/sug/ Steven Universe General - Shorty Squad Edition
Last Thread: >>5900293
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5911257
Jasper is fat
>>5911257
Jasper is me
Here we go.
witness me
Lappy makes me happy
When are the creators finally going to point out how wrong Connie is to want to lynch Pakistani kids?
>>5911291
>Witness another anonymous poster who will outright deny or just ignore when their delusional "predictions" fall flat
Nah
>>5911299
Lappy makes me want to set your house on fire.
>>5911291
You do realize how long it takes from recording to being finished right?
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
post comfy
>>5911389
kill yourself
i like this edition
>>5911402
>>5911291
she'll voice stable malachite
>>5911402
>>5911402
>>5911441
Not nearly enough Jasper in that voice
>>5911368
http://yaoikuza.tumblr.com/post/152057754727/hey-guys
>>5911503
> Ame’s friendship with Jasper
How
>>5911368
kill yourself
>>5911540
Same way somebody befriends a dog.
I wish I could bake Becky a cake and give her a comfy sweater.
>>5911581
I wish I could kill you.
>>5911581
A cute!
>>5911601
Why would you wish for that?
>>5911555
petting it?
>>5911604
>>5911299
>>5911367
>>5911414
>>5911626
>>5911554
kill yourself
>>5911640
>>5911612
You just answered your own question.
>>5911655
>>5911676
I don't understand what you mean. I just want to post nice pictures of the crewniverse and say nice things about them. Please don't bully me.
>>5911692
>>5911692
What are those in the bottom right? I want it.
>>5911748
I think those are promos for an episode.
Becky's mom!
>>5911721
I don't want to bully you, I want to slit your throat and shove my dick into the hole. Luckily for you that will never happen because I don't know who you are.
>>5911812
She used to be a professional dancer! Now she teaches dance classes.
>>5911291
>yfw Sugar's WiiU suddenly goes missing
>>5911838
>>5911852
>>5911862
>>5911871
>>5911879
She's even prettier than her daughter
>>5911816
I have never done anything to harm you anon, why would you want to do that to me? That's a very rude thing to say.
>>5911897
That's not true, they are both very pretty!
>>5911653
kill yourself
>>5911291
It's gonna be her.
>>5911913
Hardly.
>>5911897
No wonder her mom abused her. If I created some autistic kid with a deformed face I'd yell at it too.
lapiven
>>5911940
I feel some rage boil up in me everytime i see her
>>5911966
But why? She's a totally unique and complex character that adds so much depth to the show :^)
>>5911966
What about now?
>>5911956
Is canon.
>no SU
>unemployed for two months
>nothing to read
>no desire to write
>no will to live
kill... me...
>>5911995
I just cant care for her cuase shes literaly another Rose, shes made for to be in a ship that wont last unless they want to fuck up all of Pearls development
>>5912043
I made a joke a while ago but I don't think she's just another Rose
>>5911940
>>5912030
lol, k
>>5912030
>>nothing to read
Doubt it
>>5912067
Nobody thinks she's a literal human embodiment of Rose, but she is just another person for Pearl to cling onto.
>>5912145
So you want Pearl to end up alone?
>>5912191
Not the guy:
Kinda but not neccessarily
I just don't want her to end up with trash
>>5912132
I'm a picky-ass reader who's exhausted my supply of books that meet my arbitrary standards
>>5912216
Well then, I respect your opinion but I don't agree
>>5912191
Or at least ends the development she began about learning to move past clinging onto others before rushing headfirst into another situation just like that.
>>5912246
thanks
that's nice of you
>>5912191
I want her to realize that she dons't need someone in her life that she needs to follow, I want her to be free.
She can have a girlfriend, but dating MS is like dating a person who looks like your dead girlfriend, that creepy and clingy
>>5912253
I don't think it necessarily means that the relationship with her and mystery girl will just be a rinse and repeat of what she had with Rose though
>>5911956
>>5912025
Good shit, my doods
>>5912307
Then you're as deluded as lapidot shippers.
>>5912303
Or maybe she simply likes big, pink ladies. I think you ignore where she says she's not thinking about the past anymore
>>5912323
I tihnk you're being pessimistic
>>5912294
Why did they make it look like she is stroking her crotch
>>5912338
I know you're being delusional, but you already knew that.
>>5912323
Lapidot is the only popular ship I don't get.
>>5912373
I'm being realistic. I understand it's hard to accept that something not of your liking will likely happen.
This seems totally in character for Amethyst.
>>5912338
>I think you ignore where she says she's not thinking about the past anymore
She can say that all she wants, but her actions speak louder than her words.
>maybe she simply likes big, pink ladies
And maybe if this were true she wouldn't have had the reaction she did when it was pointed out that she looks like Rose.
>>5912417
I just want Pearl to try out sex.
>>5912237
What's your favorite book?
>>5912417
You're being delusional. I understand it's hard to accept that something of your like will not actually happen, but that's just part of life.
>>5911502
More drunk gems, pls.
>>5912380
>all this mysterypearl
fuck it, I'll post what I got
>Sapphire knows what it is like to serve a Diamond unquestioningly, what it is like to be treated as a special gem because of her abilities
>Ruby knows what it is like to be a Homeworld soldier, expected to give up her life
Jasper/rupphire bonding when
>>5912459
>>5912433
No. She would eat the whole thing.
>>5912459
>all this mysterypearl
time to kms
hard_cucking
>tfw mid 20s
>Still kissless
>never even came close
>>5912237
Then maybe you should stop being so picky. Would you turn down certain food you don't like when you're starving to death?
>>5912434
>She can say that all she wants, but her actions speak louder than her words.
That's according to you.
Obviously she's shocked somebody pointed out the physical resemblance to Rose, but the girl isn't literally a copy and paste of Rose.
>>5912441
That and many other human things.
>>5912459
>>5912467
Nice.
>>5912481
y u kys?
>>5912481
I'm sorry your waifu isn't real but killing yourself over it goes a bit too far
>>5912490
Do it like I did
Go to a club, take at least one friend
Get drunk
Kiss a random person
First kiss as a 23-y-o virgin
>>5912481
Honestly, unless you're a girl no one will care
Its just the way fandoms work
>>5912509
since its /trash/ I can post the lewds so its nice
>>5912539
eh, shit happens, just how id like steven to live with lapis but shes stuck with peridot, sucks but thats how it rolls
>>5912539
Pearl is a pretty great character. No opinion on Mystery girl yet but I think I'll come to like her eventually unless she's a complete bitch.
>>5912445
geeze, it's not easy to pick
>the golem and the jinni
>the grace of kings
>fevre dream
>the orphan's tales
>[spoiler]homestuck[/spoiler]
a few others
>>5912553
>Don't drink
>Friend moved
also >random person
what do you mean by this?
>>5912590
You really have no other friends even if they live far away?
>Don't drink
You should try it, especially if you're shy.
it means what it means, you spot a qt, flirt with them a little, dance a litte (take to a corner) and kiss
>>5912639
I don't watch the show for a certain character and I may not understand your choice, but I do hope it doesn't go as far as you having to drop the show anon
>>5912639
true, I did pass up on some episodes, real hard core townie eps
If S turns into a cunt I might also skim past
>>5912706
Yeah me too
Somehow I managed to fall in love with a cartoon character
that's never happened before
then again aside from su I don't really watch cartoons
-Wall anon
>>5912627
They moved to the other side of the country so really far away for me.
I've got an addictive nature and fear becoming addicted to it so I try to stay away. Better to not go down that path.
That's what I thought. Just checking.
>>5912727
My hate for her is dying down to be honest
It used to make me very angry
I wish mystery girl didn't look so trashy
I want to rape Zach Callison..
>>5912728
You love her but you also want her to be happy no? You can't exactly make her happy considering she's 2D and you're 3DPD
>>5912778
Maybe she was dressed like that for the outing, a punk concert. She'll look more tame and maybe not even pink next time
Just a possibility.
Will we ever get near nudity past the censors?
I mean Amy almost swore and we heard someone give birth.
>>5912727
Hopefully S isn't total trash.
But like the townies, if they are bad enough, they can really ruin an episode.
>>5912764
is it cause she fits 90% of tumblr drawing starte pack?
Looks like rose?
The crew tried sticking pearl to her?
its hard for me to hate things so I wouldnt know
>>5912524
>>5912805
No. No we won't.
>>5912739
Well that really sucks for you anon, I hope for you that it turns out for the better though, I'd advise not staying holed up in your room, go out some more, perhaps meet new people on the internet that live nearby you. I totally get you, I'm a massive autist myself by the way, so it's not just some normalfag's advice.
>>5912805
We already got Steven butt.
>>5912727
>>5912835
bismuth youre one to talk, being pantsless
>>5911581
Are you paraplegic or something? You can do these things
>>5912805
Only Steven nudity sadly
It's a damn shame, I really want to see connie naked. hell, i'd settle for a panty shot. sadly you can't get away with that stuff anymore, even for a frame
>>5912835
>>5912820
Well like
For me pearl felt really ooc in looobc and really imo all of season 4 has been trash the whole driving point of that episode was kinda weak
On top of that I hold pearl on a fucking pedestal
whoever she gets with better hold a candle to how amazing she is
mystery girl is trash to me so seeing her with pearl is enraging
also, cucked
>>5912795
She makes me happy
>>5912380
Yeah, I'm with you there. I think it's only popular because of Zuke. Since she works on the show, people for some reason see her stuff as canon, even though there's not much to support it in show.
I could see it still existing without her, but I'm pretty sure its where the popularity and annoying need to try to prove it as canon comes from.
>>5912820
She's punk rock, not tumblr. Unless tumblr and punk rock are now the same thing
>>5912854
>>5912873
Much better.
>>5912883
Lapidot's been popular since Warp Tour. With or without Zuke it'd be a pretty big ship.
So, would Connie become a virgin again every time Steven eats her out?
>>5912907
Of course it would've still been big. You don't need Zuke to realize how self-insert friendly Lapidot is.
>>5912880
I see, yeah pearl was ooc but trying to impress amethyst didnt go so well, and the whole 'just be yourself' last minute ditch was lame
She needs to be like she was in gem hunt, smart but silly at the same time
>"Whose your fav gem?"
>"PEARL!"
>"Why thank you!"
>>5912838
Well thanks anon. Maybe I'll look into meeting more local people online. The 2 relationships I've had have been online ones and neither ended well.
>>5912764
Maybe if she wasn't introduced this late in the story it might have given me hope that she'd develop a character beyond just being a plot device for Pearl's love life, but it seems as though she'll only exist for that and nothing else. I hope with the 2 seasons we have left that she manages to be fleshed out more, and I hope she becomes someone supportive of Pearl that isn't just a lover's comfort but someone who truly understands her.
>>5912468
Maybe it's because she's depressed. Her getup is post Crack the Whip, and her face looks pretty saddened. I'm thinking she's craving the gravy, but doesn't want to chew through the condom to get it.
>>5912966
>mystery girl's ex was a bird
>>5912884
na, theres a famous tumblr character starter pack meme thing that fits the mystery woman to a T
not cause shes punk rock
did anyone ever get around to drawing connie peeing? It feels like that would have had to have happened at some point in the last three years
>>5912995
Would be better if Amy had her gem
>>5912490
Same boat here. I probably still care on some level, but I've basically come to terms with it. I have bigger things to feel depressed about.
Though, it's probably one of those "I can't have it, so I'll pretend it's overrated" kind of things.
>>5912995
Who in Beach City would have standard's low enough to stick his dick in Amy's filthy maw?
>>5913048
That's how I've tried to think about it for a while but SU is making me feel lonely again and it's hard to do that anymore
>>5913055
What other choice is there?
>>5913055
Ronaldo.
>>5912801
This is a cartoon, of course she's going to show up in the exact same outfit next time.
>>5913055
any
>>5913055
I'd rather stick it in Amy's filth maw then Pearls nasty clam
>>5912907
Yeah, it'd still probably be somewhat popular, I probably should have said bloated rather than popular. There's way too many people who ship that shit, and I feel like Zuke pushing it is what made the fans so annoying and gave the ship ridiculous amounts of traction.
>>5913088
>Connie
>>5912998
kek
>>5912490
>tfw first kiss was with a drunk co-worker at a new year's party
>tfw i didn't even react to it because autism
>tfw haven't spoken to the guy in years
It still counts though.
>>5913104
>Everybody else
>>5913055
>>5913069
>>5913072
It is also a gloryhole, something that is meant for anonymity. Some poor fool probably stuck his pud in and imagined it was Pearl or Nanafua or something.
>>5913015
I saw it, 50% of it is complete bullshit and the other 50% is because her looks are typical to those of a punk rocker
>>5913127
>Steven has a few outfits
>>5913147
IT'S STORY TIME
>>5913125
Was it even a good kiss?
>>5913147
Still not as bad as having your first from a dude as a dare in middle school
>>5912490
>tfw had one kiss and one date
>that was 6 years ago
I feel you anon
Peetle wrote a lot
>>5913159
fuck no, he smelled like cheap beer, his mouth was uncomfortably hot, I was stiff as a board and it was over before I could react. Not the best experience, but it was at least memorable.
>>5913147
My first kiss was me being the drunk girlfriend cheating on her internet boyfriend.
>>5913192
That sounds so shitty. I'd forget about a moment like that if I were you.
>>5913055
Well, she's not in beach city, but she'd probably take Amy's dick.
>>5913156
It's really not interesting. She and her boyfriend are in my gaming group. We eventually started hanging out independent of the others, playing games, watching movies, and other such stuff. Eventually, she got drunk, mashed her mouth against mine and told me how she felt. I wish I had the strength of character to tell her no, but in the end we continued this surreptitious romance until we were discovered.
I am blessed that her boyfriend is a forgiving man, and that we are all still on good terms.
>>5913189
It's ok anon. We can just date.
>>5913250
As long as you don't mind me being hideous
>>5913229
Almost cucked
>told me how she felt
But she stayed with him? hm
>>5913281
Ditto to you
>>5913221
Where is the barn
>>5913281
I'd be surprised if any of us were good looking Anon.
>>5913306
Well I am quite good looking, it's just that I'm not interested in the male gender so it's harder for me to find someone. And believe me, I get A LOT of attention from guys
>>5913094
Speaking of Pearl's nasty clam, I'm up to 1500 words on the alternate ending of that story
It's raining outside
How's your weather thread?
>>5913303
Mars
>>5913344
Lots of rain here too
>>5913341
Alternate ending? link
>>5913344
hot
>>5913344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ZzEEaKC90
>>5913344
It's raining where I live, too.
>>5913344
cold and rainy
>>5913344
mmmmmm
>>5913425
>>5913354
>>5913382
Hope it's not too intense for you all
The sky has blackened completely here but still no thunder
>>5913370
How hot?
>>5913377
A good chuckle was had
>>5913425
>>5913400
I envy you, most of the time it's hot here but this rain came out of nowhere
I hope the episode touching on being happy without a relationship happens soon enough.
>>5913344
hard ass rain over here senpai, love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehnZNaNow4
>>5913485
Sugars words on that had PEARL written all over it.
>ITT: Raining everywhere except for a few places
>>5913515
More like JASPER
>>5913524
that fucking image
>>5913532
The self-love was aimed at Jasper and maybe others, the specific relationship part was for Pearl. It's so obvious.
>>5913301
I'll date anyone as long as they're cool, don't care about looks desu
Where you from anon
>>5913486
That's a really cute pic but it's also kinda hilarious because it looks like Peridot is just casually walk into a hurricane
Which she could probably tank
>>5913467
It hasn't rained here in nearly two months, I'm welcoming the fuck out of this weather.
I'm just glad it's not all dusty and dry anymore.
>>5913567
Michigan. Where are you from?
>>5913524
Is it not raining for you anon?
>>5913509
>filename
Kek, people are so desperate for S to not be Pearl's love interest.
>>5913563
honestly it could go for both characters. jasper has to learn that she doesn't need to be fused with someone (in a relationship) for her to be happy with herself. pearl just had some new person in her life that could potentially end up becoming her grilfriend and eventually she finds out that it just doesn't work so they stay friends
>>5913467
annoyingly hot
>>5913524
Yeah it's rather hot out.
>>5913665
I can't help imagining Sapphire, Ruby and Opal as the crystal gems now. That is an interesting AU
>>5913701
Jasper can't learn shit because she's a dog that has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it.
>>5912490
I wouldn't wish this on anyone, but but I'm still kind of glad that I'm not the only one in this boat.
>>5913665
--> >>5913377
Not yet.
>>5913292
To be fair, he has a shoe in at Frederator and a decent job. I am currently rolling around in the /trash/ with you lot, and an alcoholic(though dealing with the above as well as other assorted and severe tragedies contributed to that.)
>>5913759
>no more pearl
>permanent rupphire
yeah, this is the au for me. sorry amy.
NCfag here, all I know is, it is the 20th of October and its actually warm enough to walk outside shirtless in the dark.
It IS the hottest year on record, I believe
>>5913695
>texting with someone
>left only minutes after having arrived
>didn't even talk to Pearl that long
Yeah right, interested in Pearl much. She's just another slut.
>>5913695
Ironic since your posts reeks of desperation for the opposite.
>>5913792
>The number mystery girl gave Pearl is an actual phony number
>>5913619
Georgia
>>5913833
>new crystal gems are ruby, sapphire, and amy
>pearl gets banished to the gaybarn
I'm down.
>>5913745
I wish it was possible for Opal, Sugilite, and Sardonyx to go on adventures together
>Mystery Girl has a penis
I wouldn't be surprised
>>5913833
>>5913862
The true shorty squad.
>>5913881
Damn it LOOOBC, stop making me like pearl.
>>5913356
Haven't posted it, but I made a similar story a while ago
>>5913903
I can live with peridot as long as we get the rest of the shorty squad too.
Then we can have a basketball game of shorty squad vs hw ruby squad.
>>5913862
>pearl gets banished to the gaybarn
Finally time for Lapearl to shine.
>>5913890
>Stretch marks
>>5913926
they can scissor in background character hell for all eternity, i don't mind.
>>5913665
Dry and calm and cold over here on my godforsaken rock
>>5913914
thanks
>>5913926
>the parallels
>>5912490
On the bright side having shit luck with women taught me not to depend on sex or relationships to be happy.
>>5913055
Me
She can use gem magic to clean herself up, they've done that before
END GAME
>>5913850
So what are you into? Movies, Music, games?
>>5913921
>>5913945
This, ladies and gentlemen is what i call, La Count tor
>>5913619
>Tfw /sug/ is going to bring to people together and create a happy couple
>>5914031
She can, but that doesn't mean she will.
>>5914004
Jokes on you, life! I never had to learn not to depend on sex or relationships because I've never had either. Haha! Ha.
ha
>>5913382
>>5914003
>>5914049
I'd check beforehand, don't worry anon
I've stuck my dick in worse anyway
>>5914051
>>5913869
>>5914045
>gems can influence their form as they wish
>sapphire has future vision
>sapphire saw this very moment coming thousands of years ago
>chose to form without a nose for the ultimate shutdown
https://youtu.be/1t24XAntNCY
Peridot thought she ran the game, but she wasn't even a player.
>>5914035
>>5913926
I arrive at the mention of this ship
good stuff
What is the depressing Dark Future AU of Steven Universe?
>>5914375
Love you, dex. Sorry I make you hate me.
>>5914031
What if she doesn't, and you end up putting your dick in a mouth stained by curdled maggoty milk and motor oil? One of the maggots might crawl up your urethra while she's succing you and begin eating a hole into your cock.
>>5913862
Yes please, get rid of the annoying meme midget and bring Pearl!
>>5914431
You know that it's incredibly obvious when you're samefagging, right, indexer?
>>5914450
Look at that, everyone wins. Pearlfags get their dumb lapearl ship, and the people with taste gets shorty squad.
>>5914421
>>5914454
>people still don't realize that there are 2 or 3 anons who actually appreciate indexer.
Did you just get here or something?
>the episode where Steven shows the gems 4chan
>>5914470
>tfw Jasper and Bismuth have to live in the forge
Is there a more aesthetically pleasing ship?
>>5914520
how is that fat bastard not pulling the chair down
>>5914569
>>5914543
>have to
>not get to
>boiling hot buff mama rough magma hate sex every night
I'd gladly burn to death if I got to witness that
>>5914592
A simple 'no' would suffice
>>5914042
I'm into mostly indie, alternative, and experimental rock. Main favorites are Ween, Gorillaz, Portugal. The Man, and The Kills
I don't watch many movies, ding really have a favorite, but I like sci-fi stuff
Games, I mainly play older stuff, but I like Mario Kart 8, SSBM, Cave Story, and Descent
What about you?
>>5914592
He was being serious.
>>5914592
Sorry but that green gremlin-looking thing is ugly.
>>5914569
Is this a joke?
Lapearl looks terrible.
>>5914613
t.lapiven
>>5914593
Can Bismuth just FIST Jasper on top of her anvil, already?
>>5914613
no wonder you self insert as her
>>5914637
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>5914654
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
>>5914637
AHH
A GHOST
>>5914637
...can't be together anymore, anon.
I'm sorry, but i'll have to break with you, our love is impossible.
>>5914637
Are dead.
>>5914644
Not if Jasper fucks her first.
I forgot to mention, they fuck to the death. Or at least the poof.
>>5914665
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
[s]WE WILL KILL YOU[/s]
>>5914682
I'm spooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
>>5914674
This image is not ok.
>>5914679
Jasper's got speed on her side, but Bismuth must be bulkier given how stocky she is.
I want this.
>>5914665
>>5914737
Fund it, someone get a drawfag on the job.
>>5914682
>a Diamond
>>5913335
gettalodathisguy
>>5914682
I always preferred this one
>>5914749
Xubbles is pretty good, if you're willing to fork over enough on her patreon.
>>5914747
maybe don't repost this one, dex.
IF YOU COULD ONLY KNOW
>>5914764
I think it's a grill
>>5914797
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
>>5914764
>guy
>guessing genders in 2016
>>5914637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs
stressful day, just got home, anyone got some chill music?
>>5914817
https://picarto.tv/sula
plus you get to watch someone draw
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAuYSuPBbUQ
>>5914806
WE WILL
>>5914840
PROTECT YOU
>>5914837
>>5914837
mm good shit, helps me fall asleep so nice
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKrpiphCuo
>>5914637
>>5914654
Imagine meeting these without any blood and retarded shit
>it turns out they are actually kind hearted and very timid versions
>>5914851
How would Lapis react if that happened to Steven?
>>5914606
I've been getting into garage rock more since LOOOBC aired but I usually listen to different kinds of rock. Also a lot of Simon and Garfunkle lately.
Yea I'm not much of a movie person. I've always been more of a show person.
I like a lot of rouge-likes/lites. Usually indie stuff.
Binding of isaac, nuclear throne, Super meat boy, etc. Smash bros and Mario Kart I do love as well though.
>>5914882
yeah but they're ugly, so what's the point?
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lplJYyOMzxU
>>5914902
>Smash bros
Nice
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v9RlfHEUjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9UZs9guc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alkduy-j4MY
>>5914902
>LOO0BC
What's that? A show about antiquity India?
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2tVJch-HI
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2YIZOE2GjQ
>>5914955
>>5914955
last one out of beach city senpai
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzm-4mlzZPU
>>5914934
>>5914817
>>5914928
if they are good and kind I would love them regardless. Wouldn't you?
>>5914990
Pearlfags really are devoid of humor. No wonder they liked that shitty episode.
>>5914955
Took me a minute, but god damn was it worth it.
Do you have kids /sug/? Do you wish you had any?
>>5915038
No, kind of.
>>5915038
No and no
I want Pearl to father my children!
>>5914995
>joji
hell yeah dude
>>5915038
I dont have any, but I LOVE kids
Could never eat a whole one, though.
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyr4zLVpOVk&list=PLPrfSiPOW38fVGNW8MtbL6Ykbk2lWaAAC
>>5915038
no
in my 30s/40s.
>>5915057
I want Pearl
>>5914817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fDiGdc8ZqE&list=PLweOkVlnj7x-y1yr1_7htpFVcczYcX4gE
>>5915038
No, and fuck no.
I have enough problems trying to support myself, I don't need little shit eating up my patience, motivation, and money.
>>5914797
kill yourself
>>5915038
No to both, my older brother has three kids, though.
>>5915038
No, and not really, or at least not right now.
I never noticed this.
>>5915038
I would be so scared my kid would inherit my obsessive compulsive disorder
>>5915038
No
Only if they were Pearl's
>>5915038
all my buds pull out games were shit and have kids now. I baby sit a few and its nice but I dont think I see kids in my future, fuck that for right now
BUT if I did I would hello im dad 100% and sandals + socks every day
>>5915146
>>5915158
>connverse
>>5915038
No, but I like working with them. I volunteer at shitty schools really often. Maybe I'll have one of my own someday but only if I could make sure they don't inherit too many shitty things from my DNA.
>>5915161
>falling for the pull out meme
And they never bothered with a condom? Why?
>>5915178
the name connverse also implies shes dating/banging greg
>>5915202
Which is bullshit because Greg likes em BIG
>>5915202
>Connieven
>>5915178
>he ships steven with a gem
>>5915202
Kind of like how Ponnie implies shes dating Peridot and Pearl
>>5915150
>>5915200
quote in quote
>Doesnt feel good man
>It hurts to use
>waaa, i hate the feel of rubber rubbing in my vag
sad too, got him glow in the dark ones too and found out its never been open
>>5915038
I'm the only one who is raising two kids right now. A year old and a 7 year old.
I don't really mind being a mother figure to them but gosh it takes a lot out of you.
I don't think I want kids of my own any time soon.
>>5914902
Nice. S&G is pretty good. When it comes to older rock I'm a big fan of ELO.
I've been meaning to play Binding of Isaac but I've never gotten around to it. Might give it a play next week
>>5915225
It's a patrician thing, you wouldn't understand
>>5912490
>dont remember my first kiss
>first kiss was one of the 4 or 5 girls i made out with in my basement when i was 14
>>5915242
Man. What a bunch of pussies.
Those glowing condoms sound cool as hell, though.
So now that lapidot is semi confirmed, what are some predictions on how it will happen. We know that Steven is staying the night at the barn, will he help them fuse after he brings up his fusions in conversation?
>>5915313
>lapidot is semi confirmed
l e l
e
l
>>5915230
She can have Peridot, that way the worst characters won't ruin any other ships
>>5915248
Do you let them watch Steven Universe?
>>5915313
Nah, Peridots dieing in Gem Harvest due to cancer, its a serious episode
Hey guys, I know how much you all like Lapidot, so I'm posting this image especially for all of you. I really like this one, it's pretty dandy. I hope you're having a good evening, /sug/.
>>5915178
I don't know what you ship but it ain't canon
>>5915275
preaching it man, well they didnt want the glow and now there stuck with a bunch of pooping shitlets
adorable pooping shitlets tho, cant hate em no mater how much they throw up on me
>>5915313
Steven will dance with Lapis as a form of demonstration to Peridot, which will lead to them both accidentally fusing, making Peri the biggest cuck since that balding woodpecker Pearl.
Then their fusion will masturbate to leaves.
I don't have any, but I want to have a kid when I've got a stable job and an SO. Have to adopt tho
>>5915248
I bet you're a great mom to them, anon
>>5915361
Better than literal shit
>>5915259
I like it a whole lot. Go for rebirth/afterbirth over the original though. Pretty much an almost objective upgrade in every way.
Do you draw or write etc?
>>5915313
They'll fuse and be happy forever.
>>5915350
>Peridot dying of cancer
>Not Steven dying of cancer and not surviving
>>5915373
Why do you have to adopt anon?
>>5915384
Who would win in a fight: White Diamond or Steven After Not Surviving?
How does Connie feel about the Pakistani presence in Kashmir?
>>5915384
Steven
After
Not
Surviving
>>5915348
They actually like the show, the older one draws a lot with me whenever she comes back from school. she always draws jasper really angry or in a bubble. I think it's hilarious. I have a small stack of drawings she did next to me. it kinda motivates me.
The musical parts the youngest loves. she likes when pearl sings.
>>5915365
I love my brother's kids, man.
Too bad two of them have ADHD and are hyper as holy fuck.
>>5915402
I don't know, White Diamond is pretty tough but Steven After Not Surviving is the strongest being in the series with the most underrated boss theme.
>>5915376
Nice, I'll pick that one up and give it a try
Nah I've never been a good artist or writer. I've been meaning to do game dev but school's taking up my free time. Just when I thought I'd have spare time I had to start job hunting for after graduation and I've got my capstone project to work on
Do you draw or write?
>>5915447
>she always draws jasper really angry or in a bubble
Slightly off English is really cute to me for some reason.
>>5915038
No. Don't want to, but my wife wants to. I don't really know what to do.
>>5915400
Can't have babies with a girldick
>>5915447
>she always draws jasper really angry or in a bubble
That's adorable and depressing at the same time.
>>5915516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFzSmDRs2U
>>5915447
>the youngest one loves Pearl
Glad they're growing up with good taste
>>5915373
Thank you. I try with all my heart.
there are times I can't draw or do things with my own life. I accepted that choice though, they need a mother. I know I can never be there mother but god knows they need that love and care.
>>5915481
pfft,she's like the reason I mostly draw her suffering or upset.
>>5915533
>girl
>dick
>>5915407
Theres a reason theres no Pakis in Beach City
>>5915540
>pic related
>>5915533
They have both
>>5915555
I want big daddy Donald to fuck Garnet.
>>5915475
I draw some. I've been getting into it more lately. I've never really written though.
>>5915550
who are you? can I see your art?
Also that's really sweet but really sad. Hope you guys make eachother happy.
>tfw mid 20s
>tfw never had a girlfriend
>tfw everyone around me thinks I'm gay
>>5915533
please explain
>>5915038
No... Why would anybody want kids
Human babies are the worst things ever
>>5915583
Fuck your mom
Show her who's boss
>>5915598
You can't bear children if you have a feminine penis.
>>5915458
>tfw I loved being an uncle
>but brother was too much of a shit and his wife was bipolar
>eventually ended with them separating and her taking the kids to another state
>he didn't even care and still doesn't
>haven't seen my nieces in years
I really miss them
>>5915583
Prove them wrong at least once by going up to a pretty woman and just smoothing your way into her lips.
>>5915609
But it's still a penis.
>>5915587
>it's over isn't it
>she wants to be held
Your girl is going to grow up a lesbian
>>5915533
Mentally ill, gotcha
What do you think Rebecca does with the art people give her.
>>5915656
Burns it and snorts the ashes.
>>5915624
Easier said than done.
>>5915313
Drown in your own piss Zuke, your ship is shit
>>5915632
>inadvertently respond to you with your own art
>go on to ask you what you've drawn
what a mindfuck
>>5915637
Hey nah, she loves prince Phillip from sleeping beauty.
>>5915609
If you were with a female you could
>>5915672
that happens more often then you would think
>>5915662
>If I draw something good enough it can be inside of becky.
better git gud fast.
>>5915678
Right and what's her opinion on all the lesbianism in SU?
>>5915696
I want Becky inside of me!
>>5915583
Just accept it and move on.
My life got a lot easier when I decided to just never make serious attempts at sex or companionship.
Would you stuff yourself in a robot body?
Assume its humanoid
>>5915572
Sounds nice. How long have you been drawing for? What kind of stuff do you like to draw?
I've been meaning to get a low price tablet to try and practice drawing with (and post my terrible SU drawings here). Maybe once Christmas rolls around our when I get my tax return in the spring
>>5915038
I want to bear Jasper's children and raise them to be big and strong like their mother
>>5915666
>Meme quote here
>>5915727
This very instant, even if it wasn't humanoid.
>>5915738
>that proud feel when your children go on to bench more than you
>>5915735
>>5915727
back to /fnafg/ you closeted furry
>>5912490
Same, I'm 24, and I know it's not going to happen this year or next. Maybe when I move I'll find someone.
>>5915623
I'm...sorry you had to remember that, anon.
My condolences, if it means anything.
>>5915712
She's like one.
But the older one has no real opinion about it. When ruby and sapphire first was introduced she asked if they loved each other that much to stick together. I told her yeah and she said okay and continued to watch Garnet rap.
>>5915722
Great advice. I think I should indeed get over it.
Imagine Pearl performing cunnilingus and her nose poking the insides of said woman
>>5915735
I've only started drawing again for about 2 months. Mostly simple poses and such but I'm getting better.
The tablet I have was only $50 and is now even cheaper.
>>5915757
Good luck anon.
>>5915808
>Sapphire
>two lens glasses
>>5915652
You got me there
>>5915583
It'll happen one day, anon. Just gotta keep trying
>>5915754
Anon... fuck you for associating me with those fucks.
I'm just a normal robophile ok
>>5915762
It's alright anon
I still hold out hope that I'll get to see them again one day
And I appreciate the condolences
>>5915819
I'd rather imagine a better gem.
>>5915774
Just find your one true 2D waifu and leave it at that. Worked great for me.
>>5915844
That's why it's COOL
>>5915840
T-thanks...
>>5915876
*LAME
>>5915862
This post is giving me some serious [__________]
>>5915898
Hueboners
>>5915891
>Dissing Sapphire
You got a lot of nerve punk.
>>5915875
O-ok. time to start working on a Pearl wall then
>>5915891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZamJFusd8
>>5915923
Only the original wallanon is cool.
>>5915918
I have nerve to spare, fortune-teller.
>>5915944
t. Wallanon
>>5915959
wallanon likes all pearlfags. He would probably support this dude.
>>5915944
hes a fag
Requesting this with Amy
>>5915828
That's good. Just gotta keep at it and you'll get to where you wanna be
Is it a Wacom? If it's less than $50 I can pick it up on Monday and do some doodling in my spare time
>>5915979
bitch don't talk about my husbando like that
>>5915944
I have to admit that you are correct, I can never even reach his level of devotion. I admire the guy.
>>5915968
Yes.
>>5915982
>The Nut Hut
>>5915998
hes a giant fag and so are you
>>5915998
there
>>5916009
He's pretty cool and, unlike you, actually nice.
>>5916025
hes a big gay fago
>>5915956
If a feline could be killed for being curious, then it shouldn't be any different killing a Lazuli for having a nerve.
>>5915984
It's a monoprice.
They don't actually sell the one I have anymore. They have the upgraded version of it though and it's on sale for $35 right now even http://www.monoprice.com/product?c_id=108&cp_id=10841&cs_id=1084101&p_id=10594&seq=1&format=2
>>5915998
I'm your husbando?
that's pretty cool
wanna chat on discord or something
>>5915923
Don't rush into this headlong, now.
Like with 3D women, it can be difficult to differentiate between love and infatuation.
>>5916038
>Killing me
You make me laugh, Sapphire.
Fuse with me.
>>5916088
just
there
Need Stevonnie x Jasper lewd
>APOLIGIZE
>while balls deep
>>5916088
im not afraid of faggots you big faggot
>>5916094
How is this possible?
How did you even know?
>>5916029
I started working on a Pearl collage a month ago thanks to you. But now I am considering filling up one part of my wall with Pearl. Already have several pieces of merch on order so I'll wait for those to arrive before i start on what I'm planning to do.
Been in love with Pearl for 2 months so pretty much the same here.
>>5916074
I appreciate your concern but I know what it is I'm feeling. 3DPD women simply can't compare.
>>5916078
Well, i guess you can say.
That was out of the blue.
>>5915808
this is really cute, dang man
also thought it was gonna get weird on third panel
>>5916139
Oh god
It suddenly sounds like I got comparable competition
>>5916152
I'm leaving you, Sapphire.
>>5916194
In terms of how dedicated we are to Pearl I don't think I can ever compare to you wallanon.
>>5916279
Oh that's nice of you
I'm hugging my pearl throw pillow right now
what merch did you order
>>5916279
am I cool yet?
>>5916130
i dunno
lol
now i know your secret
CATCH THE BUTTERFLY FATSO CATCH IT
I want Pearl to shapeshift her nose into a penis
>>5916279
>peal eating food
well theres your first problem
>>5916265
I already packed my things.
>>5916307
I have no secrets
>>5916314
would she sneeze cum?
>>5916321
how about now?
>>5916333
those trips sure ain't a secret
>>5916329
Good. Leave.
>>5916041
Sweet, looks super similar to one my friend recommended to me. thanks for the link anon, I'll buy it tomorrow morning
>>5916305
I'm kind of envious. Vinyl mystery mini. Head pop figure. A necklace and a keychain. I plan on ordering a Pearl plush.
>>5916306
Outdated
>>5916324
I like to imagine that she'll try eating someday.
>>5916371
now?
>>5916313
Oh, no.
It flew off and is gone forever. Just like all of her hopes and dreams.
can someone post the pic of pearl singing "it's over isn't it" but it's just overlayed with red and has "IT'S OVER" written at the bottom.
>>5916313
Tears of pure fatness.
>>5916402
THATS COLD
>>5916405
>>5916375
Sweet. Looking forward to seeing what you end up making.
>>5916394
Fuck I'm jealous too
mind linking some of these things?
My collection is like this:
Two posterboards full of pearl images (and some spare images not up)
A Pearl picture in a silver wedding frame
A pearl throw pillow
A Pearl necklace
Two Pearl shirts
and I guess the massive amount of pearl pictures I just put onto my phone
I like the idea of getting the blanket or a plush though
>>5916370
Hey now, i said i was leaving, you don't need to give me the cold shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEz2h0qBjuQ
>>5916439
thanks famalam <3
>>5916418
>A butterfly for every pound of lard shes packing
put down the ice cream jasper youre overflowing with butterflys, my god
>>5916452
I'm not joking.
Leave.
>>5916432
and right before the new thread, cutting it close buddy
>>5916448
>tfw you don't have to scour dozens of episodes to find pictures of your waifu because your waifu has only been in 2 episodes
>>5916452
Man, remember when Jontron used to make content
Good times
>>5916482
I can't.
>>5916511
I don't really scour them myself
who are you referring to
docfag?
>>5916448
I got the mystery mini. the head pop figure and the necklace from ebay.
The keychain
https://www.etsy.com/listing/271807358/pearl-steven-universe-keychainphone
I want to get the plushie from an unofficial seller.
Last for BOOM
>>5912490
>23
>not kissless but a a dateless virgin
>ended up going through a 4-year long mental breakdown over being desperate for love and affection
>Contemplated suicide regularly, behaved erratically, drove people away and almost got put in a mental hospital several times
>In the end, flirting with girls on dating sites in a non-creepy way paid off and even though the relationship lasted maybe two weeks I proved to me that I am datable and I recovered my sanity
>Still not dating anyone, but I realize it's still not a good idea until I have some anger stuff worked out
>The best part is, I don't care. I'm slightly concerned that my clock is running down since I like young-looking girls, but I'm not desperate or needy, I'm enjoying life, and I'm really satisfied with cultivating my more platonic relationships
>>5916531
yeah
>>5916511
Shouldn't you mean 3
I assume you are one of the rubyfags but all of them have shown up at least 3 or 4 times (cameo included)
>>5916517
You will.
>>5916538
Is it this necklace?
http://i.imgur.com/HwOCgCf.jpg
dude we might have the same one
also link to plushie seller?
>>5916581
>Post just as new thread was made
I see what you did there.
>>5916557
I really don't want to post photos of myself so I am avoiding dating sites. I know that's kind of a dumb reason though.
i wish i was lapis...............................
>>5916675
dating sites are a lot easier to work with, you have a better dating pool. Hell, even tinder is good for your confidence
>>5916783
The photos of myself are the big hurdle. Having myself personally on it connected to my real life is hard to deal with.