Megumin
>>5972218
Fujiwara no Mokou
Rin Tohsaka
>>5972218
Maria and Harusame
>>5972218
Billy Joel as a Dog
James Harden
The Star-Spangled King
Spooky villager
Reigen Arataka
>>5972199
Thanks but no thanks.
>>5972218
HuntaKilla
Capra Demon
Mizore Shirayuki
>>5972072
Oh. Hey Nepeta. Just having a rough night. So if I'm being bitchy, that's why.
>>5972073
Uh huh.
>the lady walks over and pokes the cat, frost appearing where she touched it
So does it wake up? Like ever?
>>5972113
You didn't mean it. It seems you picked a new schedule. Don't let me ruin it for you.
>>5972191
You just went from desperate girl to too dumb to live. I am very guy. That's what you said and that's why I'm making fun of you for it.
>>5972199
Yeah, that last option is becoming a lot more tempting.
>>5972218
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5972218
Littletale Asgore
Lenore
>>5972218
The King of Spooky
>>5972218
Sleepygaya Hachiman
>>5972218
Rogue of Heart
Don't s33 why I shouldn't join, this place s33ms fun!
Karkat
I'd join but I gotta go soon.
>>5972231
crunchatize me kekt'n
>>5972236
>pets
>>5972218
Selim Bradley
Sorona
>>5972218
Devilman
Midoriya!
Halley
Peacock
Classy Raven
>>5972218
Natsuki Subaru
>>5972218
Sunset
>>5972201
I don't... Know?
Senshougahara
Gravelord Nito
Chowder
The Lord of Spooks
Yukine
>>5972269
Do you need a stupid - that badly
>>5972218
Charro Negro
Kirigiri
The Captain
>>5972291
Happy!
>>5972257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghllgDOV8uA
Thundercracker
>>5972218
I would have picked a new schedule, except for the fact that I'd been getting to sleep a few hours ago. So I might as well try and catch up now.
So yeah. Later, people.
>>5972218
Kaito
>>5972218
Do you mean 30 or 36?
Eggman-kun
Furry porn
"People said that if you go to erp.... you get better at rp. is that true?
Log Nonon
>>5972318
And his wife, Mr. And Mrs. Woooopleeoballs
>>5972356
You become a tool, don't know if that counts
Late Soviet
>>5972222
>the only thing remaining of the cat with Lenore is his tail, she simply attempts to throw it at the tree but misses and hits a bird
...kitty is now bird.
>>5972269
Nope.
>>5972285
>>5972221
I don't believe that for a second. No actual teacher would tell you to do that.
>>5972350
Boop
>>5972356
You get better at writing if you put the work in
Araragi
>>5972343
Spooky games 30
they didn't say how many tributes
>>5972321
>>5972356
You become an idiot who believes in lies.
>>5972356
If anything, it helps boost your confidence somewhat.
>>5972360
Jum?
Junko Enoshima
>>5972263
Your loss, dude! GG!
>>5972269
Then I won't stop you from denying it, dude - but you know what they say. Two heads are better than one, even if the hero's head is about a fifth of a normal head. It's just an idea I had, that's all.
>>5972339
Bye.
>>5972236 (Nepeta)
>Our hero huffs, crossing his arms and looking away.
It's only fair since you were spying on me first! Like, every good turn deserves another, right? It's fair!
...Mmh. The hero's name is Alfred Jones, also known as America. I think I've seen you around here once, but I can't remember... The hero's memory is quite fuzzy!
>>5972343
I mean Spooky Games 30. I don't set a limit to the number of tributes by calling a "First X", because I accept all tributes until it noticeably slows down.
>>5972236
S33 you
>>5972372
Just let me participate this one time. Don't tell my parents, please...!
>>5972356
put the blonde in there
I forgot the name
>>5972278
>>5972292
I THOUGHT I COULD COME HERE TO AVOID YOU ALL
>>5972411
Awawa are you peeping on their sessions?
>>5972363
>>5972375
>>5972389
>>5972392
"Calm down. it was just a question. erp is not for me. writing a lot is not for me"
>>5972370
>Shooting a glare at the squirt, Jinkuro kneels down to her level.
You're the most disturbing pure child, I have ever laid eyes on... no ounce of hatred or malice.
>>5972236
>A small smile crept on to Jinkuro's face, then... it happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>Jumping down from the tree laughing their heart out Jinkuro could only pointing at the 'cute' abomination.
I NEED FOOOOOUUUURR (4) MORE!
>>5972307
Me and a lot of other people. Don't worry. You'll get past being a dumb girl someday. It's part of growing up.
>>5972339
Alright Rika. Thanks for the soda. Night.
>>5972370
Okay.
>she freezes the cat entirely
A little blanket for it then.
>>5972400
Let me do this one more time. Give me advice before I shut you off completely.
>A car pulls up to the arena. A certain large-hatted somebody steps out. There's a spark of light as they light a cigar and clamp in between their teeth. They talk with someone still inside the car.
Yeah, this is the place. Don'tcha remember it boys? Come pick me up in a few hours.
>With that, the car drives off and they start walking into the arena.
>>5972356
Depends on the person. If you're pure shit, you're gonna stay pure shit.
>>5972432
who?
I sometimes open a tab when I'm bored and skip through the thread to see if there are any cute girls
but there never are any
>>5972429
Woof!
>>5972442
Hoshi Ryouma
>>5972442
Toa Lhikan
>>5972442
Pigeon
>>5972442
Misato
>>5972442
Otp
>>5972411
>if you ever think of having sex with colette
>You are a fucking MONSTER
>>5972442
Jabari Parker and Giannis Antetokounmpo
>>5972424
>>5972448
Peacock?
>>5972444
But I'm mostly not a dumb girl!
>>5972453
Anyone's
>>5972471
Wiggins go bed
>>5972410
You do realize that if I ever see you around here again that I'll have to tell your parents, right? Especially since it's just this one time.
>>5972473
And happy again, possibly relieved! Good luck kid, I like the cut of your jib
>>5972493
Dun wanna
>>5972499
Thank you!
>Hoshi fucks off
>Hateposting and shitposting drop off dramatically
>Aside from this post of course
>>5972510
It's wonderful
>>5972469
Me? No.
But she's cute.
>>5972483
Colete's a qt
>>5972510
When did he fuck off?
>>5972496
But, I'm so certain I'll win this one. If I win... Um... Maybe we can just be friends and I can play whenever?
>>5972510
This is the shit that starts it, though. Leave it alone.
>>5972477
Heh.
>She takes a drag from her cigar and flashes a sharp-toothed grin.
Who else?
>>5972506
Don't make me force you mate.
>>5972480
Then that just mean most of you happens to be a desperate one. Can't grow up from that.
>>5972448
Looking at that car always made me want to get a driving license. Only if I was a cartoon like you.
>>5972520
Hey trappy. Thanks for giving me a bath but I think I left my bra.
>>5972444
...Aye, gimme a sec to think of helpful advice... Man, all the advice I can think of, you've probably already tried. All I can say is, well... Give him a reason to love you. I don't blame you if you wanna shut me off after me saying that, but that's the best I have without all the inspirational stuff in it. I know, I know, I'm useless, just don't say it out loud...
>>5972448
...I've got a bad feeling about this, and I wouldn't have a clue why. And it's strange, too, because I don't think I've ever seen this person before...
>>5972520
>And?
>colette is not for lewd
>>5972510
When'd he fuck off?
>>5972529
Done and done. The change in atmosphere is profound though, it had to be said.
>>5972537
But it's only 11:43 and I haven't even said goodnight!
>>5972527
Hold the friends thought for a sec. What makes you so certain that you won't be dead by the third day?
You! Ready for this?
>>5972541
W-what?
I will look for it later, I gotta go now!
>>5972546
oh well
WHAT'S GOOD NYUKKAS?
>>5972565
>Pushes you onto the bed
>>5972572
>>5972467
Swap this kid in for me if you would
>>5972572
Totally, dude. Go ahead when you're ready!
>>5972429
>
>>5972400
I wasn't spying, just... Checking the place out befur I walked in! I've grown rather defensive, with what I've b33n through, nya.
But that's besides the point. And I've come here maybe once or twice, mostly just to say hi! And that's what I'm doing right meow!
>>5972572
>district 5
Oh-hohohoho!
>>5972572
I accept this challenge.
>>5972541
I'm not a girl at all, asshole!
>>5972597
>>5972572
Let's get this over with.
>>5972570
I have my ways! Good luck to you!
>>5972572
Ready as I'll ever be.
>>5972582
>she gropes her own chest
Yep, definitely left it. I'll be waiting. Bye.
>>5972588
Lollipops are pretty good. Old people like candy, right?
>>5972605
Of course not. You're a boyish, young woman.
>>5972545
>she begins to tap her foot, writing something in her book
>>5972572
I'm liking what I'm seeing.
>>5972628
Tease!
You'll just have to do without in the meantime.
>>5972628
Stop! I am not female! I identify as a guy!
>>5972572
Let's do this!
>>5972572
I'm ready
>>5972622
And to you. I'll try to keep myself from saying "I told you so" when the appropriate time comes.
>>5972541
Hate to break it to ya bub, but there's ain't a TV screen in the world keepin' us apart. If I were a cartoon, you wouldn't be in any danger, and that wouldn't be any fun, see?
>She needn't even look you in the eyes.
The name's Peacock, but somehow I think you already know that.
>>5972545
First time meetin' me, huh bub? Maybe if you're lucky it won't be the last time either.
>Smoke crawls up around the base of her hat as she snickers to herself quietly.
It's been a while since I've come here for a good killin', see? Just stay outta my way if you don't wanna get yourself murderized.
>>5972572
Time to paint the town red!
Off to sleep. Night comrades
>>5972634
and I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, don't make me one
>>5972643
It's going to end up great for the both of us! You'll see!
>>5972648
night
>>5972633
Kay. I got it. See ya.
>>5972634
Pronouns? Didn't take you to be that girl. Will calling you a guy make you feel any better, Yukine?
>>5972646
Eh, you're pretty much a cartoon though. Never did get a chance to watch much Western stuff.
>sighing, she tries to look at the girl's 'eyes'
I know a lot of things. What of it?
>>5972648
Di- I mean bye.
>>5972597
That's what they ALL say! Heck, I've even said that once or twice when I was spying on the Axis during World War Two! Still, because the hero's cool like that, he'll be sure to let it go...
I see, so THAT'S why I don't remember you all too much! Huh. That's kinda sad, honestly. Luckily for you, you got to meet the hero each time you visited, and that's a reward in of itself!
>>5972628
...
>Alfred sighs.
Well, at least you're not calling me names out LOUD. That's better than nothing, I guess. >>5972646
>Our hero puts his hands up in a defensive decision, giving her an uneasy glare.
Woah, woah, woah, dude, I don't want any trouble! I'm not gonna be in your way as long as you don't cross paths with the hero - does that sound like a plan? Haven't heard an accent like that in AGES, dude. Almost makes me tear up a little bit when I hear it...
>>5972648
G'night, Soviet!
>>5972689
Crap. The hero messed up the formatting.
>>5972669
Even in the best of circumstances, we'll be the final two and one of us will kill the other.
Sorry my internet is being bad like always.
Anyways, LET'S START!
>>5972572
I'm always ready
>>5972689
BITCH ASS NYUKKAAAAA
>>5972607
>
>>5972689
I mean, you s33m purretty cool! You have an amazing class as well, Hero is a hard one to get! I'm a Rogue of Heart, what are you a Hero of, nya?
>>5972705
These look handy, I think?
>>5972705
AL-FUCKING-READY!?
>>5972705
Sweet, a scythe! This'll turn out to be pretty useful in the future, I bet! Especially since it's Halloween!
>>5972714
Oh, hey, it's you again! I missed you! How's it been for ya, dude?
>>5972689
>she stops writing, looking up from her book
I'm waiting.
>>5972705
Hey. Wake up. Ah, forget it. I'll tell you another time.
>>5972685
But I am biologically a guy!
>>5972705
P-Please let me return home safe and sound.
>>5972593
>Let's you push him, but takes you with
Whatta we gonna do on the bed anon-chan?
>>5972705
If either of you two betray me, I'll make it worth my while to make sure that the rest of your existence is spent in pure agony, in this world and the next.
>>5972705
The-There's nothing wrong with leaving some of them alive...
A lot of bashing heads, quite literally. One ends up being fatal too!
>>5972705
Pretty neat mansion! I mean... Less neat to explore it alone, but...
>talking to myself
>realizes
>>5972685
>Nothing but two entirely empty sockets glaring right back at ya.
Well, I'm a little curious to know 'xactly how you're gettin' this information, but it doesn't matter. Don't need none of that for what I've got in mind for ya.
>>5972689
Hero, huh? Well, I'm not sayin' I've got anything against ya, but I'm not on the same page, see?
>Out of seemingly nowhere, she's now twirling a pistol in one of her gloved hands.
More of a villain actually. Murder's what I do best.
>>5972797
>Cheats.
>>5972705
>Is wearing Toriel's dress.
...I never agreed ta'this!
>>5972797
...I'm going to a different room!
>>5972797
What did the cat do to me? Did he return me home? Did it at least take responsibility?
>>5972827
>You walk into my room, where I'm jacking off and forgot to lock the door
What the fuck man?
>>5972708
Why do I want to fuck this worm?
>>5972842
The eyelashes
>>5972797
>
>>5972816
The fuck is you?
>>5972744
Alright then. But Yukine is far too girly for a name. Plus, you wouldn't want your old name, wouldn't you? How about Yuko?
>>5972797
>she opens a curtain, the sun shining through it
>>5972816
It's just me. Just for a hobby. Wanna see your page?
>>5972846
Why do I want to fuck those eyelashes?
Don't you think you're a bit too young to be doing such things with a log?
>>5972726
It's in the hero's blood to seem cool, even if he is a bit arrogant initially! What am I the hero of? That's not the first time I've heard that question, actually - I'm the hero of the United States of America! It's a hard life being the hero, lemme tell ya that much!
>>5972742
What, for the advice? Gimme a few more seconds, I'll think of some more...
>Alfred puts his hand on his chin, thinking to himself.
Hm. Make yourself seem like a good person to be with, as in appealing to him? I'm not exactly an expert in these topics, as you can already tell, but I've got a few ideas on how it works.
>>5972816
Ah. A villain. I wasn't hoping for this to happen, but it seems I have to put my money where my mouth is.
>Our hero shivers, putting his hands down.
Yeesh, and here I though RUSSIA was unsettling. Please tell me you aren't gonna shoot me any time soon - it hurts when you die, y'know? Not fun at all!
>>5972860
Cause they're feminine and you're desperate
>>5972838
Sorry!
>>5972874
Why am I desperate?
>>5972572
To be honest I'm not sure what I'm in for. You wouldn't happen to know if any of these people are agents, would you?
>>5972705
Alright, Thundercracker, it's halloween. Think. What scares humans besides yourself? Oh! Perfect!
>grabs the conveniently placed skelton and runs into the mansion
I'll be sure to save a bone or two for Buster. She'll love that!
But... uh, what kind of person builds mansions this huge? I need to remember to look him up later.
>>5972797
Oh no. How am I going to explain this to Faireborn?!
Calm yourself, Thundercracker, this situation isn't all bad. This might be the inspiration your screenplay needed!
it's high noon
>>5972866
Ssssshaddup!
>He stumbles and falls over.
>>5972842
KEK
>>5972883
That's a question for you to answer my man
>>5972797
Yeah... Possessed... Whould that be a good excuse?
>>5972866
Why do we have to run? It's a zombie, just bash it's head in, problem solved.
ben fischbein
>>5972883
You do this.
You're not exactly passing life's little tests with flying colors.
>>5972898
Bye kiddo!
>>5972866
Headless? Maybe because it was a freaking dragon! Fire's a no every time!
>>5972867
Then tell me already.
>despairs despairingly
>>5972928
I heard it was a fucking dragon
>>5972930
>Cums fuckingly
>All over your face
>Eeewwww
>>5972866
I was just making silly noises. I didn't think that would happen.
>>5972930
>>5972938
Freaking. Fucking. It's all the same to me and it breathes fire. Forget that.
>>5972955
A lot of the tributes went to the basement today, and the majority of them were actually successful.
Huh, whoever would've guessed.
>>5972930
>kills you
>>5972851
Does it matter? Buzz off pal, before I give ya some lead for your troubles.
>>5972853
Stalkin' and creepin', huh? I don't need to see none of that. If I get real curious I'll be readin' it once I'm done lootin' your corpse, ya see?
>>5972867
Heh.
>She stops twirling, aiming the barrel right at ya.
Well, it might not be any fun for you, bub, but what does that matter?
>>5972853
No I want my name! I NEED MY NAME!
>>5972973
I think I discovered my new favorite monster!
>pets the goat monster
>>5972955
>>5972966
Are we playing a game of dice?
>>5972973
I like a lotta monsters, 'cause a lotta them are my friends! What about you?!
>>5972867
...Uniped Stapes? I don't think I've heard of that one. Must be an expansion pack, or something... Huh.
Anyways, what powers does being the Hero of Unitad Starts grant you?
>>5972973
Y-You didn't have to do this to prove you're a-an asshole... I kewn that already...
>>5972973
Criminy, it sounds like somebody is murdering Chopin in there...
>>5972996
>Is pet.
...!
What happened to TND? Has he finally defected to /erp/ for good?
>>5972979
You wanna fight me you bitch ass nyukka?
Cause you just called 1800-whoopaniggasass and that ain't a toll free, nyukka.
>steps on ya kicks
>>5972998
>>5973024
I'm... sort-of a monster in ways. But don't tell anyone that, my new little goat friend.
>>5972973
Could just be an egg. People always eat them so we never seen this stage before.
>>5972979
Why would you wanna kill me?
>taking out her lollipop, she begins to spin it
Would be a giant waste of time, you know.
>>5972988
Alright Yukine. You'll make a great boy someday.
>>5973026
he od'd and lost his house
Well, that was pretty ironic if I say so myself.
So a dark god disguised as a cat and a log walk down the streets discussing the normal, every day things...
... There's supposed to be a punchline, but I just can't think of one.
>>5973041
But...you look like a human?
Goodnight
>>5973077
Sleep tight.
>>5972928
Yeesh, gimme a second, dude. The principles of love are simple - if you seem appealing, the person will take interest in you, right? If you have the attributes he looks for, he'll take an interest in you, not counting emotional attachments and the such.
...That's only one thing I know about love, however, but that's the basic foundation of it, I believe.
>>5972979
...
>He begins to shake, looking side to side, before also pulling out a gun in a similar fashion to pic related, grinning all the while,
Look, dude, I'm not looking for any trouble. It's been a while since the Wild West days, but if we're gonna have a standoff, I'll be happy to partake in it, y'know? Call it a hunch, but I think it's gonna be a good time for everyone.
>>5973005
Expansion pack? If an entire continent is an expansion pack, then I guess you can call it that! Well, for Europe, I bet it was!
Powers? Super strength, and the power to not have heart attacks after eating ten Big Macs in rapid succession! Now, doesn't THAT sound like an amzing perk? Truthfully, it's totally useful!
>>5973026
Laptop broke
>>5973071
I dont like where this is going
>>5973040
>Gives you a new pair of glasses.
>Made of bullets, of course.
>>5973062
For the fun of it. Why else? If ya know so much about me you should know that much, bub.
>>5973090
>She pulls the trigger. Her gun wasn't loaded.
>She snickers, taking a drag of her cigar.
Is that what ya think?
>>5973101
I want to fuck this dragon
>>5973118
You think that, but I just learned something new today: it's the eyelashes.
>>5973062
What do you mean some day!?
Getting pushed down by a cat? That's just embarrassing now.
>>5973115
>smacks them outta your hand
Get that shit outta my face lil nyukka
>>5973071
What kind of person glues candy to the ground..?
>>5973077
Goodnight Subaru, rest well.
>>5973173
It's weird to think under this mask that's what I look like..
>>5973115
>Our hero just bursts into laughter, putting the gun back into its holster.
What else would I be thinking? I haven't seen any duels like that in, like, a century, dude! If you wanna be like that, the hero'll be happy to oblige~!
>>5973173
OUCH.
I'm voting for Donald Trump because I hate niggers, wetbacks, mudslimes, and dirty fucking liberals.
I'm ready to make America great again.
>And now I've got to go again. I always pick the worst times to start rp.
>>5973173
Well, I just saw you lying around lifeless, so... minus the details, welcome back to life!
>>5973090
Those are very, uh... Unique powers, I guess? When I'm Godtier I can make things appear out of thin air! As long as I know what they look like and how their molecular content functions.
Pretty cool, right?
>>5973173
It's not a costuuuume!
>>5973071
Thanks. My costume's... eh, I'm still trying to figure it out.
>>5973077
Later Subaru.
>>5973090
Guess that makes sense.I don't know how to find those attributes.
>>5973115
Once you get like that, everything will be boring eventually.
>>5973164
I thought it was clear. You're a boy now so you'll grow into a man.
>>5973173
I'm amazed at my self control.
>she kicks the body
Didn't even wound him.
>>5973201
It's cool. Again. See ya. I always will.
>>5973201
Oi, you met the hero, and that's better than nothing! See ya later, dude!
>>5973208
Ooh, just like how I can summon fast food out of thin air! That sounds like an amzing ability, dude! If only I was a scientist so I could laugh along with ya... It really does sound cool, but how does it work, exactly?
>>5973224
Well, it's time for comparisons, I guess. If the person he's interested in has, for example, long hair, then if you grow long hair, then he'll take interest in you, right? I'm pretty sure that's how it goes!
>>5973259
... thicc
>>5973199
Me too
>>5973199
At least you're honest with yourself
Just a large string of bad luck tonight. That's all I can say.
>>5973199
Perfect. Now throw in the cancer that's feminism and we got a deal.
>>5973265
Eh? What did you say, Anon?
>>5973276
You can't be TOO careful, you realise.
>>5973133
Nah, I want to fuck that dragon.
>>5973118
Sorry, but no
I have a great husband and 3 sons (2 males, 1 female)
Also, I hate humans
>>5973259
I cut it short because he liked it that way. Among other reasons but for that too.
>>5973276
Who brings a gun to a kid's face? I blame Soviet.
>>5973276
>the Captain knocks Rogue of Heart out, dragging her body back into a van. The captain drives away.
call me: Hans Günsche...
>>5973276
>dreaming about tripping on air and dying tomorrow
>>5973276
Ugh! You're getting other people to scare me now too?!
>>5973317
KAITO!
>>5973259
I can summon food too, but it doesn't taste too good. As fur how it works...
I don't know. It just happens when I concentrate real hard, you know? But I'm not very good at it, since I still have a long way to go befur I master my Godtier powers.
This is some ol' bullshit.
I'm leavin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCe2VZ_Rm0A
>>5973292
How about now?
>>5973343
Never trust a dragon.
>>5973343
C'mon, Alfred, live! Live!
>>5973352
>>5973356
Kek
>>5973298
Alright, so my example was completely wrong. Perhaps... Well, it was an example, but if he's looking for specific attributes, then adapting them would be a good idea if you could.
>>5973320
Ooh, it was a joke! But... I dunno what "thicc" is, though. You talkin' 'bout thickshakes or something?
>>5973335
My burgers always appear in a wrapper, which is always a good thing, dude! Either way, the hero bets that you'll be, like, a SUPER real awesome magician or whatever! Trust me, I have, like, a brother for a magician - I could always ask him to teach you if you're interested in mastering your Godtier powers! Call it a heroic hunch! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5973341
See ya later, dude!
>>5973343
>>5973358
Eh? Oh! I'm supposed to be dead? I-I mean, blergh...
>>5973341
I don't blame you, this place and the brothel are boring as hell right now.
>>5973224
but you said I'd make a great boy...
>>5973326
Yes?
>>5973343
But.. I don't have a heart.
"is time to sleep for me"
"goodnight"
If everyone is a football playing king in space, then it's not a special thing anymore.
Fuck's sake.
>>5973409
You got a virus in the system.
has anyone played Glenn from TWD? I was thinking of picking him up :^)
>>5973421
Sleep tight.
odds sleep
evens stay up
>>5973422
A virus?.. Why do you say that?
>>5973397
Welcome to the average day.
>>5973430
You might need a spatula scraper at this point. :3
>>5973478
You said you would make a great boy some day! I know it's true!
IT'S THE FEAST!
>>5973459
Good night, anon.
>Kissu
>>5973461
Haha, I wish I was a lot of people's big brother, it's fun.
>>5973503
Wait, she's getting a sex change?
>>5973511
You can be my unofficial big brother.
Even though I'm 2 years older.
>>5973492
Bleh... this place so freaking dry, it hurts just breath in this air.
Also, this place is too filled with nice people... makes you wonder why...
>>5973510
...But I thought you guys liked me...
>>5973534
It's nice to be nice!
>>5973503
You know you'll make a good boy one day? It always good to know what you want.
>>5973512
Isn't it great for her? I mean him?
>>5973545
Why are you getting a sex change?
>>5973481
I dunno, it made sense!
>>5973538
>Pets
They might've just been busy.
>>5973554
Eh? I'm not getting one. Yukine is.
>>5973461
Yeah! Malts taste pretty nice, I gotta admit--
...
A-Are you calling me fat, Brian?
>>5973478
I know. I was just giving you ideas, even if the hero's a bit dense on this topic, y'know? Just... I'm dumb, but I'm not COMPLETELY stupid, believe it or not.
>>5973577
I knew he wanted to be a girl one day.
>>5973584
No not at all, I was making a joke based on the absurdity of the statement! Your figure belies your diet
>>5973528
That's.. I don't think it works that way, I'd still be the little brother.
>>5973575
If that's true then I apparently have two.. This is getting out of hand.
>>5973544
For you people it is. Being too nice makes you look like a chump, and is easy to trick nice people.
Not too mention... it makes you boring. There's no mystery in a nice person.
>>5973534
Ironic right?
Dang. Well, there's always next time.
>>5973538
I would've helped ya out.
>>5973604
Pretty please? For when I feel down or lonely and wish I was young again, need a guiding hand?
>>5973598
O-Oh! That's... That's sweet, I guess. Sorry for getting a bit sensitive there, I was just... Anyway, thickshakes taste pretty nice, wouldn't you agree?
>>5973575
Probably.
>>5973613
Had'ya not died, I believe ya.
>>5973545
That's not what I meant! I'm a guy and I'm not showing you, pervert!
>>5973632
I believe a little brother can do that, what's to say they can't?
Just an FYI, Eggman-Kun is still alive.
>>5973668
Well, since you're taller, big will be referring to height, its a psychological thing. Also, I need to sleep now big bro. Night
>>5973584
Smart enough to understand sarcasm at least. Let's stop talking about this. We're getting nowhere.
>>5973586
Yay for her. Give her three cheers.
>>5973664
Who said anything about showing me something? I think you got more problems than being a girl.
>>5973673
Why is Araragi so stupid?
>>5973612
Heck yeah it is. But i'll tell you this... I like this place because some of the people here got standard, and isn't a bunch of radish fuckers like the brothel.
>>5973666
And that's true. Smart people tend to be nice to idiots that can't see through their deception.
It's a neat trick.
This is about the time I start skipping the peace. And speeding up the game if my internet allows it.
>>5973711
Whatever! I'm a guy! I swear I'm a guy! I'm not like some kind of reverse trap detective!
>>5973666
Honestly? People without sweet tooths would dislike 'em, but I wouldn't really wanna be associated with people like those. G'night, dude!
>>5973711
The hero's not dense. We'll stop talking about it, but I'm still gonna be brainstorming ideas on how to get this done.
...What else can we talk about, anyway?
WINNER NEXT SLIDE.
TIME TO PLACE THE BETS EVERYONE.
>>5973666
Nighto.
>>5973753
Tsk tsk tsk. Quite specific denial, dudette.
>>5973794
Probably be the egg guy again. If only I had money.
>>5973775
I don't know. I don't talk with people that often.
What's his name again, HG?
>>5973802
Funny... Well, the topics we could talk about you already know of, correct? Like the birthdays coming up and the such? I mean, you know my name despite me not knowing yours, so it's only safe to assume that you know about those, too...
>>5973821
Slim Shady
>>5973802
I'm a full on guy! Stop teasing me, asshole!
>>5973794
Fucking Eggman-kun.
>>5973846
>Stop teasing me asshole
Buttpirate
What the fuck mang
>>5973867
>even after putting in a comma I knew you fucking would
GG
NO
RE
>>5973880
>when am i gonna get a win goddammit
>>5973835
Nah. Didn't really pay attention to that.
>>5973846
Alright. I'm getting tired anyway.
>>5973880
Really wish I had money.
>>5973880
Called it. Eggman-kun kills people and eats their faces for breakfast, DDD.
>>5973883
How couldn't I?
>>5973897
Maybe when you learn to kill the fucking dogs first.
end
>>5973890
Congrats!
>>5973915
Thanks for hosting!
>>5973897
>You've won TB twice, Capra. You've had your fun.
>>5973890
Congrats, Eggman-kun! Do you win a lot or something?
Also, thanks for hosting and letting me play!
>>5973678
Ah, alright then little bro? Goodnight, rest well.
>>5973915
Congratulations Eggman-Kun!
Thank you very much for hosting Saki!
>>5973915
Nice job egg. Thanks Saki.
>>5973899
Oh! Well, on the 26th and the 27th, it's gonna be Taiwan's and Austria's birthdays, respectively! Turkey's is on the 29th, too! It was originally gonna be secret, but...
>>5973915
Congrats to Eggman-kun, and thanks for hosting, bro!
>>5973899
Well I'm a boy so you better get tired of it.
>>5973915
Maybe next time
>>5973966
You think this will be enough?
>she gets petted
I guess it was.
>>5973940
You gonna do anything here during them?
>>5973948
Nah, I could keep going with that. I'm like actually tired.
>>5974020
then sleep, stupid
>>5974035
I'll sleep when I want to, brat.
>>5974020
I mean, obviously! I was considering asking everyone here to sing "Happy Birthday" whenever a country's birthday pops up, but... Eh, I'll consider it. You'd definitely want to be here on Turkey's birthday, that's for sure~
>>5974035
>>5974055
*Staaaaare*
>>5974068
There's nothing worth staring at, Kaito. At least not when I'm with him.
>>5974056
You sound like a tool when you do that~ Prob won't be there.
>>5974082
At least tools are useful. Eh, I tried to be cheeky and suspicious, but it seems like I'm gonna have to work on that, now won't I? Anyway, Soviet REALLY doesn't like Turkey. At all. Like, if you came here on the day, his reaction would be priceless - that's from my perspective, anyway.
I have a bad habit of saying I'll do things and then not doing them.
>>5974141
Are you me?
>>5974055
Well you said you're tired so go find a bed
>>5974068
what?
>>5974141
Did I write this?
>>5974161
>kissu
>>5974168
>gasp
Matsuda-kun?
>Ryouko
>>5974185
Think of this, Ryouko. Would Matsuda-Kun kiss you without calling you an idiot, a useless woman and trash atleast a dozen times each?