever I watch Kara videos, I would prefer staring at Jiyoung.
Now, I like Mina but I prefer looking at Nayeon.
I would literally stab you to death if you were in front of me right now
https://youtu.be/QKeYMUj7_tE
It's not my fault Nayeon looks like a delicious fuckslut.
I would stab you in the stomach and turn it 180 degrees in each direction before jamming it up into your ribcage
I don't like lewd posts but that's a bit harsh
I probably got like a zero on this test, I'm so fucking stupid, can I just disappear or something
Disloyalty to your waifu should be punishable by disemboweling yourself
absorutry disonorabru
remember that one guy who said that t-ara is garbage?
what a fucking loser
That was me
And it's still true
you should have studied instead of posting smiths lyrics and browsing fashion tumblrs retard
>>5979697
this desu
hi betsy
kys jamie
hiiiiii
how are you feeling today?
>>5979697
I just can't spell in cryillic
I know the words but the test was all spelling
>cyrillic
I'm good!!!!!
you should have studied more
I've been at work for 6 hours today and I studied for 8
I think that's enough work for one day
jamie you didn't reply to me
maybe you're just stupid lol
why would I reply to that? >>
and if you spent 8 hours studying but still couldn't get it, you should ask for help from the teacher..
HOOOOOOOOOOOW'S IT GONNA BEEEEEEEE
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEEEEEEE
ANYMOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEE
when I was in middle school my math teacher said that I'm the smartest kid she's ever seen
she said that she is sure that I will end up as a scientist or a lawyer :/
I am very stupid
Borderline retarded
>>5979889
pplease post the nigger dick picture for me in the vg discord thanks i got banned
lolG*
my brother is a genius and even when I was in top 10 in my school my parents were mad at me because my brother was always 1st
I thought I'm a retard until I went to a different school than him and people finally praised me there
Classic Yogurt. I haven't been on that server in months. Just make a new account and use the public invite on eyoson.
>>5979905
what are you now?
>>5980002
I have master degree in mechatronics but my job is shit, even a retard after 3 weeks of training would be able to do it
im lonely
i can't its not working please post the picture for me
>>5980044
do you get paid well at least?
>>5980165
3 x average pay in my country
pretty good but some of my friends who ended uni with me earn 3 or 4 times more
Tfw retarded and no future
I don't even have it saved, Yogurt. Ask one of your other buddies.
can you post this please?
thanks
oh gosh
lol cute
Ask someone else... lol
no you have to do it or im gonna scream
eotteokhaeeee
learn korean
its not really all that difficult to get a conversational level of it
if you scream noel is gonna hit you in the chest
AHHH!HHHHHHHHHH
I don't think any Korean tourist will ever stop to talk to me so it's kind of useless dbh
Koreans will visit Milan so please visit there soon.
What's going on in Milan?
Don't scream. I'm not going to hit you either. I'll get banned if I post this...
좋은 의도와 하나를 선택합니다.
fuck being awake
dozing off them xannies
banned from mu i was
welcome /mu/friend
stfu faggot
pure
boy
love
where can i get adderall
It's so annoying how few sources there are for this paper I'm writing
Derrick Rose is gonna be great now
No he won't, when he was at his best he relied on his incredible athleticism, and now after multiple injuries, he's half the athlete he once was. He's very inefficient, and his skills as a point guard aren't good enough for him to return to an elite level. Playing with Melo and KP is better than playing with Butler and Pau, but he's not going to be great, and I'll be surprised if him and Melo last through the season.
hook line and sinker
and that was just testing out the waters lmao
How is that fun, all you do is say something you know I care about, and then I respond
youre a baby about it that's why it's fun
AHHHHHHHH!
opst this instead
>looking for new Dubu pics
>find a group pic
>Momo is the only one with a blurred face
why do photographers do this
I'm not allowed to have passions and opinions.. ?
Yeah, I can get someone to post that for you. Let me see who's available.
also spam: no names get the fuck out oy mchatt
I'm not requesting spam.
binnie you are a no name
hi
did you know that everyone here is lewd sometimes
I'm chaste
joyers...
shut up no name
my joy wife
Everyone's lewd, huh?
my day is ruined where is my package REEEE
no
I have a big package for you right here...
>>5982296
bullshit
being lewd is bad for your mental health
Don't you have a tracker, Yogurt?
Thought so. #TeamNotLewd
if it's not full of skincare products i dont CARE
it says here today by 7 but it's not here and it's 7
#teamnotlewd
romantic intimacy desu
special someone desu
>>5982686
this happened to me last week tbqh i was hella pissed
closet lewdsters.
even more lewd when guarenteed secrecy...
Then maybe it'll be there by eight... The mail man just happens to be running late.
Word, T. One and only one lover.
>>5982860
who?
>>5982752
weren't you lewdposting ham to make strangers cum like less than 24 hours ago
one and only one lover but two and a half waifus
>>5982905
morasl don't count when you're sad and lonely everyone knows that
>>5982889
:eyes:
my sun and my stars~
all girls should have a body like Lizzy
The answer to my question...
Technical fabrics
i don't like skeletons
Why just Lizzy, what about Sunhwa
Sunhwa has an ugly face Lizzy is prettier
is anyone here in love?
if so how does it feel
then she says
why cant i sleep
it is nice
Not love, just butterflies.
It feels uncertain, but invigorating.
for who?
me
Anon. Duh.
omo, noel and anon...
you know the drill, is he on the list?
i've been up for 2 hours and i haven't masturbated yet thankfully
lets change that
calm down tanner
d e s p a i r
i want to cummy on momo's tummy
the list...
make a new list for people you want to hug
>>5975466
She's a woman I would curb all my fantasies for
>go a night without sexual interaction
>just lied in bed talking about culture philosophy and politics
>wake up in the morning with her cuddled up next to you
>no makeup on still looks fantastic
>accidentally wake her while getting up
>anon where are you going
>justtomakebreakfast.png
>I'll come too
>spend a half an hour making food together
>I need to take a shower and before work care to join me?
what do?
I want to hug noel he seems liek hed be a good hugger
>wanting a woman who doesn't put out
>wanting to fuck every hole that you think is cute
fuck these antihistamines make me so drowsy I can't focus
I want to fug tanner he seems liek hed be a good fugger
>not wanting to fuck every hole that you think is cute
Spooky, scary list...
How'd you know I'm a world class hugger?
your mannerisms adn diction are real cuddly and receptive
i give the BEST hugs
Should i start on my next assignment due in 6 days or play videogames
are you me?
i decided to play videogames of course
hugging contest everyone hug me adn I'll decide who's the best
yes you are me ^^
after videogames do you want to eat out someplace? ><
omo what place can i eat out?
um i already ate but thanks~
LOL REKT
Opening night on Wednesday...
where should i take this girl out for dinner tomorrow
McDonalds
Thai food
somewhere hip and young but quiet so you can talk
Maybe I should really make an offer on that building for kpg mansion...
>eating food
You've changed, Yogurt.
i'm just going to order an appetizer i cant finish adult meals at restaurants
also being a straighty
Eat smol to stay smol. Who's the lucky girl?
I can't wait to die
hi
@London
its some random korean girl, going to drop her sooner or later, i dont think she plays video games
what video games do you playw
league of leg*end and tetris are my favourite game
Hello.
You agreed to this date without getting her summoner name first? Interesting.
I'd like to take this time to acknowledge how much I hate each and everyone of you.
>>5985577
then leave
my hobby is listening to music
kinda pathetic desu
i was cornered
>>5985313
hello
passes the time
sweet suicide
whats a place like this but with girls and actual cool people
Getting forced into a date... I'm sorry. Maybe she plays Dota or something.
>>5985775
how was your day?
>>5985897
they'd just reject you too
remember when jackson used to defend tanner from bullies
at least i can kill myself knowing i tried
it was...ok
better now that im at home~ you?
Tfw memes go too far
that's nice
>mine was kinda shit
always sunny in philadelphia
I know all about memes going too far... Heh.
word, i over played the suicide meme
im not a huge fan of it anymore
dont overplay the love meme
it will come back to bite you...
what memes do you think are currently underplayed
i really want to slap colin
browsing trash at social events like parties
The love meme is high risk, higher reward.
Love yourself is still underplayed.
how often do you love yourself noel
confidence is probably the most underplayed meme, im gonna bring it out.
i think shes a normie so she doesnt paly video games
Im so worried it hurts
worried about what
should i add anything else? i don't know what else i can offer them
I love myself when I got no one to love? It's hard to answer.
I forgot all about the confidence meme. It's just as important.
Normies at my dinner. Ree
fuck i didn't even spell big right
definitely, when are we moving in?
omo thinking about noel loving himself gives me butterflies...
pretty pig...
It's a lot of small things at the same time, friends, family, just life really. Swallowing me whole, a thick coat of worry that I cant shake off
I think everyone gets a little overwhelmed sometimes
try to take some time to just relax a little, take nice deep breaths and just enjoy your surroundings for a bit, then you can start tackling your obligations
I call dibs on top floor btw, since I'm the one paying for the place
I don't get it, anon. Loving yourself is all mental.
>>5986545
Hang in there, man.
>>5986313
same
it's finally here
Anxiety is making it hard to breath, so Im also worried about that. This is all too much for me right now"
ok I sent the offer, hopefully soon we will have kpg mansion and everyone can move in there and live a better life
you're in control
just slow your breaths down, nice and easy
get some water too, then take a little walk, change your surroundings
do you believe some people deserve to die?
Yeah, Umji posters do
Breathe deep and pay attention to only your breathing
everyone deserves to live
>>5986814
jackson, franz, tanner
some people deserve to die, like muslim terrorists or even muslims in general
>>5986814
under very specific circumstances
>>5986855
Wew lad
>>5986759
Post what you bought.
I wish my family friend Jim would die he has been suffering for years, they can barely even get needles in him for dialysis anymore
my package arrived!!
oh nice, i ordered skincare products too but it's taking forever, going to be another week at least :(
wait is that a blue yeti mic?
That's a black Blue Yeti, anon.
wow we have the same mic in the same colour and we both buy korean skincare products
we have so much in common
you better fuck now
sorry i can't, i'm trying not to cum so much
blasting this often can't be good for me
omg look how pretty and cute the packaging is, the tops are metallic for the creams
what ]products/brands do you like
did you get any snail goop? i ordered some kind of snail goop because i hear it's good
>tfw was born as myself
Fuck
you can be awesome, we can all be awesome
we just need to stay focused and work on ourselves
Word.
yeah i ordered some creams, i even got free handcream because i ordered so much
I ordered these, idk if they're good
I hope they make me pretty
Why do people hate Nayeon?
because she's ugly
I deadass wish I was dead, b
desu i'll probably get a gf next year, but she will most likely be white
I'm about to try Soju.
Babysoul said she used to drink 8 of these in the past. What the fuck is wrong with that girl.
That's what I tell myself every year
that's a start i guess, i just tried that cleanser it is ncie
getting a gf can be nice but it doesnt solve your problems dont go looking for a miracle there
You just don't mess with Babysoul.
i don't have any problems to solve anyway
Why would anyone want a gf?
How can you even be yourself when somebody is in the same room? Are you gonna stop posting here? Yeah right.
only a cute bf can solve your problems
Soju is not bad. It's like really watered down vodka.
It's easy to chug.
i didn't post here for like 9 months until yesterday so that's not really hard
I don't really want a gf though, too much effort
We'll both be in the same room posting on the same threads.
i think im gonna go with the "never post or read anything from here again and pretend that none of it ever happened" meme.
that seems like the most interesting one.
i don't want a bf or gf i just want casual sex and someone to hang out with from time to time and do things i actually enjoy instead of being forced to do some boring shit that someone else wants to do
>>5987581
what about your wife
So you want a bf or gf to spend time with doing fun things.
Have you guys tried okcupid?
finding love...
not too much time doing fun things because i still want time alone and also i want to be able to have sex with other people
>>5987610
thats called a good bf or gf
Finding love without looking for it though.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i wish people were more open with their sexuality and willing to have 3+somes
>wanting to have a 3some
found the virgin
i've had a few actually and it was fun but you need people who aren't in a relationship or really don't get jealous
>>>/mu/68663392
our guy...
i think i'm too normie for this place
normies reeeEe
sorry i didn't mean to trigger you
People who pretend they aren't normies are dumb
>>5988464
who does that
Hmm.
i want to see her drawing
Are you guys banned from mu too?
no, but /mu/ sucks
lol cute drawing
Here's some different drawings.
>>5988705
She's a drawer too... Cute.
>a drawer
Lol
I f*cked up.
Sorry for saying this but I think that Nayeon is pretty.
I also typed this without looking at the keyboard.
teach me about skincare products binnie
>donkeyfromshrek.jpg
>>5988752
ive watched this webm many times and didnt look at what she drew a single time
>>5988727
no..i like it here its comfy
I didn't like Good Luck. I didn't like the new Apink, I don't even remember what it's called it's so bad.
But I liked Russian Roulette and TT.
Lurked /mu/ for a week before posting here desu.
>>5988887
Why's that? Was it the shaking that got your attention? Here's another one with her signature.
I still can't see how Joy is hot
>>5989041
it was
>>5989111
It happened to me too. It took me a long time to notice the Statue of Liberty. It's her most adorable webm.
>>5989094
She's wife material
>>5989206
She's not much taller than the desks lol...
I haven't watched any Twice variety shows aside from Weekly Idol.
Is it worth watch Sixteen?
sixteen is pretty fun desu
>>5989308
Yeah, they range from 5'1" to 5'3" except for Joy at like 5'6".
Wendy is the smallest and Yeri continues to get taller.
>>5989414
Lol Joy...
Are you guys alcoholics too or am I alone here?
alcohol is bad for you
I don't drink, but I'm in the minority here.
cheers anon ^^
I used to not drink but I recently got a job and all this disposable income has made me want to try every type of alcohol.
I can say that I can relate to alcoholics now. This stuff is addicting.
2 weeks sober
I only drink when offered to me
>>5989539
suck my dick bitch
>>5989585
Are you straight edge?
Nice. Enjoy yourselves. Just don't become dependent on it.
Keep it up, T.
please drink responsibly friends
What do you think drunk Seohyun is like?
uglier than usual
Oof...
i think ill drink too~
A sip or two won't hurt...
>>5989572
word the amount of disposable income i made over the past few months has made me want to buy all sorts of alcohol and a few drugs ive never tried
its all downhill from here :)))))
Bourbon boys
if I have to drop this class, I'm going to cry for a really long time and become extremely depressed
whisky sours with a little whisky and a lot of sour
damn im getting triggered ibneed a safe space
am i doing it wrong
im really lightweight though
I don't know what that's like, but it sounds sour.
And you did nothing wrong. That's Tanner staying sober. Close your eyes, T...
it usually made with lemon sugar and whisky
but i put honey instead of sugar and mix the honey with hot water then add ice and whisky and lemons
tfw weirdest person here
>>5990388
what makes you say that
>>5990497
arinspammer
arin 4head
I found an old house out in the bush
"Somebody's been eating my honey," growled the Seulgi bear.
I want to get mauled by seulgi bear
>>5990521
it's catnip
sorry sluggers i had to use some~
Seulgi is actually Pikachu.
Seulgi shares honey and Pringles with all friends.
let's fix this place up and live out in the bush away from people
You find the wildest stuff in Australia, Tim.
what sort of cool treasures are in that fireplace
I should kill myself now before my parents do
there's pots and pans and stuff in there
gonna shoot up the next kcon
I haven't seen you post in forever, shooter.
its haunted get the heck outta there
i post here all the time
Halloween bush houses...
Which one are you?
>>5990789
noel should i eat right now
Are you hungry? lol
When did you last eat?
what are you going to eat?
do you want noel to wipe your ass for you too
dont answer btw
Hul.
which idol should i rape at kcon
>>5990989
that's not important at a time like this. yes or no
>>5991110
any member of ioi, because i hate them