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Sigh and initial here before we begin!
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>>5852875
>Sighs.
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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>>5852847 (BY AZURA)
Or I could just get someone else to do it instead, you know?
>>5852841 (Baki)
My rival's just letting herself get killed. Yay.
>>5852864 (Kaito)
How could I miss her? She's still right there.
>>5852876 (Crab)
It's why I claimed I used to. Now it's just to prove the strength of their hybridization.
>>5852875
>Sigh.
Fine by me.
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>>5852871
I don't know... If he can do it to the most powerful vampire, he probably can do it to you.
>>5852876
They won't? Crap, my plan is being foiled...
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Late Go
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>>5852875
Good luck on your endeavors, fellow adoring fan.
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>>5852865
No no! Paula was just thinking is all. She wasn't trying to ignore you!
>>5852841
Hello hello! Nothing much just Paula trying to liven up the night.
>>5852887
>>5852892
Paula must be more tired than she thought.
She'll go right to sleep once this is over. But it will begin soon!
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>>5852900
>>5852875
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>>5852875
Begin this noble challenge
>>5852740
>The King blocks what he can of the storm of fireballs as he advances forward slowly, but surely.
Impressive magic, but it takes more than magic to slay me.
>He then leaps at the last lich, plunging his sword into its chest, slicing upwards, wasting as little time as possible so he can swiftly compete in the arena once more
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>>5852911
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>>5852865
I just gave you an excuse to patch things up with her ya'know, if something like that happens again, you think she'd turn it down if it was me?
>I'm doing that then, next time we can do this if it's not too crowded.
>>5852873
Too many Azuras... But yes?
>>5852892
I meant if you missed her with an attack from your lasers or whatever..
>>5852875
Swap please.
>>5852900
>Captcha 'Stop Cockman"
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>>5852875
I've been taught not to believe in districts. I'll believe in myself.
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>>5852824
Something like that does not seem to be an issue. Music has never harmed me or my kind before.
>>5852834
If you say so.
...I do not believe we have exchanged names.
>>5852836
>He takes a look at what you've pointed out.
I see.
>He reaches into his school bag, digs around and pulls out the exact Halloween cupcakes you saw in the catalogue, still in their plastic container.
Here you go, Sylvie Paula Paula. I do not understand what you mean by 'Halloween' though. Is that a breed of cupcake?
>>5852864
My research is useless against it. I was not expecting such a response from you.
>>5852865
I would like to learn a new form of greeting. 'What is up' did not seem to do the trick at all. Perhaps there is something more universally known by all earthlings I could say instead?
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>>5852834
It doesn't seem to be working.
>>5852836
So you have some imaginary friends? Haha! I thought it was going to be more serious than that!
>>5852864
>he sighs
It started as a war for independence. You see in the future earth's population was too much for her to bear. So many of us left to form colonies in space...over time we were known to be called spacenoids by the denizens of the Earth Federation. However time and time again we have been treated like second class citizens by the Earth Federation.So my family led the charge and listened to the voices of all spacenoids!
>>5852865
Any enemies so far?
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>>5852901
Thank you for your support adoring fan! I will follow in my champion's footsteps.
>>5852892
Its all the same in the end hmm? Hmmmm?
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>>5852913
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>>5852892
Sounds like you're having a great time then, Rika.
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>>5852907
>>5852875
Okay! Now that everyone sighed at my mistake, we can really begin!
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>>5852909
>all remaining skeletons suddenly collapse and their essence gone
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>>5852907
CUTE
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>>5852921
With those pointy ears I would think they would be more sensitive.
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>>5852915
>Breathing heavily at your side.
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>>5852913
>Humps fuckingly
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>>5852942
I hope I was able to serve you well, earthling.
>>5852947
There is one sound that I am allergic to. Its wavelength messes with the brain of my species.
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>>5852942
We have some naughty people here tonight!
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>>5852944
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>>5852942
Look at its coloring! It's just like Frederica's new dress that the Producer got for her! Let me show it to you--
>Trips and stabs the man with it
O-Ohh! Oopsie~
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>>5852892
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of what you made it for to begin with?
>>5852898
You really love your sisters... if we ask I'm sure they wouldn't just leave you by yourself.
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>>5852904
Hey, you're not insulting me! The gods must be on my side today! In all seriousness, I gotta ask ya; what's eating ya, dude? The hero-- No... I'LL always be happy to help you on whatever it is you need.
>>5852915
>The narrator laughs. "If that is the case, then I shall bid you farewell, fellow narrator. We can do it again in a less-than-crowded place if we can next time."
Please, she's stubborn and probably got the entirety of the friggin' world against me. I'm glad she doesn't hate me THAT much anymore, but it's funny how people can just turn against you in a single moment, y'know?
>>5852921
A new greeting, huh? Well, this is how it usually goes if you want people to say hello to yourself; try to be interesting, but try to keep it simple if you can! A simple "Good evening, my friends. How are you all today" can go a long, long way, y'know!
>>5852925
Any enemies? Not at all, from what I can tell. Rivals, people that hate me? Probably, but none I would call enemies at all! People tolerate me instead of liking me, but what can I do, amirite?
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>>5852904
Sorry, couldn't resist.
>>5852898
Oh, I wouldn't count on anything of the sorts. Like I said, second to none.
>>5852915
Huh? What about it?
>>5852915
That'd imply I'm even going to try and bother attacking that miserable pile of red and white.
>>5852921
Rika Asakura, hi.
>>5852925
Not entirely, but partial effectiveness is better than nothing.
>>5852932
No, not really, not at all.
>>5852939
LIKE HELL! A victory like this? It's meaningless!
>>5852775
No you won't! Because even if you DO wake up by somehow not dying of hunger in your sleep, you'll just go right back to sleep. Do you WANT to just waste away to nothing?
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>>5852969
>pet
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>>5852958
H-hey...I need a break from that anon..its a little sore back there right now...
>>5852934
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>>5852968
A book about yourself? Are you certain of this?
>>5852973
How are you all today... I see. The longer definition of the phrase 'What is up'. I did not think that could also be used as a suitable greeting.
>>5852974
Nu Mikitakazzo N'Shi.
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>>5852979
Why are you sore?
>Pats their back gently now
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>>5852968
A comedy or an idol channel? I can't decide, so let's make a comedy channel about idols! It's the best idea! Sweet laughter would be a nice name!
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>>5852977
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>>5852988
U-uh....no reason at all...
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>>5852968
Umm... Can I get some help with this?
>>5852972
Of course I do, but don't worry, you can bring someone you consider a little sister into the house too, it's only fair...
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>>5852968
Oh gross! Someone covers Paula's eyes!
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>>5852999
>helps with this
Glad I could be of service
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>>5852997
>pets the little sneks
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>>5852979
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>>5852988
Trixie.
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>>5852987
Both are good! It's all based on your personality; your Average Joe might say "What's up", while a more refined man would say "Good evening"! It's all supposed to fit the occasion, after all!
>>5853002
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I... I don't even know half the people here, oh God...
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>>5852968
Not really a tech savvy guy, but sure, this all happened.
>>5852974
>He chuckles.
Oh boy...rivals sure are something, mind pointing me out to your rival?
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>>5852959
Is it a common occurrence here?
>>5852973
As I said before,it's hard for me to find out why. I sense a good friend in you. Then again I find it hard not to be mad at someone after they kill you here.
>>5852974
What's the point? Knowing you something else will just put you in a bad mood tomorrow.
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>>5853002
I had enough of their constant chatter runing my filmwatching
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>>5853011
I love you snek-chan
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>>5852974
Right, right... Think whatever you want, just don't blame me later.
>>5853002
>>5853005
You could have helped me with this instead... Go just isn't enough for this kind of job...
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>>5853002
Interesting. You are some sort of dog-creature, yet you have the physique of an earthling.
>>5853012
...Which do you believe is more suited for me, Alfred? I do not want to mess up during my next greeting.
>>5853016
No, thankfully.
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>>5853002
Is Coca-cola poisoning a thing, hahahahaha.
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>>5852987
...Hm. Fancy. At least it fits what you are...I guess.
>>5852968
...
Mim-
>>5853013
Purple-haired girl, red-white robes.... I think she passed out just a few minutes ago.
>>5853016
So? At least it won't be the same exact thing.
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>>5853002
That's not how you rob a bank! Paula doesn't know how but she would do better than that!
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>>5853002
This is why I prefer not to watch movies on my own....
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>>5853009
Damn it Wiggins
>>5853020
....
Y-yes
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>>5852999
We could have both Karen and Tsukihi if you really wanted, I don't see an issue in it but we won't know their answers Araragi, I'll see what we can do.
>>5853002
Looks like someone heard of that bounty I had...
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>>5853036
Damn it Aksis, you were already hard enough to kill after wiping to you 400 times!
Now you have to harass me?
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>>5853041
Do you love me?
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>>5852925
You don't find that weird?
>>5852921
How did you-
>she takes the container with gusto
This is just like in the picture! Near Halloween, they put pumpkin spice all on the icing. It's real yummy!
>>5852974
Paula doesn't blame you. She would probably do the same if it happened to someone else.
>>5852973
The worst part is that I don't even know.
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>>5853038
>Retrieves an icepack ans wraps a cloth around it.
Here Furry, try not to overdo it like that again.
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>>5853034
Mikitaka is my Earth name if you would prefer to call me by something shorter. Most do.
>>5853036
This is certainly some strange earthling behavior if I have ever seen it. Perhaps it is some form of bonding activity.
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>>5852921
Why? It's not like I look all that normal, a normal response shouldn't have been expected.
>>5852925
Weird sounding name aside this sounds like it's a long ways off from my time, but I can figure how that works out, people not on Earth don't seem as important than those on it, it is the planet that bore is after all.
>>5852949
... This.. This is fine..
>>5852973
You're saying she'd leave me to die just because she hates you? I really doubt that.
>>5852974
I-I'm only saying! It might happen, there's always a possibility.
>>5852977
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>>5853011
>Watches in horror.
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>>5853053
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>>5853036
Party hard, party all night!
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>>5853055
I see. I do not understand why pumpkins of all things though.
>He happily hands you the container of cupcakes.
What is Halloween?
>>5853069
This is certainly a bonding activity. I shall take note of it.
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>>5853034
She passed out, huh. Would it be okay to move her body somewhere, I dunno'..... appropriate? We can't just leave her passed out on the floor, now can we?
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That's it for me, night everyone.
>>5853038
Oh hush, you wanted to tell them about your accomplishment.
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>>5853029
Such a weakness...would be catastrophic for your people if someone were to exploit it. Or you could invest in headphones. Either way.
>>5853034
Not for you, but for me and everyone else you talk to yes.
>>5853055
Not really no,but war makes you insensitive to most things.
>>5853058
And it should be left alone! Earth is sacred,yet the Earth Federation continues to poison it with constant pollution! Space is the next step in human evolution yet they are too stubborn to see it.
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>>5853016
I guess some people aren't as patient as you. You'll find a good friend in anybody if you spend enough time with them, after all. And, well, trust me - I know that last statement like the back of my hand. If you kill someone... Try not to rub it in their face no matter how mad you are at them, okay?
>>5853029
I would say... "Good evening" would suit you best. Keep calm, be polite, and then it'll do you wonders! Proper etiquette is also something you need in a conversation, I forgot to add.
>>5853055
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>Once again, Alfred takes a deep breath.
Man, it's not fun having these things happen to you, is it? I know you said that I was somewhat the cause of all of this, so maybe it'd be for the best if I just kept quiet for a second, right?
>>5853058
Honestly? Yes, she probably would. She doesn't like me, and she probably won't until some God-given miracle comes to help me - then again, Amelia hurried the process a little bit... Best case scenario? She ignores me and helps you. Worst case scenario? She leaves you alone, throwing a few wrenches and choice words at me.
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>>5853069
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>>5853080
night Wiggy
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>>5853069
Winners don't do drugs. That's why you're a loser.
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>>5853042
They would be happy to come with us... Maybe... After all, they love their onii-chan.
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>>5853056
T-thanks anon...its going to be a long road ahead of me...
>>5853080
Y-you're the one who exposed me!
Anyways, have a good night Wiggins!
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>>5853081
Even a device such as that proves ineffective. My only way of avoiding this threat if it makes itself known is to flee.
>>5853082
This is all very useful to me Alfred. Thank you for the information.
>He takes a wallet out of his uniform.
Now I shall pay you for what you have given me.
>>5853091
I learned this one from an earthling.
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>>5853058
>Hyperventilating.
>Sweat trickles along his cheeks, along with a bit of snot coming out.
Errnn.....nnneenernn...
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>>5853098
Oh you'll get over it before tomorrow. If not I'm taking you to the vet because she might have ripped something.
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>>5853057
You just accepted it that easily?
>>5853055
Well, good. I'm just in a mood right now, is all.
>>5853024
Pfft. It wouldn't be that big of a downside becoming a ghost, anyways.
>>5853058
No, not really, there's not.
...Ugh. Lazy shit went right back to sleep already.
>>5853081
Hehehehe, it'll be a good lesson in patience for you, now won't it?
>>5853080
Later.
>>5853079
There's no point. She's got so little energy, it doesn't matter where she is.
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>>5853091
What happened to partying all night?
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>>5853112
Yeah, it would be great... Until you're exorcised and forced to leave this world anyway.
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>>5853095
Whatever you say Araragi...Probably will have a girls night, Speaking of night, I'm going to sleep now so you better get some sleep at some point.
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>>5853077
You don't know Halloween? It's only one of the coolest holidays of the year!
>>5853080
Later!
>>5853081
Well a lot of people do find it weird. Paula likes them because they can never leave her.
>>5853112
Please don't tell Paula it's a bad mood.
>>5853082
>a look of realization suddenly flashes on Paula's face
That's right! You make Paula feel like trash! Just like everyone else back then!
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>>5853112
I chose it for myself so that I could blend in with a collection of earthlings undetected. It is effective.
>>5853114
If only I were able to sleep in my flying saucer.
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>>5853105
A-Ah! Bro, really, there's no need to pay me for the information! You've learned something valuable from all of this, right? That should be payment enough for me!
>He smiles.
All I want you to do in return is to make as many friends as you can, alright? You seem like the kind of guy that can do that flawlessly, so I have high hopes for your future!
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>>5853080
Goodnight, for the third time, go to bed.
>>5853081
Clearly statistics and common knowledge tells us that, the sun will go one day and take most if not all of the solar system with it, of course that's in a long time, but it will happen.
>>5853082
Your opinion of her isn't that good ya'know, she's actually pretty okay.
She hasn't thrown a wrench at me yet and I'm pretty stupid with my choice of words sometimes.
>>5853106
Yes? Is there something you wanted to say?
>>5853112
Haha, well we can try again another time, next time I see her I'll talk to her.
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>>5853112
Oh. Well. Alright then. Just a suggestion. Now how did your Rival manage to find you here?
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>>5853114
What is Paula going to do with all of this food?
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>>5853128
They tried that before with someone I loved. She just kept coming back, stronger than ever.
>>5853134
Eeeeeh, sorry. Kinda been stuck in one for days on end.
>>5853135
Undetected? With ears like that?
>>5853142
She just kinda...popped up. Same as how me and everyone else from where I'm from did, actually. And it's more that I found her, actually.
>>5853140
>She sighs
Try and keep some food on hand for if you do, would you? At this rate it's a miracle she hasn't starved to death.
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>>5853133
I'll be going to bed in just a moment too, so don't worry about it... Good night.
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>>5853143
Nothing to see here!
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>>5853108
Ripped is a understatement anon...
She may as well have torn a new one.
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>>5853140
Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way! I promise...please! I swear as under an oath to Akatosh!
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There is literally a SCP that has to be brutally raped all the time to stop the birth of the anti Christ.
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>>5853082
I rarely lose my cool,as a leader one must not let emotions get in the way. Im sure you know this.
>>5853105
Sounds like quite the problem. Is it debilitating or fatal?
>>5853112
The fact that im still here with you is already a testament to my patience.
>>5853134
Not like they have anywhere else to go haha!
>>5853140
In the meantime we should do our best to preserve the planet, do our children not deserve the right to see the same green planet our ancestors grew up in? My people will win this war...even if it kills me.
But enough about that ugly subject...
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>>5853154
That must be because you suck at it... If it is still coming back and you need a specialist's help, I could get you in contact with a few good ones, but that would have to be another day, I need to rest for a bit.
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>>5853164
Three on one is just not cool!
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>>5853166
Alright I'll call in the vet and have a medkit on standby. Starts getting worse I'm taking you in hun.
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>>5853174
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE,YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!
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>>5853134
I would like to know more about this Halloween. If it is 'cool' then I must learn about how it works.
>>5853143
That is unfortunate.
>>5853154
Not all earthlings are as critical of appearances as yourself.
>>5853164
Perhaps I could show you the creatures which we imitated in our previous encounter?
>>5853182
it is not fatal by any means. The sound creates an allergic reaction within my body, causing my skin to go red and blister and giving me a splitting headache.
>>5853196
...
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>>5853134
...
>Alfred nervously claps, not knowing what to say.
I mean, well, it's good that you found out what the problem was, but all I gotta ask is, well... How are you gonna solve it?
>>5853140
To you, perhaps. I... I don't really know what to think of her, now. You've spent more time with her than I have with her, but... She made me feel like crap at times.
She threw some at me just for apologising profusely. Disintegrated me once for arguing with her, and then twice more after that for hugging her. I think she just hates me.
>>5853182
Man, I wish I could be like you! England would probably get offa my back for not being a gentleman like him... And, yes, I know you're a leader. You've got that aura around you that just speaks "I'm a leader", y'know?
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>>5853182
That or you're just that desperate to get your hands on my technical expertise.
>>5853187
HAH! There's no better specialist than the Hakurei shrine maiden, and even she can't stop it. And even then I wouldn't want her to.
Later.
>>5853200
I never said I was passing judgement. But most humans, at least of the outside world? They tend to shun things that look 'weird'.
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>>5853154
Jeez, sodas, alcohol, and now food? Why do I do this stuff for you again?
>>5853174
Hmm? Oh, yeah sure, why not? I mean it's a free world pretty much, do what you want.
>>5853182
And the first topic wasn't grisly? Haha, but I understand, I might be around in those times, maybe..
>>5853199
Stolen? What proof do you have that he is a thief?
>>5853204
Well.. touching her in general is just a no no, but she probably doesn't hate you, she's just really good at holding grudges I think.
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>>5853207
The people of this world were among the first to be so judgemental of my appearance. I have never dealt with this sort of situation prior.
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>>5853196
More losers. The final three look like they never been in a city.
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>>5853198
I-I think im a little big for the vet, dont you think?
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>>5853154
Musta' been a really awkward encounter then, I know I'd freak out if I saw someone I knew here. Trust me! They could potentially cause a huge ruckus in this place.
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>>5853176
SCPs are not real.
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>>5853216
Oh! Thank you, great grand champion! Shall I lead the trail along the way for you?
>>5853199
M-m-me? I haven't stolen anything at all? Wh-what's the meaning of this!?
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>>5853200
And there is nothing medical wise that can prevent it? I know your people must be technologically advanced.
>>5853204
And you strike me as a man with good intentions,it's admirable to be a hero. To put people's needs in front of your own. A shame that is rare now a days.
>>5853207
Don't flatter yourself Rika, I'll stick to my mobile suit. They beat your tanks in style!
>winks
>>5853216
So what about you Kaito? What brings you here? You seem like a friendly gentlemen. Why compete in something as brutal as this?
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>>5853220
No sleep but not for the good reasons!
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>>5853222
Vet would be able to treat you better then a normal hospital. Hospital would send you to someone who specializes in one thing and isn't there where as a vet can do the same thing as them and much more.
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>>5853234
No shit but somebody out there wrote that and people thing its amazing.
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>>5853216
Hey! This is for her, not me. As it were I'm gonna need to keep an eye out, too.
>>5853224
I, uh...sorta begged her to help with something.
...Keep an eye out for her, would you? The lady hasn't even been eating.
>>5853217
Sooo, what you're saying is that the people where you've 'infiltrated' are either exceptionally dumb, or exceptionally prone to not commenting on stuff like this.
>>5853244
I dunno, I think there's something to be said about the style of something specifically built to look monstrous.
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>>5853250
Who cares.
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>>5853154
Paula has been kinda in one too. Does Rika know what is causing hers?
>>5853182
That's right! It makes Paula feel less alone when she is sometimes. About that person you're trying to shoot, I take it I can't go on that trip soon.
>>5853200
Oh it is awesome! You dress up in a costume and then you walk and. Get. Free. Candy!
>>5853204
Paula doesn't know how she can stop feeling like trash.
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>>5853238
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
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>>5853248
Paula hopes you enjoyed your trip to the city!
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>>5853244
This sound is only found on Earth, or on rare occasions even here.
>>5853253
My comrades are anything but. I do not appreciate the rude comments towards them.
>>5853257
In costume? Something similar to what you are wearing, perhaps?
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>>5853272
Look at who's a winner!
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>>5853216
It may be, but the past is in the past, so there ain't no reason to be hung up about it. She IS good at holding grudges. So good, that she's insulted me on multiple occasions and blamed it on mood swings BEFORE this whole mess started.
...Damnit, I want to not hate her and admit it was my fault, but she's gotta understand where I'm coming from here.
>>5853244
I've got good intentions, but I never seem to be able to do anythin' correctly. I mean, I try not to do dumb things, but I always seem to mess it up in some way. Either way, well, I'm just too arrogant to actually show that I am a hero. Hey, it'll settle itself in the end, right? Why should I be hung up about it?
>>5853257
Well, let the hero try to help you with that somehow; despite his relatively stable appearance, he's fighting a losing battle, too.
...Well, I always count my blessings and be happy that I was given a life like this - not trying to say it like a douchebag, but maybe you can do the same? What's cool about being Paula?
>>5853281
Congrats to the Empress, and thank you for hosting, dude!
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>>5853281
Bravo to all that played!
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>>5853281
Thanks for hosting!
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>>5853249
But...the idea of a vet terrifies me...I dont want to get shots...plus, they're going to stick stuff inside me, I guarantee it!
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>>5853257
Lack of a good, old friend, some other loved ones...and the fact that my rival or whatever isn't acting herself.
At least I'm figuring that.
>>5853272
Oof, tough luck, lady.
>>5853273
And you only talk with your "comrades"?
>>5853281
Congrats, Sol. And thanks for the show!
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>>5853297
What they'll stick into you won't be as bad as what Trixie gives. Trust me I've taken it from her too...
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>>5853253
Monstrous,but not in a good way.
>>5853257
Don't worry about him, my dear. I won't let anything spoil your trip.
>>5853273
A very strange phenomenon. How did you first come across this allergy?
>>5853288
You shouldn't. You may represent a country,but remember what your country is composed of. Humans. And if you never made a mistake,well how could anyone relate to you? Then you would truly have trouble making friends.
>>5853281
Thank you for the game.
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>>5853292
Thank you for the ritual of combat.
>>5853306
I have only seen Josuke once since arriving at this place. I believe I told you of him once before.
>>5853311
Is it not obvious? The sound which I despise came into earshot range of me.
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>>5853262
>He casts a spell allowing him to wield Daedric armor, while summoning a skeleton champion.
NOW! YOU WILL DIE!
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>>5853311
It's supposed to look SCARY, dammit. You don't even know what Sigma actually looks like.
>>5853321
Yeah, and? He doesn't really give much of a crap about anything as long as you don't mock his hair.
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>>5853273
This is just Paula's normal clothes but others would call it a costume. But it's not just me they can dress like, there's more than hundreds of possibilities they can do!
>>5853288
Paula has some zapping powers. She wins a lot of tournaments outside of here. She got a bunch of money from those. Not much.
>>5853306
Oh no! That's not good at all! We need to distract you from all of that!
>>5853311
It means that something big will happen for you, right? Paula doesn't want to intrude.
>>5853311
>>5853321
>>5853306
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>>5853288
Thanks! That was definitely my last one for tonight!
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>>5853311
Some people would say that, because I'm a hero, I shouldn't be making mistakes and calling myself a hero. I mean, hey, at least I'm not rude and impolite! I may be a ditz, and I may be a bit insensitive, but I at least try to be the hero, right? At the end of the day, that's all that matters! I've got a heart larger than this very Earth itself, and I'm proud of it!
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>>5853253
Uh...okay, if you say so.. ....
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>>5853307
...
Who is this?
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>>5853335
I can only be one of a few people here Furry. You can probably guess easily.
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>>5853324
You have not met Okuyasu, I assume? He is another kind earthling I have befriended.
>>5853332
Perhaps I will need to create a costume of my own.
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>>5853238
Lead what trail? I'm not really going anywhere..
>>5853244
Ah well.. My family shows up here occasionally, they're very important to me, I'm the big brother after all.. But you're right, I don't really like killing..
>>5853253
Haha, you didn't answer the question ya'know..
>>5853288
You never know, she might have a really good reason for being hung up on the best, something other people can never hope to truly understand..
>>5853292
Congratulations Sol!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula! Get a goodnight's sleep!
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>>5853333
>dem three's.
boy you're some hero alright!
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>>5853334
I'm serious, alright? It's shameful even thinking I got beat by someone like that.
...What's up?
>>5853332
Bah, don't worry about it. It'll solve itself out eventually. So what's with you?
>>5853355
Neeever heard of him. Honestly? If what I can guess from just Josuke, your friends deal with enough weird crap to just not care about something like aliens.
>>5853357
Because you're not an asshole?
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>>5853353
Hm..you should really get some sleep y'know
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>>5853371
Not the orange furry I'm someone else. A hint, we've done it before.
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>>5853321
Just like that huh? Nothing specific?
What is this noise exactly?
>>5853324
Well from what i'v seen from your other works it can't be that impressive.
>>5853332
>pulls you in close
Don't worry my,dear. You won't...out in the stars no one can bother us,and you'll float like an angel,well....you already are one.
>>5853333
Couldn't have said it better,friend. If people can't appreciate your intentions,well they aren't worth impressing.
>>5853357
Aha, A big brother! Take care of your family, and keep them close! I have to say my big sister and brother mean the world to me. Trust me when I say,that as an older figure...you have a lot more influence than you think on your younger siblings.
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>>5853332
See? There are some pretty cool things about being Paula! You've got, well, lemme just put this into person for you - instead of being Paula, you could've been in a worse situation, y'know? I may not be the most inspirational of folks, but life is pretty cool like that, isn't it?
>>5853357
"On the best"? Man, I don't hate her, and I really don't want us to keep fighting, but I wish she wouldn't make me out to be the bad guy. I've sinned just as much as she does. Just... Man.
>>5853360
R-Really, Anon? Am I a hero to you-- I-I mean, of course I'm the hero! Thank you kindly for the compliment, Anon! I really needed it today! DURUFU~!
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>>5853383
Well now you have me confused. I've not done THAT in a long time, unless you're referring to all the way back sometime in May or something.
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>>5853388
This anime made me gay
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>>5853396
>Pets the furry-chan.
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>>5853387
But of course! I'll patch up all my relationships with people that I've upset, but I won't guarantee that I won't be a troublemaker like always! The hero is the hero, and there's no amount of insults that'll ever change that! My personality is an add on to the guy that tries to do his best; America!
>>5853388
Just as much as she has.
Crap.
>>5853399
How does it feel, Anon? How does it feel knowing that you want to bang a country? I bet it's me, isn't it?
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>>5853355
Mm hm! You can either buy or make them! An alien must have some crazy stylish ideas for costumes!
>>5853357
Thank you very much!
>>5853365
How do you stop feeling like trash?
>>5853387
Hehe! Then wouldn't Paula be floating by now?
>>5853388
I don't want to think how much worse I can become? What if that happens?
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>>5853405
...!
It was back in may! Good to see you're lurking around little one~
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>>5853365
I really... don't... care for her, I'll go out of my way an keep an eye out - I'm a man of my word. But in the end of the day, that's up to her own good if she wants to eat or not.
She really sounds like a handful to deal with, if she can't feed her damn self.
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>>5853388
>3388
No! ALFRED! THIS IS COMING FROM ONE HERO TO A LIVING LEGEND!
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>>5853414
I lurk hg and erp but don't join in unless I have the time/have the ability to post because this site hates me.
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>>5853365
Yeah, I suppose I'm just a jackass huh? That and you already kind of have enough shit to deal with without looking for a dumb hard to find drink.
>>5853388
On the past, but she's not really, honestly I only hear you talk about the thing between you two, she doesn't mention it.
>>5853387
Trust me, I know how much influence I had on them growing up, I'm practically their dad even... Our family is strange I suppose, we don't really have a father or mother, so I and my older sister raised our family, we're also.. Not related really.
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>>5853387
And what if I told you it was out here right now, in plain view, if only you were able to see it?
>>5853408
Uh. That depends. What's the cause of it?
>>5853417
She wasn't always like this. She's just lost all her morale for some reason. I mean...at least, just make sure she doesn't die on me.
>>5853427
Actually, you're kinda the exact opposite of a jackass.
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Apologies to all the people I have been conversing with,but im afraid I am too tired to continue.
Goodnight.
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>>5853426
Its still good to see that you're still around though.
So, you've been on the train known as Trixie as well? The after effects are...certainly something..
>>5853442
Night Admiral!
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>>5853408
I mean, hey, even if you hit rock bottom, the only direction left to go is up. Sure, it could get worse, but the future is now, isn't it? You can steer life in whatever direction you choose; don't be like me and let "What if"s control your path.
>>5853425
O-OH, MY! I didn't think I was THAT much of a hero-- I-I mean, it is always nice to see another hero around here! I bet you've done just as many cool things as I've done, right?
...M-Man, I never thought I'd actually be considered a hero at all until now...!
>>5853427
As soon as I get it out of my system, I don't think I'll ever mention it again; Rika knows what she's doing. If she doesn't say her honest feelings, she'll keep the grudge going for a long time.
...I mean, hell, it kinda worked. Have you seen me mention Elly and Kurumi at all until now?
>>5853442
But of course, Vice Admiral Zabi! I hope you have a good rest!
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>>5853440
>DROPSKICKS INTO THE OCEAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
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>>5853440
And what would that be?
>>5853442
It's alright Garma, go and have a pleasant rest.
>>5853451
Yes, you mentioned them earlier actually... But why do you ask? Also she'll go at her own pace, there's no reason to force her to go any faster.
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>>5853440
Just... just... I'm too tired to continue. I;m sorry. We'll help each other later today.
>>5853442
I'll see you in my dreams, Garma.
>>5853451
It sounds like you're just trying to mix a lot of inspirational things into your speech. I thank you for trying though.
See you guys later. It's time to close the curtains for now.
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>>5853442
Aw, what a shame. Later.
>>5853453
>Screams
>Rectifies trajectory in midair
>Distant swearing
>>5853455
Uh. A nice guy? I dunno what else to call it.
>>5853465
Huh? Well, alright. Later, Paula.
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>>5853465
Goodnight Paula, have pleasant dreams.
>>5853472
Oh, I thought there was an exact opposite word.. Sorry, I'm not really an expert on insults..
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>>5853455
No, I meant before earlier today. Did I speak of 'em at all? Nope! At least, I think I didn't. I was trying to make a point there, but I think I failed.
...I'm not forcing her. I'm all for her waiting until she's comfortable enough to tell me to piss off to my face. I just... It's weird, alright? I don't know what else to say that hasn't already been said.
>>5853465
The hero tries his hardest to make sure that you're alright in the end, but I guess he just tried too hard... I mean, hey, there's always next time, right? I'll be here every step of the way if you need me to. See ya later, Paula. Have a good rest.
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>>5853451
OH BOY! A hero is any person really intent on making a better place for his people, someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. Yet...A TRUE HERO ISN'T MEASURED BY THE GREATNESS OF HIS STRENGTH! Yeah sure, it get's all topsy turvy exchanging blows with evildoers. BUT BY THE STRENGTH OF HIS HEART!
>He poses.
YOU SIR ARE FINE EXEMPLAR OF THIS!
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>>5853452
Y-yeah...that vet visit sounds nice right about now. 14 inches...yersh..
Still, good to see that you're around though. I'll most likely be falling asleep here in a moment. I'll catch you later little one~
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>>5853488
I mean, there might be? Hell if I know, I don't really keep track of it.
...Boy Scout?
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>>5853495
Bye my furry love~
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>>5853494
>Alfred's struck speechless; it's weird hearing genuine compliments from someone that isn't him, Canada, or Japan, so this is a first.
My heart is large, yes, and my strength is pretty cool, too! I've always wanted to be a hero so everyone gets a happy ending, so this is just...! This is amazing! I really wanna thank you for giving me a pep talk, you awesome hero, you!
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>>5853489
Haha, well I suppose that means it effects you in a major way.
But honestly I don't think she'd say that randomly one day, I think you just need to wait it out, like with Elly and Kurumi.
>>5853495
Goodnight FP, rest well!
>>5853514
... I'd rather be called a jackass.
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Good mornin'.
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>>5853547
>kissu
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>>5853530
Kinda, sorta, who knows?
Eh, maybe not, but I'm sure that she would if she could. And I'd be happy to wait if it weren't for the fact that some people will main me because of it. Let's not get into an argument and move on from it, yeah? I get the feeling that she's eavesdropping on us, and I don't know why...
>>5853547
G'morning, dude! How's it been?
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>>5853547
4 AM?
...Eh, morning enough. Hey, Sabitsuki.
>>5853530
Wouldn't everyone? At least it fits, right?
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>>5853522
>His new scarf beats along the wind gracefully, he takes his masks off.
As am I content to hear, your gratitude, Soldier.
From one hero to another...
>He extends his fist.
Fist bump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3SjCzA71eM
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>>5853548
You really don't have anywhere else to be, huh?
>>5853553
Hey Alfred.
Meh.. My back's aching a bit but otherwise, I can't REALLY complain.
>shrugs
Just another day.
>>5853559
Hey, Rika.
Slept pretty well thanks to being inside for a change....
>she stretches
I should thank you.
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>>5853547
Good Morning! May your worries be outweighed by an overflowed cup of joy, for I SKULLOMANIA....
>Poses.
IS AT YOUR SERVICE!
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>>5853570
Eh, don't worry about it. Comfy, I assume, then?
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>>5853562
>He just sets his hand on his chest, a tearful expression of joy on his face. After a few seconds pass, he bumps his fist lightly, a large smile on his face.
Fist bump, bro. Like, wow, man, I didn't ever think that I'd ever get to meet another hero! This is so cool!
>>5853570
You remembered my name? Sweet!
Well, that doesn't really sound too fun, I'll be honest with ya. I mean, having that happen to you real early in the morning is a little bit annoying, wouldn't you agree?
...Well, like you said; it's just another day. I dunno if you should be comin' to the arena if that's the case, though...
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>>5853577
Shall I fetch you some pillows and blankets grand champion?
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>>5853553
Main you because of it? But I honestly don't think she cares enough to eavesdrop, fine by me though I suppose, I don't mind either way.
>>5853559
Me being a boy scout or a jackass? But I guess it doesn't matter, because you totally love me either way right?
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>>5853575
...That should be "I, Skullomania, am at your service."
Did you come up with that name yourself?
>>5853577
Comfy enough, yeah. I guess.
Things been well since last time?
>>5853593
Eh, it's whatever. I can walk it off.
I've lived through worse. A lot worse.
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>>5853593
Yeah. Man! You're looking at not just a hero...
>Skullomania puts his mask back on, he radiates with Skullo-energy and poses.
...but a SUPER hero.
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>>5853594
NO! I'm not tired, dammit, go away!
>>5853596
Boy scout.
>She rolls her eyes
Don't oversell yourself.
>>5853602
....
Yeah. Not really. See that lump over there?
>She points over at a purple-haired girl in red-white robes lying on the ground, fast asleep
Been trying to motivate her to get off her ass and do something for the past, like...week, at this point.
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>>5853596
Yes, maim me because of it. Urotsuki doesn't like me all too much anymore, from what Ivan and Amelia've told me.
Yeah, she really shouldn't be eavesdropping on conversations; that'd be kinda rude in the long run, even if I'm being rude by speaking about her behind her back.
...I now suddenly realise I don't have anything much to talk about. C-Crap. This doesn't make me shallow, right?
>>5853602
Walk it off? Well, you do you, I guess. I'd probably just wait a bit before trying anything, myself.
Yep, I kinda already know that, y'know. I gave you the idea to become a micronation because of it, remember? Even if it wasn't too practical in the end, I kinda helped out about it.
>>5853607
...NO WAY!
>Alfred seems to be gushing over this revelation as he always looked up to superheroes; I hope you're ready for him to talk your ear off.
Dude, I may be a hero, but I ain't a SUPERhero! How did you even manage to become one? Did you just decide to be one one day?
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>>5853602
DAMN IT! QUIT LECTURING ME! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'VE BEEN A HERO FOR....1...2...3....4...5..6... I DON'T REMEMBER!
Yes, I made the name up! Do..don't be alarmed, by my name...i-is there something wrong with my name?
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You know what to do humans.
I require 24 of you!
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>>5853630
Sabitsuki
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>>5853620
HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE LIFT A WRENCH THAT HUGE?
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>>5853630
Eggman-kun
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>>5853630
Illyasviel von Einzbern
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>>5853630
The Star-Spangled Hero
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>>5853630
Maria and Harusame
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>>5853630
Jun Watarase
Since I'm here I might as well enter one.
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>>5853630
Rika
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>>5853630
Lord Beerus
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>>5853620
Huuuh....She's a shrine maiden, huh.
>Sabitsuki walks over and looks down. After a few seconds, she nudges the miko with her foot
What, Do you need her to purify something?
>>5853624
Just let me worry about me, yeah? You've got your own problems.
>>5853628
You're a HERO too? ...You're in skull-themed stuff.
Apart from it being kinda lame, nothing.
>>5853643
Sure. Join the fun, beat up other people.
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>>5853630
Aksis Prime
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>>5853620
I know I haven't said something like this since.. Well I left for vacation I suppose, but I really do enjoy my time talking to you, maybe because I've been a pain in your ass for so long, haha.
>>5853624
Urotsuki huh? Me and her are like.. I don't really know here all that well even though I probably should..
But don't worry about it, lack of topics happens, it's inevitable.
>>5853630
Kaito
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>>5853630
Frederica Miyamoto
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>>5853630
Emiya Kiritsugu
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>>5853630
Sanae Kochiya
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>>5853630
Koakuma
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>>5853630
Patchouli
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>>5853630
Pure cinnamon bun
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>>5853659
>>5853663
Oh my, it's the combo! Is there something special going on?
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>>5853630
Reigen Arataka
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>>5853634
Once you get your hands under it, it's not that hard.
...Plus, it's a pretty damn light alloy.
>>5853651
>She's fast asleep.
No, she's my rival. Or enemy, or whatever you wanna call her, I can handle most of it myself.
>>5853653
There's more entertaining people to talk with and you know it.
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>>5853667
Hardly. We just so happened to join in at around the same time. Considering she's my assistant, are you at all surprised?
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>>5853668
Kekyoin
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>>5853630
Ririchiyo
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>>5853651
Please, the hero never puts his own problems before anyone else's! Still, if it's what you wish, I won't pester you about it. I've got a few other things to worry about, like you said.
>>5853653
Well, me and her were somewhat kinda-sorta friends. Then, well, this happened, and now she's gonna kill me if she sees me. I'll let her do it once and then tell her to knock it off; it'll help.
But, damnit, I talk a mile a minute, I shouldn't be running low on things to talk about! That's just simply useless of me!
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>>5853624
LONG STORY SHORT! I was once an average salesman. The job was boring, like...really, really boring! My superiors were not pleased with my results. Down on my luck, constantly being under pressure by my results. I volunteered to dress up and perform like a superhero at a carnival thrown for a top customer in their department store. I had hoped it would be chance to prove my value as a salesman. Oh yeah I've grabbed everyone's attention, I've put on quite a show, but something clicked in me. I was bored as hell, and I decided to become a vigilante crime-fighter. I'm also an ex-marine.
>>5853651
WAIT YOU'RE A HERO? WHERE'S YOUR FLASHY SPANDEX OUTFIT?
>>5853630
FUCK YOU I'M A REAL SKELETON
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>>5853668
Gary
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>>5853681
Keh! Its you again!
Technically speaking, you are a skeleton, but you have layers of meat on the outside, including that outfit!
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>>5853668
Baki Hanma
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>>5853667
I don't think I had anything lined up or scheduled...but as Ms. Patchouli said I am her assistant so I'm usually close by whenever she is here
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>>5853671
Haha, maybe I just keep you around in case I break down then?
>>5853672
Not at all Ms. Patchouli, I suppose like in most things you do it's magic.
>>5853680
Eh, don't worry to much about talking, just let the words flow naturally.
But I know how that feels, she almost killed me once when she found out about the prank I pulled on Ram.. Still regret it..
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>>5853680
Is that why you've been gone? Guessing so.
>>5853671
And.. you want her to handle the rest.
I can say this much... Never seen a shrine maiden just sleep out in the middle of nowhere.
>>5853681
What, me? No, no, I'm not a hero.
And like hell I'd wear a spandex outfit! I'd look ridiculous like that.
I meant that I couldn't believe you're a hero with as scary as you look.
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2 MORE
GIVE ME YOUR WORST FILLER
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>>5853668
POWER UP
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>>5853671
>Once you get your hands under it, it's not that hard.
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>>5853668
Leysritt
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>>5853697
Ursula-sensei
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>>5853688
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF BONE MEAL, FELLOW SKULLO-BROTHER! I'M BIG BONED! AND YES, THAT WAS AN ENTRY!
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>>5853694
No, not at all. It just...INFURIATES me that she's just lying around here. She's done literally nothing but sleep since she got here!
>>5853697
Matenshi
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>>5853697
Jumpscare
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>Loses control, spins right past the thread, and falls out of view off the edge
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HOW DOES IT LOOK HUMANS?
I'll assume no swaps are needed, so we'll begin very shortly otherwise!
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>>5853704
Yeah, yeah.
>>5853693
There's probably plenty of people qualified for that, too, you know.
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>>5853692
Well said, Koakuma.
I don't think we'll be in the same district, so if we aren't, treat it like any other duel in Gensokyo. Understand?
>>5853693
Not everything has a spell, Kaito....
...But if there was one for that, I would definitely know.
Hmh.
>>5853715
What incredibly sloppy flying technique....
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>>5853716
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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>>5853722
But who ar-
Wait nevermind.
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>>5853694
OH! SHUT UP! YOU'D LOOK GREAT IN SPANDEX...it get's a little sweaty, but mine's sweat absorbent.
Then you must be a villain, or you're paranoid to be intimidated by my BONE CRUSHING outfit.
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>>5853681
>About halfway through the story, Alfred grabbed a bucket of popcorn and began to eat some, listening all the while. At the end, he claps, a few tears in his eyes.
Damnit, that was the most heartwarming thing I've ever heard. Like, damn, man! The pacing, the twists, the atmosphere...! That was ten outta ten stuff! I'd be honoured to write a biography on you if I could!
>>5853694
Well, there's THAT too, but I was talking about something that came up recently, both here and in America. Especially what happened here... Man, I've got a lotta work to do, don't I?
>>5853693
And let it all fly like a machine gun? Pah! I'm better than that!
Yeah, almost, except this time, she's probably actually gonna kill me. It's a good life being Alfred Jones, y'know. You make a living eating fast food and pissing people off; I mean, who wouldn't want a life like that, c'mon now?
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>>5853721
>bows quickly
Yes Ms. Patchouli, I wish you the best of luck.
>>5853716
This is fine I suppose
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Very well! We shall begin our journey!
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>>5853715
...Wow. That was just lazy.
>>5853716
I'm good.
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>>5853716
I'm really stuck with the crossdresser dude...
Bah, well, just get on with it.
>>5853708
Oh.
...Yeah, I can see why that might piss you off. What've you tried so far?
>>5853733
Bleh. Yeah, no thanks.
I guess.. thanks for the compliment though?
...I mean... you're not entirely wrong. Some days I do feel like one.
>>5853736
That's what being a country's all about. Or so I'm assuming.
>>5853740
Whoa, now...! This is one hell of a way to start.
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>>5853740
I take it this is the scenic route.
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>>5853740
W-What was that for?!
>pats her pockets and realizes her money is gone
Give me back my money!
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>>5853737
You as well, Koakuma.
>>5853740
Don't worry, I can deal wi--
....Or you could perhaps do it with your bare fists.
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Heres a lesson in Lordran, never trust the dogs!
Lost a future skeleton that is a human currently...or so he says. That bone marrow looks a bit thick to be a real skeletons....
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>>5853692
Hey, that's great, I actually wanted to talk to you about something. There's a girl that had a incurable disease from my world, someone from here cured her, I just thought I'd tell you.
>>5853717
You can't shake me that easily ya'know, you're stuck with me.
>>5853721
Haha, sorry, I still don't know all to much about magic, speaking of, no animal ears this time?
>>5853736
I mean I wouldn't, I tend to orbit to people's good side for the most part, it's good for business too.
>>5853740
W-whoa.. That's crazy..
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>>5853721
>>5853744
>Slowly rises into view
That's what I get for speeding at the entry with reckless abandon.
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>>5853740
Why would you do that? Fre-chan had no apple on top of her head!
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>>5853754
...
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>>5853754
Wonder if I can tame 'em...
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>>5853754
I'm allowed to be lazy when I want to..
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>>5853750
>>5853752
Please tell me one of you say Hong at the front gate when you left the manor.
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>>5853736
>He scratches his head in confusion.
Wait, what was I talking about again? OH YEAH, MAN THAT WAS SOME 10/10 STUFF? I'M NO SHAKESPEARE MYSELF BUT WHAT'D YOU EXPECT FROM A HERO? SOME BORING EXPOSITION? NAH! I TEND TO FLAVOR MY MATERIAL WITH BONE CRUSHING, HUNCH WORTHY STUFF MAN. IF THERE'S ANYONE YOU CAN COUNT ON, IT'S ME MAN!
>>5853745
Sometimes you feel like one? Then I'll bang up that sometimes in your head KID, NO WORRIES, I'VE SAVED PLENTY OF TROUBLED JUVENILES BACK IN THE DAY!
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>>5853745
Uh. Mostly? Shouting, throwing things and soaking her in soda.
...And also appealing to the sheer amount of ass she's kicked in the past and how disgraceful it is that she's doing this. I couldn't even get her to eat anything before she passed out again.
>>5853758
Pfft. I can just avoid you, too.
>>5853759
Oh, come on, flying's one of the easiest things around. How the hell do you screw it up?
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>>5853773
Saw Hong*
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>>5853759
Indeed. Perhaps next time you should exhibit greater control? If you have it.
>>5853758
Oh, ha ha. If you wish, I can put some on you instead.
>>5853773
She was sleeping, but there.
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>>5853754
Not...the books...
>>5853752
I um...got set ablaze. Please be weary of bridges
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Seems Sanae and Kaito make a good tag team! Partnership will get you far in Lordran!
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>>5853784
Goodnight.
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>>5853773
She was there...yep. Totally there standing guard as always...
>>5853758
That's good to hear but I don't think Ms. Patchouli really cares about her illnesses all that much
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>>5853745
It's pretty much a nonstop barrage of paperwork and really weird events. If I were to give you a few examples, there's Paula's situation, the presidential elections, those goddamn clowns, other miscellaneous events... It's hard at times, but I always pull through with a smile on my face!
>>5853758
I was jokin', Kaito. Honestly, I don't even know HOW I managed to piss people off so easily. My personality is a bit loud and brash, yes, but what can I do about that? Nothing too much about it, right? Bah, I guess opposites don't attract at times.
>>5853776
>More clapping, with a sniffle here and there.
And it shows, too! You've got that little bit of spice to your story, dude! The atmosphere almost made me feel like I was there, even if I was nowhere near it! You could actually give Shakespeare a run for his money if you tried hard enough! You're a cool dude, dude!
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>>5853776
Tch. Are you implying you're gonna kick my ass now or something, bonehead? Just try it and I'll disassemble you.
>>5853777
...You know, your machines are pretty loud. Never tried one of those?
Yeesh, that's too much lazy for a shrine maiden. How the hell does she still have a job...?
>>5853784
Yeaaaah, buzz off, you drunkard.
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>>5853780
Ugh, I leave the manor for the minute and she is already slacking off. Thank you for informing me.
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The Immortal Hero of America seems to be a bit distracted...
The dynamic duo still dredge through the horrible lands of Lordran!
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>>5853784
>Rika sleeps on Power Up
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>>5853800
Well, I can wield it, but that doesn't mean I want to.
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>>5853784
Mmm...robots....
>>5853795
Only when I want them to be! I tried screaming right in to her ear and she didn't even flinch!
...Technically, she doesn't, actually. There's another her. A "better" her, in the current company's opinion.
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>>5853800
...What the hell am I looking at, and why do I have the feeling that this was all a clever ruse--
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>>5853791
..... You're lying to me. No matter.
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>>5853777
>>5853780
Above the recommended speed, one cannot guarantee the integrity of a broom's flight pattern. This is especially the case with a Teacher Issue Standard Luna Nova Broomstick, hardly the world's finest broom. I wish the world was full of naive magic where you grow wings and fly at whatever speed and angle your heart desires, but I do not come from such a world, or there would be no reason for me to teach magic to others if it were so easy.
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>>5853781
Well, you tried your best I suppose. Thank you for the advice.
Since your time is free, replace those singed clothes and get some tea for the both of us.
>>5853784
Oh, this place is hopelessly big... Drat.
>>5853800
Drakes? Hmm... Very good opportunity.
>>5853797
Of course, Sakuya.
Considering how many of us come here now, her job is more important....
>sigh
You'd think she would understand.
>>5853815
It sounds a lot harder than how we fly in our land.
Though broomstick flight IS hard, I'll give you that much.
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>>5853777
Would you though? I know I'm not as important as Urotsuki but..
>>5853780
I already have some, they're metal and I control them, besides, they wouldn't look half as cute on me as they do on you.
>>5853784
Haha, I wonder if I can enhance my own metal with this?
>>5853791
Hm, alright then, just if the need arises is all, but hey Koko how'd some those recipes work out for you?
>>5853793
I think you're also very unlucky man, you have the worst timing for things and are always in the bad place for the event.
>>5853800
Hey Sanae, why are we hanging out so much?
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The two continue their journey once more...impressive!
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>>5853793
>He weeps tears of joy, through his sweat absorbent mask.
Wai...WATI REALLY MAN? I'm get...getting a little choked up here, I'm HEROICALLY choking up here. I'm SORRY! I TEND TO GET EMOTIONAL A LITTLE TO EASILY ALFRED! OH MAN...
>>5853795
I wasn't trying to imply that I'll heroically kick a little girl's ass or anything, that'd be cruel of me! I'm just tryin' to say...that maybe, there's...something up in your head is all.
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>>5853826
This.. Is strange, I'm not used to sticking around with someone so long.. Don't leave alright?
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>>5853815
Who needs wings?
>As if on cue, she floats a few feet up in the air
Still, what a shame, a world like that's gotta be boring as all hell. Besides, all things considered, you could've got here at whatever speed you desired, for all the difference it would've made.
>>5853821
Eeeh. Sometimes I just lose patience, is all.
>>5853826
OH COME ON-
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>>5853838
Perhaps you should be careful with what you wish for, Kaito...
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>>5853819
Right away miss Patchouli.
>bows once more then departs to change clothes and fix some tea
>returns moments later with two cups of tea and places them down infront of Patchouli
Is there anything else you may require? W book perhaps?
>>5853809
I'm not lying I swear!
>>5853821
Koko? Recipes?
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