Taking 24 entrants now. Will bar anybody who I deem a threat

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>>5957666
Realistic Spike

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>>5957666
Rika

When was the last time you actually did bar someone? The Russian hordes don't count.

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Australian fucker

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Orihara Izaya

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Maria and Harusame

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>>5957666
Patchouli

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>>5957674
Two out of three of the most prominent Australians here are male. Are you admitting something, Ocelot?

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>>5957666
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>5957666
KYM-Tan the Spike-nutter

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Kana

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>>5957666
Ririchiyo

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>>5957681
There is no male and female there, only bitches

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Velvet Scarlatina
I'm gonna threaten your agenda. Stop me.

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>>5957684
The Spike whatter?

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Raditz

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Baki Hanma

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Tomoe Mami

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>>5957688
And Kangaroos.

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>>5957666
Kenshiro

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>>5957690
Nutter.
>gives nuts

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Steve and his best mate Bob the croc

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>>5957697
Especially kangaroos...

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>>5957666
Rachnera

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Australian pussy slayer

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Lee Yong Jin

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Australian

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>>5957660
How irrational of you. But it's something you never learnt so I can't blame you.
Ah.... These should do....
>after a miute or two, she finally has the books necessary. She struggles a little to carry the stack back to the tables.
Just.. .give me a second..

>>5957653
Such a simple request! Fair enough, I can put you to work then. I do hope you enjoy this as much as you're expecting.

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Irisviel von Einzbern

>>5957705
10/10 would adopt, refurbish my attic and let her live there as my own daughter.

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>>5957700
Um.. Thanks?
>Spike eats the nuts one by one.
So, like, is it part of your identity to give me nuts?

>>5957702
Have you seen a kangaroo recently? Like, look at this one: >>5957710
He looks like he benches things your size.

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Lord Beerus

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>>5957717
Nope, it's 7 in the morning, I just wanted to startle you.

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>>5957717
You know why kangaroos have thick legs?
They squat a lot, a lot...

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>>5957673
When the guy with the saxophone attempted to get his whole crew into my games once.

>>5957689
>Stops you

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>>5957720
With nuts?

>>5957721
Yeah, while lifting.

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>>5957713
Hey, they can't steal books that aren't there, right? It's easier not to carry them around, either.
...Uh, speaking of which, you need some help with that?
>>5957726
Freaky musicians.

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Assassin

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>>5957729
Your fault for allowing them in gyms

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>start feeling pins and needles and short of breath
>Ring my father who's a senior paramedic
"I think I'm having a stoke or some shit"
"Then stop fucking jerking off idiot"

T-Thanks dad...

>>5957713
I can only hope. No telling how the result will be until I'm actually working.
>He picks up his chair and places it next to hers before sitting back down.
I look forward to working under you, Patchouli.
>This is topped off with a wink and a bow.

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>>5957739

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>>5957738
Look at the thing! Are you going to say no to it? Because I'm not willing to get my ribcage caved in.

>>5957739
You live a very interesting and slightly depressing life.

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>>5957726
O-Oh...

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>>5957738
>>5957750
>Says I'm going to tear you a new one in Kangaroolian

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>>5957729
Well it worked.

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Mercy

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>>5957750
They weren't like that at the beginning...
>>5957753
C-could we not...

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>>5957730
...Yes, I could use some help...obviously!

>>5957741
>she bows in return
Do well and enjoy yourself.
I'll find something more formal to put you in later.
What kind of household skills are you good at?

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>>5957753
H-Hey, I'm trying to explain how things work!

>>5957756
That's beside the point.. Your plan doesn't make sense.

>>5957760
Why do you think we built gyms in the first place? We wanted to compete with them. Then they got smarter.

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We'll start shortly.

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>>5957776
Damn kangaroos...
>>5957780
Perfect district

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>>5957716
I might bring home a guest every now and then.

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>>5957766
>She floats over, and carefully takes the top half off the stack
Guh...! Not to mention just how damn heavy these things get...!
>>5957780
Fine by me.

>>5957786
If you promise to keep the noise down and go to bed after 12 Pm, you got a deal.

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>>5957780
>>5957679
Sure, I can work with these two... I suppose.
Let's begin.

>>5957792
Mmf... This is why... I typically carry only one...!
>heaving them over to the table, she drops them on the table, letting out a huff
Phew!
Right... thank you.

>>5957805
Very well... An unexciting start.

>>5957793
Fine fine...You gotta bring me in some coffee every now and again as well.

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>>5957747
Don't you laugh at me you ginger fuck
>>5957750
It's certainly. Something..

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>>5957780
...
>Stares at the Kangaroo for a good minute then nods as if nothing strange happened.

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>>5957813
>As carefully as she can, she sets them down next to the first group
Urgh.... No problem.
...I should've just made something to carry it.
>>5957805
OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

>>5957766
I'd say I'm best at cleaning up and keeping things neatly sorted. I make some mighty fine tea and I'm a decent cook, just don't expect any five-star cuisine.

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>>5957786
Hey, Rachnera, Izaya keeps asking me to cuck him with you. Could you explain to him all the things wrong with that request?

>>5957820
Ofcourse, ofcourse. Maybe I'll buy you your own grinder and coffee making machine. But only if you promise to do your chores and homework like a ''good little girl''.

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>>5957805

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>>5957828
That's not what I fucking wanted you cunt!

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>>5957832
You shouldn't trust me

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>>5957832
All this aiming practice and I still miss. Atleast it's still one down.

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>>5957834
I know. Get cucked.

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>>5957832
The more I know of him, the more reasons I have to hate that damn pistolier.

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>>5957832

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>>5957837
No..Evidently I should not. Still I suppose I should thank you for this lesson, soldier of fortune.

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>>5957843
Okay. That time you startled me.

>>5957681
Who is the third?

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>>5957847
That's Major Ocelot to you

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>>5957850
Well, of Australian avas, the most prominent are Izaya, me, and Maria. If you add Yosuke into the mix, it becomes a 3:1 ratio of male to female. If you add Moe, it becomes either 4:1 or 3:2 depending on if you treat Moe's main ava as Moe or the other Maria.

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>>5957829
No promises. Especially on the homework part.

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>>5957843

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>>5957857
Major Ocelot it is then. Good fortune in the game from this point forward.

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>>5957864
An Aryan robbed me? Police will never believe this.

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>>5957826
Carrying them was faster than that.
>she opens one in particular, flipping through until she finds the right spell
Aha! Right, this should be the one. In terms of efficiency of energy spent versus strength gain, this should be the best one.
>she turns the book to face you
Obviously, there's a short incantation, but if you know it you don't actually have to recite it out loud. Just the spell's name, Temper.

>>5957832
Hm...I don't mind him anyway.
A dragon though? Interesting...

>>5957827
Then you'll be working as part of the library staff then, to sort books and dust things off. Congrats.
...Ah, right. I should inform Sakuya as well... It would be bad if she didn't know you were working there now and you were wandering the halls.

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>>5957776
It does not, sweet Spikey, I used "Spike-nutter" to imply sexual relations between you and I, but not any sexual relationship, this one would imply that I am the Dominate of this relationship, which would confuse or startle many people if shouted at.
Now what doesn't make sense admittly is the planning phase, but that was rushed by the game.

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>>5957871
I'm not sure if your thought process is brilliant or awful.

>>5957863
Just don't completely blow your schoolgrades and you can do whatever the fuck you please if you heed to my simple houserules.

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>>5957864

>>5957870
Hooray. I'm glad to be apart of such a prestige workforce.
It would be very unfortunate if that happened. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm some sort of perverted intruder.
Just a perverted employee.

>I can buy Secret of Mana on my Wii U

HORY SHIT, BBL

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>>5957870
Yeah, but my arms are already sore.
Hehehe, then why bother with anything else? Handy, either way.

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>>5957868
I'm dead you idiot

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>>5957885
STEVE, NO. NOT AGAIN.

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>>5957903
Only temporarily. Death has no grip on this realm, fortunate for us both.

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>>5957878
Thanks. And rude.

I don't think Australia is a good country

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>>5957885

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>>5957910
To put me in the same bag as you

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>>5957911
You implied sexual relations with me to try and startle me, and /I'm/ the rude one?

>>5957913
It's not. It's a great country.

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>>5957917
With respect? I rather avoid close contact of that nature..Major Ocelot.

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>>5957891
And I wouldn't expect perverted to stick around in any large capacity! If you even try anything without permission, your employment at the Scarlet Devil Manor will end quickly... and painfully.
Got it?

>>5957898
Ah wait... it's actually Vis Temper.
And what I mean is that you need to recite it in your head.
Now... I'll allow you to borrow this for a bit, but in return... And this might sound a little strange, but...
Any obsolete designs of yours that you don't need, I'd like to see myself.

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>>5957915
I don't need warmth, I need memes woman.

>>5957923
Yes, /your/ the rude one, I didn't say anything true on my part.

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>>5957915

>>5957923
How much do sausage sizzles cost mate?

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>>5957931
Eh, close enough.
...Why that? I mean, sure, but why?

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>>5957879
I may also make a mess with your attic...the webbing and all.

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>>5957934
Did I say anything true?

>>5957937
Good ones are gold coin donation. Best ones are free.

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>>5957938
..No, not close enough. You need to get it exactly. Magic is specific like that.
I've been reading about certain topics lately, one of which being magical technology. Magitech, you could call it. I'd like to see if I can't learn that as well.

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>>5957936
A winner is next.

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>>5957917
>>5957928
>Don't put me*

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>>5957948
Worst saiyan ever.

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>>5957944
Eh, 50/50.

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>>5957946
>>5957948
That's just dirty. And I know, I know. That's why I like using raw power, too.
...Hmh. Sure. I'll note, though, my, uh...oldest creation, was definitely not magical.

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>>5957948
>

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>>5957963

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>>5957959
That doesn't matter.
When it comes down to it, I know pretty much all the magic I'll ever need, but on the mechanical side of things...
Well.... I'm completely untrained.

>>5957963
What?! With just that staff...!

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>>5957635
SomealsosaytheyworshipsteveirwinasagodandthatsydneyandmelbourneAREtheiroutback.
>>5957643
Nonononono.no. nopetplease
>>5957660
Nothingyoudidgood,justfineabsolutelyfine.
>>5957648
Skysky,slightlydivinenotreally.

>>5957931
Worry not, all of my perversion will dedicated to you, Miss Patchouli. I'll be the picture of chastity and grace otherwise.

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>>5957963
Congratulations, Ziegler-san.

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>>5957957
Which 50?

>>5957963
Yeah, yeah, you killed me. Can I have my TV back?

Congratulations anyway.

Thanks for hosting..

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>>5957975

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>>5957975
Congratulations
>>5957982
Thanks for hosting

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>>5957975
Congrats, thanks fr hosting.

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>>5957982
Thanks for hosting, pleb

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>>5957982

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>>5957971
Personally, I kinda prefer it when you can talk...normally.
>>5957968
I really can't say I expected someone like you to have any interest in the scientific pursuits, honestly.
...And don't tell anyone about that first one, either. It's kinda embarrassing to me.
>>5957975
Hmh. Congrats, lady, and thanks for the show.

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>>5957975
Congrats second-worst hero

Thanks for hosting worst anime guy.

>>5957979
The awful 50, I'll say, I'm not really a planner.

>>5957942
I got a big attic. And I know what I'm getting myself into when I adopt an arachnid girl. That's like adopting a horse and be surprised when it shits all over your floor.

>>5957984
I love you Riri.

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>>5957996
ButiamarntI?right?right?!
>he flies around, hyperactive to say the least

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>>5957997
Get out.

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>>5957972
>sigh
That will have to be good enough.

>>5957971
...er....
Hm.
>she takes another sip

>>5957975
>>5957967
Congrats to you, Mercy.

>>5957996
As technology gets more and more competent...The possibilities of their combination gets more interesting. Just because I prefer magic does not mean I shun scientific fields as well, Rika.
Right. So I have your promise then, yes? You'll bring me anything you think might help with my Magitech pursuits?

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>>5957997
Well, at least it was good for a laugh. Wasn't all bad.

>>5957975
Helden sterben nicht!

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>>5957999
I don't even know you!

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>>5958010
Make me.

>>5958012
I'm not saying it's all bad, just that I'm much more of a reporter than anything.

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>>5958008
NOT BY MY STANDARDS, YOU'RE NOT. There wasn't even in that stuff, dammit.
>>5958011
I never know what to expect with the modern Gensokyo...sure beats having scientists be exiled.
Yeah, sure you do. You want it in writing, recording, or am I gonna have to shake your hand?

>>5958011
>He reaches over and puts his arm around her shoulders, smiling.
I can live with good enough. It's much better than being insufficient.
Tough luck in the last stretch, by the way.

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>>5958018
Any news to report then?

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>>5958022
WHATDOYOUMEAN"BYYOURSTANDARDS"?WHATYOUTRYINGTOSAY!
>>5958011
Moreplease...

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>>5958022
No, don't do that.
anything in the next week should be enough to prove it to me.
...Well. As nice as it was having a visitor, I have other things to attend to here today, so... I'll ask you to leave now.
>she gestures over to the portal.

Farewell to all of you.

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>>5958026
News? Well I do report those, but I report memes a bit more, and controversy. Also that one big G*****G***

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>>5958039
What are the latest meme trends, then? I need to keep my stock up to date.

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>>5958030
As in you're annoying the hell out of me.
>>5958033
Well, if you actually come around in that time, I'll be sure to.
>She smirks, and gingerly reaches over to pick up the book
Things like you being tired. Thanks again, I'll leave you be. Maybe I'll pop by here some time. Later.

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>>5957680
>>5957684
>>5957686
>>5957689
>>5957758
>>5957821
cutes

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>>5958043
I'm sure you know the whole "Harambe" thing, so I'll just tell you about the latest one I'm reporting.
It's the "your daughter calls me daddy too", a familiar type to the "I can be your angel or your demon".
The former relies on images and reactions, the first image should be an innocent one, the second a "dominate" one.

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>>5958058
So, it's similar to the 'I have two sides: nicest guy you'll ever meet, and twisted fucking psychopath' one?

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>>5958054
No u.

>>5958069
Yep, then there's alot of "guys that will steal your girl" memes lately.

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>>5958090
What percentage chance do they have of stealing my girl if I had one to steal?

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>>5958090
Yes u!

>>5958090
>Pops your cherry
No wizard powers for you.

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>>5958094
Alright, let's say you're girl is Trixie, not like I ship you two together and make sockpuppets and make them act out sc- anyway, back to the topic, she would be standing in that place... Actually, I don't really know much about this "stealing" thing, it's still in research.

>>5958116
No u!

>>5958127
No!

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>>5958148
Why Trixie of all people?

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>>5958157
Don't question the ship.

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>>5958180
I'm questioning the ship.

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>>5958184
you two would look cute together.

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>>5958218
She's married.

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>>5958223
Wait what? When? Who? How? And why?
My ship is sinking...

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>>5958148
yes u, give up!

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>>5958236
She's been married to Peach in ERP for months now. You know, for someone who reports stuff for a living, you don't do a lot of research.

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>>5958241
No you give up.

>>5958265
I don't research ERP, I just know some stuff about it.

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>>5958294
Hey, you're the one who shipped across threads. You were asking for trouble.

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>>5958294
Okay, I give up.

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>>5958301
what about that Bunny person that kisses you?

>>5958310
Aha! You're the cute one!

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>>5958327
No you are!
hey, you got me to respond again, not fair!

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>>5958327
You're really set on cross-thread shipping me, aren't you?

>>5958336
Cutie can't comprehend her own cuteness.

>>5958344
Well it's not like anyone here fits you well.

Have you ever had dreams about /hg/?

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>>5958371
Can I at least ask what about me implies my best fits are futas?

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>>5958371
...
I'm a boy!

>>5958375
okay no lie a few weeks ago i had a dream where we were all in like like this 16 bit RPG and i had this generic guy as the protagonist. he recruited rika, wiggins, and some generic fighting guys to face off against the final boss, a giant skull. my protagonist gets injured during the fight but rika uses her cannon to destroy the skull and behind him is this entrance to what looks like an arcade game. there's this thing that looks like a rollercoaster car so wiggins, rika, and two mooks got into the car, and it transported them into the arcade game which was basically an infinite space with rainbows on the edge. the four of them fly off into infinity and that's when i woke up.
yes i'm a fucking autist, i write down all my dreams that i can remember

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>>5958375
Every time I've dreamt about HG, I've dreamt about actually posting in the threads. My dreams are dull.

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>>5958375
>my dreams are usually just dreaming the day before going to bed

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>>5958403

>>5958413
Even your dreams are unoriginal.

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>>5958417

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>>5958403

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>>5958403
>Rika is best damage dealer.
>>5958375
>Sometimes I have weird premonitions of things to come I guess. Even divined myself using some avas before I ever did, namely Rika and Elly.

Is that cute purple haired idol here?

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>>5958375
>I dreamt about Rika once.
>it was weird

>>5958379
...TRIXIE'S A FUTA?!

>>5958389
Fine, Cutest Trap.

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>>5958451
>Please clarify

I once had a dream involving throwing rocks at ducks with Izaya. Don't ask.

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>>5958451
Depends on what form she's in if I recall. But she's known for being one usually.

>>5958458
I was a wet dream.
I'm not proud of it.

>>5958445
Might be lurking

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>>5958451
Not fair!

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>>5958460

>>5958445
She's fucking dead.

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>>5958469
>Consider me morbidly curious

>>5958469
>>5958485
But that fucking tank girl ass though.

>>5958445
busy

>>5958511
Idol-Chan?

>>5958516
yes

Real talk if Rika erp'd I'd hit her up

>>5958521
>Kissu

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>>5958527

>>5958531
>Not Sayaka

Out with you, heathen.

>>5958524
Same

>>5958524
Same

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>>5958471
>>5958511

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>>5958494
>I guess so.
>>5958524
>>5958534
>Sorry to disappoint.

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>>5958460
>The duckmage of d&d
>throwing rocks at ducks
You think I'd do that shit mang?

>>5958468
Ew... Also how? Magic?

>>5958475
Totes fair.

>>5958485
>it involves her butt and my dick.
>in a tank
>or whatever you call that Eye thingy.

>>5958494
>yes

>>5958524
>i feel you

>Imageless KYM-Tan

>>5958540
I want to bury my face in Rika's ass.

>>5958541
You'd do anything for a tenner and a hotdog, nigger.

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>>5958540
>toolewd9.png
>delete this

>>5958551
I want to love her tenderly then at the last minute give her a rough anal fuck full-nelson style

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>>5958546
No, it's not.
You're baiting me.

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>>5958539
Appreciated.

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>>5958546
You'd have to ask her. I'm not versed in that sort of magic.

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>>5958559
I wouldn't hurt ducks. They make good weapons.

>>5958571
...Throw rocks at plover's then? We could even make it a date, mane.

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>>5958546
>Sigma. Welp.
>>5958551
>>5958562
>Sorry to disappoint.
>>5958560
Too late.

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>>5958578
I'd rather just stomp on their eggs desu.
They get real mad when you do that.
Maybe we can do both?

>>5958595
Maybe we can invite Crust and Yosugay. Make it a lads night out. Based Tony would be proud.

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>>5958586
Post more Rika lewds. I need to bust one.

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>Out of sight, something is causing the bushes to rustle. The source of the movement soon shows herself.
Hey guys. Maybe you can help me again. What does it mean when you have the same dream again and again?

>>5958562
I want to drench that pretty face of hers in thick ropes of jizz and make her thank me for it

>kissu

>>5958563
Ok. Bye!

>>5958567
I will, if I see her, see you!

>>5958586
>did that satisfy your curiosity or do I need to be a bit more vivid about the events?

So when does the Rika gangbang start? I wanna break her in first

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>>5958601
Sounds fukin grouse lad.
>>5958606
A really interesting dream

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>>5958617
bye.
>>5958606
What the...

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>>5958617
>I find it incredibly amusing, but don't do anything you don't want to.
>>5958603
>That's the only one I'd ever consider posting.
>>5958621
Never.
>>5958606
In my own personal opinion, it's probably not a dream.
...Or it's mental baggage or something.

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>>5958606
You have an unresolved issue that your brain is trying to help you work through. Try to think what the dream is trying to tell you, and address that issue.

It's most likely something already bothering you.

>>5958617
Take care.

>>5958622
What's wrong with a little male bonding over plover violence?

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>>5958606
Sure I'll help. That's called a recurring dream; it's a biological function to simulate and rehearse dangerous events. Has to do with psyche and all that mumbo jumbo.

>>5958606
>kissu

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>>5958622
Interesting...
Yeah, you could say that.
>>5958627
Morning Aikawa. Don't think we met actually.
>>5958630
Thanks for the bag, Riks. It is a game changer. I don't follow you though.
>>5958636
Is that what it means? What a pain. A lot of things bother me, why did that have to be the one?
>>5958653
Uh huh. This dream's not really dangerous just really annoying.
>>5958662
Listen, anon. Last time a guy kissed me, his lips got frozen onto my face. There's an actual risk, you know.

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>>5958675
Then how do you know my name?

>>5958630
>climbs on bed
>rubs your shoulders
What'cha making, Rika?

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>>5958675
I could be wrong, that's just what it's been in my experience.

>>5958630
Well if you want to know more, it involved alot of doggy-styling.

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>>5958675
I was wondering if you'd find where I left it. Saved my contact scaring herself with the socialization.
I mean, depending on what it is, it could either be a vision of sorts, or just something your mind can't get over.
>>5958686
>Ear-splitting shriek
>>5958690
>I only hope it wasn't rape.

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>>5958637
Nothing, grouse is a good thing.
>>5958675
Well what's it about? Has to be somewhat interesting for your mind to keep playing it.

>>5958700
>falls off bed
>splits head open

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>>5958675
Well that's just the foundation usually - overall your brain is desperately trying to tell you something. Usually these dreams are triggered from something traumatic or big in your life; what's on your mind?

>>5958700
It wasn't, I'm not a fan of rape.

>>5958727
>tfw you will never lovingly give Rika the D

Just shoot me.

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>>5958682
Eh, hard to not know when everyone here's saying your name.
>>5958689
Yeah yeah. I think it's my experience now as well.
>>5958700
Definitely not the first. This thing happened in real life.
>>5958708
>>5958715
I guess that would help. It's like a real normal dream. I meet with someone I know and I... kissed them. Then it's over.

I wonder if Rika prefers black guys

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>>5958751
Who is saying it?

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>>5958712
>Hyperventilation.
>>5958727
>Thank goodness.
>>5958743
>Insert laser here.
>>5958754
I don't prefer anybody, you're all equally crazy!
>>5958751
Well, clarify, then, what's the deal?

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>>5958751
You love struck?

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>>5958751
More normal than my dreams then, my most recent one was being in a camp where some fucker uses some Hebrew occult sorcery called Tamar or some shit to summon the dead.

>>5958751
Who was it, Lolly-Chan?

>>5958763
Wh-Why...?

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>>5958779
I don't know which one you are, but you're all nuts.

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>>5958755
You know. guys, girls, everyone at some point. I couldn't go a day without hearing someone complain about you when I first arrived. Though I think it's died down.
>>5958763
The same dream over and over has me kissing someone. Sounds stupid, right?
>>5958772
I hope not. At least not to them. I already love someone already. Don't need have it with someone else.
>>5958773
Oh man, that dream sounds cool. And that's only your recent one.
>>5958774
I'm afraid if I say their name, they'll just appear. Don't want to see them right now.

I want to throw an egg at Rika.

>>5958803
Psssssh, you can whisper it in my ear.

>>5958798
I-I just wanted to love you...
>dies

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>>5958803
Complain?! I'm not doing anything wrong! Lies!

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>>5958803
...Eh. I've heard of crazier. Odds are that just means you really want to do it, honestly. Someone I know?
>>5958806
Why?
>>5958818
It's not gonna happen to some faceless whackjob....

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>>5958816
>looking around, she goes up to the anon
The one I keep kissing is Kurumu.

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>>5958803
I got charged by this ghost child that was screaming. It was anything but cool.
The one before that was at the beach where I got told if I drunk to much I wouldn't be able to swim because I'd die, I took that as a bet got shit faced went out into the water and immediately got mailed by a shark...

But back to you if you keep dreaming about this person maybe you should explore the possibility of a relationship with them.

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>>5958803
Don't let those dreams fool yah from getting what you want then. Be true to yourself.

Which ava would Rika actually date?

>>5958832
Maybe one day youcan do the real thing in real life...Dreaming is good practice, yes?

>>5958848
No one.

>>5958848
Female

>>5958848
Patchouli. Hot lesbian 2hu action.

>>5958848
Me

>>5958848
Sakuya

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>>5958822
Not from what I heard. 'Tools don't work. His thirst makes a desert seem like a wet place. He confuses me.' Real funny actually. And as I said, it's dying down.
>>5958827
Gross. What if that's true? Nah, you don't know them.
>>5958842
I'll try to ignore it. It's just really hard, you know? Almost unavoidable.
>>5958848
A sentient tank she created.
>>5958838
>>5958850
That was just the answer I didn't want to hear. I guess there's no other way, is there?

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>>5958889
Maybe I'm just dying down...
Do you have something to drink, I'm thirsty again.

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>>5958889
There's never just one way of doing things.
You could always just ignore the dreams.

>>5958889
Either you just act to your feelings or let it all bottle up so you forever wonder how it could have been if you never asked.

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>>5958848
>Probably noone. She keeps most people at arm's length for a reason after all. Plus personally I'd prefer getting the greenlight from the person behind it if that were to ever happen anyways.
>>5958889
Well, do you dislike the guy? I'm curious now.
>>5958869
>>5958864
The maid hates me and I don't even think the other would consider me a friend.

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>>5958889
It sounds inevitable if you keep reminding yourself about it, you're right though....ignore it.

>>5958898
I want to hold you and pet you

>>5958909
I'd ship with Rika tbf.

>>5958848
Reimu

>>5958914
t. Ruby

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>>5958913
Why would you do something like that with trash like me anon?

>>5958921
You're not trash to me bby

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>>5958894
Yeah, I got you.
>she goes behind the bushes to retrieve something
Ummmmm. Is water okay?
>>5958898
And let it bottle up inside e. Yeah, that could work.
>>5958901
Or not. I guess I need to at least talk to her about this.
>>5958909
I did which is what it makes it awkward for me. She's my rival, for Lou's sake.
>>5958910
Doesn't sound too hard. I've been good at lying to myself.

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>>5958919
>the only friendly ava I have that is friend with Rika is Nazrin.
>I don't like lesbain ships that muh

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>>5958927
I'm trash to everyone.
>>5958934
Not bottle it up, just don't pay it any mind.
Bottling it up is being aware of it but doing nothing. Ignoring it is just ignoring it.

>>5958938
>Not wanting to munch on Rika's carpet

You are missing a golden oppurtunity.

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>>5958914
A faceless is especially not worth considering.
>>5958919
You're an idiot.
>>5958934
Oh. She. Huh. Well. That puts one hell of a damper on things.... Uh. I've heard writing this stuff down helps to get rid of it. Now I just feel sorry for you.

>>5958953
Rika is probably shaved.

>>5958953
lesbo ships are cancer
fight me faggot

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>>5958953
>ew
>heretosexual ships are better.

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>>5958960
Agreed.

>>5958959
>>5958955
Well?

>>5958960
>Fucking fights you

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>>5958959
>>5958953
>>5958971
Oh, shut up.

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>>5958948
Right, right. Yeah. That sounds a little impossible. Oh well, got nothing else to do. Thanks Izaya.
>>5958955
I said she? Shit. I don't even like her that way. I mean, she's just a friend.

>>5958955
You just want that Shrine Maiden so badly