TEMBATTLE IX
Hello, and welcome to Teambattle (or, rather, Tembattle) IX! Here, teams of four compete in the Hunger Games for a chance at glory and pride!
How it works is that at the end of the previous Teambattle, teams are booked for the next one. At that next one, an anon will post his or her four tributes on the preregistered team to be put in a district. Since there has been a gradual influx of teams, the games are now split into two semifinals, held on Friday at about midnight EST, followed by a final on Saturday at midnight. Semifinal #2 will take place right after semifinal #1, most likely in this same thread. The top six longest-lasting teams from each semifinal will move onto the final.
If you want to participate but didn't register a team, you still can enter tributes! More often than not a team won't show up, or the way the teams are divided means there are some gaps in the rosters, so in lieu of screwing up the entire game, we have Wildcards, which are random entries that will be placed in a district. I will start accepting Wildcard entries at 12:10. All you have to do is post a tribute after I give the go-ahead.
TEAMS PARTICIPATING IN SEMI-FINAL #1:
Oricori's Mystery Team
Team Whyyyy
Team Waifus
Amphibious Hunters
Jimbo's Mystery Squad
Team ESP
Team Melee
Diamond Dogs
Coon and Friends
Wildcards (x3)
And pre-registered team entries start...now!
Jimmy Nelson, Jimbo's Mystery Squad
>>5935742
Venom Snake
>Diamond dogs
>>5935742
fuccboi of huge grabs
Team Melee
Team ESP
Yusuke Sagami
The Coon
- Coon and Friends
Frog waifu
>Team waifus
>>5935742
dumb bitch of unfair fairs
Team Melee
Kazuhira Miller
Magic Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
>>5935758
>>5935758
>>5935758
>>5935758
and that's it. just four jimmy nelsons
if i'm retiring jimmy nelson i might as well retire him at the biggest stage
ORICORIO's MYSTERY TEAM IS HERE
PRESENTING: Rowlet With Legs
FIRST MEMBER: Sexy Rowlet
Invisible waifu
>Team waifus
Mysterion
- Coon and Friends
Team ESP
JB 5th
>>5935742
starving african child
Team Melee
Quiet
King Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
>>5935785
SECOND MEMBER: Bayonetta Rowlet
Boobs waifu
>Team waifus
>>5935742
furry of rapid multishines
Revolver Ocelot
Team ESP
Irori Mimasaka
Human Kite
- Coon and Frineds
SpoderWhyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
>>5935810
THIRD MEMBER: Slutty Rowlet
>>5935760
>>5935779
>>5935803
>>5935816
We are Diamond Dogs now
Dogger Whyyyy
-Team Whyyyy
Professor Chaos
- Coon and Friends
Gravity waifu
>Team waifus
>>5935763
>>5935778
>>5935801
>>5935815
we all good here
Team ESP
Ms. Gaara
>>5935831
FOURTH MEMBER: Luscious Booty Rowlet
>>5935782
>>5935808
>>5935826
>>5935841
Team Whyyyy
>>5935764
>>5935797
>>5935817
>>5935856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4qzzeVQ_n4
Ready.
>>5935770
>>5935790
>>5935825
>>5935846
Coon and Friends Alert
>>5935877
shit i forgot the poster
>>5935785
>>5935810
>>5935831
>>5935861
Rowlet With Legs reporting for duty
Samus
John
Prophet
Isaac
Oh boi, I almost forgot this
>Hello /b/
My son winned a battle!!!
I'm so proud of him
>>5935912
>>5935928
>>5935941
>>5935952
The Amphibious Hunters are ready to kill the hobo
Whelp, everyone's here, so I may as well start accepting wildcards early.
Note: if you have a team in either semi, please refrain from posting a wildcard unless we're short.
Give me 12 Wildcards!
>>5936026
Luffy
>>5935963
Congrats man! You are in semifinal 2.
>>5935963
That is pretty good
>>5936026
Sorona
>>5936026
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5936026
>throws brick
>entry
>>5936026
Ze Major
>>5936026
Alexander Hamilton
>>5936119
My man Hamilton, how's it going?
>>5936026
Alexander Hamilton
>>5936026
(Wildcards, Richard Petty)
From Petty Enterprises, 7x NASCAR Winston Cup Series Champion, 7x Daytona 500 Winner, 1x Southern 500 Winner, 2x Coca-Cola 600 Winner, 1x Winston 500 Winner, the 1959 Grand National (Cup) Series Rookie of the Year, 2010 NASCAR Hall of Fame Inductee, Owner of Richard Petty Motorsports, With a Record 200 Cup Series Wins and a Record 123 Cup Series Poles, Driver of the No. 43 STP Dodge/Pontiac/Chevy, with a career stretching from 1958 to 1992, The King, Richard Petty!
>>5936026
Cappy
>Female
>>5936139
Good how about you?
>>5936145
Who are you?
Mart
>>5936026
Pirate King Blackbeard
>>5936169
My name is Alexander Hamilton. I'm at your service service.
>>5936169
I'm good
Dead Beaver
wild card
>team of entirely Jimmy Nelsons
>team of entirely sexy Rowletts
oy vey, this TB is going to kill me
>>5936169
>>5936194
WAT
>>5936240
Let's do this.
>>5936240
Looks good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f46LchO1f9U
Start.
>>5936240
Looking good
>>5936240
Looking good
>>5936240
Let's get a repeat!
>>5936240
Urah!
bloodbath!
Mysterion does not chase the booty, initially.
not entering the hotel = fatal, by the way
>>5936318
I'm just gonna take a vacation
>>5936318
and... the first jimmy to fall is a dumbfuck.
fuck me
>>5936318
hey look, Luffy forgot to sail
day 1!
starving african child craves water.
moving up from throwing bricks, eh?
Alexander Hamilton does not appreciate music.
>>5936335
What? It's a repeat like you wanted. You got burned beyond recognition like last time
current standings!
Wildcards already taking a decent hit.
meanwhile, Coon and Friends and Team Waifus are still completely intact.
>>5936370
...
>>5936390
DELETE THIS
>>5936388
Still have 3
night 1!
Dead Beaver enlists the help of a galactic bounty hunter.
meanwhile, Bayonetta Rowlet enlists the help of one of the Jimbos.
Professor Chaos ALMOST gets animal cruelty award.
>>5936439
how is being in a cold room suffering for jimbo? miller park is cold as fuck
day 2!
Dead BeaverxSamus when?
someone drowns a child.
Invisible waifu finds her people.
current standings!
Wildcards are being decimated.
Team Whyyyy is down to two members.
every other team has three members.
>>5936525
last time wildcards were fucked this badly was at the first teambattle
night 2!
Quiet? not very.
how do you even know where she is, Irori?
>>5936547
Just a question who won team battle one?
>>5936576
here ya go hamilton
day 3!
lotta strange noises.
STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
hood v. hood
>>5936637
oh, this isn't good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9MmyKgPsb8
current standings!
DIAMOND DOGS ARE OUT!
meanwhile, Sexy Rowlets still have three.
>>5936335
Remember what I said about ships sailing with out you? you did not listen.
night 3!
i can understand the anime person being afraid of the dark, but you two?!
IT'S THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!
day 4!
how did you even see her?
how...graceful of her.
Whyyyy are there so many noises? hah hah!
>oh please god end my suffering.
>>5936762
time for coon's night of gay sex
current standings!
Team Melee, Team Waifus, and Amphibious Hunters are down to one member each.
>>5936762
alexander hamilton walks into his own show
>>5936721
night 4!
Ze Major chases pussy, with dire results.
Hamilton kills a child.
feast time!
two team members go out
day 5!
Dogger Whyyyy goes batshit.
>>5936930
well fuck.
oh well. see you at tb
>>5936888
F for Ori. Brutal man.
>>5936930
Holy shit Dogger Whyyy
Also F 4 Nelson man.
>>5936930
Well that was pretty brutal f for those who died
current standings!
NELSONS, COON AND FRIENDS, TEAM WHYYYY, AND SEXY ROWLETS ARE OUT!
meanwhile, Wildcards and Team ESP still have two each.
night 5!
a lotta nothing.
day 6!
Frog and Frogwife go down together.
current standings!
TEAM WAIFUS AND AMPHIBIOUS HUNTERS ARE OUT!
this leaves just Team Melee, Team ESP, and Wildcards, with the latter two having two members each left.
>>5937161
hamilton hype
>>5937171
Your god damn right
night 6!
anime sticks together.
day 7!
stairs claim another one.
>>5937290
hella jeff kills: 3
night 7!
>not worth it to post current standings since the only thing that changed was -1 Wildcard.
day 8!
the attic and a dumbfuck determine the winner.
>>5937376
Well snake we will forever be with each other now
>>5937376
Capra wins for the 1000th time
Congrats man!
>>5937415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-urzsvuiw
>>5937415
who move on to the finals from this game?
>>5937457
The top 5.
>f for alex
since Team Waifus and Amphibious Hunters have declined to move onto the final, the six teams actually moving on are:
Team ESP
Team Melee
Wildcards
Coon and Friends
Team Jimbo^4
Team Whyyyy
next semifinal will be in this thread in about 5-10 minutes. depends on how long i take to pee and grab some food.
Semifinal 2!
Teams participating:
Adams New Hidden Team
Go Nagai Tributes
NASCAR Legends
Team Moon
Team Dethklok
CIA Team
Slavic Balls
Undertrash Alpha
White Whispers
Team Fusion
Wildcards (x2)
and pre-registered team entries start...now!
>>5937728
CIA Man
>>5937728
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
>team Dethklok
Bane
Mecha Kazugeta
-Team Fusion
>>5937728
Cactus Jack
Adams new hidden team
>>5937728
Russian Empire
>Slavic Balls
(NASCAR Legends - David Pearson)
First up, 3x NASCAR Grand National Series Champion, 1x Daytona 500 Winner, 3x Southern 500 Winner, 3x Coca-Cola 600 Winner, 3x Winston 500 winner, the 1960 Grand National Series Rookie of the Year, 2011 NASCAR Hall of Fame Inductee, With 105 Cup Series wins and 113 Cup Series Poles, Most Famously the Driver of the Wood Brothers Racing No. 21 Purolator Ford, with a career stretching from 1960 to 1986, the Silver Fox, David Pearson!
>>5937728
Julie Sigtuna
White Whispers
>>5937728
Toki Wartooth
>team Dethklok
>>5937728
Moonman
Stedan Hibigal
-Team Fusion
>>5937728
Dude Love
Adams new hidden team
>>5937754
FUCK
>>5937728
William Murderface
>team Dethklok
Dr Pavel
>>5937728
Bulgaria
>Slavic Balls
Goryu
-Team Fusion
>>5937728
Mankind
Adams new hidden team
(NASCAR Legends - Dale Earnhardt)
From Richard Childress Racing, 7x NASCAR Winston Cup Series Champion, 4x IROC Champion, 1x Daytona 500 Winner, 1x Brickyard 400 Winner, 3x Southern 500 Winner, 3x Coca-Cola 600 Winner, 3x Winston 500 Winner, 3x All-Star Race Winner, the 1979 Winston Cup Series Rookie of the Year, 2010 NASCAR Hall of Fame Inductee, With 76 Cup Series Wins and 22 Cup Series Poles, Driver of the No. 3 GM Goodwrench/Wrangler Chevrolet, With a career stretching from 1979 until his life was tragically cut short in a crash on the last lap of the 2001 Daytona 500, The Intimidator, Dale Earnhardt!
>>5937755
Terminus Est
White Whispers
Hired Gun
Captain Falruce
>>5937728
Nathan Explosion
>team Dethklok
>>5937728
Mick Foley
Adams hidden team
>>5937728
Montenegro
>Slavic Balls
>>5937736
>>5937747
>>5937767
>>5937785
Ready
(NASCAR Legends - Jeff Gordon)
From Hendrick Motorsports, 4x NASCAR Winston Cup Series Champion, 3x Daytona 500 Winner, 5x Brickyard 400 Winner, 6x Southern 500 Winner, 3x Coca-Cola 600 Winner, 4x Winston 500 Winner, 3x All-Star Race Winner, the 1991 Busch Series Rookie of the Year, the 1993 Winston Cup Rookie of the Year, Part-Owner of Hendrick Motorsports, With 93 Cup Series Wins and 81 Cup Series Poles, Driver of the No. 24 DuPont/Axalta Chevrolet from 1993 to 2015, Jeff Gordon!
Devilman
>>5937742
>>5937756
>>5937762
>>5937790
Team Dethklok is ready to win the gold. Brutally.
>>5937748
>>5937759
>>5937772
>>5937788
Team Fusion is a go!
>>5937783
Origami Tobiichi
White Whispers
(NASCAR Legends - Tony Stewart)
Finally, 3x NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion, 1x IndyCar Series Champion, 1x USAC Triple Crown Champion, 1x IROC Champion, 2x Brickyard 400 Champion, 1x All-Star Race Winner, the 1996 Indianapolis 500 Rookie of the Year, the 1999 Winston Cup Series Rookie of the Year, With 49 Cup Series Wins, 3 IndyCar Series Wins, 15 Cup Series Poles, and 8 IndyCar Series Poles, Co-Owner of Stewart-Haas Racing, and Owner of Eldora Speedway, Driver of the Joe Gibbs Racing No. 20 Home Depot Chevrolet/Toyota from 1999 to 2008, and the Stewart-Haas Racing No. 14 Mobil 1/Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet from 2009 to 2016, the man known as Smoke, Tony Stewart!
Mazinger Z
>>5937751
>>5937760
>>5937778
>>5937792
Faces of Mick Foley here AKA adams hidden team
>>5937728
Serbia
>Slavic Balls
Violence Jack
>>5937754
>>5937761
>>5937782
>>5937798
>>5937810
NASCAR Legends are ready!
>>5937809
Eucliwood Hellscythe
White Whispers.
Cutie Honey
>>5937799
>>5937825
>>5937813
>>5937833
We are ready
>Go Nagai Team
>>5937755
>>5937783
>>5937809
>>5937829
White Whispers are ready.
>>5937757
Moonspy
>slow internet
Anime Moonman
Agent Moonman
alright, all teams in! now give me 8 Wildcards!
>>5937914
Ronald McDonald
>>5937914
Solid Snivy
>>5937914
Tiny Rick
>>5937914
Pickles the Drummer
>>5937914
Jimmie Johnson
>>5937914
Bravo
>>5937948
FUCK I MEANT BRAVE
>>5937943
NASCAR Legends poster here, I actually have a write-up for Jimmie.
6x NASCAR Sprint/Nextel Cup Series Champion, 2x Daytona 500 Winner, 4x Brickyard 400 Winner, 2x Southern 500 Winner, 4x Coca-Cola 600 Winner, 1x Winston 500 Winner, 4x All-Star Race Winner, With 78 Cup Series Wins an 35 Cup Series Poles, Driver of the No. 48 Lowe’s Chevrolet from 2002 to Present, Jimmie Johnson!
>>5937914
Bob Ross
carrottop
>>5937924
I remember you
ground control to major tom, let's start the massacre
>>5937924
I remember you.
>>5938030
Looking good
>>5938030
Looks good. Lets get this show on the road!
>>5938030
Looks good
>>5938030
lets get this show on the road
>>5938030
Let the brutality begin!!
>>5938097
Good luck Papa
>>5938030
Make it a mac tonight
bloodbath!
two incredibly strong crews form.
oh good, Temmie has a collection of Doomsday devices. goooood.
Serbia has some bad luck.
>>5938143
Not dead yet. Nice.
>>5938143
I sense a disturbance in the force
The return of alex
>>5938143
Looks like we're going to a space adventure
No problem
day 1!
Julie, no, what are you doing?!
David Pearson is a TRUE American.
yeah, Cactus jack looks like someone who would do that.
>>5937810
Also killed someone
>>5938179
Cyka
Whelp, at least my comrades will avenge me
>>5938179
White meat is good meat
>>5938179
Fuck, F for Stewart.
Nice job Pearson
>>5938191
Yes, because that tragic incident needs to be brought up 100 more times.
current standings!
Slavic Balls already down to just two, while NASCAR Legends and Wildcards have lost one each.
>>5938200
They will fall too like the Berlin wall
>>5938218
Yeah it kinda does
>>5938239
WAT
That's my son wall, not mine
I'm the mighty Russian Empire, not the glorious USSR you fucking murican
day 2!
two tribs get killed by pussy.
Cactus Jack is cementing himself as a pervert.
Nathan gives his opinion on the election.
Violence Jack is, uh, certainly violent.
JeffxDale when?
>>5938267
Wow. Thats a very... interesting turn of events.
>>5938240
Anyone dying on the racetrack is a horrid, horrid thing. And Stewart is not completely innocent. He is a known hothead, which may have certainly helped there.
Ward messed up by exiting the car though, which on a short dirt track is even more of a horrible idea.
I feel bad that his death has now become a "hey did you know Tony Stewart killed a guy" circlejerk.
day 2!
Temmie, you fool, he's going to molest you!
i, uh, think your job entails a bit more than that, Dale.
on this episode of Metalocalypse:
>>5938313
>asking me to let him win
current standings!
Undertrash Alpha, Team Fusion, and White Whispers still have all their members, while Faces of Mick Foley, Slavic Balls, and Team Moonman are down to just two each.
>>5938313
Murderface, you dumbfuck
>>5938313
Jimmie trying to step up for David kek
Dale's job is super hard I'll have you know. He also has to pull a lever. Levers and buttons are hard man!
night 2!
a fun game of poker breaks out.
Julie has enough meat for a while, it seems.
Hired Gun presumably gets a loli slave.
day 3!
Mecha is too loyal to his team to murder one of his own.
Jimmie and Dale doing what they do best: racin'!
but he doesn't have an anus...
well, he is called "Murderface"
Bulgaria doing what it does best.
current standings!
FACES OF MICK FOLEY IS OUT!
meanwhile, Undertrash Alpha, Dethklok, Team Fusion, and NASCAR Legends are leading the charge with three members left each.
>>5938456
They don't call him Murderface for nothing
>>5938456
Dale Earnhardt is the winner of the Middle of Fucking Space 500!
night 3!
Temmie gets her missing Doomsday device back.
five people crash land, four survive.
two murderers have passionate sex.
>>5938523
Fuck, F for Pearson.
day 4!
...Dale, you didn't need to do that, you were already most likely going to win.
two Dethklok members have a heart-to-heart.
Violence Jack's hubris catches up with him.
another crash landing with one fatality.
>>5938567
Earnhardt grabs his second win of the season!
Also, FIRST PEARSON, NOW GORDON? My luck is SHIT.
current standings!
Undertrash Alpha and Team Fusion still standing strong with three members, while Slavic Balls, NASCAR Legends, and Go Nagai Tributes are down to just one each.
night 4!
US!Papyrus kills his teammate during an ambush.
Bob Ross is a horny MOFO.
i don't know what you expected, Falruce.
>>5938615
>Bob Ross is a horny MOFO.
For you
day 5!
aw, now that's just overkill, man.
Bob Ross confirmed Burger King lover.
>>5938647
F Slavic Balls
current standings!
TEAM MOON AND GO NAGAI ARE OUT!
meanwhile, UnderTrash Alpha, Team Fusion, Slavic Balls, and NASCAR Legends are down to one tribute each.
>>5938655
you misread the event.
>>5938647
Yes the pen is more mightier
>>5938647
And so, Bob Ross's rampage begins again...
night 5!
Bane and Bob Ross fuck again.
Hired gun shoots people.
Murderface lives up to his name again.
>>5938711
Bob Ross X Bane this needs to happen
feast time!
someone gets Doctor Who'd.
Murderface...yeah.
someone ODs like a dumbass.
>>5938735
Getting real close. I'm gonna die next day and be eliminated. Calling it.
day 6!
i'm fucking dead. great.
current standings!
UNDERTRASH ALPHA IS OUT!
also, something interesting: all remaining seven teams have only one member left, each. no one has an advantage.
night 6!
seems as though the teams realize that they're all in danger equally, as no one makes the first move.
>>5938809
next fall determines the six making it to tbix
day 7!
Jimmie, please don't enable Murderface to do more murdering.
With Ross dead, Bane finds a new comrade.
night 7!
and with that murder, we have our six teams moving on.
I got this shit under control
>>5938861
Riiiiight.
>>5938861
I dont think so
>>5938861
>under control
>>5938861
day 8!
but, Bane, you've had sex. twice, actually. at least.
there is no end to this rampage.
>>5938861
uh...
>>5938861
night 8!
a horrible beast with unfathomable power is created.
>>5938861
Please just go, in to the oven
Day 9!
the most ironic death in this entire fucking semifinal
Dont worry guy's told you i had it under control. No Wildcards this game.
>>5938932
damn right there's a disturbance Dale
>>5938951
FUck
>>5938861
kek
night 9!
Murderface.
Just Murderface.
>>5938861
totally
>>5938984
Living up to that name
day 10!
oh now that's just disappointing
>>5939002
Wow. Murderface choke.
Congrats Laura! And thanks for hosting Tem!
>TFW I just ran out of Gordon images
this was a legendary game, holy fuck
yeah, 4 kills for Murderface plus the dozens of innocent people he killed.
anyways, the twelve teams appearing in the Tembattle IX final tomorrow at midnight EST are:
White Whispers
CIA Team
Team Dehklok
NASCAR Legends
Slavic Balls
Team Fusion
Team ESP
Team Melee
Wildcards
Coon and Friends
Team Jimbo^4
Team Whyyyy
good night, and see you all there!
>>5935742
krk