ERP Thread W/e edition. Not linking the last one because no

>>5950579
It wasn't that bad until Paul pulled his shit. Were some good typefucks in there

>>5950579
I wanna witness your shithole baby

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>>5950579
I want bear grill.

https://strawpoll.de/8xgzwxb

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I've made my point

I'm gonna take a small break now, Still gotta get that damn pachinko shine

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>anon baits the trap

>>5950611
What was your point?

>>5950611
No one knows what you're talking about holy shit you're nuts.

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>>5950611
That you're a fucking creepy stalker? Yeah, you did

Not letting you get the last word in to cater to that unfounded narcissism

>>5950389
>The confined fool just loses himself to the bliss of the nurse's chest working his bare rod. Almost forgetting all of his woes in this place as her soft, ample breasts work his length for every inch and drop they're worth, his cock brimming with his seed.
N..Nurse!~
>He moans out her name in pleasure as she increased her intense sensual assault, her tight tit-fuck and teasing display wearing his resolve. He explodes with his seed, his mind and body experiencing heaven in the depths of this hell for mere seconds as his cock flows with his semen. Panting and moaning loudly as he showers the strange inhuman creature's supple rack and even chin.
.....So.....good....
>He pants deep breaths, tired and weary. Still hungry and thirsty, but in a much, much better mood in here thanks to that odd but erotic climax.

>>5950612
Oh great, I'm so awesome I have an impersonator.

>>5950647
Welcome to the club.

https://strawpoll.de/w8y1r29

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>>5950612
I wanna bait some traps!

And then fuck em!

>>5950647
It's gonna be a shitpost now son, we're going to see a lot of it from now on.

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!

>>5950688
>hides from the unbalanced 2hu

>>5950647
So does Owain, Mettaton, Milky, pretty much anyone who's an "easy target". Not a lot of people are stupid enough to buy the false flags that the shitposters would like to admit.

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>>5950647
I have a hand full too. One's my crazy ex!

>>5950688
Me too!

>>5950688
Nue I just wanna say that I miss you
Compared to what these threads have become you're a saint in my book

>>5950677
>>5950708
>>5950733
Well, at least no one falls for it. Thanks guys.
>>5950742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzY3EaJTuJk

>>5950742
And then there's this pervert.

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>>5950709
No, we /caturday/ now boys.

>>5950742
>you'll never defeat DMG's 7 evil exes/doppelgangers to become her stud

>>5950756
I'm pretty sure that is actually Paul's mind. He dresses it up as sing song and happy but everyone tells him how fucked he is even in the delusion.

>>5950685
*answer

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>>5950772
Pervert? Me? Never!

>>5950795
Chaika, Peach, Paul, Gert, Mika. Dean, My personal Draw fag

CAAAAAAAARDS

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>>5950862
[Just in time!]

>>5950836
Dean never loved you. Pervert.

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>>5950862
Bluh. >>5950774
Purrobably should've waited fur the "post cards" post to happen furst.

>>5950877
Lewd psychologist is in the running for best new ava for sure

>>5950709
Saturday night's alright for fucking.

>>5950877
Can Blossom give me some therapy on my degenerate fetishes?

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>>5950905
SHUT UP

>>5950919
There is no best, just good. Good and Paul.

>>5950836
>Mika
;_;
Also, is Peach still alive?

>>5950942
Lupin gave Peach Jack-O and they play them in the discord sometimes

>>5950919
Do you give out Best New Ava titles like you're the Pitchfork of typefucking?

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>>5950942
Mika is on break.
Peach is still alive. In College. On discord as Jack-O now.

>>5950942
Lurks discord, gone here

>>5950960
>Only on Discord
Welp, might as well be dead

>>5950919
Can I have the desuarchive link for her first session? I missed it.

>>5950963
He is the top contender for the friendzone title.

>>5950996
>friend zone
>getting attached
All we do here is jerk each other off you clingy bitch.

>>5950975
Been long dead for months.

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>>5950635
>The discomfort will be well worth it when the man unloads into those creamy breasts, but for now he should really just enjoy himself being rubbed up against the soft, almost slimy skin of the monstress.
>Every repetition of her name tickles her pink, feeling delighted to be here for someone while in need of relief.
>She'd found a good one to save from the wreckage, hadn't she?
>The explosion drenches her entirely, and she jumps a little at the surprising shower of seed, spunk crawling down her chin and back into the chasm of her breasts.
...~
>Giving him a loving pat, she suddenly unstraps him, allowing him to move his aching limbs.

>>5951015
This. Typefuck is just a steam buddy level commitment. You like people hit them up, if no you just enjoy the place as a whole.

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>>5950919
[I appreciate the flattery, truly.]

>>5950932
Well, that would depend on what those fetishes are.
>That's your cue to start yapping.

>>5951015
>clingy bitch

That narrows it down...

>>5950919
Extra Extra read all about it.
Anon proclaims another ava as the hero ERP needs for the 10th time!

>>5951075
How many customers can you take at once?
>He is already throwing himself onto the couch

>>5951075
Well Doctor Blossom, I feel like my mind has been corrupted by so many filthy fetishes that could never be achieved in the real world, like wanting to fuck cartoon horses, or robots, or anime girls!

I wish I could just live a normal, healthy sexual life where all I wanted to have sex with was a normal, human woman

Wow lad.

Why worship Blossom for BTFO'ing Paul? Everybody does that. Don't start Ava worshipping.

>>5951040
....Wow really!
>The man was overjoyed at the loving nature of the strange creature who had pleasured and.....tried to take care of him. His restraints now undone and able to move at his will, the first thing he even does is get right up and hug the odd nurse.
Thanks nurse! I won't forget ya!
>He shouts happy, even though he probably couldn't tell her apart from the others who were beating him with pipes and sharp tools.
Oh man.....now to find my way......home.....
>He walks to find his way out of here, but rather stupidly forgets the horrible condition he's been in from his monster-sex. His stomach was still hungry, full of hideous pumpkin mash and alcohol, still thirsty, and now even more tired. He collapses unconscious after taking a few steps, a long.....long way from escaping this place. Even with his moment of pleasure
(That's it on my end, was a good Halloween typefuck, see ya fronk)

>>5951150
>Don't start Ava worshipping

Have you ever been here?

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Okay

After dying to random bullshit 28 times in a row, I'm officially tilted now

I even got all 8 coins three fucking times and then slid out of the shine box

fuck pachinko

>>5950795
would it be worth the risk?

>>5951244
This isn't your blog Paul. No one cares. We don't like you.

>>5951244

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>>5951150
[No one's said anything about it this entire thread. You should drop it.]

>>5951115
...as many as needed. It is my job, after all.
>Two at once, that's a hefty load.
>Clearing her throat, she looks down to the man, motioning for him to begin his venting.

>>5951143
Oh, those things aren't entirely abnormal. The world of fantasy is one we all indulge in, even myself.
>Her eyes scrunch up for a moment as she dispels those very same fantasies from her mind.
But it's important not to let those things take control of your life. Would you say they impede your day to day living?

>>5950579

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>>5951178
(Glad you had fun! Sorry if I wasn't as spooky as you wanted.)

>>5951289
I'd say they do Blossom, whenever I look at a normal woman who is in a cheerleader outfit or a bikini, I feel no sense of attraction or arousal, even though I know that a healthy male mind should find it that way!
Hell, I can't even watch real life porn anymore, all I can manage to fap to is doujins and hentai!

I feel as though my attraction to 2D will overcome me, how can I change my erotic indulgence?

>>5951289
you're kind of a dick

>wanted to fuck some sloots tonight
>Paul cleared the room almost entirely
I hate that miserable excuse for an oxygen filter. I truly do.

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>>5951357
You can still fuck me :^)

>>5951390
No I only want Mayhem

>>5951390
I'll leave that to you. You're an expert at fucking yourself.

>>5951390
Nah, I'd totally cum between demon Eve's boobs, though.

>>5951390
Rather try to stick my dick in a cheerio

>>5951343
(It was good, nice and spook, now go ahead and enjoy some other typefuck, good night!)

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>>5951415
DAMN

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>>5951410
Not enough chaos last thread?

>>5951415
Same

>>5951434
Ew you dirty ceralphile get out of my sight

>>5951426
Really?

>>5951449
I don't give a fuck about last thread you cuck

>>5951449
As long as you chill out at least a bit, sure, why not. Probably gonna regret it, but screw it, it's 4AM here.

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>>5951390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5s4euach5U
[I already fucked you, we've been over this]

>>5951347
You've come to idealize fiction, Anonymous. As great as these worlds can be, they don't compare to real life. A cartoon can't provide you the feeling of the sun's warmth, or the scent of someone kissing you, or a soft hand slipping inside of yours-
>Oh.
>Coughing abruptly, she tries to curb her trashy novels seeping into her psychological help.
What I mean to say is, there are plenty of ladies out there you're bound to like. You just seem to have a preconceived idea of what real ladies are, and that's hurting you.
>Dropping her notebook, she looks to him earnestly, her eyes shining brightly.
Have you seen anyone fetching lately? Anyone at all?

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>>5951538
Man, post that again, it's even FUNNIER EVERY TIME, MAN AM I LAFFIN

>>5951493
Fuck it, it's still shitpost hour right now

have a pic of it instead

>>5951572
>Not wanting to RP because it's shitposting hours
How about you make an effort to y'know, subvert that? you stupid shit.
And you wonder why no one wants to RP with you.

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Have a good night! Sorry I couldn't play-- spending time with my friend at her school.

>>5951572
You do realize you have no right to bitch and moan about people not RPing with you when you do shit like this, right?

>>5951572
>the one time someone actually wants to RP, he rejects
Wew

>>5951617
>molests anyway

>>5951648
>implying this isn't the first time he did this.
He doesn't want to RP. He wants attention.

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>>5951648
Oh, don't worry. He's done it plenty of times before too.

>>5951617
That's fine. Have a good night!

>>5951538
I-I certainly seem to meet some lovely ladies out of the blue...
>His eyes quickly dart between her and the room
But...whenever I seem to be with them, my brain simply focuses on how they simply can't compare to what women of fiction could do...
It seems as though I need a real woman to remind me that the pleasures of real-life flesh

>>5951617
Please blow me a kiss DVa!

>>5951667
>Paul shitposts for attention
>Owain ERPs for attention
>somehow they're not the same

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Then fucking add me on discord and play with me, I hate the threads

>>5951734
No one wants to add you, either.

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>>5951734
We hate you

>>5951734
Then what the fuck are you doing here?

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>>5951734
suck my dick, fag

>>5951734
Stop posting in them then. Why do you have to ruin it for the rest of us, many of which haven't done anything to you? That's all I'm gonna say on the matter, promise

>>5951734
Even if I wanted to drop you info that you could just leak whenever you felt like it,
>"add me on discord"
>doesn't mention the Discord to add
Alright?

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>>5951699
Of course. I haven't much experience in the realm of dating, but even then I know that only you can take the step toward finding a partner. No amount of laying on a couch and listening to blockheads like me will fix it.
>She laughs sadly at her own belittlement, waving it off before her face goes back to dull monotone.
But I believe that you can. You just need to look within yourself.

>>5951734
[We hate you, too.]

>>5951794
Which one you want? He has 15+

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>>5951767
>Succs you
>You like this

>>5951772
>>5951757
>>5951747
>>5951745
SEE I FIND THIS BUSINESS RATHER FUN
I DON'T WANT YOUR ASSISTANCE OR YOUR ADULATION
I'LL VAPORIZE YOUR GALAXY AND BID YA BYE-BYE
WHY?

COME ON, GUESS!

>>5951794
my bad
LD#1543

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Taking Polls. Who wants what for later?

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>>5951767
Jason Statham ava when?

https://strawpoll.de/y3wbwx2

>>5951841
I want you to check your mail, cheeky cunt~

>>5951841
>inb4 Paul wants DMG.

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>>5951841
I'll take the handsome guy with the comdom in his mouth :^)))))))))

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>>5950862

In the wise words of Sly Marbo...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5951872
Alright, I'll give you credit for that one

>literally 2 seconds before my post

>>5951873
He sure as fuck won't take you tho

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>>5951841
I... I am definitely not a siscon.

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I see you're having a rough day. I hope it gets better for everyone soon.

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>>5951901
Too bad he's stuck with me anyways!

>>5951916
It ain't that bad

>>5951891
I want to kiss Hotaru.

>>5951805
Oh,don't be so down on yourself Blossom, you're a lovely lady!
>He looks over her form, rather incited by her colored hair and dress
>Her body also had a nice, slender form
I must say, you are a rather nice blend of both what I consider beautiful in the 2D world and what's beautiful in a woman in real life

>>5951891
Undyne best fish.

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>>5951916

Hello Papa Bones.
I once did some volunteering work at a center for children with autism.
This ain't nothing.

>>5951935

Lewd~

>>5951841
i want to creampie harley.

i'll be a siscon on another day

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>>5951916
(I'm having a good day!)

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>>5951891
I want Undyne to teach me how to propurrly use my claws!

>>5951991
Is it as lewd as wanting to knock up hotaru or less? Or more?

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>>5951447
>>5951747
>Playing the victim card

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>>5950877

Doggy style with Amateratsu!
... That's terrible. I'd do it anyway.

>>5951991
>Kisses Hotaru passionately for several moments.

>>5951841
>>5951992
Seconding the clown.

>>5951891
Alright Lena.
>The manager and publicist looks seriously at the nervous young pilot sitting across the desk from him. She's pretty, she's talented... but her voice is just too normal.
I know you had your heart set on joining overwatch, sweetheart, but it's out of my hands.
>He shakes his head sadly.
They do want a British member, but they want a sillier accent.

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>catches up
Wew
At least DMG is openly telling Paul to fuck off now. Took long enough

>>5951991
Sit on my face

>>5952010
But DMG does have a point, you mong.

>>5952010
You mean the thing that you do incessantly whenever people get pissed for your sperg outs?

>>5952014
Stop

>>5952036
I didn't say I was perfect, but I get it anon, your argument level doesn't go past ad hominem

>>5952034
What point? Is it the "Pls leave me alone when you shit on me but when you get shit on ohh it's time to spam WOMBO COMBO OHHHH MY GOD I'M NOT A RAPPER SWEEEEET DOLLAH TEE FRUM MCDONELDS""""""

That's not a very good point

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>>5951958
Oh, that's...I'm really not...that great.
>Slender as a swan, with a cherub round face and clothes like the most respected of business associates.
>Folding one of her long legs over the other, the pantyhose around them stretching a bit, she tries to collect herself and face the man in need of help.
But that's kind of you to say. You just need to channel that drive into really accosting a woman. Tell her you want to get to know her...!

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>>5952063
Too lazy to swap folders after making a tf2g shitpost

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>>5951869
Dammit Per/v/. Get Discord like a normal typefucker.

>>5951873
I don't think my girlfriend would like that very much.

>>5951903
>>5951992
>>5952019
Clown it is! Going to play some more Overwatch with Midna then I'll pop in.

>>5952029
Thought you wanted me to not say anything at all?

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>>5951990

Damn right.

>>5952002

You're a catgirl who has no idea how to use claws?
Really?

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>>5952063
[It's not ad hominem when it's the EXACT CHARACTER TRAIT YOU'RE ADMONISHING, you god damn mongoloid.]

>>5952014
>

>>5952085
>implying I'm normal

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>>5952062
ill slice your fucking heart with my love, senpai

>Kitty hugs.

fuck you faggot

>>5952074
(Do you have room for one more?)

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>>5952085
The kid won't fuck off until he gets doxd into the stone age so may as well tell him to fuck off like the rest of us

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>>5951991
How wonderful that you spent your time with them, It makes sense now that you handle some of these rougher days so well.

>>5951997
Glad to hear it! I've spent the entire weekend playing civ 6

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>>5952096
>Check email
>Email from Drunk Iowa asking for fucc
dgiyfasbvhsfbgvadhysfvdasfhyaebvwfhebhkajnbehjbvae hbewfhjknbf hjabndsbv fhkaesbfnemw

>>5952063
Compared to your line of argumentation which is either song lyrics, memes, or ignoring it?

And it's pointing out your hypocrisy, not an ad hominem. Babbys first fallacy?

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>>5952022

H-How British?
Are we talking regular British accept or Sean Connery kind of British?

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>>5952029
>>5952085
>Thought you wanted me to not say anything at all?

>Expecting Mecha to not be a hypocrite who will do whatever it takes to get those sweet tasty reddit upvotes
ahhahahaahahahahaahha lmao DMG what is wrong with you why are you so damn blind

....also you have a girlfriend?

>>5952095
>Hey look at hillary having different stances on open borders in public and private
WELL YOU'RE A SPERGGGGGGG


Now replace Hillary with DMG

>>5952120
That was me on an alt

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>>5952086
Well, I can use them well enough to hunt and kill prey much larger than me, but not enough to, uh... Win one-on-one fights.
I've died more times than I care to admit.
>:33 < *ac's brief moment of sadness quickly dissipated as she began to swish her tail eagerly, and looked up to the much taller warrior!*
So do you think you can help me, nya?
>>5952097
>:33 < *ac kitty hugs the kitty giving a kitty hug, creating the fabled "Double Kitty Hug Combo".*

>>5951891
>Sly Marbo
Why are you so fucking cool Candyskank?

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>>5952111
Good point. Fuck sparing feelings.

>>5952138
>....also you have a girlfriend?
Yes.

>Be back next Overwatch level for hot clown sax

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>>5952095

Well, I was thinking doggystyle but NOT THAT DOGGY!
Still adorable...
>Proceeds to pet the dog.

>>5952040

Can't stop.
Won't stop.

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>>5952117
(I've been playing the TF2 Halloween update. It's even worse than last year's :') )

>>5952074
>He raises his body up from the chair and leans closer to Blossom
I-I wish I knew how to do that but...
>His eyes occasionally look downward at her crossed legs, drawn to the tight pantyhose hugging her skin, maybe he could see some of her panties under it?
thanks to 2d porn, I've been nothing but a pervert, all I can do with a woman is sneak peeks at her...

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>>5952168
>DMG is getting character development
When the fuck did this show get good?

>>5952137
>She was taking it pretty hard. She went straight to the bargaining. He sighs deeply, shoulders sagging.
I'm sorry love. It's run by an American. They want whatever-drivel-a-US-citizen-thinks-comes-out-of-an-englishman's-gob, not your pleasant Yorkshire brogue.
>There's no way he could inflict that on her. This Overwatch gig would be something that stayed with her for life, most likely.
... I can't push that on you. I'm not a monster. I'm sorry.

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>>5952168
>this has a girlfriend

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>>5952168
Really now? Who is it?

>inb4 "I wont tell you because I don't have one and this is just a poorly executed way to get you to fuck off"

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Aha! I have returned!
For a little bit at least.

>>5952215
That just makes your life even more pathetic by comparison.

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>>5952184
oh my fucking god

I'm not even getting points into the merasmissions, that's how fucking broken it is

I feel your pain mate

>>5951841
Mileena!

>>5952215
I feel like DMG would be pretty banging if he did away with the beard and got a shorter hair cut

>>5952218
Are you capable of grasping why he might not want to tell you anything about his personal life again?

>>5952219
cute yellow(brown?) horse

>>5952219
>hugs horsetits
Good to see you back! Want another carrot?

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>>5952189
I've been here a year on Dec 6th. I've changed a FUCKING lot since then.
I know how an irrational hate for Bad Dragon, Blue horses, and the color green.

>>5952215
Used that very condom to give her the fucc.

>>5952218
Irl friend I've been talking to for 3+ years. Someone you've never met. Someone you'll never speak to.

Someone you can't hurt.

>Outie now. I got Hanzos to shoot.

>>5952219
That's a cute horse!

>>5952219
And you've managed to get twigs in your hair! How did you even-
>The anon sighs, shaking his head and picking up a hairbrush instead of the grooming brush from earlier. His tone brooks no argument.
Come here.

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>>5952138
[Nono, see, he didn't have a private and a personal opinion, he had an opinion for when you were around and when you were gone. Because telling you what you want to hear is infinitely easier than putting up with your tantrums. Because you're a manchild. And now he's cucked you with a real girl. That's the third fucking you've received tonight.]

>>5952178
>"Really now?"
>A brush is conjured forth, and begins to swirl around the majestic wolf, splattering her in a thick layer of ink that slowly dissolves more and more until only a beautiful woman is left standing.
That's almost disappointing.

>>5951891
I have a question for Weiss

>>5952247
>DMG got a gf outside of ERP

Take notes, you clingy fucks

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>>5952241
eh

>>5952247
Then go be with them and leave

Really, if they're so "Actually real" then go be with them

Let me fucking rot if you don't care then

>>5952256
>Both were said directly to me or to people who responded to me
>"""he had an opinion for when you were around and when you were gone""""
Holy shit please fucking lurk more

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>>5952117

I don't want to brag about it but Volunteer work is fun and looks great in your resume.

>>5952166

Y-You t-too.

>>5952018

AAAAAA.
>Kisses back.

>>5952008

N-No!
You're not Coconuts.

>>5952219
Welcome back!
>holds up the basket.
There's still some more left for you.

>>5952290
Have you gotten many jokes about whipped cream yet, Hotaru?

>>5952290
I wanna cream on YOUR Coconuts.

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>>5952100
[Sure do.]

>>5952186
>Her jacket covers most of her, Anon, but you're not getting any lack of leg.
>Her head slowly tilts, and she's tempted to start writing again, but tries to maintain contact with the man for fear of losing him.
You shouldn't worry about that. Sexuality is healthy. Everyone indulges in it, even myself. We would be existent as a species if not! Homo sapiens, a little extra on the homo for some...
>Canned laughter comes from her at the joke, hoping she isn't laying it on too thick.

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>>5952141

......
>The humanoid fish laughed loudly as she crossed her arms in front of her chest, approaching the catgirl ad patting her head a couple of times.
Girl, I will teach you how to be a badass. Just like me!
>Ignore the fact she was beaten by some fucking genderless child.

>>5952285
>Paul is so insecure he can't stand seeing DMG here if he's in a real relationship

DMG, you need to make a sex tape and post it, just to break this little cuck

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>>5952348
>you need to make a sex tape
Oh says I haven't already?

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>>5952141
>The superior white shitposter fucking knocks the inferior grey kitten to the ground with her little loli butt.
MY JP, motherfucker!

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HEY

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>>5952366
NO NOT THE BEES!

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>>5952234
>lumped into matchmaking so leaving gets you penalized
>mission bullshit despite it being a holiday event which are supposed to be laid back
>spells AGAIN
>more Merasmus despite his welcome being worn out two years ago
(It's so bad)
(I just want to wank the pain away)

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>>5952256

....!
>Rance took a step back, surprised by her transformation. Now that was something you didn't see every day.
>Clearing his throat, the swordsman looked up at the beautiful creature that appeared before him.
D-Disappointing? How so?

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>>5952141
>>5952362
Keep the catfighting up and I'll fingerbang both of your cunt asses to the moon.

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>>5952359
You missed the "Post it" part

Or is it of you getting pegged and you're too embarrassed?

>>5952380
It's like valve is actually trying to kill the game

>>5952380
>tfw you think spells and Merasmus are the best part
But they're fun! The other shit though yeah

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>>5952347
I don't know what "bad-az" means, but I'm excited to learn!
>:33 < *ac unsheathed her blue claws and began jumping up and down, letting her fluffy tail flick around wildly.*
Pawright! What do we do furst?
>>5952362
>>5952400
H-Hot.
>>5952366
Hi, nya! Do you want some sugarwater?

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>>5952097
Huh? My heart? Sheesh, your obsession to kill me is a bit weir-
>Is caught off guard by the hug
What? Didnt know you had that side to you kid.

>>5952335
(Cool, thanks.)
He slowly opens the door to the psychologist's room, peaking his head out before speaking.
Hello. I'm here for my appointment.
>He said quietly, before slowly walking into the room as he took of his jacket and place it on a coat rack. He noticed a bed next to her desk, and slowly laid himself upon it. This was his first time coming to a psychologist, but he was forced himself one after since he had been thinking an unhealthy amount about some perverted thoughts, and was worried it would get in the way of his work.

>>5952401
At least it would be more of a sexual encounter than you're ever going to have.

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>>5952359
[This night just keeps getting better and better.]

>>5952391
>When you're the goddess of the sun and all it touches, you can do most anything.
>A long tail swishes behind her, still attached to the bottom of her spine.
I don't get many takers in my true form these days. I almost miss it. But, ah well. Sengoku Rance, hello!

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>>5952203

>Lena looked down, almost disappointed in her performance as a proper British lady.
>Well, as proper as someone who fucked the whole team could be.
I-I know! How about I start swearing? Like, I dunno, bloody Hell? That's British enough, I think.

>>5952335
>His interest piqued when she mentions that she indulges in sexuality too
Is that so Blossom? You have thoughts about sex too? Maybe...you have pervy thoughts about people you've just met as well?

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>>5952372
WHERE ARE THE BEES

>>5952420
YEAH
THAT'D BEE REALLY NICE ACTUALLY

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>>5952401
(Fucking trash. I still like playing the game on normal gamemodes, though.)

>>5952404
(Merasmus was funny once. Then BONUS DUCKS happened.)
(Ah, but enough offtopic, anyone wanna stuff a brat)

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>>5952460
Wait ya ain't a bee?

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>>5952400
>demotes

>>5952420
kill yourself kitty kat

>>5952421
didn't know you had a micropenis inside you faggot it's in your face heheheh xd

>The professional shitposting kitty hums a cute song.

fuck you

>>5952366
SHARP BUTT

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>>5952472
Do I still have you on discord?

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>>5952474
IM A WASP

>>5952477
NOOOOOOOOO
NOT YOU AGAIN

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>>5952420

Well, that's simple....
>The fishgirl walked around the catgirl, measuring her inner strength... Before extending a hand towards a boulder, pointing at it.
I want you to use your strength to BREAK IT IN TWO. Use your rage to KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH.

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>>5952242
>Centorea visibly cringes.
...I thank thee.

>>5952244
Do not be foolish. One was enough and I am not hungry.
...
B-But if thou has any leftover, I-I'd be happy to take them off thy hands.

>>5952248
>Centorea visibly cringes once more. There's that word again...
I-I thank thee for thy compliment...

>>5952252
Eh?
>Centorea looks over her shoulder at her horse half, noticing some twigs and leafs caught in the hair on her legs where her skirt doesn't cover.
T-This is... A knight's duty is not always a clean one! A-And I...!
>She hesitates and then sighs in defeat, walking over to the anon and seating herself once more.

>>5952294
!!!
>There they are again... Those delectable orange sticks of goodness. She could hardly contain herself.
E-Erm... are thou sure? Surely thou has a better use for them. Are thou hungry? H-Help thyself to them! Ahaha...!
>She looks like she's trying her hardest to resist.

>>5952366
I hope thou does not lose control of thy temper once more. Last time was... less than pleasant.
>Sort of.

>>5952493
I'm glad you remember me

POINTY TUSH

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>>5952420
Yuuup.

>>5952475
Demote me harder. I like it! All I do is change people's names all the time anyway.

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>>5952493
Why are you yelling?

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>>5952506
GRRRRRRRR
YOU AGAIN
YOUD BETTER NOT KILL ANY OF MY WASPS OR ANYTHING
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO RACHNERA YOU HEAR ME???

>>5952507
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5952527
IM JUST LOUD

>>5952540
STABBY REAR

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>>5952442

Sengoku Rance?
... Ahem, I'm afraid my name is just Rance. Sengoku is the name of my seventh Game. Gahahaha.
>Rance was no strange to breaking the fourth wall. After all, several people during his games did that too. Ah yes, Hentai Games.
>Clearing his throat, the swordsman approached the Goddess and took a look at her divine, succulent form.
... I have yet to do it with a Goddess outside my games.

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>>5952540
I can hear that, why?

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>>5952422
>Situated at her desk is a sullen woman, who brightens up just the tiniest bit at his presence and beckons him to take a seat.
And what's brought you here today?

>>5952457
Well...sometimes. When a chiseled jaw, or a fine set of breasts comes in, sometimes I drift off...but I catch myself.
>Most of the time.
We're human beings! Made for sex. And by sex. Literally! It's okay to imagine. Don't let it discourage you from going out and making connections.

>>5952506
>He sighs, dusting off the worst of the detritus from the centaur's back with one of his hands, picking leaves and twigs out of her hair as he starts to brush it with exaggerated, near parental care and attention. He gives her a brief, one-armed hug around the shoulders.
What did you do? Chase a miscreat through a bush?
>His tone is light and joking, but it's obvious that he admires the knight's dedication.

>>5952506
I can share.
>He splits his last organic carrot in half for the busty centaur, snacking on the last half and offering the other.
Still too popular I take it, look at all these replies. Maybe one day the time will present itself
> he eats while pondering about the lewd intentions of the horse and others

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>>5952549
I DONT HAVE A SHARP BUTT OF POINTY BEHIND OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
I HAVE A STINGER
A STINGERRRRRRR

>>5952567
I JUST AM

>>5952482
(Don't believe so.)

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>>5952460
...Oh. I was just joking, I don't actually have any. S-Sorry. Can I interest you in a sugar cookie, instead?
>>5952475
>:33 < *ac dies fur like the 8th time*
>>5952502
The... Rock ovfur there?
>:33 < *ac absentmindedly rubbed her scalp, letting the loose sl33ve of her trenchcoat drift down her lithe arm.*
I-If it makes me tougher, then I guess I'll try.
>:33 < *ac half-heartedly swatted her claw against the surface of the boulder, the blue metal then pinging off it, sending a few stray rock chips flying.*
O-Oh.
>>5952515
Yup what? Speak clearly, Harold.

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>>5952322

All the time.
>The Candy Queen sighed, rubbing her forehead.
But I'll endure~

>>5952330

... D-Don't do that! I'm sure Kokonatsu isn't gay anyway!

>>5952506
>Anon shakes his head, still smiling.
I already ate before I came to visit you. I didn't think it'd be proper to have my stomach growing in front of a stalwart knight.
>Unaware of her restraint, he takes a carrot and holds it towards her face.
They're all for you, so don't hold back! Enjoy yourself!

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>>5952588
AWWWWWWWWWWW
FINE WHATEVER

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>>5952586
>>5951812

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>>5952582
So ya scream all the time and seem vary upset?

>>5952582
RAZOR-EDGED DERRIERE

>Hug

>>5952568
>He turns his head over to her, and sighs.
Well, I've been having some really, well let's just say inappropriate thoughts... And it's gotten to a point where I can't focus on anything else. I need something to clear my mind off of it.

>>5952568
I-I see Blossom. Well, its good to know its not too late for me.
However...I feel as though that only through the pleasures of real flesh I can hope to return to the real world...
>He glances towards Blossom's face with a pleading look
Do you...think you can help me?

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>>5952622
IM NOT UPSET IM PRETTY NORMAL ACTUALLY

>>5952629
>annoyed buzzing
>wasp throws her four arms to the sky
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHYYY

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>>5952588

......
>Undyne looked... Disappointed. Frustrated. Angry.
>She watched too much Anime and was sad to see that a cute catgirl was unable break a rock with ease! Catgirls were powerful the cuter they were and she was cute as fuck!
>BETRAYAL!
You flaming idiot! Look at this!
>A spear materialized on her hand and with a single strike, the cut the boulder in two! Clean cut!
LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AND LEAAAARN!

Any futas in here?

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>>5952646
>PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

>>5952646
I've run out of easy words.
>Tightens the hug around the wasp girl's hips, squeezing close.

>>5952591
Whipped cream jokes too. Geez.
Uh, let's see.
What about nougat?

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>>5952646
Are you freaking out over being hugged?

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>>5952656
https://youtu.be/Ih4ywAFx998

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>>5952656
>Lurking intensifies
>Promise to play Clown intensifies

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evening!

>>5952673
>>5952683
>Both of them teasing and you know neither will actually ERP
When are you two gonna leave finally

Where are you, Installation

>>5952693
(O-oh god is this real)
(Has the time finally come?)

>>5952693
Ms. Wicke!
How do you feel about the rumors going around that the Aether Foundation may not by as pure as some would think?

>>5952718
Milky anon no

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>>5952600
>:33 < *ac's face curled into a smile as she squatted down on the ground and started shoving her gloved hands into her trenchcoat's pockets, procuring various (most likely stale) colored sugar cookies and laying them out on the ground.*
We have all sorts of colors, nya! Which one do you like the most? My favfurrite is gr33n!
>>5952652
W-Wow! That was amazing!
>:33 < *ac was astonished by the durability of the magic spear, and made a mental note on upgrading her claws at a later date.*
Are there any other boulders to try this out on?
...Or did you just slice the last one?

>>5952693
Good evening Ms. Wicke. How are you tonight?

>>5952693
>Was going to stop for the night
>This thicc motherly perfection walk right into the thread
Well damn, pleasure to have you back. I see you picked up that wicke.

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>>5952554
...well, don't I look like a nonce.
>Ammy is only half aware of the meta world, but she knows enough not to question the man's words.
>Deadpool's given her enough headaches.
It's not an easy task? What exactly makes you deserving of it?
>She hardly means the words, being as modest as any ordinary woman, but it's fun enough to tease the boner-addled man, sinking a bit into her heavy robes and coiling her tail around one of her bare feet.

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>>5952658
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5952661
>wasp's claws tremble as he pressed against her
GRRRR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW???

>>5952671
NO
THIS GUY ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME
AND HE DID IT AGAIN
AGAAAAIN

>>5952733
URRRRR
>wasp pinches a yellow cookie in one of her claws and brings it up to her face
IM FINE WITH YELLOW
ARE THESE SWEET??
DOES THIS ONE HAVE HONEY IN IT????
HONEY IS YELLOW

>Ends life because there aren't any actual futas in this thread

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>>5952763
So why not stab'm?

>>5952763
What does it look like I'm doing?
>He leans in, planting a single kiss against the wasp's cheek, while the hug remains unrelenting.

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>>5952733

Damn right,, you should totally go ahead and transform these halves in tinny pellets.
Then grind the pellets into dust!
Do it! DO IT!
>Clearly, Undyne was overly emotional when it came to training. She was, after all, the proudest member of the Royal Guard to Asgore Dremurr.
C'mon, show me what you can do!

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>>5952718
"real" is relative!

>>5952725
I can assure you, these claims are unfounded and preposterous. Members of the Foundation are investigating the source of these rumors. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>5952737
I'm quite well, thank you. How about yourself?

>>5952751
I apologize if my timing was a bit inappropriate, I was busy doing a bit of research.

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>>5952772
It sucks that you're committing suicide and can't find a futa, Anon. Maybe...I could be your futa tonight? Mom and Issun don't have to know.

>>5952805
>Pets the fish

>>5952693
MILKY
WILKY

>>5952683
hnnnng

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>>5952799
NO
THATS NOT NICE
IM A GOOD WASP

>>5952801
>flustered buzzing
F-FINE
I GET IT
>wasps arms awkwardly reach around him and she gives him a hesitant four-armed hug
YOURE HUGGING
AND UHH
KISSING
>buzz buzz buzz

>>5952810
Well, you certainly look real to me!
Real beautiful, in fact...wow~

>>5952810
And about Team Skull, how are you going to keep them away from capturing poaching Pokemon?

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>>5952759

Think about it: I'm strong, handsome, heroic and... Well, aren't Gods supposed to be kind with mortals? I'm as mortal as you can see but also have the will to get closer to Heaven.
>The man approached Ammy, his hands hooking its fingers on the leather belt around his waist, flashing a sharp teeth with his grin. She could also see her reflection on the silver armor he was wearing.
Of course, if there's a task or a trial I must perform first then I will do it to prove my work!

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>>5952860

>>5952810
I'm doing fairly well, I got back from work about an hour ago and trying to relax. How's your work going?

>>5952810
Never a bad time with you around professor. So, you here lurking or you going to show these boys a good time with a real woman. Or as much of a real time as you can handle.

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>>5952883
RACHNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>5952860
There you go! You're pretty smart, wasp! I've kinda missed you, y'know!

>>5952883
>throws a rock up at the branch
GET DOWN FROM THERE! FUCKING SPIDER! GET THE FUCK DOWN!
AHHHHHHH!

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>>5952763
They should be sw33t, they're sugar cookies! I think. Furankly, I'm not sure how old they are.
>:33 < *ac tentatively bit on one of the treats, only to have her kitty-t33th become lodged in it's stale grasp.*
Mrrmph. Ah 'on't fink they haff any honey.
>>5952805
.:33 < *the inspiring words of ac's mentor caused her jumping up and down to increase, then pouncing on one of the halves, slashing her claws wildly at the thick stone.*
>:33 < *ac's relentless attacks left the halved boulder in much smaller slices in a miraculous amount of time, at least fur somepawdy of her size. She sat her haunches down onto the ground, her chests' heavy rising accentuating the beads of gr33n sweat running down her face.*
Th-That was fun! What's next, nya?

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>>5952665

Nougat? I... Don't think so.
Yet.
>Hotaru walked behind the counter and sat there, legs crossed as she sighed, resting her chin against her palm.
Now I want some nougat.

>>5952883
Stop teasing us like this.

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>>5952630
You're looking for a more positive vent? Well, it's always good to see someone taking initiative of their mental health. You can overcome any problem you have, Anonymous, it's just as simple as putting your mind over matter. Tell me what you like to do in your spare time.

>>5952641
>Naively, the psychologist looks to her patient, gleeful that he's been convinced of his worth.
Of course. How can I help you?

>>5952919
thats not egg
she never named her images

>>5952917
Wait, you mean, you don't have nougat here?
>He scratches behind his head, and walks up to the counter, peering over her shoulder.
How is nougat made, anyway?

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>>5952899
GRRR REALLY???
YOU CAN BLAME THE SPIDER
SHE KEEPS THROWING ME IN THE CLOSET

>>5952909
HUH
I THINK ILL PASS
>wasp slowly sets the cookie down
DO YOU HAVE ANY HONEY AT ALL??
NOW IM THINKING ABOUT HONEY

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>>5952540
IF THOU DOST NOT WANT THY WASPS KILLED THEN DO NOT ATTACK ANYONE WITH THEM! REGARDLESS OF WHO THOU WAS TRYING TO GET, THOU STILL STUNG ME! IN A PLACE I'D RATHER NOT GET STUNG!

>>5952577
>Centorea sits patiently as he picks out any debris too large to be brushed away by the brush. Once again, it admittedly feels very nice but... she wasn't going to readily admit that. She blushes at the hug, taken aback by the sudden gesture, then clears her throat.
A-Ahem. Well... I suppose that's a way to put it. Yes. Chasing a... furry miscreant.
>In reality, she had just been chasing a runaway cat.

>>5952580
...
>She stares at the half of the carrot he offers before hesitantly taking it.
I thank thee...
>Was this really okay? W-Won't this give off the wrong impression and ruin her knightly reputation? But carrots are so gooooood! Argh! Centorea tries her best to covertly eat the carrot but the way she enthusiastically chews and the visible bliss on her face give her away all too easily. So goooood!
E-Erm... I am merely doing my duty. Thou should not be afraid to ask for mine assistance. It is what I am here for.

>>5952595
>Mmmmmmmgrgrgraragh! Internal screaming! Was he teasing her?! Centorea's eyes remain glued to the tasty vegetable as he holds it up to her. H-He insisted, didn't he?! I-It was okay to eat them all, right? Right?! J... Just one more!
I-I couldn't possibly eat them all! Ahaha! I'll... I'll just have one...
>She takes the carrot and stares at it for a short moment before taking a small bite. Such a small bite... but so much flavor! How could it be this good!? She could die of happiness! While her bliss is visible upon her face for a moment, she quickly shakes her head and tries her best to keep up her knightly front.
I-I thank thee for thy gift! Twas very -munch- kind of thee!
>She says while sneaking another bite of the carrot in the middle of her sentence.

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>>5952822
>Oh god she's one of those nice kind
>All nice and stuff
>Do I want to corrupt or kill her?
>Wait didn't this bitch take my spot in MvsC3!?
>....Crap how long have I been looking at her!?
>>5952860
.....Fuck I had something for this!

Who's lurking?

>>5952963
I know, I meant that guy stop teasing us with Arachne when EGG isn't here to rp her. It's rough

>>5952977
Hi.

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>>5952851
>inquisitive head tilt

>>5952864
aw, that's certainly sweet of you!

>>5952866
The band of hooligans known as Team Skull don't have much in the way of organization. Our superior technology and intelligence-gathering will allow us to minimize the damage they are capable of doing in the region. If you have any information regarding Team Skull activity, please inform us in a timely manner.

>>5952886
I'm afraid that's classified information. Sorry!

>>5952888
My, I hope you're not implying I can't handle you all!

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>>5952909

.....
>Undyne blinked in surprise. After all, she wasn't completely useless! Hooray! Clapping in response to her somewhat impressive performance, the Fish Fighter approached and patted Nepeta's head.
>Then she walked in front of her, a new spear appearing on her hand before pointing it at the cat, a grim look of determination on her face.
Now it has come to this! Face me in battle!
That's the best way to become a badass!

>>5952989
I thought Nui played Arachne though

>>5952928
Well, I'm a bit of a, writer. I like to create characters and create stories with them.
But with these thoughts, I've been starting to write more, risqué stories...

>>5953007
>Keeps petting

>>5953002
Aww, come on! You can't just let a little bit of your work be leaked. I won't tell anyone, I swear!

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>>5952972
YOURE THE ONE WHO STARTED KILLING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
THEY WERE JUST DOING THEIR JOB AND YOU STARTED SWINGING YOUR SWORD AROUND
GRRRRR
I OUGHTA GET REVENGE ON YOU FOR THIS
BUT I WONT
I WONT STING YOU OR ANYTHING BEECAUSE IM NOT A JERK

>>5952974
WHAT????

>>5953002
Not as sweet as you!
How'd a cutie like you land such a soft...cushy...r-round gig...u-uh, I mean, how'd you get into a place like Aether, anyway?

>>5952968
It's the spider girls fault? Well, either way, I'm glad to see you again. Long time no see!
However, I should get some sleep. Hopefully I'll see you around soon, sharp butt!

>>5953002
Well that's good to hear that the Aether Organization has a kind heart.

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>>5952964

That's simple: You mi flour with cement, add some chocolate and almost to the mix, you bake it... And there you have it!
>Hotaru nodded wisely, her arms crossed under her ample chest.
Nougat!

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>>5953047
Nothing, I said nothing!

>>5953110
I see...flour, cement. Cement...
>His mouth works open and closed, and he looks like he's going to pass a kidney stone for a moment.
Wait, that doesn't sound right.

>>5952928
Well Blossom, I feel as those that your delicate feminine touch can give me a sensation that not even masturbation can reach...
>He feel a growing throb in his loins
C-can you give me a handjob perhaps?

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>>5953084
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
GOODNIGHT

>>5953113
IF YOU SAY SO

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>>5952880
Those aren't very humble traits to cite, hero.
>Laughing, she looks down to the buckle of his belt, trying not to stare too long at the growing tent in his pants.
>Goodness, is he erect all day long?
...oh. Yes. A trial, to taste the flesh of the divine.
>Sitting up rigidly, she tries to appear serious.
If you wish to consort with Amaterasu, goddess of the sun, you must visit a place where few dare to tread. And that place is...the pizza shop.
>Tiny, tiny smile.
Because I am hungry.

>>5952974
Long enough. Hello, Cletus.
>She gives the goop man a sympathetic look.
If it means anything, I would have surrendered my spot, had they asked.

>>5953002
No, No, I'm sure you can. You're more than enough woman to handle any of us in here, quite popular too I can see. I guess it's just, a little hard trying to be so forward with what the heart wants is all.

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>>5953165
Yeah well....wait did you just read my mind?
>>5953150
Yes, yes I did, so you friends with the lady with a horse for an ass?