HG Thread: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*HACK COUGH COUGH*
...Oh man, that hurt my lungs.
>>5846218
Hanging out with a bunch of morons does not make you a winner. But as they say, birds of a feather flock together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW2lygZC_4
Im horny
>>5846211
She is not that crazy. Also thanks for getting standing by against that demon next door
>>5846218
Call me Stalker, I don't give my names to just anyone, 'friend'.
Whelp.
>>5846278
>Fucks
>>5846278
Hi horny. I'm Soviet
>>5846298
>cums
Thnx bb
>>5846278
Good for you i have a bucket of water with ice
>throws the water at you
how you feel now?
>>5846280
Have you seen the way she looks?
Congrats, Cell!
>>5846278
ay bb, i'm fast.
>>5846289
Congratulations Cell!
Thank you very much for hosting tiny Asgore!
brb gonna go watch pumpkinhead
>>5846309
U no it
>Cums
>>5846219
It will go down in Paula's history. Her first date! An idol!
>>5846252
You knoooooowwww. That also applies to Kukri.
>>5846284
Will Paula has to worry about Stalker stalking her? She wouldn't mind at all.
>>5846323
Nice job winner! Paula thanks you, host!
A really big fucking hole coming right up
>>5846351
No. I was paid to be here. Being here brings me absolutely no joy.
>>5846351
Don't say it like that, you are not filling my head with any thoughts I want.
And here's the rest of you all!
>>5846338
>>5846351
Thanks, guys!
>>5846371
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5846318
Is not as unusual as some people here. Plus she is like a child so I give her benefit of the doubt.
>>5846396
Just because she acts like one, doesn't mean she is one.
>>5846223
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
>>5846351
F-first date..? Ah, I suppose you can call it what you want, I'll most likely enjoy it anyway.
I heard somewhere that the world is going to use green energy
Which sounds great!
But I don't know what it is.
If it's green, does it taste like apples?
Mmmmmmmmm...... Aaaaappppllllleeeessss.
>>5846485
No no, it means natural energy sources, like how dams use the flow of water, how windmills use the wind, and solar panels use the sun, things like that!
>>5846367
Hmph! Paula can be mran too if she wants! Did boss Antonov hire you again? Maybe Mian will be here!
>>5846369
Paula's not doing anything! So! What does Stalker do? Paula wants to know!
>>5846445
It'll be fun! We can give each other massages, get wrapped in sea weed and finish it off in the hot tub!
>>5846532
Well I search for treasure and hunt mutants, most of the time, and you're a clown I bet. right?
>>5846528
Wow!
So we're going to use MAGIC!!!!!
I should of known. I feel dumb now.
Guess what works! Paula would like 24 of you to join!
All are welcome to join! Except duplicates!
>>5846532
Holy shit. I forgot how just talking to you can kill my brain cells. No, Someone else paid me to find some fucking twerp. I can't believe Im playing babysitter
Don't bring that mask fetishist into this.
>>5846588
Rin Tohsaka
>>5846588
Stalker
>>5846588
Capra Demon
>>5846588
Ken Bone
>>5846588
Kukri
>>5846588
Littletale Asgore
>>5846588
Classy Raven
>>5846588
Chara
>>5846588
Furry porn
>>5846588
Sunset
>>5846588
Warrior
>>5846588
Eggman-kun
>>5846588
Manami Tamura
>>5846588
RSV4
>>5846588
Kirigiri
>>5846532
T-those sound kind of intimate, but would I be able to fully enjoy a massage myself...? Hmm, I suppose I like back rubs, it's similar right?
>>5846586
It's not really magic, those some of the way we've learned to gather energy is kinda crazy.
>>5846588
Kaito
>>5846588
Caboose
>>5846588
Bane of Hoshi
>>5846588
Bigby Wolf
>>5846588
Nymph
>>5846588
Senshougahara
>>5846588
Legion
>>5846588
Starman
>>5846588
Fork
>>5846588
Reigen Arataka
>>5846588
Hikigaya Hachiman
Hello!
>>5846588
Late Soviet
>>5846642
Don't trees absorb the gross gassy stuff our cool stuff makes?
Why don't we just strap a bunch of trees and stuff to it.
YEAH
PROBLEM SOLVED
>>5846588
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5846693
>kissu
>>5846588
Misato
>>5846693
GAH
THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR ARM!
>>5846588
Boku
>>5846706
>Kissu
Very notice me Kampai please *-*
>>5846694
>snow or marry
>or marry
Soviet...
>>5846708
S-stop!
>>5846716
Get it off!
>>5846588
Wakasagihime
>>5846744
>kissu
I can't wait to plow that ass
>>5846746
>kissu
BUMP THE GAME
>>5846760
I-don't do that! Leave me alone!
>>5846641
>kissu
Can Paula get four more people? She thinks she can!
>>5846779
Stop spoiling Paula's plans!
>>5846744
>he runs over and slams your armband multiple times
GAH!
IT WON'T GO AWAY
>>5846801
Iida Tenya
>>5846693
Hey Schrodinger, what trouble are you up to today?
>>5846695
Yes they do and I don't think that'd work, people are growing a lot more trees than usual in parks and such lately.
>>5846801
Schrodinger
>>5846588
PC-98 Reimu
>>5846801
KYM-tan
>>5846588
Rachnera
>>5846801
Throwaway Cute Girl
>>5846735
Ilya?
>>5846803
...
That's a swastika you dummkopf
>>5846805
iiya
>>5846825
N-no...
('._.)
>>5846770
I bet you do that to all the girls, don't you?
>>5846806
Oh you know...
>pounces
The usual!
>>5846806
Yeah, but if we put trees and stuff inside those giant pipes that come out of factories then nothing will be there to pollute the sky!
>>5846832
Oooooooooooooh...
Sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt your pet swastika.
I hope dummkopf is okay.
>>5846859
nigga if cutting your own head off is the usual then i don't want to know what else you do
>>5846786
shhh it's fine sexy <3
>kissu
Are you ready? Are you super ready? Because we'll start in Three... two....
>>5846856
>kissu
Fuck off Cirno
>>5846841
Can I get a hint?
>>5846903
Swap me with
>>5846811
>>5846814
I'm going to sleep.
>>5846825
what's your favorite fast food joint?
>>5846834
Yes?
>>5846903
Thank you for the game.
>>5846859
>He doesn't react as usual.
Ah... So what is your usual?
>>5846877
That's because the tubes would be blocked and probably cause something to go wrong.
>>5846903
I suppose I'm ready to go..
>>5846903
I accept this challenge.
>>5846903
Ha, got in just in time. Nice. Well, let's get a move on!
>>5846917
No.
>>5846927
>>5846903
Deny this please
>>5846559
Good guess! But that's just Paula being nice. She's actually a tournament fighter!
>>5846593
Alright! Now you make Paula be mean!
>she sticks her tongue out at him
And don't talk about Mian like that. Even if her hiding her face is stupid.
>>5846642
>she just looks confused at the word 'intimate
Well duh! Like one part to be rubbed down and you'll want all of them to be rubbed down!
>>5846927
>she's still holding down on that two but she gives a thumbs up
>>5846960
>she shakes her head
>>5846903
I guess it'll have to do.
>>5846933
>kissu
t. aizaw
>>5846931
Wendy's.
McDonalds gets an honorable mention.
>>5846957
How am I supposed to notice you if I can't identify you?
>>5846949
No because the trees will absorb the gassy stuff and make fresh clean air!
Like one of those filters for coffee that I saw Church use once.
>>5846907
Sorry...
>>5846903
Oh, man, that background really reminds me of Loox! Let's do this!
>>5846903
ONE! Have fun you crazy kids! Halloween only comes once a year sometimes!
>>5846976
I'm anon you baka
>>5846877
No! You are dummkopf! You are stupid!
>>5846882
You sure? It'll be fun!
>>5846902
Im only a boy! Y-your scaring me!
>>5846949
Ummm...I don't know!
>>5846976
>Wendy's
My nigger.
When are we going on a date to Wendy's together?
>>5846966
I'd rather not take someone's spot, if I end up winning I'll feel nothing but guilt.
>>5847000
Anonymous isn't an identity.
>>5847012
Who's asking? Maybe I might.
>>5846994
...
>>5847009
so? you're a cutie regardless and I wanna make you feel really good!
>>5847009
DUMMKOPF!
>>5847016
Spider lady doesn't have to be so nice. Besides! That lady already has someone in already.
>>5846966
You are the perfect example of why brothers and sisters shouldn't marry. Either way, I don't give a shit what you or mask fetishist do. As long as you stay out of my way
>>5846994
Looks like I'm burning off with supplies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>>5847009
I'm not stupid, silly.
My name is Caboose.
Who in the right mind would name their kid "stupid".
Even "I" know better than that!
My first born child is going to be named Orange J. Caboose.
>>5846994
As much as Paula likes the background, she likes it more if people can see. Is there anything wrong with it?
>>5847037
Ugh..
>>5846933
Hey buddy, how are you?
>>5846966
A-ah, I see.. W-well I suppose I wouldn't mind that, but we'd have a masseuse r-right?
>>5846984
But the trees would die not being rooted to the ground and not getting nutrition from the soil.
>>5846994
Wonder what's in this.. N-no time to check!
>>5847009
That.. You're the goof ya'know.
>>5847038
This was actually the hardest boss in Dark Souls right behind the bed of chaos IMO. If you can't get up the fucking stairs fast enough he just knocks you down and hits you again right as you get up. I'm getting an ucler just thinking about how bad this guy's pissed me off.
>>5847067
Haha, this is fun but.. We'll have to clean these back up.
>I'm not having any troubles with it.
>>5847067
Oh, singing with a fork? I totally haven't gone insane.
>>5846970
>Iida returns the kissu.
>>5847078
I am fine, completely neutral.
And how is your condition?
>>5847032
You are making me feel creeped out! Go to that weird place...
>>5847034
Ja! Thats what you are!
>>5847062
You say Caboose. I say stupid!
>>5847078
No! You are the goof king! How are you?
>>5847067
Beware the trees. They are big jerks! Even more than Kukri!
>>5847078
Not if we use Sequoias.
Those things are really, really, really, really tall.
>>5847128
Is that how Caboose is said in your language!
I get it!
Kinda like how George is Jorge in Russian, right?
>>5847163
AH IT HURTS
THAT REALLY HURTS!
>>5847041
>her voice drops to a lower tone
I don't even remember my parents, not that you care. So you've found a new boss? You didn't get your payment last time, you know.
>>5847076
Don't look so glum! You're still Paula's chum! Now get your big rear in gear!
>>5847078
Kaito really likes to ask obvious questions! Of course we will. Paula will make sure of it!
>>5847125
haha i wasnt actualy awaza you nigger
>>5847186
Since when did you start considering me a "chum"?
>>5847189
You can drop the charades, Aizawa-chan.
>>5847186
It was transferred to my account,besides I was after something else...not money. Hehe, you didn't spend it all already did you? I wouldn't be surprised actually.
>>5847163
Ghosts and Gods are here to take your candy. Keep up with it!
>>5847125
Oh my, that's good to hear, but my condition? Haha, I think you'd have fun to know I was shot at today, but that's a normal thing here..
>>5847128
Fine, but you always mess the robots and stuff that chase me, unfortunate..
>>5847163
Sorry Eggman.. You didn't explain well enough.
>>5847185
T-that still just sounds like a fire hazard though, a big one.
>>5847186
Oh good, I was afraid of something, but hey, why ask so suddenly for this 'date'? I mean I don't mind, I feel as though I'll definitely enjoy it, just curious is all.
>>5847240
S-she..? A-anyway y-you can live..
>>5847185
Ja! In German, Caboose means stupid! Fufufu!
>>5847265
Well I did see you fight that army! That was fun!
is it robots now? Can I help?
>>5847208
how bout i drop my pants instead
>drops pants to reveal 18-inche cock(soft)
>>5847265
You were fired upon? Knowing how frisky you tend to be, I wouldn't be surprised if it was in self-defense.
But, nonetheless, what fate did the assailant come to meet?
>>5847295
Why do you keep a rooster (soft) in your pants?
Bestiality is a serious offense in most countries.
>>5847240
If you put a hook on your missing hands, you can be a pirate!
>>5847205
When you invited Paula to a sleepover! You know, she's still waiting for that to happen.
>>5847218
Why do you only laugh when you're mean? I'll have you know that I didn't spend a lot of it at all. Mian has been real helpful with that.
>>5847265
Paula just wants to spend some time with the people here outside of here. That's not bad is it?
>>5847265
Not if we use velcro.
>>5847289
God bless you. Need a tissue?
>>5847295
>strokes my dick
>it grows into your ass
I see nothing's changed. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but I can work with it.
>>5847343
Oh great, you two are still together? I thought you would split after the tournament.
>>5847366
your mom's hot
>skitters away
>>5847329
Paula was hoping to play that piano.
>>5847343
That's right...just come into my attic whenever you're ready
>>5847329
What do you mean, you don't trust me? What's not to trust? You really think I'd ship off a dangerous rune?
>>5847366
The fact that this place is full of hopeless fools? Yeah, you're pretty much right.
>>5847408
Too bad for the cat. It's gonna have a hell of a week coming up...
>>5847085
git gud
>>5847289
So you are spying on me! I bet you actually want me to lose so you can see me cut up...
>>5847324
H-hey, I was attacked, it was unprovoked! But I deactivated them, but I'm recycling their bodies! Too bad there wasn't a hero around to dispense justice.
>>5847329
A-a Pirate? But I can get a replacement..
>>5847343
For some reason I feel a little let down by that answer.. But just tell me the time and date, I'll show up.
>>5847345
H-how would that solve it..?
>>5847408
I... Don't really trust this food.
>>5847408
Tori says I can't drink beer, though.
>>5847345
I was laughing...
Why are you in some blueberry suit?
>>5847454
Nein, I just like watching the bloodbath! I told you Im just a messenger.
Didn't I say I am everywhere and nowhere?
>>5847408
No one will know that's an accident.
>>5847454
If we strap the tubes and the trees to each other, they won't fall over!
I'm so smart.
>>5847476
It's not blue berry, it's metal!
I like metal, it's cold at first but it eventually warms up.
It's also good at protecting me from bad stuff.
Like bears.
>>5847374
We were just going to meet again in every tournament so I just asked if we could live together. Paula was so happy when she agreed! It would be much better than me living by myself.
>>5847416
It'll be a blast! We can play video games, talk about cute boys, watch scary movies and other things girl do at sleepovers! Paula bets you can make a really comfy bed to sleep on!
>>5847454
Why is Kaito feeling down? Did Paula do that? She didn't mean to! We can go tomorrow night!
>>5847393
I'm sure a few choice words would make her crumple into a squirming pile. It's disgusting.
>>5847422
I'm glad that we can see eye to eye.
>She says, as she stands at a whopping 3 feet tall.
I assume you've been...adequate.
>>5847366
>Sylvie begins looking around
Huh? Who said that? Who can be worked on?
>>5847513
Best game is Metro 2033 if you only have console
>>5847513
You know next tournament we won't be on the same side right? I suggest you skip the next few if you don't want to end up in the ER. I would be the smartest thing you probably ever done.
>>5847479
It's fun when someone's hard work is used for fun! Another happy little accident happens!
>>5847476
Y-you better not spy on me on a date or something..!
>>5847479
This fork has the best story so far.
>>5847506
But if the trees caught on fire in the tube what would prevent it from spreading?
>>5847513
N-no, it's not you Paula, you're actually making me feel pretty good, thank you.. But tomorrow night huh? Alright, I'm looking forward to it.
>>5847561
But.. Poisons can't..
>>5847561
I don't think that accident was very happy.
It made me kinda sad, really.
>>5847506
You look like a giant blueberry spaceman!
Does it protect you from vampires?
>>5847585
Goofy Kaito has a date! Tell me more! Can I come?
>>5847522
You assume correctly. I'm glad to see you've still managed to maintain your classic chipper attitude.
>>5847587
Okay, I get the Nazi cat. They're both popular around here, but how does a goat end up here?
>>5847585
Stop drop and roll?
>>5847608
Yes.
and girls.
Basically the same thing.
>>5847561
It's time like these when Paula wishes she could have a cute, vampire boyfriend.
>>5847611
It's good training for when I hafta get a buncha human souls and break the barrier.
>>5847513
Yes, all those things and much more. The beds I make are made from the finest silk I can produce, sturdy but comfortable
>>5847556
You speak as if you know that already. You're not the one with a 90% winrate if you've forgotten! Speaking of the next tournament, I have a question to ask.
>>5847585
That makes me feel very happy. Is it too soon? Or not soon enough? Because Paula can't go tonight.
>>5847549
No one is being worked on. Though maybe a lobotomy would do you some good.
>>5847611
It's what I do best. I'm glad there's a significant lack of Billy. Always exciting.
>>5847616
Let's put that to the test! It will be fun Ja?
>>5847619
It's time to exchange candy. Looks like some were a lot better than others!
>>5847680
I don't need to prove myself to some overgrown Russian asswipe. Go ahead and ask your fucking question.
>>5847662
Okay, next questions: what exactly requires you to collect human souls, and what barrier?
>>5847691
What, I thought you'd be beside yourself because he wasn't here. Maybe you'd like to see if you can survive the arena together.
>>5847699
Sorry, but I'm doing this so I don't get any candy corn. That stuff is disgusting.
>>5847695
>the gun points at you and speaks
"Refrain from touching Captain Caboose"
Oh yeah
That's Freckles
He's a gun.
>Spell card attacks poster below
>>5847699
Next day please! This is boring!
>>5847743
>possess you with my rod
>>5847754
>someone tried to possess you, but you are immune
>>5847721
The barrier! It's some magic seal thingy that keeps us monsters trapped in the underground, after we lost the war of humans and monsters. I need the power of seven human souls to break it and free us all!
...Of course that means I kinda sorta hafta kill seven humans to get seven of their souls. So, uh, there's that.
>>5847751
You guys look sillier than me.
>>5847726
>pokes Caboose
Nice to meet you,Freckles! What can you do?
>>5847789
>sends you to the shadow realm
>>5847677
Paula already said this but she can't wait! She doesn't want you tire you out so it would make since if we shared the same bed. Wouldn't that make sense?
>>5847691
>she finally looks down, finding the source of the voice
There you are! Were you hiding from me? A lobotomy? None for Paula. All the ones she got just hurts her.
>>5847743
Hey! Stop throwing your Uno cards at me!
>>5847711
I met a cool guy coming here! He said he was in the last few tournaments and knows you. Paula never heard of him till now so who is Ash Crimson?
>>5847793
Well, I think I've heard enough. Any last words?
>raises a hand and points it at your face
>>5847812
Heh, nothing a little meditation can't counteract.
>>5847832
>enjoys
>builds a casino with blackjack and hookers
>>5847827
>the gun twacks you hard in the face
"Final warning. Lethal force will be used."
FRECKLES
DON'T HIT THE DOG PERSON
>>5847812
Aww. Raven brought a friend to help her!
>>5847721
Oh please, I can make it without whatever that idiot has shoved up his nose. He isn't much besides a human stress ball. Then again, that's what most people are.
>>5847850
Maybe they didn't get the angle just right. It should get you right through the brain if they know what they're doing. I'm not hiding either, you're just too dumb to look down.
>>5847857
Whoa, you know magic too? Awesome! Can you teach me how to do that black hand-ball thing?!
>>5847887
Target eliminated.
>>5847608
I never said I had one, and if I did, no.
>>5847616
But the tree and the tube as well as the factory would be gone!
>>5847680
It's fine Paula, you don't need to change anything.
>>5847850
>sighs
He is a bratty piece of shit. Im here to retrieve that boygirl to his fucking master or sister or whatever. Point is, he is a bitch to catch so if you could do something useful for once and point me to his direction that would be pretty fucking great.
>>5847887
Neither of the last two are cute.
>>5847935
Not if they have fire drills.
Like we used to have in school!
>>5847950
Error. Critical Systems Damage.
>>5847935
Then why would you mention it of all things?
Someone has a date!
>>5847868
Owww...That's not nice! Im a vampire werecat anyways!
>pokes Caboose again
>>5847931
>>5847950
So much for the fun time jumping in the leaves, huh? Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm glad you got stabbed in the back.
>>5847919
Have you stopped to think that whatever he has shoved up his nose might be the key to survival?
>>5847926
A strange choice, but I'll make a note of it if anyone asks.
>hurls it at you
>>5847957
That just means no deaths, no nothing burning...
>>5847975
I mentioned it because it would be a compromising situation! I could have easily said while I was getting maintenance done!
>>5847975
Uh-oh.
>the gun launches flames at you
"Protect Captain Caboose."
RUNNING
>>5848016
Right!
No burning building!
>>5847950
If it can't protect you from the cold, what's the point?
>>5848027
You did it!
>>5848007
We can not be offended as we lack the hardware organics do to inhibit such a response.
>>5848063
And it's over once again.
>>5848026
There would be a burning building though!
>>5848063
Congratulations Hachiman!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula, it was fun as always!
>>5848079
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5848016
But you didn't you said date instead!
>>5848026
>appears on your shoulders in a blink of an eye
That was funny! Your gun is funny Caboose!
>>5848063
Yo, congrats to Hiki-something-something, and thank you for hosting, dude!
Good afternoon, everybody! The hero's here to bless ya all with his presence, like always! How're you all doing today?
>>5848063
Congratulations! Thank you for the match.
>>5848078
Hello sir
>>5848078
So you're a brainless, soulless machine? Why am I not surprised...
>>5848079
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5848105
Don't get too excited just yet. There's a Nazi here. It gets worse if you're a dog person.
>>5848105
Alright American. What the fuck is wrong with your leaders?
>>5848007
>Ducks, ends up falling on the floor.
Oof!
>Stands up.
...So, uh, I guess this is how it is, huh? I need the first human soul, anyways.
>Summons trident.
Sorry, weird magic human, but I made a promise to free everyone, and I gotta keep it. Woulda loved to learn that black magic, though.
>Hurls.
>>5848063
Congrats!
>>5848079
Thanks for hosting!
>>5847919
Paula doesn't care. She does not ever want to go back there. She would deep someone with a voice like that be a littler taller than her leg.
>>5847935
Paula would invite but it's for girls only. But enough about her. Your singing must be great as always!
>>5847947
So you do know him! Paula will have all of her eyes open to find him!
>>5848098
>>5848100
>>5848105
>>5848108
>>5848134
Thank you, thank you! It was a blast as always!
>>5848105
Hello!
>>5848159
Yeah...thanks or whatever.
>>5848079
Thank you for hosting and congrats
>grabs Paula and drags her away
>>5848109
We do not posses a gender.
>>5848134
>he stares at you blankly.
Do you not believe our statement?
>>5848189
Then what should I call you then?
>>5848103
I'm going to get a wooden stake tomorrow..
>>5848105
America, there are sniper sights on your head... Just kidding!
>>5848159
Haha, you can't just say girls only and then change the topic, I may not have the same drive as most guys but I'm curious..
>>5848007
I'll go without regardless. I value my sanity above all else, which is why I come here, where he isn't. Besides, death here is just a minor setback, so I've got that going for me.
>>5848159
Appearances can be decieving. Spesking of appearances, your getup really isn't that decieving.
>>5848134
...A Nazi, huh? Would he happen to be a guy with cat ears and acts generally creepy and weird? 'Cause if so, I know who you're talking about. Not exactly the most trustworthy of people, amirite?
>>5848141
If I knew, don't you think I would've told you?! It hasn't been a good year for us Americans at all! My boss is gonna step outta office soon, so only God knows what happens at this point!
>>5848168
G'day, dude! How's it been for ya? Waiting to see Amelia again, I presume?
>>5848205
OH GOD WHERE ARE THEY--
>Alfred dives to the ground, shouting something about his rights being infringed or something. He's a bit on edge, as you can probably already "see".
>>5848201
We are Geth.
>>5848240
is it pronounced "jeff"
>>5848153
Thanks for playing little guy!
>>5848172
Is that all Kukri wants? If so she hopes you can make some friends here!
>>5848205
Paula thinks it's girls only. It is just her and Spider la-
>>5848183
>she stops talking to Kaito as Rachnera grabs her
Weee! I didn't think we would have this now!
>>5848215
Paula'll have you know that it is super deceiving! Most people don't think of her as a threat when she wears it.
>>5848258
Yeah no thanks, I don't need that bullshit.
>>5848224
I pray I don't have to go to war with you.
>>5848240
Ok Geth. Tell me about your people or species
>>5848153
>flies out of the way
Nice shot, Billy. Now, what's this about freeing everyone? And why do you need to kill people to achieve that? If your answer is good enough, I won't attack you again.
>>5848189
Listen, I was singing songs with a fork that round. Why would I not believe you?
>>5848215
Maybe so, but winning every once in a while is nice, don't you think? Even if it means making a deal with at least three devils?
>>5848224
I assume not. I haven't talked to him, but it sounds like you've crossed paths. I'd have expected you to gone for his head by now.
>>5848205
Silly Kaito! Why would you bring a stake to a date? Unless you mean steak...
>>5848224
Who?
>>5848224
Hehehe... I'm only kidding man, I mean I'm being attacked too man, but you can come back!
>>5848258
Ah... Well have fun Paula.
>He waves goodbye.
>>5848301
How about some holy water then? In a little vial around my neck.
>>5848258
I'm thinking less about power and more about intelligence. There's a point where someone can't be wearing something as a disguise, and you've crossed it.
>>5848295
I'll just have to win on my own. It's nothing too hard. And I at least won't have that moron constantly breathing down my neck.
>>5848253
That is incorrect.
>>5848286
Geth. Khelish. "Servants of the people". Created by the Quarians. Fought them in the events of the Morning War, which resulted in the departure of the Migrant Fleet.
>>5848295
The words you choose are commonly used insults used by organics when labeling artificial intelligences and other synthetics.
>>5848286
>Alfred has a sullen expression on his face, staring at the ground.
Damnit, I hope so, too! I may not like Russia, but with these threats going on... We used to be so great...
>>5848295
Nope, I haven't gone after him yet despite what he is. I believe that there's a little bit of good in everyone, and he isn't too malicious, so I gotta give him a chance, right? And, well, I gotta give him a chance because one of my friends told me not to hurt him, so there's THAT factor, too.
>>5848301
Y'know, the heroine. Amelia F. Jones. America. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a troublemaker... Her!
>>5848337
>Alfred seems to be hyperventilating, getting up after a few seconds pass.
God, man, don't do that crap to me. You know what's been happening both here AND in America, so why'd you do that? It hurts me, man!
>>5848079
Thank you kindly.
>>5848295
I'm the king of all monsters, King Asgore! Monsters got sealed underground after the war and it's really bad down there, so I made a promise to everyone that I'd set them free and we could live on the surface again, in peace with the humans!
Also, it's 'cause that's the only way to get a human soul. Alphys tried'ta make human souls in her lab, but that, uh, went badly. We need human souls 'cause you magic humans made it so that the barrier can only be broken with the power of seven of 'em.
>>5848337
Why would a robot have holy water?
>>5848384
But who are you?
>>5848372
I guess your masters were extremely oppressive.
>>5848384
One of your brightest guys said that if Motherland "hacks" or anything bad happens and they pin it on us. Your military man said,"We will beat you harder than you haven been ever beaten before."
>>5848340
Tell me this: was he born that way, or did he fall headfirst down the stairs at some point?
>>5848372
I was speaking as a matter of fact. If you don't have a brain or a soul, that makes you brainless and soulless. Whether or not you think of yourself as a machine is another matter.
>>5848384
Oh yeah, because that won't come back to bite you on the rear. Do they even know who they're trying to defend?
>>5848409
Hm. I'll go along with this for now.
>crosses arms
I see the situation you're in, but don't you think killing a bunch of people and then asking for peace has the appearance of being counterproductive?
>>5848269
You say that but we all beat that thing back at the stadium! Not just you. See you in the next match!
>>5848337
I will! She will teach me some new things! Buh bye!
>>5848340
A disguise would be if Paula wanted to hide something. This is just her putting her favorite things on her outfit.
>>5848404
Thank you fish lady!
>>5848435
...Y'know, the hero. Alfred F. Jones. America. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a troublemaker... That's me! G'day, dude!
>>5848445
Damnit, what makes you think that I have any control over what they say? I personify America, not rule over it with an iron fist! The big guys know a lot about what they're talking about, I'm too busy scrambling around here to pick up the pieces!
>>5848465
Hey, c'mon now, even if it does, I can always just fix it. The hero's a hero for a reason, even if he messes up a few times here and there. And I can only hope she knows what she's talking about; the gal somehow managed to make friends with him, so I gotta treat him with respect, too.
...That's not to say I won't be suspicious, however.
>>5848445
We acted in self-defense when they attempted to exterminate us fearing what they created after a unit asked if "this unit has a soul".
>>5848465
Geth are not machines.
Geth mobile platforms and hardware do not have a brain.
The concept of a soul is used by organic religions and philosophies to explain their existence and views on morality.
>>5848465
It's genetic. His father is just as, if not more stupid. He believed I was his daughter for an unsettling amount of time.
>>5848500
And that just proves my point.
...
Do your favorite things include disembodied eyeballs?
>>5848465
Well, yeah, but that's kinda the humans' fault for makin' it so that the only way we can leave is to kill seven of 'em that fall down here. All I can hope is that they're bad, terrible human beings so I can try'ta be as peaceful as I can in the end.
Boy, being king is hard.
>>5848500
Uh huh suuure.
>>5848524
This is confusing!
Can't stump Trump.
CAN'T STICKY HIKKI.
>>5848384
I haven't heard of anything lately, that's probably my fault though.
Oh, sorry as well, I suppose I forgot about the stuff in America.
>>5848435
Why would a vampire spy on a robot?
>>5848500
That's... A little worrisome, but have a goodnight.
Have you ever seen an OTP like Hoshion?
>>5848548
Eyes are definitely one of Paula's favorites! If only see could use them like real eyes as well.
>>5848609
But im not spying on you. Just spectating! It's like a cartoon! The wacky adventures of Kaito!
>>5848601
racist, he's a confirmed sex offender
>>5848601
Paula almost forgot! Someone give this to the winner!
>>5848586
A simple day in the good 'ol U.S.A., amirite? Or is it in the Arena? Bah, I dunno where this place is stationed. Either way, are you waitin' for her or not?
>>5848609
Y'know, me upsettin' another gal here. Amelia told ya about it. Which, by the way, actually seems to be movin' on pretty darn smoothly!
...I hate clowns for a reason, now.
>>5848542
Evil...I feel bad for you and I hope you give them what they deserve.
>>5848524
Not that I mean just reason with them. Also some polls show Trump's ratings are getting higher
>>5848637
No, but only because I have yet to witness the true OTP.
An M1911 X my fucking mouth
>>5848657
Im just having fun here!
>>5848656
>that ~10 pixel line
uwot
>>5848524
Well, I suppose you're no stranger to faulty intelligence...though, I'd be wary of any boy who thought looking like a cat was a good idea.
>>5848542
Perhaps it's a level higher than you care to admit, but I'll leave it at saying that it's more than a concept. So then, what were you Geth created for?
>>5848548
And your mother thought being with him was a good idea...why?
>>5848563
That would depend on the nature of this war you were talking about. That aside for a moment, maybe you should try to make a deal to where you actually can kill people that need to be offed.
>>5848679
Paula made a mistake. She'll fix that right now!
>>5848639
I don't think that's any better.. It's still creepy.
>>5848657
Huh? Who now? I don't think I was told actually. What does it have to do with clowns?
>>5848642
Let me guess. You trust CNN or MSNBC?
>>5848658
Your reaction is rare among organics. Most sympathize with the Creators.
>>5848691
Geth. Khelish. "Servants of the People". We were created by the Quarians to be servants before the events of the Morning War.
>>5848637
yukine x obcessed
>>5848638
They'd be easier to poke out. It would be incredibly impractical, especially since they don't have eyelids.
>>5848691
>Shke gives a slightly disappointed look, though it's kind of hard to tell the difference.
He isn't my father, Raven. I'm his neighbor, that's the only way we're related in any way I know of.
>>5848734
CNN is the news, it's illegal for the news to lie drumpftard
>>5848637
No
>>5848679
She hopes this is a little better.
>>5848745
Paula would think people would try poking them out already. If they were real, think how much you can see!
>>5848658
I TRIED! I listened to what you said, but they said they'd consider it instead of acting doing it! And shut up about him already; I came here to escape politics, not listen about what he's doing!
>>5848676
But she was your first friend here, remember? She'd be crushed to hear you forgot about her this early!
>>5848691
Man, not even about six minutes in and I've already been insulted. That's gotta be a new record... Once again, I have to trust my friend because she's my friend. If I hadn't have been told of him, I'd probably be in a fight with him as we speak!
>>5848729
Oh, come off it! You asked her what was the problem and then she told you about it! I don't wanna say her name should I actually summon her... Check the archives!
No, not clowns HERE. Clowns back in America; that bastards have been popping up and scaring the shit outta everyone!
reminder that Hoshi thinks he's trump but deleted the 30,000 /sanc/ posts as soon as he got caught