/sug/ Steven Universe General - No Pants Edition
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>Gem Arvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
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1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
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http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
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http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
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>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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BALDING
PERFECT LITTLE PISSBENDING WHORE
>>5882145
I was just wondering how far apart the times were. No real reason. I've been tired all day but I'm not sleeping for a bit still.
>>5882221
Jasper is fat
>>5882235
NOT BALDING
>>5882238
>>5882238
SPICY
>>5882221
Why do they all have the same underwear
>Lars gives Stevonnie a BJ
http://pastebin.com/Sqwb9PmV
>>5882221
Lapis is skinny
>>5882235
>>5882250
>>5882238
... when
>>5882276
yes
> noticed filename
oh
>>5882244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
>>5882276
lapiven
>>5882284
w h e n
>Lapidot fusion
>Lapis song/tears
>Lapis/Peridot backstory
>Peridot reforming
>actual gem harvesting lore
i need at least two of these please
>>5882300
n e v e r
>>5882244
Jasper deserves love and compassion
>yfw when Pink Diamond is part of the Cluster
>>5882302
kek
>>5882302
you will get memes and you will be happy with it
>>5882308
Jasper deserves a fuckbuddy
>>5882305
not oN MY wATCh
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458607
>>5882239
Alrighty, how old are you by the by, I'm 19.
>>5882308
And chaaps and donuts and dognuts
>this will never happen
Why even live?
>>5882296
Good shit, my dood
>>5882308
Jasper is overweight, but more importantly then that, Jaspers boring
>>5882323
you mean it will happen on your watch? I said it's not happening
>>5882302
>Peridot reforming
This is the main thing I want from the series right now,
>>5882302
>no Jasper
i is triggered
>>5882335
JASPER is a DISGUSTING KEK and I hope she STAYS DEAD.
>>5882335
>Jasper bout to fuck stevens kid
she knows no bounds
>>5882347
SHE IS BOTH FAT AND EXCITING
>>5882347
>Jaspers boring
>>5882329
I'm 22
>>5882244
Should pick up some of those purging skills from opal
>>5882335
Good point, kill yourself
>>5882352
>Jasper appearing where she has no business being
fuck off jappercunt, i'd like at least one episode where lapis isn't triggered by fat cheeto
>>5882296
She's the highest ranking gem on the planet (who isn't in a relationship already)
It's only logical for her to become his queen
>>5882302
>anything
>>5882380
I'm 94
NIKO MY COUSIN!
>>5882335
>>5882372
yeah, her jugs are pretty fat and exciting
>>5882302
I want all this plus disturbing pumpkin murder when their dog goes feral
>>5882392
I'm 120ish
>>5882381
>when memes collide
It's too bad no one can help with pearl's hair problem. Amethyst has enough to spare with Opal
>>5882392
Sorry you are going to die soon
>>5882371
>Implying Steven isn't shooting blanks
W E W L A D
>>5882395
THIRTY-SIX FLAVORS OF TITTY
>>5882395
>Delete Contacts
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>>5882380
You're a hell of a lot younger than I expected bro kek, I thought you'd be on your 30s for some reason.
>>5882349
NOt ON mY wATCH
>>5882413
>>5882392
yo wizards, yall pretty dope
>implying
Rose knitted Steven's DNA by hand.
>>5882444
sut up khan't
>>5882400
kill yourself
>>5882444
YOu CanT sTOp mE
>>5882380
>>5882438
Oh uhh actually I'm 21. Typo..
What made me seem 30ish?
>>5882302
-Lapis can't get the pumpkin dog to stop humping her leg
-Jasper comes back in some shape or form
-Homeworld Trio gets confirmed when Jasper Lapis and Peridot finally fuck each other at the same time
-Connie is revealed to be a vegan when she brings a tofu salad to the CGs thanksgiving meal
-Peridot accidentally kills one of her plants and goes into a depression, which will start an arc that parallels how Sugar dealt with her miscarriage
I need all of these to happen
>>5882374
>Jasper acts like a generic dickhead and then cries about her dead mom
>OMG SO DEEP XD
literally who cares
>>5882302
>>5882352
>>5882460
>>5882458
>>5882456
Are you equally autistic Nega-Indexer?
>>5882480
>no art of corrupt jasper force copulating with lapis and knotting inside her and inflating her with dog sperm eggs
this fandom is fucking shit
>>5882480
kill yourself
>>5882347
>Jasper is boring
It would be really huhlarious and ironic if this was coming from a Lapisfag or Garnetfag
>>5882475
Jasper is dead.
>>5882500
Is Lapis ready to be a mother?
>>5882511
is that sapphire
>>5882502
that picture looks worse
... but it think i'll go through with your advice
>>5882500
>tfw lapis starts to corrupt after jasper cums in her
>lapis slowly becomes nothing more than a breeding machine for jasper
BECKY A CUTE!!!
>>5882475
fat beta cuck cunt
>>5882459
The VHS shit, I had one, but I'm poor as shit kek, I might just be dumb though, when's your bithday though? Mine's in april
>Birthstone is a diamond
>Tfw evil
>>5882528
>>5882500
Just wait until the episode where Steven gives Dogsper to Peri and lapis to be their pet
>>5882532
Fat retarded doggo
>>5882500
There's an oviposition fic I really like
Just ask
>>5882015
>Information CAN get weird due to it's age.
Yes, it can be, but disregarding it because of age, and not because it doesn't fit your own ideas is rewriting things because it doesn't fit your narrative. You seem to have missed that. That was the whole point of the bit about Steven hearing the whale talk with Rose's voice. Just because it happened early, and seems weird, doesn't mean it's been retconned. There's nothing to contradict that the gems aren't allowed in Garnet's room, you're just disregarding it because it's "old" which is ridiculous. It's a thin veil to excuse the theory you want to be true from being weakened.
Garnet uses the room to work. She always has. If no one else uses the room, why is it not hers? Is she not allowed to make her room a workplace? Are people not allowed to have their office in their room? She's usually very serious and trying to do her job, shouldn't her room reflect that? If she doesn't see a need for personal effects, why keep them in her room?
>But ''''Garnet's'''' Room doesn't feel anything like her's
What would feel like hers? She's always trying to be the serious face of the team to keep the others in line, and she's been established to spend a lot of time working. What possible items should she be keeping in her room? She doesn't collect anything, and she's orderly and hardworking. She doesn't really need anything that doesn't help her work.
Beyond that, Garnet literally forms under the conditions of her room. High temperature and/or pressure. Just like Amethyst forms from mineral rich water being deposited in cavities left by boiling lava, mirroring her room having water flowing into an open room with many places for minerals to be deposited, and Pearl forms from clams, which reside in water over the top layer of earth.
>>5882523
No
>>5882532
Lapis give the tablet back to Peridot
Post your favorite SU smut.
http://pastebin.com/g90PaZSM
>>5882539
I hope Becky had an incredible day today! I hope she sleeps soundly and snug tonight!
>>5882565
Cute Lapis
Haha, what if you met Zuke in real life
>>5882560
>smut fic
ive delved into Su fics, not the best choice in my life
>>5882511
What am I even looking at? Oh
OH.
That is really fucking artsy, I like it
>>5882554
>and not because it doesn't fit your own ideas
and not because it's been contradicted*
>>5882475
SOON i tell you SOON
>>5882537
Ahh that makes sense. I only have the VHS stuff because it's cheap. Cables from china on ebay are like $1 at most and VCRs are like $3 at yardsales I'm not rich just yardsales are amazing.
Mine is in June
>Birthstone is Pearl
>Never liked it growing up
>Now it's my favorite character
>>5882579
Those glasses aren't doing her any favors
>>5882581
I would thank her for her work on SU and wish her well!
>>5882580
UGLY
>>5882581
I'd probably just say hi and that I was a fan of her stuff
>and that she's a qt
>>5882607
Do not bully Becky please!
>>5882596
September
BS is Sapphire
funny cause I hate all rubies besides /army strong/ and even thats pushing it
>>5882581
haha I'd probably be friendly and polite even though I don't like the way she writes characters I like, haha
>>5882624
>and that she's a qt
I flashed my monitor a grimace
>>5882587
What's your favorite?
>>5882641
ZUKE IS A QT
How do I appease the cold, bloodthirsty thing that starts to speak in my head when I've run out of ways to entertain myself?
>>5882325
>The size of a Gem's penis is relative to the location of the Gem's gems. (ex. Jasper's penis reaches her nose)
B-b-but that would mean Pearl and Peridot... and what about Leggy?
How did she go from this...
>>5882670
Dull it with a bullet, lmao
>>5882678
to this?
>>5882581
Try to watch for a time when she's alone so I can kill her.
>>5882622
The fuck you say?
>>5882678
jasper bush
hnng
>>5882595
I changed my mind, I'm not going to ask Jasper to sign my vagina, I'm going to ask her to sign my Jasper dick
>>5882696
I said: "UGLY"
>>5882596
Yeah, kek, anyways, what do you like about Pearl?
>Tfw my favorite character is Amy
>She's a fucking february
So close, yet so far...
>>5882647
have none, all the ones ive read were shit and never bothered remembering
>>5882705
>filename
Ah, yes. Excellent.
>>5882560
>ywn be used like an onahole by futa-Opal
>>5882722
...you like the chub?
>>5882705
Is any autist willing to buy a Jasper dildo and give it to her VA as a gift at Kraken Con
>>5882676
I'm assuming for gems placed on limbs, it follows this model.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>5882707
That's a weird way to spell hot.
>>5882768
u forgot lapiss
>>5882712
Amy is my #2 pick
I feel like I can relate to Pearl and Amy a lot. not exactly sure how though. Haven't thought about it enough.
>>5882770
Maybe you weren't such a dumb, illiterate sack of shit you wouldn't think so.
>>5882751
Hell yeah I do
Those basketball tits in the other one are lame
>>5882744
>>5882768
shit, i always forget when I'm phoneposting
Has Tang ever done lewd stuff?
>>5882780
That's the good stuff right there
>>5882786
>Likes deflated balloon tits.
>>5882768
>>5882796
Ya dingus
>>5882785
You just don't know what's good.
>>5882792
>>5882581
I've wondered about that
I wouldn't know whether to go up to her not, I don't know if she'd be elated by seeing someone happy to see her or uncomfortable
>>5882821
Lapis is PUTRID and EDGY.
Get with the times, anon.
>>5882834
>>5882786
>was going to post some
>realize I have no chub jasper
well how about that
>>5882834
>futa sapphire and ruby
>stevonnie has a varguba
awful, just delete your life
>>5882845
>>5882581
ask her to move her chair away from the buffet and back to her table
>>5882837
She'd probably spew her hot shit and warm piss on you
>>5882824
What do you mean?
>>5882855
>>5882837
She'd probably be happy that someone is enjoying what she does. She's might be awkward, but at the end of the day be happy about it.
>>5882842
>I want to be 3edgy5U but steven wont let me
>>5882857
ya got me with that one
>>5882848
>Stevonnie
Yeah, let's go with that.
If Peridot can control metal, why doesn't she just bust out an epic song to defeat the Diamonds?
>>5882792
All I wanna do, is shove these cocks into...
>>5882781
Pearl is my second then Steven in 3rd, I relate with Amy Steven a bit, Pearl reminds me a lot of a friend I used to have and my brothers, I personally relate to them because I never feel quite "enough" you feel?
Which is your favorite HW?
>>5882889
oh, funny guy
>>5882889
She is still learning to her powers
I like the complexity that fusion adds to SU and DBZ. First the individuals try fighting but if that doesn't work they fall back on fusion. It's a nice escalation.
>>5882872
if steven died or whatever would she go full nothin personnel?
>>5882872
She's made Steven pretty edgy, if you catch my cold
Smokey is underrated.
>>5882889
>peridot controls metal
>autistic retards usually love metal
hmmm...
>>5882937
Smoky is even more disgusting than Stevaroni
>>5882937
*disgusting.
>>5882917
shes only on earth for steven and maybe a pile of leaves
if steven legit dies shes a loose canon and steal the earths ocean again
>All of earths water just floats at the top of the world out of everyones reach, but can easily look at it as the days go by
>>5882945
Stevaroni isn't a character, dumby. Watch the show.
What if Sugar has a full bladder at this very moment?
>>5882941
Really gets the cognitive functions going.
>>5882926
ya
>>5882961
I know I do
brb . . .
>>5882959
It's literally right there in your picture, being all disgusting alongside Grimace.
>>5882937
Smokey's fight was fun. Smokey in general is fun.
>>5882929
Theyre both edging if you smell what im stepping in
>>5882895
Peridot is my favorite and then Lapis though it's really tough to choose. Lapis's story really pains me. The idea of isolation for thousands of years really messes me up. It's especially bad because if she was bubbled she wouldn't have had to deal with the pain of being concise the whole time. I hope she confronts the CGs and especially Pearl about it. I wonder if Pearl kept it out to relive the war and the good times.
>>5882980
No, hold your piss for me anon. Please?
>>5882986
>can't even read
I shouldn't be surprised.
>>5882937
>no feeding fetish porn because tumblr police will smite artists
Post clothes swaps
>>5883025
What are you even trying to say, retardo?
>>5882937
>>5883036
greg qt
>>5883000
They're both living on the edge, if you're picking up what I'm laying down
>>5882990
>>5883022
>there was a wine bottle shoved up her ass but the artist erased it
what a pussy
>>5883047
Smokey should be bigger than that.
>>5883036
lapis probably hates rose but rose is steven and lapis loves steven so does that mean lapis loves rose?
>>5883022
>>5883068
Way bigger
Smoky dwarfs garnet
>>5883027
wat
>>5882937
Smokey is C U T E
>>5883036
Simple clotheswaps are never enough for Jasper
>>5883069
na, lapis would hate rose
>Your let your pearl keep me in that mirror!
ect ect
>>5883097
Only in fanart
>>5883047
Just so huggable. And Smokey's voice actress is great.
>>5883022
I could hold it for you but you didn't ask me
>>5883063
i think they were just using it as reference for how the piss would fall
>>5882351
But there's nothing, so far, that would warrant an impactful reform. Peridot would likely reform after doing something very valuable for the Crystal Gems, not from some accident in an unrelated matter.
>>5883102
>fannart
>>5883115
>you didn't ask me
Could you please hold your piss for me now anon?
>>5883022
You're too late
Sorry, anon
Thanks for the pic though
fuck did I just get a piss fetish
>>5883146
For what reason
>>5883014
Yeah I feel you, Lapis needs a lot more development too, I kind of feel like her personallity changes very suddenly.
I don't think any of them really knew about her situation on the first place though, they wouldn't be that cruel.
My first is Peridot too, then Lapis, but I really really love Jasper, she's just a bitch for now, without the development.
>>5883136
Yeah, only in fanart because she looks ugly as fuck there.
>>5883102
ACTUALLY, thats legit art my dood
>>5883097
>having two bitches in the arms
>that "pssh, nothing personal, kid" face
I love it.
>>5883097
Why tf they didn't keep this as the final design, and insted they made Smoky a fucking Ball?
>>5883022
reminder that pearl had her very first piss after drinking apple juice
>>5883154
>fuck did I just get a piss fetish
Welcome to the dark side
>>5883188
Then again it's pearl
I'd honestly suck pearl dick
but probably not a real one
>>5882560
>>5883157
Because I'm aroused by piss
>>5883188
>dark side
thats not fetus smoothies
>>5883158
I think there is really know way they didn't realize she was in there. They bubble the monsters not only so they don't attack people but so they don't have to suffer any longer.
>>5883218
Wouldn't you want it out then?
>>5883168
Her theme is so fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Euyn5UcGA8
>>5883185
What if she didn't want the pee to come out of her because of the bad experience she had with pooping?
What if she has been holding her piss this entire time and will continue to do so?
>>5883168
I like maternal lapidot, and when lapis treats Steven like a kid
Motherly instead of run of the mill pedo
>>5883170
Sugar can't translate her designs well at all you should know this by know
>>5883246
This will be how Season 6 ends.
>>5883170
good animating is hard and costs money
>>5883259
>that drum beat reminiscent of Mirror Gem but F-U-N.
So good.
>>5883255
Pissing is only half the fun. The other half is the desperation leading up to it.
>>5883273
No, Jasper isn't allowed to be this happy
>>5883242
It makes sense, I do wish she had more interactions with the gems, maybe that's why she avoids talking to them?
>>5883288
I'm all for piss, but that picture is trash
>>5883289
Doggie Jasper can be as happy as she wants. Just not regular Jasper.
>>5883258
Sauce?
>>5883288
> Pearl pissing
now I'm really getting into it
more pearl piss pls
>>5883270
>>5883135
Kindergarten Kid was the perfect opportunity to give her a new outift, and the writers seemed to know it too
>Hunting corrupted gems cements her as an actual Crystal Gem
>Gets seriously injured multiple times throughout the episode
>Still doesn't rid herself of her former affiliation's uniform and show she is now totally a CG
really made the episode feel like a waste
>>5883259
Literally the best fusion theme, so much raw personality to it. I can only hope a Lapidot one has it this good.
>>5883270
There's no way Peridot can pull of the "motherly" feel. She'll always be like a little sister.
i am going to do it
>>5883340
I mean lapis as the more mature figure.
>>5883343
DON'T
>>5883343
No you won't, you fucking vagina.
>>5883343
One less Pearlfag, am I right?
>>5883343
please do
>>5883364
HIGH FIVE JASPERFAG
>>5883369
Nothing, like always.
>>5883312
I don't have any more Pearl piss, sorry anon. I do have some Lars piss if you want.
>>5883288
I don't even have a pee fetish and I'm holding it
When can I go
>>5883354
Oh, I thought you meant both of them since you said Lapidot.
>>5883380
aww
nah don't worry
I'm all about that pearl
>>5883343
Y-you wouldn't, Poel anon you better fucking stop saying these things right now...
>>5883377
Nice triple dubs, bro!
LET'S SMASH HEADS TOGETHER
>>5883382
>Time was reset
>>5883381
How bad do you have to go? If you don't have to go that bad, 2 hours from now. If you need to pee badly, 1 hour from now.
I'm so lost
what is poel anon threatening
>>5883302
Yea I assume she really doesn't like them at all so tries to keep away so everything can stay ok with steven
>>5883403
Sudoku
>>5883403
you, get away while you can
>>5883403
He's gonna shoot up his school.
>>5883343
Poel poster please don't if you are serious. Please talk to us about why you want to.
Rip
>>5883320
It was a fun ep
The point was "haha, we know you're waiting for a new outfit, but we're gonna tease it and not waste the big moment on a comedy episode"
>>5883396
Alright 1 hour then
guys
>>5883343
No you have so much more shitpost left in you
>>5883076
>>5883393
HOORAH
>>5883454
more like gays hah gottem
Poel poster is in heaven with Jasper and Pink Diamond now
>>5883481
> Jasper is in heaven
haha no
>>5883444
Describe how badly you need to pee in detail.
>>5883481
Dogs don't go to heaven
>>5883454
>>5883473
>>5883441
>it's lighthearted so the plot can't advance in any way
every time without fail
>>5883489
Lies
>>5883454
>>5883473
I have thousands of SU images on my PC's external, but I also keep the best images on my laptop. Images such as this.
>>5883489
Do parrots go to heaven?
>>5883405
I'm kind of hoping that we'll get some good interactions with Lapis and Peridot in gem harvest, maybe we'll even get a fusion, that'd be super sweet, what do you think? I'm very indifferent with Lapidot so I'd be happy for them.
why are posts gone
>>5883519
They go to the highest subsection of heaven
>>5883539
Because he's a melodramatic attention whore and does this all the time.
>>5883541
Caesar's Legion safehouse?
>>5883539
c r y p t i c
e d g e
>>5883522
Too fuckin early for a lapis fusion
>>5883589
Flip a coin
what if peridot coughed on you
>>5883485
Avenging your murdered mom is a heaven-worthy goal
>>5883486
It's a little uncomfortable. Looking forward to it.
jasper was the rapist
cuk
>>5883608
>an eye for an eye
>heaven-worthy
>>5883589
both, nerd
>>5883608
hmmm
I guess so
>>5883613
you can't fuckin trick me sucrose, I knew it was Lapis
>>5883609
Chug a bottle of water
>>5883608
No that is literally the stuff the road to hell is paved with
>>5883613
WORD OF THE PUBE JEW
>>5883602
I would get out my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.
>>5883608
Too bad she isn't dead, she's just being kept in a perpetual state of suspended animation. The CG won't grant her the sweet release of death.
>>5883522
I think Rebecca sugar said there would be a new gem in fall so could be fusion. Would be fun if it was Lapidot fusion though. I'm excited to see what happens in the 2nd half that I assume will be more serious.
>>5883632
Sugar was in an abusive relationship
Lapis is based on her own experience
You fucking shitlord
>>5883644
you're at the doctor's office
>>5883602
how would she cough with my dick in her mouth
>>5883609
yeah well I have to shit but you dont see me braggin about it
>>5883602
Punch her in the fucking face because gems don't need to cough so she did that on purpose.
>>5883634
Alright I'll fill up my 32oz bottle and chug it
>>5883660
So you're saying your dick is so small she will hardly notice it?
>people unironically think Jasper was the bad person
>>5883656
is that you, tumblr user lapis-lazooli?
>>5883691
This.
She was just doing her job like a sweet and INNOCENT little fatso.
>>5883691
but shes a baddie
>>5883691
She's big and masculine so she must be.
>>5883673
Very good. Keep me updated on your piss status
>>5883656
but this is true
and jasper is a man
ergo Q.E.D.
>>5883653
>I'm excited to see what happens in the 2nd half that I assume will be more serious.
It's always like that, kek, there's no way around it, is there? But I would be so happy if they gave us some background for Lapis AND gave us a new enemy, it'd be a breath of fresh air.
>>5883592
It'd be good for healing bro, think about it, it'd be a good time for Peridot to fuse too.
>>5883734
Visa vee, concordantly.
>>5883592
Lapis needs to get the development train fucking rolling fast and a good fusion would be a great way to kick it off.
>>5883656
Do you think he beat her? Or called her ugly and fat? Or told her she would never get anyone better than him with her looks? Or maybe he even raped her?
>>5883691
I mean, she was. She just met someone who's worse. She was trying to use Lapis and ended up with a few month of being raped because of it.
t. Lapis and Jasper fag
>>5883762
I like the cut of your jib.
What if Greg fucked Pearl
>>5883780
Hot
>>5883773
>She was trying to use Lapis
Who could have just said 'no'
>>5883737
IF she can fuse.
>>5883801
L E L
E
L
>>5883780
Tumblr would get sooo btfo
MUH LESBIAN ERASURE
>>5883737
More Lapis background would be great. Info on why she came to earth is something I really want.
>>5883592
>implying lapidotfags care about characters or their development
>implying they don't just want to see their memeship succeed for the sake of fulfilling their own brain-dead fantasies.
>>5883780
Already done it
>>5883768
What if the abusive relationship was her mom
>>5883812
Anon, we've been over this multiple times, there's nothing supporting that she can't anymore.
What if Greg fucked Jasper
>>5883733
I only have to go slightly more than before
>>5883767
Lapis has less than a few weeks or couple months ago just unfused from the most heinous fusion crime committed in the history of the universe
Virgin Peridot cannot handle that baggage being dumped on her all at once, they need much more time to bond until it at least looks like they're GOOD FRIENDS and not just lapis tolerating peridot
>>5883812
If Peridot can't fuse I will literally figuratively kill myself.
what if lapis was a fish in a tank that lived in your house that only came out at night to send death threats to famous people with your phone
>>5883832
>>5883825
god damn that's a fucking 180 plot twist
>>5883827
>being Era 2 means absolutely nothing outside of being unable to shapeshift/summon a weapon
Yeah, no. I'll believe it when I see it.
>>5883780
Steven not being Rose's son would probably mean that he's a lot more coddled and less powerful
Rose not being around to lead and teach forced him to grow up pretty much immediately as he joined the CGs
>>5883796
Maybe, we don't know how Jasper would react to a no, especially since she forcefully grabbed Lapis out of the sky to held Lapis to her face just to ask the question. But even if Jasper just accepted the "no", she was still trying to use Lapis. She's in no way innocent in the situation, she just got disproportionately fucked because of it.
>>5883843
>implying they are not good friends now
>implying it hasn't been like a year in the show since Lapis unfused
the time is ripe for fusion
>>5883832
she'd be double dead
>>5883825
wh
what
>>5883825
>>5883855
That would explain the anti-Rose twist.
>>5883832
Lapis would get jelly and try to come crawling back to her
>>5883823
Can I get a Discord invite?
>>5883863
IT WAS FALL IN SOW AND STILL FALL IN ONION GANG
>>5883845
haha where is that weird lapis fish fetish comic i want to see it it was kinda funny haha
>>5883863
I smell a Perifag
>>5883832
>Steven what's wrong with your little brother's face
>He got if from his mom leave him alone
>>5883817
What do you think her purpose was? She has a really powerful hydrokinesis so she must be pretty rare on HW, I'm betting she's made for terraforming, but what do you think she was in relation to the diamonds?
>What did you just say, anon?
>>5883858
You're actually retarded, aren't you? All that's required for fusion is a single gem who is able to fuse and a partner for them to fuse with that shares similar traits (i.e. a gem or human physiology)
There's literally nothing that would actually prevent Peridot from fusing.
>>5883863
If Lapidot mattered in the slightest, they wouldn't have offscreened their whole development together. Face it, Lapidot was already BTFO.
What if
>>5883887
You're not talking about this, are you?
>>5883902
I said I want you to burn in th depths of hell
>>5883862
We saw her react to a no in AaS, she went on a tard rage and blamed Steven even though she knew it was really because she has a small willy
>>5883883
Exactly, so a full year passed
>>5883902
i-i said I want you to fug me with your strapon
>>5883870
>Sugar didn't even realize she was being abused until she was in her teens
>"when you're in a relationship like that you need control over something"
>Her mom made her become bulimic by bullying her constantly
>The crystal gems represent her trying to protect Steven from her mom
>Her mom is evil
>Rose is her mom
It all makes sense now
>>5883817
>where lapis emerged
>her purpose
>why she is so fucking strong
>if she's abnormally strong for a lazuli
>who her diamond is (PD or BD)
>her opinion on diamond authority
>what her rank was on HW
Please just answer one of these fucking questions.
>>5883837
Maybe you should hold it for 2 hours then
>>5883902
"Are you Alice?"
What if Greg fucked Lapis
>>5883910
peridot why do you have this image?
>>5883902
Nothing, I don't talk to one off characters.
>>5883920
>... Sure, I have no problem pegging charity cases.
>>5882565
>>5883920
horse or dragon?
>>5883931
STEVEN'S
LITTLE
SISTER
>>5883921
-discordant Rose theme plays-
>>5883921
>her brother is the only reason she didn't kill herself
>lapis's only joy in life is steven
what if greg fucked (You)
>>5883902
I said I bet you think you're different from the other girls right
>>5883961
Post them anon
>>5883957
I want steven to fuck his siter
>>5883921
>>5883971
>>5883979
But look her totally you-nique hair color, she definitely is.
>>5883910
thanks haha
>>5883961
alright i'm leaving the thread now you guys have a fantastic fuckin hiatus
>>5883910
Good effort Peridot
>>5883993
haha no prob, faggot haha
>>5883896
I think she probably had something to do with moving the water around for terraforming purposes as well. Probably pretty rare. Probably about equal to sapphire I would guess in rank. Maybe a bit lower.
Mindful Education is the best episode this season, PERIOD.
haha, what if haha peridot haha like......killed herself haha
>>5883928
I gotta sleep anon. I'm already waiting an hour for you.
>>5884030
i can see why poel anon killed themselves now
I like how one half is talking about the tragic life of Sugar and how her mom bullied her and the gems are all related to sugars problems and salvation
and the other half is anon wanting to get pegged in the butt by a big pink bitch
never change
>>5884020
> Implying any of them were good
>>5884020
Got some serious Aunt Flo vibes from this episode
>>5884047
I can see why everyone here is so stupid now.
>>5882262
Noice
>>5884020
I honestly want someone to ask Sugar this at some point, just to see if she starts laughing.
It just needs to be reformed as a question, and there would need to be emphisis on the "PERIOD".
>>5884020
fuck you anon, I got the joke
>>5884041
Alright, that's fine. Please post pictures of piss when you're done. Or even better, a video of the piss.
So when is Vidalia finally gonna get to shoot her gun? Is someone else gonna use it?
>>5883832
i know there's an image of the aftermath somewhere
it's got steven crying
>>5884057
what does that even mean
>>5884079
>What do you think of people saying that Mindful Education was the best episode seen in season 4 thus far, PERIOD?
>>5884020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfboOt1bJcA
>>5884103
>>5884087
I'm sorry anon I'm not gonna post pics of it.
I will never forgive Sugar for not seizing the opportunity to make Xenos mainstream
>>5884103
Shark week
>>5884018
I think so too, anyways dev-anon, it's kinda late and I'm a little tired, the fic is almost done now, I'll post it tomorrow, cya bro, have a nice night.
>>5884088
Greg will use it to put down doggo Jasper
>>5884020
I still love that joke
>>5884088
Never
>>5884109
Not bad, at worst you'll get a weird look from people who would probably understand they're missing something, but this is seems like a less autistic way of seeing how often she comes here.
>>5884147
I feel like I'm missing the joke
>>5884136
Goodnight. Was nice talking again. I think I'll head to bed as well.
>>5884124
A detailed description of your holding and pee then, pretty please?
>>5884161
FLCL joke
>>5883996
>>5883980
>>5884161
You're missing a few years until you're old enough to post here as well.
>>5884161
PERIOD.
And the joke is connie getting her first period.
People thought the episode was going to be about that.
>>5884161
It's a reference to the hit manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, obviously.
>>5884161
It refers to how Steven was born and how rose died, involving Greg's penis
>>5884163
Good, get some rest you deserve it, good night dude.
>>5884165
I don't even know how I would describe that
>REBECCA YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT
>YOU ARE A RETARDED FAILURE
>JUST FUCKING END YOURSELF
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EVEN MY CHILD YOU'RE SO FUCKING UGLY
>I love you Steven
>SHUT UP REBECCA YOU HAVEN'T EARNED LOVE TODAY
>>5884224
Thanks man.
Also I'm the one that made that edit
>>5884178
>>5884229
Just talk about how your groin feels while you're holding it/pissing. Be as creative as you want
>>5884161
When the episode promo came out, we just saw Connie being distracted and acting detached, some anons joked that she was on her first period. Then this >>5884020 promo art came out and everyone started thinking it might seriously be a period episode. Turned into a bit of a meme after the episode aired.
>>5884232
all dis projecting anon why
>>5884178
>>5884178
honestly this is the tamest shit I've seen on this website
>>5884259
haha
that's pretty good
>>5884232
>"And that's where I got the idea for Lapis!"
>>5884266
tamest *piss
>>5884257
Slight pressure inside with a slight sensation on the end. I've got 15 more minutes to wait
I'm not projecting, the idea of Rebecca suffering amuses me.
>>5884332
I love the art, but I feel like the "(Leak)" shouldn't be there. Kinda kills the joke a bit imo.
>>5884232
So Rebecca is Peridot and her mom is Yellow Diamond?
>>5884349
>>5884386
Much better.
>>5884385
Would that mean Yellow Pearl is Steven?
>>5884349
I feel like they should have went all out and just labelled everything, including the pipes as being (Steven Universe Pipe) and (Teen Titans Go Pipe) and so on.
>>5884422
Don't forget (Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe (A show airing on CN (Which is notorious for leaking content))))
Can't have someone missing the joke now can we?
>>5884408
It sure does
>>5884295
4 more minutes and you don't even respond
>>5884295
How are you feeling now, anon?
>>5884456
>(Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe (A show airing on CN (An acronym for Cartoon Network(A television channel owned by Time Warner that mostly airs cartoons(Which is notorious for leaking content))))))
We can go further
>>5884491
I hate her snooty voice. I wonder how that'll translate into her singing?
>>5884512
>I hate the best thing about her.
Wow
>>5884505
looking forward to the release soon. It wasn't that bad though.
>>5884530
One more challenge for you:
Stand over the toilet but don't piss. Do this for two minutes, while pressing on your bladder. Tell me what happens
>>5884520
She's just another pearl.
>>5884553
Well you're just another human so there.
>>5884512
>You will never have your very own Pearl
>>5884559
Oh please. Anything is more valuable than a pearl.
>>5884512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9e6YYnnrc
I don't know, man, it's kind of cute.
On an unrelated note, seeing this scene gets me hyped all over again. That thread was fucking lit. Neck status: beheld.
>>5884559
fucking savage
>>5884570
Shouldn't you be memeing it up in your barn, Peridot?
>>5884568
i want a blue one
>>5884585
I want one that would genuinely love me and that I could genuinely love back.
>>5884582
Yes, but I'm not gonna.
>>5884582
The barn now has wi-fi
>>5884602
Wi-fi was a mistake
>>5884595
think you gotta pay extra for that
>>5884605
*Lawnmowers were a mistake
>>5884576
How can someone watch this episode and call peri "just a meme?" It took some real courage to stand up to YD like that.
>>5884615
t. grass
>>5884620
t. lawnmower
>>5884616
Peridots big green balls
>>5884627
How did you know?
>>5884647
I just had a hunch.
#Lapis #stupid #moron #doofus #dumb #notsmart #stupid
>>5882355
Peridot is real
>>5884616
Let's see her call YD a clod in person.
>>5884545
alright I did it. Was kind of tough to hold it. I didn't press the whole time.
Would you, /sug/?
>>5884622
>>5884672
>wan wan
Now that's what I call WEEB volume 10
Post mama bear Jasper.
http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/151995720540
I don't know who this guy is, but a cursory glace at his shit doesn't make him out to be too bad. Has anyone here heard of him? Should I care that he applied to CN? Should I want him to get a job there?
>>5884693
>would i someone with a 3d body but 2d eyes and hair
Yes
>>5884692
Thanks anon, you did good.
>>5884672
#BookReader #BallHitter #Bimbo #Pedophile
>>5884657
Well you got lucky this time. Don't expect it to happen again.
>>5884706
https://wanwan.moe/
>>5884729
>Implying she knows how to read and doesn't just look at the pictures.
>>5884715
Isn't that guy with autism who reviews cartoons?
>>5884722
Yea was interesting. I still don't have a pee fetish though.
>>5884739
that did me a spook
>>5884743
Possibly, I did see something about a cartoon review when I was looking through a few days of his stuff.
>>5884741
She enjoys looking at pictures of dark-skinned human males.
>>5884672
apologize
>>5884729
>>5884715
He is okay as far as "autistic cartoon reviewers" go, not as bad as Mysterious Mr. Autism.
>Sugar gave Greg $10,000,000.00 just so they could have en excuse to be out on the ocean one episode and to explain why Pearl is wearing a suit
Did she goof?
>>5884842
>doing a nice thing for greg
>a goof
>>5884858
But what's really changed for Greg?
>>5884791
what i sshe eating?
>>5884842
And to use it as a joke in Beach City Drift.
>>5884842
He also bought the dondai and can now pay Steven's bills without killing himself
>>5884873
Gummy worms, you fucking goober
>>5884842
I'm sure it'll come up again. You don't exactly forget you have $10 million, and it's been somewhat of a plot point with Peridot's tablet, and (even though I hate the episode) the car from Beach City Drift.
>>5884873
It's a salad you fucking retard.
God now I really would love to be a prop designer/storyboarder
That's what this show has done to me.
Am I doomed to a life of pain?
>>5884688
i wish a nigga would
>>5884873
What does it look like?
>>5884886
>>5884895
>>5884891
>plot point with Peridot's tablet
That's not really a plot point, just a stupid little throwaway line. Steven could have found the tablet on the side of the road and nothing about that episode would have changed.
>>5884872
he now chooses to live in the van instead of being forced to
that's a huge difference
>>5884896
Same, I've never drawn anything even half decent in my life, and never considered drawing as a hobby. Now I'm considering buying a drawpad for the hell of it.
>>5884729
She's a slut for a good read
>>5884974
So this is a joke, right? Because I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
PURE SEX
>>5885007
sapphire is an innocent
>>5884975
You should anon. It's fun. Maybe we can make it there some day.
>>5885057
I'm not deleting it this time. It can just sit until next thread dies.
>>5884715
he's shit