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>>5911257
Jasper is fat

>>5911257
Jasper is me

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Here we go.

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witness me

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Lappy makes me happy

When are the creators finally going to point out how wrong Connie is to want to lynch Pakistani kids?

>>5911291
>Witness another anonymous poster who will outright deny or just ignore when their delusional "predictions" fall flat
Nah

>>5911299
Lappy makes me want to set your house on fire.

>>5911291
You do realize how long it takes from recording to being finished right?

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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post comfy

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>>5911389
kill yourself

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i like this edition

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>>5911402

>>5911291
she'll voice stable malachite

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>>5911402

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>>5911402

>>5911441
Not nearly enough Jasper in that voice

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>>5911368

http://yaoikuza.tumblr.com/post/152057754727/hey-guys

>>5911503
> Ame’s friendship with Jasper
How

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>>5911368
kill yourself

>>5911540
Same way somebody befriends a dog.

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I wish I could bake Becky a cake and give her a comfy sweater.

>>5911581
I wish I could kill you.

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>>5911581
A cute!

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>>5911601
Why would you wish for that?

>>5911555
petting it?

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>>5911604

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>>5911299
>>5911367

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>>5911414

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>>5911626

>>5911554
kill yourself

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>>5911640

>>5911612
You just answered your own question.

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>>5911655

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>>5911676
I don't understand what you mean. I just want to post nice pictures of the crewniverse and say nice things about them. Please don't bully me.

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>>5911692

>>5911692
What are those in the bottom right? I want it.

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>>5911581
>>5911604
>>5911612
>>5911626
>>5911640
>>5911655
>>5911692
>>5911721
>>5911737

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>>5911748
I think those are promos for an episode.

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Becky's mom!

>>5911721
I don't want to bully you, I want to slit your throat and shove my dick into the hole. Luckily for you that will never happen because I don't know who you are.

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>>5911812
She used to be a professional dancer! Now she teaches dance classes.

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>>5911291
>yfw Sugar's WiiU suddenly goes missing

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>>5911838

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>>5911852

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>>5911862

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>>5911871

>>5911879
She's even prettier than her daughter

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>>5911816
I have never done anything to harm you anon, why would you want to do that to me? That's a very rude thing to say.

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>>5911897
That's not true, they are both very pretty!

>>5911653
kill yourself

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>>5911291
It's gonna be her.

>>5911913
Hardly.

>>5911897
No wonder her mom abused her. If I created some autistic kid with a deformed face I'd yell at it too.

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lapiven

>>5911940
I feel some rage boil up in me everytime i see her

>>5911966
But why? She's a totally unique and complex character that adds so much depth to the show :^)

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>>5911966
What about now?

>>5911984
>>5911995
:^)
thanks

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>>5911956
Is canon.

>no SU
>unemployed for two months
>nothing to read
>no desire to write
>no will to live

kill... me...

>>5911995
I just cant care for her cuase shes literaly another Rose, shes made for to be in a ship that wont last unless they want to fuck up all of Pearls development

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>>5912043
I made a joke a while ago but I don't think she's just another Rose

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>>5911940

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>>5912030
lol, k

>>5912030
>>nothing to read
Doubt it

>>5912067
Nobody thinks she's a literal human embodiment of Rose, but she is just another person for Pearl to cling onto.

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>>5912145
So you want Pearl to end up alone?

>>5912191
Not the guy:
Kinda but not neccessarily
I just don't want her to end up with trash

>>5912132
I'm a picky-ass reader who's exhausted my supply of books that meet my arbitrary standards

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>>5912216
Well then, I respect your opinion but I don't agree

>>5912191
Or at least ends the development she began about learning to move past clinging onto others before rushing headfirst into another situation just like that.

>>5912246
thanks
that's nice of you

>>5912191
I want her to realize that she dons't need someone in her life that she needs to follow, I want her to be free.
She can have a girlfriend, but dating MS is like dating a person who looks like your dead girlfriend, that creepy and clingy

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>>5912253
I don't think it necessarily means that the relationship with her and mystery girl will just be a rinse and repeat of what she had with Rose though

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>>5911956
>>5912025
Good shit, my doods

>>5912307
Then you're as deluded as lapidot shippers.

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>>5912303
Or maybe she simply likes big, pink ladies. I think you ignore where she says she's not thinking about the past anymore

>>5912323
I tihnk you're being pessimistic

>>5912294
Why did they make it look like she is stroking her crotch

>>5912338
I know you're being delusional, but you already knew that.

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>>5912323
Lapidot is the only popular ship I don't get.

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>>5912373
I'm being realistic. I understand it's hard to accept that something not of your liking will likely happen.

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This seems totally in character for Amethyst.

>>5912338
>I think you ignore where she says she's not thinking about the past anymore
She can say that all she wants, but her actions speak louder than her words.

>maybe she simply likes big, pink ladies
And maybe if this were true she wouldn't have had the reaction she did when it was pointed out that she looks like Rose.

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>>5912417
I just want Pearl to try out sex.

>>5912237
What's your favorite book?

>>5912417
You're being delusional. I understand it's hard to accept that something of your like will not actually happen, but that's just part of life.

>>5911502
More drunk gems, pls.

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>>5912380
>all this mysterypearl
fuck it, I'll post what I got

>Sapphire knows what it is like to serve a Diamond unquestioningly, what it is like to be treated as a special gem because of her abilities
>Ruby knows what it is like to be a Homeworld soldier, expected to give up her life
Jasper/rupphire bonding when

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>>5912459

>>5912433
No. She would eat the whole thing.

>>5912459
>all this mysterypearl
time to kms
hard_cucking

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>tfw mid 20s
>Still kissless
>never even came close

>>5912237
Then maybe you should stop being so picky. Would you turn down certain food you don't like when you're starving to death?

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>>5912434
>She can say that all she wants, but her actions speak louder than her words.
That's according to you.

Obviously she's shocked somebody pointed out the physical resemblance to Rose, but the girl isn't literally a copy and paste of Rose.

>>5912441
That and many other human things.

>>5912459
>>5912467
Nice.

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>>5912481
y u kys?

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>>5912481
I'm sorry your waifu isn't real but killing yourself over it goes a bit too far

>>5912524
>>5912519
I hate looobc and mg
they couldn't even put her with a nice character...

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>>5912490
Do it like I did
Go to a club, take at least one friend
Get drunk
Kiss a random person
First kiss as a 23-y-o virgin

>>5912481
Honestly, unless you're a girl no one will care
Its just the way fandoms work

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>>5912509
since its /trash/ I can post the lewds so its nice
>>5912539
eh, shit happens, just how id like steven to live with lapis but shes stuck with peridot, sucks but thats how it rolls

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>>5912539
Pearl is a pretty great character. No opinion on Mystery girl yet but I think I'll come to like her eventually unless she's a complete bitch.

>>5912445
geeze, it's not easy to pick
>the golem and the jinni
>the grace of kings
>fevre dream
>the orphan's tales
>[spoiler]homestuck[/spoiler]

a few others

>>5912553
>Don't drink
>Friend moved

also >random person
what do you mean by this?

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>>5912590
You really have no other friends even if they live far away?

>Don't drink
You should try it, especially if you're shy.

it means what it means, you spot a qt, flirt with them a little, dance a litte (take to a corner) and kiss

>>5912582
I hope I come to like her because sometimes I see her and it makes me so angry

>>5912577
We'll see
who knows what sugar has planned

if things really do go bad though I might drop the show
or at least avoid S eps

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>>5912639
I don't watch the show for a certain character and I may not understand your choice, but I do hope it doesn't go as far as you having to drop the show anon

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>>5912639
true, I did pass up on some episodes, real hard core townie eps
If S turns into a cunt I might also skim past

>>5912706
Yeah me too
Somehow I managed to fall in love with a cartoon character
that's never happened before
then again aside from su I don't really watch cartoons
-Wall anon

>>5912627
They moved to the other side of the country so really far away for me.

I've got an addictive nature and fear becoming addicted to it so I try to stay away. Better to not go down that path.

That's what I thought. Just checking.

>>5912727
My hate for her is dying down to be honest
It used to make me very angry

I wish mystery girl didn't look so trashy

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I want to rape Zach Callison..

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>>5912728
You love her but you also want her to be happy no? You can't exactly make her happy considering she's 2D and you're 3DPD

>>5912778
Maybe she was dressed like that for the outing, a punk concert. She'll look more tame and maybe not even pink next time

Just a possibility.

Will we ever get near nudity past the censors?

I mean Amy almost swore and we heard someone give birth.

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>>5912727
Hopefully S isn't total trash.
But like the townies, if they are bad enough, they can really ruin an episode.

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>>5912764
is it cause she fits 90% of tumblr drawing starte pack?
Looks like rose?
The crew tried sticking pearl to her?
its hard for me to hate things so I wouldnt know

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>>5912524

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>>5912805
No. No we won't.

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>>5912739
Well that really sucks for you anon, I hope for you that it turns out for the better though, I'd advise not staying holed up in your room, go out some more, perhaps meet new people on the internet that live nearby you. I totally get you, I'm a massive autist myself by the way, so it's not just some normalfag's advice.

>>5912805
We already got Steven butt.

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>>5912727

>>5912835
bismuth youre one to talk, being pantsless

>>5911581
Are you paraplegic or something? You can do these things

>>5912805
Only Steven nudity sadly

It's a damn shame, I really want to see connie naked. hell, i'd settle for a panty shot. sadly you can't get away with that stuff anymore, even for a frame

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>>5912835

>>5912820
Well like
For me pearl felt really ooc in looobc and really imo all of season 4 has been trash the whole driving point of that episode was kinda weak
On top of that I hold pearl on a fucking pedestal
whoever she gets with better hold a candle to how amazing she is
mystery girl is trash to me so seeing her with pearl is enraging
also, cucked

>>5912795
She makes me happy

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>>5912380
Yeah, I'm with you there. I think it's only popular because of Zuke. Since she works on the show, people for some reason see her stuff as canon, even though there's not much to support it in show.

I could see it still existing without her, but I'm pretty sure its where the popularity and annoying need to try to prove it as canon comes from.

>>5912820
She's punk rock, not tumblr. Unless tumblr and punk rock are now the same thing

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>>5912854
>>5912873
Much better.

>>5912883
Lapidot's been popular since Warp Tour. With or without Zuke it'd be a pretty big ship.

So, would Connie become a virgin again every time Steven eats her out?

>>5912907
Of course it would've still been big. You don't need Zuke to realize how self-insert friendly Lapidot is.

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>>5912880
I see, yeah pearl was ooc but trying to impress amethyst didnt go so well, and the whole 'just be yourself' last minute ditch was lame
She needs to be like she was in gem hunt, smart but silly at the same time
>"Whose your fav gem?"
>"PEARL!"
>"Why thank you!"

>>5912838
Well thanks anon. Maybe I'll look into meeting more local people online. The 2 relationships I've had have been online ones and neither ended well.

>>5912764
Maybe if she wasn't introduced this late in the story it might have given me hope that she'd develop a character beyond just being a plot device for Pearl's love life, but it seems as though she'll only exist for that and nothing else. I hope with the 2 seasons we have left that she manages to be fleshed out more, and I hope she becomes someone supportive of Pearl that isn't just a lover's comfort but someone who truly understands her.

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>>5912468
Maybe it's because she's depressed. Her getup is post Crack the Whip, and her face looks pretty saddened. I'm thinking she's craving the gravy, but doesn't want to chew through the condom to get it.

>>5912959
I loved that moment
i want to go back to that

>>5912966
If this happens maybe I can see her as redeemed
but hold on a minute, we have two more confirmed seasons? hmmm

>>5912966
>mystery girl's ex was a bird

>>5912884
na, theres a famous tumblr character starter pack meme thing that fits the mystery woman to a T
not cause shes punk rock

did anyone ever get around to drawing connie peeing? It feels like that would have had to have happened at some point in the last three years

>>5912995
Would be better if Amy had her gem

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>>5912490
Same boat here. I probably still care on some level, but I've basically come to terms with it. I have bigger things to feel depressed about.

Though, it's probably one of those "I can't have it, so I'll pretend it's overrated" kind of things.

>>5912995
Who in Beach City would have standard's low enough to stick his dick in Amy's filthy maw?

>>5913048
That's how I've tried to think about it for a while but SU is making me feel lonely again and it's hard to do that anymore

>>5913055
What other choice is there?

>>5913055
Ronaldo.

>>5912801
This is a cartoon, of course she's going to show up in the exact same outfit next time.

>>5913055
any

>>5913055
I'd rather stick it in Amy's filth maw then Pearls nasty clam

>>5912907
Yeah, it'd still probably be somewhat popular, I probably should have said bloated rather than popular. There's way too many people who ship that shit, and I feel like Zuke pushing it is what made the fans so annoying and gave the ship ridiculous amounts of traction.

>>5913088
>Connie

>>5912998
kek

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>>5912490
>tfw first kiss was with a drunk co-worker at a new year's party
>tfw i didn't even react to it because autism
>tfw haven't spoken to the guy in years

It still counts though.

>>5913104
>Everybody else

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>>5913055
>>5913069
>>5913072
It is also a gloryhole, something that is meant for anonymity. Some poor fool probably stuck his pud in and imagined it was Pearl or Nanafua or something.

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>>5913015
I saw it, 50% of it is complete bullshit and the other 50% is because her looks are typical to those of a punk rocker

>>5913127
>Steven has a few outfits

>>5912490
>>5913125
Still not as bad as your first kiss being with someone else's drunk girlfriend. I still feel horrible about that.

>>5913147
IT'S STORY TIME

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>>5913125
Was it even a good kiss?

>>5913147
Still not as bad as having your first from a dude as a dare in middle school

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>>5912490
>tfw had one kiss and one date
>that was 6 years ago
I feel you anon

Peetle wrote a lot

>>5913159
fuck no, he smelled like cheap beer, his mouth was uncomfortably hot, I was stiff as a board and it was over before I could react. Not the best experience, but it was at least memorable.

>>5913147
My first kiss was me being the drunk girlfriend cheating on her internet boyfriend.

>>5913192
That sounds so shitty. I'd forget about a moment like that if I were you.

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>>5913055
Well, she's not in beach city, but she'd probably take Amy's dick.

>>5913156
It's really not interesting. She and her boyfriend are in my gaming group. We eventually started hanging out independent of the others, playing games, watching movies, and other such stuff. Eventually, she got drunk, mashed her mouth against mine and told me how she felt. I wish I had the strength of character to tell her no, but in the end we continued this surreptitious romance until we were discovered.

I am blessed that her boyfriend is a forgiving man, and that we are all still on good terms.

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>>5913189
It's ok anon. We can just date.

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>>5913250
As long as you don't mind me being hideous

>>5913229
Almost cucked
>told me how she felt
But she stayed with him? hm

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>>5913281
Ditto to you

>>5913221
Where is the barn

>>5913281
I'd be surprised if any of us were good looking Anon.

>>5913281
>>5913301
NOW KISS

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>>5913306
Well I am quite good looking, it's just that I'm not interested in the male gender so it's harder for me to find someone. And believe me, I get A LOT of attention from guys

>>5913094
Speaking of Pearl's nasty clam, I'm up to 1500 words on the alternate ending of that story

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It's raining outside
How's your weather thread?

>>5913303
Mars

>>5913344
Lots of rain here too

>>5913341
Alternate ending? link

>>5913344
hot

>>5913344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ZzEEaKC90

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>>5913344
It's raining where I live, too.

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>>5913344
cold

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>>5913344
cold and rainy

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>>5913344
mmmmmm

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>>5913425
>>5913354
>>5913382
Hope it's not too intense for you all
The sky has blackened completely here but still no thunder

>>5913370
How hot?

>>5913377
A good chuckle was had
>>5913425
>>5913400
I envy you, most of the time it's hot here but this rain came out of nowhere

I hope the episode touching on being happy without a relationship happens soon enough.

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>>5913344
hard ass rain over here senpai, love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehnZNaNow4

>>5913485
Sugars words on that had PEARL written all over it.

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>ITT: Raining everywhere except for a few places

>>5913515
More like JASPER

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>>5913524
that fucking image

>>5913532
The self-love was aimed at Jasper and maybe others, the specific relationship part was for Pearl. It's so obvious.

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>>5913301
I'll date anyone as long as they're cool, don't care about looks desu
Where you from anon

>>5913486
That's a really cute pic but it's also kinda hilarious because it looks like Peridot is just casually walk into a hurricane

Which she could probably tank

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>>5913467
It hasn't rained here in nearly two months, I'm welcoming the fuck out of this weather.

I'm just glad it's not all dusty and dry anymore.

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>>5913567
Michigan. Where are you from?

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>>5913524
Is it not raining for you anon?

>>5913509
>filename
Kek, people are so desperate for S to not be Pearl's love interest.

>>5913563

honestly it could go for both characters. jasper has to learn that she doesn't need to be fused with someone (in a relationship) for her to be happy with herself. pearl just had some new person in her life that could potentially end up becoming her grilfriend and eventually she finds out that it just doesn't work so they stay friends

>>5913467
annoyingly hot

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>>5913524
Yeah it's rather hot out.

>>5913665
I can't help imagining Sapphire, Ruby and Opal as the crystal gems now. That is an interesting AU

>>5913701
Jasper can't learn shit because she's a dog that has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it.

>>5912490
I wouldn't wish this on anyone, but but I'm still kind of glad that I'm not the only one in this boat.

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>>5913665

--> >>5913377

Not yet.

>>5913292
To be fair, he has a shoe in at Frederator and a decent job. I am currently rolling around in the /trash/ with you lot, and an alcoholic(though dealing with the above as well as other assorted and severe tragedies contributed to that.)

>>5913759
>no more pearl
>permanent rupphire

yeah, this is the au for me. sorry amy.

NCfag here, all I know is, it is the 20th of October and its actually warm enough to walk outside shirtless in the dark.

It IS the hottest year on record, I believe

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>>5913695
>texting with someone
>left only minutes after having arrived
>didn't even talk to Pearl that long
Yeah right, interested in Pearl much. She's just another slut.

>>5913695
Ironic since your posts reeks of desperation for the opposite.

>>5913759
>>5913777
>no more Amethyst
>trading in one midget for two

Super Shorty Squad WHEN

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>>5913792
>The number mystery girl gave Pearl is an actual phony number

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>>5913619
Georgia

>>5913833
>new crystal gems are ruby, sapphire, and amy
>pearl gets banished to the gaybarn

I'm down.

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>>5913745
I wish it was possible for Opal, Sugilite, and Sardonyx to go on adventures together

>Mystery Girl has a penis
I wouldn't be surprised

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>>5913833
>>5913862
The true shorty squad.

>>5913881
Damn it LOOOBC, stop making me like pearl.

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>>5913356
Haven't posted it, but I made a similar story a while ago

>>5913903
I can live with peridot as long as we get the rest of the shorty squad too.
Then we can have a basketball game of shorty squad vs hw ruby squad.

>>5913862
>pearl gets banished to the gaybarn
Finally time for Lapearl to shine.

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>>5913890
>Stretch marks

>>5913862
>>5913903
I really want to see Peridot interact with Ruby and Sapphire, for once.

No Pearl
And certainly no Emopis

>>5913926
they can scissor in background character hell for all eternity, i don't mind.

>>5913665
Dry and calm and cold over here on my godforsaken rock

>>5913914
thanks

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>>5913926
>the parallels

>>5912490
On the bright side having shit luck with women taught me not to depend on sex or relationships to be happy.

>>5913055
Me

She can use gem magic to clean herself up, they've done that before

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END GAME

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>>5913850
So what are you into? Movies, Music, games?

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>>5913921
>>5913945
This, ladies and gentlemen is what i call, La Count tor

>>5913619
>Tfw /sug/ is going to bring to people together and create a happy couple

>>5914031
She can, but that doesn't mean she will.

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>>5914004
Jokes on you, life! I never had to learn not to depend on sex or relationships because I've never had either. Haha! Ha.

ha

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>>5913382

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>>5914003

>>5914049
I'd check beforehand, don't worry anon

I've stuck my dick in worse anyway

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>>5914051

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>>5913869

>>5914045
>gems can influence their form as they wish
>sapphire has future vision
>sapphire saw this very moment coming thousands of years ago
>chose to form without a nose for the ultimate shutdown

https://youtu.be/1t24XAntNCY
Peridot thought she ran the game, but she wasn't even a player.

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>>5914035

>>5913926
I arrive at the mention of this ship
good stuff

What is the depressing Dark Future AU of Steven Universe?

>>5914375
Love you, dex. Sorry I make you hate me.

>>5914031
What if she doesn't, and you end up putting your dick in a mouth stained by curdled maggoty milk and motor oil? One of the maggots might crawl up your urethra while she's succing you and begin eating a hole into your cock.

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>>5913862
Yes please, get rid of the annoying meme midget and bring Pearl!

>>5914431
You know that it's incredibly obvious when you're samefagging, right, indexer?

>>5914450
Look at that, everyone wins. Pearlfags get their dumb lapearl ship, and the people with taste gets shorty squad.

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>>5914421

>>5914454
>people still don't realize that there are 2 or 3 anons who actually appreciate indexer.

Did you just get here or something?

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>the episode where Steven shows the gems 4chan

>>5914470
>tfw Jasper and Bismuth have to live in the forge

>>5914447
>What if she doesn't
>>5914358

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Is there a more aesthetically pleasing ship?

>>5914520
how is that fat bastard not pulling the chair down

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>>5914569

>>5914543
>have to
>not get to
>boiling hot buff mama rough magma hate sex every night

I'd gladly burn to death if I got to witness that

>>5914592
A simple 'no' would suffice

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>>5914042
I'm into mostly indie, alternative, and experimental rock. Main favorites are Ween, Gorillaz, Portugal. The Man, and The Kills
I don't watch many movies, ding really have a favorite, but I like sci-fi stuff
Games, I mainly play older stuff, but I like Mario Kart 8, SSBM, Cave Story, and Descent
What about you?

>>5914592
He was being serious.

>>5914592
Sorry but that green gremlin-looking thing is ugly.

>>5914569
Is this a joke?
Lapearl looks terrible.

>>5914613
t.lapiven

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WE

>>5914593
Can Bismuth just FIST Jasper on top of her anvil, already?

>>5914613
no wonder you self insert as her

>>5914637
ew

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>>5914637
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

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>>5914654
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY

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>>5914637
AHH

A GHOST

>>5914637
...can't be together anymore, anon.
I'm sorry, but i'll have to break with you, our love is impossible.

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>>5914637
Are dead.

>>5914644
Not if Jasper fucks her first.

I forgot to mention, they fuck to the death. Or at least the poof.

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>>5914665
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T

[s]WE WILL KILL YOU[/s]

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>>5914682
I'm spooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>>5914674
This image is not ok.

>>5914679
Jasper's got speed on her side, but Bismuth must be bulkier given how stocky she is.

I want this.

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>>5914665

>>5914737
Fund it, someone get a drawfag on the job.

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>>5914682
>a Diamond

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>>5913335
gettalodathisguy

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>>5914682
I always preferred this one

>>5914749
Xubbles is pretty good, if you're willing to fork over enough on her patreon.

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>>5914747
maybe don't repost this one, dex.

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IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW

>>5914764
I think it's a grill

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>>5914797
WHAT WE REALLY ARE

>>5914764
>guy
>guessing genders in 2016

>>5914637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

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stressful day, just got home, anyone got some chill music?

>>5914817
https://picarto.tv/sula

plus you get to watch someone draw

>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAuYSuPBbUQ

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>>5914806
WE WILL

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>>5914840
PROTECT YOU