ERP Thread: Hotaru the Harlot edition. Previous shitpost

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First for sleep.

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>>5940176

DELET

>>5940179

NERD
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I heard someone mention me and pudding?

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First for everyone going to fucking bed and I want to die.

Never forget to pat, huggu, and kissu your Avas.

>>5940202
you still have me mecha

t. anon

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>>5940200
O shit it's you
Nigga just WHERE have you been?

>>5940200
Sup galko, still incredibly sexy and busty I see. You ready to get thrown in with candyslut and coffee whore?

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>>5940202
you still have me mecha

t. <

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>>5940200

Go away!

>>5940187
Hmm....the outfit reminds me of a cat for some reason. Looks super cute though!

I'd love to stay and see how many more costumes you have, but sadly its getting a bit late here.
>pets head
Good night!

>>5940148
>He didn't need to be told twice, given that he was holding back for quite some time to avoid being dubbed a quickshot and laughed at. With Hotaru's approval, the man nods his head and ups the speed of his thrusting to the point where he has to push Hotaru against a wall to avoid potentially knocking her off balance.
Y-you're beautiful Hotaru..you're lovely in.. grnk..everyway!
>With her walls convulsing around his pulsating steel-hard rock, he stops restraining himself and ejaculates deep inside of Hotaru, decorating her pink walls and her core with his white hot spunk!
Oooooooooohh! I-I love you, H-hotaruuuu!

>>5940202
We're getting a wicke soon though. You might want to be around for that strange.

>tfw no cute feminine dick to kiss

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>>5940207
I could tell you but I would have to rape you.

>>5940208
What are we doing? I don't think I can beat that pig hotaru in a pudding eating contest.

>>5940215
Why? Afraid you'll lose?

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>>5940205
I'll never forget your loyalty in these trying times.

>>5940212
You've enough meat to count for five people my dear, you'll do fine.

>>5940227
She's another one of those golden goose avas who'll be hit or miss or be teased then never appear, mark my words, pal. I hope for the best, though.

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>>5940200
>>5940215
has the destined time finally come?

>>5940234
So you are just too impatient to wait or to cowardly to have hope?
Besides the game will be coming out, when she's an actual thing she and the other pokegals in S/M might become popular pickups.

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>>5940234
Now what's THAT supposed to mean?

>>5940234
>golden goose
We had one, and still have one or maybe two in discord. You're just SOL m8

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>>5940233
Ganging up on Hotaru. What else
>Saya tosses Galko a lemon meringue pie and a plate of jello, with a devilish grin. This was bound to be wholesome, clean fun for all the family.
It's simple. We throw these at the Shidare.

>>5940254
>in discord
>implying anyone wants Owain's sloppy seconds

>>5940233
>I would have to rape you
Just how kinky is this dead hours galko?

>>5940234
i'll never forget our 'ayy wassup's to each other and the times you redpilled me.

>>5940257
>still forcing it this late
Nobody fucking cares, just typefuck people.

>>5940272
>getting this triggered

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>>5940250
That the booty thicc as fugg

>>5940254
My commendations for braving the minefield of discord politics for the pussy that remains at the center.

>>5940249
Something inbetween. Like I said, I'll hope for the best. I just wanted to sound silly and dramatic.

>>5940271
Redpill me on redpill overdose.

>>5940280
>dodging politics
You make it sound hard to literally just log on and check the ads. Why do all the discord deniers pretend the discord is just like the thread when you actually have to wallow through far less feces for your poon there.

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>>5940221

>Hotaru reached her orgasm almost at the same time as the male, her walls quivering as their passion pushed her to the limit. Breathing heavily, the Candy Queen covered her eyes with her forearm, ashamed of looking at the man in that state.
>... Or maybe doing it for dramatic effect because she was shameless. Completely so. After a couple of seconds, Hotaru slowly removed the virile, creamy cock from herself, letting the cum seep from her love hole and to sit on a nearby surface to rest, all while enjoying some Jolly Ranchers.
Hmmhm~ That was great... Almost as these Jolly Ranchers~
>She said with a satisfied but tired smile, winking at the man before slowly laying on the wooden counter, tired but happy and satisfied.
C-Come again to come again, will you~?
>Haha! Cumming jokes... What an awful thing and perfect way to wrap the session... Because it's late as fuck.
>Thank you for playing Anon :3

>>5940255

>Hides forever.
>Because I must go.
>Fuck.

>>5940233

I... Fuck you!
>Runs away.

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>>5940276
Breaking News: Any voice of reason is now triggered and shitposting about Owain is perfectly rational and the focus of the threads.

>>5940280
It feels like I know too much about stupid shit and I should stop asking but at the same time, I know so little and need to know more by asking for more joke redpills.
This is the future of redpilling.

>>5940292
Because people from there constantly shovel their shit into the thread where it doesn't belong because they're too cowardly to say anything to people they find annoying. This huge Owain meme is all the fault of a bunch of betas too scared to speak up about some normie stealing their e-pussy.

>>5940190
Why delete it? It's sexy as all hell.

>>5940276
>being the instigator
>playing the TRIGGERED card when people call your bullshit
Dude dank memes roflmao.

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>>5940295
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5940306
Damn right it is.

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>>5940280
Maybe, but I don't see what that has to do with that.

I still remember those belly rubs, you know.

>>5940301
Go back to the last two threads and tell me it's any improvement, and you have the benefit of an actual fucking ban this time.

>>5940298
>>5940311
Easiest (Yous) of my life

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Stop fighting over a brown person and typefuck more, people!
Also, goodnight everyone. Jesus Christ, it's late and tomorrow I need to go to see the Doctor.

>>5940319

>Frenchkisses Saya when she least expects it.
>She likes this.
Hello goodbye.

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I think it's time we take an extended rest, /erp/.

>>5940323
>Is called out
>no I don't believe what I'm saying it a lebin troll
Thanks man, I was feeling pathetic but then you came along and showed me the true meaning of the word

>>5940295
>The man stumbles for a moment as Hotaru pulls away, feeling very cold and very lost for a moment before he braces himelf. Turning to look at her brings a small smile to his face as he goes to collect this clothes.
Definitely..I'll be coming back here more than you can handle.
>Aha! His own little cumming joke to counter hers. Regardless of how lame it was, he quickly gets dressed and kisses Hotaru on the cheek before getting out of here. This was so going to get him screwed over at work. But damn if he gives a fuck.

>no problem, thanks for playing with me champ

>>5940333
You're still responding to the memes, anon. Keep pretending you aren't triggered.

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>>5940321
I-I just mean you're a big girl, and that counts for a lot.

... and I do too. Very fondly.

>>5940326
>tomorrow I need to go to see the Doctor.
;)

>>5940292
Well, I can't deny that much.

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>>5940326
>Definitely like this
>Slaps ass on her way out

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>>5940299
I posted too quick trying to meme Hotaru before she left. Anyway, that's me. A repository of pointless information because I have nothing better to fill my head with.
I wanted to come home and blast someone in particular since I was an off mood but hanging out with your johkahs helped that urge ease off.

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>>5940345
... Oh, whoops, in my tiredness I somehow misread "You'll do fine" as "You'll be fine". As in "You'll be fine without me" or something like that.

Sorry, I did done dumbed.

Also, 4U.

>>5940369
That would explain the reply's tone then. I was a little confused.

Time to shed the neckbeard for a bit.

>Strokes the cat's big belly gently.

>>5940366
Hey, that's pretty good. At least we kept your finger off the trigger for today.
Your answer to the redpill requests usually made me laugh so it wasn't completely pointless. Just 90%.

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>>5940376
Oh?

>The plump cat shivers slightly as feels the familiar hand on her pudgy stomach.

Ah, that brings back memories~

>>5940396
I'm glad I can provide something while I'm doing the whole pointless blogging thing, at least.

>>5940398
>His fingers squish into the soft flesh of her belly, making it bulge out a bit as he wobbles it a tiny bit, a smile on his face.
Same here.... don't make yourself stay up too long on my pervy hands' account, though.

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>>5940416
>The soft flesh gives under the pressure of his hand, his fingers sinking just enough to hug the slight rolls in-between. She leans forward slightly, pressing the warm and soft skin into his palm just that much further.
Mmmm~ Don't be silly, I wouldn't have mentioned belly rubs if I didn't want them~

>>5940444
>He leans his head forward, pressing a soft kiss to her shoulder when she leaned forward herself, his fingers never once stopping running over the smooth flesh of her belly, squeezing it and jiggling it a little now and then. His eyes eventually looked downwards, watching her flesh move, as well as how her breasts did much the same in her meager top.
Heh, well I won't be a nag about it then. This is a nice thing to come home to either way...

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>>5940452
I very much agree.
>As he kisses her shoulder, she rests her own head against his in turn, before beginning to emit a low, quiet purr.

>After a moment, she slowly lifts her head to whisper in his ear:
Feel free to rub other things, if you want~
>She said, before reaching to her top and tugging on the thin piece of string barely holding her fat cat tats in place.

>>5940497
>He watches how her tits wobble with the tug of the flimsy string. He needs little more invitation than that, one hand leaving her thick belly to take the heft of one of her breasts into his hand, squeezing it rather eagerly as he pushes a bit closer to the lounging cat, kneading breast and belly in equal measure.
Mmm...
>He fiddles with the fabric of her top a bit then, tugging enough to let one of her breasts pop out with a heavy bounce, right into his waiting palm which starts to tweak the just as plump nipple.
Good kitty.

>>5940343
leave 4chan, and go back to facebook where you belong

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>>5940524
>Her purring accentuates as he begins to play with the stubby pink nub, her puffy tail curling behind him as she bites her lower lip.
Nnnf~... You're pretty skilled with those hands of yours.
>She then pulls him along on top of herself as she lays down on the couch, which they totally were sitting on all along.
We should do this more often~

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>that OP pic
oh my lawd

>>5940575
Kurisu is into bondage too, huh?

Man, what a deviant.

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>>5940575
Afternoon, Kurishit.

>>5940572
>He feels the fluff of her tail wrapping around his back, urging him a little closer. He grins, hearing the cat's little murmurs, kissing her cheek, her jawline gently.
Lots of practice around here. I know how to treat softness just right...
>He lets out a little murmur himself as he's pulled ontop of her softness, smirking down to her as he gently twists her nipple, one of his legs pressed between her squishy thighs.
We really should. You know my hands are the best at treating your chub just right.

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>>5940583
Afternoon? Bitch it is 7 AM.
>>5940581
Bondage is GOTY.

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>>5940598
Bitch it's noon in Ireland.

>>5940598
>Kurishit in best timezone
You just earned yourself +1 respect

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>>5940607
Bitch fuck your metric system.
>>5940614
I'm glad, anon-kun!

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>>5940631
Enjoy your inaccurate scientific measurements, Amerikek.
>chains
>furlongs
Cmon it's 2016.

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>>5940590
>She grins, nodding in response.
That they are~
>The swollen teat flops around between his fingers, its stiffness indicating just how much her body was agreeing with her.
>As he kisses her cheek, she slowly turns her head so that their lips would meet. Kissing them softly at first, she then lets her tongue prod tentatively at the entrance of his mouth, wordlessly requesting to be let in.

>>5940676
>His eyes close as he allows the cat what she desires, lips parting with his tongue moving to meet hers. There's a soft wet sound as their pink muscles meet, pressing against one another as he kisses her deeply.
Mmm...
>He twists and prods at her nipple, his other hand running down her soft hip, squeezing at her love handles, and toying with the string of her panties. He tries to speak, the words slurred by the wetness of their kiss. Instead, his knee presses more forcefully between her legs.

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>>5940697
>Not particularly needing to be kneed in the crotch to know what he was getting at, she runs her hand along his back before reaching under him for his own hand. She grabs his thumb and hooks it around the side of her garment, hinting at him to go ahead and undress her fully.
>In turn, she reaches for his own pants, undoing the button and zipper before pulling them down his thighs. It might have seemed a little pointless to some, but she found it more exciting to undress one another rather than each own.

>>5940731
>He wiggles his hips to accomadate her own tugging, his pants off in no time though he has to make some room to shrug them off. Still, even as he does so, their kiss never breaks, his tongue continuing to run over hers. His cock hangs heavily, half-hard and growing all the harder as they kiss and undress each other, his hand taking hold of her skimpy panties and down much the same as she did to he, working them off.
Want... phah... me inside again, kitty?
>he asks, his breathing heavy and hot against her lips as he broke the kiss to ask his question, smirking to her.

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>>5940598
[Always the deviant harlot, aren't we?]
You prefer kinbaku, then?

>>5940752
>Pats the Watashi

>>5940190
GOOD
>>5940200
BETTER
>>5940207
BAHR

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>>5940742
>Breaking the kiss along with him, she licks her lips and takes a deep breath as she listens to his question, before nodding once again in agreement.
I want you to rub me deep inside, yes~
>Once they're fully naked, she hugs him a little closer against herself, letting his hardening member press and sink slightly into the plump flesh right below her navel.
Those are the best massages, after all~

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>>5940757
>Watashi begins to doze as the petter...pets her.

>>5940631
You probably know what I want from you right now, considering how I beg for it whenever you're here.

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>>5940772
What does BAHR mean?

>>5940799
>Once the cat makes it obvious what she desires, the male takes a solid hold of her soft, fluffy sides, pulling her closing to him by the hips. Her legs spread on either side of him, his length drags down her soft belly as he shifts her position a bit. His eyes never leave hers as he can still feel the moisture of her saliva still on his own lips, a squirm of his hips letting his cock drag down her moist lower lips.
>At feeling her warmth, one hand leaves her hip to take hold of his length by the base, steadying it at the same time his hips push forward, a relaxed sigh leaving his hips as he enters the cat's warm, wet sex.
Ah... they sure are...

>>5940822
>Pinches her nipples

vagineers

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>>5940858
>Uppercuts with the force of a speeding locomotive.
Nnnno!

>>5940858
>trying to typefuck a 13-year-old shitposter
>>5940890
Got what you deserved.

>>5940890
>His jaw is shattered and he falls on the floor
>It seem's he is dead

>>5940822
It's a joke.

You probably didn't get it since I don't know if BAHR is a thing where you're from

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>>5940903
>Saya prods the seemingly dead lecher with a finger, then felt for a pulse with her thumb, immediately finding it.
You're alive. Get up.
>>5940911
<Never heard of that expression. Enlighten me.>

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>>5940854
>Her own gaze remains fixed on him as she feels the underside of his shaft drag across her finely trimmed shock of red hair, before the gorged tip glide along her glistening slit.
Mmm~
>She can't help but smile and purr in anticipation, until his throbbing member gently spreads her lips apart and burrows into her. At which points, she lets out an audible moan.
A-Aahhn~

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>such epic roleplay

>>5940917
>He groans in pain in response
>One hand trying to hold his fucked up jaw in place
>Standing up all the same

>>5940917
Shit, it's actually called "Behr".
But it's a paint company, and their slogan is "Good, Better, Behr".

>>5940920
Cute kitty sounds.
>He chuckles at her soft moaning, though his grunts were quite audible as well as he settled inside of her wetness. Squirming his hips a little, hands once more taking hold of her soft hips once he was inside, he begins to rock his hips against her. Each little thrust makes her belly and breasts wobble, which he watches with a certain amount of perverted glee.
>His thrusting is slow so he can drink in such details, but over time, he starts to move a little quicker, his own stomach pressing into the cat's wobbling belly.
Haah, I missed you kitty cat.

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>>5940930
H-hey, are you alright?
>Forgetting the reason why she had smashed his jaw to smithereens, Saya broke into tears.
Pleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsue!
>>5940934
<Ah, neato.>

>>5940973
>He takes out his phone to make for easier responses
You broke my jaw. Why should I not sue you?
>He takes advantage of her poor memory
>Blood still drips down his other arm from his jaw

>checking archive stuff to go wank to an old session of mine
>mostly browsing comfy hours from early July/late June
>suddenly feel sad
We'll never have those times back will we

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>>5940982
>Pressured further by his threats, Saya's chances of her short term memory coming back were dropped next to naught.
I'm s-sorry! Do you h-have insurance?!

>>5941003
Go even further back and watch the end of the golden age in reverse

>>5941008
I do but I'm not sure if handles assault
>He shoots her a glare
>But soon his gaze turns to checking her out
How badly do you not want to be sued?

>>5941011
The Paul wedding was literally where the doomsday clock hit midnight.

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>>5940949
Oh, shush! ... Nya~
>She lets out playfully, a bright blush covering her cheeks as he works her soft and pudgy body up and down, making it jiggle with each of his thrusts.
I- Mmnn~ missed you too!
>Resting her hands on the back of his neck, she begins to rock her own hips against him. As he picks up in rhythm and vigor, she does likewise, vaguely wondering for a moment if the couch would hold under the force of their intense love-making.

>>5941022
>>5941021
>>5941011
>>5941003
Holy shit, you nostalgiafags are annoying.

>>5941027
So are you, but we live with it.

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>>5941016
Really badly! If we're sued, our business...
>Thoughts of the already so-so financial status of her café plummeting because of lawyer fees, or even worse, being forced to pay reparations caused a second onset of panic for Saya, and once again she began her tirade of inane prattle.
Pleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsuepleasedon'tsue!

>>5941030
Nice damage control there bucko

>>5941037
I could say I fell down some stairs if you do something I don't want to go around telling everyone about
>He is a quick typer with just one hand
>He shows her what he typed on the screen in a way to block his face
>Knowing full well it would hurt like a bitch with his shattered jaw

>>5941023
>He let out a low whistle, feeling how her sex squeezed and squelched around him, and how her flesh felt rippling against his own. He pressed himself a little closer to her, not slowing down the motion of his hips for a moment, and if anything, picking up a bit more speed. Indeed, the couch began to rock as well, creaking ever so slightly as he pounded the cat into it.
>A hand runs down her hip to a heavy, thick leg, wrapping it around his hips as he continued moving, an audible squelch coming from the union of their sexes as her wetness increased, soaking their crotches and the fabric of the couch beneath their union.
Hnnn... just a bit more, fat cat...
>He sighed with a tone of playfulness, and of course, a growing, needy lust.

I want to fuck some titties now.

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>>5941057
>Confusion replaced dread for Saya as she read the message he had typed out. For about a minute she stared and puzzled out what he meant, until the answer suddenly came to her. She raised her fist for a second crippling blow, but quickly realised the consequences.
You mean... that, right?

>>5941095
>He nods and puts his phone away
>Slowly he hobbles over to a booth to lay down
>His eyes stare at her expectantly as if to say 'well are you coming?'

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>>5941114
>tfw i honestly dont know who any of those characters are

>>5941114
I could go for taking advantage of Elizabeth to help the hours

>>5941114
Which character would you recommend to a horny anon like me?

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>>5941120
From left to right
Poppy(League of legends)
Elizabeth(Seven deadly sins)
Sona(League of legends)
Camilla(Fire Emblem Fates)
Tsuyu(Boku no hero Academia)
Miss Fortune(League of legends)
Magnolia(Bravely Second)
Ophelia(Fire Emblem Fates)
>>5941122
(Well I guess it would be easier since the other guy wants Elizabeth to want her too.)
>>5941121
(Alright. How would you want to start?)

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>>5941072
>As he grabs hold of her meaty thigh, she instinctively does the same with her other one, wrapping both of her thick legs around his hips as he plows into her soaked and heated folds.
Oooh fuuck~! Keep going! I'm-...!
>She trails off, no bothering to say anything more to instead focus her energy on mirroring his own motions, ramming herself down onto his shaft with loud, wet slaps.
Nnngh~ Aaah!
>Her tongue was dangling off the side of her mouth freely as she let out her loudest moans yet. Her eyes had rolled up towards the ceiling, and it was clear she was also very close to her own limit, at that point.

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>>5941104
<Booth? What did he mean by this?>
>Saya shuffled her way over to him, the aura of reluctance from her almost tangible.
So... What do I do now?
>Twiddling her thumbs, she sat down on a stool by the counter, waiting for the demands to set aside her dignity.
>>5941120
<From left to right: Poppy, Sanya(?), Sona, Tsuyu, Camilla, literal who (X3)>

>>5941135
Fine by me.
Want a starter from me too?

>>5941135
(Maybe some exploring hands while she waits tables but she stays for information?)

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>>5941145
(Sure.)
>>5941147
(Mhm, sounds good. Could you start us off?)

>>5941152
>He hand entered the boars hat because he had heard about a naive waitress that wasn’t opposed to getting groped. When he sat alone at his table he decided to look for this famous waitress and his jaw almost dropped at just how good looking she was. He really wasn’t expecting her to be good looking but he soon remembered what the other half of the rumour was, pretend to have information about the seven deadly sins. He whistles for her to come over while he thinks up some lie to use when he finishes

>>5941136
>As her thick legs wraps around his waist, he's completely trapped against her softness and he wouldn't want it any other way. He starts to pant rather heavily, hints of sweat on his brow from the exertion of fucking the mewling catgirl.
Hah... hah... Nelko... I'm... gonna...!
>One more powerful thrust, then a second. On the thigh he rested heavily against the squirming catgirl, cock twitching deep inside her hot pussy as he started to squirt, filling the cat's plump pussy with a thick load of backed up sperm. As he orgasms, spilling his seed inside of her, he sees her face go silly and takes this chance to lean in, his tongue extending to lick at her own hanging out tongue, slurping the muscle into another wet kiss as he continued to thrust against her wobbly body, emptying himself inside of her completely.
>Only once he was spent did the kiss end with a wet 'pop', his cheek pressing to hers as he panted harshly.
Ha, hah... best.. kitty...

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>>5941176
>Elizabeth runs to and fro in the busy bar, her clothes clinging to her body from the sweat that accumulated on her skin. Her breasts bounced around in her shirt from her movements, rushing to get the next order to the table on time. Her skirt barely covers her round rear, pushing up the small cloth with its size. She takes a short break, leaning over a table to catch her breath as the bar clears out for the night. Her ears perk when the sound of a whistle reaches her, turning around and bounding over to the man with the same earnest look she always has. She gives him a warm smile and pushes her chest out, unintentionally teasing him with her bust.
"Hello sir, is there something you desire from me?"

>>5941205
>Thank god he got there late enough that everyone else seemed to be clearing out. As soon as she is within reach his hand shoots out and slides under her skirt to grab her butt and pull her closer
Well I could use a drink and I heard you are offering any reward for information about the seven deadly sins
>He grins as his eyes give her body an deep and hungry gaze. She was apparently willing to do anything for the information and its not like they would find out he was lying, at least not until he was long gone.

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>>5941181
>Her wobbling and pillowy body shudders as she reaches her own climax practically simultaneously. Her weighty legs clasped even more against him, pressing him into herself as her muscles contracted. She would have cried out in pleasure as she felt his hot seed feel her kitty womb, but as he kissed her she instead mewled longly into his mouth.
M-MMMMmmmmh~~...!
>Then, after the longest time, she very slowly lets go of him as she basks in the afterglow. Sweating, panting, and spent, she struggles slightly to focus her gaze back at him.
Aaah... Aahhh... That was just as good as I remembered... Maybe even better!

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>>5941236
"Ah!"
>Elizabeth lets out a startled gasp as he gropes her squishy rear, the soft flesh conforming to his fingers. Her hand holding a pitcher of beer shakily pours it into the man's empty cup, not forgetting to do her job as he molests her. Her face blushed bright red at the man's forwardness, a shiver running through her body at his touch. "Meliodias did say I would have to do some unsavory things for information..." she thought to herself as she looked at the man.
"U-Um...If the information is good...I-I could do something..."

>>5941243
>Following their mutual release, they laid there for a time in silence, their soft pants tickling each other's faces, and sweat and more mixing and marking their union.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder... and the loads bigger, or something. I'll try and visit my favorite cat more often, Nelko...~

>>5941266
Well I think if you want my information about Gowther you should have to earn it first, isn’t that only fair?
>His fingers keep molesting her soft ass, she really didn’t seem to be fighting back at all. He of course just pulled that name from the poster he could see and had no idea where whoever that was could be. His other hand attempts to lift her skirt from the front, making her flash him her panties when she finishes pouring his drink. How long would she continue to do nothing against him, and could he really get away with all of this?

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>>5941298
>Elizabeth pushes her butt back into the man's hand, allowing him to get as much of a feel of her bubble butt as he wants. Her cheeks heat up in a mixture of embarrassment and arousal, being groped so roughly in public making her feel odd. She makes no move to cover her panties when he flips her skirt up, assuming these were all a part of the things she needed to do to get information on Gowther. She looks around to make sure no one else is in the bar before pressing her hand to his chest, looking at him nervously.
"H-How would you like me to earn it...Sir?"

>>5941329
I think you can tell exactly what you need to do, let’s start by getting you to open that cute top
>His perverse gaze only got more intense as she agreed to his ultimatum. Both his hands slide under her skirt and move to each hip before pulling down her panties and attempting to take them off. He didn’t seem to be wasting any time, and the tent growing in his pants showed just how much he liked her acceptance.
Have you gone this far before or do you need a guide?

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>>5941289
>She nodded, a satisfied and beaming smile on her face.
Don't worry about it. It's definitely worth the wait.
>She said with a content sigh, playing with his hair while she relaxed as she served as a body pillow. Quite a good one at that, too.
Mmm... Wanna take a quick cat nap here, then~?

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Hahaha......
These RPs......
They didn't even span three posts at least.....
Wow.....
So this is the power......
of 4chan.......

>>5941349
Hey Cake

>>5941345
>Indeed, he laid against the catgirl rather comfortably, her chest, belly, and everything else serving as a warm bed for the male. He softly kissed her cheek, nodding to her suggestion as one hand roamed her side, his cock still buried inside of her warmth.
Mmm... that sounds lovely to me.

>>5941349
my gosh, what incredible power

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>>5941342
>Elizabeth bites her lip and closes her eyes at the man's request, her reluctance causing her to grip and tug at the bottom of her shirt. She slowly pulls it up until it gets caught on her breasts, giving it one final jug to allow her sizable breasts free. They are supple and perky, with hardening nipples on each one. She gasps when his hands grab onto her panties, the flimsy cloth coming down with ease. She steps out of them and allows the man a view of her mostly naked body, now only covered by her skirt.
"I-I have um...a bit of experience."
>She climbed into the man's lap and straddled his waist, her hand reaching down to unzip his pants

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>>5941354
Come back to me when you write 6000 characters or more.....
I'll be waiting, Softy Snake......

>>5941367
Truly inedible......

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>>5941360
(And on that note, off to bed I go!)
(As far as classic vanilla fucks go, this was pretty nice. I hope it was enjoyable for you too!)

>>5941400
(Sure was, always a good time with you Sponts. Sleep well.)

>>5941373
Ohh I can see that now but how about laying down the table for me, a soft girl like you seems like she prefers to take it over riding it~
>When she sits on his lap he lifts her skirt again, trying to get a view of her cute little lips. Once he took in the spectacle he moves his hands to instead play wth her heavy and soft breasts. They were even softer then they looked and bounced so well in his hands, he couldnt help but wrap his mouth around one of the hardening nipples. As his cock flies free of its confines he lifts his hips to help her fall back into the table, letting her body be on full display for him

>tfw no Jun

>>5941373
>MG Renders
>.jpg
You fucked up.

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>>5941413
>Elizabeth groans as he feels his fingers start to grope and touch her breasts, sensitive after not being touched in so long. She pushes her nipples into his hand, the pillowy round orbs easily filling his palm with the grabbable tit flesh. She cries out as she feels his lips wrap around her hard pink nub, pants and moans forcing their way through her lips as she tries to hold back. She grinds against the man's bulge for a few moments, teasing it with her quickly moistening entrance. She leans back onto the table, closing her eyes as she spreads her legs, showing off her flushed ready flower, begging to be penetrated.

>>5941495
>He kicks the chair he was sitting in back. The sight before him was far to tempting to just let stay as is and he leans forward, letting his tongue gently tease along her flower before moving to mount her. His cock was twitching in position as he looks into her eyes, he wondered if the information even mattered to her at this point. He lines his cock up and slowly pushes his hips forward so it slides into the more then welcoming entrance … He was going to make sure more people knew this rumor

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>>5941523
>Elizabeth waits with baited breath as the man places his face in between her legs. She lets out a needy moan when his tongue traces over her flushed lips, already wet with her sticky love juices, coating the man's tongue in her tangy flavor. She pushes her hips towards the man to feel more of his tongue and lets out a slightly dissapointed groan when he pulls away. She looks down and sees his thick hard cock, her tongue sliding over her lips almost as if she could taste it. She balls her hands into fists when he pushes past her slick lips, filling her pussy with his throbbing cock meat. Each inch he slides into her making her squirm and twitch in pleasure.

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What's up degenerates?

>>5941604
Elena is cute. CUTE!

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>>5941624
Do you have any evidence to accompany those harsh accusations?

>>5941579
>The way she squirms has him let out his own random moans while so close to her. Finally his cock is as deep into her as he can go and he slowly starts to pull it out before harshly slamming it back in. Her body was demanding he go hard and who was he to deny it? His hips continue this routine of slow out and hard in, his gaze switching between her erotic face and how her soft breasts bounce with the wet slapping sound. Her walls were coiled tightly around her he could tell she really loved her customers

>>5941677
See"the Bismuth incident."

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>>5941687
I claim temporary insanity

>>5941720
Hmm. Fair, but with you, wouldn't it be the inverse? You should be pleading temporary bout of sanity.

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>>5941679
>Elizabeth's pussy stretches to accommodate the pulsating thick cock that pushes deeper into her insides, her walls squeezing tightly around him as if it wanted to milk it for all its worth. The motions flow from base to tip, all of his pre cum being pushed out of his body by her cock-hungry pussy. She tries her best to hold back her moans and cries but to no avail, her many noises flowing from her lips. Her hips push back into his, making each of his thrusts poke and prod against her womb, ready to take his thick load in exchange for the knowledge he (supposedly) knows. Her pillowy soft butt shakes with the force of his thrusts, her breasts jiggling and shaking each time he plunges between her folds.

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>>5941734
I... err

No! It's not like that, I'm sane! All the time!

>>5941770
I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Or just as mad.
And you do both.
So there you have it.
Stark raving sane.

>>5941741
F-fuck, are you sure you only do this for information?
>His thrusting got faster, her more then welcoming pussy egging him on for more and more. His hips now rapidly slamming against her cushioned body. The feeling of her soft ass had him curious just how that felt but at the moment her warm insides were driving him almost mindless. He could feel his cock head hitting her womb, her hungry body rocking against his as she losses herself to lust.

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>>5941777
I AM NOT INSANE!

No...wait, what did you say?

>>5941804
Stark raving sane?

See, this is what that first anon meant, confused Elena is cute. CUTE!

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>>5941780
"I-I'm not naughty...t-this is for the good of the kingdom..."
>Her words come out shaky and unsure, the fierce balls deep pounding she's receiving tearing down her resistance. Her pussy is hot and wet, coiling around every inch of his member as he pushes it in. Every time he thrusts inside her walls squeeze like they never want him to let go, and every time he pulls out they make it a herculean effort to try and leave the comforting heat. Her hips roll in a circle as she yearns for him to thrust back inside of her, her mouth hanging open slightly as she wordlessly begs for more.

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>>5941826
I AM NOT CUTE!

>>5941911
Just a cuck

>>5941911
Cute, Cuter, CUTEST!

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>>5941915
I..Err...What?

Like...WHAT?

>>5941918
No, no, NO!

>>5941926
Elena is a cute, sane Nazi KEK from Uzbekistan.

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>>5941926

>>5941898
“Its for the good…of you to~”
>He keeps thrusting in faster as her body begs for more. His hand moves to groped her soft bouncing breast as he goes as hard and fast as he can. For the good of the kingdom? He really cant be sure the kingdom would be proud of her being cream pied for a lie. His cock starts to go tense, he doesn’t have much longer till he will cum

>>5941926
Cute Nazi

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>>5941943
"I-Mmm~...D-Don't w-Ahn~!..."
>Each of her protests his cut off by a throaty moan each time the man's pulsating cock meat plows into her insides again. Her love juices flow out of her, coating his member in the proof of her sticky arousal. Her hips slap against his intensely, his pre cum slathering her insides pooling onto the table, staining it in their fluids. Elizabeth's eyes stare down where they are connected, enraptured by the sight of him thrusting into her insides. She practically screams when he feels his rugged hand grip her breast, her puffy nipple rubbing against his hand and making her yearn for him even more. She looks away in shame as she speaks in barely above a whisper.
"Y-You can cum inside...i-if that will give me more information..."

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>>5941932
I am no...

Uzkbekistan? What?

>>5941935
NO!

>>5941945
Nein!

>>5942152
C U T E
U
T
E

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>>5940752
Oh, most definitely.

>>5942214
You're cute, could I hug you?

...I'd also ask can I cum on your legs/feet, but I've mentioned it so many times that it's probably starting to get repetitive.

>tfw you will never erp with EGG

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>>5940202
>wanting to die
we're fucking full

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>>5942303
You can hug,my feet are busy.

>>5942245
I fucking loved these.

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>>5942161
God damn... FINE!

I'm cute...whatever....

Anyway what's this cesspit been up to?

>Captcha
>Bridge Raptor RD

I'd just like a blowjob, please.

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>>5942382
>we're fucking full

Ehehehehe...

Funny.

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>>5942486
How much?

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>>5942486
How sloppy you want it?

>>5942499
How much?

>>5942504
Sloppy is good, better if you take your time.

>>5942504
I want DMG to swallow my load but I have to leave for an hour.
Feels bad man

>>5942499
Fifty cents.

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>>5942504
>>5942516
Same

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>>5942512
Well then. Take it out dumb dumb!

>>5942516
See you in an hour <3

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>>5942512
How. Much?

>>5942521
Cheap bastard...
>sighs

But I need it anyway...

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>>5942504
>Sharply smacks the DMG butt on the way out
Soon, you.

>>5942537
Nazi girl too scary.

>>5942408
Good enough for now, I guess.
>hugs Kurisu

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>>5942548
>Jumping from the impact of the birb's harsh smack of the magician's rear she reaches back, cupping her now sore cheek
HEY!... Okay we're even now..

>>5942525
You'll really suck it?

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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https://youtu.be/atMs_zOPW6w

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>>5942562
Now now, I don't bite, unless you tell me to.

Wouldn't you want your own busty little lap-dog, someone who would do, anything and everything you wanted them to do?

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>>5942571
>Nodding happily she closes her eyes while beaming a bright smile at you.
Suck it, bob my head on it, lick it. Give it the slutest of slurps! Anything you want!

>>5942572
>Throws ball of yawn.

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>>5942572
But I'm not gentle

>>5942586
I'm not dom enough for this.

>>5942603
Just tell her to gas something.

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>>5942588
It's mine it's mine get away-
>Shreds and strings of yarn are flying about in moments, the long claws on her gloves tearing it all up to bits as she bats it around with the unbridled amusement of a toddler next to a bubble machine for the first time.
Ah~

>>5942594
And hardly a man, but I thought I'd be polite.

>>5942586
Even gas the jews?

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>>5942622
I'm more man then you are cat!

>>5942588
No one has ever sucked me before, or been so eager!

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>>5942622
>Sitting next to the kitty lady she pets the top of her head casually as she rips apart the ball of string
How's my good kitty today?

>>5942642
Never? Never ever? Are you a virgin?~

>>5942651
Yes. Though a girl touched it once or twice.

>>5942608
Keep your fart fetish.

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>>5942657
How adorable!
>She happily says as she squats in front of you, her height now level with your waist. She tugs at your belt line slightly before undoing it, letting your pants fall in a pool around your ankles. leaving you in your boxers. She lunges forward and presses her cheek to your cock tightly fit in your underwear. Rubbing her smiling cheek to the bump.
Cute virgin cock!

Bolin will be gone until the 5th because he posted the name "Ben Fischbein" on /pol/.

>>5942701
rejoice

>>5942686
>She can feel every twitch and throb of his cock against her cheek, the cotton fabric of his boxers thin. His size is easy to guess at just under over five inches. He looks down at her, hands at his sides, nervously fiddling with the waistline of his boxers.
>I-Is it really that cute? I'm pretty sure at my age it's just pathetic.

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>>5942635
That's not true and you know it. I am plenty feline.

>>5942651
>No objection comes from the lethal looking woman on the ground, content to tear and tear away at the slowly dissipating ball.
Well and dandy, plenty of pocket to pick. And how are you?

>>5942686
>holds DMG tightly

>>5942701
>Bolins going to be gone until the 5th
>Paul is going to be gone for at least 30 days
Rejoice!

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>>5942717
>Continuing to rub her cheek on the swelling size in his boxers she smiles ear to ear. Almost entranced by it. Her hand reaches up and quickly pulls down the tight fitting shorts, exposing his average sized member. Her pecking lips planting a few light kisses around the base of the shaft, if he wasn't lying this was the first time he ever felt a woman's lips at his cock. And each kiss was magical. Kissing all the way up his length she finishes with a long, deep kiss at the tip of your cock.
mmmmah! How that feel?

>>5942738
Well and dandy, plenty of cocks to suck!
>She says in a light hearted mocking tone. as she watches the Cat woman pick away at the string, casually petting down her head, neck, and back.
... Just don't steal anything from me, okay sunshine?

>>5942751
>Squeezes just as hard, if not harder back

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>>5942738
So ya crap in a box?

>>5942770
>Paul is going to be gone for at least 30 days
Are you blind?

>>5942575
>>5942523

>>5942770
>Paul is going to be gone for at least 30 days
explain?

POST BUTTS

>>5942796
>>5942805
He's starting to try and evade bans. Just look at the beginning of the last thread when he was sperging > got banned > and instantly ban evaded to continue sperging.

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>>5942811
Butte

gtfo /b/ kuntrisu

>>>/b/708899151
>>>/b/708899151
>>>/b/708899151

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>>5942603
Oh?

Well we can play switch too, in which case the part of the dog... falls onto you.

If you're into that sort of thing.

>>5942630
Ugh...the eternal cliché.. but yes. Even gassing the jews...

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>>5942811

>>5942835
I'd rather not be a dog either. I'm just shy and dont' think I could give you what you wanted.

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>>5942793
Not quite that far, my friend.

>>5942792
That's awfully blunt of you to say. I like it.
>The underlying muscle of her back tenses and flexes against the sorcerer's hand, and the hands crawling lower and lower earn a dusky purring noise from Selina.
Oh, sure, Scout's Honor.
>King's Cross, too. Sucker.

>>5942811

(*ﾟ∀ﾟ)つ=lニニフ

>>5942825
What he get banned for before? I just got here and I don't feel like reading old threads

>>5942847
hi mooty

Oldfags > Midfags >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newfags

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>>5942842
Tsk tsk tsk, don't be shy, as I said, I don't bite, unless you like it...

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>>5942845
HA! then I win this round!

>>5942852
Wouldn't matter if you read the last threads since the posts got removed. He was just spamming and posting stupid shit. Would of probably only got a one day ban if he stopped after his ban but he kept going.

>>5942792
>Each kiss is quite magical, bringing whimpers and moans from him, he's already panting, he won't last long, At the head of his cock is foreskin, sensitive, his hands clenching at his sides now that his boxers are off. Breathing heavily he takes a moment to recover.
The best! I've never felt anything so good. You'll let me cum right?
>His cock is eager, twitching quite happily for her, sack hanging just below bunched up neatly near the base.

newfags are the cancer killing erp

>>5942879
Well, if you want to suck me then, I'd like that. If you wanted to ride me too that'd be even better.

>>5942901
Shitposters are the cancer killing erp

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>>5942910
I gladly would, but unfortunately I have to go for a while, I'll be back within 2 hours time.

If you're still here by then, do hit me up.

And I'll make sure you won't leave unsatisfied.

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>>5942845
>Smiling, clueless that her wallet was already stolen by the kitty her hand reaches lower and lower down the back of her with each pet. Slowly she just lays her hand on the perky rear of the cat. Almost trying to make sure she wasn't noticed as she fondles the round rear.

>>5942898
>She nods a reply. Of course she'll let him cum! That's all she wanted. But she couldn't say that, her mouth was busy. Her tongue licked and poked at the anon's sensitive cock head. Pulling the foreskin back to expose the soft pink of his member. her hand continuing to stroke his member. Pulling back the skin, then letting it go back into play. as her tongue licks at the tip

>>5942925
I'll look around for you. Just promise to be gentle? I'm pretty fragile.

>>5942893
Bloody hell.
What was he going full retard about now? DMG only just got here so it couldn't be that.
Did someone DARE tell him he doesn't own copy written characters? Or did someone just tell him he's a waste of skin?

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>>5942882
Mmm...fair enough, Cletus.

>>5942930
>Though fully aware by this point in time of the blatant groping, Selina plays ignorant to the intent of the wandering hands, leaning down further to stretch her arms out, and sink her steely claws into the ground.
>Pluck, pluck, pluck.

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>>5942882
Hello Carnage.

>>5942930
This is embarrassing but I may have just cum...

>>5942941
He had been sperging out a little before his big sperg of the night over that Skyla ava talking about picking up Hex but after that he went silent. Or at least he seemed to go quiet. A fair amount of people think he went on to try and start up some Owain shitposting to make the thread bad and once that died down he really started to spam and sperg and got himself banned.

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>>5942994
Hello Lord Helmet
>>5942960
So have ya ever met Black Cat?

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>>5943005
How's your morning been?

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>>5942960
>Finally the time as come. Her hand lifts from the tight suited cat butt. Raising her hand high in the air slowly. But in one quick, swift motion she SLAPS the tight bottom with a stiff, hard smack. Before she can even react the magician begins to stand up to run away from the surely pissed off kitty. But trips up in her own rush, falling face first
... Fuck..

>>5942995
Already? I see why you're a virgin~

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>>5943018
Hey DMG guess what.

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>>5942998
>Skyla ava talking about picking up Hex
Oh dear lore I'm going to need another towel. Yet another ava saved from the gross claws of that booger.

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>>5943031
You're gay?

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>>5943017
Laughing at DMG falling down, playing Halloween music, you?

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>>5943039
No. I talked to Dean late last night and now I am helping him hide from you.
>laughs maniacally
>>5943051
Sleep and Breakfast was good so all is nice

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>>5943005
No. Who might that be?

>>5943018
>In seconds the latex-clad thief is on her, claws sinking into her thinly-covered back.
>Leaning up over her head, Selina stares down, a bemused expression painted across her fluttering lashes and ruby red lips.
It's not nice to spank a girl and leave her hanging, you know.

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>>5943077
You with white hair and a thing for Spider-Man
>>5943073
Well that's something

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>>5942852
I never got banned before, I just posted a Marco pic, figured it would probably get banned so I deleted it myself.

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>>5943090
So what have you been up to?

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>>5943073
.. I'll pay you in blowjobs if you show me where he hides.

>>5943077
>Covering her eyes like a child she squirms under the cat. Shaking her head in a "no" like fashion as she denies it
I-I didn't do that. I didn't do anything.

>>5943099
WE CAN DREAM DAMMIT

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>>5943107
That would be more of an interrogation.

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>>5943121
Yeah and I dream that DMG would talk to me sometime hahahahahah aren't we all big jokesters haha funny jokes

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>>5943102
I'm looking for a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground-up

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>>5943154
:33 < *ac nya's menacingly*

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>>5943154
Why? What is purpose?

>>5943154
Goddamn it Carnage

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Fix'd.

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>>5943136
I'm curious. What do you expect to happen if DMG does talk to you? He's not just going to forget everything you did and get back with you. He doesn't want to be your friend or your lover. What is your end goal?

>>5943164
>Pets the troll
Nepeta is cute!
Cuuuuuuuuute!

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>>5943165
Good lord man I'm just fucking with ya!
>>5943166
Don't judge my love quest
>>5943164
Don't make me throw you again

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>>5943182
Was just a question?

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>>5943175
I don't even know anymore

I just want some form of happiness that doesn't give me a headache the next morning

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>nobody will ever ERP your waifu

>>5943205
Then stop drinking, you're underage anyway

>>5943214
Who is your waifu?

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>>5943176
I know I'm cute, you don't have to tell me that!
>:33 < *ac purrs as she is pet and flicks her tail happurrly!*
>>5943182
I'll just come right back to bother you more, nya! Besides, I *want* to f33l your tendrils, so all you'll be doing is granting my wish!

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>>5943221
Then I have nothing

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>>5943090
I see...I suppose I'll have to pay that one a visit, won't I?
>tfw no one will ever play Felicia

>>5943107
I think...that someone...is lying.
>One of her own hands cocks back to crack the magician across her clothed ass, a growl coming from her as she makes impact.
If you're not going to take charge, I suppose I'll have to.

>>5943236
Drink a sodie pop instead

>>5943229
To be honest?

Optimus Prime, he is my childhood hero

I guess Husbando is a better word to use

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>>5943205
Being straight with you man. As someone who dealt with legit depression. And not break up teenage depression. There isn't an object or someone that will bring happiness. You don't need him to make you happy. Move on.
Have a picture of a komoto dragon. They're cool.

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>>5943230
Just beware. He tends to have habit of expanding the tendrils inside I have heard.

>>5943205
It wouldn't even be anything genuine if he did talk to you again.
There's no way in hell he would want to have a real buddy-buddy chat with you after all the shit you pulled. It would just be a one-sided capitulation to your pathetic ass, you selfish cunt.

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>>5943200
I'm not looking for love any place
>>5943230
>Scoops up cat
>>5943237
Think fast!
>Throws cat at other cat

>>5943230
>Scratches behind the troll's ears, watching in awe that something this cute can even exist in our world.
But I do! I'll just burst if I don't get out how CUTE you are!

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>>5943241

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>>5943240
I tried that, Dr.Pepper isn't even that good anymore

>>5943244
Then what?

>>5943251
eh

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>>5943255
Thats a shame

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>>5943214
>>5943241
CALLING MECHA
CALLING MECHA
SOMEONE NEEDS THE ROBO DICK.

>>5943237
EEP!
>She cries out as you slap her bottom, her body tightening and twitching as you strike her. Sighing loudly as her rear is smacked red and sore
O-okay okay! I did it! B-but we're even know... right?

>>5943268
Drink some Sprite

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>>5943272
What else can you pay me for Dean location hints

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>>5943272
DID SOMEBODY SAY... "ROBODICK"?

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>>5943249
That sounds hot!
>>5943255
>:33 < *ac sticks her tongue out at Carnage as she is picked up, only to start scr33ming wildly with her arms outstretched as she is thrown at >>5943237 !*
>>5943264
>:33 < *as the anon's fingers brush by her ear-like horns, a rather lewd moan escapes her lips, her paws then flying to her mouth!*
M-My horns are sensitive, nya! B-Be carefur!

>>5943285
I want Mettaton to fuck me

>>5943268
Then nothing. There isn't a then before there isn't an end. Life doesn't stop until you're dead. And then you're dead.
You're, what. 17? The average life span is 80 fucking years old. You're not even a fourth through life. Do you KNOW how many guys like DMG are out there? Guys that will talk to you. make you feel special. Make you feel loved like he did? They're out there. You just have to find them. But crying around people that fucking hate you isn't going to help you find them. And FUCK you can't love ANYONE until you love yourself. I don't even know why I'm trying to hammer this into your head because I've tried to many times and failed.
Just. Let go.

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>>5943282
Sprite is the shit you get at mcdonalds when you're 10 and the mcnuggets are the best thing in the world

Now it's just bubbly water and breaded rubber

Life sucks

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>>5942931
Well I'm back so you don't have to look for me

And I will promise to you that I will be gentle.

Or well, I'll try at least

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>>5943241
Will we ever get this?

>>5943300
7up?

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>>5943298
Plenty of fish in the sea.

Too bad I'm stuck in a desert.

>>5943308
7up is for fucking faggots fuck 7up and coke > Pepsi