/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Through the other side Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!ZxtSDBQI!Bh4z9GwcSWx_XCmB52No4KuRm7atevJ4KOy00tSv8Qg
One of the Boys
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!RRdxxDzJ!BzC5ao77Q5oMzU4uIC924xgclNyYQnPztkIcvlfHhUI
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!1s9XQKwK!8u_cJ9N8oc4YTYNm5cNY3I4lgTadQr31F4ix0lqbn7g
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>5885348
>Loud House + Superjail crossover
literally when?
>Lucy thread
>>5885348
yep
I want Lola to smash my balls with a hammer
>>5885387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhALuvJ_pYs
>that episode where Lincoln accidentally saw Lynn naked but then he apologized and she was incredibly understanding about the situation and absolutely nothing sexual happened between the 2 of them whatsoever
Have a Lynn. He's cute.
>>5885436
I can't believe I still remember that shitty laugh. YTPs were awesome.
Who create this threads?
Can anyone make one?
Can I make one?
>I will make one.
Sadbin where!?
Post Lisa
>>5885528
>>5885528
>>5885414
I need more Ronniecoln in my life
You could have saved them...
>>5885495
Wrong!
Loni is the best boy.
>>5885495
I want him to fuck Lynn's mouth with his sweaty dick.
>>5885535
Welp, I cant believe I will say this, but Hillary is not worse than Trump.
It would be nice if Trump was what some people imagine he is, but he is not. I am sorry.
Some months ago, I was looking at Clinton messups and considered Trump best than that corrupted old lady. But, the one corrupted is Trump. His brains are.
>>5885562
DELETE THIS
>>5885593
Finally finished that Lucy impregnation fic
If the anon that requested it is still here, I'm sorry it took so long
http://pastebin.com/HenC36Zh
>>5885593
Is this better?
>>5885590
Did any other American politician say this?
>>5885618
Not that anon but God bless you m8
First Joseph and now you finish up some of my favorite fics? It's Christmas in October!
>>5885573
I know what will cure them
>>5885590
Hilary Clinton? on /trash/? now that's surprising.
>>5885562
I would still love her
>>5885653
>>5885573
Nothing can save Leni from my warm black dingus.
It's your birthday and Luna does a cover of your favorite song for you.
What song do you chose?
>>5885688
Except your alarm sound, remembering you that she is not real and you have a small dingu. Sorry bro.
>If life hits you hard, you cry.
>they pull up next to you while you're driving
wat do?
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sticking+it+to+myself
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMfp9GG-xHQ
Who is the best character?
And why is it Clyde?
Guys help, I think I'm in love with this girl
Nose-Picking Yaoi.
>>5885721
>cover
ZERO TALENT
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtFG_UEPjds
>>5885561
Was Chandler's Dad in charge of the sewage treatment plant or did he just work at it?
>>5885753
C'mon SB99, this is just weird.
>>5884312
More Chantelle
>>5885753
Just wait until they get nosebleeds
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwqA_OMaUes
>>5885721
Not my favorite but, is up there somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchAGCMaSCE
>>5885749
At least you are not alone.
Lincoln brushing his sister's teeth when?
Linka getting her teeth brushed by her brother's when?
>>5885749
There's no help. You get used to it.
>>5885749
Go to the mirror and practice:
>I will find a real girl that behaves like her.
That is your life goal now.
I just saved you.
Or doomed. Same shit.
>>5885629
He's not wrong. Invading the country just because they refused to be searched for chemical weapons the US sold to them in the first place was a mistake.
>>5885721
http://youtu.be/qNWE_2avJT0
I'd probably start crying tears of joy.
Many cartoons have come and gone over the years. Yet for some reason, this one has grabbed my attention, uncovered my hidden autism, and taken complete control of my life.
Why is that?
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99KkbFjZR20
It'd be awesome, unless... She throws her shit everywhere and starts fights with everyone, then it's a birthday wish come true.
>>5885837
Holy crap, I finally have a goal in my life?
>>5885852
you wanna fuck children
don't worry, I suffer from the same condition
>>5885837
But Im a trained pilot, I dont need roads
>>5885479
>>that episode where Lincoln accidentally saw Lynn naked but he didnt apologize like a beta because he's 11 and used to take baths with his sisters
>>5885852
>10 sisters
>>5885852
Suddenly I have a folder with over 2000 images from a children's cartoon. What happened?
>>5885852
Ten waifus
>>5885852
Because it is a refreshment from all the shit that is happening now. A nostalgic feeling, fuelled by the internet and memes and weird loney wishes.
>Serious. If it has taken control of your life, you should slow down. It is not healthy. I will pray for you, anon.
>>5885885
>>5885603
>no mention of how she stole millions of aid meant for Haitians
smdh, why is the MSM completely ignoring this
>>5885753
I don't want this fetish.
>>5885885
>folder with over 2000 images
you fucking autist
>>5885898
It's way more than ten, bro.
>>5885852
Pedophilia.
>>5885852
characters are interesting, and have interesting interactions with eachother
Plot lines are funny without being stupid (save for a few episodes that were not done well) (but we all make mistakes)
having 11 developed main characters allows for many many possibilities not only within the group, but with side characters and minor characters
None of the characters are actually "Boring", and they all tend to elicit some emotional response from us, whether it's an aww for Lily, a chuckle for Luan, a sense of fun from Luna or Lana, or that feeling of wanting to just hug Leni when she does something adorable
While it may not be perfect, TLH does many things right
and those right things are done well enough to make older people fans of the show.
>>5885927
I'm just waiting for people to laugh at me for having only 2000-something images.
>>5885910
That image was made a while ago, before we knew about that I think.
>>5885874
You have a job?
But... this place is our virtual weenie hut. The L.osers club.
>waiting for robot Leni
>>5885928
Cookie is JCM's favorite qt, btw.
>>5885927
>Have folder of Mysterious background cutie that's like 14-16 pics big
>Feel like an artist about it
>Someone else has folders 300+ of Luna
Suddenly I feel like a fully functional adult. Huh.
>>5885928
What is Ronnie Anne's expression trying to convey
>>5885852
Because reasons
>>5885980
Autist* Autoccorrect strikes again
>>5885990
"Aaaah Cmon, my ass isn't that nice"
>>5885990
Oh, you are so grown up, arent you?
Cutie, cutie, cutie, cooo!
>>5885954
This must be a very old image because that was over a year ago. Also it was billions of dollars.
>>5885980
That Lunafag is sure an autist.
>>5885927
>browses 4chan
>browses /trash/
>browses /tlhg/
>grown adult man watching a children's show and shitposting about it with complete and total strangers over the internet
>and yet he calls other people autistic
We're all autistic, anon.
Every one of us.
>>5885928
How could I forgot this qt
Here, have a gif
>>5886027
autism is a spectrum anon
>>5886013
I said I THINK, not that I was sure. Plus you did say the MSM wasn't giving the story very much coverage, but I do remember that image being somewhat old.
>>5886027
You forget that Autism levels vary by case, and even we can have a class systems down in the Austismal Abyss
>>5886027
Joke's on you, at least I got an autistic girlfriend.
...wait...
>>5886027
This one goes to the reaction folder.
Also, it is water time. Dont get dehydrated.
>>5885980
I know that one guy has a 1200+ Luna folder.
>>5885957
is it though? id like to think most of us has jobs, or atleast doing something with our lives
>me too m8
>>5885928
Where is Giggles in this collage? How could you leave out the best DDR girl?
>>5886036
An edit from this when...
>>5886084
I just lie about it. So other writefags don't think I'm a loser.
>>5886090
Good lord, even Pheeb couldn't make that fucking clown look pretty.
>>5886090
She'll be in the bigger version along.
>>5886090
We couldn't see much of the DDR girls because they were on the other side of the wall
>>5885885
>a folder with over 2000 images
>a
>>5886109
Giggles is cuteness incarnate.
Rule 63 on normal selfcest when
Lars and Lucy would be adorable
>>5886124
#triggered
>>5886036
>that episode were Lincoln's had enough of Lynn's shit and he just stops talking to her
>she claims he's "not fun anymore"
>continues giving her the cold shoulder for a days
>desperate for his attention, she makes him an ultimatum
>they'll metaphorically change places for a week, meaning Lincoln gets to do whatever he wants to Lynn and she can't retaliate because Lincoln never did
>starts innocently
>turns sexual real fast
>>5886166
Lars is gay, anon.
I want to take Luna to the mall and buy her crap she wants
>>5886181
wrong pic
>>5886153
>>5886181
>>5886200
I do this for your protection
>>5886193
buying crap is not healthy
>>5886193
I want to go to the mall with Luna and play Guitar Hero with her at the arcade!
>>5886153
I hate her. Dont know why.
Just... no.
>>5886100
I like how in every scene after Space Invader Lynn is clearly wearing shorts as pajamas, yet in Space Invaders no shorts could be seen.
>Squiggly as Lori
Terrible election.
>>5886166
k
>>5886226
She'll never be as good as him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MBFlOuWVoQ
>>5886227
Giggles is fat and have a terrible voice. It's okay to hate her.
>>5886226
>"Pfft, Guitar Hero is for nerds who can't play a real guitar and think they can pick up chicks by playing on expert. Sorry luv, not gonna happen."
>>5886237
Aesthetically it works, though in hindsight i could've requested Parasoul, and I think I said "Fillia" as a second option.
>>5886257
So that is the reason. Thank you, anon.
>>5886286
Luan as Peacock is nailed IMO.
zozzle me this lads
give me a in-show screenshot of a fart cloud and a piece of poo and i'll do a quick scat pic of one of the sisters or Rita Loud on the booru
>>5886325
>>5886318
Oh definitely.
>>5886166
>"So this is my room."
>"You sleep in a coffin?"
>"Yeah. It was my supposed to be my grandama's. Like, she brought it way before she died, but then we just had her cremated."
>"Wicked."
>"You wanna try it out?"
>"Sure."
>"..."
>"This is awesome."
>"I know right... M-mind if I join you?"
>"N-no. I mean, it's your's anyway. And there's just enough space for one more-"
>SLAM
>"H-hey! Why'd you close it, Lars!?"
>"I wanted to show you how dark it is in here."
>"...It is pretty dark."
And then they cuddled
>>5886338
you think this shit is funny Luan?
Think again
>>5886351
>>5886344
adorable
>>5886344
Thanks abuseguy.
>>5886338
Oh. is that where you get your jokes Luan?
>>5886369
How did you know?
>>5886338
Welp, shit
kkkk that made my night.
>>5886214
this face...
>>5886379
>Image.png
You plan to do more?
Hey Lori there's a big math test today and I REEEEEEEEEALLY need to get my rocks off.
Okay so we KNOW a Christmas special is coming, so what would you like to see in it?
INCESTFAGS OUT
This amused me greatly.
>>5886418
I wonder what it's like during state testing
>>5886425
Santa Shooting Clyde through the chest with a shotgun repeatedly. Also maybe Luan or Lucy in sweaters.
>>5886425
The girls getting new clothes
>>5886425
Rita sitting on Santa's lap
>>5886425
Lisa and Lucy teaming up to kill Santa to prove his existence.
>>5886425
They find out Santa isn't real
I need someone to do me a favor.
Go rewatch the opening of The Waiting Game and get me the list of names Chandler invites
I'd do it myself but I don't want to
>>5885721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcciE7rKFwA
>>5886017
Sometimes I wonder who is behind those Luna posts, she too terrible of a character to be liked
>>5886428
>Luan or Lucy in sweaters.
Now that would be great.
What if you hear some sort of thunderish noise when you're with Lynn and then she asks you to sniff her finger.
Would you do it?
>>5886499
Alright I'll just do it myself
>>5886569
I'd send her to the Cambodian Killing Fields
>>5886569
>farts on her siblings for amusement
>has toe/foot fungus
>eats spicy meatball subs that give her Atomic diarrhea that breaks the toilet
>Rita has to buy industrial toilet cleaner because of her
>defended the hole in the bathroom floor next to the toilet as "useful"
>>5885749
It's not your choice. There's no escaping it.
>>5886409
>"Hey, I wrote a poem about you."
>"Well, don't leave me hanging Lulu."
>*cough* "Uhh... Nevermind, it's stupid."
>"What!? Come on, Lucy."
>"No, it's embarrassing. I-"
>"Snatch."
>"Hey! G-give it back!"
>"Nah. I gotta see what the fuss was all about."
>"..."
>"O-oh... I didn't think-"
>"I told you it was stupid! I-I just couldn't think of another word that rymed with 'above.' That's all."
>"Do you mean it though."
>"I-I don't write want I don't mean..."
>"O-okay then."
>"Please don't steal my poetry again."
>"I won't. Sorry."
>>5886425
for some reason I read Chistina special instead of christmas and i got a little upset
>>5886397
I want to smell nice for Luan!
| Dead hours |
>>5886425
Christmas outfits for everyone, of course. Especially [sp]Lily.[/sp]
>>5886661
Considering she's into the girly girl zone in the sisters, you must be always watch out your smell.
>>5886661
>>5886672
BOO BOO BEAR
What if you blew your load in Luna's hair after she specifically told you not to.
>>5886775
What if you stop this autistic posts?
>>5886775
She would probably be pissed off, but it'd be totally worth it.
>>5886425
Lori holding mistletoe over Bobby's head to kiss him. Lucy putting up Krampus decorations, The twins fighting over a Christmas special to watch. Luna playing jingle bell rock. Leni accidentally wrapping herself in the Christmas lights. Lily sucking on a candy cane like a pacifier. Luan adding something funny to the eggnog.
>>5886787
Our suffering will never end. The Lunafags will bathe in our suffering til the end of time
Yo, here you cool ass peep go, on keeping this thread going, even though it's slow as hell, but have this.
So do you guys think Linka loud is dating Chandler in the alternate universe.
>>5886819
That's a QT haiku alright. Ty for sharing!
>>5886775
Waste of cum. Every load you blow in her hair is another that you can't use to get her pregnant.
>>5886787
What if you went back to /sug/?
>>5886760
Why am I even still up?
>>5886864
I dunno insomnia? I finally have free time to write myself but I'm tired so I might just go to bed and try if I get free time tomorrow.
>>5886862
>butthurt Lunafag tries to insult me as a /sug/fag without any real proof
>>5886801
> Some consider this a true delicacy
>>5886864
i can relate m8, should have been in bed hours ago, but i got the need to finish this drawin
A happy Lisa is a Cute Lisa
Good night /tlhg/
>>5886913
Have a good one, homie.
>>5886847
Nope, the whole universe is genderbent
>>5886913
Goodnight....hehehe
>>5886890
>oh no ive been found out.
better use buzzwords and deflect
>>5886908
A beautiful Lisa is a happy Lisa.
Haven't given Linka any love yet so
Looks like the yolks on you!
>>5886958
has anyone besides papa loud laughed at her jokes and puns
>>5886964
JestSumguy I've been busy all day periodically browsing the general when I could today. This is the first time all day I was able to visit it at home, and I'm already feeling burnt for the night.
>>5886954
something about the way you draw your heads on these more realistic proportionate bodies kinda gives it a weird look, have you thought about changing the way you draw your heads?
>>5886981
No.
>>5885928
That blonde turtleneck qt kinda looks like Linca.... cute
>>5886964
Vinnietwotoes, started up this mluan pic pretty late, and for once im actually kind of liking how its turning out so i just wanted to finish the line art
>>5886951
> no glasses
> beautiful
kys famalama
>>5886981
I have!
>>5887037
>>5886958
Eggs-ellent
>>5887025
>mluan
you doing another gay lewd pic?
>>5887062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgq8LhS0N8
>>5887062
What's the matter, anon? Did you booze your appetite? Ahahaha!
Be free
Requests
>>5887071
yup
>>5887032
Imagine having taste this shit.
>>5887089
Linca is treated as a princess by his brothers
>>5887089
Lincoln and r63 Ronnie Anne
>>5887089
Lincoln's Alolan Pokemon Team. I'll let you pick which six they are.
>>5887089
This with Leni laughing and Luan offering the tissues.
So how the hell are they going to air the last two eps of Season 1? just kinda put em out there? Since they are not going to be a part of this week.
>>5887089
This with Leni or Loni
>>5887089
This with Lucy
>>5887089
The entire Loud family dressed like this
>>5887081
that image was more awful than your joke
>>5887097
> hating on glasses
> calls my taste shit
So, tell me. Were you raised in a barn, or just outside one?
>>5887089
Lori as... You know the drill
>>5887089
This with Luan.
>>5886997
im experimenting alot, i may change how i do the faces for pictures like this
>>5887089
Lucy giving a eulogy at the funeral for my hopes and dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ZYse6Vqtc
>that episode where Lincoln abuses his sisters for their abuse and screwups
Really has somebody done that fic yet?
>>5887195
I'm always up for suggesting stuff. Do you want to write a specific character or characters? Maybe I can help?
>>5887212
There was one where his mind just completely breaks, but it never had an ending I believe.
I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been done yet either.
>>5887212
Are you talking about these?
>>5887212
>>5887244
>>5887212
>>5887244
>>5887251
I've tried doing Luan before but it didn't click so I dropped it after that.
>>5887227
If you have anything to suggest. Generally speaking, we like to assume that all the children have a relatively good relationship with their family, and with good reason. But that said, if we looked at the older siblings in a more pessimistic light, would it be ration to think some of them held resentment for their family, possibly even hatred for certain individuals? Got an idea for a different way of looking at things.
>>5887310
Here's the other ones I tried
>Lincoln: What's a matter Luan, why aren't you laughing? I thought you'd get a real kick out of this kind of humor! After all, you do record everything we do in this house you sick freak. How's that going for you anyway you still seem to have no talent or friends so I guess the only funny thing about you is that you think anyone cares! the only person who "likes" your jokes is dad he doesn't even laugh he just says good one. None of them are good you bi-pedaled beaver! No one cares about Dummies, pies, buzzers, or squirt flowers! Drop the gags and think of a joke you're worse than Dane cook!
1. >Lincoln: What’s a matter Lynn you getting mad? Let me guess you’re going to tackle me and say it’s wrestling or boxing or sumo! News flash you thick skulled shrimp! I don’t care about sports not that you care you pretty much broke my arm last week! We get it, Lynn, you lack self-confidence so much that if you aren’t constantly proving you’re better at sports than you’re little brother who doesn’t play them! What are you the seconded best on your soccer team or do you just suck? Doesn't matter get over yourself! Why don’t you do us all a favor and ruin your leg now before high school so you can sit on the couch and watch soccer thinking about how good you could have been, and leave us alone!
>Lincoln: Not smiling Lucy aww are you upset not happy. It’s kind of funny you pretend to talk to ghosts and that your miserable, but honestly you just want attention like Lori! Oh boo hoo Mom and dad don’t always notice you! There’s 11 of us and a baby you’re 8 shut up life isn’t that bad! What are you lonely go outside make some friends you little freak! I don’t know if ghosts are real but I know for a fact they’d rather do anything but hang around you!
what would you do to stop Lily from crying
>>5887338
Those are pretty good.
Who's the least favorite loud and why is it Lola?
>>5887241
Have a link? Or at least know what it's called?
>>5887342
Make other people cry
>>5887359
No, sadly.
>>5887322
Oh yeah, you could easily have someone like Luna being mad that her parents missed her shows. Heck, you could have Wittle Wuna play classical violin but the parents kept missing the shows, That's the real reason she switched to Rock and roll to rebel. Looking to get the attention she never had at a younger age. Changing her appearance and music style to be as loud as possible to try and get some attention. Than one day she just looks in the mirror and doesn't recognize herself and she can't even remember if she wanted to switch to rock and roll or was just angry and venting. You could have her write a college into letter about this or talk to a counselor or just get drunk and spill the beans to one of the siblings.
>>5886508
I'm the guy behind a large percent of the Luna posts, but I don't have over like, 30 images of her at most.
>>5887345
If you like them thanks but they never felt as good as the first three I made. That's why I stopped. I posted the Luan one before people didn't seem to care for it, so I said alright feel free to try it yourselves, guys. As far as I know no one has tried yet. I didn't make any for the twins Lisa or Lily yet. For Lily, I was just gonna say Lincoln farts in her face and scream wah how do you like it.
>>5886775
What if Luna was actually pretty sore about that and didn't talk to you for a few days?
And then if you ask her whats the matter she says it's nothing. But you know its not nothing.
>>5887376
That's pretty depressing man, I still have her in a folder named Lamp and I have more pics than you.
>>5887342
shake the babby!
>>5887342
>>5887367
You know, that would explain how she ended up at a Mick Swagger concert in the first place. The best part is that she was still naive about the whole thing at the time so an equivalent in our would would be a little girl googling "rock and roll concert" and a show for the Rolling Stones being the first result. You know, because normies love dad rock, and pure Luna wouldn't even know what Lamb of God is.
>>5887322
Luan originally bullied Lynn instead of pranking her because she was jealous of not being the baby anymore. One day Lynn fights back breaks some of Luans teeth after that Luan switches to verbal abuse and pranks to avoid fighting but still lashes out at Lynn., with the cover of it's all just a joke sis relax.
>Day since gender bend episode
>No porn of sisters fucking their male counterparts
What gives /tlh/? After that not-Lincoln showed up in the cereal episode there were ohayous and lewds of him within hours, if not minutes. I'm disappointed. Where's all the selfcest?
>>5887419
iIf you want to write it, by all means, be my guest. I already have 2 no 3 fics I'm working on.
>>5887447
Like licking door knobs it's illegal on other planets.
>>5887454
Holy shit
>>5887353
A lot of people like Lola. She just isn't spammed as a meme.
>>5887362
Maybe it's because I have a cat that this hit me real hard, jesus fuck.
>Make other people cry
Mission accomplished.
>>5887447
The cereal offender episode actually got released to the Internet a few weeks back
>>5887450
I don't know if I'd do a story like that proper, but I may use it as a reference or motivation for an upcoming fic that heavily involves Luna, that is if you don't mind me doing so.
>>5887484
Hey man, I'm spitballing you won't offend me feel free to use it any way you like. Would you like any more suggestions or ideas for this or something else either involving a different character or scenario?
>>5887454
>exaggerated, overtly sexual anatomy
I can't understand how people can fap to this, I mean, the proportions of the feet vs the thighs irks me to no end.
>>5887454
Oh dear lord. Legoman did it.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>5887499
>Hey man, I'm spitballing you won't offend me feel free to use it any way you like.
I swear I see this almost every time someone asks for suggestions. Who the hell are you?
>>5887338
Saves Lily for last:
>Lincoln:No poopoo
>Everybody gasps like its the worst thing he's ever said.
What if you molested Lynn while posing as a personal trainer?
>>5887549
>Around the time of Lily's fifth or so birthday, mom and dad decide to try for one last baby.
>A year of failures and false positives leaves mom to conclude she's gone barren.
>She slips into depression.
>>5887545
Male Lynn, right?
>>5887545
Well I have a bit of chub so Lynn is either stupid as hell for trusting me or clearly wanted it.
>>5887561
eh, sure if you swing that way.
>>5887454
Godamn that is a fine piece of work. Thanks for sharing!
Tale #1
http://pastebin.com/HKDzqBKN
>>5887568
Lynn is clearly not very bright. You could probably tell her you're giving her an "athletic massage" while you fondle her developing chest, and she'd believe it.
Hell, I bet you could convince male Lynn to suck your dick for the protein.
>>5887576
I never knew i need this Linka X Chandelle
>>5887569
>>5887545
Them let the games begin.
Start off with some slight groping, sizing him up, and then some messaging for those sore muscles. Keep that up for a while before going into more 'intimate' exercises. He'll fluster for a bit, but some reassurance'll keep him relatively quiet, I AM a professional trainer, after all.
Then slowly reach under his shirt, maybe some nipple play, and slide my hand from the chest down to the stomach and eventually near to the prize, all while Lynn stands there slightly huffing and moaning. With his penis now fully erect, I, of course, continue with the exercises with some stretches. Always leave him wanting more and questioning himself, while never doing too much to arouse suspicion.
>>5887153
i enjoyed this.
doing these now
>>5887103
>>5887120
>>5887616
>Luna stalked through the jungle with her rifle.
>Her whole squadron had just been taken out by an ambush.
>The girl must've killed over 40 Vietcong in that fight.
>Now she had no backup, she was low on ammo, and she ten miles deep in enemy territory.
>Luna stops for a second to rest by a tree, putting her rifle down.
>The Loud pulls something off of her helmet, a picture of her family.
>As much as she wants to give up right now, she knows that she can't.
>She can't stop fighting because she's got something to fight for.
>All her sisters, Mom and Pop, her little brother Lincoln
>And her new baby sister Lucy
>No, she didn't just have to get back.
>She was going to
Meanwhile in the Loud House..
>"Hey honey, have you seen Luna? I don't want her to miss her first concert." Mr.Loud asked of his wife.
>"I think she's playing in the backyard dear."
>Mr.Loud stepped out of the back door, not seeing his daughter anywhere.
>"Luna! Are you ready to go?!"
>After a few seconds, Luna comes out of the bushes in her purple dress, with her toy M16, and waves to her dad.
>"Come on Luna, let's go but you can't bring Stanley!" Mr.Loud says as heads back inside.
>"Okay daddy!" Luna leans her rifle against the tree
>"I'll be back later and we can play some more Stanley."
>Luna runs into the house after her dad, as Stanley the toy rifle leans against the tree.
>She never came back to play with him.
>>5887616
>a2 hand guard
>Vietnam era
>>5886344
You think his brothers pile heavy stuff on the top to keep him locked in for a day?
>>5887650
That's what I'd do.
Its Clyde time
>>5887623
>squadron
c'mon son.
>>5887641
Looks like the original triangular handguard to me, just shaded in weird so it looks ribbed like the a2.
>>5887664
Gimme a better word then
>>5887661
No.
>>5887661
Only girl Clyde.
>>5887674
Band
>>5887674
uh, squad?
Squadrons are for planes and sometimes boats and tanks, not soldiers.
>>5887696
I'm a fucking moron
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8WZHGEPmx21SWxsZC1RWGlVTFE
>>5887616
We need more Vietnam Luna
>>5887701
I have some Metal Slug Luna if that's alright.
>>5887641
Honestly it suffers so hard from "gun brand gun" syndrome that's it's pretty much impossible to tell it it has A1 or A2 furniture
How would you tell your favorite Loud sister how you truly felt about them?
>>5887701
>You will never scalp gooks with Luna
>this entire episode
What the fuck is wrong with these kids
>>5887718
Yeah, I'd tell lynn I want to violate her anus with no lube
>>5887718
Be direct and straight to the point. Let her know just how much I love her and how much she means the world to me.
>>5887723
they ain't hyped
>>5887718
Hugs
>>5887719
>2001 kids are now 15
goddamn I feel old
>>5887723
The Alpha leader of the group (Lori) was too distracted by her mate working there. If she was attentive of the situation she could pull the older kids in line which would then help to keep the younger ones in line.
When parents aren't around Lori is clearly in charge, but when she doesn't cover her duties anarchy reigns.
Of course none of that would save them from the chimpout over Lincoln getting cereal since I'm pretty sure she was in on that mob mentality.
>>5887738
We're close to 2030 than we are to 2000
>online course
>final assignment needs a B to pass the entire fucking class
>teacher gives me 79.9 until I fix one aspect of the project
>extends due date
>makes it seem like he's doing me a favor and could have easily just failed me...forcing me to repay for this entire fucking class
I'm Virginia Tech levels of mad right now! Of course all I'll do is just fix the shit he wants and then drown myself in tequila afterwards.
>>5887729
And then she rejects you.
>>5887641
When will we get a full collection of these!?
>>5887793
>>5887796
>>5887790
barrel and hand guatd still too short, it's a good picture I'm just a /k/ommando
>>5887807
Lily's would be cute but odd
>>5887800
cute
>>5887812
Every reaction of Lily's would be gurgles and shit.
>>5887824
And you're just gonna pretend it wouldn't be cute?
>>5887812
i think it would be cute except the proposing part
>>5887718
In reality? Be too afraid to say anything about my feelings even though she likes me as well. Eventually someone with confidence would come along and ask her out instead, and she'd come to me and tell me about it, hoping i'd tell her not to date him. But since I'm horribly insecure, lack self confidence, and have given up hope of ever finding happiness long ago, I'd just tell her to do whatever would make her happy. So she'd reluctantly agree to date him as I watched from afar. Soon she'd realize that this guy wasn't so bad, and her heart would fall for him. And once that happens she'll slowly forget about me and focus on him. And then they'd get married and start a family and every day would be full of happiness, while I struggle not to kill myself.
But if we're going with the "I have all the confidence in the world" scenario, I'd just be up front with her, letting her know my feelings and intentions in the hopes that she too feels the same way about me.
>>5887103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnd50bdhxwI
>>5887854
pokemon is shit, digimon is the real deal
>>5887855
What the actual fuck is with this show and dutch ovens?
>>5887863
You are wrong
>>5887866
wew
>>5887854
Nice work! Thanks for accepting my request.
>>5887854
My only gripe is that Lincoln doesn't have a Wimpod.
>>5887868
>Implying that's irrelevant
>>5887869
He's gotta, right?
how can the other sisters even compete?
>>5887900
By noticing that she has hideous bread feet.
>>5887900
Bread feet
>>5887900
i like lori's bitchy voice
>>5885495
I like him. He's probably my favorite brother from the episode.
>>5885769
Heh, that was the intention. I wanted to choose a weird/gross situation this time.
>>5887607
...I like this idea.
>>5886135
Wessi spotted
>>5887917
You should do some flexing stuff
>>5887917
I still can't get used to Lane's hair.
I think I'll stick with Liam.
DUCK DODGE PUSH AND SHOVE
IT'S HOW WE SHOW OUR LOVE
>>5887576
Tale #2 will be called Knock Knockers
What did Savino mean by this?
>>5888030
everyone gets fuck even lincoln
>>5887854
did another just because
>>5888102
>they're all male
next page after this
>>5885753
Continue
>Whoa, Luan's sitting next to me in English class.
>She's so cute.
>She makes me so nervous.
>Come on, Anon. Say hello to her!
>Don't be a faggot!
>"Hey Luan, y-y-you're looking n-n-nice today!"
>She turns to me with a cocked eyebrow. Her usual smile isn't there.
>A look of concern.
>"You alright, uh...."
>I point to my chest.
>"A-a-a-a-Anon."
>"Oh, right! Anon! Sorry, it's such a big class."
>We've been sitting next to each other since middle school.
>"I'm fine! J-j-j-just got a t-t-tiny stutter that h-h-h-h-h-h-h"
>I bow my head in frustration.
>"HAPPENS when I'm n-nervous."
>She gives me a genuine smile. It helps me feel warm inside. God, she's perfect.
>She takes out her clown horn.
>"Are you s-s-s-s-sure?"
>Laughter from all the rest of the class.
>She turns away from me.
>The teacher walks in.
>No one notices the tears rolling down my cheeks.
>>5888267
You killed the thread Luan, good job.
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
real dead hours
ebin
>>5888529
Now this is a Lynn I can get behind
Lily is a ________ing baby
>>5888542
Fucking
baby
>>5888542
dying.
She's got children's AIDs.
>>5888542
poopooing
>>5888542
Disgusting
Inktober has been pretty lackluster for /tlhg/
Will NaNoWriMo be taking place?
>Post yfw the Loud House series finale premieres and it ends with Lori leaving for College.
>>5888643
>>5885629
I'd rather have Saddam than ISIS tbqh.
>>5888643
>"Ugh. College is LITERALLY 15 minutes away. I'll be home for dinner, twerps."
>>5885749
It's the braces. She got it going on for a barely legal young woman.
>>5887917
Dem curvy boys
>>5888679
Nah. It's probably the fact that when she burps it smells like hotdogs.
>>5888686
Even better.
The Louds go to the Zoo, what happens?
>>5888479
She's cute?
>>5888751
She's hella cute!
Awoooo
>>5888730
they have a fun time where nothing bad happens
but lincoln will still have to apologize about something at the end of the episode.
Morning
>>5886027
We're not autistic man
We're just millennials
It's cool
Everything's ok
It's alright to be a 20 year old guy watching cartoons made for kids. It's 2016 man. It's cool. Everything's gonna be okay
>>5888761
>"I can smell your breath from here."
>>5888797
And to greet the morning: have some Leni Abuse!
>>5887800
>Seeing how I'm only 4, this would not work.
>implying the Loud girls aren't freakishly fertile
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8818
>>5888184
NEW ART
>>5888162
Even Lola?
>>5888804
B O M B
O
M
B
:p
>>5885562
JUST FUCKING DIE OF CANCER ALREADY CAILLOU YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
what knights would the sisters be
awfully slow right now
Zzzzzzzzzz
And then KABOOM! Suddenly every Hiroshima Jap within 10 miles of the epicenter was burnt to a crisp!
>>5888797
...zzzzzzzzz...
get
Which brother loves Linka the most?
check em
>>5888885
>>5888888
Bun-Bun
>>5888907
Fucking vore-fags
Post your
>Favorite Loud
>Favorite Game console
>Lucy
>PS2 (I'd say the PS1 but the PS2 can play PS1 games too)
>>5888888
>Vore General
i guess you could say they EIGHT that get
>>5888918
The post your replying too already made a vore pun.
>>5886775
>"Not in the hair I have a concert tonight. What did I tell you!"
>>5888917
>Lucy
>PS3 (next gen graphics + free multiplayer)
>>5888960
But Dr. Feinstein, how could Auschwitz have killed 6 billion Jews in two years when there were only 5 cremators?
>>5885879
>20 armpits
imagine
>>5885629
he's right though. toppling both regimes led to two secular, profitable and stable countries becoming hotbeds of islamist shit terrorist activity and led to the rise of ISIS. for a politician to make such an impartial and non-partisan observation, as both regimes were toppled by democrats and republicans separately, shows what a strong leader he is capable of being.
Really causes your neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.
>>5887849
>Luna tells you she's getting married
>she already knows that you've still liked her all this time, so she really is just curious to see how you'd react
>it's almost as if she has an obligation to break to you in person
>she comes over, you guys share some alone time
>the first in months, maybe even years
>then the news comes out
>you're not surprised when she says it
>now that it's out its your turn to say something
>"That's great! I'm really glad for you guys."
>of course
>Luna knows you're not being genuine, but she won't say it
>your chest begans to cramp
>thoughts of suicide come back
>the idea of a life without her
>just tell her how you feel
>even if she hates you, even if she blows you off you can at least tell her the honest to god truth
>it requires all the will power you have to say one word
>"...A-actually."
>and the rest comes out
>"I need to tell you something, Luna. I know I'm too late now, but I... I'm in love with you."
>you can't even look her in the eyes, but she shares at you with piecing pupils
>your except her spiel about how it doesn't work like that
>about how you're not entitled to her
>about how she's already in love with another man, and wouldn't just fall to your knees now that you-
>"I think I'm still in love with you too."
>>5889017
why does lana have a small penis in her mouth?
Has anyone made a Loud House /tlhg/ pretend you're xyzzy game yet?
>>5889072
If not I'll get right on that.
>>5888643
>19
>Still haven't left for college
>Lori's family can barely afford a slightly more expensive cereal
Don't worry about it.
The only thing she'll be leaving for is her job at Wal-mart.
>>5886246
muh diclk
>>5888872
Mabel?
>>5888797
Fuck off
Not My Sun
>>5888643
>tfw profits are so high Nick forces another season where Lori comes home after one semester
>>5888917
Lucy
Gamecube
Is it Lucy time?
>>5889102
Do it
If you need any help just ask the threads.
>>5889199
Possible
>>5889218
I'm actually too lazy. Sorry.
This is my phone wallpaper.
>>5889019
And this is why I hate the concept of marriage, I mean can't two people just be together without some bullshit contract?
>>5889276
I see you've got some balls.
>>5889287
Shadman is such shit, but I do love loud house
>>5887620
> (seductive chuckle)
o-oh
it's wonderful, thank you