>>5928056
Overall It's been pretty good, but I had to take a break after a nasty scrap when I messed up a grind.
>>5928094
>>5925827
>>5925851
>>5925852
Alright I can see how'd that be annoying after a while, what with everyone puttin' their hands on you.
>>5928140
I suppose so, but when'll that be?
>>5928191
I should just get a better custome
>>5928191
You've gotta be kidding me. At least it was only a thousand yen
>>5928191
I mean there's costumes, concerts and you get a free hat. Sounds like fun. But Sunset really needs to work on her costume.
>>5928191
I'm gonna go there as tony hawk, what d'ya think of my cosplay?
>>5928191
W-WHAT DID I DO--
>>5928166 (Aussa)
Do it, and if she says yes, I want five bucks for calling it. Combat specialty? If I were to guess, she'd enchant them to make 'em alive or something. Sounds like something a magician would do.
Yep, I can, but almost everything I say must be shouted or else it isn't me. Like... Enthusiasm without yelling? That's too foreign a concept to me.
>>5928186 (Japan)
Nope, it's legit. Dude, I can stop a car with the HEEL OF MY FOOT. How cool is that? It's awesome! If we're talking about THOSE kind of strengths, then I'm a good leader when I want to be! Remember the Pictonians, dude?
Anyone call next to hosting? If not, I'll be starting my service after this.
>>5928191
>>5928245
Don't worry Sis. I brought the perfect pick-me-up!
>>5928186
Nope
>>5928263
pssst
hey
are you two good at maths
>>5928210
>>5928250
Real soon. And nice. Almost looks like the real deal.
>>5928262
You're good kid. Thanks in advance.
>>5928245
Dude, please, stop touching me
>>5928210
'Least they're not doin' anything worse right this moment.
...Which happens. Like a lot. A lot a lot.
>>5928252
Nope, it's more like, er.... Hmh. Like puppets or marrionettes, but with strings of magic. And I don't even have your money.
And you're just makin' crap up, aintcha? Seems more 'ta me like you want an excuse for it.
>>5928262
We're clear.
>>5928245
And there's that I suppose. Just keep it on the down low.
>>5928245
>>5928263
Oh oh, where'd find this Sis?
>>5928289
wh,what?
>>5928289
DON'T SHOOT!
>>5928250
Fucking shit it's Tony Hawk! Do the 900, man!
>>5928122 (Junpei)
>He swings and hits the ball a few feet.
Yeah...yeah!
>He drops the bat and starts jumping up and down.
I did it! I did it!
>>5928252
That's not specific..anyone would be able to say they are a good leader and not be, My memory isn't the worst I still remember.
>>5928268
Very well, nice to meet you.
>>5928278
>>5928287
Good to know.
>>5928271
Duh! The Peaky Angels are the best!
>>5928289
>>5928290
I got it from a friend. Here's her number, see?
>Shows Sis her phone.
>>5928271
Duh! The Peaky Angels are the best!
>>5928289
Harley's here as well. A lot of her for that matter.
>>5928306
Best just to ignore that.
>>5928317
Nice! Now, let's do it again!
>he picks up the ball and repeats the process
>>5928353
Maybe we'll pick up something new
>>5928287
Alright, so just puppets but with magic strings instead of actual strings. It sounds like a good way to fight in concept, but I'll have to see it to believe it. And, well, five of anything will do good.
...No, I'm not making it up. If I just say everything like this, it just makes it sound like I'm bored and tired of everything. Shouting's the real deal, y'know.
>>5928319
Well, my example only proves how much of a leader I can be! You see, I suggested to everyone that we infiltrate the enemy base, and then everyone listened to me and we DID infiltrate it!
...Okay, maybe I need ANOTHER example. The Revolutionary War? I was a good leader when it came to that. I've got heaps more where that come from, durufu~!
>>5928353
The boy finally gets the costume everyone wanted him to wear.
>>5928361
>He hits the ball slightly farther.
Yeah! Yeah!
>>5928383
Awww, cleaning?
>>5928383
.. I thought this was just part of the costume
>>5928383
There's such a thing as cruel and unusual deaths. Though I can't tell if it's more cruel or more unusual.
>>5928369
>>5928353
You wanna steal?
>>5928383
This was the perfect idea Sis! A two-person horse is the perfect costume for us to do. We're the perfect pair!
>>5928393
Hah! Geometry is the easiest!
>>5928405
Alright! Again!
>he repeats the process again, slightly speeding up the toss
>>5928377
It's...fascinatin', but it's ab-so-lutely not without it's flaws. And I'm pretty sure five scraps'a paper aint worth five gold coins.
And sure you don't, what kinda dumb talk is that even, now?
>>5928314
Well alright, just for you my faceless dude!
>He builds up momentum and once he reaches a good amount of air, he attempts the 900
>Unfortunately, his old age and lack of practice is evident and lands face first into asphalt
>>5928278
Thank you dudette, and you almost look like the real garnet yourself, my daughter kadance loves that show.
>>5928287
Can you elaborate?
>>5928431
Where's the off button on this damn thing?
>>5928433
Ofcourse not, you weren't planning on stealing, weren't you?
>>5928431
The girls from Gensokyo have a bad night. The relationship with the boy and Reigen is a growing one.
>>5928486
all my hours behind the desk, gone...
>>5928377
Whatever you say......erm, A good leader also shouldn't, never mind.
>>5928455
I try and succeed. She's my favorite as well.
>>5928452
Of course - concentrating all your magic into controlling a few dolls can't be without a few flaws. And, well, to us, five scraps of paper ARE worth five gold coins.
I shout all the time, Aussa. When I speak like this, I shoud dejected and really down - which I'm not, of course, I have no reason to be down. It's a contrast to good 'ol Alfred Jones.
>>5928500
"A good leader also shouldn't," what? C'mon, Kiku, we're good friends, aren't we? What were you gonna say? The hero's all ears!
>>5928486
Don't know any of these people but I guess they're important.
>>5928529
Forget your faults for they also make who you are..and act accordingly.
>>5928455
Plenty'a them faceless folks just like kissin' me. Or groping.
...Every now and again this one lady comes 'round and tries 'ta do worse.
>>5928529
Don't lie 'ta me now, I've had that exchange rate shown 'ta me before. And I mean...imagine just how much focus it take usin' an actual marionette, just one, or two. As opposed 'ta dozens across who knows how many feet.
And no you don't, you doofus, that's stupid.
>>5928542
I see Sanae is subscribing to the Garnet theory of solving problems. When's something's in your way, just punch it until it gets fixed.
>>5928579
I did it again, damn it
>>5928579
Almost seven days later and the thing's almost over.
>>5928638
>>5928431
Whelp.
>>5928443
>He hits it again, albeit a bit late.
>>5928572
I don't forget them, silly! We mess up all the time, and we learn more from them - the hero's better than that! It's what make us human, and even if the hero's supposed to be a good guy... He's messed up quite a few times, too.
...Acting accordingly means not shouting and being energetic all the time, right?
>>5928575
In America, yes, five scraps of paper mean five coins. I'm thinking about other nations' currencies, not what you guys have. Truth be told, the way that she fights using them sounds extremely tiring and I need to give her a pat on the back sometime for being able to do it.
I sound SERIOUS, Aussa. I'm supposed to be bubbly and happy-go-lucky - half the things I say are shouted.
>>5928638
More people should act like me. With results like these, how could you not?
>>5928575
Wow...that sounds really shitty, are you okay?
And who is this "lady" you just brought up?
>>5928655
Nuke Japan boss! Do it! Remember Pearl Harbor!
>>5928655
You also shouldn't act all mighty that might give you a few inconveniences...I also need to get back to my duties before someone pulls me in for it.
>>5928694
Thank you for hosting.
>>5928694
Congrats Reigen. Hope you had fun.
>>5928653
Yeah! That's it! Let's go again! Unless you want to take a break for a bit
>>5928694
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>5928719
That goes for the rest of you as well.
>>5928655
Not made of GOLD, they don't. And it requires some...seeerious awareness.
But so am I, you don't gotta shout to sound like that. Shoutin' just makes you come off as pretentious.
>>5928700
Ehehe, it's nothin' I can handle, really. I dunno her actual name, apparently she's just called Ruler or somethin'. Haven't seen her in months, actually.
>>5928719
Congrats, Reigen! And thanks for havin' us, Garnet!
>>5928728
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5928728
Thank you for hosting.
>>5928728
Thanks for hosting
>>5928728
... for hosting
>>5928722
>>5928730
Thank you. Be sure to check out my website.
http://reigenpsychicextraordinaire.weebly.com/
NEXT STOP, SPOOKY CASTLE!
Game one out of three, just like I promised! Let's do this everyone!
I'll be taking tributes, mau!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5dn9FOTk4
>>5928782
what is this
>>5928786
Morgan Yu
>>5928786
Megumin
>>5928786
Sanae Kochiya
>>5928722
I'm gonna take a break, 'cause I'm feelin' tired.
>>5928786
Littletale Asgore
>>5928786
Bigby Wolf
>>5928786
Reigen Arataka
>>5928789
Someone made that for me so I just put it there.
>>5928786
Junpei Iori
>>5928786
Sunflower
>>5928786
Spider Nigger
>>5928786
Tony hawk
>>5928728
Thanks fer hostin' garnet, and congrats to Mr. arataka
>>5928786
Garnet
>>5928722
>>5928730
>>5928732
>>5928740
>>5928746
I'll take that as a yes. Thanks and all that.
>>5928754
Oh lighten up old man.
>>5928786
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5928786
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5928701
I already did it, though! It's been a long time since 1945, and if I did it again, he'd hate me!
>>5928707
Well... I really should have thought of that BEFORE coming here, but I wouldn't be America otherwise, now would I? The hero's gotta do what he does best! I'll see you later if you have to go, Kiku. The hero's always here if you wanna talk to him! NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5928728
Congrats to Reigen, and thanks for hosting, dude.
>>5928730
Some nations use good coins, and they represent two dollars, y'know. Of course it requires awareness - you're controlling them using magic, and from what I can tell, it sounds very tedious. And hard. Mostly tedious.
Yes, I do, or else I sound like a downer. I'm not pretentious at all, totally. Teach me how to be energetic without shouting and MAYBE I can try doing it. No promises, however.
>>5928786
Senshougahara
>>5928786
Sunset
>>5928786
Sorona
>>5928797
Just making sure you got this.
>>5928786
Kama The Bullet
>>5928786
Sha
>>5928786
The Scary Godmother Wiki
>>5928786
Andrew Wiggins
>>5928786
Mexican archer
>>5928786
Togami Byakuya
>>5928786
Proletariy
>>5928831
Also making sure you got this.
>>5928786
Starman
>>5928786
Inoji
>>5928786
Late Go
>>5928786
Adrian Rollini
>>5928835
Oh shit, I did not. Thank you!
>>5928823
>>5928819
No problem.
>>5928813
And finally for you.
>>5928786
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>5928850
I have it already, thank you anyway
>>5928786
Aussa
>>5928801
>>5928863
WAT
>>5928786
Leatherman
>>5928801
>>5928863
>>5928862
>>5928786
Eggman-kun
>>5928823
I said "gold", not "good". As in "solid gold".
And now you're just soundin' like a jackass. Th'only reason you sound like that is 'cause you've got that dumb idea in your head, and it makes it happen.
>>5928786
DIO
>>5928786
Kaito
>I'm busy so treat as filler or something.
>>5928908
>opens the curtains
>>5928786
Tomoe Mami
>>5928786
Fox Mulder
>>5928786
The Metal
>>5928807
That's fine by me Asgore. We'll continue later, alright?
Im really tired of newfags, like they are the epitome of cancer
>>5928786
meme expert
>>5928896
Gold. Damnit, typos slip past me sometimes and I hate it. And, okay, maybe said coins aren't SOLID gold, but you get what I mean.
M-My heart... From what I can tell, most of the serious people always speak like this. It's hard to be energetic without raising your voice, and that's doubly so for me.
>>5928730
Oh that's good to know. Hope she doesn't come back.
>>5928925
Definitely! This is awesome!
>>5928786
Kebab
>>5928931
Newfags don't exist, they're just oldfags in disguise
>>5928882
>>5928864
>>5928861
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
All newfags are Vino
All oldfags are Hoshi
>>5928964
TO DEFEAT
>>5928872
>>5928881
That imperfect version of me has been here for a couple of days.
Somebody attempting to cheat the path of explosions by disguising themselves as one of it's loyal acolytes.
Act as you wish.
>>5928989
THE HUNS
>>5928989
THE HUNS
>>5928989
THE HUNS!
>>5928989
THE ROMANS
>>5928989
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
>>5928946
Glad to hear you're having fun dude
>>5928944
Eh, long as she doesn't do that, it doesn't bother me. So what's your draw 'ta here?
>>5928942
Yeah, they got some tiny insignificant sliver'a gold in them, I know how it works....
And serious people don't raise their voice, sure, but it's WHAT they say that's important, y'know?
>>5928967
>>5928954
>Then what's this make me?
... Host Helper is being a piece of shit. First it was crashing on startup, now it's freezing my mouse on some tributes when I try to move.
Give me a minute, I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way.
>>5928999
I know.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BLYgD7dNT
>>5929009
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>5929013
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
>>5929017
>>Then what's this make me?
Hoshi + Vino
Vishy
Hosno
>>5928992
You really are a sad little man, aren't you
>>5929012
I'm havin' a lotta fun! I gotta tell everyone about this!
>>5929027
>>5929030
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH!
>>5929039
>Vishi
Do you mean Vichy's France?
>>5929018
We're all adults here. We can wait.
>>5929017
It's means you're Vino lusting after yourself.
>>5929045
MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!
>>5929043
>Pets the Nymph-Chan
>>5928786
Tsumugi Shiraui
>>5929061
It's called being autoeroticism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoeroticism
>>5928786
Kagamine Len
>>5929017
Still, five of everything will do finely, y'know. As long as there's five of it, it'll be cool.
You say that like I have anything important to say, dude. I speak loudly so I don't bore anyone - it's easy like that. I really don't know how you can be energetic without shouting, but I've been shouting almost half my life, so...
>>5929017
Oh, no reason. I just find myself here sometimes by sheer chance. Say, why're you here?
>>5929020
>>5929080
IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS FALLIN' DOWN AROUND ME
>>5929061
>The second was supposed to be greentext. Eh, I'll roll with it.
>>5929090
Sounds like something I would do honestly.
>>5929044
If they show up around here they can join, too
>>5929106
The nights are all long
I'm singing this song
to try and make the answers
more than maybe
>>5929043
Man? I am neither man nor woman, but The Crimson Demon! Where did a being such as yourself even come from?
I have not mentioned anything relating to angels nor summoned one.
>>5929018
>I had just the same problem last time I tried to host, too.
>>5929061
>>5929039
>You guys are great.
>>5929103
That's still dang disproportionate.
So maybe it's time for a change'a pace, huh?
>>5929106
Stuck here as alll heck, as it were. Have been for...better part'a a year, now, actually.
>>5929043
Goodjob Nymph-chan
>kissu
>>5929126
Ugh, were going to be here for years arnt we?
>>5929126
Disproportionate? How? I just want five of something, whether it's fries or milkshakes or whatever. Or, maybe, bragging rights would be a reward in itself...
It's kinda silly for Alfred Jones to be quiet for once in his life, don'tcha think? The hero has to convey his point across seamlessly, and he does that by being energetic so you can remember what I said. It's easy.
>>5929151
YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS WTF?!
>>5929125
You'll figure out where I come from once you watch the show and start entering the first loli you find into the games.
>>5929162
At least shit talk IC
>>5929171
>pic forgot
>>5929162
I fail to understand your jest.
>>5929171
You.
>>5929162
>now schooling kamina in ic bants
step it up, nymph-chan
I want to suck Iida Tenya's dick.
>>5929180
kys cuckmina
>>5929176
>>5929195
I'm not a neptunia game, I can't just break the 3rd wall and still be IC.
>>5929125
She's just tryin' 'ta get under your skin.
>>5929151
Don't count on it! You know that big stone slab in the ground back at camp? That's where th'portal I came through was. And I happen 'ta be acquainted with someone who's been puttin' a lot of work on that sorta magic.
>She grins like an idiot
I just couldn't keep that secret in. Try not 'ta tell Lyna, alright?
>>5929161
That's 'cause she wears a shirt.
>>5929159
You're a weird'un.... And frankly I find the excessive volume makes it har to get a point across, actually.
>>5929171
Eh, it's not so bad. I finally got myself some formal trainin' now that I'm here.
>>5929206
Lida?
>>5929223
>spanks
>>5929223
4th wall, dear.
>>5929223
>3rd wall
>>5929224
That sounds fatal on her end. My blood is corrosive and will surely melt her should she accomplish that.
>>5929239
BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOWN
>>5929224
Formal trainin'? What do you mean by that?
SORRY FOR THE WAIT
HOPEFULLY I DON'T RANDOMLY LEAVE LIKE LAST TIME
BUT I'M SURE I'LL AT LEAST GET 1 GAME IN WITH YOU GUYS.
>>5929239
>>5929246
typo i swer :^(
>>5929249
Fuck off, Chris
>>5929257
I accept this challenge.
>>5929257
I am ready to demonstrate the art of explosions once more.
>>5929248
It's just a figure'a speech now. Some folks just love 'ta get a rise out of people.
>>5929256
In magic, 'course!
>She taps the head of her staff.
And, er...just plain literacy, too.
>>5929257
Fine by me.
>>5929263
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
>>5929257
I sure hope so, anyway let's get to it!
>>5929224
Please, tell me something I don't know, durufu~!
Still, you can associate many things with memories if you do it well enough. I don't know how to explain it, but you tend to remember things more if you associate it with certain things. For example... Hm... Music! If I were to tell you a fact while listening to music, when you listen to that particular song again, you'll remember it.
>>5929257
It looks good!
>>5929257
A new dawn, a new adventure awaits! Let us embark on our quest in search of power and riches!
>>5929268
Who are I?
>>5929281
I don't give a flying toss about your stupid list. You know what I do with that list of yours?
>He grabs the list, gives it a good wipe between his asscheeks then shoves it in Chris' face
>>5929161
Calm.
>>5929224
So, eventually we'll be going home? Sure! Big secret got it!
>>5929292
>>5929257
You have my thanks for hosting
>>5929280
And these sorts of people encompass you as well, given our last encounter where you insulted me. Correct?
>>5929257
>>5929280
>>5929288
Actually nevermind, I just got bored and there's some other things i gotta attend to.
Give my spot to the first person who replies to this post! (except aussa)
>skates away
>>5929332
>>5928863
>>5929343
>>5929257
In my haste, I forgot to mention this to the host.
My apologies.
>>5929352
Aqua is cute
>>5929304
What the hell are you doing to my best friend!?
>>5929257
Hey kid. If there's time, Give my spot to >>5929086
And give his>>5929332 spot to >>5929092
>>5929378
Wiping the sweat of me arsecrack in his face, Champ. Why?
BLOODBATH! LET'S GO!
>>5929332
too late I already started the game
>Internet please let me fucking post
>>5929289
I'm left-handed. And not really, I'd think. I'm kinda...atypical, you know?
>>5929305
Just as soon as I can talk with 'er again, at least!
But, er...I'll be joinin' ya back home...later. I've still got business 'ta do elsewhere after I make sure you guys're alright.
>>5929332
Rright. Later, guy, sorry.
>>5929315
Erhm. I can't particularly remember that. Honestly, you kinda just said the exact right words 'ta make me angry the first time we talked, if memory serves.
...Sorry again.
>>5929393
Together there is nothing we cannot do! I will need your aid once I cast my explosion magic, as it is quite draining.
>>5929390
>>5929393
>>5929408
Nevermind. Don't restart it for my sake.
>>5929362
Aqua is useless and I take everyday that I do not have to drag her around with me in great solace.
>>5929394
That is what I meant.
The time where you nearly strangled me and sent me back to my homerealm.
Once again, you are lucky that I am a merciful demon and have not banished you to the deepest part of the underworld.
>>5929393
Tired Nepeta is tired, nyah. How goes it?
>>5929392
>he gives a sarcastic sigh
Aren't you busy with your new best friend, Cesaro, losing for a irrelevant title?
Now beat it or I'll show you my sweat.
>>5929394
...I think I already knew that, but I welcome it with open arms anyway. Point is, majority associates things with an event or a certain characteristic, which is why I do the things I do. So I won't be forgotten or be boring.
>>5929393
...I don't know what I'd need this for, but here I go!
>>5929390
Thank you kindly, Miss.
Playing dress up seems to have convinced some of the tributes to believe that they are actually said monster. Or is it all just a ruse? Who knows.
But the Scary Godmother Wiki seems to be taking it's monster hunting status seriously, and is already on the hunt for other monsters to slay. Seems a bit counter-productive, but I won't question their motives.
>>5929433
I've getting things ready for heaps of events! It's a hectic life for the hero, but I love every second of it! How's it been for ya, ma'am?
>>5929470
It's true. No, I'm not from Romania, so don't ask if I'm Romanian.
>>5929470
Jrue's wife had a brain tumor removed today, heard it went fine. Oh, and uh, I fold.
>>5929470
Don't think a simple disguise can trick me
>>5929434
Atleast I don't pretend Cesaro is my friend, fella. And good job ruining Chris' match on Mondaynight RAW. Really something a champ does. Fucking up shit.
Now run along now and go kiss Steph's arse. I got more important stuff to do.
>>5929470
I enjoy my wine red, like blood
>>5929433
Yo
>>5929470
How did I even die before... huh... well, thanks dude
>>5929470
Are you sure we should be in here? It's dark and there could be creatures roaming about. Grab a torch and advance cautiously.
>>5929470
Shh....
>the gem looks ahead, nothing in the pitch darkness
I'll take the lead. Follow me.
>>5929463
Don't thank me so soon. I was too late in getting you in.
>>5929422
I said I'm sorry, alright!? It was kinda provoked, too if you don't remember, I'm just glad I caught myself.
...Hehe. I'm nothin' if not lucky, though.
>>5929435
Er. The only one'a us that isn't left-handed is Wynn? Even then she's still ambidextrous.
And I dunno. I think people'd rather contend with a normal-ish person.
>>5929433
My first little foray out in a while's startin' 'ta wear on me, but I'm doin' fine. If you're tired, you should probably just get some sleep.
>>5929497
Yeah you have important stuff like losing to The New Day in singles matches. And I tried to help him! Chris gets it, unlike you... you stupid idiot.
>>5929493
...
>>5929554
Seeing such a spooky type of zombie that the flower has never seen before must've scared her. She's probably used to being back in the line while supporting her troops, not fighting out with everyone else up in front.
It was only a silly disguise though.
Some of the spookiness is too real for the tributes to handle on the other hand, causing them to have heart attacks in the midst of the night.
>>5929433
i'm good. and you?
>>5929559
Yes
>>5929514
I don't care about that, it's the thought that counts.
>>5929577
Is that the dragon from Shrek?
>>5929560
Behold! It is I, the most powerful corpse to ever step foot into this wretched realm! Run before it is too late!
>>5929560
Two's better than one. Thanks people.
>>5929483
It's b33n good, I guess. Very slow day for me today, and now I'm pooped. How do you like hectic situations, nya? Sounds like a handful!
>>5929503
Hi!
>>5929538
I probably should, but it's too early for sl33p and too late for a nap, y'know? I think I'm just gonna stick it out fur now...
>>5929565
>:33 < *ac sl33pily rubs her eye with her paw, letting out a small sigh as she did so!*
Oh, you know. All is well, I guess!
>>5929577
It's probably not my brighest idea to burn a dragon alive
>>5929587
Nope
>>5929601
Specially if its a fire dragon
As if the poor sunflower was on the edge already, now it's nightmares have become a reality.
The tributes lately have been utilizing the windows inside the mansion to kill each other. I guess it's a good way to kill someone without the others suspecting them of their deeds.
Meanwhile, a vampire mistakes a werewolf for another vampire. What poetry.
>>5929560
Will you little jerks stop egging that house already? I'll give you guys candy if you do
>>5929598
Besides being tired like you said, how are you doing?
>>5929598
Good for you.
>>5929546
Good grief, you even start to talk like him. I guess Canadians are like Scottish people. But worse. And uglier.
>>5929560
DAGNABBIT-
...Dark plants.
>>5929598
Bah! There's no such thing, just sleep when you're tired. It's what I do.
>>5929621
Sealing you away should be much more effective, I should start preparing
>>5929538
I could kinda anticipate that coming for some reason-- Okay, I didn't see that coming. You win this round, Aussa, but don't expect the hero to give up so easily!
Too bad no one here is exactly "normal" in a normal sense, yeah? I think people like the energetic types, but I can be serious when needed.
>>5929560
I-I'm not fat, damnit! Take my candy, I didn't even want it anyway!
>>5929598
Hey, it's been a slow day for most of us anyway, so we feel your pain there. How do I like hectic situations? You see, the chaos is exhilarating at times, and you don't get that kinda stuff normally! Plus, not only that, but said events are actually parties! That's, like, totally wicked!
>>5929622
...Did you do this, squirt? Damnit, I had the fast food ready for the both of this, and then THIS happens!
>>5929622
What foul sorcery is at play here!? Show yourself or face the wrath of the crimson demon! Anyone who stands in the way of my meals shall feel unending power!
>>5929394
Well I wont leave til you are ready to then!
>>5929622
>after all's said and done, the gem gives him a thumbs up
Awesome.
>>5929584
No problem then. But if it happens again, I would like to get you in it.
>>5929433
Don't know really. I was little tired myself.
>>5929656
So how was it like getting your firecrotch doused by DMG?
>>5929622
>DIO tries to diablerize a non-vampire
I'm more than sure they spent the last of their days exploring their sexuality inside that cage.
Relaxing under the stars with the sound of some nice music sounds like a beautiful way to spend the night. Something I should do more often myself.
Never fight a vampire in the darkness, it won't end well.
>>5929538
If provocation is decided on mere words, that means I would have killed that blue mutt with the short temper masquerading as an angel for them. As well as others.
But, anyways, do you have a tribute for me as restitution for that assault long ago?
>>5929656
...I don't know when I'll be comin' back, Hiita. Don't worry about it, I lasted this far on my own, didn't I? The others back home need their fiery doofus, I bet Eria's worried sick 'bout ya.
>>5929648
Ehehehe. Pretty sure she's left-hand-dominant, too.
And I think that aside from th'magic and whatnot, I'm a pretty normal person too, myself.
>>5929697
Huh? What was that? Who goes there!? Show yourself immediately!
Hi!
>>5929697
Just as how I envisioned it. Sorry Reigen. Too fun to pass up.
>>5929725
You must be new. Howdy.
>>5929623
I m33n, that's the meat and dirt pods of it, nothing meore. I wish I could say I did something interesting today, but all I did was sl33p.
And I'm still tired! I think my heat is getting to me.
>>5929626
Nya, I suppaws.
>>5929643
But I've b33n resting all day! If I rest any fur-ther, I won't be able to sl33p tonight! Plus, I like badgering you pawple.
>>5929648
I suppaws I s33 what you're saying, nya. Whenever I'm tracking down some prey to kill, it can get pretty exciting! But usually I can k33p it under control.
>>5929665
>:33 < *ac curiously flicked her tail back and forth as she presses her clawed finger against the gem's arm.*
I think I've s33n your kind before... Do you even sl33p?
>>5929725
>:33 < *ac pounces on the catboy and tackles him to the ground, licking his face!*
Nyaa~! Hello!
>>5929717
>nearby bushes rustle
>>5929639
While Ireland is more like Mexico
>>5929716
Yeah, but the entire reason Im here was because we were worried sick about you! You... you bigger doofus!
>>5929689
Sh-shut up.
Alfred's fake vampire powers seem to have now worn off, as he was shocked back to life with a jolt of electricity.
Not like it matters, since they were fake to begin with.
>>5929694
My thoughts exactly.
>>5929759
OVER THE LINE
>>5929735
Im not that new!
>>5929740
Nein! Get off!
>>5929759
You know what the difference is between Mexico and Canada?
Only the food in Mexico makes me sick.
>>5929740
Heat? But it's freezing around here
>>5929768
Nothing ventured, nothing gain. Can't be more dangerous than Tartarus
>>5929716
Stop pulling this crap on the hero, damnit! He's in a good mood, and he doesn't want to embarrass himself!
Everyone's normal if you throw out the little details. I mean, looking at me, you'd never expect me to be an entire nation's personification, now would you?
>>5929725
G'day, dude!
>>5929740
You'll never get excitement like that in a normal day, which is why I love it when everyone's in a frenzy! Especially because I'm an energetic dude, too!
...I dunno if that was supposed to be intentional, but was that a pun?
>>5929768
OH GOOD JESUS CHRIST OWOWOWOWOW--
...I was dead?
>>5929740
>the gem swats the cat's arm
Not really. But too much work makes for a tired gem and we have to rest then. Now tell me where you saw this other Gem.
>>5929768
>mashing on the piano, it's clear that she doesn't know what to do
Way different from a keytar.
>>5929763
That wasn't an answer. I can still see jucies running down your thighs.
Well, look at it this way. At least you can put more silly ribbons all over your new hair!
>>5929812
>>5929777
I think you mean the border
>>5929793
Out of all these countries only the irish make me sick
>>5929715
Ahem. As it were, you did kinda threaten my family and loved ones when all I did was try 'ta help you out when you were immobile. I take stuff about my family very seriously.
...And I've offered "tribute", but ya kinda refused it, if memory serves.
>>5929725
Afternoon, guy.
>>5929740
I thought cats always sleep, like non-stop? And do I look badgered?
>>5929763
I just made one slip-up, alright? Just...head back and tell 'em I'm alright. Even if Dharc's already gone and done it. What I need 'ta do is...pretty important, I'd say.
>>5929803
You're bothered way too dang easy.
...And frankly, I'd think you're weird even beyond that, really.
>>5929812
do you think hiita's juices would be lava
>>5929789
That new. Must've came within the week. That's no problem.
>>5929832
Sorry. I don't think an internet page can help me with this.
>>5929803
Oh...its you again.
>>5929832
i choose to belief that it was the power of metal that melted junpei's face
>>5929832
HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?!
>>5929857
Chili pepper flavored.
>>5929812
Yes it was shut up!!
>she looks down, just in case, thankfully he was wrong.
>>5929857
Sh-shut up!!
>>5929846
Right, I can see that crazy look in your eyes again. Aussa... you are telling me what this problem is
>>5929832
>>5929874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80DtQD5BQ_A
I did not mean to blow your mind
The Scary Godmother Wiki is really grasping at straws here, trying to kill monsters. It probably doesn't even have a lick of truth. All it has is 2 other people that believe the same thing.
>>5929903
>brushes hair
>>5929789
Nevfur~!
>:33 < *ac continued to lick his face and occasionally nip at his nose!*
You catboys are too cute to pass up!
>>5929799
Oh, not heat like that, silly! Although I didn't stop to think that you humans aren't the same as us. Huh.
Well, basically, around this time of sw33ps, us trolls go into a ravenous, sexual frenzy for the mating season! I've mostly b33n busy with that, so you can imagine how worn out I am!
>>5929803
Of course it was! I always make cat puns, whenevfur pawsible!
I don't know how to stop it.
>>5929810
Ahn... I think her name was... Blaspis? Lactis? Lusus? Something like that, nya! She was very blue, too, and wasn't too sociable.
She didn't even want to rp with me!
>>5929846
Somepawdy being badgered isn't a thing you can s33 in their eyes, silly! I just meant that I like saying hello to all you fine people when the threads nextdoor are getting too slow.
>>5929846
Guy? Im Schrodinger! Who are you?
>>5929892
>Slaps ass
I'll conquer that hot ass of yours one day.
>>5929909
>I need to listen to more Tenacious D
>>5929941
....Oh. Well. That explains it, then... huh...
>>5929913
The power of metal and the power of love make an unbeatable team. You two did great as well.
>>5929941
Ah right. Lapis isn't the friendliest with anyone really. I'm surprised you even found her. Don't get too upset with that.
>>5929941
>>5929846
I don't wanna be embarrassed. My pride's the only thing I have left, y'know? I forgive you anyway; the hero's cool like that!
"Weird" as in "quirky" weird? I hope that wasn't supposed to be an insult, but it probably is. Why'm I weird, dude?
>>5929871
Yep, it's me. Howdy, hello, talofa lava, all of that stuff. How's it been?
>>5929941
Dude, that's amazing! I'm, like, the master of puns since I'm America! Don't worry about stopping it, I'm glad to hear that someone likes puns, too!
...But I can only assume that it's pretty annoying for you, right? Like, really, REALLY annoying?
>>5929936
Wow, suddenly Sha and the Scary Godmother Wiki are fighting. Maybe the wiki is going insane, or Sha is trying to stop the wiki as he found out that Proletariy wasn't really a monster.
Something is happening, and I don't like it. But only one tribute leaves this battle alive.
>>5929988
Mokute
>>5929988
>continues brushing
>>5929892
Hey, it's not "crazy"! It's someone I met. Name's Kamui. Her and I hit it off right off th'bat, and she's got some...big issues going on. She's fightin' a war, and she still seems so dang lonely.
>>5929941
Sure ya can, it's a look that they've got. And you'd be surprised there, there's some...less-than-fine people 'round these parts sometimes.
...Huh. Weird. I don't see many folks from over there often.
>>5929947
Aussa, the Earth Spirit Charmer. Nice 'ta meet'cha.
>She tosses her staff to her right hand, and offers out her left.
>>5929984
You're too...arrogant, brash, cocky, insensitive, scatterbrained, set-in-your-ways....
>>5930002
Bet you didn't know that. I could grow a mustache as well.
>>5929870
Nope! I've been here longer! I think? Who are you?
>>5929984
I was doing fine until I saw you Elende Ratte!
>>5929941
>Slips out of her grasp
I don't do that!
IT'S THE FEAST! A lot of tributes attempted to have a good meal, but some of the more sad deaths happened while they were dining.
>>5930052
>with a shine on her shades, the woman offers her hand
Name's Garnet. Been here for a while now. And you are...
>he rolls his eyes
oh no did I make sheamus cry?
>>5930047
Like every American ever. Because the hero is smart, he won't take it personally, but does this mean you don't think of me all that positively? I could say that it's a part of my charm, but I'm always one to improve, after all.
>>5930052
Ooh, we're bringing in multilingual insults, now! Am I making you frustrated or something, dude?
>>5930084
Can't go. My house... is on fire. Bye.
>>5929970
Why do p33ple always look at me like that when I tell them about pailing season? Is it not a normal thing for humans to do, nya?
>>5929975
"Lapis", yeah, that was it!
>:33 < *ac began to swish her tail at the thought of the blue lady, but her excitement simmered down when she started to remember more.*
...Hrm. It was so strange, though! I am the BEST roleplayer to evfur exist~! At least, that's what my friends tell me.
>>5929984
Why would it be annoying? It's my quirk, nya! Every troll has a unique quirk of their own, no two are the same!
And whats an "Omerika"?
>>5930047
I know, right? Both of these places are so fun! I don't know why p33ple don't visit h33r more often, even though some of the individuals h33r ARE rather... Furward.
>>5930052
Nya, alright...
>:33 < *ac got off the catboy, grumbling under her breath as she wanted to play with him more!*
>:33 < *ac knew when to stop, though.*
>>5930104
Your grammar makes me cry.
>>5930139
(And now I've been reminded to adjust that image's scaling. The .jpg is real.)
>>5929846
Refresh my memory.
What did you offer me?
>>5930139
As far as I know, humans don't have a time like that... so... yeah... well, I hope that improves for you
>awkward cough
>>5930047
>Stares at her hand
Haha! You don't look so charming!
>>5930085
Schrodinger!
>Shakes it very tightly.
What are you?
>>5930115
Die Amerikaner kämpfen wie die Franzosen! You think i forgot about the stunt you pulled?
>>5930139
If you want that, go to the creepy place.