HG Thread: "Are-You-Shitting-Me-I-Need-One-More" Edition
So yeah, need one more.
Joe Rushton
>>5913910
>unpets
Late Go
>>5913911
Thanks in advance, goat kid.
>>5913939
>Re-pets
How do i Unhungergames?
>>5913939
Hey-
>>5913787(Schro)
Not if it involves killing and I mean actual killing not fake stage deaths.
>>5913791(Elly)
I still think you all should dress up more often..
>>5913860(Len)
I'm.. I'm perfectly fine with staying version three, I'm happy to have even gotten it, besides fans will still listen to me regardless.
https://bdsmtest.org/
post em
>>5913955
You say JJBA is shit.
>>5913932
I simply don't have any desire to do such a thing, either.
...And anything else I'd wear just wouldn't match my durability.
>>5913865
Hehehe... "The" Nuke. For a moment there you had me-
>he watches as the fireball engulfs the area.
Well... shit... hope Soviet doesn't see this.
>>5913875
So... A farm?
Also, what the commie over there told you is bull.
>>5913955
Remove it from your memory.
Saved on your task bar? Delete it
Clear your history
Remove HG friends off steam
Not saying it would work, but that's what I would do.
>>5913955
You can't.
Alrighty! 5ish minutes for swaps and that stuff!
>>5913612
>>5913953
No problem!
>>5913954
>re-unpets
>>5913964
What's up Sunny?!
>>5913911
Nagato
>>5913928
>>5913943
>Pottery
>>5913860
Who are you?
>>5913875
As long as people know im here i dont care!
>>5913932
>>5913970
But people can come back so its all good! Let loose!
>>5913989
Let's go!
>>5913996
>kissu
>tfw there's a zit on your back and and now it burns
>>5913989
>>5913996
Hey, mind giving up my spot for this... woman?
>>5913989
Lets get started
>>5914021
Pop it and let it bleed out a bit
>>5913989
Looks good.
>>5914017
Oh hey you survived.
Hey um... look. We need to fill these craters in the ground before our communist "friend" notices.
>>5913989
I accept this challenge.
>>5913991
Nothing.
Back to the matter at hand, I demand to know why you negated my pet
>>5913989
Everything seems to be in order. Let us begin posthaste!
>>5914053
but who am i
>>5914041
H-how did you survive?!
>>5914034
Thats how the shit spreads
>>5913971
What, are you kidding me? This is way too long.
Besides, it's not a secret: a lot of people here probably are into wierd stuff.
>>5913989
Sure, right. Let's get started already.
>>5914056
B-because I didn't know it was you...
>>5913989
Let's get this show on the road!!
>>5914021
>F Emily
>>5913989
Could you please, sir? Let the other one stay in.
>>5913660
>>5913996
I think I'll be heading out a bit earlier than normal today. Farewell, all of you!
>>5914060
You are me but asian
>>5914060
>>5914065
Dude, I have thousands of these things and I've dropped more than what my doctor has deemed "healthy".
Also, I'm a fucking country, image if a single one killed Japan.
>>5913971
>Here's my old one, I think it's from the same site anyway.
>>5913981
And that dress does match it? Is it special?
>>5914015
There is nothing to let loose, I'm fine.
>>5914075
Peace be onto you madam.
>>5913932
>>5913970
It's not about the fans. It's about yourself. Pleasure is a treasure for sure.
>>5913989
This can only ends being fun... can't wait !
>Who are you?
Ergo sum Ore ga ore Being myself I am watashitachi εγω ειμαι mi my ego. Why ?
>>5913971
done this before
>>5914372
>>5914015
Forgot to link
>>5914071
Well, you should. Ignorance is not an excuse you silly
>>5914354
I guess I'll help you with those craters then...
>>5914409
I apologize...
>>5914075
>>5914027
You have my thanks. I will ensure victory
>>5914018
Could you refrain yourself?
>>5914427
It's cool dude.
Welp. Back to lurking now.
ssetwet hg
Alrighty, let's do this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNZrHZ0-xI
>Have to turn off the custom shit for now since even if I cropped out the excess part of the image, it was still like 2.4 MB over the limit.
>>5914446
Can I get a small pet before?
>>5914449
I don't have a computer
>>5914463
>whistles and sets fires behind her
>>5914463
Really? Damn... another year of this.
>>5914463
You caught my suit on fire!
>>5914463
Check yourself before you wreck yourself Sunny.
>>5914466
>Kicks in the balls
>>5914466
>incredibly microscopic pet
>>5914463
It's best if you don't participate at all.
>>5914444
Uhhhh... you don't have to ensure nothing. I'm just giving up my spot since I... got some important stuff to take care of, yeah, that's it.
Soooo... don't die.
>>5914463
Let us be on our way
>>5914463
I don't get that guy. At all
>>5914360
But what about that one time?
>>5914372
Okay....how.about i call Kartoffel! Very fitting!
>>5914498
I can't feel anyt-
>>5914497
Ouuuch....
>>5914466
>gives a pet mouse
>>5914372
I suppose I just don't really care about my own pleasure the, but I'm going to head out for a bit, see ya later little bro.
>Sorry for cutting out of a conversation with people that I am talking to, I gotta go for a while.
>>5914463
Try using Aikawa's Autocropper
>>5914463
Gah...
>Dropping the book, the Empress falls to her knees and her face hits the ground.
Oh hello there! Would you like some tea and crumpets?
>>5914525
This isn't what I wanted but thanks...thing
>>5914550
Oi. Fuck you.
remember 2 save all ur imgs as jpg to save space
>Well, cropping worked this time.
>>5914538
>I might. I really should just have used a less high-definition image.
>>5914550
Yes
>>5914550
Why have tea and crumpets when you have the last dandelion of the season
>>5913971
>boi
>>5914550
Can I burn the tea and crumpets?
>>5914580
If you want to save space, convert all your images into static WebMs
>>5914599
SETH ROLLINS?
>>5914590
Uh...
>>5914570
Oi! We have punishments for people who insult England!
>>5914595
Here you are sir!
>>5914596
Because tea and crumpets are editable.
>>5914600
Why would you do that?
Fuck off Cirno
>>5914590
If I could bathe in fire, I would.
>>5914632
Why wouldn't you?
>>5914590
...
I didn't have sex with that many people did I?
>>5914503
You still gave your position to me so giving thanks is the least I could do
>>5914590
This outfit is absurd...
>>5914624
>no, it's me, Rollini
>>5914618
AH DIDN'T AHSK YOU IF AH COULD COME IN!
>>5914632
YAH LEFT THE DAHMED UNION YOU IMPERIALIST BAHSTARD!
YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE
>>5914463
It's about time... to run... once again...
What are we truly fleeing ?
>>5914517
Kartoffeln sind gut, du kannst mich das angeruft !
>>5914526
See you later. Don't worry about cutting conversations, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
>>5914580
Do we look like we know what a JAYPEG is ? I'll tll yu wht ertkgz
>>5914590
>>5914652
O-other me, you're PREGNANT !?! So you really did not use condoms ! Many cases like that ! Sad !
>>5914595
Seems things will never be peaceful between you and me.
>>5914624
>>5914664
>Rollins
>Rollini
I don't see any difference
>>5914651
That would be a waste of a good snack.
>>5914668
Are you mad?
>>5914590
I like this code
>>5914632
Thanks. So how are you Britain?
>>5914703
not burning the snack would be a greater waste.
but do give me the crumpets.
>New, less hi-def background, woo.
>>5914686
What? Who are you?
>>5914661
Ummmm... guess you're right about that. Anywho, I shouldn't be distracting you from the game or whatever. Soooo... peace.
>The young boy turns around, and walks away from the woman.
("What the hell is that woman? Is she even human...? Bah, at least she seems like a nice adult, even if she is weirdo.")
>>5914729
I'm well Russian man!
>>5914738
Okay! Here you are!
>>5914739
I usually don't wear any. ...maybe a little blush but that's it.
>>5914748
Is a weirdo.
Fuck my life.
>>5914739
>
>>5914751
>eats the crumpets
thank you.
>>5914686
Th-there's a good explanation for this! I'm not a even a real person, this shouldn't be happening!
>>5914739
Chug chug chug chug!...you can stop chugging now.
>>5914722
>liking /co/des
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Fucking oldfags the always come after 4 more hours i cant never interact with them..
>>5914739
If anything, it's a miracle it jammed, now we can't make that stupid mistake
>>5914751
Good. Your son is slowly getting better and we could be a great team if Trump wins
>>5914686
Kein Problem! Kartoffeln!
>>5914751
Sir, are you still offering those crumpets?
>>5914739
>>5914834
I did a thing! I think...
>>5914773
You're welcome!
>>5914794
I hope my son I getting well...
>>5914822
Why do you ask?
>>5914861
He will soon. He is rude to me though but that might just be him
>>5914861
I just want to try one as all.
>>5914745
Good question ! Who am I, really...
>>5914779
It was more troubling that you'd get pregnant but you're not a real person so it doesn't matter anyway. Nothing's real. Except music and silence.
>>5914791
You can interact with me.
>>5914801
Sind Kartoffeln Oberst oder Gemüse ? Ich vergesst
>>5914834
It's always Miku they put on the front, she has an annoying voice, I can't comprehend she's the favorite.
>>5914834
>>5914779
And now you're dating someone else ! You're way too horny ! Disappointing !
>>5914891
No offense but you look like a fucking queer
>>5914891
Why are there two of you?
>>5914834
>>5914790
I also like the comic-con code
>>5914748
Take care and stay out of trouble. It would be a shame if I had to do work in my off time
>>5914834
Clearly your weapons are defective due to your lack of proper maintenance
>>5914877
Is my son being mean to Russian man?
I will have to teach him a lesson!
My queen, get my wooden spoon!
>>5914885
Oh of course, here you go!
>>5914891
>>5914834
Don't get all existential on me.... And besides, it's only a date! I haven't even tried to-
>>5914927
.....
Where did I leave those condoms again?....
>>5914951
You left them on my dick if you want em back you gotta suck em off.
>>5914910
I am not offended.
>>5914917
The other one comes from a place that it sometimes cold but can get lewd really quickly, just like you.
>>5914927
>>5914951
I have no words...
Under the bed...
>>5914927
>>5914932
>Taking the crumpet, she takes a large bite out of it. Swallowing the piece that's in her mouth, she begins talking once more.
Thank you kind sir! That tasted rather nice.
>>5914970
>Sucks dick
>You like this
>>5914991
>>5914998
Like you have a right to talk! I bet you already took them for yourself.
Hey, miss, have you seen a pack of condoms laying around anywhere?
Im going to smoke weed,stick my finger up my ass,suck my finger and then vomit on top of my fruit salad then proceed to eat it.
>>5915007
I hoped you enjoyed that crumpet,
>voice changes
Because dat iz goingz to ve your vast.
>>5915041
Don't forget to wrap your willy
>>5915026
>>5914998
I joined the dark side today. Can't be helped when your other self aka you keeps doing it over and over and over again. And no, search better, they are under the bed. I joined the dark side and followed your advice. No more johnny for me.
>>5915066
With a johnny
>>5915059
....Excuse me?
>>5914703
Aye... ohm... Quite.
Did ya take me flahsk again?
>>5914998
>>5914932
He calls me commie and shit. Because my name is Soviet
>>5915084
Gooood, goood my apprentice...Now follow me over to the other place, and complete your training!
>>5915130
First you give me a baby, then you freeload? I want a divorce.
>>5915099
Inzaid zhat krumpet vas filled with poison...
>>5915130
I didn't want to go anyway...
>tfw people have taken your previous and current avas.
>>5914891
Ich weiss es nicht.
Tschüs!
>>5915153
BRITIAN WE HAVE PROBLEM
>>5915147
This is tempting... Way too much tempting...
I don't know if I can resist... but I must...
>>5915174
Aufwiedersehn !
>>5915110
Zo,
>sips flask
Da, vhat did vou zay again?
>>5915133
I zee.
>>5915130
>>5915196
OH YA JAST DUN IT NOW LADDEH
AH'LL TARE YOUR KRAUTY BALLS OFF YA HEAR ME
>>5915185
VOU FOOL, I VAS BRITAIN ALL ALUNG!
>>5915198
No way I'll ever be gayer than Hikki
No way anyone will ever be gayer than him
>>5915130
And they said studying never hurt anyone
>>5915170
Who? I'll beat them up.
>>5915153
....
>Quickly, she raises her right hand into the air. Light gathers around her body, and almost an instant, the light begins to flash in many different colors.
Hmph, this isn't the first time someone tried to poison me.
>She throws the crumpet on the ground.
>>5915191
You know you want to other me, no one knows your sweet spots better then I do~
>>5915198
Oh come on, this is the first time I ever get to be the one bullying people!
>>5915218
>in faint distance
Oh noes
>>5915223
Literally who?
>>5915218
Fuck zhe shut up. Get out of hier.
>>5915236
ZHAT thing. Zhe Third Reich person.
>>5915249
Need helpings?
>>5915198
>>5915246
Well too bad for you.
>>5915262
YES! REMOVE THE FASCIST SCUM
>
>>5915264
Wow other me, I didn't know you were so good at acting, the way you look like your dying seems so real!...
...
Oh.
>>5915254
Literally you
>>5915246
I'd want to, but how will I cross the mirror ? You were able to came here but that doesn't mean I'll be able to go with you to the other place when you'll be leaving
>>5915264
>>5915309
One of us had to fall anyway. Counting on you, other me.
>>5915264
>>5915367
>>5915278
Ich think he gone...
>>5915359
I promise, as soon as I win this game I'll pull you over to the other side so that we ca-
>>5915367
OH COME ON, YOU AGAIN!?
>>5915359
That's just not possible, no one here is anywhere near as perfect as I am. And I highly doubt that some faggot looking blonde could be that person in the first place.
>>5915367
>>5915421
You cannot stop me.
>>5915425
Huh, what are you doing here? Why do you have a knife? Are you going to spread some jelly on your toast?
>>5915425
Fuck yeah. Let's get wasted.
>>5915456
Feel free to join if you guys want.
>>5915421
!
>>5915424
?
>>5915425
>>5915441
Yeah yeah...I didn't like your movie anyways...
>>5915470
So then....wanna follow me?
I get to be on top since I died last!
>>5915472
Pathetic
>>5915418
Good. You scared him off.
>>5915464
Now I will have to drive you if you fuck up.
(Do you want to use Alternate History Hub America? Will help your folder out
>>5915472
You can't hurt a Russian, Napoleon failed so how could yo-
Suddenly dies
>>5915472
>>5915472
Okay, that death was brutally ironic.
>>5915510
First movie was alright, though I will admit it all went to shit after that
>>5915530
>I am Das Reich, and no thanks. I'm sticking to Polandball.
>>5915542
SWEETMARYAPPLEPIE.
Wooooah. That was close.
>>5915542
ihoio ijguys uguyes what iam goioing to shitposting about this ittime tonight its about all the god dman host whos just irlcjerke wrping instead of hsoting like they should fucking cancers dont kniowr githeir bplace in this community its to ghsot and do nothing else dontthink i dont see you fucking sitting there tyring to get some anime pussy with your mundande fucking conversations guess what its nothinfas fukign workgin sot yuou shoudl just do what you dukcinhg do best and that's josth ok jutst sfucking stop oiasgo HSIOT astifor us
>>5915589
(Ok, was just wondering since I have been slacking off making Sovietball)
>>5915510
Nah, I am sorry but I just can't. If I had more time on my hands then why not, but currently that's not possible.
Len is homo
>>5915689
I want to fuck his sister.
>>5915718
me to
>>5915670
Eheheheh...I'll take it!
Alright then other me, you take care of yourself, I'm off!
>>5915718
You stop that, anon.
I want to fuck Junko
>>5915684
>>5915729
Yeah?
What if I don't?
I want a first unlimited
I want to tit fuck Fyxe
>>5915747
>Going a bit faster 'cause some friends want to play Payday
>>5915729
See you later
I want Cirno to fuck off
>>5915743
me to
Okay guys, What part of history in the world did you like the best
Ex. MLK speech, Woman rights, U.N formation
>>5915816
The Holocaust
>>5915833
edgy
>>5915833
The Great Depression
>>5915786
1945-2001 in general
>>5915816
9/11
>>5915816
>WW1, Great Depression, and WW2
>>5915854
>GET ON WITH IN.
>>5915855
GOOD OL 9/11
>>5915816
The nukes for Japan
>>5915816
Medieval ages
Vikings
The great Finno-Korean war
>>5915816
Rape of Nanking was pretty hilarious
>>5915816
Now for those that answered
What country do you think should be invaded?
>>5915816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLz5kCVIss
>>5915816
Roman Empire and Cold War
>>5915935
>Greenland
Fire charmer, you here?
>>5915935
America
>>5915950
Smaller size
>>5915946
>>5915816
Napoleonic wars
>>5915960
Actual smaller size
>>5915935
South Sudan
>>5915962
We got a winner!
>>5915935
Jerusalem
>>5915935
Canada.
>>5915994
RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED
>>5915994
Congrats!
>>5916020
And here's the rest of you all!
>Gonna go kill cops now, ciao!
>>5916018
>>5916020
Get fucked, gay boy.
>>5916020
Fuck this gay world
(congratulations)
>>5916040
Thanks for hosting
>>5916044
Shut up fucker, at least I have something that you'll never get
>>5916020
Congratulations my good sir.
>>5916015
>>5916040
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5915935
Thank you for participating in the Happening Poll's. We will strive to take your info and put it to good use to make sure next year is full of Happenings.
Also congratulations to Hikigaya Hachiman for not dying
Have a nice day!
>>5916044
Once again, congratulations boyo
>>5916040
Thanks for hosting.
See you all... sometimes. Probably.
CAN'T STUMP TRUMP
CAN'T STICKY HIKKI
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