/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #128 Post lewd reptiles and

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>>5885763
Tott: Played Pathfinder with some friends, encountered some Kobolds who tried to run away, my party slaugtered them all while my drunken dwarf drank her sadness away

>tott
I'm learning how to play in order to be prepared for when I do. Seems that "reptiles being generally evil" extends to most things including D&D.

I am wondering if anyone has ever used a Gem Dragon like a Crystal Dragon in a campaign though.

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>>5885763
>TotT
Yes but no I have not
Game had reptile options and characters but none were used due to their racial bonuses not being what anyone really wanted

I had a foxbold, it was fun
too bad we stopped just as I was getting some character development

>>5885856

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>>5885763

>TotT

Used to play a card game called Dragonstorm where scalies were the good guys.

I wonder if anyone else has ever heard of it, since it was and still is mostly a Great Lakes area game...

Magic: The Gathering has pic related, of course.

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>TOTT

Yea, DnD 3.5. My Lizardman Character has an extreme hatred of Kobolds since they attacked his village and killed his mother and sister, which is what started him on the journey.

You ever read Goblin Slayer? Well, pretty much that with with Kobolds instead. My character went full rage mode when he saw them.

Later on, I found out that it was a Black Dragon that was leading Kobolds to attack people. After killing it, my character wore it's teeth as a necklace.

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Gonna try out this dump feature

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Definitely makes management easier to say the least.

>>5886589
>>5886636
How do?

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>TOTT

Yes, I play a dark knight whose dreams to rip and tear are barely held in check by a strict moral code.

>>5885763
>Topic of the thread: Have you ever played a tabletop game, and if so, encountered a scaly creature?
Yes, there's one in my current party. He also helped us kill a bunch of them.

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>>5886755
I am currently trying out a fork of 4chan X called Appchan X.

>https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Web_browsers#4chanX

Compared to the native extension, the features and customization are leagues ahead but it feels like a different browsing experience since nothing looks the same. And you have to wrap your head about all the shit you can tweak, too.

I must say that by comparison the native plugin is actually very practical these days and perhaps even more aesthetically pleasing, but this does have a token few nice features that power users will love. The image dump for instance is mostly just queuing, but I'd imagine it would be a lot more seamless with a 4chan pass or something. The gallery is nice too.

You can also install over extensions on top of it, like Namesync if you really wanted to see if any thinly-veiled tripfaggotry is going on otherwise forced anonymity boards like here.

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>>5887087
>like Namesync if you really wanted to see if any thinly-veiled tripfaggotry is going on otherwise forced anonymity boards like here.

So...like figuring out who makes each post?

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Since I have a pass, I can just give myself a clover for anyone to tell.

Well, unless you're phoneposting, in which case it won't appear.

>>5887087
I think im the only namefag that regularly posts here. havent seen anyone else in a while.

>>5887210
neat, i guess 4cx updated and I can see the clover without refreshing.

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Source on this pic?
I forgot the artist.

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>>5887146
Yes, it's pretty much enabling the name field on boards that don't have it, so other users of the extension can see others' names and trips they use. So it practically offers the novelty of shit able to get meta.

As >>5887215 says he's practically the only real namefag around here as far as anyone is concerned and I'm not too surprised either.

>>5887220
Which fork are you using?

>>5887512
ccd0

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>>5885763
ToTT: Actually going to be playing as a kobold gunslinger. I call him Dakdak. I don't really have a picture of him so I will do my best to describe him.
A 2' 4" Green Kobold with yellow eyes, his right horn is half-missing from an early accident with gunpowder. He has numerous scratches over his frame, from his profession as a bounty hunter. He also has a female wyvern mount that he flies around on, affectionately named Vitae.
He also has a 4 inch pecker, because why not?

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>>5887559
Well shit, this is much better out of the box.

>>5887890
yea, appchan sucks dick

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>>5887893
Probably would've helped if it was actually up to date.

Oh well, hope I don't need to migrate to another fork any time soon.

>>5887862
Oh hey, the op image of last thread was . Kobold gunslinger too.
>2' 4"
>4 inch pecker
I was going to ask he he got a wyvern to compensate, but dang the guy's big for his size actually.

>>5887939
He actually is from a kobold lair on a spire, where the only way to get around is to fly, so the kobolds formed a bond with the wyverns and are able to fly around. Hence why he has a wyvern.

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>>5887560
Oh.

>>5888262
what is this, /b/ from 5 years ago?
no one is shocked by gore anymore

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>>5888262
>>5887560
You realize I'm a butcher right?
Also browse /k/.
Ya.
No fucks given.

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What is /scaly/ up to?

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So I really liked Narse's Pic of Elliot but I felt like editing it up a bit. So I saturated/added a bit of ambience and a photobash creampie. Hope you enjoy.

>>5888890
Play videogames, specifically crypt of the negrodancer.
>3-3 with monk
>full health, invincibility spell on, got a second life
>step on gold
>die
10/10 game design.

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>tott
I'm in a game of AD&D right now, playing a batshit insane lizardman barbarian who eats a bit of every great enemy he kills to steal their powers.

>>5888914
Demon's souls
>World 3-3
>Old monk
>Golden robes
What a coincidence.

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>>5885763
>tott
I've played a session of 5e D&D online but the DM vanished after that session. No scaled being came up but we did burn a goblin alive along with his dead friends

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dragons

>>5889603
Are for ____

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>>5888890
being sick
wake up thinking about some shitposter from here that goes to the Monster Hunter thread to sperg out

Headaches keep me stuck on the most inane thoughts.

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Shark people.
artist is
http://fabula-ultima.tumblr.com/
http://astral-requin.deviantart.com/

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>>5889804

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>>5889808

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>>5889815

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>>5889823

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>>5889828

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>>5889837
and that's it

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>>5889767
So that was you was it

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>>5889860
yeah

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>>5889864
Right. So who is this shitposter in question?

>>5889899
that is really damn cute do you have more?

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>>5889899
The guy who goes "nargly wargly" and seems to have the need to tell everyone how he's "a self-loathing scalefag who's grown sick of both daily interaction and responsibility" while often trying to derail the thread to talking about monster porn.

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>>5890037
gore a cute!

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>>5890062

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>>5889924
Nipdragons in general or just effeminate nipdragonmen?

>>5890037
Oh, that guy. I take it he's the one who is instigating such matters the most?

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>>5890084
I can't seem to post any fanart of certain monsters without him bringing it all up.

And I'm sure he goes here since he's always posting fresh images that appear on /scaly/.


So come on man, if you're reading this please stop doing all that.

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>>5890098
So what kind of filenames is he running around with? I ran 'nargy wargy' through the archive and didn't get too much results when it came to quote chains.

>>5890084
just general cute females im not into dicks.

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TotT:

Playing in an online D&D campaign now with my fellow degenerate furry friends. We have a wolfman wizard, a wolfgirl fighter-mage, a birdgirl rogue, a dragonborn transguy cleric, a mothman bard, and me, a thri-kreen fighter I plan on multiclassing into a bard.

birdgirl player is a damn fine artist, and he drew all of our characters, pic related is mine

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>>5890265

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>>5890098
astalos is for bully

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>>5885763
>tott
Yep. Had a homebrew setting at one point that had Mongolian Dragon God-Kings and their human serfs/bodyguards a major plotpoint, and a few other reptilian races.

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>>5890290
Astalos can do a good deal of damage but most of the time he's a little bitch. Same problem with Mizutsune in that he can't hit for shit. They need some glasses or something.

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Actually, more lewd monsters with glasses sounds pretty hot.

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>>5890241
I'll make this my last post since I'm now bringing drama here.
Check the following post numbers on /vg/'s archive
>>155234615
>>155237105
>>155237673

>>5887560
Nice try, now I'm even harder

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>>5890693
Right, fair enough

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>>5890241
>>5890372
das it mane das the stuff.

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anyone got any "simple" porn with a censor bar or something
I'm bored, feel terrible, and need something to do

preferably a really high resolution

>>5890983
Define "simple". The bars on this one are just slight tinting, and that seems like it'd make things easier to work with, but I'm no expert and there's a bit of shading and color variation.

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>>5891036
Forgot pic because I'm stupid.

>>5891041
That's a fairly good example
I'll try but I may hit an impasse with the cum

>>5891041
>>5891127
I'm afraid this is a bit too difficult for me, not good enough for the cum detail and steam
I should really just look for my own so I don't end up letting anyone down like this

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>>5891179
It's fine. Thanks for taking a shot at it. Have a classy leaf snek.

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>>5890693
What an autist, but I don't remember that much shitposting in recent /mhg/ threads.

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accomplishing something really does do a lot for your self esteem
forgetting to eat for 20 hours, however, diminishes the return

>>5891847
perhaps they gave up trying to force their annoying meme?

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>>5888890
Trying to learn programming to make the dream game I want.

The GM bundle for $15 was a big motivator.

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>>5891940
out of anon curiosity, what in particular are you working on learning?

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This is a failed uncensor, the anus is being very difficult because I can't emulate the art style

>>5892429
any particular reason you keep your monster porn with everything else? doesn't it make it harder to find masturbation material?

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>>5892541
I might make a folder just for monster porn soon.

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>>5892433
Using For loops and camera angles. Also trying to make a believable economy. If I can get programming down, music and art can be done by others I may commission.

>>5893079
if you ever doubt yourself remember things like dust and elysian tail and bastion succeeded

>>5894320
Hmm...
If scalies participated on Halloween, what kinds of costumes would they wear?

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>>5894320
>cloth on the tip of her tail and messing up a human custom
Cute! I love this level of involvement between species. This is by Plague, right?

>>5894544
Mongooses, dragonslayers, bigger reptiles, maybe tribal outfits too.

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>>5894544
they would wear human costumes, and then other scalies with flourescent-dyed scales would tell them to stop doing cultural appropriation

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>>5893079
This right here, >>5893670
Also am bit by curiosity: what language? considering one of the free game engines out there?

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>>5893670
Hah! I don't think I'll reach that high of a success. Economic based games aren't as popular as when I was a kid. I'll be happy with just compleating it.

>>5894945
Using GM, got it off the 15$ bundle.

I'm practicing C++ off books I got off the internet.

>>5887087
I cannot stand the native extension even for small things any more. Then again I was been using 4chan X for years before the native improvements came in so even small things like its quoting/reverse quoting seems essential by now.

Mayhem (RIP -> ccd0

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>>5894986
And hey, remember that a dragon dating sim managed to fundraise over 9,000 euros and get on Steam, and maybe other places as well, so it might suceed!

>>5895124
>>5887929
Oh, I see you switched to ccd0. That's what I get for not reading the thread all the way first.

>>5889074
>AD&D
But why
what do you like about it over other editions?

>>5894544
The smaller scalies would go as ghosts desu

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>>5895512
Jesus christ, my dick.

>>5895512
Does this evo still have the same fartfaggotry of the first?

[spoiler]I hope not, the design is gr8[/spoiler]

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>>5896342
Pheromones.

The farting thing is a meme.

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>>5896342
Most likely yes, since the pokemon is based off actual reptiles use of pheromones.

>some types of snakes are thought to occasionally utilize their cloacal glands to lure potential mates, too.

>>5896539
Where does it release the pheromones from, though?

>>5896539
>The farting thing is a meme.

>"Salandit emits toxic gas, together with flames, from the base of its tail. This poisonous gas has a sweet smell, and anyone who unknowingly breathes it in will become dizzy. Salandit is not a very powerful Pokémon, but its cunning nature allows it to battle fiercely by throwing its opponents off balance."

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>>5896609
From the base of it's tail, ie it's tailhole or cloaca.

>>5896615
Oh my god, I forgot it was actually gas it releases. RIP fetish trainers

Thanks to these threads, I now have chemical burns on my dick. Stay scalie, scalefags. :^)

>>5896695
>Oh my god, I forgot it was actually gas it releases. RIP fetish trainers

>really, really like the evo's design
>at risk of immense amounts of fartfaggotry
True suffering

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>>5896615
>Getting hypnotized with farts.

Oh no. All that fetish porn that will arise.

>>5896799
The pheromones are good fetish porn though, farts are a shit however.

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>>5896730
>chemical burns on my dick
Ouch, man. How even

>>5896767
Hey, charizard trainers have to deal with fire, part of a being a pokemon trainer is to control your pokemon's weird or harmful bodily functions. I remember an episode of the anime where you have to be friendly with a ponyta/rapidash, otherwise trying to ride one results in burns.

Also I remember that the female's pheromones (and I believe it was specifically pheromones instead of gas) attracts pokemon and humans.

>>5896896
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

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>>5897063
100% fuel

they knew what they doing

>>5897063
I await the NTR stories of trainers getting forced to fuck their salandit and the girlfriend walks in.

>>5897206
i second this

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>>5895155
>That's what I get for not reading the thread all the way first

Happens to the best of us

Like sometimes I open up the thread watcher, reply to the first couple of post or two that I see are new, and then find new stuff to respond to afterwards

>>5895205
It's what I started with and what I understand the best. 3.5 and other newer editions just looks like a mess to me whenever I try to play it.

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>>5893827
Nobody ever seems to have this second part, I wonder why that is?

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oh, forgot to post this
it's only 1 scalie for three but [no]it was a difficult edit and I don't want it to go to waste[/spoilers]

>>5898332
pinching it against his palm

>>5894320
Oh, that's adorable

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>>5898387
It seems like that'd make it more likely to spill on him. Honestly, he'd be better off just getting a mug or a little flask.

>>5897063
I just know they're going to do an episode where Ash is being controlled by salandit.

>>5898225
Because TF is weird.

>>5898563
his finger isn't touching the trigger tho

>>5898563
>>5898897
He's right, although gripping the... erm... I don't actually know the name for the box the trigger is in
It's still improper trigger discipline though

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>>5898897
I guess since his finger- er, claw isn't on the trigger and is resting on the guard instead it's slightly better, though it's still not wise to have that thing hoisted like that and held by such a small surface area.

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I want my head between those thick lizard hips.

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>>5898943
You're going to be mad about how obvious it is, but the box around the trigger is called the "trigger guard."
>>5898897
Proper trigger discipline is that your index finger should be extended parallel to the gun barrel at all times where you are not deliberately aiming at something you intend to kill.
Keeping it raised off the trigger like that is still dangerous: "hair trigger" is not just hyperbole, there are several guns intentionally designed to go off with a miniscule amount of pressure applied to the trigger. This is common in automatic weaponry, especially military guns, since the guy behind the gun is likely to need that split-second reaction.
One good bump and that guy may accidentally fire off a few rounds, and believe me, "guns" and "accidentally" are two things you do not want to mix.

Sorry for the /k/ rant, have sum lizzz

>>5899123
>webm of Taurus going off by literally shaking it

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>>5899123
Thank you for verifying Mr./k/ommando.

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Ganna dump these three here

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>>5899226

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>>5899240

>>5899226
>>5899240
>>5899253
Saved.
Will derail threads with these on /v/ in the future.

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>>5899684
Well that's just rude.

>>5899684
>posting that in /v/
How so?

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>>5899684
That's kinda rude
Unless it's a LOL thread then go wild

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>>5899693
>Filename

I would think dragons would raise an uproar about it like people get over the word "ebony".

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>>5899123
It's refreshing to see others who understand the fundamentals of firearm safety on the internet. I don't frequent /k/, but I was raised in the mid-west, where passing gun training is synonymous with being a functional member of society.

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>>5899743
Yeah, ebony gear was much nicer in Morrowind, but I really don't think the gold fringe being replaced with a smokey silver outline in Skyrim required quite as much uproar as it did.

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>>5899766
Well met!
Not actually much of a /k/-browser either, but I live in West Virginia and have three siblings and a brother-in-law who served in the military, so I learned the same way. Probably would have joined up for the free college, but I got the short end of the stick by having too many chronic medical issues.

>>5899743
>ywn dance with her under the moonlight

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>>5899833
I haven't played either of those but I'll just take your word for it.

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>>5899936
Just take my word for it, Morrowind was better. Also, not really seeing where the curse is here.

>>5899693
The drawings are great.
It's the "thicc" content that causes /v/ to implode.
>>5899708
Just like the Steven Segall threads.
EASY.
>>5899716
I'll find a way.
Those are some good pics, nothing wrong with that anon getting some recognition for their art.

>>5899833
I didn't play skyrim long enough to even care about ebony armor.
God damn that is just fucking lazy on bethesda's part, holy shit.

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>>5900033
Skyrim would have been way better if they had actually finished the game before shoving it out because "11-11-11, such a speshul date" and not reselling what is obviously missing content as DLC.

I mean come on, you honestly expect me to believe the Vigilant's guard house, the huge slots of empty land in the 3 holds without housing, and all that cut content just happened to have no bearing until you pay money for a game you already own? And don't even get me started on Dragonborn, half of that just was made just to make me specifically upset about how little regard Neo-Bethesda has for the games that launched their flagship series.

Not that I'm surprised, given what happened with Fallout.

>>5895348
Sauce?

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>>5900161
>given fallout 4 as a gift last year
>play 2 hours
>finally uninstalled it last month
janky gunplay, boring environments, graphical glitches out the ass
what a mess

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>>5900290
At the very least, it got many artists to draw lewd deathclaws without making them giant grey humans with spikes

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>>5900290
Fallout 2 is more fun imo, but that might be my nostalgia overriding.

New Vegas was a nice return to form in terms of the location, some elements of tone, and factions, but the glitches, impassible waist high rocks, and a lot of lazy attempts to make a morally grey world while simtaniously beating you over the head with how irredeemable everyone but the NCR and Goodsprings was kinda crippled it.

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Gnoll + Kobold = Something

>>5900418
Whatever it is, it's either going to be adorable or absolutely hideous

>>5900442
I'd fuck it regardless.

>>5900442
They could always follow the Elder Scroll/Pokemon rule: baby is the mother's race

>>5900442
Either the tallest kobold or the shortest gnoll

>>5900464
the egg is strong

>>5899123
yeah, i know exactly how it works bruh, i'm saying it looks like his finger is completely parallel to the barrel to me, nothing's even touching the trigger itself (though you could argue maybe his fingertip is touching the guard around it, it's hard to tell) - it's difficult to see where the artist drew it, but it's way back near the grip

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>>5900464
Except Argonains, which can't breed with anything but other Argonians, anything spawned by a Daedric Prince or Demi-Prince (Lesser Daedra not confirmed), and maybe Khajiit, but Elder Kings said they could get it on with a Po'Tun and make tiger babies, so who knows.

>>5900516
Argonians aren't really from that kapla because the Hist was from a previous one

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>>5900387
Gorris was the only survivor. They did state the "intellegent" gene is passed on by males, but then they went on to say that Gorris was pretty much the last one.

If they really wanted to they could have states Gorris fucked a regular Deathclaw and started his race again, ut they just chose not to.

And with three Bethesda made games and no intellegent Deathclaws, it's safe to say they will never return.

But hey, at least you got Fallout Tactics.

>>5900558
Well, the Hist made the Argonains from tree lizards they found in Black Marsh. I don't know if the lizards were from the last Kalpa too, but in c0da the Hist that showed up to the Wedding was covered in lizards, so maybe they came over with the Redguards and the Hist too.

>>5900418
A Knobold.
A taller, slightly fuzzy kobold that loves the knobs of unsuspecting adventurers.
(Un)lucky for the adventurers, Knobolds are always male.
CR1

>>5900516
>Except Argonains, which can't breed with anything but other Argonians

Do people still really think Bethesda cares about lore? If they put in kids next game, then dammit argonians will interbreed. You know they'd do it, lore be damned.

>>5900617
FANCIFUL PORTRAYALS.

>>5900617
And that's why the only correct answer is to let Mannimarco win.

>>5900627
Go home Lore-Master Colonial Sanders, you're drunk.

>>5900580
There was an ending where you can save the Deathclaw race, but depending on who you ask, The intelligence Deathclaw survive and get the good ending (John Deiley) or Goris is the last one and there never a new one in the future (Christ Avellone)

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>>5900161
Was the DLC that bad?
I never even considered it.
Nigga I literally just walked around the map doing side quests for ~50 hours and avoiding the main quest.
I wanted to give it a fair shot. But dropped it immediately after I started the main quest. Call it autism or whatever, but I enjoyed the game more because I just explored everything on foot.
I hated how certain items you find in dungeons were locked behind guild quests you had to be a part of to progress. Those dragon priest masks or whatever were kinda neat though, I wish they explored more with those types of things.

[memespoilers] this is the actual gif, not what that other faggot has been dumping [nospoilersontrash]

>>5899963
My nigga.
I started with oblivion, got let down by skyrim and then played morrowind out of spite.
It's so good, holy shit.

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>>5900699
The DLC wasn't really bad, per say, but like, Dawnguard, for example, was just full of stuff that could have been put in the main game no problem if they had just held back a few more months instead of rushing it out. And Dragonborn dishonored the memory of Ulfgar by having a bunch of drunk thugs getting wasted on top of his grave.

>>5899881
>yfw I helped make that happen.
Janine was one of the best purchases I've made so far.

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>>5900699
I didn't mind the DLC, but some features they had should have been in the base game. At least we got crossbows out of Dawnguard which was kind of necessary for modded ones to happen. Devs should have really done more 'Gamejam' sessions and add whatever results to the base game.

Never bothered with the Hearthfire content, but everyone shits on it.

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>>5888890
Watched the final debate and am now voting by mail.

Prop 64 being dude legalize weed lmao and another called Prop 63 to require background checks on buying ammunition and prohibiting large-capacity ammunition magazines.

Also a prop banning single-use plastic bags, like the ones you get at supermarkets...

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>>5900958
The problem with Hearthfire is that it's a shit ton of work, and then it makes you pick and choose between having a nice home, and having the stuff you actually, practically need, all without being near any towns or settlements.

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>Bethesda promise spears in a dlc
>get hyped to be my Argonian Dragoon alchemist again that I used in Morrowind
>the 'spears' are just fucking arrows
I'll never not be mad.

Dragonslaying basics here, swords are to short and will glance off scales
Axes are more effective then swords but still not up to much.
Maces will do nothing to a dragon, it'll be like flicking it in the face.

Spears are your best bet if you have to pierce dragon scales with a meter weapon.
Fucking video games and their hatred of anything that makes sense

And last of all.
>Dragons letting themselves into melee range in general

>>5900850
I've always been tempted, never used a toy before.
Is it easy to clean? Durable?

>>5901182
Spears came back for ESO!

As an ability tree that's actually just a bunch of spear-shaped spells, not a real weapon.

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>>5901032
That's the thing, everyone fucking loves Breezehome.

>Easy to get the offer
>Incredibly affordable by Skyrim standards
>Ideal location
>Enough storage containers
>Modest size
>Can get nearly everything for it

I mean fuck, what else do you need?

>>5901182
I want medium armor back.

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>>5901290
Personally I liked Hjerim just because of the secret room and more slots for my super-OCD storage needs, but even then Breezehome was still pretty much perfect.

>>5901237
>Bad Dragon

Maybe if you like overpriced shitty stuff
Because then you could just buy a YCH commission

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>>5901290
Who really cares enough to buy dlc to have a home in skyrim?
I mean what's his face practically gives you one in whiterun for doing fuck all, and even then the houses are relatively cheap compared to previous games.

>>5900770
Cut content being sold as dlc is pretty bad regardless.
From what you're saying it doesn't sound like an expansion something like shivering isles or bloodmoon.

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>>5901237
I got one of these.
The toys are extremely fucking durable.
They're a little annoying to clean out, but nothing too awful.

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>>5901610
Honestly, the only reason I even have any of the Skyrim DLC is because Steam said Updating and randomly downloaded the .esm files for all three DLCs one night.

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How would you acquire a kobold? Kidnapping? Bought it from a slave trade?

>>5901769
By setting up a food stand, getting upset at one that constantly tries to steal the things I'm selling, only to leave her a plate of food everyday and keep that up for a few days until I take her home and take good care of her.

>>5901769
I would [spoiler]woo her through romance and perseverance until she becomes my wife[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and then we would hold hands while consensually making love[/spoiler]

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>>5901769
1)Go to cave
2)Find brave sentry guarding entrence
3)Boop on snoot
4)Pick up while it squeels
5)Take home
6)Place on bed
7)Hug

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>>5901032
>Alduin's ass is leaking.

That doesn't seem normal.

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>>5901769
Find the deviant who wants to fuck a human, play out both of our fantasies at once, then build relationship.

>>5899912
99% sure she has a dick

>>5901769
Go to Koboldia and pay the Kobold rulers there for slaves.

>>5902137
Good god who's the artist?

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>>5902119
Leaky butts are a god thing, you wouldn't understand. And Parthy can get the fuck over it, I get impaled on his saber, or the Blades stab him with theirs.

>>5895069
not that guy but

i say props to you for even trying to learn C++, it's not an easy one to start with but stick to your guns and everything else is baby's first programming language

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Dragon dongs.

>>5901281
Are you fucking kidding me?

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>>5903374
No. It's actually my favorite Templar spell set. Basically it's focused on healing while dealing damage and knocking stuff over.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Aedric_Spear

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I wonder what her dirty panties smell like

>>5903436
name?

>>5903436
They'd smell sulphurous

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>>5887819
>Tfw no giant dragon gf

>>5901769
By being the kobold.

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>>5903594
>charizard
>dragon

>>5904128
Oh please, fire-type my ass.

>>5904316
>Oh please, fire-type my ass.
Gladly

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Well holy fucking shit, there's a digital version. And Pixiv's Booth service is currently slow as shite.

It's not all that impressive, but it was only roughly like five kiwi claps. Guess I'll dump it!

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Twenty pages and a lot of moon runes.

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Well, that's the end of that. Here is a Mega link for the time being which I'll update into my little pastebin.

https://mega.nz/#!zZ5xUa4D!ybUjvJ0uaM5ETASCwNSdcP0EspaDNDQRnmrPzhFy8m0

Perhaps someone else can translate this or something. Hope it was of some use at least, even for potential reaction image crops.

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Before buying this, I noticed whatever came out of Google's auto-translate for the synopsis said something about Mizutsune selling their bodies for sex in exchange for protection or something like that.

I'd think I would enjoy this more if it were translated proper since it's not doing a whole lot for me as is.

>>5904472
made me kek

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>>5905180
looks like he was getting excited over the zinogre thunder shock.

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>>5905008
thank you so very much
and thank the artist for having a digital version

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>>5905542
No worries. Seeing as someone else bought and shared the other I thought I'd do the same.

Also, NX announcement soon.

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I googled "ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" out of boredom and found this

>>5904976
>>5904980
>>5904983
>>5904988
>No secondary surprise wiener
Not that I'm complaining about this development, but I thought the alicebooks page said it was M/M?

>>5905817
Well if it's a cloaca they'd be rubbing dicks together, just internally

>>5887560
Hahaha, Joke's on you, i'm even harder now.

Thanks!

>>5905817
risuou does a lot of slit play among M/M
could be he intentionally made tama's gender ambiguous
although tama's gender could be defined in the writing - not sure until I see a translation

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>>5903594
>tfw no big charizard gal to bully you with her fat ass and dominate you and your opponents

>>5905718
Snakes in clothes are neat

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>>5905593
>nx has started a raging shitstorm on /mhg/
not fun

hopefully it isn't shit, it's a good concept and they seem to understand the importance of third parties

>>5906582
I hope this means MH on home console

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>>5906989
It's a "home console"
A powerful but large handheld that can plug into a dock connected to your TV

I wonder if the dock will behave at all like the n64 expansion pac and if games will run better attached
probably not, though

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Would you a swamp beer-priestess?

>>5907028
i know, thats why I said it

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>>5907161
I would get drunk and eat her juicy puss and ass

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>>5907182
sorry

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>>5906258
Too fat, too furious.

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>>5907161
Crocs are pretty cute.

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>>5908067

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>>5908120

>>5908067
Yeah, just ask Florida Man

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>>5908287
Hey man, we don't fuck crocs for fun, only as revenge.

>>5907428
does this go anywhere?

>>5908586
>what the fuck?

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>More Slack-Wyrm

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>>5908622
I don't think it does.

>>5908828
that's unfortunate

>>5908697
Every face slack-wyrm makes is reaction image gold

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>>5908586
Why as revenge?

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>>5909253

>>5909319
what is it about florida and attracting so many maniacs?

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>>5909319
>Now you're my bitch forever
KEK

>>5909319
hot

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>>5909732
It was God's beta test for Australia.
Also, more liberal media reporting laws.

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>>5907028
Just woke up and heard the news, I hope the actual 'handheld' part of it isn't all that cumbersome when portable.

Gonna be all for a MH for it though, but still.

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>>5907028
>>5910148
Not to derail the thread more but
>They showed skyrim as a game being ported to it
>Bethesda responds with how they're willing to collaborate, but haven't picked anything as of yet

>>5910282
>record scratch

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>>5910282
Doomguy in Smash when?

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>>5910282
that and nba2k gave me hopes for third party support despite me having no interest for what should have been tesVI and a game I can literally go outside and play any time

though I don't really care about that all to much because I have a PC but it's a sign that nintendo is getting their shit together

my decision to get it will revolve around monster hunter

I don't have a single hope for it.
It will flop just like the WiiU did with third party quickly jumping ship.
They fooled me twice, I'm not giving them any more money. Too cumbersome for a handheld, too shitty for a console.

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>>5911575
As long as it's got plenty of games I'd want to play, I won't overly mind, but I still think that the refusal to make decent sequels for their more niche franchises is not really doing them any favors.

Bet there's probably going to be a hardware revision that's more portable.