TEMBATTLE IX - FINALS
Hello, and welcome to Teambattle (or, rather, Tembattle) IX! Here, teams of four compete in the Hunger Games for a chance at glory and pride!
How it works is that at the end of the previous Teambattle, teams are booked for the next one. At that next one, an anon will post his or her four tributes on the preregistered team to be put in a district. Since there has been a gradual influx of teams, the games are now split into two semifinals, held on Friday at about midnight EST, followed by a final on Saturday at midnight. Semifinal #2 will take place right after semifinal #1, most likely in this same thread. The top six longest-lasting teams from each semifinal will move onto the final.
If you want to participate but didn't register a team, you still can enter tributes! More often than not a team won't show up, or the way the teams are divided means there are some gaps in the rosters, so in lieu of screwing up the entire game, we have Wildcards, which are random entries that will be placed in a district. I will start accepting Wildcard entries at 12:10. All you have to do is post a tribute after I give the go-ahead.
TEAMS PARTICIPATING IN THE FINAL:
White Whispers
CIA Team
Team Dehklok
NASCAR Legends
Slavic Balls
Team Fusion
Team ESP
Team Melee
Coon and Friends
Team Jimbo^4
Team Whyyyy
Wildcards
And pre-registered team entries start...now!
>>5953063
CIA Man
David Pearson
>>5953063
Fuccboi of Huge Grabs
Team Melee
>>5953063
Jimmy Nelson, Team Nelsons
Bane
Dale Earnhardt
>>5953063
Dumb Bitch of Unfair Fairs
Team Melee
The coon
- Coon and Friends
Magic Whyyyy
Team Whyyyy
>>5953094
>>5953094
>>5953094
>>5953094
Well, you should know by now tem
Dr Pavel
Jeff Gordon
>>5953063
Starving African Child
Team Melee
Mysterion
- Coon and Friends
Hired Gun
Tony Stewart
King Whyyyy
team Whyyyy
>>5953063
Furry of Rapid Multishines
Team Melee
Human Kite
- Coon and Friends
>>5953083
>>5953097
>>5953119
>>5953134
We are ready
>>5953086
>>5953102
>>5953122
>>5953137
NASCAR Legends are ready!
SpoderWhyyyy
team Whyyyy
>>5953092
>>5953103
>>5953126
>>5953143
Team Melee has arrived
Professor Chaos
- Coon and Friends
Team ESP
Yusuke Sagami
Julie Sigtuna
White Whispers
Demon Whyyyy
Taking Dogger Whyyyys spot
Team Whyyyy
Kazugeta
>Team fusion
Team ESP
JB 5th
>>5953108
>>5953141
>>5953160
>>5953174
Team Whyyyy here
Terminus Est
White Whispers
Goryu
>Team fusion
Team ESP
Irori Mimasaka
>>5953184
forgot poster
Stedan Hibigal
>Team fusion
Team ESP
Ms. Gaara
Origami Tobiichi
White Whispers
Captain Falruce
>Team fusion
Eucliwood Hellscythe
White Whispers
>>5953169
>>5953178
>>5953193
>>5953205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4qzzeVQ_n4
Ready.
>>5953218
>>5953203
>>5953192
>>5953177
No poster cos Kaz fell asleep as a dumbfuck, so here is a photo of the Nutshack
>>5953173
>>5953189
>>5953209
>>5953224
Almost wasn't here because of the concert, but now I am.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
>team dethklok
Toki Wartooth
>team Dethklok
Nathan Explosion
>team Dethklok
William Murderface
>team Dethklok
Whelp, Slavic Balls are no-show, so give me 8 Wildcards!
>>5953386
The Captain
>>5953386
Harmless Sloth
WildCard
>>5953386
Autism's "Art"
>>5953386
Valiant the brave knight
>>5953386
REZZ
>>5953386
Shadow
Wild Card
>>5953386
REDMAN
le Epic Minion xD
Megu
>>5953445
fuck off minion trash
>>5953445
>>5953458
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqBXn9fG7-Y
>>5953481
That annoying thing in my district... Hopefully it will be removed quickly.
>>5953481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnXGYMmC-oI
Start.
>>5953502
Good man.
>>5953481
Boogity boogity boogity lets go racing!
>>5953480
i hope you die first you little fuck
so we all agree, the minion must die
>>5953386
Lord Taranza
bloodbath!
HEY GUESS WHO'S FUCKING DEAD AGAIN.
can sloths swim?
lotta tribs coming for Comic-Con. sorry, guys, different code.
>>5953481
Lets go!!
>i hope some wildcard wins
>>5953557
Fuck, Pearson is the dumbfuck...
ALSO, THIS MINION NEEDS TO GO.
>>5953557
>The minion killed two tributes, one of which won one of the semifinals.
We're already fucked.
day 1!
dumb bitch gets raped.
i'd watch those Youtube channels.
Shadow reenacts a scene that was probably in the game because that game was edgy as fuck,
>>5953542
It would be a boon to us all if it did.
>>5953557
There's no need for this, my victory here is at hand.
>>5953615
The fucking minion.....
Holy shit, Shadow though. The edge is real.
>>5953615
That's two down already.
current standings!
White Whispers are down to just two, while Dethklok, Team Whyyyy, Coon and friends, and Jimbo^4 are still completely intact.
night 1!
of course those two tribs win their respective races - it's what they do for a living!
Jimmy Nelson is apparently really good at bar fights, for the most part.
someone drowns in soup.
>>5953695
Whoa, Jimbo infighting
Earnhardt picks up his 3rd win, counting the 2 from the semi.
Tony Stewart picks up his first.
>>5953695
I'll get the check.
day 2!
Jimmy Nelson is apparently really, really good at selling cookies.
how do you confuse those clothes...?
Skwis and Stedan confirmed furries.
>>5953732
Jeff makes another youtube channel
Dale picks up some sick armor
Tony is a big cookie fan
>>5953732
What depraved humans... They shall pay for this.
current standings!
all teams showing some damage, some more so than others.
>>5953732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9MmyKgPsb8
night 2!
burn, baby, burn.
now THAT'S an orgy.
M U R D E R F A C E
>>5953787
Murderface is gonna do it again isn't he
Also F for Shadow
>>5953787
>It happened again
Those fools were lucky.
day 3!
into the /trash/.
a child sells drugs.
now THAT'S metal.
>>5953820
BRUTAL
>>5953820
Holy fuck. F for Stewart
current standings!
Jimbo^4 is down to just one Jimbo, while Team Melee, Coon and Friends, Team Whyyyy, and Team Fusion still have three members each.
night 3!
another mass orgy.
another tent arson.
>>5953871
>
day 4!
i doubt fox kidneys are in that high of a demand.
someone gets Sparta'd.
current standings!
CIA Team, Jimbo^4, Team ESP, White Whispers, AND Dethklok are on their last legs.
>>5953920
Gotta spend some time with him in his last hours.
night 4!
i don't understand how Coon can sleep there with the daily mass orgy occurring.
not a very fun sleepover.
>>5953920
Minion will win tbhwy
day 5!
like three of these events are ambiguous as to who dies and who lives. i'm terrified to see the standings.
Mysterion is turning into a master hacker.
>>5954011
Fuck, F 4 Gordon.
current standings!
CIA TEAM AND DETHKLOK ARE COMPLETELY ELIMINATED!
night 5!
seriously that's like the fifth mass orgy.
a third tent arson. camping is dangerous.
oh good, he's going to be even more overpowered.
>>5954011
Brutal...
>>5954074
Well, I'm out. Good luck everyone.
feast!
Sir Valiant, we of the /b/ Nuclear Crew Hunger Games thank you for your courageous sacrifice. may you please wenches and drink ale in Valhalla for all eternity.
>>5954113
SIR VALIANT FOR MVP
>>5954113
Thank you Valiant.
However,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=175HA9xV4IM
day 6!
someone dies in a bike crash. how pathetic.
drugs are bad, mmkay?
current standings!
NASCAR LEGENDS, COON AND FRIENDS, TEAM ESP AND WILDCARDS ARE OUT!
meanwhile, the only team with more than one member left is Team Whyyyy.
night 6!
a bar fight decides the final four!
day 7!
a botched bank robbery leaves all teams on equal footing.
>>5954252
whoops, misread that. Team Whyyyy has a 66% chance of winning.
i probably don't need to post the current standings, but it keeps is tense and also makes me feel better about botching that call.
TEAM MELEE, WHITE WHISPERS, AND TEAM FUSION ARE OUT!
the last two teams are Team Whyyyy with two members, and Jimbo^4 with just one Jimbo.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p7nlIndL1s
TEAM RANKINGS:
11. CIA Team
10. Team Dethklok
9. NASCAR Legends
8. Wildcards
7. Team ESP
6. Coon and Friends
5. Team Fusion
4. White Whispers
3. Team Melee
2. Jimbo^4
1. Team Whyyyy
booking for Tembattle X will start with the next avfag post of mine.
>>5954333
Well, for the last time. F 4 Nelson.
It was an absolute honor and pleasure fighting alongside you.
There will never be another tribute as good as Jimmy Nelson, though he did not win as much as others, his contributions to this game, this culture, and this group are infinite.
You were a shining example of what we should all strive to be, the creator of TeamBattle, and the leader of this group for so long.
Next win's for you Jimbo. Godspeed.
>>5954393
Same here, it was an honor
>>5954393
Will he just be using a new character
>>5954393
>>5954403
thanks. it really means much to me
>>5954421
He'll be using Ryan Braun.
alright, booking starts now! max of 23 teams!
>>5954393
>There will never be another tribute as good as Jimmy Nelson
u wanna fuckin fite m8
but yeah, it was an honor, Jimbo
...even if you're technically still here.
>>5954393
Here Here. Was an honor Jimbo. We'll all miss one of the best tributes to ever play the game.
>>5954393
The very man who gave me the inspiration to reach out. To act. To host, To branch out. and be a part of this community.
It was been the truest of honors. Rest in peace, Never forget.
>>5954449
Team Goldark (aka Fandarian Knights)
>Goldark
>Inigo Montoya
>Baran
>Kairo Seijuro
>>5954449
NeardSquad
Fear the Neard
Vriska Serket
Jeff Gordon
Spades Slick
No team picture yet
>>5954424
No problem man.
>>5954449
Team Bites The Dust
>Kosaku Kawajiri
>Killer Queen
>Stray Cat
>Hayato Kawajiri
The DK Crew>>5954449
>>5954449
Demons
>Capra Demon
>Arma
>Taurus Demon
>Firebrand
>>5954449
Team 4 dimensions
>>5954449
Konosubas
Megu leading the fray.
>>5954449
Go nagai team
>Devilman
>Cutie Honey
>Mazinger Z
>Violence Jack
>>5954449
Alright
CIA Team
>CIA Man
>Bane
>Hired Gun
>CIA Man's Waifu
>>5954452
>>5954455
>>5954449
thanks y'alls.
BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR RYAN BRAUN TO INSTILL HIS CANCER
TEAM NAME: BROORS 2.0
>>5954449
Diamond dogs
Venom Snake
Quiet
Kazuhira Miller
Revolver Ocelot
>>5954449
Talladega Nights
>>5954449
White Whispers.
Wanna use that team just a little bit longer.
>>5954449
Bounty Hunters
>Frederick
>Blood
>Samus
>Jango
>>5954449
The Nexus no banner yet just know it will be four of these guys
>>5954449
Team Shadow
>Shadow
>Sora
>Alvin
>Hubert
>>5954449
Team Garnet
>Garnet
>Ramlethal
>Sylvie
>Squigly
>Mizore
>>5954654
4 only in a team. But nice team dude.
>>5954654
Four tributes in a team.
>>5954667
My bad. I will fix that.
>>5954654
4 a team, senpai.
Team insect anyone?
>>5954588
>Wade Barrett
>Michael Tarver
>Skip Sheffield
>Justin Gabriel
Team Nexus
made the banner
>>5954685
Make your own, bro dawg.
>>5954449
Team Fusion
>>5954716
Nah, any wallpaper maker or photoshop or anything. You dont even need a poster. Its just a fancy thing we do.
>>5954391
>Almost forgot, thanks for the host, m8.
>>5954716
if you want to use http://wallpapereditor.com/ you can or whatever you want to use
>>5954716
You should be booked for next week, so just make sure you post your 4 tributes then, unless you want to be swarmed by an army of minion wildcards.
>>5954721
>>5954725
Thanks for telling me.
>>5954449
Team Garnet
>Garnet
>Ramlethal
>Sylvie
>Squigly
Sorry for the confusion.
Team 3D
>>5954765
>I can wait. This seems like a fun idea. You guys have fun with this.
>>5954792
>Colonel Sanders
>Andrew Wiggins
>Sir Daniel Livingstone
>Richard Feynman
>>5954792
Nice team. KFC is now the official food supplier of TeamBattle. kek
alright, as of right now, there are exactly 24 teams, including mine, Astralis:
>dev1ce
>Kjaerbye
>dupreeh
>Xyp9x
the current arrangement is as follows:
[Semifinal #1 (Midnight EST, Friday)]
Team Goldark
NeardSquad
Team Bites The Dust
The DK Crew
Demons
Team 4 Dimensions
Konosubas
Go Nagai Team
Team Shadow
Team Garnet
Team Whyyyy
Team 3D
[Semifinal #2 (Immediately afterwards)]
Coon and Friends
BROORS 2.0
Diamond Dogs
Talladega Nights
White Whispers
Bounty Hunters
The Nexus
CIA Team
Team Fusion
Astralis
Team Insect
Dethklok (Skwis' internet problems prevent him from posting the poster, so I'm putting it in now. It's been sending for the past like two minutes, so it'll pop up after my post, probably.)
>>5954738
no problem!
>>5954803
there's a lot of effort on my end to make sure everything runs smoothly: putting in all the teams, screenshotting everything, etc. but in the end, it's all worth it.
see you all on Friday!
>>5954898
Good luck to all the teams! And thank you for hosting tonight Tem.
>Also, NeardSquad poster
>>5954898
>Only taking teams from people who are here during dead hours.
Fuck you man. Now I gotta sit through some shitty premade roster on friday cuz you wanted to take teams from the fucking graveyard shift.
>>5954960
Shhh...
Did you heard that?
The gears keep turning in the old factory
And nothibg will stop the gears again
Never more...
>>5954960
guess what no one cares. maybe you should have been here like everyone else. and you would not be sitting here complaining
>>5955010
>inb4 Shut the fuck up, no one cares about that, fucking /trash/fag
>>5955031
forgot m pic. Dank.
>>5954960
Oh really. Sorry but not is my problem if nobody on the others threads that i post the link wants to play.
>>5954960
TB booking has been after every final since before i even participated in HG. it's just how it is and it's worked that way. sorry, man.
>>5955033
That's what I wanted
>What joke, its a premonition
>>5954960
Sorry man. Its been first come first serve since we first started doing TB .
Team Bug
Taranza
Clip Dirtblade
Wriggler
Beedrill
>>5955064
TeamBattle. Thats what this booking is for.
Don't mind that guy, he just got a little lost is all.
>>5955064
...oh, dear. i see this was a misunderstanding.
the OP has all the information about it.
The gears keep turning