/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Big Bro Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/2pn4SWiH
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Price of Admission/One Flu Over the Loud House
>After seeing a scary movie his parents told him not to see, Lincoln gets traumatized and is unable to sleep / When the house gets hit with the common cold, Lincoln believes his sisters have become zombies.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!ZxtSDBQI!Bh4z9GwcSWx_XCmB52No4KuRm7atevJ4KOy00tSv8Qg
One of the Boys
>When Lincoln wishes he had ten brothers instead of ten sisters, Lisa gives him a glimpse into that reality.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!RRdxxDzJ!BzC5ao77Q5oMzU4uIC924xgclNyYQnPztkIcvlfHhUI
Cereal Offender (Tuesday:10/18)
>The Loud kids make a trip to the supermarket to do grocery shopping for Mom, but Lincoln has some other plans.
DL link: https://mega.nz/#!JJRmjJoQ!__UrGizjEGHJD-ENx8YKUmmrewVf2XpAWPrN3YoTwGc
Raw Deal (Wednesday:10/19)
>Lincoln becomes a hypochondriac when Lucy predicts his day will "end in disaster".
Study Muffin (Thursday:10/20)
>Lincoln gets a tutor that all his sisters instantly get crushes on him, making it impossible for Lincoln to study.
A mommy Pingrey is a cute Pingrey.
What if The Loud House took place in the 70s?
Dorks.
Lotsa gay faggot homo queers since yesterday.
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>Lincoln lies back on his pillow, pulling the sheets over him and his host.
>"Hey Luna? Thanks for letting me bunk tonight."
>Luna's eye cracks open at his voice, but they're too heavy for her to actually see him.
>"It's, ah, s'cool, bruv," she mumbles softly, already so comfy snuggled under her sheets. She can't help yawning. "Sorry your room is, ah, too cold tonight. Ma...m'be dad will be home...'mrow..."
>Lincoln settles in beside her, thankful to sleep somewhere warm for once.
>"Good night, Luna."
>"Hm."
>Lincoln's room recently developed a heating problem.
>Namely, that it didn't have any.
>A blockage in the vent is his guess, but until dad comes home, it's too dangerous to sleep in.
>He asked Luna if he could stay for the night, and was surprised she let him in at no catch.
>Or at least not that he's seen yet.
>Though to be fair, a favour owed is better than trying to sleep in his room.
>He looks over at her sleeping face, before sighing and closing his eyes.
>He wakes up to feeling something happening to his hand.
>Cracking open an eye, he looks down and sees that Luna's fingers are intertwined with his.
>She told him about this.
>She and Luan would always hold hands wherever they went, and even when they shared a bed, would cling to each other.
>She told him that since they've had separate bunks, they've kicked the habit.
>Though seeing her sleep peacefully with his hand in hers, it seems she might not have tested that theory.
>He wriggles his hand loose, watching her hand slowly pull back to it's original spot.
>Yawning quietly, Lincoln settles back and quickly falls asleep.
>...waking up a half hour later to find Luna's hand on his again.
>He wakes up two more times before deciding to give up.
>Guess a habit is hard to break.
>Could be worse, really.
>Accepting this as his payment for the night, Lincoln gently squeezes the rocker's hand before closing his eyes again.
>The last thing he feels before sleep takes him is her squeezing back, sighing happily.
>>5872418
I fell asleep just as I finished writing this, and it's annoying how often that happens.
>>5872448
>>5872382
>Thinking this general hasn't been gay since day one
Two words: Lesbian incest
http://pastebin.com/E8sQqCHU
Here's another update to the epilogue for "I Can't Lose You"!
Just like the last update, this one is also pretty small, so just letting you know that off the bat. In this update Lincoln reels from his teary reunion with Lana.
I want to say sorry for how long this is taking, my insomnia has been kicking my ass as of late and I've just been too tired to do any writing and I always feel bad if I go for too long without writing/updating.
Hope you enjoy the update!
>>5872474
I'm not TALKING about lesbians, I'm talking about faggots. GAY faggots.
>>5872404
>A happy Loni is a cute Loni
>>5872480
These updates make me feel I am in May all over again.
Don't worry man, as long as you don't give up with the updates everything is ok, no matter how much it takes.
CHOW TIME BOIS
>>5872502
Shut up, Lola. Go play with your twin or throw a private tea party with Lincoln.
>>5872502
What's wrong with a little faggotry?
>>5872502
Shut up Lola.
>>5872502
Yes, and?
>>5872601
What did Savino mean by this?
I saw the episode and, hey, it was pretty good!
Boys are jerks to boys, but not to girls. I am ok with this.
> why so much gay stuff? I smell sugar, the Rebecca type.
>>5872623
Though doesn't really necessarily equal good, this is one of the most re-watchable episode of the series IMHO.
Have a Lynn. She's cute in all dimensions!
>>5872601
I-is that a scene from yesterday's episode?
>>5872623
Why the greentext there?
You're that newfag aren't you?
You still don't fucking know the point of that and how to use it, do you?
>>5872643
This one is better TBPH.
Are you ready for Ronnie-Ann to be released into Overwatch today?
>>5872643
Can't beat this cute
>>5872601
>CONDOM FREE
>HARDCORE ACTION
>google drive version
>hurr durr i gonna put the mega version for these fags download XDDDD
Why is she so majestic bros?
>>5872650
> you're the newfag?
Nope
> you dont know how to use green text.
Of course I know how to use the spoiler, smartpants.
But I can do whatever I want, so fuck off.
>>5872683
She's built like a tree branch
>its a "Kevin Sullivan's shitty writing ruins another interesting premise" episode
wow i sure missed these when he was on FOP
Holy fuck she as so fast
>>5872680
Consistency, and some people prefer Mega. You want the google drive it's right there in the pastebin, where they always are.
>>5872688
>spoiler
>further proves he's a newfag
>also proves he's underaged
I downloaded all the episodes into my external HD. Nevr gonna loose a episode.
Thanks google drive guy
> Why the mega?
Why not?
>>5872683
Stop posting and go to school Clyde. You're going to be late.
>>5872713
Man, do you even care or are you just bored cause the thread is slow?
>>5872694
This.
Really when you look at the episode as a whole everything was a mess. Like he thought of multiple situations of "what if they..." and then just put them all together. The flow of the episode was completely fucked.
>>5872722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKIva2KddY
>>5872713
> underaged?
Ha! I bet you are just a kid who discovered porn and cod. I have drinking age you faggot. Finish school and then we talk.
>>5872404
>tfw the only times Leni's been a jerk has been in Lincoln's head, thus any and all instances of her being OOC as non-canon.
I can't help but Lana prime would not be any different. She is the one who stays the same in both dimensions
>>5872683
>SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS
>AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT
>>5872731
I still enjoyed it for what it was, really.
>>5872694
Nah,the episode could be worse.
Fic idea:
Lincoln journey was real and he is stuck in the last dimension. Must get back some way since physics says he must stay forever.
>>5872745
To each his own, i guess some are entertained by the r63 idea but not me, not that i didn't like it but i didn't think it was anything special.
It got a chuckle out of me sometimes but it's like i was always waiting for that thing to tie in the episode, the "punchline". To me it felt like a bunch of "what ifs" highlights.
In my opinion Sullivan is the worst writer there.
>>5872782
Sullivan being the worst writer is a unanimous opinion here bro.
>>5872765
Well, the obvious path is that Lincoln/Linka needs to explain the situation to Lisa/Levi and get him to make another device. Then, of course that takes a day or two and the other genderbent characters are explored.
>>5872782
>To me it felt like a bunch of "what ifs" highlights.
That's literally the point.
>>5872787
Oh yeah how could i forget that thread.
I myself posted this.
>>5872820
>bald AND wears glasses
>>5872787
B-but Butterfly Effect was good!
>>5872820
I want to punch this guy in the face.
I don't exactly know why
>>5872820
>That smile
Young Danny Elfman is that you?
>>5872799
I mean like actual highlights that didn't tie to each other properly, it was too chaotic there was no flow.
Take Cover Girls for example, it was basically the same thing, highlights of the Louds dressing as their sisters but still the flow of that episode was great from start to finish.
>>5872842
I think it's the big toothy smile that comes off as fake.
>>5872842
His face just screams that he's the kind of guy that constantly says how much of a feminist he is, would do anything in his power to make you think the same as him and that if he knew there was anything that would piss off fans he'd write it.
This is Luan, she's a beautiful angel
>>5872871
WIDOWS PEAK
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>>5872871
>>5872871
nope
>>5872871
I want to have babies with her and also marry her.
>>5872601
do you guys look like the guys here? if so, lets meetup no homo tho
>>5872656
>caring about NoTF2
What if Luna went commando all the time because she hated doing her own laundry, and you kept catching glimpses of her fuzzy cooch?
>>5872702
Delicious Lynn feet
>>5872694
Reminds me of when Savino ruined episodes of the Powerpuff Girls and Dexter's Lab. Brings back memories
>>5872931
I thought Savino's episodes were mediocre at worst.
Good morning!
>>5872949
She looks like she just let out a huge bubbly eggy fart
>>5872922
I would tell her to maybe think about shaving. That shit is fucking disgusting. No men likes rugs on their women
>>5872949
How many tired Lenis do you have?
>>5872683
Still not as pretty as Carol
>>5872982
Four.
>>5872985
you shut your whore mouth
>>5872992
Can you post the rest, please?
I need my hanky
>>5872638
I enjoyed this episode but I wish I could see linka's life a bit.
Delicious Lisa feet
Procedural. polemic, pleasurable, principled, peaceful, ponderous, predominant, proactive, prognostic, psychological, prismatic, provocative, professional, panegyrical, precocious, postmodern, progressive, priceless, proper, powerful, pragmatic, profound, prescient, personable, patient, prepared, poignant, popular, positive, pleasant, prime, precious, posh, pure, pampered, plucky, pristine, petite pretty princess, perfect in every way
>>5872480
Sweet can't wait for my lunch break now.
>>5873035
I can't. I'm off to school.
Pass the controller bro
>>5873098
That's impressively limber for a guy.
Disgusting, yes, but still quite limber.
>>5873098
Cute boy feet!
>>5873115
>>5873088
Hrmm. Was worth a try. Thanks for the second Leni, though.
Why is Lori so talentless? What did she even do before Bobby?
Delicious Lynn feet
>>5873138
Gettin BLACKED
>>5872418
comfy, I like it
Post rare Lisas.
>>5873111
Just tried it. Doesn't seem that hard except for the part about shoving the toe into your nostril.
>>5872480
Just read this and wow I can only imagine how rough it'll be fore the sister who don't live at home any more.
>>5872418
cute!
>>5873153
i wish lisa had more screentime, i like small green nerds
>>5872683
nice file name
>>5873155
It's not just the reach. You need proper articulation to make it work.
Audience of Saturday ep:
>SpongeBob SquarePants: 1,767,000 (0.43)
>The Loud House: 1,823,000 (0.41)
>Harvey Beaks: 1,285,000 (0.31)
wew lad
>>5873182
>>5873182
what do you get from this?
>>5873151
>that episode where clyde suddenly snapped
>>5872638
I kinda want to see one of the sisters thrust into the nothing but brothers situation.
>>5873196
Saturday was the premier of Season 10 of Spongebob.
The Loud House literally beat the start of Spongebob in ratings with an episode that wasn't overtly significant in the slightlest.
>>5873202
Lori would probably be stressed 24/7.
>>5873201
>that episode where Linc found out what Clyde did to Lori and took him to the cement dentist
>>5873210
i said what do you get from this?
>>5873211
>No one watches soaps with her.
mLeni (fuck me trying to remember r63 names) might, might do nails and hair for her.
>has to deal all the farting on more constant basis.
>>5873210
victory for the loud house
>>5873211
>Lori is the one with white hair.
>Being the odd one out in the family is what leads to white hair.
>Lincoln is white hair due to stress from being only boy in all otherwise all girl family, so put his sisters in the all boy family and they'd have same white hair
(I know this is not true at all, I just want to give artists ideas to make them draw white haired versions of all the sisters.)
>>5873153
>Fresh first season Loud House
>Old tenth season Spongebob
>>5873113
>>5873268
It's all yours my friend
>>5873267
UNF
nice
>You see the ratings for Loud House one day, the ratings for the last episode you saw are an unbelievable 4 million, how do you react?
>>5873211
Luke would always peek on her in the shower.
>>5873296
>>5873267
How can one artist be so GOAT?
>>5873296
>>5873296
>To add to this how do you think Nickelodeon would react?
>>5873267
I wonder what would the Loud bros do to me if I broke up with Linka and made her cry.
>>5873293
THATS NOT HOW YOU USE A CONTROLLER!!!!!!!!
>>5873325
>>5873325
>>5873296
>>5873325
>>5873296
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What levels of suicide watch would /sug/fags get in?
>>5873329
dutch oven loud house style
>>5873325
>Loud House is now highlighted for 4 more seasons in advance.
>>5873348
>>5873362
>>5873296
>>5873325
desu i want tlh to be known enough to be profitable for nick.
too much audience could make mr nickelodeon tell savino to push the show towards a more "normie appealing" direction
>>5873276
this desu
What if Lucy was a Meducy?
>>5873296
I think I'd be more surprised that fucking 4chan is still the biggest fanbase for LH.
I wonder if it'd always stay like this
>>5873401
I would still love her.
>>5873401
>>5873401
Lucy being a snek would be glorious. I would still love her.
I just wouldn't lift up her bangs for any reason
Let Lily kiss your boo-boo better!
>>5873433
BOO BOO?
>>5873433
best babby
>>5872369
The McBrides wouldn't exist
>>5873296
>Requesting Lucy as a telekinetic psychic
>You only see her eyes when she really shows her powers, or high emotion levels, why do you think she keeps herself so stoic?
>>5873444
Holy trips does pineapple pizza sound good.
Would Lola wait for you while you served your prison sentence for dating her?
can someone recommend some good ronniecoln fics, the fic booru is a mess
>>5873485
Underhanded Mexi-Tactics is the only one I know about.
> An event occurs where 4chan's traffic overall is increased due to Loud House, would you view this as a good or bad thing for the site?
How would you comfort her?
>>5873433
I got a sore booboo right here
>>5873509
Cumming inside with no condom. Being inseminated is proven to make women happy.
>>5873481
She would be the one to tell on you in the first place
>>5873509
Which episode is the one where Lola runs Lily and the dog over in her car like she was Suge Knight?
>>5873587
Attention Deficit
Has anyone made a gif of Lily playing with her keys yet?
>>5873587
Attention Deficit
IN THE R63 HOUSE
IN THE R63 HOUSE
>The Loud family wake up to Lisa's screams to find Lily in her crib apparently bludgeoned to death.
>Whodunnit?
>>5873605
>>5873596
kek
>>5873624
Which one's sperm would you drink?
>>5872480
Just one note
If it's been 5 years, shouldn't the twins be 11 and not 9?
>>5873635
Rita's
I can't believe Liberty is fucking dead
I'm not sure why I drew this.
>>5873635
I would drink all of them in a tall glass.
>>5873485
There was one a while ago about Lynn, RA, Linc love triangle a while ago. Forgot what it was but the RA parts were cute
>>5873666
Trips confirm RA is a wife beater
>>5873669
Even Leon's?
>>5873682
Dire Dilemma
>>5873625
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>5873624
Reverse Harem, man.
>>5873699
Pretty sure that that would be piss not seamen so no.
>>5873725
>seamen
*semen
Dafuq? How did that happen?
>>5873666
Satan, don't fool yourself.
>>5873666
Lel
>Lincoln has another go through Lisa's newer AU device, after being promised money for the next Ace Savy con.
>Finds himself sitting upon a throne, the house is somewhat in ruins, and most of his family are cleaning around him, shackled in chains, the others are no where to be seen.
>Lincoln in shock and panic calls out to Lynn, who runs over in clear fear and worry.
>Lincoln then finds out he's in this dimension apparently a child tyrant with horrific powers beyond most of humanity...and his family aren't the only ones under his rule.
>Does Lincoln say fuck it and go back to his home, or try and fix as much as he can when everyone thinks he' still the horrible being he apparently is?
A) Fuck this shit
B)Try and fix things
C)Abuse situation, its not MY actual dimension so who cares?
>>5873325
>Time for some live-action motion picture
>>5873769
Thanks for reminding me of this fucking shit.
>>5873789
Look at his face. He knows he's in the gutter.
>>5873769
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
you can't live action a very cartoonish series.
>>5873789
>exhuming forgotten television garbage
>>5873796
>>5873702
I don't think rape is cute, anon. I think he's thinking of LvR though. Not sure, didn't read it though.
>>5873789
I don't think I'd ever see eyes as sad as these in my lifetime. The pure fucking misery just instantly depresses me everytime.
>>5873789
>>5873293
>gamer girl.png
>>5873437
What a fucking cunt! And I also hate the baby! WHY WOULD HE BITE HIS FINGER! AND BABIES DON'T BITE! THEY SUCK AND SCRAPE!
>>5873827
Go finish Dire Dilemma mad Drake Bell.
>Red Dead Redemption 2 coming Fall 2017
FUCKING HYPE
What if you got a Leni for Christmas?
>Reminder that Drake Bell is $600k in debt
Post the Loud House image you've masturbated to the most. If it's lolishota/ss/ then just post the booru link.
>>5873860
>"Redemption 2"
>Possibly a prequel for John, that is really unneeded.
>The tidbit in the site already talks abouf multiplayer.
God do I hope R* doesn't make it GTA Onlinr: Horse, and makes it an actual good story with a new protag. Johns cool, but his story is done.
Still hype though.
>>5873845
M-Make me!
>>5873860
FUCK
MY NIPPLES ARE HARD
AND I GOT A BONER
>>5873860
YOU FUCKING LIE
>>5873879
>>5873879
>>5873879
>>5873444
Are we having a pizza party?
>>5873766
C
Abuse Lynn with godlike tyrant powers
>>5873879
I've fapped to this comic countless time already.
>>5873890
Do it you wimp
>>5873901
no
>>5873890
>not wanting Based John again
Jesus Moon, I didn't think you could possibly be even more of a phaggot than you are already are, but look at you. You managed to do the impossible
>>5873879
>Masturbating to The Loud House
Sorry, but I'm not a filthy savage.
>>5873893
NO
http://www.rockstargames.com/reddeadredemption2/
>>5873926
Don't get me wrong, John is fucking awesome. But I just feel his past doesn't need to be explored. It was perfect the way it was, imo.
>>5873890
Ayy, I'll be doing your request in a few hours after I get off work! I'll also be making some additions to the existing requests I've done, but more on that in a bit. See you then!
>>5873935
>>5873910
You're not invited forkfaggot
>>5873949
Sounds good! I probably won't be speaking up much on account of putting final touches in some work I have, but I'll definitely be reading it, Wright!
Godspeed!
>>5873944
agreed
>>5873949
what did Moon request?
>>5873879
This, without a doubt
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13513
>>5873961
>Moon's request
>something short and sweet with Ronnie Anne. Maybe He sees a little date as a get away from the Loud household, and for once he can enjoy a night of just relaxing with someone he cares about.
I already had something like this on the docket for a while, and now I can finally put it into action!
>>5873966
I'm sorry, anon, I just want to get these requests fulfilled and then it's back to dashing myself against the VF rocks.
>>5873936
Next fall will be fucking glorious if we all don't die by a war with Russia.
November. wew lad
>>5873909
>>5873966
I'll work on it some after tomorrow. Gotta finish my college essays.
Nah just kidding, I'm gonna drink a dangerous amount of 4loko™ and hope I don't die in my sleep.
>>5873956
Is he invited?
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
>>5873624
Lynn, Lars, and Leif are shota gold.
>>5873991
>more cute comfy stuff with Ronnie Anne in it
i always knew moon was mah nigga, cant wait to read it later
>>5873935
>tfw folder of LH porn on phone
>240+ images
>fap to it most every other day
>>5874014
is he going to use his fork?
>>5874014
that crazy nigga ded
For those who know about said comic
>Lola gets pulled into Fairyland instead of Gertrude, does she succeed where Gerty failed and get back home in only a day, or does abuse them due to probably getting hurt as Gerty did and thus annoyed that no one seems to care to help her with her injuries or even care thats she hurt?
>>5873936
>tfw PCucks STILL, S T I L L will never ever play a Red Dead Redemption
>>5874016
They didn't make it because they don't have Mac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmd9L40Mdj0
>>5874016
Still would.
>>5873936
>Red Dead Redemption 2
>Not keeping up with the series naming convention of Red Dead _____
>Not Red Dead Revolution
>Red Dead Revenge
>Red Dead Rifle
>Red Dead Resistance
>Not even something like Red Dead Outlaws
>They make the announcement of a side project (a very good one mind you) seem like a huge deal
>Obvious place holder for GTA VI
>Likely won't see that until 2019 or 2020
I'm not mad, I'm just kind of disappointed.
>>5873879
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1590
I WANT TO DRINK GARGLED CHICKEN SOUP FROM LUAN'S MUCUS RIDDEN MOUTH
>>5874049
For the sake of comedy, Lola would take forever, too. She likes princess stuff, but even she was too good for stuff like the pony book.
>>5874079
You sound like a friend of mine. We don't have any news spare for a picture, a name, and a small snippet.
Wait until the trailer to properly judge.
>>5873879
>If it's lolishota/ss/ then just post the booru link
Have the mods finally started cracking down on rule 3 violations?
Fat/Fat Fetish Lane when?
>>5874033
holy shit thats a lot of loud porn. also we need more ass eating, extremely lacking that content
>>5874079
This is a way bigger deal to me than GTA VI
>>5874079
It's because it's most likely a continuation in John's timeline.
The Loud Sisters and Brothers meet in AU mash up, only somehow they dont recognize each other, and some of them are very attracted to each other's other self. Its only till later that they find out the horrible(?) truth.
>mLuan keeps making corny love jokes and puns to Luan.
>mLuna attempts to serenade Luna.
>>5874079
>not Red Dead Rising: Revengeance
>>5874117
They ban fucking randomly, so why take the chance?
>>5874120
Used to have more, but data got corrupted, and there are some SFW pics in there that I use to fap.
>>5874144
>ywn play a game with a cyborg ninja cowboy dicing and capping niggers
>>5874045
He's still alive in our hearts
>>5874050
http://www.strawpoll.me/11454990
Let's get this settled, lads.
>>5874119
Fat Linka when?
>>5874218
>mangastudio
hahhaha
>>5874205
Fucking saved.
>Lucy in 16 years
I want Luan to imprison me!
>>5874208
I wish Dave would leave this fucking site and go back to FF.net. Who even reads his garbage?
>>5874305
Luan would be more sadistic than the Warden himself though
>>5874328
Isn't the Warden just a sociopath?
>>5874039
>>5874058
>>5874017
Lexx>Leif
>The kids are so good at playing zombies in Cereal Offender because they had a lot of practice two episodes before
The LORE runs deep
>he doesn't want to inseminate Luan's funny cunny
>>5874305
Someone should draw out the rest of the cast
>>5873433
There's a Javelin in my foot.
I want to go to the range with Luna so bad.
Hey guys, I don't know if you remember or even care anymore but I update my fic of over a month ago
LvR
http://pastebin.com/tPUfb3Lg
New stuff on line 695, I hope you like it
>>5874557
I still care m8, thanks for the update
>>5874325
Faggots like you are the reason why he doesn't post on the general anymore
So what's the worst possible case scenario for Loud House to take in terms of content? For instance: one of the sisters become ham-fistedly gay.
>>5874557
Oh boy!
>>5874587
The family-focus gets dropped in favour of generic school antics with Lincoln and his classmates
if anyone taking request.
I request this
Lisa holding a shotgun and wearing a bandana
>>5874557
Still caring bro
>>5874557
good drama and I can not believe what I say but poor Ronnie
>>5874557
Who are you?
Nah just kidding Alchy, good read brother.
>>5874587
Depends on which sister is gay. I know for a fact this thread would have a fucking meltdown if it turned out to be Leni.
we need more stuff like this
>>5874587
>Lori's good side gets buried under a mountain of mood swings and poorly implied period jokes.
>Leni becomes a stupid Lisa Simpson.
>Luna becomes Squidward.
>Leni becomes a pun-focused Bart Simpson.
>Lynn straight up becomes a bully. Or in a wheelchair for diversity.
>Lincoln becomes Bloo.
>Lucy becomes Squidward.
>Lola becomes narcissistic to the point of violence the instant the spotlight moves.
>Lana drops the animal gimmick and turns into a dyke joke.
>Lisa gets written out, and is now considered top secret by the Pentagon. At best, she'll be a one-word cameo, refusing every request for help during whatever zany scheme goes on.
>Lily gets a British accent.
>>5874557
>Lynn cucking Ronnie Anne
It's like a bizarro Dire Dilemma
>>5874643
No, we really don't.
>>5874690
Yes we do. I need to know what the other Loud juices would taste like
>>5874587
If they do a "catering to the fanbase" episode
>>5874579
Literally who is Dave, anyway?
>>5874634
I hope it's Leni just for that reason.
>>5874707
I think the joke is that there is no dave.
>I will LITERALLY turn you into a human pretzel!
>No that is LITERALLY the worst thing I've ever heard!
>You should LITERALLY text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends!
>You LITERALLY disgust me!
>I LITERALLY had to call you right away!
>I LITERALLY found the cutest dress to wear!
>The fun will LITERALLY never stop!
>Heaven forbid we be our actual, LITERAL selves!
>Coming through, LITERALLY!
>This is LITERALLY genius!
>I've LITERALLY been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
>That is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you have ever said!
>I LITERALLY have an entire wardrobe to pack!
>It's LITERALLY the top of mom's old girdle!
>That is LITERALLY the funniest thing I have ever seen!
>They are LITERALLY worse than Lincoln!
>You're LITERALLY seeing Bobby behind my back!
>If we all start trading chores, it will LITERALLY open up a can of worms!
>And when she goes, she gets way too excited and LITERALLY ruins everything!
>We've LITERALLY searched the whole house and nothing!
>Bobby is LITERALLY Ronnie Anne's brother!
>It's like we're LITERALLY meant to be!
>LITERALLY, right?!
>The garbage guys LITERALLY tried to take Lana to the dump!
>But we LITERALLY have no musical talent!
>You LITERALLY just fired your own dad!
>I bet they LITERALLY had the boringest day ever!
>I bet I can LITERALLY carry the most bags!
>Are you LITERALLY joking right now?!
>You're like LITERALLY one of the girls!
>I LITERALLY got hired!
>You're LITERALLY babbling!
>I LITERALLY don't see Lincoln anywhere!
>The Sadie Hawkins is LITERALLY the most important dance in a girl's life!
>I'm LITERALLY not going to that!
>I LITERALLY don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!
>You are LITERALLY a great bro!
>She's LITERALLY torturing us!
>This house is LITERALLY falling apart!
>You're LITERALLY bleeding!
>That was LITERALLY mine!
>Bobby LITERALLY just got a job as a stock boy!
>>5874707
I think it's a meme I don't think Dave is real.
>>5874722
That's not true. I'm Dave
You guys think the show's staff ever browse /tlhg/? I sure hope not.
>>5874597
How about lisa wearing a Shotgun, holding a banana
>>5874579
Good riddance. Dave belongs in a garage can
>>5874738
Oh yeah prove it and put up a fic you mad. It can be an old fic I just don't believe your a real content creator.
>>5874760
Fuck you, Dave is our most talented CC. We were lucky he found us.
With all the "tumblr headcanons", why has no one proposed that Ronnie Anne is still female in the Linkaverse?
>>5874803
Because Lincoln can't wipe his own ass.
>>5874741
I mean, I'm pretty sure some of the crew or a community manager HAD to browse this place atleast once. /tlhg/ is always getting referenced, so it's an inevitability that their curiosity would lead them here.
Poor bastards. I can't imagine seeing that largest fanbase is on 4chan, let alone on a board literally named fucking /trash/
>>5874512
what gun would you give her?
Okay now I usually don't mind stuff like this, but this one was just mean.
>>5874803
Because that sounds rather boring and pointless.
>>5874831
whats happening?
>>5874831
The best part is that in Roughin' It his problem was that he's too feminine. The guy is a complete schizo.
>>5874773
Nah. After that poll above us, you faggots aren't worth my fics.
Fuck you, suck my dick and choke on it.
>>5874821
We could take turns using these.
>>5874831
Lincoln is that guy with his gf shopping only it's Ten girls and he's not getting any from any of them.
>>5874859
Yeah that's what I thought ya big phoney.
>>5874102
Heheheh...*unzips pants* i've got a joke here for you luan..
*while im gently touching her body i whisper to her ear* ...i love you little girl, i will make the loves to you all of days and night *proceeds to mabstertate her*...
>>5874844
All of his sister purposely out-voted him. Kinda messed-up
>>5874876
out voted him for what?
>>5874817
Like which references? i've not seen any of it
>>5874844
>>5874855
>>5874862
Look at the bags, guys.
>>5874883
Do you even watch the show?
>>5874886
Booru, Tumblr
>>5874889
Screw Ball?
Screw Loose?
>Lincoln Park
>mfw you call it stupid ass
>mfw no face
>mfw you stupid ass
>mfw still no face
>Lori comes over
>"Lincoln may I see your penis?"
>big reveal.
>*gasp*
>Lori sees one of your curly brown butt hairs tangled in my pubes
>"I'd notice that butt hair-any-whair"
>Lori begins to viciously suck me
>attempts to claim ownership of my staff
>my rod
>my Tod
>Toddy boy gets stiff
>Clyde barges in
>assumes position
>2 fagits for price of none
>pull out double barrel glock
>spin cylindrical wonder
>"did I fire 1 shot or 69?"
>"do you feel lucky? Spunk?"
>I climax
>unload mag full of .40
>that's 2 in the gay.
>>5874741
Motorcity's staff browsed /co/ threads all the fucking time, even put in a direct callout to them in an episode. There was a soda called /co/ being served.
>>5874909
Screwball. Meaning she's crazy/stupid/etc.
>>5874889
Are you talking about the screw ball bags with Leni? I mean I get it but it would of worked better with Luan.
>>5874831
I love how Leni's is screwball.
What if Luna admitted to you she has a pregnancy fetish?
>>5874909
be imaginative nigga
Here is a continuation of a green text I started yesterday.
http://pastebin.com/2wAfUzF1
The metaphorical steak and potatoes of it are complete, now I just have to divide to have the aftermath be an extended epilogue or perhaps something bigger. I'll like to heard your thoughts in that regard.
Also, I'd really appreciate suggestions for a title.
>>5874889
Oh.
OH.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>5874955
decide*
more gifs
>>5874935
She better have an abortion fetish too.
>>5875020
Which sisters have yet to do that?
>>5875052
All of them except for Lucy, Lynn, Lisa, and Lola.
>>5874855
>his problem was that he's too feminine
Well, he really is a fruit. If anything One of the Boys just confirmed that.
>>5875052
yet to do what?
>casual nudity anon does not post here any more
;_;
>>5875095
Rape Lincoln in his sleep.
>>5874875
*teleports from the shadows*
WAT do u think ur doing,, vialating a woman........
*grabs ur neck*
ppl like u........MAKE ME SICK!........
*gets 30 minute long chilhood flashbcaks of nig gers raping mom....*
*get angry. chi rasing*
FU CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*pulls out katana made from fedoras and my soul*
ITS OVER, DIEEEEEEEEEEE
*slash u into a million pieces*
hmph.......RIP......in piece........
*walk away as u fall into a million pieces*
>>5875109
Does the guy who makes HQ vectors still hang around here?
>>5875112
I've seen him a couple of times
>>5875124
Yeah, it's pretty obvious when he posts.
>>5875125
spooky
pale
boy penis
>"So you said he hangs out down in this hall?"
>"Yes, that's where the math club, chess club, and the band meetings are located. He's always down there messing with us and taking our stuff."
>"Alright, now if I take care of this jerk you're gonna get all your nerd friends to vote for me right."
>"Insulting as your tone may be, I'll do as you ask. We'll all be pushing for Loki Loud as class president."
>Loki and the geek, I wanna say Zach, shake hands before the Loud boy heads down the stairs.
>Leaving Jack shaking his hand in pain.
>The class president candidate looks left and right, up and down the dimly lit hall.
>In the left side, he can see the shadowy silhouette of two figures in a familiar position.
>The big Loud on campus heroically marches to confront this bully that would secure him a substantial percent of voters.
>Once he gets close enough, the boy can clearly see a very familiar mohawk.
>"Oh seriously" Loki thinks to himself, his heroic march turning into an aloof but pissed gait.
>He walks right up behind his younger brother Luke, young rockstar ruffian, who was holding a nerd by the collar.
>Loki delivers a good open palm slap to the back of Luke's hawked head, making him turn around.
>"What the heck man?" Luke says before seeing who slapped him. "Oh it's you, what's up bro?"
>"You get out of here" Loki tells the nerd before turning his attention to his brother. "What are you doing?"
>Luke raises an eyebrow in confusion.
>"I'm shaking down nerds?"
>"You're not doing it anymore."
>"And why's that?"
>"Because I'll literally kill you if you don't."
>Loki tries to turn and leave
>"This is about that stupid class president stuff ain't it? Loki Loud's a prep now? Say it ain't so bro." Luke mocks
>"Are you gonna cut it out or not?"
>"If you were still one of us you'd know the answer."
>Loki nods in understanding before punching Luke in the gut, making the rockboy drop to his knees and roll around in pain.
>"Seeya at home Luke"
>Loki leaves as Luke heaves
>>5875116
*rises from the ashes*
*slow claps*
Mmph. You sure talk big...for a human.
*teleports behind you and snaps your neck*
You shouldn't have been cocky, kid.
That's what you get for challenging me.
*walks away cooly towards the sunset*
>>5875109
>"Here Lincoln, take this watch. It'sh a devish that will take you to an alternate dimenshion where people have three dimenshions and want to have shexual intercoursh with you, me, our shishters, and our mom."
>>5875125
Lars wasn't cuter than Lucy but I still think his design was very nice
>>5875147
Lars is not for sexual.
>>5874955
I think this could become something even bigger with how big the aftermath of something like this would be
>>5875125
They'd be adorable together.
>>5875109
>>5875203
I want to see Lars and Lucy get lewd with each other
reminder
Why does Lucy look like a trans girl and Lars look like a trans guy?
How long do you think Lincoln/Linka has lived in the linen closet?
>>5875226
>>5875231
But then she'd be cheating on Edwin.
>>5874955
I think making this bigger might be the best path to take, exploring the emotional fallout of what happened that night and how it's changed Lincoln and Lori's relationship, but only if you're willing to make more work for yourself.
As for a title, the current one works well enough, but a here's a couple:
Cruel Mercy
Break Him In
Human Nature
>>5875239
Did you determine this tier list with a dartboard while blindfolded?
>>5875241
That's what faggot emos looked like back in the day. It was all feminine looking by default.
>>5875222
I'd still try to keep it relatively condensed, but I'll just see where it goes. Thanks for reading, and if you had any negative criticism I'd like your input. I was trying a different writing style.
>>5875116
>>5875247
Does Lars's crush on a vampire lady become more creepy, if he even still has one?
>>5875241
because they are
>>5875250
Those are all fucking fantastic, but I think Human Nature takes the cake.
Locked and loaded
Have a Lynn. She's fresh!
>>5874016
IN THE BRAAP HOUSE
lincoln's sisters' colons are still farting
>>5875322
But not for long
>>5874208
>I lost to Dave.
That fuck doesn't know how to be a hack at all, goddammit.
>>5875312
Reminder Lucy accidentally shows Lincoln her spooky cunny in Raw Deal
>>5875351
The pageant judge?
>>5875190
*uncracks neck and teleports next to you*
Is that all you got? *smirk*
It takes more than that to defeat me.
YOU: "N-NANI?!?!!! Y'-YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!" *you try to teleport behind me but I teleport behind you first and grab you by the throat as I cackle in an evil way*
you seem like a worthy adversary but no one can escape my Hinotama no jutsu, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*teleport in 2000 meters away and shoot lasers in from my eyes, you try to escape the laser beams by teleporting away but they are homing lasers, the lasers break your legs and incapacitate your magic abilities*
*does a gorrilion handsigns*
You shouldn't have messed with me, idiot! Hinotama no jutsu!
*throws a gigantic fireball and destroy earth*
>>5875322
And now she's all sweaty again! Looks like she needs another shower
(Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing. Which some of you might be.)
>>5874955
How about "heads or tails" for a title? Also AG, I liked what I read, but man, you have a lake of typos in there.
>>5875381
*i was hiding in your shadow the whole time*
You (mega ass pussy faggot): "B-BAKANA! T-T-THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!"
*spawn ten fedoras from thin air and place them on my head*
hmpf, I guess the demon side of my family DID come in handy...........
*you shit and piss your pants immediately*
You (dickless coward): "D-D-DEMON SID-"
*teleports and grabs neck*
That doesn't concern anymore, boy............
*rips head from shoulders*
*throw head and body in the air*
HAHAHAHAGAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*rips my own heart out, turns into katana*
feels the pain my heart carrys........
*slice into the air until your ashes*
*wait until ashes reach floor*
Pathetic....... stilll......... heres something for being brave.......
*place fedora on your ashes, find dark corridor and disappear into the shadows*
>>5875405
Okay, I'll check through it again. I apologize if it negatively affected your reading experience.
>>5875405
AG probably has the worst case of typos of our writers on account of being a phone poster, so he at least has a reason to have them.
>>5875367
wait, what?
>>5875367
PICS
>>5875462
You're a dumbass.
>>5875426
There was only maybe one or three spots where I had to stop and reread a line you get where you were going. But you did a good job, dude, don't worry about it.
>>5875428
Yeah, phoneposting is a crapshoot.
>>5875386
I know I am but I'd rather a Luna
>>5875408
*resurrect as i had one more life*
*sees pasta*
i see...... i was fighting against myself....... this entire time......
*meditates and gains inner-harmony*
>>5875327
>>5875534
Don't have a sweaty Luna pic. She may be sweaty after the show, though.
>>5875613
delet this
>>5874955
Fuck this is good. You're doing great with the descriptions.
By the way i did some proofreading and made a list with some typos, if you want i can post it
sup fags
had any problems with spam today?
>>5875683
Here we go.
>>5875700
I'm not here to start shit, don't you worry.
I just needed a SU to give my statement context.
>>5875683
you cant do it faggot
>>5874955
I'm surprised that nobody's offering you any real criticisms here. The typos aren't the problem here. Your writing is boring.
>Thanks to the handy work of the other two accomplices you had tagging along in this psychotic little venture of your's, all the members of the Loud family where sat with minimal audible objection somewhere in the living room, suppressed sobs tried to escape throats in a low enough octave so as to not be considered too loud.
That's your first sentence. That's not eye catching. That's messy. That doesn't make me want to read more. It makes me want to start skimming.
Now let's say you wanted to set the tone with that. Fine. But the next few sentences are just as long and just as messy. Your first paragraph already has set a monotonous and/or tedious mood for the rest of the fic. Make your sentences more dynamic. You can still make them just as colorful and descriptive if you vary the lengths and clean up the wording.
>>5875351
I like Dave desu
>>5875752
This. The story can be as descriptive and as flavorful as possible, but goodness gracious was it a slog going through the story.
>>5875805
if they shoot you, you'll just become a martyr for lynncoln fans
>>5875428
>>5875506
I agree, but a good chunk of it is me.
>>5875674
I think I got all of them just now, but thanks. Also, glad you're liking it!
>>5875752
Thank you so so much! Yeah, I had a few pretty god awful run on sentences. Again, I'm still trying to get used to being more descriptive, but I went down a some really messy sentences along the way. I really appreciate you pointing that out man.
Anyone got a link to new ep for mobilefags?
>>5875752
I don't know but personally i didn't find this boring.
I guess i know what you mean, you want more development, more conflict not just what happened to them under gunpoint. But to make that it would have to be a bigger project than this, and i don't think he started this to be something big.
If i'm not mistaken he started this because he wants to improve on his descriptions, and i think that it's pretty good for what it is
>>5875749
like I said, just asking. You guys ok?
>>5875644
>she comes backstage, wiping off her brow.
>she peers into the fridge, then scoffs in annoyance.
>"who drank my Doctor Pepper?!" she snaps, scanning the area for the guilty.
>her eyes lock onto yours just as you swallow the last...gulp...of...
>uh oh.
>slamming the door shut with her hip, she stalks towards you, her eyes narrowing as she closes in.
>she seems more annoyed than outright pissed, but this is your first time being a Roady, and your muckup might be your last.
>snatching the bottle from your hand, she raises a finger to silence you as she guzzles as much of the drink that remains.
>"you're new, huh?" She asks, passing the empty bottle back to you. "First thing: the Pepper's mine."
>then she shoves you. Hard.
>you stumble back, tripping over yourself and landing in a heap on the couch.
>she's on top of you, her slender fingers digging, pulling painfully, forcing your head back.
>you fearfully try stammering an apoloy before she leans in.
>you can feel her heartbeat hammering in her chest.
>"my name was on it," she whispers in your ear.
>you're too scared to say anything.
>she's heavier than she looks.
>then her mouth is on yours, her tongue swiping your teeth, dragging yours into her mouth.
>your ears fill with the sound of Luna Loud, star of the Weak Anthropic Principle, sucking on your tongue.
>you don't dare move.
>eventually she lets go of your head, pushing off you and wiping her mouth.
>"much better," she sighs, turning to leave for her room. "Oh, and roadie?"
>you flinch when she turns around to look at you.
>"don't do that again, or next time you're buying."
>what.
>wait.
>w-what.
>you stare as she turns the corner, her purple skirt the last thing you see.
>you carefully wipe your mouth, then lick your lips.
>"hot."
>>5875474
Joke's on you I was merely pretending.
>>5875912
I think he was commenting more on sentence structure than the fic itself. I believe he was saying that a sloppy, overboard execution made it boring. It's a lesson I'm definitely taking to heart. Being descriptive isn't about being like Nathaniel Hawthorne, it's about using colorful words.
>>5875912
You misunderstand me. The story is not the issue. The writing is the issue. It's great that he wants to be descriptive, but I'm saying that his sentences themselves have become boring as a result. Take this image for example. It outlines one of the issues he has with this fic. The important thing to remember is that he can still write simply and still summon amazing visuals, but I don't feel he has done that with this fic. It looks like he'll work on it, so I hope to see better things from him in the future
>>5875805
>Never!
>BANG!
>>5875887
You can't watch the episode from Google Drive from your phone?
>>5875916
Bravo! You've earned your pay for the week.
>>5875969
Thanks again, and that picture definitely exemplifies your point. I'll try my best to improve next time.
>>5875913
steven universe is shit
>>5876021
Us writefags have to look out for each other. I'm looking forward to your next update so long as you're working to better your skills.
>>5875916
>wake up next morning
>you have herpes
>realize that you probably kissed a gorrilion men and few dicks by getting frenched by Luna
Filthy whore
>>5874918
You serious?
>>5876084
Dead serious.
>>5876057
at least give me a link nigga
Have a Lynn. He's cute.
>>5876084
Marceline from Adventure time dressed up like Maggie the Vampire Spoon, also from /co/, for a couple episodes.
And then there's Lauren Faust linking to /mlp/'s "Faust Wars" screencap.
>>5876060
Might if I ask who you are f.a.m.?
>>5876127
Lauren Faust actually CAME to /mlp/ and answered questions, motherfucker.
fucking horsefuckers
>>5876144
Mind*
>>5876124
>"That's gross. Don't you know how do behave around a lady, Lynn?"
Of course you can, friend:
I'm your neighborhood cat.
I'll see you around.
I enjoyed our small chat.
Post pawgs
>>5876197
wat
>>5876124
I wish the boys weren't total scumbags with male Lincoln.
>>5874955
Too me this story seems to have just begun. How are Lori and Lincoln cooling with this now? Does anyone look at them differently? Is anyone pretending this never happened? Did the louds buy a gun or move after this? Was the shipping mad man caught? I mean if it was just meant to be a lewd story it felt a bit flat. I'd expand on the after shocks of this story. Hell you could even have one of the sister be jealous or mad at Lori for voulentering. Does Bobby or Ronnie find out? There could be a lot more to this fic.
>>5876214
i wish they made lincoln feel like a girl
>>5876188
Oh that's right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7za7xbue4
>only 1 more Grant episode left
Who /suicide/ here?
>>5876230
You're right. I hope to expand on that in the future. The "extended epilogue" will likely be thrown out in favor of a proper continuation. But don't except it to super long or anything. I intend to at least answer all the questions you brought up.
>>5876197
Soos, you motherfucker. You never fail to impress me.
What if the Loud House took place in North Korea?
>>5875969
>>5875962
I see
Again i'm reminded just how unfit i am for this. That pic makes me think "oh shit that makes so much sense" but i still couldn't see that.
Interesting how tricky writing and reading is for a beginner, you see i actually enjoyed reading that but my mind completely missed out on the pacing and never thought about: "how could this be even better?". I still have a long way to go until i start writing.
For what it's worth anyway, from this lowly amateur reader, i still think it's a step in the right direction, our descriptions mostly did their job.
>OP image deleted
>>5876054
bah. I just came here to make sure you guys. are alright. Because there were some incidents recently I thought I come for a visit, maybe spark a friendly conversation, and leave.
>>5876311
your descriptions*
>>5876287
You should never force a story to be long it'll just feel like padding. Write the length based on the story man, hell you don't even need to answer all those questions I have there just suggestions. I look forward to reading the continuation abuse keep up the good work.
>>5876268
WHAT
W-Which one? I'll treasure it and put it inside a VHS tape
>>5876347
Raw Deal
>>5876311
In my experience, writing is a lot like drawing. You really get a feel for it from just practicing.
>>5876361
Tomorrow is the day I kill myself
>>5876333
Thank you.
>>5876323
I usually check for a thread based on Image, and if I don't see one I leave >>>/tash/, it's only recently I started using Control + F to search for /tlhg/ to find a thread on the catalog,
In other words we got some lazy anons who don't bother to read like my self.
>>5876311
If you want to write
There is one thing to do:
Read, write, and read,
And then write some more too.
The whole time you write
Be aware of your flaws
And work to kill off
The error's root cause.
Post Leni
>>5876323
Lars is still eight. Honestly, I'm surprised it lasted that long and the thread didn't autosage.
Just taking out the trash
>>5876155
Even better.
Leni abuse for last post
>>5873624
Male Leni for sure, I also really wanna buttpound him.
>>5873460
It is Weed Leni it is.