Come one, come all. Paula needs at least 24 people to play this

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Rin Tohsaka

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Lord Beerus

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Maki Nishikino

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>>5869402
Empress

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Megumin

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Rachnera

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Driver

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Reigen Arataka

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Capra Demon

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>>5869402
Hiita the Fire Charmer
>>5869360
I can! Though why do you want fire magic in the first place?

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Hikage

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Senshougahara

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>>5869402
La Catrina

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Alolan Dugtrio

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>>5869402
Littletale Asgore

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This Vocaloid

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>>5869402
Kaito

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>>5869402
Sorona

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Frederica Miyamoto

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>>5869333
If I wanted, I could make a song about literally anything, but that's not the point, It's the same issue like writting words on classical music, It's possible, but it's not very efficient... I need something

Why it isn't pointless? At least you could try something else than "It just works"...

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>>5869227
>Let's not stir the shit pot.

>>5869280
I will have you know that I train every morning of everyday! The only reason I get drained to quickly is from the sheer amount of power I channel into my magic! It's not simply shooting a fireball like you lesser mages would do.

>>5869306
I shall forgive you this one time, but only this one time! Try your tricks again and I wont hesitate to turn you to ashes.

>>5869309
Why would I ever settle for less? That is something only a fool would do!

>>5869340
>Megumin stares in confusion and disbelief at what's unraveling in front of her
Very well, I shall help you on this quest. What is it that you seek from the most powerful of crimson demons?

>>5869360
Why... Why would I do that?

>>5869351
>Thwacks anon on the head with her staff

>re

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Andrew Wiggins

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>>5869402
Mc Shekels

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>>5869402
Maria and Harusame

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>>5869472
I need something... Inspiring? Astounding? I'm not sure*

>>5869477
Did the /b/ Megumin is you failed clone?

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>>5869417
>>5869477
>she casts molten destruction
I dont do weak, baka-min. I can make it so you dont get drained. Come on megu, dont you want to be the most powerful explosion mage in existance?

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>>5869477
I really REALLY want it! To be blown to bits, no such greater pleasure exists!

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Yukine

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Perry

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>>5869477
Ah, because it's less strenuous than using a higher level spell, t-that's how magic works right?
>>5869458
>Awww.

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Alolan Dugtrio

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>>5869532
>Pets the small dog.

Awww... does the little dog want my spot?

>>5869534
I'm not the actual haku sorry

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>>5869467
I mean what I say right now.
>>5869472
Fine whatever! You're right idiot, I'm wrong!

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Look at it while it looks back at you!

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>>5869575
I accept this challenge.

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>>5869575
>stares them right in the eyes
...

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>>5869558
>I realize that, it's just timing is funny.
>>5869564
Maybe that sentence...
>>5869575
It looks good Paula.

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>>5869575
Well, it would seem the little dog will not be taking my spot.
>She shrugs her shoulders.
Must be my inability to count... No matter, let us move forward!

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>>5869520
I know not of any clones. Perhaps it is one of my sisters, a fellow crimson demon. We look rather similar, after all.

>>5869524
I already am the most powerful mage! Not just the most powerful explosion mage, but the most powerful mage to ever live! Your puny spells are but a fraction of my devastating ability!

>>5869529
I mustn't expend my one charge on such foolish and perverse matters.

>>5869534
Why would I waste time casting numerous times when I can just as easily wipe out an entire mob of enemies in one fell swoop?

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>>5869396
Oh okay! Time for phase 2 of Paula's plan!
>>5869429
Rachnera!
>she tries to hug the spiderwoman as best as she can
You have perfect timing! Can Paula ask you for something?
>>5869477
Can you make it stay this hot for like an hour? That's all Paula wants.

We're not just ready! We're ready freddy! Game starts soon!

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>>5869477
I won't try anything that would truly harm me, this body wouldn't last if you touched it.

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>>5869575
Phase 1.5 of the Paula plan! Enjoy the hotel!

>>5869589
She'llbe back...oneday

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>>5869605
B-but I meant as for as heating up an area..
>>5869628
Phase two it is then! What's phase two?
>>5869642
Haha, there's a half a phase?

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>>5869642
But I could heat it up for you if it's cold!
>>5869605
Oh yeah? Try me.

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>>5869642
Last time I checked I wasn't dead yet. I'm not too certain that someone who I don't even know, knows about me or my fate.
And if you do, you'd have to be either a stalker or some magus of a high descent and you're neither.

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>>5869628
What?
>stays out of your reach

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>>5869556
Zzzz...

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>>5869642
Such a great lace that the walls won't shut up about it. They even put you back in your bed when you pass out!

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>>5869650
But, for right now I don't want to think about it, I should focus on what's going on now!
>>5869688
Ah.. My memory seems to be failing me..

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>>5869589
What sentence?
>>5869688
Wh-what the hell was that!?

>>5869227
Megumin's a shit with or without kam, m8

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>>5869654
Seaweed wraps!
>>5869684
Ehh. ehhhh!
>she gives up on the hug
Paula has a date going on sorta and she doesn't have a spa so she's been improvising. Could you wrap Paula and her friend in your web? Just like a sea wrap?

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>>5869564
Now you're trying to feel bad towards me?
Jeez.... Where did you attitude go? We're all wrong after all.

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>>5869642
Today just isn't my day

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>>5869686
>Picks up the small dog, and carry it to a soft pillow. She sits the dog on it, and quietly leaves it.
>>5869688
.....

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>>5869688
Knock knock. Room service is here!

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>>5869136
But you warm me up...
gotta go!

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>>5869642
I'm going to pass an opportunity like that, Why? Because it's pretty suspicious.

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>>5869726
You're right, just shut the hell up! Moron!

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>>5869737
Hope you enjoy your new roommates. Your last ones may have vanished.

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>>5869722
I don't see why not. Who is the lucky?

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>>5869764
Hey! Get back here!

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>>5869764
~

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>>5869706
Haha, never mind Yukine.
>>5869722
Ah! But we don't have seaweed a-and I don't think we can just disrobe here..
>>5869737
Ah.. Why'd we answer it?

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>>5869764
You got headaches? This place can cure even that!

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>>5869778
Kaito but if anything I'm the lucky one! You're the best, Rachy! Maybe Paula will model for you another time!
>>5869793
We don't need to do any of that. Spider lady can do weeding for us!

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>>5869796
Meh, that kinda happens sometimes, 'specially in Alphys' lab.

Megumin>best>shit>fuck off>Aqua

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>>5869796
Th-the hell?! What is wrong with this place!

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>>5869796
Why are you all running? Don't tell Paula! You must be playing tag!

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>>5869808
I do have a few designs in mind that I would need someone to try out

Crimson Demon is Vino

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>>5869808
Oh, she's going to wrap us up? Well I'm sure she has practice at least, I just hope we're not at her whim afterwards..

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>>5869830
This place never gets any complaints! And if they do, they fix them real quick!

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>>5869834
Paula can't wait to wear more of your stuff.
>closing her eyes, she holds her arms straight out
Paula's ready when you are!
>>5869849
She's cool, don't you worry! Just close your eyes and surrender yourself to her.

I love you guys.

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>>5869871
Safety is of no concern. Fires are taking care of by themselves as easily as anything.
>>5869888
Paula loves you too, random citizen!

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>>5869884
>He sighs and holds out his arms, closing his eyes as well.
I-I'll trust both of you on this one.

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>>5869902
Well, y'know, I thought it was a good idea at the time, buuuuut...

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>>5869884
I'll the wrap and outfits ready tomorrow. I've used too much thread today and need to eat and rest

>>5869888
>you too

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I need 3 kissus from anime girls or I shoot.

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>>5869902
Rolling blackouts are a problem though. Just let me fix that.

>>5869925
Calm your autism Soviet

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>>5869925
Why don't you just get them to kiss you?
>>5869923
Aww...
They can't all be winners. Thanks anyway Rachnera! Paula would like to have another slumber party anytime!
>>5869910
X nay on phase 2. Rachnera's a little tired!

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>>5869925
How about my flames kiss you instead!
>
>>5869931
What is happening?!!!

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>>5869931
What hotel would it be without it's wonderful meals? Eat up! This vacae's almost over!

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A little update before I get off to bed. Didn't get as much done as I had hoped. There's always the weekend I guess.

>>5869888
...you're ok.

>>5869991
Thanks Sunny

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>>5869975
One final thing is that there windows are very strong. You don't have to worry about that breaking!

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>>5869953
Haha, I have a substitute for that though!
>He Pulls his scarf off and drapes it around both of their shoulders, wrapping it around both of their necks snugly.
I only have this one though so we have to share.
>>5870008
Congratulations Sorona!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula!

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>>5870008
Wow! Paula doesn't know who you are! Paula hopes you enjoyed the trip anyway!

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>>5870037
It's over, you can go home now!

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>>5870008
>>5870037
Congratulations!

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>>5870004
How dare you :^)

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>>5870037
Congrats!

>>5870048
Thanks for hosting!

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>>5870048
Congrats and thanks for hostin

>>5870055
>My bad I meant Voyevoda

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>>5870022
Paula doesn't mind sharing! It will soon be time for the final phase!
>>5870022
>>5870049
>>5870061
>>5870084
Thank you! It was fun but Paula wishes she can make something for the winner. Looks like it will just be a wish.

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>>5870048
Thanks for hosting

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>>5870097
Well I've been having fun so far, what's the final phase?

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>>5870048
Too easy...

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>>5870115
Paula thanks you!
>>5870122
What no date ended on before. An exorcism!
>>5870132
You know what's not easy? Trying to find out who you are! Tell Paula so she can make you a card!

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>>5870174
A-an exorcism..? Haha, I didn't know you were fighting your inner demons Paula, but sure, it sounds.. interesting.

>>5870174
>An exorcism

Kaito, run.

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>>5870208
Physic man said that Paula has a demon in her that would ruin this date for her. Now where is he?
>>5870214
Kaito, stay!

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>>5870174
I'm not one of your friends or one of the guys of /b/, I'm just new here
just call me Sorona

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Hmm... I am picking up on the presence of an evil spirit. It's strong...
It must be time.

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>>5870224
I wouldn't say our date is ruined, or anywhere near it even, I've been having fun.
>>5870214
But running from a date is rude!

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>>5870234
Well, hiya, Sorona!

>Saw you a bit in the /b/ dudes' threads. Thought you might've been one of them.

Oh, man, it's late, I gotta go. Seeya, guys!

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>they're real
i'm so fucking happy right now HG

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>>5870252
Goodnight to you child! May Avalon bless you with the gift of purification...

>>5870252
Night Asgore
please, try to stop your son from killing you in all the Neutral Endings

>>5870276
I fucking knew it.

>>5870295
Gamefreak fucked up ROYALLY
they scrubbed everything that wasn't in the demo
everything except one thing
The shiny models.
which are normal coloured in team preview
this is fucking perfect we're going to see every single new pokemon

>>5870302
Holy crap! That's amazing! I am glad that GameFreak fucked that up

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>>5870234
Well hello hello, Sorona! Whenever you win, you get a little thing for it so stay tuned!
>>5870239
My hero! We wouldn't want this to ruin date night!
>>5870251
That makes Paula happy to hear that! She has a good feeling for this!
>>5870252
Buh bye!

>>5870318
Ok...
I need to sleep now
goodnight
>Sorona

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>>5870318
>>5870251
It appears my suspicions were correct. This spirit was indeed planning to attack your body at the conclusion of your date! Surely you can feel its effects by now, your muscles feeling weary and tense, right?
>Reigen holds up a suitcase and gives it a confident pat.
I've already brought everything I need to begin the exorcism. All we need is a suitable location, a flat surface of some sort. Normally I would have made use of the specialized table in my office, but drastic times call for drastic measures!

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>>5870347
They always go before I finish! Bye!

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>>5870353
Paula feels herself getting weaker and weaker by the ghost! But there's nothing flat here!

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>>5870318
>>5870353
I definitely hope you feel better after this Paula, I-I also kind of am curious about this..
But how would a spirit plan to ruin a date?

>>5870302
the /vp/ sticky is blowing the fuck up

>>5870400
I know right? i'm in there it's hilarious

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>>5870387
Fear not! I, Reigen Arataka, genius psychic also prepared for the situation in which we would not be able to find a suitable location for this exorcism!
>He grabs a plastic folding chair and ceremoniously prepares it for Paula to sit in, opening his suitcase and removing many soft towels to use as makeshift cushions.
You may take your seat, miss. The exorcism shall begin shortly.

>>5870388
By possessing your partner! This entire time it has slowly been eating away at her strength, and the moment it saw the opportunity to strike...!
Well, she never would have seen it coming. Luckily she sought me out before your date and I was able to detect the spirit beforehand.

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>>5870388
Who knows what evils ghosts are planning? They can be real petty!
>>5870417
Ooh!
>she happily sits her behind on the chair
Comfy! Paula didn't think doing this would feel this good! She's ready!

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>>5870417
You mean there are really spirits that only do this kind of things on dates? That's very cruel.. But you seem to definitely know your stuff Reigen!
>>5870434
I would have liked to say I don't think any force of nature could ruin this date, but I wouldn't exactly call spirits natural..

>when your internet cuts out in the middle of a conversation for an hour
it's a hard life

>>5870487
>when your internet is on constantly and no conversations at all.

ikr

>>5870487
I know that feel...

>>5870487
same but without the conversation park because nobody talks to me

>>5870496
Dumb lesbian poster

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>>5870476
Paula can feel herself drain right now. If this is her last moments, than it will be some happy ones.
>>5870487
>It's the worst.

>>5870494
>>5870498
Delet this

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>>5870494
>>5870498
This shit better count toward my charity volunteer hours.

>>5870508
Its more of a I don't talk to other people. I actively seek ways to subtly end conversations and feel uncomfortable when I'm having them.
But I'm also lonely.

it's a hard lide

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What did he mean by this?

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>>5870434
>He closes the latches on suitcase again after retrieving more of his equipment. In his hands he holds a metal grate and an orange crystalline stone.
The first step of this exorcism that be to create a barrier in which the spirit cannot escape. It has detected my presence and will likely try to fight back at any moment, but this seal shall keep it safely inside your body so that the exorcism may continue.
What I have here is Himalayan rock salt. Most spirits are weak against certain salts once enriched with one's psychic powers, and it will prove useful to not only weaken the spirit, but to prevent it from escaping!
>He begins grating the rock salt onto Paula's shoulders and neck. The sound of grinding rock and metal fills her ears.
And this, this sound shall serve to rattle the spirit. While it worries about the source of this obtrusive noise, it will be unaware of the trap I am laying for it!

>>5870476
Evil spirits stay true to their name, you know. Truly they know no limits to the trouble they spread.
Now then, I suppose you can simply sit back and enjoy the show. I will not require any assistance from you. It may be dangerous if the spirit proves to be stronger than I first realized and lashes out, so please leave this to the psychic!

>>5870528
When you accidentally jack off to much and tear your hand from the friction

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>>5870521
Uh, maybe you should get one a those things KAT has. A Tulpa. I'd recommend a girlfriend, but one step at a time.

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>>5870505
Last moments to be happy..? Hmm.. B-but you're about to be treated, so don't say sad stuff like that.
>>5870530
Ah, but spirits only latch onto people right? I am fine at this distance, I am also quite curious about this so I wanted a closer look anyway.

>>5870543
The hell is a Tupla

>>5870557
Imaginary friendo

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>>5870530
>Sylvie gives the man a weak looking smile
Good idea. Letting it only torture Paula would be the best. Better than everyone else. Now, shower Paula in salt!
>>5870553
Just in case those happen to be her last words. Doesn't hurt to try!

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>>5870543
Thanks for the advice.
brb kms

>>5870557
think imaginary friends + schizophrenia

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>>5870560
>>5870557
Yeah, but like, one you get so good at makin, it don't even feel like you're doin anything. KAT's is named Karlito. They got threads on em here

>>5870560
>>5870575
>>5870584
Ahhh...

>>5870508
>charity volunteer hours.
It's called community service, nigger.

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>>5870562
How about this, you try your hardest to not day and this being the end of the date it's only fitting to give a kiss, that's how dates are supposed to end right? B-but that's only if you live.

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>>5870593
>>5870575
Yeah, KAT's has its own Twitter
twitter.com/karlito_towns

And an interview with the local paper from last year http://m.startribune.com/sunday-q-a-karlito-towns-invisible-friend-imaginary-voice-of-karl-anthony-towns/313999351/

Shit's legit.

>>5870603
Nigga this ain't for legal purposes. S.mh.

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>>5870553
You can never be too careful with an evil spirit. You should trust my experience and remain a safe distance away from your date until the exorcism is complete.

>>5870562
>Reigen continues grating salt, sprinkling Paula with a thin layer of it before setting the tools away.
I can feel the spirit weakening. It is successfully trapped! Now is the time for the exorcism to really begin. Give me one moment.
>He returns to his suitcase, putting away the rock salt and grater in exchange for some incense, some lotion and a towel. Before returning to his standing position by the chair, he goes about lightning the incenses.
These shall create an aroma that further dampens the spirit's senses. In the case it is merely pretending to be weak and waiting for the opportune time to strike, it shall no longer be able to. Hopefully you also find the scent refreshing.
>Reigen puts some of the scented lotion into his hands and begins rubbing them together.
I suggest you brace yourself. This lotion has been blessed by my powers in such a way it will attack the spirit directly. You may feel a sudden chill as my powers course through you.
>He sets his cold, lotion-covered hands onto the base of Paula's neck and begins to slowly rub the lotion from his hands into her skin.
If this becomes too uncomfortable for you at any time, please make your voice heard. Evil spirits feed off of negative emotions, and if you do not inform me of your discomfort it may allow the spirit to become strong enough to escape.

>>5870676
I love your RP.
>kissu

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>>5870694

>>5870694
>liking crap

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>>5870704

>>5870654
Damn, I never knew this was a thing.

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>>5870613
Was that the surprises you had for Paula? Hehe, Paula has to live through this now!
>>5870676
This smell. It reminds me of goo- woah!
>she jumps a little from the contact
Brrr! It's getting a little chilly in here!
Paula can and will endure this!
>she sits back down, a determined expression now on her face

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>>5870712
>It is something I want to forget. You should've been here when I told what happened in /sug/ twice.

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>>5870712
'Tween you and me, I don't think KAT knows they got a term for it. I only figured out when I started comin here. Browsed them threads before I ever put a foot into the arena, only once or twice tho. Most a them niggas are creepy as fuck

>>5870676
nice rp

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>>5870723
Do tell! I gotta hear this, cause some of these dudes are perfectly normal, doin as like a neato fuckin exercise, and others make them waifu things you like and get way too nuts for me.

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>>5870676
... I suppose I should listen to the professional.
>He walks backwards until he's a good thirty feet away.
Good enough.
>>5870717
A-ah, it actually wasn't, I have a new idea now as well, but I definitely.. Will show you later.

>>5870724
You hear about the dude whose tulpa mutated into a pony from my little pony, raped the dude who made it and turned him into a shitposting brony?

>>5870723
It was with that guy and the pillow right? Or was that something else I am remembering entirely.
>>5870724
I bet they were creepy as fuck.

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>>5870745
>>5870741
Most a them do it cause they lonely, and that ain't a recipe for success. I started readin one post where the dude kinda fucked up makin his, this was a pony too, mighta been the same one, and it kept screamin at him randomly.

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>>5870717
Do not worry, it will not take long. Already I can feel the spirit rising into a position where I can easily remove it myself!
>After spreading the lotion around Paula's neck and shoulders, Reigen begins to give her a thorough shoulder massage.
Ahh, here we are. I can feel its presence fading. It will no longer be a threat, but I will not be satisfied until it is completely removed!
>He continues his massage for some time, being sure to work at the tense muscles around Paula's shoulders and neck.

>>5870740
You are definitely safe there.

What if you're actually somebody else's tulpa?

>>5870760
That sounds both hilarious and creepy as hell. God, I am starting to remember that in middle school, I imagine people from animu jumping around on buildings and shit, and I saw them.

It was a weird phase in my life.

>>5870778
Then they have a fucked up sense of humour

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>>5870734
>>5870745
>So check this out. So Steven Universe was on hiatus and we we getting bored. Really bored. Someone was bored enough to link /x/ to the thread one time and something that caught a lot of people's eye was the tulpa. A lot of people wrote that off as crazy but apparently some guy already did it. He told a story about how he made a Peridot tulpa and tried to rape it when it came to 'life'. Last thing I remember seeing was him complaining how it kept screaming at him. It was like reading something from a horror thing.
>>5870740
Surprise upon surprise. Paula's excited but once this thing is gone she's probably going to go to sleep.
>>5870774
Oh wowwwwwww...
I can definitely feel that ghost leaving Paula now.

>>5870780
Course when you do it like how people used to, as like an experiment, you can see how crazy the mind is. I started on one back then, kinda let him pick his own sorta shape. Shit, you know what? I think I got far enough that he's still there. I can see him plain as day in my head right now, and it's been like 8 months since I even thought about him.

>>5870778
I would wonder why my tulpamancer isn't exploiting me for sex.

>>5870801
Remember, a lot of the bullshit around it is jus that. Bullshit. Sounds creepy on the surface, so people turn it into scary story stuff, when it really ain't nothin like that at all.

>>5870801
>He told a story about how he made a Peridot tulpa and tried to rape it when it came to 'life'. Last thing I remember seeing was him complaining how it kept screaming at him.
Jesus Christ, m8.
I knew we were degenerates, but this just crossed the line.

>>5870812
Stage one: denial

You are currently grieving your loss of faith in humanity.

>>5870820
I mean plenty of them niggas try shit like that cause it reached this corner a the internet, but the actual spooky stuff a Tulpa would do to you ain't real is what I mean

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>>5870774
I suppose the incense always was appealing to me, the satisfaction of something burning and the smell of something good.
>>5870801
Haha, that tired out huh? I suppose we did what we set out to do, well.. Sort of, but I had fun.

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>>5870801
Yes... The spirit has been exorcised!
>[Curse Crush: Reigen's secret technique which relieves the body from stress and eliminates any stiff shoulder and back pains!]
>He steps away from Paula, but not before draping the towel be grabbed a hold of earlier over her shoulder. Then he goes about packing up his things.
You may use that to wipe away any spiritual residue. Oh, and also the salt.

>>5870801
Ahhh... I remember now. That crap was weird, but hilarious to me.
>>5870804
Ah crap, you just reminded me of my imaginary friends. I think both of them were twins and I just thought of them living in my house, since they didn't know where to go next.

After while, like 4 months. They left me for 2 years.

Once again, a strange phase during my life.

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>nobody will ever like your RP

>>5870844
nice rp

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>>5870844
>People will. And if not, just use that sign as a way to improve yourself!

>>5870841
Mine started off like an egg, and he kinda decided to be a dragon one night. Like one of them Chinese dragons that are more like snake shaped than anything. Got these thick black scales that jut out real far, flat sides, sharp as fuck edges. He had a name, but maybe it wasn't really his name, cause he ain't tellin me what it is. Weird right? I'm waitin for him to tell me, not tryin to remember.

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>>5870824
That aroma shall continue to ward off evil spirits for an additional forty-eight hours, and is also known to bring good fortune.
>Reigen reaches into his pocket and passes something to Kaito as he walks by. It's a 30%-off coupon for your next exorcism.
>He then whispers to Kaito.
Now then, that you are rid of evil for the day, it's up to you to end this date on the right note. Good luck.

>>5870844
>Tfw people like my shitty rp

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>>5870812
>real or not, I didn't have a great opinion of the fanbase before. The second one pretty much got me to stay out of /sug/ forever now.
>>5870814
>It's a shame with how many cool people there are in there, a few people ruin it for everyone. Things like that is what made me like this place more than there.
>>5870824
Sorry Paula couldn't afford you a spa. So the date was a success?
>>5870827
>Jumping right out her seat, grabbing the towel, she flosses all over her body
You're a lifesaver, physic man! Kaito really liked it! How can Paula ever repay you?
>>5870841
>Super weird. Remember what happened to Lapisabuser?

>>5870844
tfw ignored because not popular OOC

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>people enjoy my RP becauae my avatar is not anime

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>>5870866
Any form of monetary payment will suffice. Performing exorcisms like these is how I make a living after all.

>>5870866
The minority sticks out to everyone, and it definitely shows at times.
>Lapisabuser
I'm sickened, but curious...

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>>5870844
I like your RP.

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>>5869402
Barry

>>5870895
nice rp

Get motivated
https://youtu.be/9unFBt-ni2A

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>>5870897

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>>5870844
>I'm fine with most people's rp, considering mine is pretty shitty.
>>5870863
>He takes the coupon from him absent mindedly while trying to digest what he said, it's a couple of seconds before he turns around.
A-aren't you going to let me pay? Also I need a favor, well not really a favor because I'll pay you for it as well.
>>5870866
It's not quite over yet you know, but I enjoyed it very much, though maybe next time allow me to pay, I am an idol after all, haha.
>While he laughs softly he seems to stand a little closer.

>>5870883
Don't lie to yourself.

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>>5870900
Just like I've practiced...

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>>5870910

>>5870861
Not going to lie, the way you describe him, makes him feel like a cool dude. As for my twins... well, I just remember them having R as the first letter in their names.

Anywho, I need to go to sleep. Peace.
>>5870866
Not really. But, i'll sleep on it.

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>>5870911
I'm by no means preventing you from doing such a thing.
As for your request, I shall hear it.

There are only 2 kinds of people in this world

Normal people
And
People who take HG too seriously

>>5870921
He's got a fire I don't to pursue productive activities.

Night

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>>5870887
That's no problem at all!
>she takes off the left eyeball at the side of head head and begins talking to it
Sorry friend but Paula must do this!
>she turns the eye upside down, a few hundred dollar bills and some change falling out of it
>>5870911
Nonsense! Paula has two million in her-
...
You're standing really close.

I summon _____

>>5870953
EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE

>>5870953
But I'm already here.

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>>5870945
>Reigen collects his payment.
I am glad I could be of assistance to you. It would have been terrible if that spirit had ruined your date.
Speaking of which, I'll leave you two now.

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>>5870922
Ah, well I was wondering if you could put some kind of charm on one of these necklaces... Oh and how much for the exorcism?
>Which he asks his questions Kaito rummages through his pockets immediately finding his wallet but not so immediately finding a necklace that's not all to special besides the the quite large semiclear blue crystal affixed to it.
>>5870945
Hmm? Oh, so now you mind personal space? Haha, but there's a reason for this..

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>>5870890
>Back on /sug/, Lapis always had some weird, depressive fans. On every thread, there would be one guy that always post things like, 'I want Lapis to step on glass!', I want to ground her Lapis's gem!, I want to keep Lapis in my basement!', things like that. He was called Lapisabuser by everyone else and everyone knew it was him just by how he posts. A little while before we got sent to /trash/, he said that he made a tulpa of Lapis recently. Karma has a sick sense of humor because from what he said, Lapis was verbally abusive to him. That night he wrote that Lapis wanted him to drink bleach. That was the last post we've seen of him.
>>5870921
>Later. Have a good night.

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>>5870953

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>>5870966
Uh y-yeah. Thank you again. I never asked your name.
>>5870967
I have a feeling what it is but you should show me anyway.

>>5870971
This really shouldn't shock me considering where we are, but here I am, beng shocked. I don't have a reaction image for this shit, and I have a fuckhuge reaction folder.

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>>5870971
>>Back on /sug/, Lapis always had some weird, depressive fans. On every thread, there would be one guy that always post things like, 'I want Lapis to step on glass!', I want to ground her Lapis's gem!, I want to keep Lapis in my basement!', things like that. He was called Lapisabuser by everyone else and everyone knew it was him just by how he posts. A little while before we got sent to /trash/, he said that he made a tulpa of Lapis recently. Karma has a sick sense of humor because from what he said, Lapis was verbally abusive to him. That night he wrote that Lapis wanted him to drink bleach. That was the last post we've seen of him.

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>>5870967
I do not particularly enjoy meddling with curses and charms, but I suppose I can. What exactly is it you want?

>>5870981
>He quickly spins his hand around and points to himself.
Reigen Arataka, genius psychic and rising star of the paranormal.

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>>5870971

>>5870971
>Drink bleach
>Scary
It's just a meme bro. Calm the fuck down.

>>5871006
I've talked to enough people here to know that those memes aren't always memes

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>>5870995
Rising? How can you be rising when you are clearly at the top?
>>5870982
>>5870987
>>5870997
>It was one of the most messed up things I had to ever think about. Makes whatever happens here a walk in the park.
>>5871006
>I wish I could believe that. But it really didn't help that other Lapis fans have been killing themselves beforehand.

>>5871025
>Falling for the meme harder

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>>5870981
I suppose I could give you the first thing since I'm waiting on the second but.. W-why do you have to be so short o-or am I just abnormally tall?..
>He was just saying all that to calm his nerves, for soon after he leaned over, lightly gripping the girl's shoulders and pulling her slightly forward into a quick kiss, lasting less than a few seconds, after pulling away he just stares at her in a stupor.
>>5870995
Just protection from evil spirits is all, don't want this happening again right?

>>5871025
Drink bleach is always used ironically

>>5871027
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>5871027
Even at the top, one can never stop improving themself, therefore I shall always be rising!

>>5871030
That is simple enough.

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>Mfw some autist's tulpa realized how desperately beta his creator was and tells him to drink bleach

This is a goldmine of keks if I've ever heard of one.

>>5871046
Right? One hand it's heavy, the other it's laughs for days

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>>5871046
Show pictures

>>5871034
That phrase is, but the suicide memes in general can sometimes be used as a way to tell the truth without having to tell anyone

>>5871071
Get the fuck over it.

You're the only one taking this meme seriously.

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>>5871041
Thank you.. For everything you helped with today.
>He hands over the necklace and an obviously larger-than-the-bill amount of bills.

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>>5871077
>He counts the bills and returns the excess.
Of course. You have fun now.

>>5871075
You're the one who's getting worked up here over a meme

>>5871099
Drink bleach :^)

>>5871071
That is just your insecurities about yourself

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>>5871090
But.. You can keep the rest, do you not accept tips? Thank you Reigen...
>He walks away with the necklace and some of the excess in tow.

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>>5871030
>As they made contact, Sylvie freezes up, the only movement from her afterwards was popping out her foot. After he finishes, Paula stares dreamily ahead. Silent for once.
>>5871041
How cool! You should be on a tv show!
>>5871037
>It doesn't seem like the archive goes that far or I'm just bad at searching. Though looking for it reminded me of another person that killed themselves.

>>5871110
>Dying noises
>If you see this message, person looking at my computer post mortem, please hit submit

>>5871119
>believing the suicide meme

>>5871113
No, I'm fine. I'm not going to share any details, but jokes aren't always jokes. Usually they are though.

>>5871125
Like you.

>>5871127
No u

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>>5871124
>While what happened to LA may have been fake, the story of cold tea anon is way more believable if you were there. The guy wouldn't stop with depressing lyrics and depression in general. He has some friends there as well, who were quick to tell the rest what happened to him when he stopped posting for days. Am I stupid for believing that? Most likely. But honestly with what happens in that fanbase, I can hardly doubt anything.

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>>5871119
>The dreamy stares and the silence seem to last for a while until he breaks the silence.
A-ah yeah, I remember I have the second thing, I-I had Reigen put a charm on it so we would need to worry about spirits again.
>His voice is semi-shaky, but he walks behind her to drape a necklace with one of the blue semi-clear crystals on it around her neck, tying it behind her.

>>5871146
I'm gonna kill myself

Believe me pls. I'm not creative like the /su/ fanbase.

>>5871146
Nah there's something wrong with them even if they didn't do it. That's the thing.

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>>5871156
>she jumps back in surprise, looking surprised and then smiling widely
Wow! Best. Date. Ever! Thank you for joiing me Kaito!
>she gives him a quick hug before releasing him again
It was the best way this night could end! Paula would like to do some more with you but she's too tired.
>>5871160
>I'll be on the lookout for your posts. Once you don;t see them, that's how you know they did it.
>>5871165
>Oh definitely. If they are still alive, I hope they can get some help. Probably stay off the internet for a while. Won't do them any good.

Today was a good day in Paula's book! Thank you all for making it fun for her! Goodbye!

>>5871197
Night G

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>>5871197
>Halfway through the hug he manages to shakily put his arms around her then release her afterwards.
I'm really glad you asked Paula, I think I figured some things out even.
Please have a good rest and pleasant dreams.

>>5871156
How was your date buddy? I only saw bits and pieces.

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>>5871223
T-too soon! A-and what do you mean 'you only saw bits and pieces'?!

>>5871237
Hard to miss a psychic shouting about exorcisms.

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>>5871248
Ah.. That, yeah definitely not a normal date, but I had a good time a really good time I suppose..
Man, it got quiet..

>>5871278
>Man, it got quiet..
Not him, but all it takes is a bit of encouragement to get them to say hello.

>>5871278
I think abnormal is the new normal around here, not too surprised. You're right though. Just you, me, and probably a few invisible people listening to our every word

>>5871197
Like Okabe :^)

>>5871296
He's fine by the way.

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>HG related dream last night
>it was about Souda returning

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>>5871289
Ah, you're right! Thank you wise anon!
>>5871291
... You didn't have to actually say it ya'know, I mean it's already in the back of my mind..

On that note! Hello everyone? How are we doing tonight? Hopefully as good as the moon looks beautiful.

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>>5871309

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>>5871313
...Sure, why not, I'll say hello! I'm doing fine, man. Is it weird for someone to stay silent and then speak up after an hour, or am I being paranoid?

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>>5871313
What's with the racket? Got a lot on my mind, slick.

>>5871332
Nah that's normal.

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>>5871313
Sleep evades me for the moment, but at least there's that.


And good 'morning' to anyone else here, at that.

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I wish I could drink bleach.

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>>5871332
... Y-you weren't watching either right? But why are you paranoid? Clowns?
>>5871335
A lot on your mind? Like what? Did you come here for some quiet? Because it wasn't all the quiet today, though that might just have been me..
>>5871341
Shouldn't you have a spell to cause sleep?
>>5871346
I wish you wouldn't think like that.

>mfw going over all these pokemon leaks
my dick is diamonds.

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>>5871361
Do you think it would actually be wise to cast such a thing on yourself? A magically-induced rest isn't very light.

>>5871341
Hey, starting Wednesday, Autumn games are at 8:30 pm Central. Your lead is practically nonexistent. The psychic and the country are within single digits

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>>5871337
I thought so. I just saw it as awkward to stay silent and then say howdy after a while, y'know? Like a nuisance or somethin'...
>>5871341
Good afternoon, dude. At least, I think it's the afternoon... What's that period of time called when it's after 6 PM? Evening?
>>5871361
Oh, I saw all of it, that's for sure. I had to lurk for a bit since my boss needed me for something important, y'know? They don't call you the Shipmaster for nothing, I guess...
No, not clowns, even if I wish they'd just go away already. I was just paranoid about social etiquette and alla' that crap. Gotta be a gentleman, as Iggy says...

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>>5871361
I've always been here, champ. Don't make much of a scene if I can help it, understandable that you'd miss me.

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Morning comrades. I wake up at around 3 in morning and can't sleep...

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>>5871378
>I saw, by like 2 points. Thank goodness I'm Central, too.
>>5871379
....
>She stares at him. Then examines the mirror in the head of her staff
It's 3:40 in the morning.
>>5871402
Good.

TEST
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>>5871405
That's nice. Don't know how I got up but who knows
>>5871407
Is all fine

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>>5871405
>In a similar fashion, he stares at Ariel, then at a nearby clock at the wall.
Nope, 9:43 in the evening or something for me. I'd say that the clock is broken, but it's still a bit late, isn't it?

>>5871346
Shouldn't you be over in the ERP threads making yourself feel superior to horny teenagers on the internet?

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>>5871415
Time zones are evil things...

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>Jumps out of b̶u̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ the shadows
Let the fear consume you! I have arrived, and in my wake lies a trail of chaos and discord! I, the legendary Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos!

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>>5871402
Just try again! You can only turn the frown of defeat into a smile of victory by not giving up!

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>>5871373
Can't you decrease the intensity? Or maybe have a slight resistance to it on yourself..
>>5871379
Actually they do call me that for nothing! I'm pretty bad at asking.
A-Anyway you were just worried you'd interrupt our date? That's kind of silly considering we talked to a couple of people while on it.
Oh, and you spy on me on my next date and I'll make you talk to Rika.
>>5871397
Actually you're kind of hard to miss compared to most of us, you have a different look.

>>5871422
He is a horny teenager on the internet, copped to being 15 yesterday

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>>5871409
I doubt someone such as you deserves much rest.
>>5871415
Tch. No sensible being would be up at such an hour.
>>5871426
Hmh. You seem utterly mundane to me, you should know.
>>5871430
if I could, would I be complaining of it? Certainly not. They're simply very potent spells.

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>>5871430
Why do think I keep myself on the down low? Don't want to stick out like a sore thumb at an amputee convention.

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>>5871426
Ohh~ What were you doing in that bush, Senpai? You found something interesting in there?