/sug/ Steven Universe General - human edition
Last Thread: >>5959033
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5966528
Jasper is fat
UGLY ASS LITTLE PECKER
>>5966528
Jasper is cat
Here we go.
BALDING
Lappy makes me happy
>>5966568
I wanna pet that pussy
I bet there is a lot of good in you Indexer
>>5966578
>>5966578
>>5966528
I'm writing SU fapfiction.
“Ah, Mistress…make me your whore!” Jamie cried.
“You already are, pet.” Rose growled ardently into Jamie’s ear as she thrust into his small behind, Jamie still in her lap.
“Ufufufu…such a naughty ass…” Rose murmured. “I’ll stuff it full and then fill it to the brim with cream <3.”
>>5966591
Don't quit your day job.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5966613
>>5966613
Whichever of you lapisfags posts firsts gets the D
>>5966591
Awful.
You should do more.
I mean, you certainly are patient and DEFINITELY capable of putting passion into your work.
>>5966631
what an honor! are you the same anon who spammed mosquito posts
hey
does anybody know where my quarter went?
Wheres Steven, he said we would fuse yesterday but he wasn't home.
>>5966666
A FUCKING LEAF
>>5966678
Up your ass.
>>5966682
Connie still cares about Steven?
>>5966678
You mean this one?
Of course, who am I to say such things Indexer, I barely know you. But I tend to have faith in people.
>>5966621
looks like Amy's wearing
NOTHING AT ALL
lapiven
>>5966747
Stupid Sexy Amethyst
>>5966752
Just fucking do it already.
>>5966717
Only when we fuse~
>>5966578
Do I anon? do I make you happy?
>>5966666
>>5966717
He's just sex meat to her now
No competition for a mother's touch
>>5966790
>>5966666
Achecked
>>5966792
>>5966802
Or pearl's lips
>>5966815
>Sapphire dying
No
>>5966844
I don't even know if you read these posts. Oh well. I'd like to see one of your old drawings though, one day.
>>5966362
kill yourself
>>5966610
kill yourself
isslap bnendnig wewn
>>5966916
When Lapis askes Garnet to unfuse, just to fug another member of BD's court.
>>5966903
>>5966911
sometimes I kinda admire you for your effort.
What do Pearl's lips taste like /sug/? I mean before she started eating maggots
>>5966959
rose is stinky furry
>>5966916
w e w n
>>5966986
Rose's semen
>>5966528
>implying Lapis wouldn't be the whitest bitch there.
>>5966695
kill yourself
>>5967007
What does Rose's semen taste like /sug/?
>>5967025
Blue Gems are all sluts
>>5967030
>>5967036
Sweet and marvelous
I had the last 30 or so sug threads open in a window
and chrome crashed
and I lost them
>>5967039
yes
>>5967039
>>5967050
t. Pearl
>>5966818
i don't get this, is it supposed to be jaspearl
>>5967052
desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>>5967035
You again. My friend!
>>5967080
Not everything is shipping, you fucking tool.
>>5967052
you deserved it
>>5967096
Keg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y52t8MYPzo
>>5967080
Pretty sure it's the Jasper that appears in the flashback
>>5967052
There was nothing you could do.
>>5967096
i just don't know what it's supposed to mean and why jasper's teeth and eyes are there
>>5967015
>White Lapis
No.
>>5967036
Semen and botfly eggs
>>5967086
Thanks I didn't know about that somehow. I thought someone had said trash wasn't archived but I guess I forgot desu.
>>5967117
Why though
In a friendly fight, would Jasper get her ass kicked by Pearl or would Jasper win without putting much of an effort
What does Doctor Maheswaran's asshole taste like /sug/?
>>5967219
>>5967155
Quick little tid bit.
You might go to sleep and realize a /trash/ thread was over and died at the last post you were on.
Only way to go past that is if you go to the archive sites.
But on a board where archiving is a feature, you'll be able to skim the thread you missed instead of having to rely on desuarchive.
>The more you don't need to know
>>5967231
I hope you're joking
>>5967237
Curry
>>5966783
kill yourself
>>5967237
Connie's spit
>>5967252
Am not honestly. I think Pearl has the brains and strategy but Jasper isn't an idiot like Sugilite
>>5967251
I have it auto-update so that only effects images
>>5967015
http://orig05.deviantart.net/3664/f/2016/182/3/f/dot_made_a_friend_by_butterflyblossoms-da8fdk4.png
kill yourself
Wouldjalookit that, new jaspphire!
>>5967052
kill yourself
>>5967155
>>5967052
For why?
>>5967277
Why didn't Sugilite use future vision? Does she even have it?
>>5967095
http://orig01.deviantart.net/e1b8/f/2015/211/7/2/i_just_wanted_to_make_lolita_by_hyperhugz-d92yavp.png
kill yourself
>>5967052
Why do you care so much about /sug/trash/ threads, they're all the same thing with the same content
>>5967277
kill yourself
>>5967327
Maybe he wanted to reread the rewrite of Pearls Nasty Clam
>>5967327
Actually i'd care too, considering draw requests and stuff.
>>5967358
Correct
>>5966528
are they related
>>5967347
>implying I didn't post that image so you would repost the bigger version that I was looking for
You're just a slave indexer
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/790333678383603712
>>5967322
Welcome to hell.
>>5967319
Sapphire's voice in Sugilite is practically silenced by Ruby and Amethyst's excitement and hot blood.
To bald
>>5967417
Or not to bald? That is the question
>>5967383
Looks like Steven if he dyed his hair red
>>5967434
It's Smoky Quartz
>>5967383
is this a pink diamond leak
>>5967347
Indexer, what are your hobbies?
>>5967474
>indexer
>hobbies
>>5967498
Still awful
>What did you just say about me?
>>5966560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5967498
>all gems join forces to convince steven to PUT HIS DICK IN IT
>>5967515
>>/mlp/
>>5967515
"You look like a hippo and I sharted in your coffee"
>>5967403
http://orig01.deviantart.net/10a3/f/2016/254/c/5/sapphy_by_butterflyblossoms-dahcrfy.png
kill yourself
>>5967515
SLUT
>>5967515
Your hair looks like a piece of SHIT
Its almost as bad as your personality, or lack of one.
>>5967515
you're cute and I wanna get to know you.
Hey guys wall anon back from a restaurant
So I'm in this restaurant with my family including my granny from that story a few weeks ago and her friend
so we're nearing our dinner and there's this halloween shop next door
Before this (like, weeks ago) my step sister had told me at some point she saw a pearl costume in a halloween store, so i was hoping I'd be able to find one, not sure what I'd do if I did
anyways I tell my family I want to go to the halloween store
and my step sister blurts out that I want to find a Pearl costume
my mom and step dad then give me the weirdest fucking look
"he wouldn't wear that."
meanwhile I'm smiling like an idiot and just looking to the side while they stare at me
Unfortunately by the time we got out the store had closed just 11 minutes earlier
so rip
everybody loves pearl
>>5967694
Me too
>>5967694
I support the Pearl harem.
>>5967686
no more
>>5967696
i hope it's peridot
>>5967696
And what is this supposed to be
>tfw /sug/ is literally the asshole of 4chan
>>5967686
you're adorkable.
>>5967686
You wouldn't wear that would you?
>>5967743
you could not possibly be that new.
>>5967696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleseAAmUKw
Kekking, but fuck you.
>>5967686
fag
>>5967775
Hmm
I probably would've tried it on if I got one
I could have taken it to amsterdam
if you know that story
>>5967780
you really are cute.
>>5967798
..you've been to amsterdam? only been there a few weeks back.
>>5967417
kill yourself
>>5967820
thanks!
Also what I was referring to was when I had this idea that well I'm going to amsterdam in april regardless of anything and that there's nothing really stopping me from getting a prostitute to wear a pearl costume
of course, that's probably not going to happen
>>5967829
>>5967423
kill yourself
>>5967798
I live in Amsterdam. when did you visit?
>>5967696
Lapis, please.
>>5967855
I will be visiting in April
I'll make sure to bring my pillow and wall
just look around for a guy wearing a pearl shirt
>>5967843
>fucking prostitutes
>ever
>>5967843
oh yes, the famous red lights district. There's also a museum of prostitution. Iirc there is a wall on which people can pin their kinky secrets; man that was a fun read. It was almost like a physical confessions thread.
>>5967694
>>5967889
It was just something I considered
probably a bad idea but also the only chance I'd ever get to do it, while I'm still interested in pearl at least
>>5967696
where'd you get dis
>>5967894
I should go there and put up a pearl picture from my wall
brilliant
>>5967874
I'll be keeping an eye out for you
>>5967855
>>5967874
oh boy, I ship it.
>>5967924
Just don't rape, stab, or mug me and we good
>>5967900
Sure go ahead if you want to contract an STI
>>5967686
>>5967937
'no'
>>5967938
If for fun I'd wear a Pearl shirt too. So look out for another guy wearing a Pearl shirt
>>5967887
If Ruby and Sapphire's permafusion status can be likened to their marriage, then what Jasper was asking for here was pretty much a marriage proposal
At that point, she'd probably be malachite for the rest of her days if she could. As she said, she pities that no one she fuses with ever STAYS
Is Rebecca rich?
don't come to Amsterdam, we're full
t. Dutchfag
>>5968028
Too bad I'm coming to your country
for a week
>>5967921
be sure to make a pic if possible
>>5968028
what is with this "t." meem i keep seeing recently
How do you do fellow comrades?
>>5968039
>t. newfag
>>5968039
It means something in Finish
>>5968039
"signed"
>>5968037
Oh definitely
Should I just post a screencap of one of my stories lol
>>5968013
I'm not promising anything but I think it would be fun
>>5968039
typical
>>5968084
Yeah it could be really cool or really awkward
or I get murdered
>>5968048
yбить ceбя peтapдoм
I was looking through my fan art folders and found this neat-looking turnaround. Though I can't find the person who originally made it.
>>5968048
>>5968113
Yeah, or that
>>5968123
It's literally the only result on GRIS
>>5968105
>>5968123
>>5968153
I used GRIS and not a single thing showed up.
Post your rare Stevens
>>5968151
Yo I got a discord server
wanna chat?
reminder that Jasper will become a werecorruption, season 4 is forgettable, and season 5 is going to suck ass
>>5968195
>>5968209
You're basically saying werewolf Jasper will be a disappointment, because that's s4 or s5
>>5968196
I'm actually really shy but sure
>>5966528
STOP MAKING EVERYONE NIGGERS
>>5968209
She is literally pulling all of this out of thin air since she can actually use camp pining hearts as a joke. due to how shit our schedule is.
>>5968195
>>5968234
Aww don't worry about it
We got tablet anon too, it's pretty cool
Anyways this link is one time use so be quick: https://discord.gg/Xjg9V
>>5968305
>>5968305
source please?
>>5968195
fuck you im the original stevn
>>5968162
>tfw windows can't handle 70k files in a single folder
I couldn't find this image by any means because the folder index is fucked to hell somehow, I thought I had replaced it with a bigger version but it really just couldn't do a proper query
jesus
>>5968261
I'm not going to deny it, I feel a little overwhelmed so forgive me if I'm quiet
>>5968416
It's alright
We could just pm if you like
>>5966762
>>5968437
It's fine. Just... a lot of people. But it's almost 4 am here so I'll be headed to bed. Good night
>>5968350
Indexer's autism has finally bested his computer
>>5968008
Does CN give leads royalties?
>>5968350
lol what it totally can
>>5966528
STOP MAKING EVERYONE BROWN YOU AUTIST
>>5968261
The fuck is a discord?
Pearl is poofed. What do you do?
>>5968772
An antagonist from the second season of Friendship is magic voiced by John Delancie
>>5968751
>tumblr grabber
please share
>>5968783
Keep her wrapped in a blanket and read stories to her
Whats with /sug/ when it's on /trash/ and why is it always so fucking decadent
>>5967696
Looks like he's holding a leaf so maybe Lapis
>>5968783
Put her in a bag and tie it closed
>>5967986
>Saltshaker.gif
>>5968783
Put her in a bottle of Rogaine
She kinda needs it
>>5968814
So, skype 2.0
I've heard about this for a while and some of it is not positive.
Sounds like it's taking over skype's cancer that killed said software.
>>5968783
use her to commit ethnic cleansing
>>5968753
>Lapis is a Pacific Islander
>>5968857
It's pretty good
myself (wall anon) am on there with my server and a bunch of other people
it's pretty good
>>5968783
Swallow her, I'm not into vore, I just wanna die.
>>5968886
What a painful way to die.
>>5968861
>amethyst's lips somehow means she's black when actually it's just because she's a fatty
>lapis has no identifying racial features
>peridot has no identifying racial features
>>5968909
I am aware
>>5968886
but she can't reform inside tho
>>5968941
uh
>>5968783
Bite down on that lost, defective jawbreaker
>>5968486
The zine was made long after cn split up the seasons
>>5968783
I'd shove her down my urethra and push her into my testicles, where she would reform, covering her in blood and gore, my tested hanging like spectacles on her nose, my vas deference acting as the bridge and my testicles as the lenses. The skin of my scrotum would be stretched around her neck, and her hair would tickle my bladder as my penis flopped lazily on the back of her neck. My blood would run down her pristine face in streams, and I would cum one last time before my castration took full effect.
>>5968886
So pearl would be wearing your skin. You want to be reborn as pearl then?
>>5968783
>>5968997
I love how they draw pearl
although it's a bit of a weird pic it's still nice
>>5968753
>>5968972
Yeah and the zine doesn't mention s5 as anon said, only up to s4
>>5967696
lars
>>5968975
Now this is why I come on 4chan
>>5969034
The absolute mad man
>>5969029
wish i knew the artist
>>5969067
We could probably find it with some reverse image searching
>>5969034
>"ooga booga, were all da buff quartzes at"
>>5969067
>Pearl poops Connie
>Connie literally becomes a poo in the loo
>>5969059
>Jasper
here's stevonnie
>>5969097
holy shit
>>5968926
kill yourself
>>5969083
pretty sure it was a drawfag on /aco/ or /d/
>>5969117
It's kinda gross looking
>>5969139
Oh really
I still love the way they draw that pearl
mhmmm nice
guess were not finding that artist
not easily at least
>>5969117
>This exists
>There's even more
I fucking hate this fandom
>>5969172
kill yourself
Would you watch an episode entirely centered on Connie's family?
If so, would you hate it?
>>5969205
Would be better than onion gang (and looobc imo)
>>5969117
Thats just teen Steven post sex change
>>5969183
Tumblr was a cancer that shouldn't have attached itself to this show.
>>5969205
1. Yes
2. I hope not
>>5969218
ITS RUBY AND SAPPHIRES GAY FAULT
>>5969205
Actually that sounds like it has potential, so long as it's not townie tier shit plot.
>>5969225
3. kill yourself
So since we all know that Ashly zburch will voice the mystery girl do you think that it will happen this year or that she only started recording recently and that it happens in about a year.
>>5969217
not nearly ripped enough to be. it looks more like teen connie after she took testosterone to become a guy. and glued a jewel to her belly button.
>>5969252
> Mystery girl show up again
fuck me and fuck that i might drop the show
>>5969239
It wasn't gay. Only became gay after Ruby and sapphire and all the tumblrinas went crazy
>>5969252
proof? never saw her say she'll voice her?
>>5969283
Delusion isn't healthy.
>>5969302
I can't wait to see more Smoky cosplays.
>>5969345
o god, i thought Pearl cosplayers were bad.
>>5969345
Kimberly Brooks has really let herself go
>>5969310
That's not gay. They're just dancing
>>5969399
Well that's some good bait.
Arrivederci.
>>5969345
NOPE
>>5967696
onion
How long do you guys think we'll have to wait till we're gonna get more regular release episodes or a bomb? Is there any chance for something in January?
This hiatus is killing me and I don't think 2 specials are going to be enough.
>>5969422
>Sapphire wearing her gloves to the beach
Ew, but what if sand gets in them.
>>5969382
>>5969422
You never seen two people dance before or what?
>>5969445
Probably, I heard this hiatus isn't going to be as long, I can't really remember where the rumor came from though.
>>5969445
Nothing to say on that really but I would like to say that I haven't even enjoyed the last 6 or so episodes of the show so I honestly don't care about the hiatus and knowing that mystery girl is going to come back actually want that to be as delayed as possible
>>5969382
Considering what smokey actually looks like, it's not a bad cosplay.
>>5969201
>>5969432
Bob has gained a few pounds it seems, you would think baseball would help with that but i guess not.
>>5969399
Do you normally make o-faces when dancing with same sex friends?
>>5969432
that amy looks great
>>5969495
If I were a professional dancer I'd get as into it as possible
>>5967696
Its going to be some peice of shit joke guys
he probably dropped a pumpkin dog or some shit
fucking pussy
>>5969432
That Amethyst ain't half-bad
>>5969495
Pearl is an overly sensitive disgusting thirsty slutbag
>>5969490
kill yourself
>>5967237
Fat, cluster, dick.
>>5969550
FUCK YOU FAGGOT nothing wrong with edits
>>5969571
it's garbage
kill yourself
>>5967298
Noice. Gem smooches?
>>5969428
I identify lapiis from artist to artist by their hair
>>5967696
It looks all lumpy.
It's the pumpkin dog that's all mushed.
>>5969628
No, j-aspidot or whoever keeps making art for that "Jaspidot as Rupphire" AU
>>5969634
When is Lapis gonna forcefully kidnap Sapphire in an attempt to deal a fatal blow to homeworld by fusing.
>>5969634
It looks like she's shaking a water tendril up her transparent skirt
I wouldn't put it past her
>>5969717
*snaking
>>5969205
Priyanka Maheswaran: Cluster Whisperer.
>>5969682
This, the little shit won't last more than 15 minutes
>>5969782
>>5969550
Lets do dis.
>>5969782
>>5969789
>>5969792
>click and drag
i got green
>>5969811
i want to shatter steven
>>5969835
Why are you so filled with hate for Steven?
>>5966528
>Incoming shit theory
Lapis, Peridot, and Peedee will end up in a love triangle similiar to Rose, Pearl, and Greg.
>>5967493
is that the photoshop bg? How does this sort of thing happen?
>>5969872
>Peedee
Something smells fishy about this post.
>>5969868
I don't have any hate for him, it's just fun to shitpost. He is just fine, don't worry you silly billy.
>>5969868
Steven is a fucking boner
>>5969901
I don't know if I can believe you anymore.
But that is fair.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU STEVEN, GET OVER HERE AND FUSE WITH ME BEFORE I BECOME LESBO LIKE THE REST OF THE CAST
>>5969935
That's fine, i understand
buddy o' pal
>>5968783
>>5969919
Excuse me, wat? Explain yourself anon
>>5969959
Fine I believe you
>>5969961
Steven is a boner
That's right, I said it
>>5969957
kill yourself
>>5969985
>>5969868
He is sort of an idiot. Idk if he should be shattered though thats a little harsh.
>>5969985
That doesn't explain anything!
>>5970001
>off by one from quads
PATHETIC
>>5969979
Alright cool, i'm glad we were able to resolve this in a civil manner.
>>5969998
Kill yourself
>>5970017
off by 17 from quads
d i s g u s t i n g
>>5969796
When will Becky start her own religion?
>>5970054
>off by 54 from quads
Completely
I r r e l e v a n t
>>5970089
>off by 89 from quads
kys
>>5970080
She did in 2013
>>5970100
>duds
nice
>>5970100
>getting dubs when you could've gotten quads
Rot
>>5969957
>>5969998
>>5970042
>>5970110
>duds
You're a dud for missing those trips
>>5970089
>off by one from dubs
I N S I G N I F I C A N T
>>5970001
I think hes using the other definition of boner
>>5969499
It's honestly one of the better Amethysts I've seen. Most of them are pretty bad.
>>5970140
>40
>not even a cool number like 85
>>5970054
>>5970162
>not getting 85
>>5970183
>also not getting 85
>>5970131
At this point its just best to make the image 3.9 MBs, do that for every image and then watch the site burn
>>5970054
her face not small enough
>>5970162
>>5970183
>>5970191
>Not getting anything at all
>>5969245
I think I'm just going to keep posting, actually.
>>5970131
K I L L
Y O U R S E L F
Could Connie possibly handle it's GIRTH?
>>5970217
You have Future Vision!
Use it, you three-eyed warmachine!
>>5970217
>trying so hard and getting not far at all but in the end it doesnt even matter
>>5970232
>>5970232
>>5970202
If you filled a thread with 251 images at 4MB each on /trash/, it'd still be less than 2 regular threads on /gif/
consensual sapphire fisting
>>5970162
ikr
dubs I don't go over my paper again
nothing special I go over it again
trips I REALLY go over it again
>>5970360
go over it again
>>5970340
>limp ineffective dainty aristocrat mitts
>not massive multicolor sausage fans
>>5970360
GO OVER IT AGAIN YOU LAZY DICK.
>>5970387
>the water arms that repelled Garnet
>better yet, Malachite's fingers
Indexer I just wanted to say that I don't appreciate your efforts.
Posting the same image again and saying kill yourself over and over doesn't help anyone
>>5970360
Go over it again anyway, you little shit.
>>5970218
Ew those proportions are all off. Disgusting.
>>5969886
Peedee, not yellowtail.
>>5970488
I got nothing special so I am. It's a first draft so it's not that big a deal anyway. It only counts for class participation.
>>5967515
You're a shit character that only exists to make up for an absence of good character development in Pearl.
Yes, I'm mad