HG thread We're back! Hopefully in a day where you can

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>>5862644
Y?

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>>5862644
>H-HE'S FAST

IN TODAYS EPISODE OF HUNGER GAMES Z:

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>>5862644
You can run but you cant hide.

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>>5862644
Hm, still don't see anyone...

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>>5862644
I have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Indians!

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>>5862678
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Hello HG.

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>>5862648
>or mobile browser 4chan does not register replies
not even

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>>5862587
We can't have you be that. Jeez, it only makes me wish that I could've entered. Then this wouldn't happened.
>>5862672
Z!

My dads cousin is giving me the chance for a job, should i take it?

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>>5862711
>sigh

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>>5862644
So many people hanging out. Someone even brought a present to their group!

>>5862718
Then what the fuck is NOD doing, what the fuck are his motives?

>>5862722
What job is it famzilla?

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>>5862723
>sighs.

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>>5862719
A~

>>5862722
Blowjob or handjob?

>>5862722
Blow, hand, or foot?

>>5862735
Selling in a company,i dont know exactly the details.

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>>5862732
Dang it!

Aw well, time for some food, later folks!

>>5862718
The only explanation beyond lying, and lying seems much more likely, is what happens when I sometimes have a spotty mobile connection, my app thinks the post failed, but it actually sent, and behaves as if someone else posted the comment

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>>5862736
What do you want GDI scum?

>>5862733
hiding the fact that he's koichi

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>>5862746
>>5862747

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>>5862733
Nothing. You guys are just not being nice

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>>5862732
....
I still don't care much for firearms.

>>5862754
You could always give it a go for a month, see if it feels right for you. If you really need the cash and structure in your life, do it.

>>5862763
>>5862766
This musto be the work of enemy stand, then

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>>5862625
I am a machine, had you forgotten that? Settings can be changed on machines, I am no exception.
>>5862644
I would normally not be challenging people.
>>5862732
Should I reset my settings?

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>in unison
Hello HG

>>5862736
>>5862759
Samefag

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>>5862759
Nothing really. Something wrong with saying hello?

>>5862747
>>5862746
Them post times though

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>>5862766
He could have just ignored it, but he responded with an obvious lie.

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>>5862741
B...
>>5862763
What a shocking turn of events!
>>5862756
I hope later ends soon! See ya!
>>5862732
Robot buddies! Fighting together to win the game!

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Shalom, HG

>>5862779
il think about it,thanks for the tip.

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>>5862784
>
>>5862785
Sorry, I'm just still pissed off about the 4th tiberium war...
>>5862783
...

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>>5862782
But I don't see any buttons!

I want the old Kaito back!

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>>5862783
Dear God. Is this the new Greetings Citizens?
>>5862780
It is
>>5862792
Just give him the benefit if the doubt

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>>5862733
who gives a shit?

>>5862817
Chug bleach, faggot

>>5862816
I would if he didn't feel the need to be a jackass.

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>>5862805
I apologize profusely for this.

>>5862817
Go eat shit Yukine, I have all the rights to question people, without being sexually harrased by you.

>>5862813
so how come the (you) showed up here and not every time someone said you were koichi

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>>5862783
Ah.. good to see some GLA units are here.

>>5862831
I get to sexually harass you regardless though

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>>5862831
>sexually harrased
I'll fuck your ass inside out m8

C

>>5862856
A

Post screens.

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>>5862805
Fish lady has another bomb! Watch out!

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>>5862805
I have no stake in this fight.
>>5862815
... After I finish what I changed settings for.

imaging a celebrity started playing HG

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>>5862861

>>5862867
Pewdiepie did once

It crashed Brant's servers for a day

>>5862867
>hoshi

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>>5862867

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>>5862828
It's not like it's something I can get mad at you for, I just wish you would have asked first.

>>5862867
Could you imagine the actual Seth Rollins finding this place

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>>5862862
>Killed by an explosive
Oh the irony...

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>>5862862
>>5862859

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>>5862862
You didn't show up for the duel... Coward.
...
Restoring custom settings.

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>>5862862
I suppose this isn't undeserved.

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Hello HG.

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Hello HG...

>>5862893
Andrew Wiggins would be so confused

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>>5862893
As if the games aren't rigged enough

>>5862914
>>5862916
Literally the same fag

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>>5862862
Boys rule, Girls drool!

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>>5862914
>>5862916

>>5862918
we should tweet the real wiggins telling him that hes being avafagged.
kek

>>5862935
DO IT

>>5862935
That happened once.

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>>5862861

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Hello HG...

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>>5862863
Why did you change?

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>>5862891
That would imply I had any choice in the matter, either. This was utterly embarrassing for the both of us.

>>5862943
>hosthelper in the toolbar

nice

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>>5862935
>>5862941
>>5862942

>>5862966
Thanks Isaac

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>>5862903
Are we starting over? Are we going backwards?

>>5862966
who tf is isaac carter
remove

>>5862978
Note: that's from February. Yes, that was Sol.

>>5862979
Is this a madoka?

>>5862966
Based

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>>5862931
How cool! Can Paula keep him as a pet?

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>>5862966

>>5862966
Get ready for a block, you weirdo

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>>5862979
Yeah,back that ass up.

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>>5862956
>Perfect place for it, no?

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>>5862979
Zzzz~

>>5863007
>>5863000
>>5862994
That was from February on a throwaway account made by Sol

>>5862966
>Carter
SEETHING

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>>5862998
Talk it out. Something good may happen!

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>>5862943
>win streak -4
having trouble with one of the characters?

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>>5862951
It's only embarrassing if you choose to perceive it that way. It's not as if there are any written laws saying riding a mermaid should be embarrassing. Well, at least that's what I think.

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>>5863047
>Having trouble with the mega satan grind. keys are so damn hard to get.
>Also Hush as Cain and Maggy. Not fun with the mediocre runs I usually get.

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>>5862991
What's a madoka? I'm only Sylvie.
>>5863013
Kyaa! If Kukri's job was to be a creep, he should be promoted!
>>5863025
Y, I'll see you later!

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>>5863065
Well, just hope for luck.

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>>5863074
Hello comrade

>>5863032
kys Yukine

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>>5863076
>I just want to finally hit 1001%. Put it off for a while because of the mega satan grind.

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>>5863063
Perhaps so, but it's still utterly unbecoming of someone of either of our statures, now isn't it?

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>>5862861

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>>5862966

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>>5863074
You know you love me.

>>5863105
bravo.
bravo.

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>>5863043
Something good happened! Winner will be either one of those two.

>>5863097
>>5863065
>having trouble with keys
Bitch, I defeated MS in like 50 total runs

>>5863105
Give him some screenshots to grab his attention

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>>5863120
>Angel rooms spite me. It's not a matter of if I can beat mega stan, it's a matter if I can get two angel rooms to appear.

>>5863105
Wait wiggins is gay?

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>>5863119
Signature move! Guns up the wazoo!

>>5863152
He also roleplays as a purple succubus with a giant purple dick

That's pretty gay

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>>5863144
>just refuse the devil rooms until they appear.

>or do what I do, just cry

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>>5863154
You did it once again! If you feel like you don't win enough, just keep entering Paula's games!

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>>5863099
Be that as it may, it's not like either of us had a choice in it. You said so yourself.

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>>5863158
It can take it off. But I doubt it will do it often

>>5863158
Yeah that sounds hella gay.

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>>5863162
>Yeah, I know the ins and outs of this game. Ever since Afterbirth came out I've just been getting shafted by angel rooms.
>All I can do is cry.

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>>5863166
Bravo to all of you!

>>5863192
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>5863185
>atleast greedmode is fun with Lilith.

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>>5863175
Perhaps it's best we simply put it behind us.
>>5863192
Congratulations, sir. and thank you for having us, madame.

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>>5863101

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>>5863211
>9-Volt Boss Rush Lilith

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>>5863192
Congrats and thank you for hosting!

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>>5863246
>that sounds mighty fun to have

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>>5863192
Thank you hostesse!

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>>5863243
>Why did you have to go any remind me that that existed,

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>>5863262
>With Zombie Baby and Lil Brimstone.
>...
>I lost that run.

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>>5863085
Hello hello! What's the gun for?
>>5863112
That's not fair. Paula loves a lot of things!
>>5863207
>>5863221
>>5863252
Paula is glad to have provided the stage for you. Maybe someone else can!

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>>5863192
Too bad the winner is a shithead
Thanks for hosting anyway

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>>5862949
I'm back now, it was because that guy threatened my family.
>>5863192
Congratulations Hachiman!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula!

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>>5863281
Just me more than others.

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>>5863270
Paula thanks you! Hey! Did you know you won last night?

>>5863158
Said succubus has no problem fucking innocent answering machines.

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>>5863270
Greetings
>>5863281
For this place. I need a weapon to defend or attack with.

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>>5863279
>HOW?!
>Was it the hosts?

>>5863283
Look who the fuck is talking, cocksucker.

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>>5863192
Congratulations for murdering me and taking away my victory, guy. Thanks for hosting, hosting girl.

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>>5863326
>Bad rooms while going for the sheol/dark room clear.
>The Boss Rush was hella fun though.

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>>5863307
I won? Well, this is unexpected. Why thank you for telling me!
>>5863318
Hello sir.

>>5863101
>using nox
>not MEmu

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>>5863316
It also would take pleasure in buttfucking me...

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>>5863348
>oh well, atleast you had fun.

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>>5863349
How are you comrade?

>>5863152
Not gay really. For the most part, actual men are not at all appealing to me.

>>5863354
This is why I don't make myself known in ERP often. You never know who the fucks going to stick their 12-inch femdong up your anus.

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>>5863361
>Speaking of fun, my current run started with a floor 1 Toxic Shock. Now I wait to see if I get a good enough run to get hush/mega as cain.

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>>5863379
>Sticks 13 inch fem dong up your anus

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>>5863353
I'm never ran into a problem with nox which is why i've not switched from it

>>5863379
You can always not reply.

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>>5863302
>hugs
Good, Because i like this one better!

>>5863393
>awaken

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>5863283
>>5863302
>>5863338
Paula has many more thanks to give. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
>>5863349
Paula figured you went to sleep so she kept it a surprise for you.
>>5863318
Psst! What do you need to protect yourself from?
>>5863304
Oh that Kukri think he
s such a hotshot! He should know that he is low on Paula's mind!

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>>5863379
Thankfully I have a friend who can tame her and working a deal that if she does take me and use me it going to me inside. Not other way around.
>>5863391
Oh God...

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>>5863390
Well goodluck.

I'm going to avafag Hideki Kamiya and get blocked by him on twitter

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>Enters the thread

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>>5863401
Who are you fooling? I bet you cant wait to get under this hood .

>>5863391
>It's a hologram

>>5863395
Yeah, but that's p boring.

>>5863412
Kek, who is it?

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>>5863399
Hm.. Yeah, I know.. Everyone does, especially me.
>>5863401
So, how was that girls only thing last night?

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>>5863362
Rather well my good man. I have been working myself to the bone to help Avalon, and it's people strive.

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HOL UP
>smacks lips

>>5863443
>German suplex

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>>5863451
>That poor hologram gets fucked to death
>You monster

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>>5863401
Anything that may kill me. But I can also attack with this.
>>5863443
Hello
>>5863451
She will listen to Setsuna so she is my "if things go ПИЗДEЦ I will plead and beg"

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>>5863452
Bye Kaito! Don't get picked up by a giant robot when im gone.

>>5863470
>Tucker
Danny Phantom circlejerk NOW.
[spoiler]I call Box Ghost.[/spoiler]

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>>5863471
>Counterattack

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>>5863401
And what a gracious surprise it is.

>>5863477
>not knowing that this is the whole purpose of holograms.

>>5863485
Nigga, didn't you fucking shoot her? I think she'd rather let you get pegged now.

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>>5863463
That's nice. If your people are good workers I say you should implement some good Socialist things
>>5863470
Oh shit. Is Pharaoh nigga
>>5863477
Why are you here?

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>>5863443
>she waves at the new visitor
Hello hello!
>>5863449
Kukri's hood is pretty cool. But there's no way it can hold all of Paula's hair.
>>5863452
It was fun! I learned that Spider lady;s name is Rachnera and she made me feel so good!
>>5863470
But Paula's not holding anything.
>>5863485
Even if you did use it, you think it would work on anything here?
>>5863508
Hope you enjoy and may you win another time!

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>>5863489
Goodbye Schrodinger, have a fun rest of the day and I'll try not to.
>>5863542
Ah.. I-I'm glad to hear that I suppose, you weren't hurt or anything right?

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>>5863521
>>5863485
I agree with this guy, cap that bitch already.

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>>5863521
Was by accident. Been apologizing and pleading for forgiveness... I didn't mean it... Should have told bullet to only hit demon unless someone has tampered with my ammunition
>>5863542
Yes. It will

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>>5863485
"Hello"
>>5863542
>Waves back

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>>5863221
If you ever wanted to ride me again, I wouldn't mind. I seldom get visitors.

>>5863617
>If you ever wanted to ride me again, I wouldn't mind
ayy

>>5863617
Do mermaids have vaginas?

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>>5863598
I would if I could. But her magic and lewd is too strong...

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>>5863617
If you ever wanted to ride me again, I wouldn't mind.

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>>5863532
No. I won't and cannot implement such things to Avalon. We are our own people, we'll think of our advancements.
>>5863542
Hopefully, I will win another time!

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>>5863617
Wouldn't you find that demeaning? And you came here, not the other way around.

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>>5863617

>>5863604
Bullets don't work that way, soldier.

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>>5863634
With bullets, pal, with bullets.

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>>5863617
Fuck on, Cirno

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>>5863631
>>5863638
Come on you guys, I'm sure it wasn't meant like that.

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>>5863560
Not at all! Rachnera was very cool and made a comfortable bed! Paula ended up falling asleep real fast on it.
>>5863604
That will just make people not like and that's noooo good!
>>5863609
You must be new here! Paula's never seen yo- woah! Paula really likes your eyes!

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>>5863633
Indeed that do. I am a quarter mermaid after all.

>>5863683
But I was asking a 100% mermaid.

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>>5863654
Don't you think I tried it? She transformed them to dildos блять. I don't know how to kill it
>>5863652
I guess it only applies with Russia. I shot him out of wooden floorboards and he got out unscathed...
>>5863681
I only attack people who are bad in my eyes

>>5863678
I know, but honest Freudian slips are funny as fuck to me.

>>5863705
kys yukine

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>>5863681
"You are right. my eyes are very special."

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>>5863693
And I shall give you the same answer. Yes, they do have those. One of my ancestors is well known for having relation with a mermaid.

So much so, that he had sex with her.

>>5863721
Ditto

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>>5863633
Yes, they have

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>>5863631
>>5863633
>>5863638
>>5863651
>>5863666
E-Ehh? I... Was it something I said? I wasn't aware it would provoke such a reaction...
>>5863650
Well, not exactly, I suppose you could compare it to giving someone a piggy back ride! It's not that strange to see people doing something like that with each other, correct?

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>>5863704
Solution, find a wizard, or a crusader, or a paladin, or just anything that fits that magical bullshit area.

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>>5863681
Oh, so it was only that, but I'm glad your night was enjoyable, but it was only you two? That's a little strange, I thought it would be more people.
>>5863705
I'm surprised the spider didn't pop up.

>>5863736
Woah so your grandpa put his dick into a fucking fish?

Badass

>>5863717
klkys, I'm not desperate for Korean attention.

>>5863758
She's probably asleep.

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>>5863748
Only one I know is Russia who can beset curses. But I don't want him to get disturbed next door.

>>5863746
Fuck off Cirno

>>5863764
It wasn't a fucking fish, it was a fish he fucked.

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>>5863746
Actually, it's often between parent and child, to my awareness.
>She slowly looks down at her own robes and staff
...And it'd be rather inconvenient to do so again, regardless.

>>5863746
>kissu

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>>5863793
and risk getting fucked?

>>5863798
His semen had to be extremely potent to impregnate a fish

>>5863795
implyink degeso

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>>5863775
That does make sense, aren't spiders nocturnal? That definitely explains things.

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>>5863721
They say you can tell a lot about eyes but Paula can't see anything in yours!
>>5863704
But there's no bad people here so you don't need it!
>>5863758
People probably didn't come because she's a spider. How mean! What do you mean it was only that?

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>>5863764
Hehehehe... if you think so. But, that only proves that love can be across all species.

My grandfather, he just pushed the idea to it's fullest.

>>5863833
Fuck off Squidno

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>>5863811
Yes. Russia is pure and is for drinking vodka and praising motherland, not for sexual.
>>5863837
Then I like bringing this gun here. Is nice

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>>5863829
>It was also annoying as fuck to get that event to happen as well.

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>>5863837
"is because i'm empty in the inside"

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>>5863837
Well, normally girls do more than just go to sleep on girls night out, ya'know? I was expecting someone getting drunk or something..

>>5863901
kys Red.

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>>5863892
You're gonna get fucked.

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>>5863800
I see... Perhaps we could do something else to bond together then? Of course, that is, if you felt comfortable doing so.
>>5863803
Ehe, I bet you do that to all of the ladies.

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>>5863939
Hopefully with me consenting.

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>>5863957
It's not as if you've caused me offense thus far.
...Even if your desires for socialization are rather...odd.

>>5863957
Nah, I only do that to the best ladies.

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>>5863892
Then that's okay! What does gun guy do anyway? If you told Paula, she may have forgotten.
>>5863901
Paula remembers going through this phase! It was real boring and she got no attention!
>>5863918
Paula just said she went to sleep early, not that she did nothing! We shared coffee and Rachy acted like she was drunk. And then she put me in some outfits!

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>>5864001
I fight for Russia as a soldier. And when I am not doing that I am usually at home taking care of my kid by myself

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>>5863986

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>>5864001
Some outfits? Like what? Haha, preparing for our 'date'? But maybe she got a caffeine high? I heard those are things.

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>>5864001
"i wish it was just a phase"

test

>>5864160
Holy fuck, are you all ok.

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>>5863986
Most of the people I converse at length with outside of a select few are fish. I suppose if you look at it from this perspective that it's only natural I would be inept to some degree. I hope you can forgive my ignorance!
>>5863992
Oh, my I can feel my cheeks burning... You are too kind.

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>>5864194
I am. Don't know what happened

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>>5864018
Russia? Paula thinks her boss lives there! Protect it good!
>>5864040
Rachnera said that I hid away a nice body and wanted to see me in things like swimsuits. Paula felt so naked without her eyes! You're really excited for our date! Paula's wearing the same thing she usually does.
>>5864049
Paula said that too! What has hurt you little guy? It's probably nothing at all.
>>5864160
Paula gives you a C for effort!

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>>5864032
I wasn't talking to you in the first place, fool.
>>5864195
...I can't imagine they would make for good conversation. And you needn't apologize to me, you've hardly caused any offense.

>>5864194
Everyone went to Hoshi's new No OOC No Cancer board

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>>5864219
Perfect! Russia will not fall. What does your boss do?

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>>5864194
Just watching stuff Anon.

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>>5864160
At least you're okay, sometimes those tests aren't working properly.

>>5864230
Guaranteed replies.

>>5864195
I'm just doing what any man would do, cutie. You have a good night now, hear?

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>>5864194
Paula's just playing a game while waiting for one.
>>5864244
He does a lot of things! Paula doesn't know most of them but he did host a tournament which made Paula the king of fighters.

>>5864280
Turn that frown upside down.

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>>5864219
Ah, haha.. Things like that huh? But you can wear whatever you're comfortable with, I don't mind, though if anything I'd say I was nervous.

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>>5864219
"The only thing that hurts me is that i know things i shouldn't"

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>>5864347
Good. Just making sure if he is part of Mafia. Killing the criminals for hording wealth of the workers

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>>5864227
Your imagination isn't very active it seems, but at least it's provided you with the right answer.
But talking isn't really what I go underwater to do, so it's not a big deal to me if fish are good at speaking or not.
>>5864325
>waves sheepishly
Y-You too!

Why Shion doesnt love me

>>5864230
>No OOC
>No Cancer
Isn't Hawshee running it though? Kinda hypocritical, isn't it?

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>>5864385
What is fish doing here?

>>5864389
You're not Bikkofag

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>>5864349
...Huh? Do you mean like this?

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>>5864353
Paula doesn't see why. Just treat it like a normal thing. If this is your first then Paula will be yout training wheels!
>>5864357
That's stupid! If you know then then you should be able to know them! It's common sense!
>>5864374
Hey! Don't just say you want to kill him like that! Paula will hurt you if you try!
>>5864389
Are you going to tell why?

>>5864357
Well, I know where Sakuya's quotes went now.

>>5864481
Yep, that's what I'm talking about.

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>>5864385
It certainly isn't, I'm rather...sheltered, and prefer empirical evidence.
And what do you do, then? Beyond merely survive, that is.

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>>5864493
"i think you don't get the point. but is because you are not the type of person to talk about this"

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>>5864493
Haha, maybe it's because all eyes will be on me? I suppose this is just the first time here. It might have something to do with you taking charge maybe too, I suppose I'm used to it though so I kind of like it.

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>>5864551
Paula gets it perfectly! You want to hurt some people real bad! As she said, Paula went through the exact thing!
>>5864568
Oh yes yes! It will be fun with Paula calling the shots. She's surprised you're letting her do this.

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>>5864493
Then make sure he doesn't jeopardize Russian interests. He may lbe from there but my country doesn't like traitors

Reminder that if you join after 2015 you are cancer

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>>5864587
" "hurt" is not the word i use for that"

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>>5864418
The same thing anyone else is doing here, I guess.
>>5864550
Well I like to swim, and sometimes I sing. I'm rather good at it, I think. Though I prefer to do it only when others are not around, as it is quite embarrassing.
I suppose both of these hobbies are typical of a mermaid...

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>>5864587
Well, you're a friend and a fan, why would I refuse? Besides I enjoy things like this, just nobody has asked me something like this before.

Does HG play any instruments?

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>>5864650
Hmh.
...You must be rather shy. Others might call you dull.

Moshi moshi shitpost desu~

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>>5864650
What is your name and where you come from
>>5864663
>violin but not very good

>>5864663
I played the piano and violin once. I was hoping to play the [spoiler]electric guitar[/spoiler] someday too.

>>5864663
Used to play clarinet.

>>5864663
Alto sax but not in a while

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>>5864663
>Drums

The harp. It is such an elegant sound, when played properly.

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>>5864663
>learning saxophone, used to play trombone

>>5864663
A very mediocre guitar.

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>>5864663
>saxaphone

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>>5864611
He's the nicest guy Paula has ever met! He would never do those things. This conversation's over! Good day!
>>5864634
Paula just wanted to use the kid-friendly version! Have fun and don't kill too many people!
>>5864660
Maybe people will copy Paula's good idea then and take you everywhere else! But that's for later tonight. Paula'll be getting ready for it now!
>>5864663
Paula can really jam out on the piano!
>Trombone. Still have the mouthpiece for it.

>>5864663
Guitar, self-taught from tablature. As you can expect, I'm pretty mediocre.

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>>5864663
>I'm learning guitar. I also played a harmonica for all of four days.

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>>5864663
I used to play the guitar but stopped not too long ago.

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>>5864663
Cello and Viola.

>>5864694
>>5864697
You two are destined for each other.

>>5864712
The Mediocrity Duo, I like it.

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>>5864696
"is not "kill" but ok"

>>5864735
Fuck you, that's the name of my duo, I have it trademarked.

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>>5864665
D-Dull? It's not every day you see mermaid you know...
>>5864673
My name is Wakasagihime, I come from a small lake in Gensokyo.

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>>5864696
Bye then. Just don't want to end up fighting you under his command

>>5864744
Well fuck you, we're taking that name.