/sug/ Steven Universe General - "Everbodys got a god damn piss fetish" Edition
Last Thread: >>5882221
>Gem Arvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M [Embed]
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura [Embed]
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
/co/: http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
/trash/: http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
>>5885051
Jasper is fat
take 2
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5885059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5885051
I don't have a piss fetish
*blushes shyly and covers face with shirt*
the time is nye
dead?
1 (you) = connie jumps even higher
>>5888054
here's feul for a good morning whacker.
Let's help each other out!
Just how strong is Garnet?
>it's okay to toss people into space forever and then leave them when you have a space ship
>it's okay to take over people's bodies
>it's okay to be a dirty fucking turncoat traitor
That's some great morals there
>>5889047
>>5888985
>>5889114
Nobody gives a shit about your waifus anon get over it
>>5889114
just how triggered are you right now
Love you /sug/
For those of you anons who want a bit of sound with your porn.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Peridot-Couch-Audition-Steven-Universe-18
take your pick
>innocent little maid willing to learn
>the roofie butler
move over
>>5889313
>>5889313
>>5889313
dumbasses
>>5885051
Sauce?
Planning on tracing this and turning it into a wallpaper when I get home because I like the pose
>>5894823
Make sure to upload it
not in this general though this is a mistake
this thread succs dicc
>>5896101
So do you
succ me pls
is it safe here
Get ready to be thoroughly BTFO peons.
>>5900317
Get ready to be delusional as always.
>>5900295
ok, am i going insane or something
why did my picture get changedto this loud house picture... thats... thats not what i posted
the fuck is this black magic
lapiven
Day in Day out I see the same exact people do the same exact back-and-forth between the loud house general and steven universe general, then to star vs general and then to /co/
back and forth, neverending, the same 19 people do this without pause
Every day
And you call ME autist. Indexer here, Indexer there, and you're still blind to the same people doing the same thing every day, shitting on all those threads with the only common goal of causing a ruckus and getting other people to do their job for them, spamming threads left and right to create rivalries that have no natural reason to exist
and yet that one guy that wants images in the general to be source-equivalent is the harbinger of chaos and autism, causing all the problem and being all the problems
Fuck you
>>5900423
>And you call ME autist.
Because you are autistic, you fucking autistic fuck
>>5900423
kill yourself
>>5900423
Holy shit screencapped
>>5900423
>>5900423
Bury yourself, you talentless individual.
>>5900513
>inb4 is lapis wet for steven or is she sensing that connie is wet for steven?
Yes.
>>5900423
Love you, dex. Feel better soon.
>>5900423
If you fall for this, you deserve to kill yourself desu senpai
>>5900523
Oh.
>>5900560
Here's a hint, all I feel for this place I used to enjoy lurking in is apathy and pity, but not for the people that browse within, from me they'll have nothing
>>5900606
lol this general was fine until like 30 minutes ago
>>5900606
Big deal.
>>5900606
You're being too dramatic
>>5900606
kill yourself
>>5900606
>tfw your husbando hates you
what games are yall into at the moment?
lol, peri got beaten up
>>5900656
Well DUH
Have you SEEN most of my actual appearances in here? Fucking flash flood of images and people slapping eachother for hours while I played videogames, then come back to fan some more flames
At least this is, when there's idiots at the wheel, like right now.
Look at all these people here replying to empty posts just because someone's asshole shat them out. The same exact kind of posts just go unnoticed when these people are gone, and the topics at those times are fucking amazing
It's a handy sanity check I do times and times again just to see if it's time to stop looking for a couple of hours or keep going
>>5900754
you wanna take a break from 4chan for a while, pal?...
>>5900784
kill yourself
>>5900751
AND THEN IT BIT ME
>>5900795
sure, dude... sure...
>>5900795
Why do you do this, again?
What's the real reason why?
>>5900810
lol, nah she's all good
>>5900841
the one with all the blue creature thing porn and loud house grievances
here, its indexer memes time
Choose a R34 artist.
Choose a character or pairing for them to turn into a porn comic.
GO!
>>5900839
No seriously, does this look infected? Should I bring that green raccoon thing in to check if it gave me rabies?
>>5900606
shut up sasuke
>>5900873
Rustle
Eyeball and Steven
>>5900815
>>5900821
>>5900823
Well, we could actually go through a splendid voyage through actual autism
Then again, I'm no homosuck ensign
http://michaelsquishyeddy89.deviantart.com/gallery
>>5900873
>Izra/Xizrax
>Lapis and grown-up Steven
It'd be fucking legendary.
>>5900873
Doxy.
Stevonnie pitching with virtually any other character.
>>5900606
Why don't you fuck off then you prick?
>>5900926
I can't tell if you're an absolute genius or a complete and total buffoon, and it irks me.
I want to break through the ice of indexer's cold, cold heart
>>5900738
EDF 4.1 right now, wish I was talking to friend but they stopped talking so I assume they're busy right now.
Holy shit this a really fun game.
>>5900386
Good shit, my dood
>>5900873
Shadman.
Whore Connie with everyone.
Ashley Birch is going to voice S
search your heart you know it to be true
Unlike Nickee Minaj or Aimee Mann Birch isn't some big celebrity that budget and availability concerns only permit one episode for
She's a voice actress, a video game voice actress at that, she'll stick around for a few episodes
>>5900984
It's like you are trying to have shit taste.
I feel like they're watching me.
I bet they are.
>>5901015
You'll never escape
>>5901005
tito's fucking legs
>>5901028
Oh yes I will.
>>5900972
A lot of people hope for a cure for autism.
>>5901024
/nsg/ please go
>>5900972
Never going to happen. As Zuke would say, you just have to learn to live with mental disorders. There is no magical cure.
>>5900985
She will voice Lapidot fusion because Lapidot fusion will become a major plot point in Gem Harvest and a few episodes onwards. The voice does not fit S who is a fat punk rocker, not a small autistic hipster.
>>5901066
Zuke is a fucking pussy who just doesn't want to try. She's like the fat acceptance crowd of the mentally ill.
>>5901085
LAPIS'
>>5901100
WET
>>5901100
D-D-D-D-DD-D-DUEL!
>>5901099
WAD U SHAY BOY
>>5901091
>curing autism
>curing PTSD
You can treat them. You can't cure them. Zuke is right. There is no magical cure. It's just something you have to deal with.
>>5901105
BUCKET
>>5901105
DRIPPING
CHITA
>>5900873
Orangekisses.
Priyanka and Armstrong.
>>5901114
Except she doesn't want to deal with them either, she just wants to just have her little outbursts and let everyone else deal with it.
look at this dumb bird's face
>>5901081
I can totally see Birch voicing S
I want delusional Lapidot shitters to leave
>>5901137
STEVEN'S CUMMIES
>>5901143
Is her left hand a spaceship?
>>5901137
PISS
>>5901143
Remember when Scribble used to be good?
>>5901148
I dunno, mystery girl is pretty big and looks like she'd have a deep or strong voice. Don't know who she'll voice but I doubt it's mystery girl
>>5901177
example?
>>5901204
Sorry, I lied.
>>5901177
ha no
>>5900738
Darkest dungeon
games not bad if you mute it and pop on your own music
Is Tito Dick our guy?
>6 Porn image of the nutshack
>4 of non-terrible quality
>2 of chita solo, 1 gay pairing and 1 pony
that's the highest percentile of pony porn crossover I've ever seen dude
>mfw Flip
>mfw discover Nutshack
>>5901177
You mean always?
>>5889787
i hadn't listened to this all the way through before
now i have an erection and i don't know what to do about it
>>5901409
Hi, Scribble
>mfw more images of The Nutshack than SU
I did not know I was on the Nutshack general
>>5901479
Well now you do.
>>5901367
>tfw no Lucy GF
>>5901479
Almost makes you feel good that there are people out there with have deeper holes where their lives should be than you do.
this is now a SU thread lol get rekt /nsg/
>>5901526
What is this thing supposed to be?
>>5901454
>thinking I'm even close to Scribble
HA
>>5901570
A half robotic tarsier or something
>>5901177
Post the last thing Scribble made before you think he went bad, I want to see how shit your taste is.
>>5901604
>>5901621
Whatever he drew before he started that steboni bs
>>5901479
Maybe if you fucking autist didn't attack our sacred sanctuary, this wouldn't have happened.
>>5901666
>Maybe if our autist didn't false flag our own general this wouldn't happen
ftfy
ITS THE
>>5901177
Scibble is great and has only gotten better with time.
I want to fist Peridot's ASS
I came to laugh at you.
I'm staying for the Nutshack posting.
>>5901691
NUT TENT
>>5901705
prove it
>>5901666
/sug/ literally doesn't give a shit about Loud House. It's never mentioned here.
>>5901724
bend over, you clod and i will
>>5901724
Did you even read his post?
>>5901704
needs to do more porn and less attempts at being funny
>>5901666
THIS
>>5901742
What the fuck crawled up your ass and died?
>>5901745
You know, this emo child really reminds me of a certain gem...
>>5901745
It's funny how many times your resident faggot has done this and yet you still haven't learned.
>>5901765
He's right though. More often than not his jokes fall flat.
>>5901765
Come off it Scribble not every goddamn post needs your "wit" in it
>>5901776
oh shit i think this is it
>>5901790
So? I do't laugh at your jokes either. You trying drawing as much as Scribble does and creating a gem every time, pun half intended. Anyone bitching about it is a salty cunt who should be paid no mind.
Emperor fucking damnit can't we all just get along?!
>>5901844
Can you even breathe with his dick shoved that far into your throat?
>>5901844
What the fuck is that green thing supposed to be, exactly?
>>5901844
I like scribble but you're going full defense force here
>>5901790
joke...? it looks like just a regular ol' fanart picture. just someone drawing whatever they feel like, not trying to be a grand comedian
>>5901853
I enjoy both shows and I find this all very pathetic.
This thread needs to die
>>5901864
Anon said Scribble shouldn't daraw unless he has a decent joke by whatever criteria. He's an artist. It's like saying Stephen King shouldn't write unless he has decent novel cover. It's idiotic and I'm simply pointing that out.
>>5901883
itll probably carry on to the other one, unfortunately
>>5901860
The dick or the character?
>>5901919
>Scribble is the Stephen King of SU artists
top kek
>>5901951
That's not how metaphors work, my friend.
>>5901948
the weed
ITS NOT THE NUTSHACK
i feel the juice rising up
We posting Scribble?
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>5902110
Nothing
>>5902109
Sure, and more twink Lars if you've got it.
>>5902163
I don't get how that pun relates to Opal in any way aside from her name.
Opal is my 4 meter tall shiva goddess ADHD waifu.
good old fry pizzas.
>>5902110
Spam it with that fat, ugly, fucking half jew piece of shit when everyone there was happy that we got a 3rd season while season 1 isn't even over yet.
>>5902181
Stupid Nopalposters
>>5902250
Dude, you don't spam a show you don't like with a show you do like. That's evident by this very thread. You've been rused. You played into a troll's hands and he got two generals for the price of one.
Anyone know when Gem Harvest is coming out?
>>5902292
>Replying to it at all.
>>5902305
Thanksgiving 2018
>>5902313
>Two year hiatus
Anon, this is Steven Universe, not Berserk.
>>5902305
Halloween Day, 2004
>>5902323
Smokey is just so fun and huggable! I love the short hair!
>>5902323
I still hate how small Smoky is in this.
>>5902357
I wonder if she'd let me punch her in the gut.
>>5902358
Huh, never saved that one. Thanks.
Anyone have the rest of this? I've seen it but I never remember to save it.
>>5902377
Probably. Wouldn't really matter to Smokey.
>>5902387
kys
>>5902387
>Vidalia: "Buck up, kiddo. You may not be friends with my son, but I'll let you be my bottom from now on."
>Lars: "This is so embarrassing."
>Vidalia: "Oh, don't be that way. With a build like yours this the only kind of action you were ever going to see. You should feel thankful that of all the dicks in town you get my 9 iron."
>[Lars begins to tear up and tries to hold back from crying]
>...
>after the act Vidalia is sitting on the floor of her garage leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette
>a few feet away Lars is still laying there face down minutes after they finished
>Lars slowly raises himself up, his face despondent
>Vidalia [half grinning]: "Hey, Lars right? Sorry about all the "bitch"es and "faggot"s. I didn't mean it. I was just caught up in the moment, you know?"
>Lars [still despondent]: "yeah"
>Lars grabs his pants and slowly puts them back on.
>Vidalia: "Want a cig?"
>Lars: "uh, no thanks"
>Lars grabs his backpack and begins walking out.
>Vidalia: "Oh, and in case your interested, I teach painting here Wednesdays at 6:30. You should come." she says with an ever so slight devious grin.
>Lars pauses, looking around at the paintings. "I'm not really-"
>Vidalia tilts her head forward and with a serious face looks deeply into Lars eyes.
>Lars: ... "s-sure, I'll try it out"
>Lars walks out.
>Vidalia: "See you then, tiger."
>>5902408
Incase has given me an attraction to crow's feet.
>>5902394
That's why I like Smoky. She's so full of energy and carefree.
I wish more of my friends could be like that.
>>5902443
You wish more of your friends would let you punch them in the gut?
>>5902442
They're a hot feature for a hot woman.
Anyway that's it for my Scribble dump. Have fun.
>>5902461
No, dumbass. Just more happy, you know?
People complain too much, nowadays.
>>5902413
>you will never watch as Lars gets used by all the women of Beach City with their hot junk.
>>5902478
>No, dumbass.
I appreciate your proper use of commas but maybe you would have more and better friends if you weren't so salty.
>Everyone but me complains too much.
Funny.
>>5902499
Oh gosh, this is my fetish. Is that a new image or are there gems like this scattered across the internet that are rarely if ever posted anywhere?
>>5902509
Why do I even bother with you people.
>>5900823
He does it to make himself feel useful. Positive reactions make him think he's doing a good job, but it won't make him post more, negative reactions let him think he's superior, and don't make him post less. Most people are irritated by his smug self-satisfaction, not the posting of pictures (unless he's filling up a thread that's about to hit the image limit.)
Best thing to do is to never respond and take advantage of him. If you couldn't be bothered sourcing pictures (like me) post them here and wait for him to find better quality. Let him do your work for you and laugh all the way to the bank.
>>5902558
Seems like an awfully harebrained way to make yourself feel useful, but if you say so.
>>5902558
>don't complain about Indexer and save the images he posts
If you are samefagging, Indexer, then I'm proud of you. This post actually demonstrates an iota of humanity.
>>5902558
indexer: "kill yourself"
anon: *positive reaction*
makes sense.
honestly, just act like a nice person or say nothing, and you'll be fine. I appreciate you, as youve actually helped me get better quality versions of pics ive had for a while, but I get where others are coming from
>>5900823
He figured out a way to annoy threads and eat up image limits without doing something that can be considered ban-worthy
if he actually gave a shit about people using inferior images he'd give a link to a fullres pic instead of posting something that's essentially a duplicate picture
>>5902640
>without doing something that can be considered ban-worthy
Except he's banned all the time on /co/
>>5902629
It's like "kill yourself" is his version of "have a nice day".
Huh, cool.
>>5902653
You sound like you speak from first hand knowledge.
I feel like I'm in the movie The Thing. I don't know who to trust.
>>5902589
It is awfully harebrained, but he's autistic so to him it makes perfect sense.
>>5902669
sleep smiley mr. tight
>>5902669
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley.
>>5902589
It's a mish-mash of things. Feels useful because he sources high-res pictures for people. Posts them because he thinks people wants them. Teases people because he thinks being able to source pictures makes him better. Gets catty when people suggest he isn't as useful as he thinks.
>>5902629
Sometimes he doesn't say anything. Just posts pictures and people thank him. It's a handy service, but he doesn't take kindly to anyone making suggestions. Takes them as insults for some reason.
>>5902726
I wish
>>5902694
It was funny watching him get banned repeatedly in the same thread. Those things hit their image limits like crazy, especially when Indexer was doubling the count. Could have posted a link to the pictures he found instead of the picture itself, but he'd never learn. Just kept banging his head uselessly against that hammer.
>>5902669
Sleep tight, Mr. Smiley
What that fucking face
Jasper is going to die
>>5902855
lOool
here's stevonnie
>>5902855
You got any more from that artist?
>>5902881
Here's yasper bismoth and rugby
>>5902881
>>5902907
why all this hair
>>5902881
>facial nair but not even a wall of muscle
>>5902883
>Get out of my face.
>>5902922
real womyn have hair
>>5902883
>orange malachite
Malachite, decoded
>>5902870
But what if Steven's penis gets in the way?
>on an island for over a week
>Sadie has body hair but Lars doesn't
I'm fine with putting the effort into detail but only putting the effort into the female character just to make a statement about women have body hair is pretty cringey.
>>5902994
Lars is such a fuccboi he doesn't grow body hair.
>>5902855
kill yourself
>>5902994
Maybe Lars is just low test.
>>5902950
i love me some jasper bush, but hairy chest/legs is a nope from me
>>5903016
Now post Lapis with body hair.
>>5903036
Whats the matter, cant handle real stronk womyn?
>>5902870
kill yourself
>>5902994
It's because Lars has a vagina.
>>5903030
>being used like an onahole by futa Opal
There is a smut for that.
http://pastebin.com/g90PaZSM
>>5903047
im just not bold enough
>>5903055
I'm not saving this. I'm never going to save it.
>>5903055
>toxic masculinity
>>5902907
>>5903127
s h i n y
n u t s a c k
>>5903127
Fucking KEK
>>5903127
>it exists
About time
Too bad about that everything, that rounded back is unreal
>>5903204
>>5902960
that pic reminded me of this
>>5903176
This one's by the same artist.
>>5903221
What went wrong
>>5903242
shes pretty cute
also that R.U.N. scene was dope
>>5903213
I would adopt Maleven.
>Jasper power set
>Lapis power set
>Rose power set
>>5903236
kill yourself
>>5903260
>>5903285
it took me a minute to figure out what was happening in this picture
>>5903259
>No gems
You got fleeced
>>5903283
ROSE IS AN ARM
Remember that one website that turns faces into dancing memes
>>5903311
you must defeat it anon
put your face in your bowl of cereal
>>5903283
kill yourself
>>5903316
wish i didnt
laughed tho
>>5903316
You officially have too much time on your hands, internet.
>>5903334
>spend 50% of my day just looking up SU ships, rvb ships and dick around all day on here
yup, no ragrats
>>5903333
>3333
Checkt
Who here has never installed Pokemon: GO because you are a hipster faggot who never does anything that is insanely popular?
What kinds of things would you do to Pearl's sweaty feminine nutsack?
>>5903426
I don't have a smart phone and haven't cared about pokemon since gen 2.
New art that Blushmallet just posted.
Beautiful
Exceptionally smart
Cute
Kind
Youthful
>>5903476
her hand is longer than her forearm
>>5903506
>>5903512
BM can't into foreshortening
>>5903514
>>5903519
>>5903506
Why do you post these same awful pictures all the time?
>>5903512
yeah, bm's not too good with anatomy
>>5903532
Because Becky is cute and wonderful and I want to share my Becky collection with you
>>5903541
>>5903519
Is Getty a jew?
>>5903557
They put big watermarks on the pictures, which irritates me. I do not want my Beckys obstructed by watermarks!
>>5903580
Kek
>>5903580
That's not a watermark. That's a censor bar. That dress is much too short.
>>5903092
Yeah. No shit. You're halfway through your point. Draw the connection.
>>5903541
is rebecca an alcoholic
>>5903610
Her dress is cute! No bully Becky!
>>5903645
the alcohol helps her purge her food
>>5903656
SLUT
>>5903645
No, I do not think so.
>>5903666
Absolutely no rumors!
>>5903676
>visible pussy bump
l-lewd
>>5903671
NO
BULLY
>>5903694
Sexualization of Sucrose is illegal in /sug/. She is too pure.
>>5903630
Now make a dozen more and hand them out to all the townies.
>>5903708
>too pure
>bisexual
I'm sure some a lot of literal faggots would disagree with you. They hate bis.
>>5903726
I will fight anybody who bullies Sucrose for her sexuality. She is perfect the way she is!
>>5903846
amazing
>How To Make People Laugh Around You Instead Of Fee
What did Tang mean by this?
>>5904025
It's on her "to read" list. She really needs to hurry up and get around to it.
>>5903540
Holy shit I can't believe this.
Just move the legs in a little, this is so simple yet you fucked it up!
>>5903516
Person who can't art here, what's that? Just like making something shorter be in the back or front so it looks like perspective and not baby limbs?
>>5904097
Pretty much
>>5903540
I'm no expert but I don't think that's what a varguba looks like.
>>5904127
It's even worse because the artist is a girl. Like you literally have a reference right between your legs, fucking use it.
>>5904138
>there are artists who don't use a mirror to look inside their vaginas for reference material
It's so easy and useful. Hell sometimes I do it for fun.
If a lesbian woman is a lesbian just because she wants to act like a man and a gay man just wants to be with someone who doesn't act like a woman then doesn't that mean they can be straight together?
>>5904174
I'm not sure if you're retarded, or if I am for not thinking of that.
>>5904226
It's definitely him.
>>5904138
genitals come in many different looks
>>5904174
>and then one day /sug/trash/ thought up the cure for homosexuality
Shards, shards, I love em, I need em
My form jumps for joy when I fuse em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the cracked ones
Is this meme still relevant?
>>5904657
i reaaaally hope white diamonds hair isn't like that
>>5904662
that BITCH