/sug/ Steven Universe General - Quartz is Unbreakable Edition
Last Thread: >>5835615
>Gem Harvest:
Preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Seh9WDG2M
>Minisodes:
Stream: https://su-g.pw/minisodes2016
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!t4VEXZhI
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0000
>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x07.mp4
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
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http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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>>5840258
Jasper is fat
You either die a hero
Afternoon everyone, Upcoming Drawfag here. Taking your blue board-safe requests.
flapis pisblendin h w e n
STUPID FUCKING EMO-ASS CHILD MOLESTING CHAIN-RAPIST
Yare yare daze.
>>5840264
*furry
>>5840272
Peridot and Sapphire fusion?
SPICY BUTTHOLES
>>5840270
or get AIDS
>>5840275
h w e n
>>5840270
Or you live long enough to see yourself fuck a dog with AIDS
>>5840270
OR YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN
>>5840300
G H O S T
P
E
P
P
E
R
>>5840270
Or you live long enough to see yourself become a thumbnail.
https://discord.gg/98zpqvv
>>5840336
M A N G O
>>5840280
Still better than CL
>>5840258
[STAND NAME] Love Like You
[STAND USER] Steven Quartz-Universe
>>5840264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gnznm2Xia8
where were you last thread?
Are you ready.
Adrenaline is pumping,
Adrenaline is pumping,
Generator. Automatic Lover,
Atomic, Atomic, Overdrive,
Blockbuster, Brainpower,
Call me a leader. Cocaine,
Don't you try it, Don't you try it
Innovator, Kill machine,
There's no fate. Take control.
Brainpower, Let the bass kick,
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA-
O--------------------
>>5840270
or become a dumb cuck.
>>5840311
Your ship is shit Jaspdonyxfag
>>5840403
Is this JoJo. I feel like every obscure thing I see is a reference to JoJo, now.
This is what JJBA has done to me.
I wanna fuck DIO.
>>5840375
T A B A S C O
A B A S C O T
B A S C O T A
A S C O T A B
S C O T A B A
C O T A B A S
O T A B A S C
I'm here to write lewd greentexts
You can request here
>>5840402
If I miss out and the thread is already 100+ posts in I don't bother
But maybe I should anyway
>>5840426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
>>5840418
Lapidot is canon and perfect.
>>5840403
Welcome to this crazy time
Kono ikareta jidai e yôkoso
Kimi wa tough boy
Matomo na yatsu hodo feel so bad
Shôki de irareru nante un ga ii ze
You, tough boy
Toki wa masani seikimatsu
Yodonda machikado de bokura wa deatta
Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono fuhai to jiyû to bôryoku no mattadanaka
No boy no cry kanashimi wa
Zetsubô ja nakute ashita no manifesuto
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
Doko mo kashiko mo kizudarake
Uzuku matte naitete mo hajimaranai kara
Tough boy
Dotchi wo muite mo feel so sad
Dakedo shi ni wa itaranai
Jibun wa dô dai? tough boy
Koko wa eien no rokku rando
Kobushi wo nigirishime bokura wa deatta
Keep you burning kakenukete
Kono kyôki to kibô to genmetsu no mattadanaka
No boy no cry susumanakya
Ikioi wo mashita mukaikaze no naka wo
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
We are living, living in the eighties
We still fight, fighting in the eighties
>>5840440
You should. If I miss the beginning of the thread I try to respond to you anyways. Even if the thread is almost over.
>>5840439
Something with Ruby and Peridot that ends with fusion.
You can go nuts on how lewd it is.
>>5840422
>>5840439
>>5840439
blowfly pearl sequel
>>5840481
Where was all this art back when I shipped jaspdonyx?
>>5840486
>>5840462
Alright, DEAL!
>>5840486
I'm going to puke jesus christ
>>5840516
Kek
>>5840575
It's too late man, I ship Jaspearl now.
>>5840578
why tho
>>5840439
Amethyst teaching Steven how to fap
>>5840578
This doesn't even make sense
>>5840574
>removing Bob's perfect butthole
This is illegal, you know.
>>5840664
I didn't even notice that, what the fuck.
>>5840442
This song makes me want to stop time and throw knives at people.
>>5840677
Try not to mess it up this time.
>>5840664
assholes look gross
>>5840614
Yes.
I second this.
Lappy makes me happy
>>5840741
>>5840728
You suck
Someone please post jaspers gigantic chocolate donut
>>5840741
>>5840686
Dio only starts stopping time and throwing knives in part 3, though
Roundabout is only in parts 1 and 2
>>5840664
my cakes will burn
>>5840752
I want to live inbetween Jasper's giant quartz butt cheeks
>>5840486
I'm... not even remotely grossed out by this, though I recognize that I should be.
This is 4chan's fault.
>>5840771
I falcon punched my monitor out of sheer hilarity.
>>5840728
get this guy out of here
>>5840728
Lappy has a perfect little anus.
>>5840795
I love this image
>>5839657
kill yourself
>>5840825
I was just looking for that
>>5840300
kill yourself
Requesting more art of this ship
>>5840418
kill yourself
>>5840864
That picture always makes me laugh
>>5840879
if 1 is not that obscure and 10 is pretty fucking obscure, i'd say 10
Here is a Bad Pearl I drew
>>5840879
expected random ship/10
but seriously I give it a 4.5/10
>>5840486
Come on man, I wrote a story about Pearl swallowing botfly maggots just yesterday
>>5840879
Not them but i say it's pretty bizarre.
bulimic
>>5840422
kill yourself
>ywn be one of the maggots embedded in pearls inner thigh
>>5840908
That's how I feel.
>>5840910
Can you draw some rubies?
>>5840923
>>5840422
huh, now this is more up there
>>5840908
I mean, I'd would have given it a 10, but given that there aren't actually very many people here, and at least 2 of them do or used to ship it, I'd say it's a 7 or 8 at best.
>>5840446
kill yourself
>>5840924
>>5840294
>Peridot and Sapphire fusion?
>>5840407
Is this serious or just one of those beginning-of-every-thread memes?
>>5840961
He's pretty serious about it, I think.
>>5840956
peridot has no chill, it would never work
hey guys I have a lot of lappy eggs here would anyone like one my family lappy worked really hard on laying them
that time she ate everything in the fridge and she didn't knew what to do to replace it
>>5840924
>Pearl will never put you in her wet mouth and mash you between her teeth
>>5840956
Thanks lad.
>>5840614
>In the stack-rimmed room belonging to Amethyst, the purple tornado was talking to Steven about some things she found out about online.
>"Of course, I already knew about this one," she said, "but you were nearby and it seemed like the perfect time to tell you about it."
>"What's it called, Amethyst?" Steven inquired timidly.
>"Uh, it's called fapping."
>"How do you fap?" Steven responded.
>"Uh, let me tell you. Take off your pants."
>Steven obliged and he was bare naked below the waist.
>"Good. Now let's go through the basics. Grab your dick, and throttle it."
>Steven had a question. "Why are we doing this?"
>Amethyst picked up a laptop and opened it up, and a nude picture of Lapis Lazuli was there for Steven to look at.
>"That should get ya motivated, champ." Amethyst then set the computer on a broken washing machine and sat a few yards away from Steven, who started to masturbate and after about two minutes, ejaculated everywhere.
> Amethyst slowly clapped and had Steven put his pants back on.
>"Don't tell anyone about this." And Steven never did. He's fapped every few days ever since in the messy rocky room.
>>5841005
You're welcome, requester!
>>5840956
How would they act
>>5840975
You're right, anon. Sapphire would never fuse with someone who has no chill.
>>5840934
Sure thing. Might not be today though. Have a bunch of class work I have to do.
>>5841007
Does he always masturbate to the same picture of Lazuli, or does he spice it up with some topless Greg pics?
>>5841020
nervous/shy-ish, but always reassuring themselves
>>5841020
Probably like the world's smartest asshole.
Which they would have the right too.
>>5840920
i want a sequel where amethyst and garnet are involved
lapiven
>>5840969
Huh. I might actually take him up on this tomorrow if that is the case.
>>5841045
Amethyst gives him a different pic each session.
What is /sug/'s position on futanari?
>>5841038
Ruby and Sapphire are IN LOVE and Ruby is a beautiful romantic flame baby.
https://youtu.be/-oqAHrobbvw?t=1m12s
>>5841057
is canon.
>>5841085
I need to watch this episode again, I love these two.
I just wish it wasn't associated with Pearl's Magical Fun Time Rape Arc.
>>5841057
Good shit, my dood
>>5841042
Thanks, bud.
Let's say HW is almost defeated, but the diamonds are retreating. There is no way of interaction with the escape ship except for attacking it directly, shattering all diamonds and remaining HW troops that did not surrender. Will Steven end it all, or will he let them go, possibly dooming hundreds of earth like planets?
Do someboy still have the Pearl Yoshikage Kira copypaste somewhere? I need it for science.
>>5841051
Don't worry, I plan to continue the story in the present day. I've got a rough draft up already, involving Amethyst sucking botflies and maggots lovingly out of Pearl´s thighs, and nibbling on her dead flesh until her ancient foul discharges spray into her mouth, and eventually having Amethyst felch her vomit out of Pearl´s pussy.
I won't have any time until Tuesday though
>>5841057
Is okay, i guess.
>>5841098
How do lapevenfags deal with connie being apparent canon ship?
>>5841126
Any Rubies in particular you want or want them doing something specific?
>>5841084
not the greatest
I think woman scissoring is pretty hot, jumping up and down to plow at a weird angle, not so much
>>5841078
A different pic of Lapis or of everyone? Are pics of Rose included?
>>5841140
This is really interesting
>>5841153
Not really, I love them all.
I AM partial towards doc, but I think army needs more love.
>>5841150
Kek, I don't even ship it.
>>5841150
Connie being apparent ship with Steven and Peridot with Lapis heavily suggested. They are screwed on both sides. What a sad existence.
>>5841150
pretty chill to be honest, wait for the sands of time to take her, then Lapis can move in
>>5841084
dick + vag = 2/10
throw a set of balls on there and you go to 9/10
>>5841084
It feels very basic and widespread at this point
I prefer pussy, fingering etc over cock stuff
>>5841189
don't you think that sounds a little delusional? The show isn't going to cover that much time.
>>5841234
If they really enjoy it, then I don't think they're concerned about sounding delusional.
>>5841084
Not my thing because of how it's hyper sexualized and detrimental to actual trans women. Like some cheap fetish.
>>5841150
Same as >>5841174 , i just think this ship is very cute, just like Stevedot, yet i don't really ship it.
If ever, the only ship i kinda support is Connverse.
/r/ing Steven rubbing some Rogaine on Pearl's scalp sensually.
>>5841265
I mean, liking a ship is all well and good, no matter how crack it is (I ship leggypis) but saying you like a ship and actually thinking it's canon are two different things.
>>5841084
me likey
>>5841285
It IS a cheap fetish, it has as much to do with actual trans people or hermaphrodites as loli and shota has to do with actual children.
>>5841374
that isn't precisely a good analogy
>>5841308
That's not my point, I'm just saying that regardless of whether or not it becomes canon, people are still going to like/ship it.
And yeah, I ship Leggypis too.
>>5841308
not him but with most ships, you have to come up with almost INSANE amount of detail to even make the ship sound like it would work.
its been awhile since I can just say the two would work, and get a few nods
theyre great to eachother, nothing forced. I know it wont be canon but its so close I can stick to it
>>5841186
>Peridot with Lapis heavily suggested
Lapidot fags are very delusional.
>>5841374
You have a really good point. I haven't thought of it like this, anon.
What really creeps me out of futa are the huge cocks, women with little cocks are really cute, yet rare in futa art.
>>5841042
drew a rub
>>5841428
NEED SOME TINY COCKED JASPER
NO MORE ORANGE BASEBALL BATS!
>>5841428
Hyper is actually just a subset of the futa fetish.
If you were to get into the community you would find that there are many only like futa with small to average sized dicks. It's not as rare as you seem to think.
>>5841437
Very nice Rub. Thank you.
>>5841437
It's an adorable rub, and I love it.
>>5841441
Id like to say lapiven is going to happen, but besides Ruby and sapphire, everyones just going to stay single, even connie and steven
>>5841500
bold claim.
>>5841441
Leggypis is immaculate and the fact that so little art of it exists is a sin against God.
>>5841469
the problem is people with awful fetishes have the most money
>>5841458
Second this.
>>5841469
I can imagine, but too many huge dongs until I get there...
>>5841525
Exactly.
>>5841511
That's not bold at all besides the lapiven part
>>5841525
I don't think that's entirely correct. I would argue that the people with awful fetishes are the most willing to spend their money. Oftentimes they don't have much to spare, but they are willing to forego other luxuries in favor of commissioning porn to their tastes.
>>5841116
Getting some nice spirited away vibes from this
>>5841458
>>5841535
Just go on /d/ and start a "small dick futa" thread. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't already one on there.
>>5841511
what the anon said, all besides me claming lapiven, everyone sides ruphire is staying solo
cant see another canon ship coming to light
>>5841519
why must we suffer this artless hell?
>>5841552
>vibes
>>5841552
kek, read the filename
>>5841561
She was doing so well until the big-- little reveal too
The show pushes connie x steven pretty heavily, do people really think it isn't going to happen? Can't you guys read the writing on the wall? It isn't exactly subtle.
>>5841535
That pic is cute for some reason
>>5841552
>>5841587
>one half of our ship is rotting away in a barn with an autist
>the other half is floating through space and is probably crying
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
>>5841645
what the FUCK are those heels made of?
>>5841661
>>5841610
>tfw Jasper is average
>>5841519
>>5841587
>>5841661
>>5841691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFks9A9TCF0
rip
>>5841674
diamond granules and cement.
>>5841748
>Diamond granules
ROOOOSE
>>5841674
my dick.
the only thing hard enough to support her.
>>5841691
>>5841734
Never forget.
>>5841561
If Jasper's sausage sized fingers aren't big enough to satisfy Lapis' gaping slutpuss then nothing will
>>5841805
I think this is all I got
>>5841843
nevermind
>>5841714
>tfw Jasper is average... for a quartz
>which is like a foot long
Imagine Lapis
>>5841150
I don't ship it romantically unless he's older and connie is dead. Their friendship is just adorable though.
>>5841863
what does it go?
>>5841886
Home.
To White Diamond's gaping asshole.
>>5841873
Now imagine Jasper
>>5841773
before rose gave birth to steven, she got a gift for you if you should ever return. Here you go. She hopes you enjoy it, after all it has "really cracked up at least one gem before"
>>5841886
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>5841872
>tfw she's above average
>tfw she's pushing half a meter
>>5841906
Now imagine Malachite
>>5842025
And now I came.
This is your fault.
>>5842025
Imagine Trump
Stevonnie is top tier waifu
>>5841873
*Lapenis
>>5841972
If you make her too big she won't even be able to fuck most of the gems without two of them fusing.
>>5842025
MALACHITE A CUTE
>>5842092
She really is. Just don't diddle her adorable daughteru
>>5842126
more like malacute
>>5842074
He is assassinated and I am happy
>>5842025
NINE FEET OF GREEN STRIPEY ERECTION
>>5842140
the Malacutest
>>5842126
can confirm
>>5841873
>>5841906
>>5842025
>>5842111
This is what shapeshifting is for. Lapis is just too retarded to realize it.
>>5842163
so close to being a dab. someone needs to fix that gif.
>>5842111
>more jaspphire
THANX
>>5842168
What does it MEAN
>>5842132
as long as I can diddle Stevonnie's futa dick I'm fine with that
>>5842206
>>5842092
>top
That's an interesting way to spell shit
>>5842190
who is worse at anatomy, xxbubbles or blushmallet?
>>5842206
Does this count
>>5842227
>>5842215
I'm getting cold sweats about this stuff despite not liking Jasper on Sapphire.
>>5842221
The world couldn't handle her level of CUTE so she had to DIE
>>5842230
Blush by far
>four fingers
>it's mah art style
>>5842229
It's okay to have shit opinions, anon
>>5842272
>We couldn't protect her smile
It hurts
>>5842290
does she have a picture of pearl on her undies?
There's no way connie would ever have reason to wear pearl panties, does that mean steven wears women's underwear?
>>5842260
Damn really
>>5842230
Blushmallet is hyped for some reason
>but their art is shit
>SHIT
>>5842305
Everything I love in this god damned show gets taken away from me. Now all I have is rupphire. It's the only thing left that makes me happy.
>>5842302
It's probably Bismuth's dick
>>5842272
>theought she looked cute when she first arived
>best color scheme, very nice voice
>Great hair too
>never coming back
Reminder that the Crystal Gems are fighting titanovegetables in their spare time
>>5842092
>waifu
more like waisbando
husfu
>>5842330
>Muh Lapidot
>>5842359
she's a waifu with a feminine penis
>>5842410
And a masculine vagina
>>5842410
are you sure it's not a manly vagoo?
>>5840264
you're making her cry
>>5842343
>tfw all my favorite gems are never coming back
PD would work with Jasper in handling her ADHD and weight loss regimen
YD never even tries
>>5842448
>the rubies
>jasper
>bismuth
>malachite
just fucking kill me
>>5842450
You're not funny.
>>5842448
Jasper, Bismuth, Centipeetle, Malachite, Rose, Pink Diamond, and Yellow Diamond are all shit.
>>5842448
>>5842450
I giggled
>>5842423
cautiously intrigued by this
h-hi /sug/ beginner drawfag here
i'm trying to break out of SU style but it's hard
just sketched a lapis pic, can I get constructive criticism?
>>5842467
Weight loss? Bullshit, Pink Diamond wanted Jasper to be as fat as possible, just like Rose.
Now that she's with Yellow Diamond, who wants to slim her down, she eats as a form of rebellion against her bitchy yellow stepmom
Jasper is a rebel
>>5842423
>>5842425
feminine
penis
>>5842525
She looks Asian.
>>5842523
Probably extremely hairy with a big clit
Which there is no SU art of sadly
>>5842539
what an adorable comic
>>5842523
Don't peer at me like that, you dumb little tinkerer.
>>5842575
>>5842485
but less shit than lapis, peridot, pearl, amethyst, and garnet
>>5842595
[reporting intensifies]
>>5842598
And Steven!
>>5842554
sounds fucking disgusting
>>5842529
>people head canon that Jasper would wear a pink diamond after she's reformed
>letting herself go and be free is the logical advancement of this
Fat and happy Jasper endgame
>>5842595
I'm gonna force this entire goddamn salad down your throat, you squealing little frog.
>>5842598
No just lapshit and shitdot
>>5842630
then its time for plan b
>>5842637
Lapiss and Peridookie
>>5842637
and pearlshit, ameshit, shitnet, shitven, jasshit, and bisshit
>>5842615
Fag
>>5842669
now THIS is an obscure ship.
>>5842630
SO
MUCH
SALAD
>>5842669
>Quintuple Ruby
>Sardonyx
Truly boggles the mind
>>5840275
n e request?
>>5842760
ye dude, lets get some jaspdonyx in here
>>5842760
Your perfect endgame
>>5842762
Punchable as fuck.
>>5842760
Jasper fuggin' Sapphire while Lapis pisses on Ruby
>>5842791
I'd like to veto this khan. I'll give you 7 peripoints.
>>5842760
sardonyx shoving her hammer inside jasper's ass
>>5842436
I want to lick jaspers cheeks
>>5842760
upboated!!11!!!111! xd
>>5842814
I'll give khan 8 peripoints if he keeps it.
>>5842883
Looks like we've got a bidding war on our hands.
I'll give you 9 peripoints and a rare connie
>>5842778
>>5842902
15 Peripoints.
And a rare Malachite.
>>5842910
OH MY KEKS
>>5842910
fucking genius
>>5842910
>Sardonyx is about to perform her disappearing dick trick
>>5842910
Perfect.
>>5842948
>"Now you see it"
>SCHLIK
>"Now you don't"
>Be sleeping
>Hear a loud noise
>Wake up to this in your room
What do?
>>5842997
Tear it apart from limb to limb.
hey brahs I'll write some stories
gimme requests
>>5842997
Load up my AK-47 and shoot her in the face.
>>5842791
>>5842916
i like me some malacute
>>5842997
Shatter her
>>5842997
Tell her she needs to leave and come back next morning to release all of her memes than. I would also give her one hug before going back to sleep again
>>5843031
Gem of choice flips Sapphire's dress
>>5842997
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"
>want to make a ruby sandwich
>toaster is FUCKING BROKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5843071
This makes even more sense with Lapis laying eggs.
>>5843044
That's the ticket!
>>5843071
What's going on in this thread?
>>5843044
God damn it. That guy better deliver or I'll be mighty sore.
>>5843071
>>5843098
something seems off here
>>5843089
>>5843044
Need some solo khans Jaspers
>>5843142
only solo jasper ive got, rough economy
>>5843044
>>5843111
Malachite is nothing compared to Kosmochlor
>>5843135
>ywn cook on your favorite ruby
>>5843165
I'll take it
>>5843169
>not fuckingkillmeite
>>5842997
point back
>>5843169
>Legs
Disgusting.
https://discord.gg/98zpqvv
>>5843182
You dare doubt me
>>5843169
Consider the following that i don't approve of but will suggest anyway to see where it takes me.
>>5843204
Where would it's genitals be located
>>5843245
Back of the head
>>5843259
>giving head
>>5843206
You wont be getting any legs if you fuse with Malachite.
Only arms.
Tons and tons of arms.
>>5840272
Alright, Upcoming Drawfag here again. Back to take some more requests.
>>5842826
>>5843316
Jon Arbuckle hitting on Pearl.
>>5843307
All her arms ARE legs.
>>5843307
I wonder if we'll ever get a fusion with no hands.
>>5843179
eww
>>5843340
Nonsense.
>>5842780
might do something like that at some point, but itll take a little time and im not up for it just yet
>>5843362
What's ew you vegan
>>5843330
>>5843381
Doc's ugly face
>>5843396
I swear to crhist
>>5843407
I'll fucking cook an egg on your chest
>>5843422
Hey man that can be difficult with them tits, unless she wears them like a bra or somethin
>>5843448
>sunny side up pasties
>>5843448
You're probably right
I'd rather fry some bacon on her back
>>5843448
kill yourself
>>5843370
I will stay erect and waiting in the meantime
>>5843484
might try and make a fairly "decent" looking wallpaper-sized image with as many characters as possible, could be fun
>>5843483
I appreciate your dedication, dex. You know they're doing it on purpose, and yet you continue to fight it.
>>5843515
Ok
>>5843515
Then don't, live like that instead and change it up a notch.
>>5843179
>your fav Ruby will never moan with pleasure as you slap a juicy steak on her bare ass, and it sizzles loudly
poel
>>5843515
please get help, poel
im gay im so gay lmao im gay im gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
>>5843540
my fucking dick
>>5843316
Jasper looking at herself in a mirror and saying, "Ugh! You're such a fat cow!"
>>5843514
Fuck year
It'll be a clusterfuck of fun
>>5843547
kys zuke
>>5843545
>>5843535
>>5843529
...guys? am I late to the party of is 4chan deleting posts without you refreshing new? because I am starting to doubt my sanity.
>>5843603
there was no post there
Can anyone explain where this came from?
>>5843603
No posts on sight anon, what are you talking about?
>>5843624
No idea, bud. I'm at a loss.
>>5843624
The upcoming lapidot wedding. Zuke confirmed this on her twitter.
>>5843603
>>5843621
>>5843647
>>5843624
Now is it even a photo of a screen or a photo of something framed on a wall
>>5843699
Will that be how Gem Harvest ends?
>>5843571
mmmm.. dog rape
>>5843824
mmmm.. tentacle rape
>>5843824
The overly bloody followup to that one is too much for me
>>5843621
>>5843647
welp. I always wanted a straightjacket anyw-
>>5843713
maybe not
>>5843906
weakling
>>5843940
It doesn't even look like all that blood leaked down her neck
Worst period ever
>>5843339
>Jon Arbuckle hitting on Pearl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwh6078A-VU
hey /sug/ what you listening to?
>>5843982
why is this a thing. Why do people keep asking for jon arbuckle?
>>5843998
>Tfw I actually love this song
>Tfw I love that ship
I love you anon.
>>5843998
my favorite tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQs4zQaowvo
>>5843998
I can't remember which was the last one, so take both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjAWAUc_33k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_cjaVFIiI
>>5843998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YrfyeurqnI
>>5843998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYftOz0BD7E
How will Lapis die?
>>5844201
Shattered by Jasper's cock.
What could beat Stevonnie at full power?
>>5844222
madara uchiha
>>5844201
>>5844222
kevin showing off his dick
>>5842485
...Yellow Diamond is coming back.
>>5843998
I've never heard that song. I like it.
>>5844201
pearl turns into a woodpecker and shatters her with her nose after seeing her touch steven's gem
>>5844229
Don't be silly, that's just a tree.
>>5841189
>Implying Steven and Connie won't permafuse into immortality.
>>5844271
Yeah
Lapis will hang herself from a tree
steven bomb trailer when
>>5844271
a fat tree
>>5844305
Already tried it.
>>5841404
Zuke "The Dike" Nukem disagrees.
>>5843998
https://youtu.be/NI9Sa8LpZ3g
>>5844328
>I don't need to air
>>5844160
>>5844305
>blindfolds steven and pretends to be a pinata
>>5844324
>adipem ligno
>>5844295
>>5843064
Jasper, homeworld's most revered quartz had won. She had finally shattered all the Crystal Gems, save for one. Jasper eyed the short, blue gem as she sobbed, clutching the red shards of a shattered gem. It was time that Jasper claimed her spoils.
She walked over to the pitiful being a grabbed her arm. She recognozed this gem as half of the fusion that had humiliated her the day she returned to Earth. Shattering would not be a sufficient punishment for this gem.
Jasper grabbed the Sapphire's dress and yanked upwards. She was shocked to see the gems blue, flaccid penis. Jasper had looked forward to destroying this gem's cunt. But it didn't really matter anyways, as Jaspers always get their way.
Jasper removed her pants to reveal her own pulsating member. Sapphire squirmed as she knew what was coming. Jasper ran her finger underneath Sapphire's eye collecting the cyclops's tears.
>>5844455
Garnet's wrong, they can stay fused forever.
>>5844472
She rubbed them on the tip of her cheeto puff of pleasure, lubricating it. She grabbed Sapphire's limp dick and pressed the tip of it against her own. Sapphire's could feel her urethra seperate a bit. Jasper drove the phallus against her own until it begain to split. Sapphire howled in pain as ragged tears ran down the sides of her penis.
Jasper continued to pull the gems wang over hers, feelings the hot torrent of blood run over her. She finally reached the base of Sapphire's wang, and then stopped to admire her work. She gazed at the gem's mangled shreds of what used to be a dick. She resumed the dicking, targeting the bloody gash of the ground zero of Sapphy's wang. A powerful thrust sent her member though the layers of Sapphire's flesh. She was completely oblivious to the blue gem's screams at this point.
She drew back slowly, savoring the feeling of Sapphire's guts. As she pulled out, she could see the mixture of blood and fat seep of out of the mcguvyered fuckhole. She began rapidly thrusting, pounding against the gem's inner thighs. She noticed the small ripples being send throught the gem's frail body with every thrust. The outline of her dick was clearly visible on the Sapphire's belly. It almost looked as if it would bust through.
>>5844455
if you hit her hard enough does a skeleton pop out?
>>5844500
>the tip of her cheeto puff of pleasure
Best string of words my eyeballs have ever danced across
>>5844500
>she could see the mixture of blood and fat seep of out of the mcguvyered fuckhole
>>5844500
She suddenly felt some searing pain on her dick. She yanked it out, revealing a long cut running through her dick. She must have cut it on Sapphire's pubic bone. It wasn't necessarily a bad pain though. In fact, it just turned her on more. It must have severed a vein, as it was squirting blood. She reentered Sapphire's wound and began thrusting once again.
The wound began to feel wetter than before. Jasper could feel hot, chunky fluid envelope her dick. Shit began leaking out of the wound. Jasper had busted Sapphire's intestines. This gem was the gift that kept giving. It was definitely the most interesting sex she had ever had. She felt an orgasm creeping up on her. She knew exactly what she would do with this nut.
She yanked her dick out, and pressed the tip against Sapphire's eye. She pushed until she heard the satisfying pop of the eyes. She busted, sending jets of semen into the cornea. The mixture of eye fluids and semen overflowed over the side of Sapphire's eye socket, leaking over the gems blue skin. She had been dead for awhile now. What exactly killed her was of no concern to Jasper. She eyed over the corpse, noticed the myriad of broken bones poking up into the skin. Sapphire's body almost looked like a tent at this point.
Jasper yanked up her pants and boarded the ship, not bothering to clean up. Her pearl would be delighted in sucking the putrified fluids off.
>>5844497
If they ever end up unfusing by mistake they cant
>>5844535
waot who's fat
>>5844550
Would connie unfuse as the age she should have, or the age she was when she fused?
>>5844562
My dirty quartz.
>>5844572
I would imagine they would age at least partially while fused. Maybe to a lesser extent.
>>5844472
>>5844500
>>5844537
Regret.
>>5844602
>>5844602
We'll probably never know for sure.
One of many questions that will never be answered by the show.
>>5844537
can i get a pastebin of this for monday?
>>5844537
>>5844500
>>5844472
NO
>>5844630
>>5844645
Knew i should have stuck with requesting from drawfags only.
>>5844650
*dumb cheeto
I hope my story was good enough brahs, wrote it inbetween sets so I didn't really proofread it.
>>5843824
kill yourself
>>5844696
>you requested this
Holy kek.
>>5843940
kill yourself
>>5844744
This is no where near what i had in mind.
>>5844755
no, YOU do it
>>5844160
neck yourself bitch
>>5844160
ayy RvB
>>5844777
>checked
Better luck next time, buckaroo.
>>5844160
reddit detected
>>5844808
>>5844832
Just
>>5844696
>sapphirefag requestED THIS
FUCKING KEK
>>5844901
>>5844883
>inb4 depressed sapphire
>>5844901
In hindsight, i probably should have requested to be strictly mildish to prevent.. THAT.
>>5844537
>Shit began leaking out of the wound. Jasper had busted Sapphire's intestines. This gem was the gift that kept giving.
Reminder:
Season 6 Leaked Episode Titles
What it Means
Beach City Bash
Rose's Court
Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
Day One
Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
It's Not Really Over is it
Knighthood
Jasperilla
Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
Hit The Books
Diamond Dogs
Fusion Ha!
That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Breaking Point
Reach For The Sky
Critical Mass (Part 1)
Heavy Metal (Part 2)
What We Really Are (Part 3)
Steven Universe
>>5845040
Next time buddy next time
>>5845040
I wouldn't have honored that condition anyways bro
>>5845078
Season 7 Leaked Episode Titles
Jasper is dead
Jasper might be dead
Jasper becomes undead
Jasper is legitimately dead this time like no joke
Lol jk
Jasper is now dead
>>5845078
>Jesus, What the fuck is That?
>>5845078
>That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Who will storyboard it?
>>5844472
>>5844500
>>5844537
can we have one of these stories every day/week from now on until the hiatus is over
This shit is gold
or would too many people here die on the inside
>>5845151
The one and only Zuke
>>5845138
>being this upset
You're falling for the orange fatso, I can TELL
>>5845162
Okay, the joke is over now.
>>5845176
The Lapidot sex scene is finally coming.
>>5845138
Check out the titles in this arc
>The Perfect Breakup
>Daddy's Back
>Ruby gets Socked in the Booby and Dies
>The Azure Allure
>Jasper Cums Inside Every Orifice of Sapphire's Being
You know its the truth
Best fetish
>>5845176
It'll be a Colin-exclusive Lapiven episode detailing the luxuries of sky sex.
How much Twitter shitposting does she do any given day?
>>5845192
Who do you think this >>5842260 was?
It really is starting to slowly crawl in my skin.
>>5845220
That's the wrong copypasta.
It's >Aristocratic seed
>>5845220
>Jasper Cums Inside Every Orifice of Sapphire's Being
Jesus, fuck.
>>5845201
was that vegemite in that pic?
>joke is over
crossing the line 2N times with N being hopefully a large number never gets old
Is it canon
At what point in Gem Harvest will he cameo?
Crashing this thread
HOw does COnnie have such shit taste?
>>5845272
Please do.
>>5843934
>filename.jpg
Does Steven know Haoshoku Haki?
>>5845259
Let the ORANGE flow through you.
I've accepted it, and so should you.
>>5845244
>C- Tier Fetish
>Applying it to Steven
You're a real asshole, you know that?
>>5845259
It's memorable isn't it
But that versions just the spin-off
>>5845262
# FILR
>>5845260
eye socket fucking
>yfw when Zuke shows up at your house
Could it have ever worked out?
>>5845337
>>5845272
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>5845078
>That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
>Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
>Fusion Ha!
>It's Not Really Over is it
>Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
KEK
>>5845299
No, it ain't my shit yet.
Not enough art for it either.
>>5845310
Who do you think made the jokeful spin-off?
>>5845337
I WON'T do SHIT to her cause I'M a FAGGOT PUSSY.
What ship is this
>>5845358
The aristocratic seed part was my little edit
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>5845382
I've also edited Jasper being the sub as well. Ruby being replaced with "My Diamond"
>>5845358
>not enough art
Better start requesting some.
>>5845403
I thank the original Jamie/sapphire author for this memetic miracle
>>5845411
You already know i'm trying to get other ideas submitted though.
Hopefully dinkle is based.
>>5845345
oh wow this is fucking perfect
>>5845201
Senpai vinny